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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes
Man, we missed the 1-year anniversary of this thread by over a month :D
I hate having to take a piss, walking up to the urinal, and then all of a sudden the bathroom is like the stock exchange.
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Originally Posted by Deuce
Just squeezed a nice triple flush in the only men's bathroom in our office. Enjoy fellas!
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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes
Man, lately when I'm going to the shitter, it's like travelling to the Land of 1000 Wipes.
Don't let Sheryl Crow know that. :smh:Quote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
Ordered copies for all of us :))
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-f...s512/YNLR6.jpg
Sweet!
is that really a book that shows how many different positions you can be in, while on the shitter? :fp:
http://www.amazon.com/Kama-Pootra-Mi.../dp/1402237146yes it is:fp:, I know your asking, "where does he find this crap":DQuote:
Originally Posted by baseballplyrmvp
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...SH20_OU01_.jpg
http://www.amazon.com/Kama-Pootra-Mi.../dp/1402237146
how is it, that you can have 1 floater and 2 sinkers in the same shit? :dunno:
Show of hands:
Who looks into the bowl afterwards?
Unless it's a multi-flush job, always.Quote:
Originally Posted by souljahbill
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Originally Posted by souljahbill
Hope this is not one of a kind :))
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-6...-squeeking.jpg
If only.....Quote:
Originally Posted by SCClassof93
My only question is, does it recline? I like to shit relaxed and in style. :cool:
+1, I was dreaming of color choices and dealer options. :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes
I work in an aircraft hangar at night with about 30 other guys. We have 1 bathroom with 2 urinals and 1 stall. Like everything else in this hangar, everything is beat to shit. Even the stall structure. The door doesn't lock, (Hell, i'm surprised we even still have a door) and there is an oddly huge gap between the wall and the stall door. You can make eye contact with someone walking in the bathroom if you're sitting on the john.
Wow. THAT sucks. I wouldn't be able to take a shit there AT ALL. Gotta have my privacy.
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Originally Posted by morsdraconis
Decided to do a little MS Paint work :D
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oh man....that steak that i had tonight must have still been alive. i do not feel good at all. stomach is curling over on itself. i've been on the toilet 4 times in the last 2 hours. the sharts are killin me. :sick:
Almost got this achievement yesterday. I gave birth to an absolute monster just in time for lunch. :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
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I'm having the most violent farts ever on the shitter here.
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Originally Posted by JBHuskers
I actually took a shit that lasted 20 seconds.
Talk about a power shit. Damn.Quote:
Originally Posted by buckeye02
Sam's Club jumbo sized jar of creamy peanut butter deposited....carry on :up:
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Ever have one of those cake batter craps? Half a roll of toilet paper later and it is still there :smh:
My favorite is being at work and getting a call for a pt who was had been constipated for 3 days. We get them in back of our ambulance,(BECAUSE THIS IS SOMETHING TO GO TO THE ER AT 3 AM FOR) then they shit themselves on the way there.
So I guess the moral of the story is if you can't shit call 911 at 3 in the morning and crap on a cot.
Oh man, hate it for you :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by punter
Duly noted :DQuote:
Originally Posted by punter
Women have no clue how bad our public restrooms are......KNOW THAT!
when using a public restroom, always use hover mode. cuz you dont know what that seat has touched.Quote:
Originally Posted by SCClassof93
Depending on the style of beer I have had I can play Clapton, Hendrix or Page :D
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