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Originally Posted by jaymo76

I'll take her number... just sayin... :drool:

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Originally Posted by AustinWolv

Straight to the I'd Hit It thread we go........... :D

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

I can't believe she's 26.

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And headline today: Carly Rae Jepsen Denies Rumored Sex Tape

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Originally Posted by morsdraconis

Please, if you're there jebus, make this shit happen:



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I'm all for charity in this case.

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Carly sex tape?

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{perks up ears in interest}

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Oh man that's terrible. He totally takes out that little girl.

http://cdn-static.zdnet.com/i/story/...iantivirus.jpg

http://gizmodo.com/5928934/is-there-...rus-protection

I fucking hate virus noises.

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

I fucking hate virus noises.

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:+1:

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

I fucking hate virus noises.

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I had some virus noises the other day... Then I took a shit.

:D

Spoiler: show

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I took this picture with my phone this morning, from last night's local newspaper. Now THOSE would be some fun Olympics to watch! :) :nod: :up: :)) :clap:

http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/x...0728020654.jpg

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

I took this picture with my phone this morning, from last night's local newspaper. Now THOSE would be some fun Olympics to watch! :) :nod: :up: :)) :clap:

http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/x...0728020654.jpg

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I would like to sign up to be a judge in the BJ competition.

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Originally Posted by souljahbill

I would like to sign up to be a judge in the BJ competition.

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The Freestyle Fucking competition should be a real doozy. And the Team Relay. :D

...and the gold medal in anal goes to....

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

I took this picture with my phone this morning, from last night's local newspaper. Now THOSE would be some fun Olympics to watch! :) :nod: :up: :)) :clap:

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Those are the Olympics we're watching ;)

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Originally Posted by JeffHCross

Those are the Olympics we're watching ;)

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I know that, the whole 30th modern era Summer Olympics, etc, but you would think they could have found a different way to word it in the paper, instead of listing XXX Summer Olympics. It took me all of half a second to think of porn Olympics when I saw that in the paper, and I can guarantee I am FAR from alone. :D

Games of the XXX Olympiad is the official title, I believe. Not much better.

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Originally Posted by JeffHCross

Games of the XXX Olympiad is the official title, I believe. Not much better.

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True, not much better at all. :D

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

I took this picture with my phone this morning, from last night's local newspaper. Now THOSE would be some fun Olympics to watch! :) :nod: :up: :)) :clap:

http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/x...0728020654.jpg

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Gives new meaning to the "snatch lift" and "clean and jerk."

Between women's diving and women's gymnastics last night, there was a lot of clean and jerk.

Women's beach volleyball is on right now. And unlike the cunts on Team USA last night, Brazil and Germany are showing the skin. :nod:

just trying to rescue this thread from the Olympics :nod:

http://forums.azbilliards.com//attac...0&d=1323059489

:D

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Originally Posted by psusnoop

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http://www.reoiv.com/images/random/bickle_clap.gif

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Originally Posted by SCClassof93

just trying to rescue this thread from the Olympics :nod:

http://forums.azbilliards.com//attac...0&d=1323059489

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Is hoola hoop an olympic sport? I thought one year it was a demonstartion sport. :fp:

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Originally Posted by jaymo76

Is hoola hoop an olympic sport? I thought one year it was a demonstartion sport. :fp:

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Yet baseball and softball get booted by the IOC. :fp:

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

Yet baseball and softball get booted by the IOC. :fp:

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That still baffles me :smh:

It's ridiculous. And hopefully soon skateboarding is in, since snowboarding is in the Winter.

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Originally Posted by jaymo76

Is hoola hoop an olympic sport? I thought one year it was a demonstartion sport. :fp:

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I know Wii Fit Hula Hoop can be a sport. That shit is exhausting!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUnbQtoFfXE

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Originally Posted by psusnoop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUnbQtoFfXE

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Has to be fake but funny nonetheless.

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Originally Posted by souljahbill

Has to be fake but funny nonetheless.

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If it is not fake, there won't be any left for the rest of us :D

It certainly better be fake :D

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Originally Posted by souljahbill

Has to be fake but funny nonetheless.

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Is this the sequel to When Harry Met Sally? ... aka When Sally Met Bacon

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Word :up: :hump:

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/the-tri-force.jpg

Meanwhile on planet stupid :fp:


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Pretty sure that was for a movie. Kinda sounded like they were filming on a movie set instead of just two idiots doing stupid shit.

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Originally Posted by morsdraconis

Pretty sure that was for a movie. Kinda sounded like they were filming on a movie set instead of just two idiots doing stupid shit.

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Found more info :fp:
http://www.wotshappening.com/video-a...enade-fishing/

I guess not. :dunno:

Best comment EVER though:

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“First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. “

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