The Anything Thread

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Originally Posted by morsdraconis

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The whore hath surpassed a milestone without even knowing thee did. Thus, thine true mark of whore is upon he.

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Originally Posted by NatureBoy

Woman with two vaginas who had to lose virginity twice :whoa:

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A 27-year-old woman revealed all today about a rare medical condition which means she has TWO vaginas side by side.

Hazel Jones was diagnosed with the "one in a million" condition uterus didelphys when she was 18, after suffering with difficulties from when her periods started at 14.

She had to lose her virginity twice, and also has to have two smear tests, but has decided not to have surgery to correct the condition.

The condition means a woman has two separate uteruses, two vaginas and two cervixes. It happens when a septum which usually breaks down between two tubes that form the uterus does not break down, leaving two uteruses.

Speaking on ITV1's This Morning, Ms Jones, from High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, said nobody realised anything was different about her until her periods started when she was 14.

"That wasn't fun," she told presenters Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield and doctor Dawn Harper, saying she bled from one side then the other.

"It wasn't nice. I had friends and I would try and explain to them, 'I'm having a problem' but they had no idea what I was doing. They looked even more confused than I did.

"I actually did ask a friend, I said, 'do you have any problem working out which hole to put them in' and she thought I was putting it up my bottom'.
"I think I pretty much kept my mouth shut after that for quite a while."

"If you are not aware that you have got this it can be really uncomfortable, I thought I was having cystitis, I thought I was having urine infections from a young age, when I wasn't. I was actually tearing the middle septum."

She was 18 when her first serious boyfriend noticed something was "different", prompting her to go to hospital where she was diagnosed with the condition.

"They did all the tests and they told me within a couple of hours what it was. But the lady had such a heavy accent I still didn't understand what she was telling me and I just sat there in the waiting room with these notes going, 'I have no idea what I have just been told'.

"As soon as I found out what it was I told everybody! I thought it was amazing. It's definitely an ice-breaker at parties. If women want to have a look, I'm quite happy to show them, it's not something I'm embarrassed by."

She will also have to be careful about getting pregnant - she told This Morning she could get pregnant in one then the other which could lead to problems, and also has an increased risk of breech birth and bleeding.

But she has declined surgery to change the situation, saying: "They offered to remove the septum but I refused to have the surgery.

"They have to treat you like they would a post-op transsexual because if you have something removed from an area like that there's a risk of healing back together. You have to have it separated all the time and it can be very uncomfortable and cause scar tissue."

Ms Jones is now happy to live with the condition, telling the show: "If I had three wishes it wouldn't be on the list of things to change."

She said she now has a long-term partner, and her sex life does not suffer because of the condition.

"I have never entered into a relationship without explaining the difference about me anyway, never had a bad reaction about it either. But so long as they are aware of what it is I have no issues whatsoever, I have a great sex life now."

And when jokingly reminded by Schofield that her boyfriend has a "choice", she quipped: "Most of them get one for the rest of their life, my fella has two."


Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/health-...#ixzz1jja6XlEu

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Steve Hirsch offering a cool $$$million, I bet she takes it :nod:

http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/20/hazel-...-vaginas-porn/

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That's some epic porn opportunities right there. And Viv Thomas is some classy stuff. Get some triple lesbo action goin' or somethin'.

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Originally Posted by JeffHCross

Did anybody else notice that JB has now crossed the 15,000 post mark?

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heres his rewards for that milestone

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It is incredibly ironic you being the one to make that post ram. :D

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

It is incredibly ironic you being the one to make that post ram. :D

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:D yes, I realize that...

i'm sure we're similar in a few ways..we're communicators, reachers, want to be involved, or possible variations of such.

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

:D yes, I realize that...

i'm sure we're similar in a few ways..we're communicators, reachers, want to be involved, or possible variations of such.

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I would agree Ram. You and JB seem similar in a lot of ways :)

I agree, Eric. There have been numerous occasions where I thought ram and JB might be the same person. :nod:

sheesh you miss the point entirely

My faith and hope for the future of mankind continues to be further and further eroded. :fp:

http://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2012/01...sive-to-women/

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Utah School Board Says Cougar Mascot Too Offensive To Women

DRAPER, Utah (CBS Las Vegas) – One Utah school district believes a cougar mascot would be insensitive to women.

The Canyons School District overrode the students top choice of a cougar mascot for their high school that is to be completed in 2013.

Would-be Corner Canyon High School students chose the Cougars as their mascot — a name principal Mary Bailey said carries an ugly connotation that is disrespectful to women.

In popular culture, the cougar is a sexually aggressive middle-aged woman who attracts younger men.

The school board, which consists of six men and one woman, thought the Charger would be more appropriate, which was on the ballot but failed to appeal to students as the cougar had.

Cougars — the large mountain cats — are popular in Utah. Brigham Young University, considered conservative, uses the cougar for its mascot.

Bailey said Corner Canyon’s close proximity to BYU was another reason to use the Charger.

She said the cougar was popular enough, while the charger gave the school an opportunity to have a unique mascot in Utah.

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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Yet also :bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::b ang::bang::bang:

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God damn it, I hate people...

If they didn't want Cougars to win: A) it shouldn't have been an option, and/or B) they shouldn't have left it up to a bunch of damn kids.

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but older women love to be called cougars.... :fp:

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

Correct me if I'm wrong, but older women love to be called cougars.... :fp:

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Only the ones you chase, JB. ;)

I imagine it's kind of like "nerd" or "geek". Some people own up to it, others don't.

The school also cited the fact that they share their color scheme with BYU as another reason not to use "Cougars". That should have been reason numero uno to not include it on the ballot in the first place.

And for 5000.....

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Originally Posted by steelerfan

I wasted my 1000th post in the Mom of the Year thread. This is post 1001.

I want to thank all the people (including YOU) who made this possible. You know who you are, and without you, I may have only achieved 8 or 900 posts at this young age.

I want to thank my fellow TGT members for all of the banter we have shared. When the day comes that I no longer feel that I can post at the level I demand from myself and make that inevitable decision to call it quits, it is the comraderie of you all that I will miss most.

A special thanks goes out to the EA Sports NCAA staff for giving me something to occupy an otherwise monotonous existence and for accepting my ideas for what they are. I look forward to expressing my thoughts to you for NCAA 12 and beyond.

And not to be forgotten are the lurkers of TGT. You log on, but never sign in. However, I can feel your support and I know you go to war with me. You are the reason I get up every day and post small nuggets of wisdom to be ingested, digested and excreted by the NCAA community. Thank you for being the greatest lurkers on the 'net. Without you, I'm nothing. What is the point of posting if no one will read it?

Lastly, I want to thank the ownership of TGT. You gentlemen have made me feel welcome from day 1. You spotted potential the in me when I was posting on the minor league NCAA community circuit and made sure that I knew that you would give me a chance to flourish in your system. I am truly blessed to have the support of the greatest ownership group of all the NCAA Football Community Forums. Mr. cdj, Mr. JBHuskers, Mr. gschwendt...you 3 took me from toiling in the minors to enjoying the type of success that a young man from Parma, Ohio, who grew up in the suburbs of Houston playing 2 player games of Intellivision Baseball by himself, could only dream of. You are the catalyst of who I am today, and I am forever grateful.

Here's to many, many more poignant, thoughtful, literate posts and to a few mindless rants that the future holds for us all!

Thank you.

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That was an awesome post the first time, and awesome yet again.

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Originally Posted by JeffHCross

That was an awesome post the first time, and awesome yet again.

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It is tradition that I quote it every time I reach another 1000 posts. :nod:

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:nod: Good stuff as always :sf:

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Originally Posted by steelerfan

It is tradition that I quote it every time I reach another 1000 posts. :nod:

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Somehow I didn't recall this. Nicely done.

Well said :sf: :up:

That's gonna be hard to compete with. :blush: :fdown:

So, I'm debating growing a beard. I've had a sudden feeling of wanting to grow a beard for the last 2 or 3 weeks. I've only grown a true beard once before, back during the summer of 2007, which I eventually shaved off after about two months. Otherwise, I have constantly have a goatee/Van Dyke style facial hair. The last time I had a fully shaved face and didn't have my goatee, was back during my senior year of high school in 2005, when one of our football coach's requirements/rules was for us to be clean shaven before every football game. Otherwise, I feel naked without some sort of facial hair and while I may shave it down short at times, especially in the summer when it's hotter than a hooker's ass in Las Vegas, I never shave it off completely.

I already have a good four days or so of facial hair grown out on my cheeks and jawline from not shaving the last couple days, and while I decide whether to go for the beard or not, I've at least shaved off all the hair off my neck and partway up underneath my chin and up to my jawline, so it at least looks decent and so I don't look like a bum who just hasn't shaved for a week.

Heh, what a completely random thing to post Smooth. :D

I "grow" a beard out of complete laziness (like my current one that's a good month or so worth of growth because I just don't feel like shaving). But, I have two job interviews coming up so I'll be shaving that off soon.

Holy shit...look at this 8-year old girl shred. Not perfect....but jesus for 8 years old?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJmCK...layer_embedded

...and this is the band she's in?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=76TapKZ4_zM#!

I guess they did a viral vid of Enter Sandman that actually caught Metallica's attention.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXl4KYBKruo

...and finally here's Enter Sandman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CPHnZV0K-k

Would have been a lot more impressive as an instrumental :D

What do they hold out for in contract negotiations? More Milk & Cookies, or a later bed time?

I joke because I feel inferior.

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

I guess they did a viral vid of Enter Sandman that actually caught Metallica's attention.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXl4KYBKruo

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Was this video shot before or after Lars sent the kids a cease and desist letter for playing Enter Sandman without their permission?

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

Was this video shot before or after Lars sent the kids a cease and desist letter for playing Enter Sandman without their permission?

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Fuck Metallica.

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Originally Posted by steelerfan

:+1:

Fuck Metallica.

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:+1: x :infinity:

Fuckin' sell out motherfuckers.

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Originally Posted by steelerfan

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Fuck Metallica.

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Originally Posted by morsdraconis

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Fuckin' sell out motherfuckers.

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Wow. I just now realized that it was :sf: all along who first replied to my post. Here I was thinking it was mors who initially replied all this time. I don't know how I didn't notice it, considering the avatars aren't even close to each other. :fp:

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Originally Posted by JeffHCross

Would have been a lot more impressive as an instrumental :D

What do they hold out for in contract negotiations? More Milk & Cookies, or a later bed time?

I joke because I feel inferior.

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Agreed. I thought the kid singing would have been a little better. Maybe after he hits puberty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...oALwfxO8#t=32s

Miley Cyrus Goes to Town on Birthday Cake Genitally Speaking.

Miley Cyrus celebrated her boyfriend Liam's birthday last weekend by licking a birthday cake that would make most men feel ... just plain inadequate.

The massive phallic confection was rolled out Saturday night at Club Icon in Downtown L.A. -- and 19-year-old Miley quickly jumped at the photo op ... posing alongside the ... well, just click to see for yourself.

Liam probably wasn't into blowing out the candles so we're guessing Miley did the job for him.

Some party goers tell us they think 19-year-old Miley was drinking alcohol and partying all night.

Calls to Miley's reps were not returned.

NSFW:

Spoiler: show

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Looks like she loves cake.

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Originally Posted by cdj

Looks like she loves cock.

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;)

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Can't wait to see her first sex tape.

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