Originally Posted by
skipwondah33
It worked for my wife lol. Granted the Cops didn't find what they were looking for
Short story
About 7 years ago wife and I were having sex...TMI I know.
Apartment complex we lived in (small one...6 units in the building), all 1 bedroom. Our neighbor who told us before in the 10 words total she ever said to us in 2 years...didn't agree with interracial couples. She was older and wasn't the first time she tried to make a complaint about us.
Apparently she called police and said a child was being abused that day. We didn't have a child until 4 years ago...our first. Actually no one in the complex had any kids. 4 cops show up, 1 female and rush into our apartment. They corner me while the other 2 look for this phantom child being abused. My wife is pissed and asking smart ass questions "like is it illegal to have sex", "This is bull shit", basically apparently stuff you shouldn't say to cops according to opinions here. I'm trying to calm her down even though we are kept apart. Now my wife is 5-2..not threatening at all but if that would have been me I'd been arrested after "bull shit". Female cop then tells my wife well apparently you sound like a child when having sex. Wife grew more irate.
She also said some other things and they demanded our ID's and stayed a good bit to make sure that a child didn't show up at our house a little later. Questioned what we did for a living and some other stuff.
We weren't having outrageous sex or anything and you couldn't have heard it unless you had an ear to the wall. This same neighbor called police for a noise complaint on us that we were playing loud music...although we were actually sleep and no music was on.
She may have forgotten that there was a guy a floor above who was a DJ....common mistake though.