Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deuce
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Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deuce
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This notice in the University of Alabama dorm lobbies, presented without comment:
https://p.twimg.com/AlocY-JCIAARl2u.jpg
EDIT: Apparently it's a hoax.
And people say there aren't privileges to going to some schools over others...
And, for guys like JB, it's a "UA Safe Zone".Quote:
Originally Posted by morsdraconis
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Amen. Even if I wasn't single, I'd still be saying fuck Valentine's Day. Nothing but a goddamn cookie cutter Hallmark Card holiday to suck even more money out of your wallet. Well guess what Hallmark, you bitches, not only are you NOT getting any of my money, but as I'm working today and tonight, even more money will be going into my bank account in my next paycheck to be spent on ME.Quote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
Blame Chaucer, not Hallmark.Quote:
Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes
I blame both. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by JeffHCross
I need to get this on a t-shirt!Quote:
Originally Posted by psuexv
If I win the Powerball tonight. I'm going to do the Fuck You Dance at work.
You gotta watch what you say and where you say it, Eric.
Tell me about it. :fp:Quote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
That one is making the rounds :D someone emailed me that at work.
40 minutes from now I'll be speaking in front of 500 people. Damn, I hate public speaking. :sick:
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Just remember, start with your name and what you are addicted toQuote:
Originally Posted by Deuce
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...HlAbAf2I#t=13s
Who wants 3 free months of ESPN Insider? I got a code for preordering Grand Slam Tennis 2, but I'm already get ESPN Insider, so the code is of no use to me.
Crank Yankers is on Comedy Central today... haven't seen this show on TV in forever.
http://www.carolinajournal.com/exclu...a-nuggets.html
A preschooler at West Hoke Elementary School ate three chicken nuggets for lunch Jan. 30 because a state employee told her the lunch her mother packed was not nutritious.
The girl's turkey and cheese sandwich, banana, potato chips, and apple juice did not meet U.S. Department of Agriculture guidelines, according to the interpretation of the agent who was inspecting all lunch boxes in her More at Four classroom that day.
Inspecting children's lunches? Chicken nuggets instead of what seems like a fairly nutritious meal?
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Wow. WTF? Nutrition Nazis gone awry.
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The article left out the picture of the agentQuote:
Originally Posted by morsdraconis
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...R3cjyS59-AU0fV
:D
You could also include that twat, Jamie Oliver. i got a good laugh at how well his "nutritious cafeteria meals" went over in the LA schools.
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/...ol-lunch-menu/
Rejecting healthful alternatives like vegetarian curries and tamales, quinoa salads and pad Thai noodles, students are throwing them in the trash by the thousands, bringing junk food from home and buying instant noodles and other decidedly unhealthy fare from the “black markets” that have begun to thrive at campuses across the district, according to the Los Angeles Times.
The complaints have been heard and LAUSD is planning changes to the menu, the Times reports. Burgers and (healthy) pizza are coming back, and dishes like quinoa salads and brown rice cutlets are out.
Ok, I'm thoroughly confused. I've purchased Lowe's and some other coupons on e-bay for less money than they are worth. I've even seen gift cards from time to time. So I went to look for Amazon Gift Cards today and every single one is selling for more than the value of the card. I can't fathom why you would purchase these when you can just order yourself a giftcard
http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from...azon+gift+card
Guess I'm confused as well. That seems retarded. Maybe I need to buy and list some amazon cards.
People can get cash back on purchases that would offset the difference. Some are scams. I have seen people discussing how the cards are used in money laundering. International buyers are willing to pay more due to loopholes. etc, etc, etc.
Headline fail:
Yeah, 'cause when I saw that, I totally knew they meant some relief pitcher signing with the SF Giants.Quote:
Romo settles on $1,575,000 contract with Giants
(Not that the other one would ever happen, but ...)
That one is obvious without even having to think about it for more than a second or two. First, Romo signing with the Giants, yeah right, like Jerry would ever let him leave the Boys and sign with the Giants. And no way Romo would only sign for $1.575 million.Quote:
Originally Posted by JeffHCross
New York City confuses the hell out of me.
It's because it's riddled with Linsanity.Quote:
Originally Posted by psuexv
Well, it was obvious that it wasn't Romo ... but I wasn't aware of any other Romo currently looking for a contract. So it was more confusion than anything else.Quote:
Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes
I don't know if I just somehow didn't notice this before, or what ... but I was looking at the back cover for NCAA 10 this weekend (ignore the custom front cover) ... and the image they used to promote Teambuilder caught my eye ...
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/h...AA10Beauty.jpg
I must be missing it because I'm not seeing it...
richmond spiders? what about them?
Richmond was the FCS champions leading up to that game. I am not going to look for it but I recall when BCFX was coming out one of the EA DEVS posting at OS said that they had the rights to the FCS (questioning how BCFX has certain teams in it's game) and was was going to look into it. No matter, I am sure they paid Richmond something to throw them on the back of the cover.
not sure if this qualifies as a nsfw, but i'll hide it just in case. better safe than sorry.
Spoiler: show
:D
That's quite funny.
And that would be the part that I was wondering about.Quote:
Originally Posted by bdoughty