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06-21-2011, 06:17 PM
psusnoop

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Originally Posted by steelerfan

My spell check doesn't recognize "recognise". :dunno:

:D:D
06-22-2011, 09:55 AM
JBHuskers

Boy did I have to penguin walk it today. Followed by Hiroshima.

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06-22-2011, 09:59 AM
JBHuskers

Nothing like sneezing on the shitter to get another round kickstarted.

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06-22-2011, 10:00 AM
psusnoop

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBHuskers

Nothing like sneezing on the shitter to get another round kickstarted.

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:D:D:D That is classic.
06-22-2011, 10:08 AM
psuexv

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

:DMcNuggets suck:D

No, no, no - McNuggets rock, as do Double cheesburgers, Big Macs, Angus Snack Wraps, apple pies, McFlurries and of course the greatest thing that McDonalds ever created..... THE SHAMROCK SHAKE!!!!!!
06-22-2011, 10:08 AM
JBHuskers

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Originally Posted by psusnoop

:D:D:D That is classic.

There was no foreplay with the initial attack....holy shit :D
06-22-2011, 10:09 AM
psuexv

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

Boy did I have to penguin walk it today.

So did I and the mother f'in shitter was backed up. I think it started to overflow on someone and they just threw a bunch of tp in there to suck up the water. I almost took a picture to show you guys but I had to haul ass(pun intended) to another bathroom.
06-22-2011, 10:10 AM
psuexv

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBHuskers

Nothing like sneezing on the shitter to get another round kickstarted.

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You need to be careful.. you could blow out an O ring like that.
06-22-2011, 10:11 AM
JBHuskers

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Originally Posted by psuexv

So did I and the mother f'in shitter was backed up. I think it started to overflow on someone and they just threw a bunch of tp in there to suck up the water. I almost took a picture to show you guys but I had to haul ass(pun intended) to another bathroom.

Thankfully I went down to floor one and was in solitude and it was a freshly clean toilet. (Can always tell because the seat is up and the water is blue :nod:)
06-22-2011, 10:12 AM
psusnoop

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

Thankfully I went down to floor one and was in solitude and it was a freshly clean toilet. (Can always tell because the seat is up and the water is blue :nod:)

Huge huge bonus right there.
06-22-2011, 03:09 PM
ram29jackson

Quote:

Originally Posted by psuexv

No, no, no - McNuggets rock, as do Double cheesburgers, Big Macs, Angus Snack Wraps, apple pies, McFlurries and of course the greatest thing that McDonalds ever created..... THE SHAMROCK SHAKE!!!!!!

theres nothing big or Macky about Big Macs....? two paper thin pieces of meat in bad bread and a few shards of lettuce...?
06-22-2011, 03:14 PM
psuexv

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

theres nothing big or Macky about Big Macs....? two paper thin pieces of meat in bad bread and a few shards of lettuce...?

It's all about the special sauce ;)
06-22-2011, 03:18 PM
steelerfan

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Originally Posted by psuexv

It's all about the special sauce ;)

That's what she said.

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06-22-2011, 03:26 PM
psusnoop

:D:D
06-22-2011, 03:33 PM
psuexv

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Originally Posted by steelerfan

That's what she said.

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Just as long as she keeps it....:smh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpQqH...tailpage#t=48s
06-22-2011, 03:36 PM
JBHuskers

Try not to suck any dicks on your way out to the car!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HChzRB8h6LU
06-22-2011, 05:08 PM
CoreySA

I work nights, so when I work I poop in the woman's bathroom. Much cleaner and sanitary in there. Except for the one stall that has the bloody tampon box hanging up. That ish is gross. I'm not pooping in there.

I remember when I did policing and it was always hard to poop. You'd have to walk into a McDonald's and hope when you pull your pants down nobody would try and steal your gun:P
06-22-2011, 05:48 PM
JBHuskers

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Originally Posted by CoreySA

I work nights, so when I work I poop in the woman's bathroom. Much cleaner and sanitary in there. Except for the one stall that has the bloody tampon box hanging up. That ish is gross. I'm not pooping in there.

I remember when I did policing and it was always hard to poop. You'd have to walk into a McDonald's and hope when you pull your pants down nobody would try and steal your gun:P

:D :D :D :D

especially the going into the women's restroom to drop one :D :D
06-22-2011, 06:17 PM
steelerfan

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Originally Posted by CoreySA

I poop in the woman's bathroom.

You don't sit down to piss, do you?

:P
06-22-2011, 06:20 PM
steelerfan

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoreySA

the one stall that has the bloody tampon box hanging up.

:sick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvJvWTQa6Jw

:smh:
06-22-2011, 06:29 PM
morsdraconis

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoreySA

I work nights, so when I work I poop in the woman's bathroom. Much cleaner and sanitary in there. Except for the one stall that has the bloody tampon box hanging up. That ish is gross. I'm not pooping in there.

I remember when I did policing and it was always hard to poop. You'd have to walk into a McDonald's and hope when you pull your pants down nobody would try and steal your gun:P

I was the same way at the office I worked at for a while. It was a small office and I worked later (or on weekends) than any of the women that worked there did so I'd take a shit in their bathroom instead of the Men's. It smelled SO much better in their bathroom (and actually had soap for proper hand sanitizing after dropping off my load).
06-22-2011, 06:53 PM
JBHuskers

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Originally Posted by steelerfan

You don't sit down to piss, do you?

:P

:D :D :D

He should. It's only common courtesy.
06-22-2011, 06:54 PM
JBHuskers

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Originally Posted by morsdraconis

I was the same way at the office I worked at for a while. It was a small office and I worked later (or on weekends) than any of the women that worked there did so I'd take a shit in their bathroom instead of the Men's. It smelled SO much better in their bathroom (and actually had soap for proper hand sanitizing after dropping off my load).

Did they have a couch in there too so you could read your Soap Opera Digest?
06-22-2011, 06:58 PM
JBHuskers

In the pre-music on the computer days of DJ'ing in the strip club, we had a double deck CD player....and if I had to drop a deuce, I had to hope for either a few songs playing in a row, or a Tool song.
06-22-2011, 07:02 PM
Deuce

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

....and if I had to drop a deuce

I prefer you say 'take a dump', 'drop the kids off at the pool', or 'bake some brownies' ...anything but 'drop a deuce'!! Ha ha ;)
06-22-2011, 07:51 PM
psusnoop

:D:D
06-22-2011, 11:31 PM
steelerfan

:D :D :D
06-23-2011, 01:05 AM
JBHuskers

So I dropped this deuce today :D :D :D
06-23-2011, 08:08 AM
Deuce

Not the first time I've been called a piece of shit. ;)
06-23-2011, 09:31 AM
JBHuskers

There I sat all broken hearted. Tried to shit but only farted.

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06-23-2011, 12:55 PM
psuexv

Someone unclogged the shitter.....:)):))

Reminds me of a story of this dude I used to work with. Apparently he traveled a lot with his old job and stopped at a rest area to do his business away from his place of business. Well everything was full except for a clogged one and he just couldn't wait so decided what the hell. Well he dropped a forceful one and got a bunch of splash all over his ass.... :D :fp::sick::down:
06-23-2011, 12:59 PM
JBHuskers

Yuck :D :sick:
06-23-2011, 01:08 PM
JBHuskers

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

There I sat all broken hearted. Tried to shit but only farted.

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Going for try #2, I'm pretty sure something is going to come out this time.
06-23-2011, 01:14 PM
psuexv

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

Going for try #2, I'm pretty sure something is going to come out this time.

Isn't #2 why you were there the 1st time?
06-23-2011, 01:18 PM
JBHuskers

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Originally Posted by psuexv

Isn't #2 why you were there the 1st time?

Yes but nothing came out lol. Try #2 is finally going somewhere after some coaxing and greasy tacos from Amigos :nod:

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06-23-2011, 01:20 PM
JBHuskers

Nothing much came out in this trip. Must be a constipated kinda day :D

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06-23-2011, 01:21 PM
psuexv

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

Yes but nothing came out lol. Try #2 is finally going somewhere after some coaxing and greasy tacos from Amigos :nod:

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So you're trying #2 of going #2.
06-23-2011, 01:22 PM
psuexv

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

Nothing much came out in this trip.

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Man you really just lobbed this one up there..... let the butt plugging jokes begin. :D
06-23-2011, 02:26 PM
steelerfan

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Originally Posted by psuexv

Reminds me of a story of this dude I used to work with....Well he dropped a forceful one and got a bunch of splash all over his ass.... :D :fp::sick::down:

:sick: snoop, was that you?
06-23-2011, 02:28 PM
SmoothPancakes

Quote:

Originally Posted by psuexv

Someone unclogged the shitter.....:)):))

Reminds me of a story of this dude I used to work with. Apparently he traveled a lot with his old job and stopped at a rest area to do his business away from his place of business. Well everything was full except for a clogged one and he just couldn't wait so decided what the hell. Well he dropped a forceful one and got a bunch of splash all over his ass.... :D :fp::sick::down:

I would sooner shit in a trashcan than risk splashback from a clogged toilet.

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