Only the best for number 5,000. :DQuote:
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Only the best for number 5,000. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by baseballplyrmvp
I've been at this job for over 9 years. I might be approaching my 2500th shit here.
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I had to shit 3 times at work today. Our toilet set up SUCKS! It's like from the 60's and I have to hold my junk so it doesn't touch the walls of the toilet.
Last year, much to my dismay, I discovered that the toilets at the horse track soak my sack. There is nothing worse than being drunk after 18 hours of continuous drinking, being at the horse track, sitting down because you have to shit, and having your balls submerged in toilet water. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by DariusLock
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LMFAO at those last two posts
No shit (pun intended) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by psuexv
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I hate the molasses shits where you wipe your ass, let go of the toilet paper, and it is still stuck to your ass.
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Sure everyone has seen this educational video, if not, watch, listen and learn.:PQuote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw
More for your education in poopology :))
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Just needed to check in for therapeutic reasons. Contractors will begin to demolish my bathroom here at the house in about 2 hours. My throne of some 15 years and I will part ways :(. Being self employed means that this particular throne is my personnel one....I don't share it....going to miss it :(. On the plus side it was very exciting last night to check the aisle with over 40 new thrones at Lowe's last night :)). Should have seen the guys face when I said I needed to sit on them first. This was a man of understanding :nod:
Self employed. That explains how you can get so many rounds of Tiger Woods in. :D
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That and I don't play fifa, ssx, or hanna montana :DQuote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
Hanna Montana = http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__...num_trophy.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by SCClassof93
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http://img.tapatalk.com/62c401e2-1f47-d0a7.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
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I think I created something new....Quote:
Originally Posted by SCClassof93
She's 19 now :nod:Quote:
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Originally Posted by DariusLock
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God I hate fucking splashback. :smh:
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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes
Sadly this is usually caused by excessive straining then that "pop" ejection of the material that hurls into the bowl at high velocity and causes "splashback".
Just look at it as a complementary wash :D