The How Many Times Can Ram Be Wrong Thread

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Now for my "Hur durrrr, da NFL uz fixed, hur durr" Ramtarded picks.

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lol you keep trying to say I dont know what i'm saying and look above.
the first game of the year and I'm already right. How the hell can I just be lucky and picking for the hell of when I keep getting it right vs the majority? Why didnt the rest who think its not staged pick the Broncos? It must mean I have a system that actually works.

what makes you think your random joke picks have anything to do with my evaluation? I picked mine for very specific reasons that I've explained in full more than once.
how can you be so stupid to think that the first game of the year, with a fresh no name QB, can come down to the final seconds on national tv?
damn,those sponsors are just freaking lucky I guess, huh?

go back to the thread and put what you really think with your so called football knowledge. Or are you afraid?
of course youll cheat now and not involve the Panthers when I already said they'd be lousy a month ago.

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

I dont need proof. Something either actually happened or it didnt. You dont need to prove truth. Truth stands on its own.

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Since you like researching things so much. You might want to research the difference between "Truth" and "Fact."

Who won the pick em last year bitch? Your "system" can suck my first place balls.

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Wildcard
Panthers beat Falcons
Seahawks beat Giants
Chiefs beat Texans
Bills beat Colts

Divisional
Cardinals beat Seahawks
Packers beat Panthers
Patriots beat Bills
Chiefs beat Steelers

Conference Championship
Packers beat Cardinals
Chiefs beat Patriots

Super Bowl
Packers beat Chiefs

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ok,thats better. The Chiefs is ridiculous but at least you are trying.:up:

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Who won the pick em last year bitch? Your "system" can suck my first place balls.

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no thanks, I just had some nachos.

you winning doesnt mean football isnt staged.My losing doesnt mean its not staged.I'm not denying you won the contest and I thanked you after it anyway.
Beating you was never my ultimate goal nor point But I was getting more picks right than you, based on games being staged, up till the last couple weeks when I chose the wrong scenario.
You cant call it luck 13 weeks in a row.My so called system was obviously working with very little effort. Will your logical mind ever start to process yet?

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Quote Originally Posted by bdoughty View Post
Pick four teams that should not make it to the AFC/NFC Championship game.
Hopes that one miraculously makes it to Super Bowl, not caring about the fate of the other three.
Thinks this will make him look like a genius.
Needs to think again.

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try this:
The Bengals,Patriots,Chiefs,Seahawks,Packers,Cardinals ...6 teams

none of these teams will make it to the SB this year. Thats 6 chances to be wrong using teams everyone believes have a chance.
Of course youll just call it luck afterwords.

I'm sure 8 of my 12 are making the playoffs. No one else here will have that success rate.I wouldnt be surprised if they let the Chargers,Rams,Raiders in the first round but i'm hoping they dont get that cheesy.

..youll just call it luck afterwords..get it? luck

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LOL what a load of scripted stupidity.
the Cowboys have a rookie QB and half the defense is injured or suspended but somehow almost win a game?
what a load of bullpucky!

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

..youll just call it luck afterwords..get it? luck

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Giving up 39 points to the Detroit Lions and lose at home. Ladies and Gentlemen, Ram's Super Bowl Champion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yep, the Patriots just beat the Cardinals...bullshit!

no Brady, No Gronk, a rookie QB,his first fucking game ( rookie enough,dont bother me about his bench time) against a so called great defense and Passing game.

you guys should be pissed. But you are sedated enough to just sit there like fools " derp,anything can happen,derp"
I believe what ever the all mighty nfl sells me :sf:

I'm still picking against the Pats the next 4 games because they have to pull the rug from under you at some point.
you dont think about the fact they have Brady coming back in the same game on the same night as Jeff Gordon. How lucky for the tv networks you worship..how lucky...

the Rams anD Vikings should win next week because they want to make sure the new fans in LA and the Minn home crowd in the new stadium go home happy and buy stuff.

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Originally Posted by bdoughty

Giving up 39 points to the Detroit Lions and lose at home. Ladies and Gentlemen, Ram's Super Bowl Champion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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:up: nice gif selection lol.

you forget every year the dramatic stories? is it week 17 yet?
plenty of episodes left in the nfl show...I'm missing the zombie thing right now..
the Colts are getting there no matter whether its by 8-8 or 15-1.
plenty of days ahead.

Huh, that's funny. I see a bunch of words, but all I hear is "blah blah blah, I'm a smelly, dirty pirate hooker".

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

Huh, that's funny. I see a bunch of words, but all I hear is "blah blah blah, I'm a smelly, dirty pirate hooker".

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because you are afraid of reality.You need to remain as ignorant as possible to stay happy. I'm a pirate who takes showers anyway.
Since when do you hear text? I wish I could..or maybe not,that would be annoying.


and another thing.
QB is real hard? its the hardest position in sports? it takes 3 years to learn a system? you have to dumb it down for the new guy?
and yet in game one: Osweiler,Wentz,the Broncos QB, Dak,Garrowhateverthef**kallo all have good showings and 4 of them win their first game? ( yes Osweiller isnt that new,i dont care)
come on guys,wake up! stop buying the bullshit.
dont give me the shit about this or that team has a great defense or whatever. Its a made up myth. all these teams should have been dead in the third qtr in the real world.

8 fucking games come down to the final minute on the first fucking Thursday/Sunday and you think that's real life? really?

theyre setting you up to believe everyone can be 8-8 and you have no clue who's good and why.

Shower eh? I'm amazed, you finally grew out of being bathed by Mother! I'm shocked! Our little ram might actually be growing up! Enjoy the puberty years little bucko!

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

no thanks, I just had some nachos.

you winning doesnt mean football isnt staged.My losing doesnt mean its not staged.I'm not denying you won the contest and I thanked you after it anyway.
Beating you was never my ultimate goal nor point But I was getting more picks right than you, based on games being staged, up till the last couple weeks when I chose the wrong scenario.
You cant call it luck 13 weeks in a row.My so called system was obviously working with very little effort. Will your logical mind ever start to process yet?

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Well, looks like Mama's wrong again!

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You see, unlike you, I like to actually show and use proof for my claims, not just pull crazy batshit conspiracies out of my ass and claim them as facts.

You were not getting more games right than me "up until the last couple weeks", nor were you magically more right than me for 13 straight weeks. I had more right picks 8 times, you had more right 5 times, and we had the same number right 4 times. I was ahead of you in the standings for 11 straight weeks. It took you until week 11 to finally catch up to and jump me, and even that only lasted for 3 weeks before I reclaimed 1st place permanently.

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So yeah, your so called system actually wasn't doing much of jack shit.

I look forward to seeing "your proof" that you and your "system" were doing so great for 13 straight weeks until the very end. I can't wait to see what retarded excuse you pull out of your ass this time. I look forward to handing out another bitchslapping.

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

Shower eh? I'm amazed, you finally grew out of being bathed by Mother! I'm shocked! Our little ram might actually be growing up! Enjoy the puberty years little bucko!

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He overheard his mom and sister talking about about how good "shower head" was, so he got pretty excited.

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Then really disappointed.

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

Shower eh? I'm amazed, you finally grew out of being bathed by Mother! I'm shocked! Our little ram might actually be growing up! Enjoy the puberty years little bucko!

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address the rookie QBs doing well when its such a hard position.
You avoid even the most remotely intellectual conversation for the most trivial matters.
and your jokes are 3rd grade level unoriginal.

you of course believe the wrestling movie that is the nfl.

the Rams move to LA,get the first pick, get a QB that appears to not be that good. They are of course the team picked for the fake,highly edited Hard Knocks...then lose in the worst way possible in week one! the only team to ever be shut out in week one!?
this is obviously so they can make a big deal out of it when the Rams start winning and get to the playoffs and SB over the next few years.
this is perfect for their mind numbing documentary/retrospective dramas.
the only reason the Cardinals and Rams games went the way they did was because all the money was on them to win.
I knew theyd screw you but I keep forgetting that the world is already so dumb, theyll pick the most extreme bull instead of something less unlikely like Jaguars vs Packers.

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

Well, looks like Mama's wrong again!

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You see, unlike you, I like to actually show and use proof for my claims, not just pull crazy batshit conspiracies out of my ass and claim them as facts.

You were not getting more games right than me "up until the last couple weeks", nor were you magically more right than me for 13 straight weeks. I had more right picks 8 times, you had more right 5 times, and we had the same number right 4 times. I was ahead of you in the standings for 11 straight weeks. It took you until week 11 to finally catch up to and jump me, and even that only lasted for 3 weeks before I reclaimed 1st place permanently.

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So yeah, your so called system actually wasn't doing much of jack shit.

I look forward to seeing "your proof" that you and your "system" were doing so great for 13 straight weeks until the very end. I can't wait to see what retarded excuse you pull out of your ass this time. I look forward to handing out another bitchslapping.

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

the Rams move to LA,get the first pick, get a QB that appears to not be that good. They are of course the team picked for the fake,highly edited Hard Knocks...then lose in the worst way possible in week one! the only team to ever be shut out in week one!?
this is obviously so they can make a big deal out of it when the Rams start winning and get to the playoffs and SB over the next few years.
this is perfect for their mind numbing documentary/retrospective dramas.
the only reason the Cardinals and Rams games went the way they did was because all the money was on them to win.

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For the sake of argument, let's say the Rams make it in 3 years. No one is going to care that they lost badly in week 1 of this year. Stories don't have a long tail like that and that's a very uninteresting beginning to a story.

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

address the rookie QBs doing well when its such a hard position.
You avoid even the most remotely intellectual conversation for the most trivial matters.
and your jokes are 3rd grade level unoriginal.

you of course believe the wrestling movie that is the nfl.

the Rams move to LA,get the first pick, get a QB that appears to not be that good. They are of course the team picked for the fake,highly edited Hard Knocks...then lose in the worst way possible in week one! the only team to ever be shut out in week one!?
this is obviously so they can make a big deal out of it when the Rams start winning and get to the playoffs and SB over the next few years.
this is perfect for their mind numbing documentary/retrospective dramas.
the only reason the Cardinals and Rams games went the way they did was because all the money was on them to win.
I knew theyd screw you but I keep forgetting that the world is already so dumb, theyll pick the most extreme bull instead of something less unlikely like Jaguars vs Packers.

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Man, you just can't get anything right.

2009
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2006
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2003
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2000
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I am honestly shocked it doesn't physically hurt to be that stupid.

Oh, and by the way, that 2009 Rams team that got shut out week one? 1-15. The Rams haven't won more than 8 games since 2003. They haven't won more than 7 since 2006. I for one look forward to this magical Super Bowl run the Rams are going to make in the next 3 years. :)

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the Rams move to LA,get the first pick, get a QB that appears to not be that good. They are of course the team picked for the fake,highly edited Hard Knocks...then lose in the worst way possible in week one! the only team to ever be shut out in week one!?

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49ers Beat Rams In Their First Season-Opening Shutout In Franchise History

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fine, this above is actually what happened. are you happy the best you can do is correct a trivial mistake? guess what,you still dont realize its staged no matter what.

regardless, its still a sensationalistic happening for all the media around the Rams their first season in LA.

move to LA.
Number one pick.
tv show.
get shut out first game.
resign a losing coach..?
its all sensationalistic, fictional bull---- to make you waste time thinking about it.
so they can make a documentary about their great comeback over the next 3 years because they will of course start winning before or after or both, in the new stadium.
you see this crap over and over and you are so dumbed down, you think its new every time? wake up!

They made the Seahawks play poorly and Russell get his fake ankle sprain so this game is set up for the Rams to still look good for their first home game in LA. You cant see that?
you dont see that? the incredible fucking timing of Russell being injured and the team sucks at home against the Dolphins while the Rams look bad? you think that's all just a coincidence?
there is no such thing as coincidence or luck. Those things do not exist.
its impossible to script games? then it must be impossible to make movies too...