Doing Your Business at Your Place of Business Thread

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

I generally read the newspaper while taking a shit. That's about the only time of day that I read the paper.

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I've gotten into the habit of reading a book while taking a shit. Takes a while to read the whole thing, but it's nice and relaxing and it's about the only time I'm not distracted by anything else to where I don't feel like reading.

Went to drain the main vein, and there was someone in the handicapped stall. Not sure if he had a lot of gas or a kazoo up his butt :dunno:

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The musical instrument or the little dude from the Flintstones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-VnIwvY47c

Nice pull :D

Jesus Christ....dude rolls up in the stall next to me and just unloads....painting the toilet bowl....then after the initial detonation, a couple minutes later it sounds like he's emptying a ketchup bottle.

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

Jesus Christ....dude rolls up in the stall next to me and just unloads....painting the toilet bowl....then after the initial detonation, a couple minutes later it sounds like he's emptying a ketchup bottle.

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You should actually feel sorry for him, we have all been there where its actually painful to drop a duece. :D:sick:

i took a shit this morning and the long floater ended up in a question mark shape.

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Originally Posted by oweb26

You should actually feel sorry for him, we have all been there where its actually painful to drop a duece. :D:sick:

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I don't think there was pain involved....from all the sounds it sounded like relief and luck that he didn't shit himself on the way there.

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Originally Posted by baseballplyrmvp

i took a shit this morning and the long floater ended up in a question mark shape.

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You should have took a picture.

Declaration now. No turd pictures on TGT. First person to do it gets 1 week off.

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Originally Posted by gschwendt

Declaration now. No turd pictures on TGT. First person to do it gets 1 week off.

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:D :D :D

Aww... And here I had one ready to upload. ;)

:D :D :D

Leave it to G to go and spoil all the fun.

What if we were to put it in spoiler (or even double or triple spoiler) tags? ;)

so is this crossing the line?

http://www.myemoticons.com/images/hu...ng-in-poop.gif

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Originally Posted by gschwendt

Declaration now. No turd pictures on TGT. First person to do it gets 1 week off.

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:D :D

Pet peeve... when at work going #2 why do people feel the need to talk to you through the stall? I'm busy... focus on yourself!

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Originally Posted by jaymo76

Pet peeve... when at work going #2 why do people feel the need to talk to you through the stall? I'm busy... focus on yourself!

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Do you work with JB???

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Lol I was thinking the same thing :sf: :D

I keep conversations to a minimum at the work restroom. Not the place to have one. :D Regardless if I'm shitting or pissing.

This is my 5,000th post. In honor of my 5,000th post, I am hereby typing and posting it on my cell phone while sitting in a stall at work. Pictures to follow.

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

This is my 5,000th post. In honor of my 5,000th post, I am hereby typing and posting it on my cell phone while sitting in a stall at work. Pictures to follow.

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must be one long shit smooth is having.