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God, I HATE having to take a shit after taking a shower. Especially if it's bad and I can't wait until the slight condensation on my body has dried and therefore it's a wet, slippery shit that makes me feel like I might as well take another shower.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deuce
Or having to shit while your in the shower and have to jump out. Ass is slippery and if you sit down too quick you fly off into the wall :smh:
:fp: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by psuexv
with as much detail as you put, i take it this has happened to you before?Quote:
Originally Posted by psuexv
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by psuexv
No, can't say that's ever happened to me. :D
Sometimes there is just something about the heat and steam and it just lets loose, hop out and do your business :smh:Quote:
Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes
I can neither confirm or deny ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by baseballplyrmvp
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Originally Posted by psuexv
:D:D:D
If I wrote a book on this trip, it would be The Shit of a Thousand Wipes :fp:
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If it wasn't for Tom Arnold in Austin Powers, most of the world would not know the courtesy flush. Even a decade+ since that lesson, there are still sumbitches that don't do it :sick:
This must be party in the bathroom day :fp: this is no place to carry on a conversation about work. This is a place for peace and tranquility dammit.
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I just saw wheels and paws. So the dog survived :D
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I cant stand this, I mean really I know im at work. But I usually dont carry on a conversation with anyone while im at the house, so why would I want to now about a place that I HAVE to come to everyday.Quote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
Not to mention this is the place I go to "get away" from it all.
They were standing there talking about call volume and shit (I work on the research team for a call center...thankfully I don't take calls 8 hours a day). :smh:Quote:
Originally Posted by texacotea
Taking calls all day would be terrible, not to mention I dont like dumb people
Ugh I did it for a year and a half on two different positions, thankfully at that time I moved up the ladder very quickly.Quote:
Originally Posted by texacotea
So glad Peggle is on Droid now. Great time waster while on the shitter.
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Lots of Guinness the night before makes for a self-instant courtesy flush in the morning :sick:
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The current batch of toilet paper here at work has an odd scent to it. Like it was purchased at Hot Topic or something :D
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Just heard a great one today while I was in the can next to another guy that talks way to much.
He says..."I'm coaching the Browns to the Super Bowl!"
I laughed pretty damn hard and thought to myself..."Makes sense"