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06-03-2011, 01:40 PM
JBHuskers

The Funny Tweets Thread

@PimpBillClinton

Diamonds are a girl's best friend? Are we sure it's not their vibrator, their pulsating shower head or....DEEEZ NUUUUTTTS???!!!
06-03-2011, 04:55 PM
cdj

The good news is that none of @JBHuskers' tweets will be appearing in this thread.

:easy:
06-03-2011, 05:18 PM
JBHuskers

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdj

The good news is that none of @JBHuskers' tweets will be appearing in this thread.

:easy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yl3UMO-TkE

Try the veal :D
06-05-2011, 06:35 AM
psusnoop

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdj

The good news is that none of @JBHuskers' tweets will be appearing in this thread.

:easy:

:D
06-09-2011, 02:39 PM
JBHuskers

:D

@denisleary
Ja Rule gets 2 yrs. Anything under 5 for a rapper ain't a sentence it's a career move.
06-10-2011, 01:01 PM
NatureBoy

@damienwoody - If u ask @KingJames for a dollar , he'll only give u 75 cents , he never gives you the fourth quarter #Ouch!!! :D:D:D:D
06-22-2011, 04:08 PM
JBHuskers

@PimpBillClinton
If @KimKardashian wants to make another sex tape with colored people I hope she picks the Blue Man Group.
06-23-2011, 04:08 PM
psuexv

This is a whole list of funny tweets.... Big fan of PSU but why the F is the Bell on Old Main tweeting Dings on the hour?
http://twitter.com/#!/OldMainBell

OldMainBell OldMainBell
ding. ding! Ding? Ding! ding. #PennState
7 minutes ago

Hey in case you didn't know it's 5 o'clock :fp:
06-23-2011, 04:09 PM
JBHuskers

Earlier today @Jesus_H_Christ tweeted "that's me in the corner"

:D :D

Not sure how many will get that.
06-27-2011, 04:02 PM
Sinister

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBHuskers

Earlier today @Jesus_H_Christ tweeted "that's me in the corner"

:D :D

Not sure how many will get that.

Losing my religion.
06-27-2011, 04:12 PM
JBHuskers

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sinister

Losing my religion.

:up:
07-06-2011, 02:14 PM
JBHuskers

I'm sure Obama will address this:

@PimpBillClinton #askobama Has Michelle ever tried to filibuster her way out of butt sex?
07-06-2011, 02:35 PM
psuexv

Not really funny but digging the profile pic

http://twitter.com/#!/MsPican

Edit - maybe NSFW
07-06-2011, 02:37 PM
JBHuskers

She sure looks like a fun gurl.
07-06-2011, 02:55 PM
psusnoop

Quote:

Originally Posted by psuexv

Not really funny but digging the profile pic

http://twitter.com/#!/MsPican

Edit - maybe NSFW

:))
07-25-2011, 01:27 PM
JBHuskers

@KegsnEggs

That sound you can faintly hear through your computer is 1,000+ NFL players Googling "How to pass a drug test."
07-25-2011, 01:37 PM
SmoothPancakes

:D
07-25-2011, 02:27 PM
morsdraconis

:D

Nice!
07-26-2011, 07:44 PM
psusnoop

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBHuskers

@KegsnEggs

That sound you can faintly hear through your computer is 1,000+ NFL players Googling "How to pass a drug test."

:D
07-27-2011, 08:14 AM
psusnoop

@mclassick Matthew Classick

Dammit that's a better hashtag than mine. RT @RobertDEdwards: It's okay if Casey Anthony wants to babysit your kid. #jerrymealssaysitssafe

@RobertDEdwards Rob Edwards

Go ahead Washington, let the debt ceiling deadline pass. It's cool because #jerrymealssaysitssafe.

@jonanddeek Derek Kastner

Waste your whole day today with #jerrymealssaysitssafe. Hey Terrell Pryor go ahead and sell those pants.#jerrymealssaysitssafe

@jasonr44240 Jason Richardson

Sweet! Making some cash today. Passing along my bank info to help out a prince today. #jerrymealssaysitssafe

@churchofbasebal Church of Baseball

"Hey Paco, let's cross the border into Arizona." "But we're undocumented and that American has a gun." "It's ok, #jerrymealssaysitssafe."

@ronnopwasky03 Ron Nopwasky

I think I'm going to walk around the prison today with no guards #jerrymealssaysitssafe
08-10-2011, 04:31 PM
JBHuskers

http://twitter.com/#!/owengood/statu...02839187857408
08-10-2011, 07:38 PM
morsdraconis

:smh:
08-23-2011, 12:29 PM
psuexv

So I guess what she is saying is that she's got burning loins.

ErinAndrews: The good news Green Tea doesn't stain and smells good..the BAD news it was a large, I hadn't taken a sip, and I have burns all over my legs
08-23-2011, 12:49 PM
JBHuskers

Probably the first time she has said that the bad news is it was large.
10-07-2011, 12:39 PM
JBHuskers

@MensHumor

Some girls are so hot, but raging sluts...I wish there was a "clear history" button for their vaginas.
10-07-2011, 12:58 PM
steelerfan

:D

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10-18-2011, 03:00 PM
JBHuskers

@DeathStarPR: Definition - Ackbarophobia (noun): The abnormal fear that somehow, some way, EVERYTHING is a trap.
10-18-2011, 05:07 PM
morsdraconis

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBHuskers

@DeathStarPR: Definition - Ackbarophobia (noun): The abnormal fear that somehow, some way, EVERYTHING is a trap.

:D

That's excellent!
10-25-2011, 04:14 PM
JBHuskers

@PimpBillClinton
A vagina is the ultimate man cave.
11-21-2011, 02:08 PM
psuexv

From Infinity Ward on COD bans.

@IxJayJayxI Every ban unique to the level of douchiness of the offense. The greater the douche the greater the length. PermaDouche possible.
11-21-2011, 04:11 PM
SmoothPancakes

Quote:

Originally Posted by psuexv

From Infinity Ward on COD bans.

@IxJayJayxI Every ban unique to the level of douchiness of the offense. The greater the douche the greater the length. PermaDouche possible.

Amen. Ban all the douche fuckers.
12-19-2011, 09:53 AM
JBHuskers

@KimJongIlinHell Kim Jong-il IN HELL

Hell is a funny place. Helen Keller can see, Gary Coleman is tall, and Michael Jackson is black. Weird stuff.
12-19-2011, 09:54 AM
morsdraconis

Why is Helen Keller in hell?
12-19-2011, 09:56 AM
JBHuskers

Quote:

Originally Posted by morsdraconis

Why is Helen Keller in hell?

You'd have to ask Lucifer.
12-19-2011, 09:57 AM
steelerfan

Quote:

Originally Posted by morsdraconis

Why is Helen Keller in hell?

The Bible wasn't in Braille? :dunno:

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12-19-2011, 01:10 PM
psusnoop

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBHuskers

@KimJongIlinHell Kim Jong-il IN HELL

Hell is a funny place. Helen Keller can see, Gary Coleman is tall, and Michael Jackson is black. Weird stuff.

:D:D
12-19-2011, 01:14 PM
JBHuskers

I did a Google search for why is Helen Keller in hell, and all I got was "who the hell is Helen Keller".
01-10-2012, 12:15 PM
psuexv

TheFakeESPN: LSU is reportedly stuck in New Orleans, a 50 yard line was painted in front of the team bus
01-10-2012, 02:03 PM
steelerfan

Quote:

Originally Posted by psuexv

TheFakeESPN: LSU is reportedly stuck in New Orleans, a 50 yard line was painted in front of the team bus

:D

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02-02-2012, 08:58 AM
psuexv

JPosnanski: Ate at same restaurant as Tim Tebow in Indianapolis last night. Contrary to Twitter reports, the water stayed in water form

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