lol nearly impossible? its the same teams every year. TheQuote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
Colts,Steelers,Giants,Cowboys,Packers,Broncos,Rave ns,Vikings, recent history Pats, always get in playoffs.
Its not remotely hard at all.
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lol nearly impossible? its the same teams every year. TheQuote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
Colts,Steelers,Giants,Cowboys,Packers,Broncos,Rave ns,Vikings, recent history Pats, always get in playoffs.
Its not remotely hard at all.
Well, even that is false if you're looking at the entire Rams history, including their St. Louis years. As I posted above, they were shut out by Seattle in week 1 of the 2009 season.
Now, if that headline is referring to the 49ers getting their first ever shutout win in week 1 of a season, I could buy that as I didn't find any shutout wins for the 49ers through 2000 (when I quit looking back through past seasons).
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Shit like this is why I love Ram being here and it being football season! Week after week of hilarious FACTUAL retorts to silly opinionated conspiracy theories.Quote:
Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes
Colts - 13 times since 2000 - :check:Quote:
Originally Posted by ram29jackson
Steelers - 10 times since 2000 - :check:
Giants - 2011 last season making the playoffs, only 7 times since 2000 - :red-x:
Cowboys - 2014 last time, 2009 last before that, only 5 times since 2000 - :red-x:
Packers - 12 times since 2000 - :check:
Broncos - Only 9 times since 2015, so I award you .5 :check:
Ravens - 10 times since 2000 - :check:
Vikings - Only 6 times since 2000, 2009 and 2012 the last times before last year - :red-x:
Pats - 13 times since 2000 - :check:
So you get only a half-bullshit award for the claim that those teams "always" get in the playoffs. But hey! We're making progress! You're finally making some claims that actually have facts behind, not just pulling stupid shit out of your ass like normal!
Also, every single team has been to the playoffs at least once since 1999. The Bills have the longest postseason drought at 26 seasons.
Only 4 teams have playoff droughts of 10 seasons or longer, the Bills (16 years), Raiders (13), Browns (13) and Rams (11).
Every other team has been to the playoffs at least once in the last 8 years. 20 teams have been to the playoffs within the last three seasons. That's 62.5% of the league. So no, it's not the same teams every single year. But nice try. Here's a pat on the head. Now go play there little buckaroo.
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Well, I figure someone's gotta fact check Nostradumbass, so I may as well hand out some verbal ass whoopings while I'm at it. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by souljahbill
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well,look at that.
I picked the Rams and Vikings purely on having their first home games at new homes.
It had nothing to do with supposed better teams or odds or anything. I was right.
had this been 3 years ago, I would have picked the Packers and Seattle. That is after
all supposed to be the logical choice, right?
its a show,its a movie. Youve seen it many times before and yet you keep getting stumped.
and then you lower yourselves even further,making fun of someone older than you,like foul mouthed 12 year olds.
how dare he bash my sacred sports! lol
next week is just going to be a mess. Theyve succeeded in making you believe any outcome they give you.
theyve turned college into the same bull since they added their cheesy playoffs.
lol at the Patriots.
I already explained the mistake that was made above. Do you still need more 3rd grade level guidance?Quote:
Shit like this is why I love Ram being here and it being football season! Week after week of hilarious FACTUAL retorts to silly opinionated conspiracy theories.
here,read again and put that college sheep education to some use.^Quote:
49ers Beat Rams In Their First Season-Opening Shutout In Franchise history
I made a simple mistake.
And its the only thing you know how to confront because the rest is too difficult for you. Youve been trained well by your tv to just be
a sleepy apathetic drone
Logic? All you are doing is guessing and hoping about something already predetermined.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rudy
I already said the Giants would be in the playoffs before the season started. How they "looked" in the preseason is an irrelevant shell game
the Giants are the playoffs every 2.7 years.
why would I need to bet anything when its here in print what Ive said?Quote:
And I'm telling you that they won't. Listen to me.
They. Are. Terrible.
I'm so confident that they won't make the playoffs that I'd make a wager with you. Saints get in, I'll stop posting for 6 months. Saints fail to make it, you don't post for 6 months.
Put you theory where your mouth is. Put up or shut up.
its already a fact that games are staged whether you know it or believe it.
The only thing in question after that is how they decide to move the shells.
If the Saints didnt make the playoffs,games are still staged.
I've already put up. Its all over this forum. You are 2 years behind.
terrible? you just saw the defense hold the Giants to 16 points. they scored over 30 in the previous game and lost by one. You dont even know how to analyze the sport you supposedly like.
the sad, pathetic hilarity in the whole thing is that if I won, I wouldnt make you stop posting for 6 months. Theres no need for that. I dont hate you.
Its just trivial sports talk.
But for you, theres some kind of animosity like you are being attacked. You are taking something personal that is external and has nothing to do with you.
and attacking and making fun of someone simply for having a view you dont like. who's the rational adult here?
youve been taught to call people crazy just because they dont have the same view as others/you. But you are supposed to be a free thinking,educated,rational adult,right?
its just sports talk and you are acting like its the most important sacred thing on earth and must be defended? wheres that paycheck for watching pro sports on tv, for you?
derp I dont get what he's saying so I'm going to blurt out the word conspiracy and laugh at him because thats what i've been taught to do derp
fine, I'll take the so called bet. I dont really need to because when the Saints win ,youll still make excuses and call it luck or just your stupid "football stuff happened" crap reasons.
but what ever.
I love her sassy
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yes, another fantasy you guys cant seem to see through.
a 3rd string QB with hardly any experience gets a win?
the other team magically fumbles twice on special teams plays?
it takes 3 years to learn a system as a Qb but the 2nd and 3rd stringer just magically step in and get wins?
"dude,its because Belichick is a great coach, bro"
the nfl is a copy cat league but he's able to fool people for 15 years when everyone knows the same crap?
if he's that good,why isnt he working for the govt? football is too easy.
he's coaching against guys who worked for him and learned his stuff but they cant figure it out or plan against it?
are you seriously that gullible? can you think for yourself for one damn moment,ever?
did you even pay the slightest attention to #29 just letting Brissett go past him for the TD?
Saved to prevent you from backing out later this morning.Quote:
Originally Posted by ram29jackson
Go Saints Opponents!
I take it personal for 2 reasons:Quote:
Originally Posted by ram29jackson
1) your theory is an insult to my professional career. You claim injuries are fake out side of an occasional, "Whoops, this wasn't in the script but we did it too hard and someone accidentally got hurt." That somehow, every athletic trainer is some actor in this grand scheme to fool people for entertainment yet you have NO CLUE how many hours we have to put into this job. How many late nights followed by early mornings we have to put in to get people to play. You don't know what it's like to work for a coach who's delusional and thinks that a player can play with damn near any injury "if their tough enough" or "want it bad enough" when a player can move their leg or shoulder. You don't know how many family events we miss out on because it's scheduled on a game day or you can't leave practice because there's just too much to do. You don't know what it's like to be in a room when a doctor tells a senior that 2 games into the season, his season is over because he has a grade 2 MCL sprain that'll probably require surgery. You don't know about any of that shit so yeah, I take it personal when you imply that injuries are fake and a part of grand illusion .
2) I also take it personal because you outright called me a liar or too dumb to be in the know when I talked about working in the training room at a D-1, FBS-level university. We NEVER got anything remotely resembling a script. No injuries were faked for the sake of drama. No games were staged for the sake of drama. None of this bullshit happened so to insinuate that I'm either lying to protect the integrity of the illusion or I'm just too dumb to recognize the scheme when I was doing injury evaluations and coordinating rehabs is an outright insult to me.
If you told this bullshit theory to my wife, she'd slap you in the face because she knows how much shit I have to do at work and to say it's just a trick for entertainment is a complete falsehood.
So yeah, it's personal.
LSU-AU
of course you guys think those fantastic finishes are just meant to happen naturally every weekend lol.
you're the one thats been backing out the last two years.Quote:
Originally Posted by bdoughty
I've made a valid case throughout while the only thing you are capable of is "stop,its not true,I dont want to hear it,conspiracy,conspiracy waaaa"
I'm a skeptic and conspiracies arent theories. They are common place every day events. Actually look up the word for once.
you live as a coincidence theorist. There is no such thing as a coincidence.
Yes there is. It's right there!Quote:
Originally Posted by ram29jackson
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thats how ignorant you are.Quote:
Yes there is. It's right there!
its not remarkable if it keeps happening.
you keep excusing everything I point out as a coincidence.
youve been taught to believe anything you dont understand or cant explain is a coincidence.
Everything happens for a designed reason, Everything.
you need a couple semesters of logic classes taught by people that actually possess critical thought and logic before you can even hope to keep up with me.
and stop acting like a nine year old with the oversized crap.
you are a great example of a dumb down sheep,American education.
you are a coincidence theorist. I am a critical thinking skeptic. You need to learn to question things.
only fools believe in chance.
wasnt it just amazing how they go from Elliot hurdling a player in the game to immediately have footage of him hurdling in high school or college? How lucky lol. Its a pre-planned
tv show.
Smooth, didnt you say you were Catholic or Something?
I can guarantee that God doesnt believe in coincidence. Why would you? Its a false ,human created term.
it definitely doesnt happen at televised events that cost and make millions to produce.
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Originally Posted by ram29jackson
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Spoiler: show
0-3
*walks away*
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Originally Posted by souljahbill
LOL
0-3 means the impossible will happen again as it always does in the nfl.
every year they say "such and such has never happened"...and then it of course does happen.
next week they'll win and still only be one game behind in their own division. possibly two games behind Falcons.
They are absolutely fine.
you saw the Falcons win six in a row and then falter last year. Youve already seen the rams lead the division with no fucking offense to speak of and score multiple points the next week with crap for a QB.
the impossible keeps happening and you think some how it will get realistic now? LOL you have so much to learn grasshopper and you disrespect the wisdom filled teacher willing to help you.
The Saints are making the playoffs. The so called impossible will happen again in the nfl for the 2000th freaking time.
dont count any chickens yet......
this was only episode 3 of the great nfl fake football show.
Naturally, ignoring the fact that only 12% of teams in NFL history have reached the playoffs after starting 0-2, and that in the 51 years since the dawn of the Super Bowl era, a whole whopping FIVE teams have EVER successfully reached the playoffs after an 0-3 start, the last being the 1998 Bills.
But yep, the Saints are a shoo-in! Just like the Giants have been guaranteed to make the playoffs for the past three years according to Nostradumbass. If only they could actually win more than 7 games.
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