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05-31-2013, 10:13 AM
SmoothPancakes

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBHuskers

The handicap stall door has been off it's hinges all week :D I guess someone had an ass-mergency to where they broke the door off doing the penguin walk to the stall.

They should just be glad it wasn't out of order.
05-31-2013, 10:29 AM
JBHuskers

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

They should just be glad it wasn't out of order.

The thing with it is there is probably a good three feet from the door to the front of the shitter, so yeah someone would walk right in on you :D
06-01-2013, 02:55 AM
SmoothPancakes

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.n...82286738_n.jpg
06-01-2013, 09:15 AM
countryboy

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.n...82286738_n.jpg

:nod:

:D
06-04-2013, 09:48 AM
JBHuskers

Talking on the phone while on the shitter at work. Weird or not? I vote weird.

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06-04-2013, 09:55 AM
JBHuskers

Additionally, I hate it when the cleaning people put the toilet paper on the roll upside down :fp:
06-04-2013, 10:56 AM
SmoothPancakes

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBHuskers

Additionally, I hate it when the cleaning people put the toilet paper on the roll upside down :fp:

Ugh, that fucking annoys me. Work or home, that shit has to be in the correct direction!
06-04-2013, 11:04 AM
JBHuskers

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

Ugh, that fucking annoys me. Work or home, that shit has to be in the correct direction!

:nod:
06-04-2013, 02:36 PM
ram29jackson

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-s...t-wipes-2013-6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FOae1V1-Xg
06-05-2013, 04:59 PM
countryboy

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBHuskers

Talking on the phone while on the shitter at work. Weird or not? I vote weird.

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LOL!

I take my phone into the shitter at work and send out emails and view incoming emails.

I don't make calls though, as I'm afraid someone will hear me dropping bombs. :)
06-05-2013, 07:21 PM
oweb26

I am still having a hard time believing this thread has made it to almost 50 pages.

You nasty summ bitches....lol

Ha ha my post made the 50th page.

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06-05-2013, 07:57 PM
Deuce

Quote:

Originally Posted by oweb26

I am still having a hard time believing this thread has made it to almost 50 pages.

You nasty summ bitches....lol

Ha ha my post made the 50th page.

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We're 8 yr olds dude. I get offended (not really) when people refer to taking a dump as "dropping a 'deuce'". I'm a child.

Typed by thumbs.
06-05-2013, 10:46 PM
JBHuskers

Only page 25 here :D
06-06-2013, 02:31 AM
steelerfan

Remind me to tell you about my grave marker.

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06-06-2013, 06:08 AM
countryboy

I am on page 13....:)

And I don't know what I ate, but my co-workers are in for a long day. Whew...I have major gas.
06-08-2013, 01:47 PM
oweb26

On tapatalk hd is page 50

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06-08-2013, 01:53 PM
SCClassof93

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deuce

We're 8 yr olds dude. I get offended (not really) when people refer to taking a dump as "dropping a 'deuce'". I'm a child.

Typed by thumbs.

I thought that was the reason you were called Deuce :D
06-08-2013, 01:58 PM
Deuce

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCClassof93

I thought that was the reason you were called Deuce :D

:D

Typed by thumbs.
06-09-2013, 04:21 PM
SCClassof93

Quote:

Originally Posted by oweb26

I am still having a hard time believing this thread has made it to almost 50 pages.

You nasty summ bitches....lol

Ha ha my post made the 50th page.

Sent from my GT-N8013 using Tapatalk HD

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...9Mn4yw9uk7RMRw
06-10-2013, 02:52 PM
JBHuskers

Two shits that had endless wipes today, with work toilet paper. Should have brought some of these with me:

https://www.mountainside-medical.com...elief-pads.gif
06-10-2013, 03:44 PM
SmoothPancakes

Ugh, that's the only reason I hate shitting at work. Clear Channel is a bunch of cheap asses and buy the cheapest ass toilet paper possible. I don't think it can even be called toilet paper it's so worthless.
06-24-2013, 12:21 AM
steelerfan

I have a huge opportunity that I've been working toward for a few months now. This weekend, the pieces were put in place to start making it reality. A big decision is going to be made soon (perhaps Monday) that would put the wheels in motion and potentially be life-changing for me (on a business/financial level). If the upcoming decision goes my way, I will be quitting my job immediately and go into business for myself. If that decision goes against me, it will still happen eventually (maybe in a week, a few weeks, a month, or a few months). I'll discuss it a bit more when it becomes reality.

For now, and for the purposes of this thread, let me just say that very soon (hopefully this week) I will be taking a dump on my place of business. :)

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.
06-24-2013, 01:24 AM
SmoothPancakes

You're becoming a plumber? A toilet salesman?
06-24-2013, 07:54 AM
SCClassof93

Quote:

Originally Posted by steelerfan

I have a huge opportunity that I've been working toward for a few months now. This weekend, the pieces were put in place to start making it reality. A big decision is going to be made soon (perhaps Monday) that would put the wheels in motion and potentially be life-changing for me (on a business/financial level). If the upcoming decision goes my way, I will be quitting my job immediately and go into business for myself. If that decision goes against me, it will still happen eventually (maybe in a week, a few weeks, a month, or a few months). I'll discuss it a bit more when it becomes reality.

For now, and for the purposes of this thread, let me just say that very soon (hopefully this week) I will be taking a dump on my place of business. :)

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

Well, congrats! And let me be the first to tell you how great having yourself for a boss is......except when you are an ass :D
06-24-2013, 09:50 AM
psusnoop

Quote:

Originally Posted by steelerfan

I have a huge opportunity that I've been working toward for a few months now. This weekend, the pieces were put in place to start making it reality. A big decision is going to be made soon (perhaps Monday) that would put the wheels in motion and potentially be life-changing for me (on a business/financial level). If the upcoming decision goes my way, I will be quitting my job immediately and go into business for myself. If that decision goes against me, it will still happen eventually (maybe in a week, a few weeks, a month, or a few months). I'll discuss it a bit more when it becomes reality.

For now, and for the purposes of this thread, let me just say that very soon (hopefully this week) I will be taking a dump on my place of business. :)

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...0/83378226.gif
06-24-2013, 09:51 AM
psusnoop

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

Ugh, that's the only reason I hate shitting at work. Clear Channel is a bunch of cheap asses and buy the cheapest ass toilet paper possible. I don't think it can even be called toilet paper it's so worthless.

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...0/83378238.gif
06-24-2013, 10:07 AM
texacotea

Quote:

Originally Posted by steelerfan

I have a huge opportunity that I've been working toward for a few months now. This weekend, the pieces were put in place to start making it reality. A big decision is going to be made soon (perhaps Monday) that would put the wheels in motion and potentially be life-changing for me (on a business/financial level). If the upcoming decision goes my way, I will be quitting my job immediately and go into business for myself. If that decision goes against me, it will still happen eventually (maybe in a week, a few weeks, a month, or a few months). I'll discuss it a bit more when it becomes reality.

For now, and for the purposes of this thread, let me just say that very soon (hopefully this week) I will be taking a dump on my place of business. :)

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

Really??? get on with it. Like the littel girl whos moderatly hot and brings you all the way to that point only to get up and walk away.
06-24-2013, 10:15 AM
steelerfan

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

You're becoming a plumber? A toilet salesman?

Lol, no.

What I meant was that I will be shitting on my current employers. Fuck you, The Man! ;)

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.
06-28-2013, 11:16 PM
SmoothPancakes

http://noneedtoapply.wpengine.netdna...ilet-paper.jpg
06-30-2013, 08:44 AM
countryboy

:D
06-30-2013, 08:59 AM
SmoothPancakes

I forgot I posted that. :D

Yeah, I need to print that out and pin it up at work. Whoever is in charge of buying toilet paper for the building, they buy the cheapest shit possible. Single ply, and it's rough as hell. Feels like you're wiping your ass with sandpaper. :smh:
07-19-2013, 06:57 PM
bdoughty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tD4nmw1yZs#at=86
07-19-2013, 07:46 PM
SmoothPancakes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDO8FXU12lg
07-20-2013, 03:08 PM
SCClassof93

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdoughty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tD4nmw1yZs#at=86

Malicious fecal distribution :sick:
07-20-2013, 03:10 PM
steelerfan

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCClassof93

Malicious fecal distribution :sick:

Sounds liked a great song title to me. :nod:

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.
07-20-2013, 03:16 PM
SCClassof93

Quote:

Originally Posted by steelerfan

Sounds liked a great song title to me. :nod:

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/d678dc832...2nzro1_500.gif
07-20-2013, 04:13 PM
steelerfan

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCClassof93

http://24.media.tumblr.com/d678dc832...2nzro1_500.gif

Just sayin'...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttdm...e_gdata_player

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlIN...e_gdata_player

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8It...e_gdata_player

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.
07-20-2013, 04:36 PM
SCClassof93

Quote:

Originally Posted by steelerfan

Just sayin'...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttdm...e_gdata_player

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlIN...e_gdata_player

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8It...e_gdata_player

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

I feel so enriched now! Thanks:D :sick:
07-20-2013, 04:54 PM
bdoughty

http://i.imgur.com/6slYQPG.jpg
07-20-2013, 06:23 PM
steelerfan

No black metal in my repertoire, lol. Makeup is for guys like ram.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

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