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Oh look, another efing game with a tight OT finish in primetime? ! How lucky can tv be?
If it's close, it's lucky and convenient. If the game sucked, there's no comment.
It's only the 2nd OT game of the season out of 49 total games :D
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So, as I sit here watching another non-competitive game (I need #Drama dammit!), I've been thinking.....
How many writers does it take to write every single play in every game in college and professional sports? When do the teams get the script so they can practice their perfect choreography? What form do they get these scripts? Are they on paper and everyone gets one or are they a file shared through email or do they get a self-destructing USB drive every week?
[QUOTE]Huskers lose at Illinois 14-13. For three and a half quarters, Illinois looked like the worst team in the Big Ten.....and they still get the W.
Nebraska could have basically run out the clock, but an incomplete pass on third down with under a minute to go gave Illini a chance. Very poor coaching and clock management[QUOTE ]
nope,it's purely to take money away from stupid gamblers.You really want to believe a guy being paid a million dollars would be that stupid at coaching?
Close game-explanation
Blowout-crickets
So, what's the explanation for Michigan-Maryland? Arizona State-UCLA? Florida-Ole Miss? TCU-Texas? Baylor-Texas Tech? Alabama-Georgia? Oklahoma-West Virginia? Minnesota-Northwestern? Arizona-Stanford? It's OK, I'll wait. :)
And I find I fascinating. It's one thing to claim NFL players are in on the "script", but I absolutely love that you claim these college football games are scripted. I mean, these kids are going so far as to sue gaming companies, sue their school, sue the NCAA, try to form unions, all sorts of things to try and get some of the money that everyone else is making off their images, while they claim they don't even have enough money to eat some days, and yet you expect me to believe that these players are going out there every weekend scripting games to make money for the bookies or gamblers or Vegas or whoever, and they apparently do it completely free of will without any payment nor complaint. Fascinating!
You know, I gotta hand it to these players. Being willing to wear casts, and lay in hospital beds for days/weeks while they miss classes, all without receiving any money, simply to act and pretend to be injured all for the greater good of the magical script.
Hell, I think the cake and award goes to Jason Pierre-Paul. How far he went to fake his hand injury, going so far as to have some of his fingers amputated to give the appearance that he lost them in a fireworks accident. Now THAT is dedication to the script! Give that man a fucking medal!
Wowzers!
The Jaguars,Raiders,Ravens and Redskins games a come down to a dramatic ending!?
How lucky can the nfl be with all that tv excitement! Of course you believe it really happened naturally?
Wowzers!
The Jets, Panthers Bengals, Falcons and Giants all won easily and by double digits!?
How unlucky can the nfl be with all that tv boringness. Of course you completely ignore 5 entire games to try and keep pushing your dumbass theory.
In the world of Ram, 4 close games out of 9, "wowzers, what TV entertainment, how lucky for the NFL!???!!??!!??!;(!!!(!%-$+#8--$"
And the last 3 of the 4 games are dramatic into the last 2 minutes?!
Nothing in anyone's life is this exciting 3xcept for movies. But I guess the nfl gets all the magical fairy dust all the time ?!
Nothing? Life may not be very exciting inside Mother's basement every day, but for the rest of us, yes, life can be equally, and in fact, MORE exciting every day. But I wouldn't expect you to understand that.
Really? It's such a stretch of the fabric of the universe for 50% of the games to be within 7 points of each other. You clearly failed logic and math in school.
And just pretending your dumbass is right, I assume you have all the academic and mathematical proof to back up your claim that there is "no way in reality" for 50% of games to be within a touchdown in the final minutes.
Oh, wait, that's right, you have no proof. Just retarded claim after retarded claim with literally nothing but "because I said so" to back said claims up. How silly of me. :eyeroll:
And it's funny you use that line. Because you clearly believe anything you are sold yourself! After all, some strange man on the internet claimed that it's true and, gasp, even wrote books about it! My god, he must know what he's talking about, he went the full 9 yards and even wrote a book!
I have way more exciting things going on in my life than a close NFL game. And I fail to see how a close game is supposed to mean that things are scripted. Every game can't be a blowout. A normal bell curve (something used in mathematics and statistics, you know, factual things) would show you that some games will be blowouts and some will be close.
I'm sorry Ram. I know life in Mother's sheltered basement is fine for you, but I just can't let such a blatantly incorrect claim like this go without challenge.
There is a whole world of excitement out there! A world one experiences from birth til death! Now I know you have literally zero experience with any these examples, so hopefully this list will open your eyes a little.
List of things more exciting than a close finish in an NFL game:
Playing sports as a kid
Riding a bike for the first time
Getting your driver's license
First day driving to school on your own
First girlfriend
First kiss
First time have sex
Sex
Sex
Moving out of Mother's basement
Graduating high school
Going to college
Living in a college dorm
Sex
Sex in the college dorm
Moving out of Mother's house
Getting your first apartment
Going to college
Sex
Sex with a sorority girl
Having sex in a threesome
Sex with multiple girls (aka orgy in case you're unfamiliar with the meaning of that word)
Riding a rollercoaster
Skydiving
Scuba diving
Flying in a plane
Going overseas for vacation/travel/university
First legal cigarette
Turning 21
First legal drink
Going bar crawling with friends for your 21st birthday
Waking up the next morning after blacking out from celebrating your 21st birthday
Going to the bar, getting drunk and managing to wake up next to a non-ugly girl the next morning
Voting for the first time
Graduating college
Getting your first job
Getting A job
Getting any job
Cashing your first paycheck from A job
Chasing your paycheck every payday from A job
Sex while working at your job
Going to a strip club
Working at a strip club
Getting engaged
Engagement sex
Getting married
Wedding night sex
Going on a honeymoon
Honeymoon sex x3
Buying your first house
First time having sex in your new house
Sex
Buying your first car
Buying a new car
First time having sex in your new car
Sex
Watching your first child be born
Watching your children be born in general
Watching your grandchildren be born
Driving a sports car
Retiring
Retirement sex
A springtime thunderstorm
Streaking
Skinny dipping
Sex while skinny dipping
Sex during a springtime thunderstorm
Sex while outside in a springtime thunderstorm
A really good cigar
A Cuban cigar
A warm glass of brandy
Sex while smoking a really good cigar
Sex while smoking a Cuban cigar (not to be confused with the OTHER type of Cuban cigar, which Ram would probably enjoy)
Sex while savoring a warm glass of brandy
Sex with Brandy
Sex with Brandy's sister
Sex with Brandy AND her sister
Alright, that's a pretty good starter list. Steeler, Souljah, Jaymo, JB, would anyone else like to add to the list?
Me and the Mrs. parasailing in the Bahamas this summer > Close NFL game
http://youtu.be/njEfpt-RS-I
We also had cruise ship sex :)
Damn! How could I have forgotten cruise ship sex?!
Which reminds me of another. Airplane sex, aka the Mile High Club. :)
A. Bell curve can't define or detect anything being manipulated.
Turn in your college degree because you have no idea what you are talking about or is being discussed thinking anything in your life compares to needing to come ahead in an outcome with only seconds left and it happening every frickin week.
ROFLMAO!
Yes. You're absolutely right. The outcome of a game I don't watch outside of one team is a bigger deal to me than my life itself (and I'm currently watching Fear the Walking Dead so I'm not even watching said team as I type this). You're easily the biggest idiot I've ever met and I work in education. And turn in my degrees? Child please. Those degrees have given me more in life than any NFL outcome. I've done more with my life since I've gotten those degrees than I ever thought possible. And the fact that I'm arguing with an idiot with no concept of reality is far beneath me. Keep believing your fantasy. I don't care. But you're flat out 100% wrong and the more you push your agenda, the bigger of an idiot you look.
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Did that dumbass douchecanoe, of all people, actually just tell someone to turn in their college degree? :D
And then the rest of that post. Well, :D :D :D
Let's see.....
I picked the Rams and Redskins to win while no one else did.
Of course Steeler tries to excuse it as just being contradictory or arbitrary lol.
So what's your excuse for Smooth who does it quite often himself compared to others?
The fact is I look at odds extensively and where the majority leans on the money line etc. Plus multiple other factors.
Lol I was wrong on Jax and Browns but barely at end of both games.
Lol at Steeler saying I don't know anything about lines and odds in the past here. If I didn't I wouldn't have made as many right picks.
I think smooth has somewhat the same mind set as me in his subconscious but doesn't acknowledge it yet.
When I thought football was legit I still looked at lines as something someone is trying to deceive and lead you with in the wrong direction. Well, how can they lead you in a wrong direction unless they already know the outcome?
Knowing something is wrong doesn't mean you'll know the correct answer. That's the whole point of deception.
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So Ram picks two games right and two games wrong.... Wow, that's amazing!
:nod: I love how he says he doesn't try to claim both sides, but he does it repeatedly, just like your example. If he's right, it's proof to support his claims. If he's not right, it doesn't discount anything he claims, he's still "right".
It's easy to claim random bullshit when you never have to provide actual proof, which to this day still has never been shown, and you can just sit there repeatedly claiming both sides of the road and claiming to be right regardless of the outcomes.
Lol Gee whiz, how lucky can tv be?
A prime time game that ends dramatically.
Yes smooth and Soulja,this play was actually planned and the receiver relaxed his hand. The refs were ready with what ever ambiguous interpretation of the rule they needed to make because the rule book allows for stupid decisions.
This is what is meant by practicing plays all week.
And then when the game is over they create pointless controversy with Dean Blandino saying it's the wrong call but who cares? Nothing will be done about it and everyone who bet Seattle to win and Detroit to cover is happy !
You are adults and still think that many exciting endings are just accidental,common place happinstance?
And your proof is? Oh, that's right, still none of that pesky proof to be found. How silly of me. :eyeroll:
The nfl is showing you they can do what ever they want, to get whatever outcome they want and there's nothing you can do about it.
Americans complain and do nothing about anything.