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10-03-2011, 08:26 AM
psusnoop

Quote:

Originally Posted by steelerfan

Won the bar pool again this week. I went 10-2 (missed on the Eagles and the Bills). Unfortunately, only 12 people entered this week so I only won $60 (in Week 2, I won $125).

All told, I've put in $20 ($5 per week) and have won $185. So, I'm +$165. Good start, I just need to get more of the local idiots to get back in the pool so I can take more dough when I win. :nod:

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:D making Thursday nights all that much more enjoyable :up:
10-03-2011, 08:34 AM
steelerfan

Quote:

Originally Posted by psusnoop

:D making Thursday nights all that much more enjoyable :up:

Helping pay my ridiculous tab anyway. :sf:

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10-03-2011, 08:37 AM
psusnoop

:D, where there is a will there is a way.... :nod:
10-03-2011, 08:46 AM
psusnoop

How in the world is PSU a 1.5 favorite to beat the Hawkeyes this weekend????
10-03-2011, 12:10 PM
psuexv

So I choked on the VT game. Pulled back my Clemson bet at the last second. :smh: And I took GT and freaking NC State scores with 14 seconds left for the push.... at least I didn't lose any money.
10-03-2011, 12:30 PM
psusnoop

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Originally Posted by psuexv

So I choked on the VT game. Pulled back my Clemson bet at the last second. :smh: And I took GT and freaking NC State scores with 14 seconds left for the push.... at least I didn't lose any money.

That is a good thing. Always good not to lose money :fp: I'm down for the year after a retarded episode 2 weeks ago (still early though :D)

I hate to say it but I really don't see PSU covering this game this weekend. I'd be surprised if this line stayed at PSU -1.5.
10-03-2011, 12:36 PM
JBHuskers

It's so funny looking back and seeing how much I bet last year. I guess it helps when you have a roommate and his girlfriend splitting the bills. Now that I live by myself again, I don't have room to gamble like I did.
10-03-2011, 03:06 PM
steelerfan

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

It's so funny looking back and seeing how much I bet last year. I guess it helps when you have a roommate and his girlfriend splitting the bills. Now that I live by myself again, I don't have room to gamble like I did.

That may be, but now you can jerk off whenever the need arises. :up:

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10-03-2011, 03:10 PM
JBHuskers

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Originally Posted by steelerfan

That may be, but now you can jerk off whenever the need arises. :up:

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That is true.

Man I laid down a lot of bets :D

Maybe there is a direct correlation between jerking off and gambling :D
10-03-2011, 03:25 PM
psuexv

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Originally Posted by steelerfan

That may be, but now you can jerk off whenever the need arises. :up:

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You really think he didn't before?
10-03-2011, 03:30 PM
psuexv

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

Maybe there is a direct correlation between jerking off and gambling :D

This graph should illustrate the increased wacking off since JB moved out

http://content9.flixster.com/rtmovie.../35939_gal.jpg
10-03-2011, 04:02 PM
JBHuskers

:D
10-03-2011, 08:16 PM
psusnoop

:D
10-06-2011, 12:43 PM
JBHuskers

Here's my pick 5, and hope for $600 this week.

WEST VIRGINIA (-19.5) over Connecticut
Michigan (-7.5) over NORTHWESTERN
Michigan at NORTHWESTERN: UNDER 59.5
SAN FRANCISCO (-2.5) over Tampa Bay
San Diego (-4.5) over DENVER
10-06-2011, 12:45 PM
psuexv

That UM/NW game is going to be like 42 -45. Take the over.
10-06-2011, 01:02 PM
psusnoop

Quote:

Originally Posted by psuexv

That UM/NW game is going to be like 42 -45. Take the over.

I agree, I'd be on the over as well.
10-06-2011, 01:09 PM
JBHuskers

Okay, you assholes better be right :P :D
10-06-2011, 01:14 PM
psuexv

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

Okay, you assholes better be right :P :D

LOL, that's a lot a pressure.
10-06-2011, 01:16 PM
JBHuskers

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Originally Posted by psuexv

LOL, that's a lot a pressure.

$612.50 pot split by how many in the group get 5 out of 5 :)
10-06-2011, 01:20 PM
psuexv

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBHuskers

$612.50 pot split by how many in the group get 5 out of 5 :)

Well if you need to get 5 out of 5 you need to take NW instead of Mich too
10-06-2011, 01:28 PM
psuexv

If I had to pick 5 it would be

GT to cover
FSU to cover
NW
the over of NW/UM
and maybe Vandy. Last I saw they were getting 29 against Alabama.
10-06-2011, 01:31 PM
psuexv

How much is it to get in this thing JB? I might have to submit those 5 :)
10-06-2011, 01:35 PM
JBHuskers

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Originally Posted by psuexv

How much is it to get in this thing JB? I might have to submit those 5 :)

$183 for the season. A guy in KC runs it.
10-06-2011, 01:36 PM
psuexv

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBHuskers

$183 for the season. A guy in KC runs it.

So I guess I'm a little late to the ball
10-06-2011, 01:45 PM
JBHuskers

Quote:

Originally Posted by psuexv

So I guess I'm a little late to the ball

I think you can pay $20 per week....not 100% sure on that.
10-06-2011, 01:48 PM
JBHuskers

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Originally Posted by psuexv

Well if you need to get 5 out of 5 you need to take NW instead of Mich too

This just made me change my mind on Michigan....

http://insider.espn.go.com/college-f...t-watch-week-6
10-06-2011, 01:51 PM
JBHuskers

Updated Pick 5:

WEST VIRGINIA (-19.5) over Connecticut
BAYLOR (-14.5) over Iowa St.
Michigan at NORTHWESTERN: OVER 59.5
SAN FRANCISCO (-2.5) over Tampa Bay
San Diego (-4.5) over DENVER
10-06-2011, 03:21 PM
psusnoop

Now I like those picks. Good luck!
10-06-2011, 03:23 PM
psuexv

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

This just made me change my mind on Michigan....

http://insider.espn.go.com/college-f...t-watch-week-6

So some Pedo with a beard says so and you listen to him.... come on man
10-06-2011, 03:29 PM
JBHuskers

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Originally Posted by psuexv

So some Pedo with a beard says so and you listen to him.... come on man

What do you mean? I didn't listen to you.
10-06-2011, 03:31 PM
steelerfan

http://tapatalk.com/mu/62c401e2-102c-01ac.jpg

He doesn't have a beard, JB.

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10-06-2011, 03:33 PM
psuexv

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

What do you mean? I didn't listen to you.

Kind of, I said Michigan would lose
10-06-2011, 03:33 PM
psuexv

Quote:

Originally Posted by steelerfan

http://tapatalk.com/mu/62c401e2-102c-01ac.jpg

He doesn't have a beard, JB.

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Man, so many 5th grade memories coming back.
10-06-2011, 03:35 PM
JBHuskers

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Originally Posted by psuexv

Kind of, I said Michigan would lose

(as Eric totally misses that I called him a bearded pedo) :D :D :D :fp:
10-06-2011, 03:36 PM
JBHuskers

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Originally Posted by steelerfan

http://tapatalk.com/mu/62c401e2-102c-01ac.jpg

He doesn't have a beard, JB.

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This post should have ended with ....

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10-06-2011, 03:36 PM
steelerfan

:nod:

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10-06-2011, 03:37 PM
psuexv

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBHuskers

(as Eric totally misses that I called him a bearded pedo) :D :D :D :fp:

No just ignoring it :)
10-06-2011, 04:52 PM
steelerfan

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBHuskers

(as Eric totally misses that I called him a bearded pedo) :D :D :D :fp:

http://tapatalk.com/mu/62c401e2-2312-6fd5.jpg

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10-07-2011, 09:54 AM
psusnoop

:D:D
10-10-2011, 11:37 AM
JBHuskers

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBHuskers

Updated Pick 5:

WEST VIRGINIA (-19.5) over Connecticut
BAYLOR (-14.5) over Iowa St.
Michigan at NORTHWESTERN: OVER 59.5
SAN FRANCISCO (-2.5) over Tampa Bay
San Diego (-4.5) over DENVER

$$$ :))

Thanks for the suggestion to change the o/u on NW/MICH :nod:

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