The How Many Times Can Ram Be Wrong Thread

of course the millionth time a game comes down to the final minute and you guys still need to believe it was completely natural lol

yep, all week it was all about Brady vs Manning. I guess the networks are just so damn lucky.

and of course all the public money was on Pats.

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2 evenly matched teams played a close game.

Shocker.

Oh look, fuckwhistle shows up after a game to try and spout his retarded shit. Shocker.

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

Oh look, fuckwhistle shows up after a game to try and spout his retarded shit. Shocker.

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Yes and this game was all Brady and Manning and yet they both had pedestrian games

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Originally Posted by psuexv

I'm calling it now. The 49ers will be in the SB this year.

http://news.sportslogos.net/2015/03/...lack-and-gold/

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Originally Posted by steelerfan

And the Steelers! :))

#TheScriptIsDead

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Originally Posted by souljahbill

And the Saints!

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

lets review..

the Warriors are going to the finals against what is supposed to be the most popular player in the league.The Warriors have what is supposed to be the second most popular player in the league or top 3 or what ever.
How convenient for ratings.

lets see..they announce 3 years ago they are building a new stadium for the niners. The Niners then go deep into the playoffs, and the Giants and the Warriors..and the A's and San Jose Sharks too fro that matter.

lets be clear. The nfl knew they were building the stadium long before they even announced it because its so perfect to have a gold anniversary super bowl in a part of the country known for a gold rush.But of course they just got lucky with that,right ?

oh, and how perfect that while the Lakers take a back seat for a while,the Clippers fill the spot nicely in the LA market with extra playoff revenue.

Angels,Dodgers, Kings,Ducks. Its been a virtual playoffs playground for all of California the last few years.

don't waste your time saying that because San Diego isn't involved its just coincidence LOL

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

as usual ,no critical thinking skills on your part and complete cognitive dissonance.

Lebron is the ratings grab now no matter how you slice it. And you totally avoid the North California onslaught.

I just explained to you they are the 2 most popular players so how convenient they are matched up.

its either going to be like the Broncos-Seahawks super bowl where they draw everyone in with the big star (Lebron/Manning) but let the other team win or they made the playoffs so generic with all these uninteresting teams so you believe Lebron can single handed win it all while the debate goes on that he's still not as good as Jordan in his career for losing last time.

you cant think past 2 steps. The Sharks have made the playoffs twice in the last 3 years. They don't have to win it all.
You of course avoid all the other examples. I didn't have to add the Sharks,they are just more absurd icing on the cake.

sports is nothing but entertainment to amuse the wealthy. All the sports talk/analyzing/stats you think you know are useless and meaningless

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Originally Posted by steelerfan

Um, dumbass, 16 of 30 (more than half) make the playoffs in the NHL.

The basketball players are the most popular (if that's even true of Curry) because one is the best player of this generation and the other is the MVP. In a sport where there are only 5 on the floor, the top players are usually going to make runs.

If the NBA wanted Curry in the Finals it would be MUCH more logical to have him end up in LA, NY or Chicago. Again, your lame brain can only put theories together AFTER the fact. Anyone can do that. You are a retard.

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Originally Posted by steelerfan

Besides, with your own tin-foil, hair-brained bullshit, the Finals should be Washington and Houston. With the riots in Baltimore and the flooding in Houston, it was needed to keep the masses in line. FAIL.

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

Fascinating. So now teams from OTHER SPORTS and OTHER CITIES are being affected and are winning and going to the playoffs all because of San Francisco being given a Super Bowl to host. My god, the NFL is the fucking Illuminati!

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

you believe its pure chance that 3 teams from 3 separate sports in the same region all make it to the finals and or a game from the finals and repeatedly make the playoffs in the same 3 year period....?

you are avoiding all logic to not even address how perfect it is to have SB 50 in SF on the golden anniversary.

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

more cognitive dissonance. After or before makes no difference. Something has to happen so you can research and point it out.
So,..they would have to do something the way your simple mind would do it to prove it was happening a certain way?
And to repeat...the Warriors/Giants and Niners all make the finals and have multiple playoff games during the 3 year period the new stadium is built. Of course that cant be pointed out till after it happens.
You have faith in too many coincidences.

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

Fascinating. So a football stadium that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with the Warriors and Giants, is responsible for those two having post season success recently? And what about the Giants 2010 World Series, two years before they even broke ground on the football stadium? Just MLB tossing the Giants fans a bone? The Giants were good BEFORE the football stadium was ever anything more than a sketch on the back of a napkin.

Jesus, you really are a delusional buttnut. For the love of God, tell me they revoked your voting privileges for life on the basis of mental deficiency. The country is already fucked enough without you and your never ending fantasy world delusions further fucking it up in the voting booth.

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Originally Posted by souljahbill

I swear, this thread has supplied more gutbusting laughs than any thread I've ever read. The theory that a football stadium somehow played a part in Golden State's victory is absolutely ridiculous.

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

Golden State never gets that far and then all the sudden does with so much else happening the region ? really ?

you completely ignore that areas three major teams being in championships during the time it was announced and built. You believe in that much luck at one time ? your belief is actually more ridiculous and takes more faith to believe. You believe in coincidence and chance that is way too improbable.

and lets not forget the golden anniversary SB happening there. What a stroke of luck huh ?

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

It's called drafting. It's called trading. It's called free agency. It's called improving the team via all three over numerous years. Of course, I know that's too much for your feeble brain to understand all at once.

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Originally Posted by souljahbill

Yeah, it's "all of a sudden."

I remember Golden State getting better gradually over the last 2 or 3 seasons but maybe that's just me.

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

Yep, let's see.

2009 draft, first round, Stephen Curry.

2011 draft, first round, Klay Thompson.

2012 draft, first round, Harrison Barnes and Festus Ezeli, second round, Draymond Green.

2012 trade, added Andrew Bogut from Milwaukee

2013 trade, added Andre Iguodala from Denver.

2014 free agency, added Shaun Livingston from the Brooklyn Nets.

That is Golden State's top SEVEN players on the entire team, plus Festus Ezeli who had some decent games in the playoffs, who were all added via, wait for it, the DRAFT, FREE AGENCY and TRADES all in the last FOUR SEASONS (with the exception of Stephen Curry who was added six season ago).

Now, isn't it just amazing how Golden State started improving in three years ago, eventually leading to an NBA Championship this season? Wow!

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

Okay Nostra-doofus, how is the fixed NFL going to play out this year. List everything you can so we can check them off every time you're wrong :D

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Originally Posted by souljahbill

Can't do it. He can only analyze after the fact so he can use whatever happened to fit his narrative. He's the Joe Montana of Monday Morning QBs.

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So much for that whole theory of the Super Bowl logo colors matching that of the Super Bowl winner. :eyeroll: Denver, Carolina, no gold. Way to fuck it up NFL.

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

I know the Vikings will be in the Conference championship because they are hosting the SB next year with their new stadium ( the same circumstances as the Cardinals and 49ers in the past that you deny as another coincidence)

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

if they actually want Washington to win this game...I guess they intend to have Minn. lose to Steelers in the SB or have Seattle get there to lose to Steelers...?

I knew Minn. would go deep in playoffs. Building a new stadium and hosting the SB Next year...but I figured they would lose to NY in the nfc Championship.

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

Packers at Minn. in the conf Championship
Pitt at KC in Conf Championship
Pitt. Beats Minn. in SB

Minn. is going because they are hosting an SB and built a new stadium.Just like when the Cardinals and Niners went.
Pitt is going and winning like they always do because they are older NFL royalty and the NFL likes it that way.

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

What this tells me is GB vs KC might be what they're leading too

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

I'll stick with Steelers vs Green Bay for now.

next week I'm going with:
Packers
Steelers
Chiefs
Seahawks

its quite possible they could have Pats win next week..but I think they want to tease with a Super Bowl I rematch

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

oh,looky looky

out of the freaking blue..
The Cardinals will be without Okafur and Redding against the Packers along with already missing Honey Badger on defense.

What a stroke of luck for the Packers offense.

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

well, thats a fascinating comment from a so called adult.

yep,two unrealistic fantastic finishes again today And I picked Panthers correctly.
But all this talk of Manning's decline and they get Pats at home. I'm taking Denver and Panthers.

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

Elway=Manning
Broncos
the same stupid story line all over again.
Aging star finally has a defense and running game to help him win.

http://articles.baltimoresun.com/199...way-past-super

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Fascinating. Picks the Broncos, then shits all over the Broncos playoff run.

And would you look at that! A close Patriots-Broncos game, fuckwhistle instantly shows up to start spouting his retarded shit.

Carolina wins in a 34 point ass fucking, and douchecanoe is NOWHERE to be found.

Shocker!

What's great about this thread is that every pick Ram makes turns out to be wrong and then rather than accept it, he spins the story to fit a different narrative and then proclaims why he is right.

This is just like Nostradamus. Nostradamus has predicted nothing before it occurred. However, people then look at events after they occur and use vague ideas from the teachings of Nostradamus to "predict" events after the fact.

A close game and a blowout. The law of averages wins again.

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Originally Posted by souljahbill

A close game and a blowout. The law of averages wins again.

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And notice how it's been almost an hour since the game ended, and fuckwhistle still has yet to show up.

Only one minute to show up and start spouting shit after the close AFC game, nothing but fucking crickets after the 34 point ass pounding in the NFC game.

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

And notice how it's been almost an hour since the game ended, and fuckwhistle still has yet to show up.

Only one minute to show up and start spouting shit after the close AFC game, nothing but fucking crickets after the 34 point ass pounding in the NFC game.

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Right. It's because his dumb ass theory is based solely on close games. Every game that's close is somehow unnatural yet with no explanation of what's a natural close game or how many games are supposed to be close naturally. Should Denver win, it'll be all about the script writing Peyton off into the sunset but there's no story with Carolina winning. They aren't "royalty" like the Cowboys, Giants, Steelers, etc. They didn't build a new stadium. They don't have a new owner. According to the theory, they have no reason to be in all this unless the NFL knew about the great blizzard of 2016 years ago when they apparently write the script (because everything is planned with nothing left to chance).

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Easy it was not! Honest to god, if the Pats had converted and the game went to overtime, I was turning it off! I could not go through the stress of overtime. There was no way in hell I was going to be able to watch it.

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not easy for you? all you did was sit down and watch tv.

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And I too and praising Jobu for the NFL making the change to the XP rules. That beautiful rule saved this game from going into OT.

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no,it was the holder blatantly holding the ball diagonally so he could miss on purpose. Its right there on tv and you still lie to yourself?

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Honestly, I'm hoping for Cardinals. I think Denver's defense would match up much better against Arizona than against Carolina. Trying to stop Cam Newton, plus stop their run and passing game on top of containing his fast ass, would be a true bitch for this defense. The Cardinals seem like a much better opponent for this defense to shut down.

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its a waste of time to hope for something thats predetermined. I knew Denver was winning and told you so. Theres no way the nation wanted Brady again,but of course they milk the drama till the very end.


97/98- someone on the Atlanta Falcons defense gets busted with a prostitute.

Packers-Broncos- Rumors of Favre drinking/hanging out to long in Mexico.
Niners-Ravens= Niners players filmed going into strip clubs so they are painted as thugs.

Raiders v Bucs= That Raiders player ( the center?) who had some mental break down and all that crap about the Raiders game plan being known or unwilling to change or what ever gossip.

all those teams on the negative side of the gossip, lost.

over the next two weeks or towards the eve of the game, something will break about the Panthers or a player will get some mysterious injury like the two Cardinals players got a week ago.
That hinders the Panthers and gives Denver a distinct advantage.

only 2 QBs have won a Heisman and a SB: Stauback and Plunkett.

the teams with the stupid trendy end zone dance or gimmick/nick name, always lose

Dirty Bird
Cam-what ever the stupid head tilt thing is called
Kaepernick-Kiss bicep

trendy one shot teams to super Bowls always lose

Well, what do you know! Fuckwhistle finally showed up. And yet, based on that post, we have now reached 12 hours since the end of the Cardinals-Panthers game, still not a single mention about that 34 point ass fucking, yet in less than a minute after the close 20-18 finish in the Pats-Broncos game, fuckwhistle instantly shows up to spout his "it's fixed" bullshit because "for the millionth time it all comes down to the final second."

A two point final, "it's fixed!". A 34 point ass fucking, fucking crickets.

Imagine that!

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The Panthers are still surprising people. Mike Shula has done a great job with that rag tag group on offence.

Read that Brady got hit 23 times. Previous high this year was 12. The pressure really got to him.

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and yet they were only a couple throws away from tying and then winning the game in OT possibly.
in the real world a QB hit 23 times would have lead to no less then a 10 point win by the other team.
the reason you can stay composed after falling down 23 times is because you knew you were supposed to in the first place.

hit 23 times and not injured? lol yeah right,what a load of bull!

he throws the ball at the ground all day,dances on one leg a couple times ans then throws a perfect pass to Gronk ?! ...its just so stupid

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

...its just so stupid

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Yes we know your brain is. Glad you finally figured it out too.

http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/...-related-firms

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Betting on the come: Leagues strike deals with gambling-related firms

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Originally Posted by baseballplyrmvp

Yes we know your brain is. Glad you finally figured it out too.

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I definitely saw Gronk wide open on the corner route on the 2 point attempt. No idea how Brady didn't look his way after he converted two impossible 4th downs for them. Seems like nobody seemed to notice I guess. It's also ironic, Brady's biggest weakness is that he far lock onto Gronk too often, where he gets most of his passes intercepted. The one time Brady needed to do exactly that, he looks elsewhere.

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from another football forum. the greatest qb in the world didnt see his open primary target......

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The Panthers set a record by outscoring their opponents in the 1stHalves during the playoffs.

Here is the list (top to bottom):

1) 2015 Carolina
2) 1987 Denver
3) 1990 Buffalo
4) 1981 Cinci
5) 2000 NY Giants
6) 1996 New England
7) 1976 Minnesota
8) 1973 Miami
etc...

Now guess how many of these teams have gone on to win the Super Bowl?

That's right, we have to go all the way down this list to Miami, to find our 1st SB winner. It means absolutely nothing to beat the crap out of your opponents in the playoffs.

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why would you do this unless you were absolutely certain/told that no one is supposed to hurt you?
http://e0.365dm.com/16/01/16-9/20/ca...20160125071758
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https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2...dive.gif?w=650

https://vimeo.com/153757264

:D :popcorn:

Meanwhile, somewhere in Oregon.

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