My 2016 "Non-Ram Influenced" NFL Predictions

Here they are!

AFC EAST	AFC NORTH	AFC SOUTH	AFC WEST
1. Buffalo	1. Pittsburgh	1. Jacksonville	1. Kansas City
2. New England *	2. Cincinnati	2. Indianapolis	2. Oakland *
3. Miami	3. Cleveland	3. Houston	3. San Diego
4. New York	4. Baltimore	4. Tennessee	4. Denver
NFC EAST	NFC NORTH	NFC SOUTH	NFC WEST
1. New York	1. Green Bay	1. Carolina	1. Seattle
2. Washington	2. Minnesota	2. Atlanta *	2. Arizona *
3. Dallas	3. Chicago	3. New Orleans	3. Los Angeles
4. Philadelphia	4. Detroit	4. Tampa Bay	4. San Francisco

WILD CARD

New England d. Jacksonville
Buffalo d. Oakland
Arizona d. New York
Seattle d. Atlanta

DIVISIONAL

Buffalo d. Kansas City
Pittsburgh d. New England
Green Bay d. Arizona
Carolina d. Seattle

CONFERENCE

Buffalo d. Pittsburgh
Green Bay d. Carolina

SUPER BOWL 51

Green Bay d. Buffalo

Buffalo? Wtf? You know it's not 1991, right? :D

Cleveland not being in 4th in the North just doesn't seem realistic either but that is years of conditioning, facts and bias speaking. ;)

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Originally Posted by steelerfan

Buffalo? Wtf? You know it's not 1991, right? :D

Cleveland not being in 4th in the North just doesn't seem realistic either but that is years of conditioning, facts and bias speaking. ;)

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Always gotta take a shot at someone in the NFL as usually someone comes out of nowhere. I'm not jumping on the Jacksonville bandwagon like everyone else. I think Buffalo has a lot of promise.

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

SUPER BOWL 51

Green Bay d. Buffalo

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

Vikings // Saints // Giants // Cardinals
Packers // Falcons // Cowboys // Seahawks
bears // Panthers // Redskins // Rams
Lions / / Bucs // Eagles // Niners

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1. Vikings
2. Packers+
3.Bears
4. lions
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1.Cardinals
2.Seahawks
3.Rams
4.49ers
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1.Giants
2.Cowboys
3.Redskins
4.Eagles
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1.Saints
2.Falcons+
3.Panthers
4.Bucs
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1.Steelers
2.Ravens+
3.Bengals
4.Browns
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1.Colts
2.Jaguars+
3.Texans
4.Titans
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1.Bills
2.Patriots
3.Jets
4.Miami
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1.Raiders
2.Broncos
3.Chiefs
4.Chargers

wildcard
Ravens at Colts
Jaguars at Bills
Packers at Cardinals
Falcons at Giants
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Div. Round
Bills at Raiders
Colts at Steelers
Giants at Saints
Cardinals at Vikings
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Colts at Raiders
Saints at Vikings

Colts

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Pick four teams that should not make it to the AFC/NFC Championship game.
Hopes that one miraculously makes it to Super Bowl, not caring about the fate of the other three.
Thinks this will make him look like a genius.
Needs to think again.

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Pick four teams that should not make it to the AFC/NFC Championship game.
Hopes that one miraculously makes it to Super Bowl, not caring about the fate of the other three.
Thinks this will make him look like a genius.
Needs to think again.

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again with your complete lack of critical thought.

I dont care who the Vikings and Colts go up against,theyll still win their games. But I doubt I'll be wrong about the majority of teams that make the playoffs.

dont have chance? lol youll try to say I was lucky when its over.
let see yours, you talking on the sidelines fool. Oh,thats right,you dont have the balls to do it. Or, like a child,youll make some random picks thinking that you're mimicking what I'm doing.
Nope, I picked those teams for specific reasons. My 12 that make the playoffs will be closer to what happens than anyone else's here.

miracles? you believe every miracle, every week in sports without questioning anything. When someone speaks truth to you you turn your head sideways like a confused puppy,
after years of Pavlovian bullpucky.

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whats so confusing?

I don't like keep the Buffalo pick either. They have quite a few injuries and I'm not sold on Rex Ryan there. He wrecked that defence in moving away from the 3-4 and Shady McCoy doesn't have much left imo. I think a more interesting team may be the Bucs. I think they won't finish last. I think Jax is not going to be as cool a pick come December. Bortles is getting too much love at the moment.

I'd love to say Miami will make the playoffs but that's really a stretch. I think the offence should be decent but the defence has too many question marks. Even on offence a guy like WR Parker is needed but can't stay healthy. He's immature at this point and not professional. They just found out he didn't normally eat breakfast and wasn't drinking enough. He needs to be smarter to avoid hamstring pulls and nagging things.

Alright, going with my non-Ramtarded picks.

AFC East
1. New England Patriots (1)
2. Buffalo Bills (5)
3. New York Jets
4. Miami Dolphins

AFC North
1. Pittsburgh Steelers (2)
2. Cincinnati Bengals
3. Baltimore Ravens
4. Cleveland Browns

AFC South
1. Indianapolis Colts (4)
2. Houston Texans (6)
3. Jacksonville Jaguars
4. Tennessee Titans

AFC West
1. Kansas City Chiefs (3)
2. Oakland Raiders
3. Denver Broncos
4. San Diego Chargers

NFC East
1. New York Giants (4)
2. Dallas Cowboys
3. Washington Redskins
4. Philadelphia Eagles

NFC North
1. Green Bay Packers (2)
2. Minnesota Vikings
3. Chicago Bears
4. Detroit Lions

NFC South
1. Carolina Panthers (3)
2. Atlanta Falcons (6)
3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
4. New Orleans Saints

NFC West
1. Arizona Cardinals (1)
2. Seattle Seahawks (5)
3. Los Angeles Rams
4. San Francisco 49ers


Wildcard
Panthers beat Falcons
Seahawks beat Giants
Chiefs beat Texans
Bills beat Colts

Divisional
Cardinals beat Seahawks
Packers beat Panthers
Patriots beat Bills
Chiefs beat Steelers

Conference Championship
Packers beat Cardinals
Chiefs beat Patriots

Super Bowl
Packers beat Chiefs

Now for my "Hur durrrr, da NFL uz fixed, hur durr" Ramtarded picks.

AFC East
1. Buffalo Bills (3)
2. Miami Dolphins (5)
3. New York Jets
4. New England Patriots

AFC North
1. Cleveland Browns (2)
2. Baltimore Ravens
3. Cincinnati Bengals
4. Pittsburgh Steelers

AFC South
1. Jacksonville Jaguars (1)
2. Tennessee Titans
3. Houston Texans
4. Indianapolis Colts

AFC West
1. San Diego Chargers (4)
2. Oakland Raiders (6)
3. Denver Broncos
4. Kansas City Chiefs

NFC East
1. Philadelphia Eagles (4)
2. Washington Redskins
3. New York Giants
4. Dallas Cowboys

NFC North
1. Detroit Lions (2)
2. Minnesota Vikings (5)
3. Chicago Bears
4. Green Bay Packers

NFC South
1. New Orleans Saints (3)
2. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (6)
3. Atlanta Falcons
4. Carolina Panthers

NFC West
1. Los Angeles Rams (1)
2. San Francisco 49ers
3. Arizona Cardinals
4. Seattle Seahawks


Wildcard
Saints beat Buccaneers
Vikings beat Eagles
Chargers beat Dolphins
Bills beat Raiders

Divisional
Rams beat Vikings
Saints beat Lions
Jaguars beat Chargers
Browns beat Bills

Conference Championship
Saints beat Rams
Jaguars beat Browns

Super Bowl
Jaguars beat Saints

Why is it that the Giants grab two corners and like two defensive lineman in Free Agency and the draft and, all of a sudden, a team that couldn't defend a high school offense is going to be the winner of the NFC East? People need to stop drinking the blue koolaid.

Redskins will win the NFC East. Dallas is screwed (Prescott is talented, but that was preseason - when the season starts, it'll be loss after loss again just like every other backup after Romo goes down). Philly will be the bottom of the conference. Dallas and the Giants will fight over second and the Skins will go 10-6.

Mors, what if Cousins isn't that good? I think Eli is the best qb in the division when Romo is hurt. I think the Giants should do well.

Smooth, you could have at least put Miami in first place in your dumb pick segment!

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Mors, what if Cousins isn't that good? I think Eli is the best qb in the division when Romo is hurt. I think the Giants should do well.

Smooth, you could have at least put Miami in first place in your dumb pick segment!

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Yeah, I was strongly debating that. Hell, I may go back and change it. :D

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Mors, what if Cousins isn't that good? I think Eli is the best qb in the division when Romo is hurt. I think the Giants should do well.

Smooth, you could have at least put Miami in first place in your dumb pick segment!

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Cousins is that good. You don't put up the best 9 weeks of football as a QB in the league off of luck. Cousins is the real deal. The Redskins are still probably another two years away from being real contenders (gotta shore up the offensive and defensive line more), but Cousins is the man at QB.

Eli may be the more proven QB, but that team still can't defend a high school team until I see otherwise. They had the second worst defenses EVER. You don't just rebound from that with a 2-3 free agent signings and drafting 1-2 dudes for that side of the ball. They allowed 420.3 ypg (6725 yards on the season). That puts them at second most yards allowed on defense EVER behind that atrocious New Orleans defense in 2012 that allowed a NFL record 7042 yards. You simply don't just bounce back so quickly from a defense that plays that poorly. Will it be better? Sure. But there's no way they win the division with that shit of a defense.

I think Cousins is ok but if you dig into his numbers he wasn't all that (example would be the one Rudy posted about most yards from passes within 2 yards of the LOS). Also, Washington had 0 wins against winning teams last year. They were the best of a bad division and they might be again.

Yup. Cousins stats were incredibly inflated due to simple throws less than two yards downfield that his recievers turned into massive production. That doesn't mean he is bad at all. But I need to see him do it again. Redskins were smart to franchise him and keep it to one year.

He's in the west coast offense and it's built around throwing the ball short and getting guys in space that can make things happen. Cousins has a sick deep ball. Probably one of the pretties deep balls I've ever seen. Also, our offensive line is atrocious. Thus the short passing game. We would throw on 1st down to keep the defense from just stacking the box against our run game as well.

NFC East

1) Giants
2) Redskins
3) Cowboys
4) Eagles

NFC North

1) Packers
2) Vikings
3) Lions
4) Bears

NFC South

1) Panthers
2) Falcons
3) Buccaneers
4) Saints

NFC West

1) Cardinals
2) Seahawks
3) 49'ers
4) Rams

AFC East

1) Patroits
2) Bills
3) Jets
4) Dolphins

AFC North

1) Steelers
2) Bengals
3) Ravens
4) Browns

AFC South

1) Texans
2) Jags
3) Colts
4) Titans

AFC West

1) Chiefs
2) Raiders
3) Broncos
4) Chargers

Too lazy for each playoff round

Super Bowl
Patroits vs. Cardinals

Pats champs

Buffalo's Road to the Super Bowl

Get a Touchdown. [X]
Score more than one Touchdown next week [ ]
Win a game [ ]

Yes, it's only week 1, but I haven't been that impressed by Washington tonight.

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Yes, it's only week 1, but I haven't been that impressed by Washington tonight.

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No. And Pittsburgh, with an average defense that includes a less-than-average secondary, made Cousins look bad. Tonight was a good summary of what I think of him - he's ok.

That's the great thing about the NFL, it's nearly impossible to pick, that's why I went on a limb with Buffalo. I felt like the trio of Tyrod, Watkins, and Shady would be very solid this year and the defense would be above average. Then week one happened, but at least it's only week one, but it's hard telling how effective Watkins is going to be going forward.

You didn't take into account all of buffalo's injuries on defence though. That will hurt them.

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You didn't take into account all of buffalo's injuries on defence though. That will hurt them.

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Or the fact that it is Buffalo.
Or the fact that they are coached by Rex Ryan.

There is some good news for the Bills.

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In fact, Ryan hasn't made the playoffs since he first got the lap band in. Maybe this was all the Bills needed to end the drought.

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:D

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Jesus Christ, that might be the slowest 2 minute drive I've ever seen. Hey Buffalo, the point is to drive down and score using the LEAST amount of clock possible!

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

1. Vikings
2. Packers+
3.Bears
4. lions
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1.Cardinals
2.Seahawks
3.Rams
4.49ers
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1.Giants
2.Cowboys
3.Redskins
4.Eagles
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1.Saints
2.Falcons+
3.Panthers
4.Bucs
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1.Steelers
2.Ravens+
3.Bengals
4.Browns
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1.Colts
2.Jaguars+
3.Texans
4.Titans
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1.Bills
2.Patriots
3.Jets
4.Miami
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1.Raiders
2.Broncos
3.Chiefs
4.Chargers

wildcard
Ravens at Colts
Jaguars at Bills
Packers at Cardinals
Falcons at Giants
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Div. Round
Bills at Raiders
Colts at Steelers
Giants at Saints
Cardinals at Vikings
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Colts at Raiders
Saints at Vikings

Colts

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Well, he has one division leader right. The Raiders.

:D:D:D:D:D

Fucking moron.

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Well, he has one division leader right. The Raiders.

:D:D:D:D:D

Fucking moron.

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According to him, being wrong proves nothing. It only means he didn't guess right. Also, he doesn't guess.


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Raiders keep up their current pace, he will have been right about them being a #1 or #2 seed currently as well.

Gets credit for that...because even die hard Raider fans couldn't have predicted, dreamed or fantasized about their play or record up to this point of season. Let alone being in play for a top seed in AFC.

Look at both the Raiders and Cowboys. They have arguably the best ones in the league and their offences are great as a result. Your offence can't run or pass if your line stinks. The Dolphins have proved that the last four years. Their line is ok this year when healthy. They need Pouncey back.

Nice Sunday and Monday Night games, NFL. :fp:

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Nice Sunday and Monday Night games, NFL. :fp:

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Best scriptwriting ever


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Just a reminder that RAM agreed to a ban if the Saints did not make the playoffs. Attach that bad boy to however long he is already banned for.

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Just a reminder that RAM agreed to a ban if the Saints did not make the playoffs. Attach that bad boy to however long he is already banned for.

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This.

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1. Vikings
2. Packers+
3.Bears
4. lions
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1.Cardinals
2.Seahawks
3.Rams
4.49ers
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1.Giants
2.Cowboys
3.Redskins
4.Eagles
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1.Saints
2.Falcons+
3.Panthers
4.Bucs
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1.Steelers
2.Ravens+
3.Bengals
4.Browns
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1.Colts
2.Jaguars+
3.Texans
4.Titans
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1.Bills
2.Patriots
3.Jets
4.Miami
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1.Raiders
2.Broncos
3.Chiefs
4.Chargers

wildcard
Ravens at Colts
Jaguars at Bills
Packers at Cardinals
Falcons at Giants
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Div. Round
Bills at Raiders
Colts at Steelers
Giants at Saints
Cardinals at Vikings
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Colts at Raiders
Saints at Vikings

Colts

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Good job, fucktard. You got 1 division winner right (Steelers). Statistically, a monkey could get 2 since you have 8 chances at a 1 in 4 probability.

5 of 12 playoff teams were right and only 1 of your 4 conference finalists made the playoffs. Both Super Bowl teams are OUT.

Idiot.

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Good job, fucktard. You got 1 division winner right (Steelers). Statistically, a monkey could get 2 since you have 8 chances at a 1 in 4 probability.

5 of 12 playoff teams were right and only 1 of your 4 conference finalists made the playoffs. Both Super Bowl teams are OUT.

Idiot.

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LMAO

Not guessing right doesn't mean they aren't scripted. He just doesn't understand their angle.

Man, he was such a moron.


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