The company has over 1000 people in it. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by psuexv
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The company has over 1000 people in it. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by psuexv
That doesn't matter.. People know who should be using the facilities around them.Quote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
coming from you I bet you have a spreadsheet setup with times and names, just so you know this is not normal :DQuote:
Originally Posted by psuexv
:nod: the only thing I can't pin down is when those damn cleaning ladies are going to be there. They don't seem to have a schedule.Quote:
Originally Posted by psusnoop
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Originally Posted by psuexv
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I always used the basement toilet, mainly because there were only two toilets, and one was always broken, which meant I could shit in piece and not have to worry about having company while shitting.
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Originally Posted by morsdraconis
He's probably referring to the runs. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by steelerfan
Damn grammar/spelling nazis...Quote:
Originally Posted by steelerfan
some of the bathrooms at the places i work at are pretty disgusting.... :sick:
i remember one bathroom at a dairy farm i was working at a couple of years ago. i walked in, saw a pile of toilet paper, covered in shit, on the ground next to the toilet, flies buzzing all around it. i examined the scene in front of me for a second, turned around and went back to work thinking, "fuck no; i can hold this another 6 hours."
it was a dairy farm you could have went in the field and noone would have known the differenceQuote:
Originally Posted by baseballplyrmvp
I work with almost 60 people but only 7 of us are male. So are bathrooms are usually pretty empty. I go to the bathroom multiple times a day just to sit on the toilet and check Twitter and just play on my phone. If some poop happens to come out during my quality iPhone time, than great, if not then that just means I get more bathroom fun later when I actually do have to poop.
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I work with almost 60 people but only 7 of us are male. So are bathrooms are usually pretty empty. I go to the bathroom multiple times a day just to sit on the toilet and check Twitter and just play on my phone. If some poop happens to come out during my quality iPhone time, than great, if not then that just means I get more bathroom fun later when I actually do have to poop.
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I definitely had jalapeņos last night. OUCH!
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Originally Posted by JBHuskers
Those who bring smartphones to the shitter....
Do you have rest your elbows on your legs for so long while on the pot, when you stand back up your leg falls asleep :D
I had some burger today with about 40 jalepeno slices on it. Ooooops!Quote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
OUCH that's not going to be pretty :fp:Quote:
Originally Posted by steelerfan
So there is a guy in a wheelchair on our floor. But it is just odd when his service dog comes into the shitter with him. And there is this other guy sitting here petting and talking to the dog while they wash their hands :smh: let me shit in peace!!!
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Why does a guy in a wheelchair need a service dog?Quote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
My guess would be if he has fallen and can't get up or something like that he could say a code word to have the dog bark so someone can help.Quote:
Originally Posted by gschwendt
If he tumbles off the throne with shit hanging from his ass, he'd better hope the dog picks him up. I'm not f'n' helping. :smh:
..the dog would probably eat the shit :DQuote:
Originally Posted by steelerfan
You'd be surprised what dogs will eat.Quote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
/funeral business memories
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Originally Posted by steelerfan
I'm not sure I like where this thread is heading :D :D
I'm at home but i have a turd story brewing. I'm too lazy to shit in the morning so when i eat, I regret the decision of not clearing out my system first. Yep, here goes a very slow walk to the bathroom.
Live footage of Nothingface doing the penguin walk to the shitter:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nothingface
http://www.indigodevelop.com/Centers...nguin_walk.gif
How did u know that penguins are my favorite thing in the whole world.
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Yeah a friend of mine at work and I call it the penguin walk whenever we have to waddle to the shitter.
When it's a race to get there before you diarrhea yourself, we call it a "photo finish".Quote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
I've always called it a "photo finish" when you're touching cotton and the log is coming out whether your ready or not and your bowels are already half empty before you're even done sitting down.Quote:
Originally Posted by steelerfan
more like a "splash and go" then photo finishQuote:
Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes
True, "splash and go" does work. Though I've always found "photo finish" the better choice personally, because at that point, it's literally a difference of a couple seconds between shitting yourself, or getting it in the bowl. Sometimes it's so damn close, you practically would need to go to slow-mo replay to see just how close it was. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by psusnoop
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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes
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This thread is pure fuckin' comedy gold. Jesus christ guys.
its worse when you get the rumble and then the farts . Then you run off before "the photo finish" only to find out a small deposit was made in your shorts while you were farting. Happens to me all the time.
Though I feel more comfortable at home. Nothing like coming home and letting lose . Though my wife doesn't like it cause she says I stink. I have no idea what she's talking about my shit don't stink.
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Originally Posted by Sinister
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