http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/br...d-in-indonesia
Good lord..that should help stop some drug crimes
Damn think I may believe her on her being forced to by drug cartel/gang. That is ALOT of cocaine
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http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/br...d-in-indonesia
Good lord..that should help stop some drug crimes
Damn think I may believe her on her being forced to by drug cartel/gang. That is ALOT of cocaine
to those of you who have wives, if you get her off 6 times in an hour, is your performance considered good?
Nope. 25 times is the minimum. You have failed at coitus and stealth bragging. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by baseballplyrmvp
i was just wondering..... :dunno: but thanks for the answer raj.
6 times is good. Obviously, the lady is the only true judge but I'm willing to bet that if you ask any woman if she'd take 6 o's in an hour that 99.9% would say yes emphatically.
Hence my joke. 99.9% of women have never had 6 orgasms in an hour. Also what do wives have to do with it? Does a girlfriend not have orgasms? Can single guys not answer the question? Twas an odd question. Like people asking how many times you poop a day or if you shower in the morning or night. The internet is for sharing but there are limits.Quote:
Originally Posted by souljahbill
Send that letter to Dear Abby.
"Dear Penthouse Forum..."Quote:
Originally Posted by bdoughty
I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.
It depends on what I had to eat that day. If I stopped by Taco Bell or an authentic Mexican restaurant, Porcelain Harbor is gonna be bombed multiple times. Those occasions, I try to wait until I'm at work. Let the poor bastard on the cleaning crew deal with the aftermath than have to deal with it myself at home.Quote:
Originally Posted by bdoughty
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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes
This is the line.
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Do not cross this line with your fecal fascinations. There is already a thread for that. This is a fecal free zone.
Haha he's really not joking when he says thisQuote:
Originally Posted by bdoughty
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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes
:D:D:D:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by bdoughty
6 times in an hour? Why take an hour??? Get that over with, you have games to play, football to watch etc:D
On topic shifts: orgasms are like pooping.......we count them :nod:
I typically don't last an hour....but when I do
6 would be considered an off night
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I will just leave this link here so some of our liberal readers can pat themselves on the back for a job well done. Taking PC bullshit to the highest levels. Currently in the UK but our progressives will make sure it comes to the US.
http://www.toynews-online.biz/news/r...belling/040859
Meh. Only hipsters are going to buy their boys, Barbies and their girls, action figures. Plus the playground will help maintain the status quo.Quote:
Originally Posted by bdoughty
This will make cdj and JB feel good about purchasing/playing Hannah Montana. You guys are leaders of a progressive, genderless society. Congratulations, gentlemen gentlepersons. :up:Quote:
Originally Posted by bdoughty
Ram is free to move about the store without fear of simple-minded harassment. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by souljahbill
Of course it's "liberals" when all they want to do is remove the stereotype of certain toys being for certain genders of children. Will it change anything at the manufacturer level? No. But it will slowly change the societal perception of dolls being for girls and action figures being for boys or trucks and cars being for boys and stuffed animals being for girls.Quote:
Originally Posted by bdoughty
You'll agree that there's nothing wrong with a boy playing with a doll or a girl playing with a toy car right? Then what's the issue with removing the segregation of "these aisles are for boys toys and these aisles are for girls toys"? Give children the freedom to chose what they want to play with just like we adults have the freedom to chose other things. Why have anything that restricts that idea for them? I mean, they're children for god's sake. They should be worry free of that type of stuff for as long as possible.
I never played with dolls. I had a teddy bear but threw it out the window of a moving car. Boys and Girls are different, why is it so hard for people to understand such a simple concept? My biggest problem is with the feminists who go apeshit anytime they see a girl purchase something pink or a Barbie instead of buying Lego's or something black. They are the grandest of the hypocrites as they try to mold females into something they think a girl should be, which is basically a man with a vagina. I think most parents let their kids make choices about what they want to wear and play with. Within reason of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by morsdraconis
One could easily flip the question around with saying what it is wrong with having a boys isle and a girls isle? Nobody is preventing kids from going into the other isle. All stores are doing is providing an easy way to find toys that tend to sell to specific genders. They do not force a doll upon a girl or Lego's on a boy. When do they stop? We have separate boys/girls clothing and footware sections. Are we not creating the same societal perception of dresses being for girls and pocket shirts being for boys? Should that change in your mind? I guess scientists should focus all their efforts on genetics and work towards the grand solution of making all babies born as hermaphrodites. Dicks and Vaginas for everyone.
I can see the future now. Imagine seeing 3 or 4 of these guys every time you went into a fast food restaurant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_aRKeDfqYo
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Originally Posted by baseballplyrmvp
People bragging about their performance on a gaming forum. Take that number and divide by zero :DQuote:
Originally Posted by souljahbill
:D:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
Dont think anyone was seriously bragging, rather just being funny lol
I just wanted to use that pic
....but don't it confused my wife ain't complaining either :D
Yeah, your guys' fairy tales are funny :DQuote:
Originally Posted by skipwondah33
is that supposed to be how much action you get?Quote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
The boys in West Virginia better start playing good football......fast :D:sick:
http://forums.azbilliards.com/attach...1&d=1378381936
That story was so 3 years ago :D
I remember when that story came out. Good way to lose your appetite because I doubt it's "pleasant" down there. :sick:
Rotting tuna anyone??Quote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5REQuote:
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Originally Posted by SCClassof93
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...rison/2761177/
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Ariel Castro, who was sentenced to life in prison last month for abducting and sexually abusing three young women in his Cleveland home, hanged himself in his cell Tuesday night, according to preliminary results of an autopsy performed early Wednesday
It reminds me of a funny joke I heard as a kid.Quote:
Originally Posted by souljahbill
Joe walked in the door after work and announced his arrival.
"I'm upstairs taking a douche," his wife called out.
"I thought I told you never to talk like that!" Joe yelled.
"What do you want,"replied his wife,"Good grammar or good taste!"
Yeah, pretty sure that was in damn near every newspaper and TV news show in nation on Wednesday and/or Thursday.Quote:
Originally Posted by ram29jackson
That was in Cleveland? Cleveland is in Ohio. Smooth is in Ohio.....:hmm:Quote:
Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes
Speaking of....Quote:
Originally Posted by bdoughty
‘Pippi Longstocking' actress Tami Erin changes mind, ready to release X-rated sex tape
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The magical double post....
CNN, Fox News, NBC Nightly News, USA Today, NY Times, Washington Post, just some of the national newspapers and TV news programs that covered his suicide in the days after it happened. With as big of news as it was Wednesday, Thursday and even some Friday, I'm honestly surprised there's still people who didn't know. Must be all living under rocks or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by SCClassof93
CNN gave me an alert on my phone the night it happened.Quote:
Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes
How's her rack?Quote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers