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why isnt he calling fair catch with guys right there?
Why are the Panthers acting like he's the invisible man?
why are they playing basketball defense?
what silly excuse will baseballplyr come up with for this?
This isn't my thought,I read it and it makes sense.
but you'll find an excuse for it because you have to,to not go mad.Quote:
P Manning fulfills a dream but doesn't cry or is emotional.
Like a robot he stands there and hugs the Papa Johns guy (he's in that commercial) he says -Budweiser- -twice ( Bud claims they didn't pay him for it but Manning owns Bud distributionships in Colorado ) perhaps it's hard to get excited about something you already know will happen.
The returner took a chance to make a big play in the Super Bowl.Quote:
Originally Posted by ram29jackson
They assumed he would call a fair catch.
They assumed he would call a fair catch.
Now for some questions in return. Let's see if you take the time to answer them.
Why did you post a DriecTV spot from a couple years ago?
How did the Broncos win the Super Bowl when you had them losing to Pittsburgh?
How many teams did you select to go to the Super Bowl over the course of the season and how many does it take for you to realize that you don't know diddlysquat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ViF6JRNjTkQuote:
Originally Posted by ram29jackson
Never seen that before in a Super Bowl. An athlete trying to make some cash on the worlds biggest stage.
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Disney paid quarterback Phil Simms $75,000 to tell the on-field cameras five words: "I'm going to Disney World," a phrase that has been repeated ad nauseam ever since.
Hell, a couple seemed to think he did call a fair catch. When he raised his hands/arms to make the catch, they seemed to think he was starting to wave for a fair catch. You can see it with #21, trying to avoid touching him at all because he thinks/assumes there was a fair catch called and didn't want to get flagged for fair catch interference.Quote:
Originally Posted by bdoughty
Yeah, just like his prediction that Minnesota was going to a Super Bowl because they're hosting it next season. OOPS. No they're not, Houston is! Whoopsies!
Wow! You mean he said Budweiser because he owns Bud distributors in Colorado? WHAT A SHOCKER! You just broke the story of the century!Quote:
Originally Posted by ram29jackson
Of course he's going to say he's having Budweisers. He's not going to say he's having fucking Dos Equis when he has a sponsorship deal signed with Budweiser. He's not going to say he's gonna chow down on Pizza Hut when he's got a deal with Papa John's. He's not going to wipe his ass on national TV with Angel Soft when he's got a deal with Charmin.
Jesus, how fucking dense can you be?
I explained the pic in the post.It means they know years in advance who's winning.Quote:
Originally Posted by bdoughty
your explanations are lame and typical, theres no way all three of those things happen in unison with players that close.
I picked Denver after they beat Pitt because it was obvious at that point Denver was the better story line for the end.
I went from Pitt beating NY to Pitt beating Minn. to Pitt beating GB to Denver beating Carolina. no one is obligated to stick to a game/team before the outcome happens.Quote:
How many teams did you select to go to the Super Bowl over the course of the season and how many does it take for you to realize that you don't know diddlysquat?
I'm simply guessing the story line. When Carolina beat Seattle and Denver beat Pitt., it was obvious they wanted Denver vs Carolina.
I went 7-4 in playoff predictions which was better than any majority because everyone expected Pats/Seattle/Cardinals to get further.
I picked Minn. to get there originally because of the new stadium. The fact is they still made the playoffs.
Its why Minn. and Houston got to make the playoffs this year,because they are hosting SBs.
Niners went to the SB right after they announced building a new stadium. Its why the Cardinals went to one.
once I picked Denver vs Carolina, it was easy to take Denver.
Heisman winning QBs dont win super bowls let alone have great careers annually ( Plunkett and Saubach are it) thats not a random event.
Charleston Church shooting June 17, 2015
Clemson, Panthers, Tarheels all have fantastic football seasons,all fall short at the end/big game. Its not a coincidence.
Ferguson Riots and Rams move-they already knew they were moving Rams years ago since the date of recent move matched the date it was Approved to move from Cleveland.
the Cardinals-baseball win a series in 2011 and keep making playoffs. 2014/2015 out of no where the Royals go to 2 series. It helps with distracting people from the riots and generate income before the depression of the Rams moving sets in. Chiefs make the playoffs too this year...how lucky for both these States that so many teams succeed at the same time.
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During the Rams' stay in the Buckeye State, the team was sold to grocery store magnate Dan Reeves, and on Jan. 12, 1946, 70 years ago Tuesday, Reeves finally got permission from the league to move the franchise to Los Angeles, some 2,000 miles from the nearest NFL team at the time.
but that date is purely a coincidence,right?Quote:
January 12, 2016 8:49 pm ET --After a 21-year absence, the NFL is finally returning to Los Angeles. The league's 32 owners voted on Tuesday to send the Rams back to the city where they spent 49 years of their existence.
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-...tion-to-follow
Well I did ask. :fp:
I would ask what makes Pittsburgh a better story-line than Denver but you will probably throw out something about the Rooney family and the Illuminati.
lol you simply bypass all those coincidences ? are you serious? I guess your life is full of fairy dust and unicorns then ?Quote:
Originally Posted by bdoughty
are you fucking serious? you just ignore the Rams being approved to move on the same fucking date?
3 teams do well at the same time in 2 different States and you just fucking think it was supposed to happen by chance? are you fucking serious?
teams do well when they build new Stadiums or move or change ownership and you just think the stars aligned ? you just choose not to think rationally anymore
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Fascinating. So San Francisco and Arizona got to play in Super Bowls because they built new stadiums. Minnesota and Houston have to settle for just making the playoffs. Sucks for those fans. Sorry Vikings and Texans fans, you'll have to just be happy with a playoff berth.Quote:
Originally Posted by ram29jackson
Hmm, Clemson, 34 winning records in the last 39 years. 11 seasons with 10 wins or more, 25 seasons winning 8 games or more. 8 conference championships, 4 division championships out of 11 possible years, 1 national championship. Yep, Clemson was nothing but shit until the Charleston Church shooting last summer. :fp:
Carolina Panthers, 8 seasons of going 8-8 or better in their 21 years of existence. 6 division titles (including the last three years straight), two NFC championships, went to the Super Bowl in 2006 and 2015. Yep, they were nothing but shit until the church shooting.
St. Louis Cardinals, they've made the playoffs 13 of the last 20 seasons, won division titles 10 times in those same 20 years. Won four NL Championships in that same 20 year stretch. Went to the 2004 World Series, won the 2006 World Series, won the 2011 World Series, went to the 2013 World Series. Until this past postseason, they had been to four straight NLCS. 11 World Series titles in their team history, 19 NL pennants, 26 division titles. Yep, they were nothing but shit until the Ferguson riots in 2014.
Kansas City, been steadily improving since 2004. I guess the fact that most baseball players don't hit the majors straight out of HS/college and the fact that it takes time to build a team up through their farm system escapes your peanut brain.
Kansas City Chiefs, 20 winnings seasons since 1981. Second in the AFC West in 1986, 1990, 1991, 1992, 1994, 2006, 2013, 2014 and 2015. Won the AFC West in 1993, 1995, 1997, 2003 and 2010. Been in the playoffs 13 times since 1986, including 2003, 2006, 2010, 2013 and 2015. Yep, they were nothing but shit until the Ferguson riots and when the NFL supposedly decided a couple years ago they were already going to move the Rams to LA.
Jesus Christ, do you actually give this retarded shit anything before you just spew it out or do you just shit on your keyboard and post the first thing that comes out of your ass?
I like how the teams in NORTH Carolina are benefitting from something that happened in SOUTH Carolina.
Hell, apparently what happens in Kansas City is a life or death matter to those living in St. Louis, even though the two cities are separated by 240 miles on completely opposite sides of Missouri. But because they're both in the same state/neighboring states, that's all that matters. Never mind the fact that the two cities are RIVALS in sports, so Kansas City doing good isn't going to do JACK SHIT for those living in St. Louis.Quote:
Originally Posted by souljahbill
That'd be like claiming Cincinnati winning the Super Bowl or World Series would be to calm the rioting masses in Cleveland, never mind the fact that Bengals/Reds fans and Browns/Indians fucking hate each other. But hey, same state!
I wonder how happy the people in South Dakota are about North Dakota St. winning 4 or 5 championships in a row. It goes down in Sioux Falls.Quote:
Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes
Smooth has taken care of the "coincidences" on numerous occasions and once more right above. I hate to be redundant.Quote:
Originally Posted by ram29jackson
Ironic that you bypassed the question about Pittsburgh, even though you still quoted it. :dunno:
Ok, so the drive home from work got me thinking. Fuckwhistle specifically mentions North Carolina, Clemson and the Panthers in regards to the Charleston shooting.
I already covered Clemson and the Panthers.
Now, since Charleston crawls with both Clemson and South Carolina fans, funny, Clemson gets to play for a national title this year, North Carolina was apparently only good this season specifically because of the Charleston shooting, and yet South Carolina was utter shit. Ain't that a bitch! South Carolina goes 11-2 for three straight years, goes 7-6 last year and then shits the bed and goes 3-9 this season. Sorry South Carolina fans in Charleston, you'll have to be happy with Clemson and North Carolina's success!
I also love how North Carolina apparently only suddenly became good this season because of Charleston. Lets see, 16 bowl games in the last 24 seasons. Until the 2008 and 2009 seasons were vacated for violations, North Carolina has gone 8-5, 8-5, 7-6, 8-4, 7-6, 6-7 and 11-3 in the last seven seasons. Yep, they were only good this season because of the Charleston shooting. Yep, they were utter shit before this season.
Try again fuckwhistle.
Yep! And all the fans of University of North Dakota, University of South Dakota and South Dakota State will have to be happy watching North Dakota State winning all those championships.Quote:
Originally Posted by souljahbill
Also, lets see, fuckwhistle constantly includes college teams for things left and right, yet completely ignores college teams for Ferguson. I guess Kansas and Kansas State both sucking holy ass doesn't fit into his bullshit claim. The fact that Missouri has been a solid 8-12 win team nearly every season since 2003 sure doesn't help him claim that they only just started being good because of Ferguson. So we'll go ahead and conveniently ignore those three teams. :eyeroll:
they win enough to keep people happy and interested but never get further. I dont have to every single detail to know its fake bullshit to begin with.Quote:
Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes
youre trying to cherry pick without even understanding what you are debating. You call me severe names because the thing you worship is threatened.
lol Manning at the end of the game isnt crying,isnt acting joyful,no emotion at all. He kisses the papa johns guy and tells everyone to buy Budweiser because he owns distributorships.
and you dweebs think something spontaneous happened on the field? really?
you are an example of an incredibly dumbed down society that believes anything its told.
its just another tv show
Have you ever been to a sporting event?
Oh he has been to many a sporting event.Quote:
Originally Posted by souljahbill
Spoiler: show
Took you long enough to come back. What's wrong, did something to upset Mother and lost your computer privileges?
So, you still harp on this retarded Ferguson shit. You claim the only reason the Royals won the World Series was because of Ferguson. Never mind the massive success and multiple recent World Series titles by the St. Louis Cardinals, you know, the city that Ferguson is part of the Greater St. Louis Metropolitan Area OF?
And never mind the fact that Kansas City winning came two years after the whole shooting that caused the riots, and an entire fucking year AFTER the goddamn riots. Maybe if the Chiefs or Rams had won the Super Bowl just two months later after the riots, maybe your retarded claim would have a chance of being true.
And I love how the Royals winning the World Series was apparently for no other reason than to ease the suffering of Ferguson, and yet just months later, the NFL says FUCK YOU and rips their local football team out of the city. Apparently the Royals and Roger Goddell are both actually God! He giveth (Royals WS title) and taketh (Rams leaving for LA).
Let me guess, the only reason Washington made the NFL playoffs was because of the Freddy Gray riots in Baltimore.
But fine, lets get hypothetical.
Instead of Ferguson, lets pretend Cleveland rioted. After all, they did have that 12 year old kid who was pointing a fake gun (BB gun?) at people in a park, and didn't drop it when ordered by police and ended up shot. So lets say Cleveland went into all out riot mode like Ferguson. Buildings looted, cars and businesses on fire, police assaulted, gun fire, tear gas en masse, all through the night.
So taking your claim that the Royals won to sooth the masses in Ferguson because, hey, SAME STATE!, that means, if the Cincinnati Reds won the World Series, or if the Cincinnati Bengals won the Super Bowl, it would be for the reason of soothing the masses in Cleveland? I mean, same state after all!
It is exactly the same set up as the Ferguson riots and the Royals winning the World Series, so surely you can't claim anything otherwise, or else your entire argument for Ferguson/Royals WS title falls apart.
you assume I need to pay attention to you constantly. I dont.Quote:
Took you long enough to come back. What's wrong, did something to upset Mother and lost your computer privileges?
you have the cognitive ability of a small house spider.
you want to believe that when multiple teams from completely different sports in the same area at the same time,win,its completely coincidental? even when it happens over and over again?
you laughed when I pointed out that the Niners,Warriors and SF giants all made it to the playoffs and finals during the time after a new stadium and SB was announced to be played there?
you try to talk about teams having good years before but dont account for the lucky absurdity of the Clemson Tigers and Panthers having near undefeated seasons at the same time ( North and south Carolina are basically the same region and South has no pro teams) they are anesthetizing the large black population after the shooting among other things.
houston is Hosting the SB .. the Texans have been to 3 of the last 5 playoffs and the Astros and Rockets as well have made the playoffs recently. The ROCkets play the Warriors in last years conference championship..wow,what a coincidence since both cities are holding the SB back to back.The Chiefs and Royals and Cardinals all make the playoffs during the 2 year period before the Rams move to compensate for losing that income and making it less depressing for the local fan base.
but yeah, you sit there like a drooling knucklehead thinking it all just happened naturally. Its obvious that where ever a SB will be played,they make sure money is made in that region by multiple teams.
it happens all the time but you think everyone is just that fucking lucky?
I wish I could live in your pretend world without thinking....
you are a one dimensional fool who cant think beyond the most basic instruction. I gave that as a possible example and the timing is right but you still excuse multiple teams from multiple sports doing well at the same time.Quote:
So taking your claim that the Royals won to sooth the masses in Ferguson because, hey, SAME STATE!, that means, if the Cincinnati Reds won the World Series, or if the Cincinnati Bengals won the Super Bowl, it would be for the reason of soothing the masses in Cleveland? I mean, same state after all!
Hey,you forgot that Cleveland Cavs and the Bengals and the Buckeys have all helped that area gain profit at the same time. People focus on the Bengals losing playoff games but the fact is they keep going.
but yeah,its just pure coincidence..? you just excuse the most obvious clues.
http://www.cambridge.org/catalogue/c...sbn=0511924291Quote:
Originally Posted by ram29jackson
Based on your posts, the spider has you beat in the cognitive abilities as you type out the same b.s. no matter what forum or subject you are posting on. For fuck sake, you answer your own question on Reddit but because your logic is so profoundly broken that you can't realize that you already answered your own question..Quote:
Spiders are often underestimated as suitable behavioural models because of the general belief that due to their small brains their behaviour is innate and mostly invariable. Challenging this assumption, this fascinating book shows that rather than having a limited behavioural repertoire, spiders show surprising cognitive abilities, changing their behaviour to suit their situational needs.
Spider 1
Ram 0
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...d3bee20f8e.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by bdoughty
Wow, what the fuck was that I just read? It just rambled on and on with no cognitive coherency or point.
Also, I thought Minnesota was hosting the Super Bowl next year. That's what Ram kept claiming over and over as to why Minnesota was going to the NFC Championship game or even the Super Bowl this year.
Oh wait, that's right, Minnesota fucking lost in the Wild Card!
Amazing now once dumbass completely fucked up that Minnesota pick, and after WE had to drop some knowledge on his ass as to the fact that Houston is actually hosting the Super Bowl next year, now he's suddenly making his retarded claims about Houston sports teams. What a surprise. :eyeroll:
Old person here. I can't tell if that is a positive reply to my quote or a thumbs down? :confused: It looks like one of the Williams sisters playing VR tennis but that does not really answer my question. Although it has been a few months since I have complained about no tennis games on the PS4. Can check-mark that off. Sorry, it is still night here and there are no clouds for me to yell at.Quote:
Originally Posted by souljahbill
Sigh, I have to go through this shit yet again.
Houston Rockets. Won back to back NBA Finals in the mid-90s. They had had a .500 or better records in 33 of the 44 seasons they have been called the Houston Rockets. They finished .600 or better in 12 of those 33 seasons (so around 49-50 wins or better). During that time, won two NBA Finals, lost two NBA Finals. They've won their division 5 times and finished third or better 29 times. Four Western Conference Championships. They've been to the NBA Playoffs 8 times since 2004. Wins the last three years were 45-54-56. They have finished with fewer than 42 wins (a .512 season) just TWICE since 2002. They've had 50+ wins in 6 of their last 11 seasons. But yep, they were nothing but shit and didn't become good until Houston was awarded a Super Bowl.
Houston Astros. We've already been over the fact you are absolutely fucking clueless about baseball, and unless teams spend more fucking money than Trump (Yankees, Dodgers, Red Sox, etc), then most teams only hopes of contending are through trades, the MLB draft, and bringing players up through their farm system over a period of years. Fascinating. The Royals had a highly ranked farm system before these last couple seasons, and even now they still have a pretty decent farm system. The Astros have had one of the best farm systems for years because they are fucking loaded in the minors. Those minor league players are just now starting to reach the point where they are being called up to the major league roster and hence, what the fuck do you know, Astros having success!
But lets go a little deeper. Astros went to the World Series in 2005. They've been to the playoff seven times since 1997, finishing 2nd or better in their division in that same time span, including four division titles and one national league pennant. They've finish .500 or better in 16 of the past 24 seasons, including having 90+ wins four times and one having 100+ wins in that same stretch. In fact, other than the 2011-2013 stretch where the team only won 56, 55 and 51 games, the Astros have always won at least 70 games every year since 1992. But yep, they've always been shit and worthless and never became good until Houston got a Super Bowl.
And finally the Houston Texans. This'll be easy since they've only played 14 seasons. They've finished 8-8 (.500) or better in 7 of their 14 seasons as a team. They've won 9 or more games 5 times in their 14 seasons as a team. They've topped 10 wins twice, and even reached 12 wins back in 2012. They've been to the playoffs 3 of the last 5 years, won three division titles in those same three years they made the playoffs, and have finished first or second in their division 5 of the last 7 years. They're an above .500 team in their last 9 seasons. Even taking into account the two seasons they went 6-10 and 2-14, they STILL have won more games than they've lost combined in the last 9 seasons since 2007. But yep, the Houston Texans were nothing but shit until Houston got a Super Bowl.
You know, actually looking at the dates, ain't that bitch? Houston goes 10-6 and 12-4 in 2011 and 2012, getting wild card victories each team, then after being awarded the Super Bowl in May 2013, they have their worst fucking seaosn of their entire fucking history as a team, going an abysmal 2-14. Yep, being awarded that Super Bowl in 2013 sure was a big positive for them that season!
So what's your next retarded claim gonna be fuckwhistle?
He's basically saying that you just skullfucked Ram (good luck getting that image out of your head :D :D :D) with knowledge dropped the mic on his ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by bdoughty
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Originally Posted by bdoughty
Pretty much this ^Quote:
Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes
You dropped the mic on him
Gotcha. Muchas Gracias.
Why does the nfl need to make up external events to make a game more interesting? Why are stars always pseudo busted for something after big wins ?
Even when I thought it was legit ,I thought it was odd that people were getting on Favre's case for still playing.
I realized that people were just repeating what media said.
He's a jock, he wanted to play so he didn't retire,big deal,who cares? But all the sudden there's nothing but negative writing about him.
Favre- dude,it's so sad,he's so selfish, he should just retire a Packers and not hurt his legacy bla bla.....he goes to a major media city team so the nfl can cash in on that and then almost takes Vikings to the promise land.
Oh wait,before you leave we gotta make sure we throw in a D__k picks sent to a girl controversy. All of that added to a bullshit story that him and Rodgers don't like each other. You can't prove any of the above is true.
Manning- it's so sad, he should retire,he's Messing up his legacy.
Johnny Fan boy says= it's sad man,it's obvious he can't play that we'll anymore. He should just retire bro .....meanwhile,he just keeps climbing right along and somehow just somehow he's a miracle SB.
But while we're at it,let's add an hgh and messing with a trainer story......
The leading man formula stories are too similar and keep happening. I guess the nfl is just so lucky that their best players get pseudo busted for this or that drama on the way out....?
Rodgers hates Favre..number 8,what's his face? Hates Montana..kobe hates Shaq..? All go on to win a Championship because you are supposed to believe they are just so driven and these franchises that just always win were so lucky to find lightening in a bottle again..?
Bullcrap,none of the players hated each other. They just played the part they were told to.
If it's all real,there's no way the Lakers split up Shaq and Kobe.
They'd have the dreaded meeting and tell them you are the 2 best players in the league and we have a hell of a better chance to win with the both of you. Kiss and make up and make your millions for doing something as stupid as dribbling a ball and shut up.
...but life is magical and both are so damn good they end up winning a championship on separate teams...bullshit,man,bullshit
(I'm pretty sure Shaq won with Heat but who cares if he didn't because the story line still got them to the finals )
The point is things are too perfect and too seamless and always work out in sports world.
What a bunch of incoherent nonsense
Someone at Chiefsplanet will surely figure out that the banned poster that is Ram29jackson aptly renamed Crying Ramtard has circumvented his ban.Quote:
Originally Posted by souljahbill
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=976
Wow! I can't believe you found that.Quote:
Originally Posted by bdoughty
Even more unbelievable that there's another in the cult of crazy.
Upon further inspection and I edited my post above. It's the same crazy, who got banned and is using a different name.Quote:
Originally Posted by souljahbill
Dear Mods.
Can we also rename Ram to the more accurate Crying Ramtard?
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Oh Christ on a cracker, is it already that time that Mother allows douchecanoe access to a computer?
Douchecanoe Magoo. I like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes
http://i.imgur.com/DiYuA5n.jpg
its incredibly detailed. this proves you just watch your tv screen with an open mouth.Quote:
Originally Posted by souljahbill
it shows how cliche and redundant the nfl tv show is if you pay attention.
LOL I just explained thoroughly how repetitive the thing is and thats the best you can do as a response?
the only answer you can muster is "well,the thing happened because it happened"
Yeah. That's how life works. Shit just happens. Like the first time I got laid, I didn't plan it. It just happened.Quote:
Originally Posted by ram29jackson
Maybe one day you'll know how that goes, Andy Stitzer.
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Originally Posted by ram29jackson
and oh look, the Tar Heels are a game away from the final 4?! but you still think its all just one big lucky coincidence for the Carolina's?
RG3- a black QB goes from being in a nfl city with a 48% black population to a city with a 53% black population
but you of course think its purely coincidental....