The How Many Times Can Ram Be Wrong Thread

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

You certainly are a master of it!

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Originally Posted by steelerfan

Mommy teach you a new phrase?

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neither of you are capable of a well thought out response nor can you counter anything I said so this is the best you can do.

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

its either going to be like the Broncos-Seahawks super bowl where they draw everyone in with the big star (Lebron/Manning) but let the other team win or they made the playoffs so generic with all these uninteresting teams so you believe Lebron can single handed win it all while the debate goes on that he's still not as good as Jordan in his career for losing last time.

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Repeat Super Bowl?

Sorry Smooth, the curse of Ram is on your Broncos.

Fortunately, this is the year the NY Giants finally make their move.

A shame the NHL fucked up. Could have had the New York Rangers in the Stanley Cup to help sooth the masses in Baltimore, but I guess they're all shit out of luck. Either that or Tampa Bay playing in the Stanley Cup will just have to do.

And someone seriously fucked up that ratings bonanza. Could have had New York vs. Anaheim (aka Los Angeles, aka San Francisco, aka Sacramento, aka Oakland, aka San Jose, aka San Diego, aka California, aka Portland, aka Seattle, aka Alaska, the entire Pacific Coast, aka Australia, aka Japan, aka Russia, aka the entire Asian and Oceanic continents.).

Wow, the NHL is run by dumbasses. Could have had the mighty east coast New York Rangers against the mighty west coast Anaheim/Los Angeles/California Collective in the Stanley Cup Finals. Just imagine the ratings bonanza!!!

Instead we get Tampa Bay vs. Chicago. What fucking idiot wrote that script? :fp: All those ratings and east coast vs. west coast storylines wasted!

Your mind is too small to understand.

They wanted the Blackhawks in to honor the Native American people to keep them calm before the upcoming NFL season so that they will not be as volatile when the inevitable Redskins debate starts up again.

Also, Tampa Bay is basically equidistant to Houston (recent flooding, obvious lightning reference) and Baltimore (recent rioting). Tampa Bay solved two national crises with one team. Brilliant!

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Originally Posted by souljahbill

Repeat Super Bowl?

Sorry Smooth, the curse of Ram is on your Broncos.

Fortunately, this is the year the NY Giants finally make their move.

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dear God...
how illiterate are you?

I was comparing the upcoming NBA finals to that super bowl. I didn't say the same SB teams would happen next year.

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Originally Posted by steelerfan

Your mind is too small to understand.

They wanted the Blackhawks in to honor the Native American people to keep them calm before the upcoming NFL season so that they will not be as volatile when the inevitable Redskins debate starts up again.

Also, Tampa Bay is basically equidistant to Houston (recent flooding, obvious lightning reference) and Baltimore (recent rioting). Tampa Bay solved two national crises with one team. Brilliant!

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IE you still have nothing to counter anything I said and run screaming with your hands over your ears like a child.
Cognitive dissonance

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

A shame the NHL fucked up. Could have had the New York Rangers in the Stanley Cup to help sooth the masses in Baltimore, but I guess they're all shit out of luck. Either that or Tampa Bay playing in the Stanley Cup will just have to do.

And someone seriously fucked up that ratings bonanza. Could have had New York vs. Anaheim (aka Los Angeles, aka San Francisco, aka Sacramento, aka Oakland, aka San Jose, aka San Diego, aka California, aka Portland, aka Seattle, aka Alaska, the entire Pacific Coast, aka Australia, aka Japan, aka Russia, aka the entire Asian and Oceanic continents.).

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the objective was already met by having 3 major markets in the semi finals. Anaheim is next to LA by a half hour if you want to dispute it.

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Originally Posted by steelerfan

Um, dumbass, 16 of 30 (more than half) make the playoffs in the NHL.

The basketball players are the most popular (if that's even true of Curry) because one is the best player of this generation and the other is the MVP. In a sport where there are only 5 on the floor, the top players are usually going to make runs.

If the NBA wanted Curry in the Finals it would be MUCH more logical to have him end up in LA, NY or Chicago. Again, your lame brain can only put theories together AFTER the fact. Anyone can do that. You are a retard.

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more cognitive dissonance. After or before makes no difference. Something has to happen so you can research and point it out.
So,..they would have to do something the way your simple mind would do it to prove it was happening a certain way?
And to repeat...the Warriors/Giants and Niners all make the finals and have multiple playoff games during the 3 year period the new stadium is built. Of course that cant be pointed out till after it happens.
You have faith in too many coincidences.

Fascinating. So a football stadium that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with the Warriors and Giants, is responsible for those two having post season success recently? And what about the Giants 2010 World Series, two years before they even broke ground on the football stadium? Just MLB tossing the Giants fans a bone? The Giants were good BEFORE the football stadium was ever anything more than a sketch on the back of a napkin.

Jesus, you really are a delusional buttnut. For the love of God, tell me they revoked your voting privileges for life on the basis of mental deficiency. The country is already fucked enough without you and your never ending fantasy world delusions further fucking it up in the voting booth.

You are wearing out the term, "Cognitive Dissonance."

https://www.google.com/search?q=ram2...nance&filter=0

That horse is pulp at this point.

:D

I swear, this thread has supplied more gutbusting laughs than any thread I've ever read. The theory that a football stadium somehow played a part in Golden State's victory is absolutely ridiculous.

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Originally Posted by souljahbill

I swear, this thread has supplied more gutbusting laughs than any thread I've ever read. The theory that a football stadium somehow played a part in Golden State's victory is absolutely ridiculous.

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Golden State never gets that far and then all the sudden does with so much else happening the region ? really ?

you completely ignore that areas three major teams being in championships during the time it was announced and built. You believe in that much luck at one time ? your belief is actually more ridiculous and takes more faith to believe. You believe in coincidence and chance that is way too improbable.

and lets not forget the golden anniversary SB happening there. What a stroke of luck huh ?

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Originally Posted by bdoughty

You are wearing out the term, "Cognitive Dissonance."

https://www.google.com/search?q=ram2...nance&filter=0

That horse is pulp at this point.

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until they snap out of their trance that truth will never wear out.

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

Golden State never gets that far and then all the sudden does with so much else happening the region ? really ?

you completely ignore that areas three major teams being in championships during the time it was announced and built. You believe in that much luck at one time ? your belief is actually more ridiculous and takes more faith to believe. You believe in coincidence and chance that is way too improbable.

and lets not forget the golden anniversary SB happening there. What a stroke of luck huh ?

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It's called drafting. It's called trading. It's called free agency. It's called improving the team via all three over numerous years. Of course, I know that's too much for your feeble brain to understand all at once.

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

It's called drafting. It's called trading. It's called free agency. It's called improving the team via all three over numerous years. Of course, I know that's too much for your feeble brain to understand all at once.

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Yeah, it's "all of a sudden."

I remember Golden State getting better gradually over the last 2 or 3 seasons but maybe that's just me.

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Originally Posted by souljahbill

Yeah, it's "all of a sudden."

I remember Golden State getting better gradually over the last 2 or 3 seasons but maybe that's just me.

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Yep, let's see.

2009 draft, first round, Stephen Curry.

2011 draft, first round, Klay Thompson.

2012 draft, first round, Harrison Barnes and Festus Ezeli, second round, Draymond Green.

2012 trade, added Andrew Bogut from Milwaukee

2013 trade, added Andre Iguodala from Denver.

2014 free agency, added Shaun Livingston from the Brooklyn Nets.

That is Golden State's top SEVEN players on the entire team, plus Festus Ezeli who had some decent games in the playoffs, who were all added via, wait for it, the DRAFT, FREE AGENCY and TRADES all in the last FOUR SEASONS (with the exception of Stephen Curry who was added six season ago).

Now, isn't it just amazing how Golden State started improving in three years ago, eventually leading to an NBA Championship this season? Wow!

Plus, it wasn't "never". Golden State had won three championships before this in their history, so they've been there. And they had successful seasons in 2006 and 2007, and had marginal seasons in 2002, 2003 and 2010, finishing only a couple games below .500.

The only seasons they have truly sucked since 2001, have been the 2008, 2009 and 2011 seasons. Otherwise they've had at least 34 wins every season and have had 42 or more wins in 5 of the last 9 seasons, which is much better than some teams can claim.

If only Ram would switch his avatar to

http://i.imgur.com/k7cfxyl.gif

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

Plus, it wasn't "never". Golden State had won three championships before this in their history, so they've been there. And they had successful seasons in 2006 and 2007, and had marginal seasons in 2002, 2003 and 2010, finishing only a couple games below .500.

The only seasons they have truly sucked since 2001, have been the 2008, 2009 and 2011 seasons. Otherwise they've had at least 34 wins every season and have had 42 or more wins in 5 of the last 9 seasons, which is much better than some teams can claim.

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pay attention child,I know full well their history. Their over all status was they weren't winning anything big and it was a given since the 70s. Now they end up winning when the Giants and Niners do too ? Are you seriously that much of Santa Claus believing child to think its pure happenstance ?

what the fuck does who they got as players over time have to with it ? You don't know shit other then what media tells you if those players are good or not.You don't know how to scout shit,you just take what you are given. if They are staging games they can make people look good. Its not even hard to do. You cant think beyond step one when it comes to critical thought and deductive reason.

again..the Clippers just happen to be this good now when the Lakers fall off for a while ? gee whiz wally, I guess they are just that lucky.

Youll believe anything you are told

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Originally Posted by souljahbill

Yeah, it's "all of a sudden."

I remember Golden State getting better gradually over the last 2 or 3 seasons but maybe that's just me.

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2 or 3 seasons is a drop in the bucket and within the time frame of the announcement of the stadium being built. You seriously have college degree ?
you need that explained to you ?

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NFL: Hall of Fame DT Warren Sapp charged with biting girlfriend, throwing her to ground, stepping on her head in April.


Warren Sapp is a piece of shit. Ignorant as fuck and totally worthless. Fuck him, I hope he goes to the pen where he belongs

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I've always hated Sapp. How that loser got a TV job to spout his crap in the first place is beyond me.

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for the same reason Ray Lewis , Darren Sharper got one and Ray Rice gets to play...and Adrian Peterson.

its the norm not the exception but cant seem to put 2 and 2 together too well.

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

pay attention child,I know full well their history. Their over all status was they weren't winning anything big and it was a given since the 70s. Now they end up winning when the Giants and Niners do too ? Are you seriously that much of Santa Claus believing child to think its pure happenstance ?

what the fuck does who they got as players over time have to with it ? You don't know shit other then what media tells you if those players are good or not.You don't know how to scout shit,you just take what you are given. if They are staging games they can make people look good. Its not even hard to do. You cant think beyond step one when it comes to critical thought and deductive reason.

again..the Clippers just happen to be this good now when the Lakers fall off for a while ? gee whiz wally, I guess they are just that lucky.

Youll believe anything you are told

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

2 or 3 seasons is a drop in the bucket and within the time frame of the announcement of the stadium being built. You seriously have college degree ?
you need that explained to you ?

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I present to you Exhibit A of the failed mental health programs in this country. Congress MUST make mental health funding a priority in the future so people like Ram can be treated and medicated, forcibly if needed. Or euthanized. Either/or. :)

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

You seriously have college degree ?

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Ram is Stovy... Stovy is Ram.

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

2 or 3 seasons is a drop in the bucket and within the time frame of the announcement of the stadium being built. You seriously have college degree ?
you need that explained to you ?

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2 degrees

I only need a middle school diploma to see that you're a loon. You have to be a nutbag to think the Warriors won because of the new 49'er stadium.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a07...b/se7en-nutbag

Ram, as a concerned human, please, I beg you, seek help. They have medication for everything these days. These episodes of psychosis will go away, you'll no longer sound like a nutter and a loon, and you'll be able to become a productive member of society rather than spending every day in Mother's basement. I can't promise you that you won't have to some, extended, time at a mental hospital, but it will all be for the better once your clearly mis-wired and imbalanced brain has been fixed and corrected to function normally.

http://www.treatmentadvocacycenter.o...osognosia/1375

http://www.mentalhealth.gov/get-help/

http://www.mentalhealthamerica.net/finding-help

http://www.nami.org/Template.cfm?Section=Helpline

http://www.m.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides...ealth-helpline

http://www.healthyplace.com/other-in...ral-resources/

http://www.dhcs.ca.gov/services/Page...rams-Svcs.aspx

http://calmhsa.org/

http://dmh.lacounty.gov/

http://www.mhac.org/

http://www.californiamhc.org/

:D

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Originally Posted by souljahbill

Do you really think you've won any debate with the 3 of us?

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I have every single time whether you know it or not yet. I'll have to wait for you to develop functional wisdom to realize it.

but if you are so thick that you think its pure coincidence
when all 3 teams go to a finals located in Northern California where a stadium is being built,right after they announce its being built. This may take a while.

1) Functional wisdom? I looked it up. It's not a thing.

2) You've won 0 debates with anyone. Only you believe you've won anything.

3) There is 0 evidence that a FOOTBALL stadium, IN ANY WAY, effects the success of a team playing a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT sport.

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Originally Posted by souljahbill

1) Functional wisdom? I looked it up. It's not a thing.

2) You've won 0 debates with anyone. Only you believe you've won anything.

3) There is 0 evidence that a FOOTBALL stadium, IN ANY WAY, effects the success of a team playing a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT sport.

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see..you are so confused you are childishly picking at pointless angles.

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3) There is 0 evidence that a FOOTBALL stadium, IN ANY WAY, effects the success of a team playing a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT sport

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LOL you are so confused you have no idea what to think or how to say it. I've given you the evidence that too many coincidences are happening but you obviously don't have the wisdom or critical thinking skills to process the details.

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1) Functional wisdom? I looked it up. It's not a thing.

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LOL Yes,there's a thing called wisdom. Just because you don't like the word in front of it is pointless. My wisdom is correctly processing information,It is functioning correctly.

my wisdom is working and operating.Your wisdom is not.Learn how to actually define and look something up and relate it before trying me.
Basically, I'm so intelligent I can make up my own terms/slang and it confuses you.

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3) There is 0 evidence that a FOOTBALL stadium, IN ANY WAY, effects the success of a team playing a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT sport.

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no one is going to tell you. You have to actually think for yourself instead of just watching a ball fly through the air like a slobbering dog

Yawn...

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

LOL Yes,there's a thing called wisdom. Just because you don't like the word in front of it is pointless. My wisdom is correctly processing information,It is functioning correctly.

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From the beautiful mind that brought us...

http://i.imgur.com/TU7q7JI.png

https://twitter.com/JGolden5/status/...158080/photo/1

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

see..you are so confused you are childishly picking at pointless angles.



LOL you are so confused you have no idea what to think or how to say it. I've given you the evidence that too many coincidences are happening but you obviously don't have the wisdom or critical thinking skills to process the details.



LOL Yes,there's a thing called wisdom. Just because you don't like the word in front of it is pointless. My wisdom is correctly processing information,It is functioning correctly.

my wisdom is working and operating.Your wisdom is not.Learn how to actually define and look something up and relate it before trying me.
Basically, I'm so intelligent I can make up my own terms/slang and it confuses you.

no one is going to tell you. You have to actually think for yourself instead of just watching a ball fly through the air like a slobbering dog

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http://youtu.be/C_Kh7nLplWo

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

Yawn...

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Originally Posted by souljahbill

http://youtu.be/C_Kh7nLplWo

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you have no intellectual counter argument to the examples I give so you can only resort to childish remarks.
Actually try to watch games this year. Watch what defenders do/don't do. Record games and actually analyze plays.
for college educated adults you are very immature.

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

you have no intellectual counter argument to the examples I give so you can only resort to childish remarks.
Actually try to watch games this year. Watch what defenders do/don't do. Record games and actually analyze plays.
for college educated adults you are very immature.

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Okay Nostra-doofus, how is the fixed NFL going to play out this year. List everything you can so we can check them off every time you're wrong :D

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

Okay Nostra-doofus, how is the fixed NFL going to play out this year. List everything you can so we can check them off every time you're wrong :D

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Can't do it. He can only analyze after the fact so he can use whatever happened to fit his narrative. He's the Joe Montana of Monday Morning QBs.

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

you have no intellectual counter argument to the examples I give so you can only resort to childish remarks.
Actually try to watch games this year. Watch what defenders do/don't do. Record games and actually analyze plays.
for college educated adults you are very immature.

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You're on 800 different message boards and everyone on every board says the same thing: you're a nutbag. Everyone tells you that 2+2=4 yet you try to prove that 2+2=5 because of your "intellectual superiority." Because we disagree doesn't mean we aren't thinking. It just means we think you're an idiot.

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

you have no intellectual counter argument to the examples I give so you can only resort to childish remarks.

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Fascinating. Well, using only THIS one page, of 72, in this thread...

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for college educated adults you are very immature.

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

You cant think beyond step one when it comes to critical thought and deductive reason.

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

I'll have to wait for you to develop functional wisdom to realize it.

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but if you are so thick that you think its pure coincidence

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

you are so confused you have no idea what to think or how to say it.

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but you obviously don't have the wisdom or critical thinking skills to process the details.

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my wisdom is working and operating.Your wisdom is not.Learn how to actually define and look something up and relate it before trying me.

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Basically, I'm so intelligent I can make up my own terms/slang and it confuses you.

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no one is going to tell you. You have to actually think for yourself instead of just watching a ball fly through the air like a slobbering dog

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Looks like you have more than your fair share of childish remarks. Fascinating...