The ONLY Thread

[steelerfan]

Move all discussion here.

Talk about anything you'd like from Madden to FIFA to No Man's Sky to NBA 2K to movie reviews to girls you'd like to bang to whatever. There's no need for silly threads anymore! Just put it all here.

[steelerfan]

I'll start things off by explaining how I came up with this brilliant idea.

I've noticed that several posters have been getting increasingly frustrated that a particular non-paying member continuously thread craps. He always brings his nonsensical topic up in threads where it clearly does not belong.

Now, several members who support this site with their wallet have expressed disdain for this thread-crapping but their cries have fallen on deaf ears with the MIA leadership of this site.

As I tried to make sense of their reasoning, it suddenly occurred to me. They aren't ignoring us! They're speaking loud and clear! What they are saying is, "threads are SOOOOO 2010, let's stop that nonsense because this site is progressive!"

This, my friends, is what they want. All topics in one thread. Fire away and just think how awesome it's going to be when you no longer have to visit multiple threads. It's Utopia, really!

[steelerfan]

TV Commercial for FIFA 17.

https://youtu.be/yRo8DtAfNZ4

[bdoughty]

You are aware of the Ram thread, right? It's existence serves a very important purpose.

Where is Jaymo by the way? I miss that crazy Canuck.

[steelerfan]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160923/b67f1b33939ef2ba6ec57200528b3fad.jpg

:D:D:D

[steelerfan]

Boy, with just 9 games to go the Astros are 1.5 games out of the last Wildcard spot. The good news is that they have the most favorable remaining schedule of the clubs in the hunt.

Go Astros!

[steelerfan]

You are aware of the Ram thread, right? It's existence serves a very important purpose.

Where is Jaymo by the way? I miss that crazy Canuck.
That silly Ram thread has never worked! That kooky, fun-loving fellow cannot be contained!

Jaymo? I don't know. Fair question.

[steelerfan]

If you're fortunate enough to have a Torchy's Tacos in your area, get your ass over there. It's great!

[steelerfan]

Anyone want to start an OD on PS3?

[steelerfan]

Even though I got a hearty laugh out of Houston getting embarrassed by New England last night, I'm highly irritated that the Pats are 3-0 despite the circumstances.

[morsdraconis]

I honestly think it's hilarious that Belichick keeps winning despite all of the shit the NFL tries to punish him or Brady for. I mean, it's hilarious really. Just shows you how much team really matters in football and how little "star power" actually matters. When a team has gelled the way that New England has, they're one of the best teams in football regularly for a reason.

[souljahbill]

LMFAO! This thread is hilarious.

[bdoughty]

Has anyone been able to get the Windows 10 Anniversary Update to work? That update must have froze because it ran all night and never finished, just that little spinning circle pretending like something was actually happening. Maybe it was all the lesbian porn? I do not know but it finally, after the third hard shutdown said fuck it we are going back to the previous version of Win 10.

All my lesbian videos were safe and sound after it reverted back. :))

[steelerfan]

As long as the porn survives, I consider it a success!

[bdoughty]

Mafia 3 Gameplay Footage (Day one for me)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1bjl9wM-og

[Rudy]

Belichick winning with almost anyone is very annoying as a Dolphins fan.

[morsdraconis]

Traded Madden 17 PS4, PS3 Minecraft, PS3 Skyrim Legendary Edition (the PS3 games I grabbed from a local pawn shop for $12 total) and got PS4 NBA 2k17 for free with the PowerUP Rewards 60% trade in bonus for the weekend at Gamestop. Immediately have had more fun with NBA 2k17 than I ever had with Madden. Having a good MyCareer setup is always the winning to me and 2k continues to be the best at it. Sadly, went Glass Cleaner Center and got drafted #8 overall by Sacramento so probably gonna end up getting traded soon.

[steelerfan]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3804266/Public-masturbator-life-sentence-overturned-Oregon-Supreme-Court.html

:ram?:

[steelerfan]

Forgot my usual post earlier so here it is.

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160924/00d60fabacc5a5e41b7222ce3f83a299.jpg

Go Irish!

[steelerfan]

Also...

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160924/413789ab4fd3a4f755eef5f239720360.jpg

[steelerfan]

A couple of pics from yesterday's play test.

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[steelerfan]

Boy, this Irish defense is shit. They look like they'd fit well in the Big 12. And then the offense continuously made unforced errors. They deserved what they got today. :fp:

[psusnoop]

I smiled a bit with their Loss but still know PSU FU*^**^^* Sucks right now!!

I'm know Franklin can recruit but he sucks at coaching!!

[bdoughty]

Losing to Duke @ home.

http://i.imgur.com/a1nCOS3.gif


Losing to Duke @ home against their Football team.

http://i.imgur.com/nL8WeSl.gif


Football, not basketball team. On your home field. No Coach K at all.

http://i.imgur.com/vVEuWmg.gif

[bdoughty]

This is a Euro Football quality flop right here by Tennessee. The Florida player got ejected. Should be a thing you can challenge where the flopper is the one ejected.

http://i.imgur.com/WbO9tvj.gif

[morsdraconis]

I'm sorry, but just simply don't touch the opponent after the whistle and none of that happens.

[steelerfan]

Marlins ace Jose Fernandez, 24, died in a boating accident.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2016/09/25/jose-fernandez-killed-boating-accident-marlins/91076824/

[Rudy]

Just finished a baseball book "The only rule is it has to work". Excellent and similar to Moneyball in that it centres around baseball analytics but the book is great for the people and stories in it. If you liked Moneyball you will like this.

Biggest difference is this is about two stat geeks running a very low level independent baseball team. That has its own comical issues.

[bdoughty]

Les Miles and Cam Cameron are fired. This was already mentioned but in an unsanctioned thread on this forum.

Notre Dame Defensive Coordinator is fired, his son is a redshirt quarterback on the team. That must have been an uncomfortable conversation. Odd since Brian Kelly said, “Actually that’s probably the one area that I feel better about today. We did what I wanted today in terms of coaching, and coaching had nothing to do with the outcome today. I was pleased from that perspective.” after the loss. His twitter account also "accidentally" gave a thumbs up to firing the Defensive Coordintaor earlier this week. (http://www.upi.com/Sports_News/2016/09/19/Notre-Dame-coach-Brian-Kelly-Staffer-liked-tweet-about-firing-DC-Brian-VanGorder/1971474259637/) :D:fp:

[bdoughty]

Multiple sources have told @LSUonScout that #LSU has reached out to Tom Herman and Art Briles through their agents.

Briles? Yikes. Don't let your daughters grow up to be LSU Tigers.


Darren Sproles catch gave me some seriously bad flashbacks to 2003.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0WAuuxNasA

[steelerfan]

Jesus Horse-fucking Christ. What the fuck, Pittsburgh?

I'm not shocked that the defense was exposed as a house of cards (though Wentz doing it is impressive/disturbing) but I can't believe I just watched this Steeler offense get held to 3 points without having 8 fucking turnovers like the Jets (in fact, the Steelers only had 2) did (while "only" losing 24-3).

Gotta put this shitstorm in the rear view mirror and take care of the Chiefs next Sunday night.

Sheesh. That was horrific.

[steelerfan]

I just preordered FIFA 17. It will be playable at 11 PM Central tonight. I'll probably start with The Journey and see if that holds my interest.

[steelerfan]

Wow. Those texts. That's awful.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/miami-beach/article104261146.html

[souljahbill]

Wow. Those texts. That's awful.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/miami-beach/article104261146.html

How ominous. God staged it. There's no such thing as coincidence.

[steelerfan]

How ominous. God staged it. There's no such thing as coincidence.
Nah, there's no god, it was staged by Rob Manfred. It's all part of a narrative, use your logical brain.

On a side note, I find it hilarious that someone who calls them self a skeptic believes in that nonsense. I guess it's that sort of gullibility (talk about suspension of logic, it's the ultimate sheep maneuver, really) that makes one susceptible to conspiracy theorists and cults. What a fool.

Anyway, I don't want management to suddenly appear and threaten me with banishment so I won't say any more on the topic.

Time to play FIFA!

[steelerfan]

FIFA 17 dropped me right into an FA Cup Final at Wembley between Chelsea and Manchester United, thankfully as Chelsea. I'm guessing it did so to show off the new FA Cup presentation which was good.

I won the match 2-0 behind goals from Costa and Hazard.

[steelerfan]

I started The Journey, obviously picking my favorite club as Chelsea. I played on World Class and I failed at the trial and got cut, lol.

It's good to know that this won't be an easy road like all of the other similar modes I've ever played.

[steelerfan]

Finally got through the Exit Trial, ranking 8th. I decided, after giving it alot of thought, to sign with Sunderland.

The Black Cats have low expectations, a massive home ground, a name manager and they pay a bit better than the norm for clubs in their position.

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160927/8f576c96761f7eeabb8c88b556b86ca1.jpg

I was taken on our preseason tour to the US and played the last 30 minutes of the opener with PSG in Seattle. I finished the match with a 6.0 rating and we were 1-0 winners.

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160927/7cc542f1c929465883fd815dbc1db14a.jpg

[bdoughty]

Getting my copy on Friday, when I head to the big city. Looking forward to trying the new mode with the 6 win, 0 loss, 0 draws Manchester City. :P

[steelerfan]

Getting my copy on Friday, when I head to the big city. Looking forward to trying the new mode with the 6 win, 0 loss, 0 draws Manchester City. :P
Bad idea but ok. You'll never see the pitch in Manchester. Hell, I might not at Sunderland. A loan may be automatic, I don't know. What I do know is that if I play long enough I can build my skills enough to get to Chelsea. A smaller club with less talent and lower expectations gives me the greatest chance to play in the Premier League ASAP.

[steelerfan]

Second match of the preseason is in the books. We took a 3-0 loss to Dortmund. I played the full 90, including the last half hour beside Jermaine Defoe as we went with 2 strikers after we fell behind.

I finished with another 6.0 match rating and never got a look at goal as we were outclassed and didn't have much of the ball.

Next up, Real Madrid.

[steelerfan]

Wrapped up the preseason with a goalless draw. I played 44 minutes, after Defoe went down with an injury. I had my best performance, earning MotM with a 7.1 rating but still no looks at goal.

[steelerfan]

Lost the league opener at Anfield, 2-1. I came on as a sub in the last half hour and got a 6.1 rating.

Rumors are swirling that Sunderland are going to buy a striker in the transfer market which, I assume, is how I'll end up being loaned out. We'll see.

My OVR is up to 62, FWIW.

[souljahbill]

Lost the league opener at Anfield, 2-1. I came on as a sub in the last half hour and got a 6.1 rating.

Rumors are swirling that Sunderland are going to buy a striker in the transfer market which, I assume, is how I'll end up being loaned out. We'll see.

My OVR is up to 62, FWIW.

This is the single-character mode, right? I wasn't aware FIFA had a mode like that.

[steelerfan]

This is the single-character mode, right? I wasn't aware FIFA had a mode like that.
Yes, it is.

Look up "FIFA 17 The Journey". So far, and it's VERY early, it seems really well done. I'm enjoying it but time will tell if that lasts. [emoji4]

[steelerfan]

Made my home debut, playing the final 28 minutes in a 2-0 win over Middlesbrough. I think I should have been credited with an assist as I got a headed flick on to Lee Cattermole who scored our second goal. Anyway, I finished with a 6.5 rating.

My OVR is now 63.

[steelerfan]

Harry Kane has been brought in from Tottenham and the club is, apparently, going to play my lifelong friend, Gareth Walker behind him. Looks like my chance to be on the team sheet just took a nosedive.

We'll see if I stay up as a sub or if I'm headed out on loan.

[steelerfan]

Harry Kane scored a brace in his debut with the club as we won 2-0 at Southampton. I played the final 19 minutes and had a 7.4 rating.

Interesting to note, I was brought on as a RW. In the last match, I was utilized at LCM so it's nice to see David Moyes finding a place for me to help me get some minutes.

[bdoughty]

Please read this article/review/commentary on Forza Horizon 3. The outrage is top notch, 100%, bat shit crazy.

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/forza-horizon-3-depicts-a-better-australia-than-australians-deserve-310-playground-games

[steelerfan]

Scored a 6.3 rating in helping close out a 2-1 home win over Everton. I came on at RCM for the last 29 minutes and got my first 2 shots off. One on target, one off.

My transfer value has increased to £3.2 M. I have gone over 55k followers on Social Media. Through 4 match days, we sit 4th in the table at 3-0-1 with 9 points and a +4 GD.

[steelerfan]

I played well in a 4-2 loss at White Hart Lane, logging 32 minutes at LCM, creating 2 chances and scoring a 7.2 rating. But a chance to go top of the table was squandered.

Up next is a visit from Palace. The Eagles are 4th in the league with 10 points, we are 6th with 9.

My OVR is now 65.

[souljahbill]

Scored a 6.3 rating in helping close out a 2-1 home win over Everton. I came on at RCM for the last 29 minutes and got my first 2 shots off. One on target, one off.

My transfer value has increased to £3.2 M. I have gone over 55k followers on Social Media. Through 4 match days, we sit 4th in the table at 3-0-1 with 9 points and a +4 GD.

Keep up the good work!

[steelerfan]

Keep up the good work!
Thanks, bud. :up:

It was an extremely physical match with Crystal Palace that saw both sides finish the contest with 10 men as the game ended in a 1-1 draw.

I played the last 32 minutes at LCM and had a 7.0 match rating. I'm over 75k followers now and we are still 6th in the table after 6 league games.

[steelerfan]

Well, it's finally happened. Sunderland have decided to send me out on loan to a Football League Championship side. I was given the choice of 3 clubs who had made offers to the Black Cats.

Aston Villa, Newcastle United and Norwich City had offers on the table. Each had a Club Goal of earning promotion and had the exact same rating targets for me. Of course, the weekly wage was the same at each club (that is dictated by my contact with Sunderland) but Newcastle offered the most lucrative bonuses so that's where I went.

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[steelerfan]

Newcastle are currently 8th in the Championship, 7 points behind the leaders Derby County. Of course, my Academy and Exit Trial nemesis Mr. Dickhead himself Danny Williams is at Newcastle and it is expected that we turn things around and get the Magpies back to the Premier League.

[souljahbill]

Well, it's finally happened. Sunderland have decided to send me out on loan to a Football League Championship side. I was given the choice of 3 clubs who had made offers to the Black Cats.

Aston Villa, Newcastle United and Norwich City had offers on the table. Each had a Club Goal of earning promotion and had the exact same rating targets for me. Of course, the weekly wage was the same at each club (that is dictated by my contact with Sunderland) but Newcastle offered the most lucrative bonuses so that's where I went.

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160928/26540a68a73bc483462fe00663c8a0f3.jpghttp://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160928/d77c25933b835304bb07626990d8e680.jpghttp://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160928/72fe92e89f7550f32aa9310a689c4ed6.jpg

This mode sounds pretty cool. I'll definitely stay tuned for updates.

[steelerfan]

A horrible start to my tenure at St. James' Park as I played just 19 minutes in the second half before being sent off with 2 yellows in a 2-0 win over Brentford.

Though I'll have to sit out a match, the manager was pleased with my responses to the media and I have gained a starting spot.

EDIT: Upon further review, the FA has overturned my red card and lifted the match ban.

[steelerfan]

I got the start and played the full 90 in our next match which was at home against QPR in the League Cup.

I played pretty well: 78 touches, 86% passing, 43 completed passes, 2 key passes but we were hard done when a handball gifted Rangers a penalty, which they converted, in the 77th minute for a 1-0 decision.

I played behind the striker at CAM and had 6 shots with just one being on target.

I'm up to 82k followers, my OVR is 66 and my transfer value is £3.3 M.

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[steelerfan]

Another chance to start and play the full 90 at Nottingham Forest and this time as the striker. I had my best professional game to date with a goal, an assist and a penalty drawn as we were easy 4-1 winners.

I had 44 touches, was 82% passing with 23 completions, had 1 key pass and took 4 shots with 3 off target for a 7.6 rating.

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[steelerfan]

http://q13fox.com/2016/09/14/seattle-man-turning-in-his-sex-offender-paperwork-is-arrested-for-committing-sexual-act-at-sheriffs-office/

:ram?:

[steelerfan]

That sky was recently worked on. Looks great!

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160928/c5a4ec39eb5a388b703ebc28630980e4.jpg

[Rudy]

Tebow hit a tebomb on his first pitch. Looked like a change up left high in the zone.

[steelerfan]

I scored a brace in a 3-0 win over Derby County, playing the full 90 at striker. I also assisted on our other goal for what was clearly my best game as a professional, scoring an 8.1 rating.

I registered 6 shots, with 4 being on target.

The first goal I scored was a thing of beauty. After weaving through the defense, I took a shot from just beyond the 18-yard line and wide of the goal to the keeper's right. The shot lasered across the goal mouth and into the top corner to the keeper's left. Brilliant!

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160929/2064fb0dfc0772415f11ef64a1551250.jpg

[steelerfan]

A trip to Leeds got another 3-0 result. This time I scored a goal, added an assist and wound up with 4 shots (1 on target).

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160929/54fc7993e8875045c29a25a678dd33fe.jpg

[morsdraconis]

Damn SF, you're killing it. That's awesome. Wish I knew soccer at fucking all to be able to enjoy that.

[steelerfan]

Damn SF, you're killing it. That's awesome. Wish I knew soccer at fucking all to be able to enjoy that.
I've been saving all of my goals and assists. I'll post a video to YouTube, when I get enough to justify it (maybe midseason).

[souljahbill]

I've been saving all of my goals and assists. I'll post a video to YouTube, when I get enough to justify it (maybe midseason).

I'll watch as soon as the link is posted.

[SmoothPancakes]

Damn, even though I have FIFA 16, reading these posts is making me want to buy 17.

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[steelerfan]

Damn, even though I have FIFA 16, reading these posts is making me want to buy 17.

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You might want to wait, if you're only considering it for The Journey. I'm not sure how deep the mode is and/or how scripted it is.

[steelerfan]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161001/323c3a319fe4bb81169ae87d6cd2c8e2.jpg

[SmoothPancakes]

You might want to wait, if you're only considering it for The Journey. I'm not sure how deep the mode is and/or how scripted it is.
Yeah, I'll likely end up not getting it anytime shortly. With Mafia 3 releasing next Friday, that'll keep me busy until Battlefield 1, Titanfall 2 and Watch Dogs 2 all release late October/early November.

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[steelerfan]

Yeah, I'll likely end up not getting it anytime shortly. With Mafia 3 releasing next Friday, that'll keep me busy until Battlefield 1, Titanfall 2 and Watch Dogs 2 all release late October/early November.

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The only thing I can think about is the release of Friday the 13th The Game. There still isn't a release date but they are still holding to their "Fall 2016" launch window. I can't fucking wait! I've waited my entire life for that game.

It's bad too. I always get very much into "Friday the 13th mode" when something new is coming out. Lately, I've been watching 4 or 5 movies per week along with a ton of YouTube videos on F13. Add to that that I have created a F13 Playlist on Spotify that has a bunch of songs that were used in the movies, a couple of the Harry Manfredini theme songs and several songs from First Jason (terrible band that is fronted by the guy who played Jason in Part 1 and has a bunch of songs about Jason).

I feel like a bit of a psycho driving around town and streaming F13 theme songs in my Explorer but - fuck it - I'm in a big city and there's alot of people that are WAY worse than that! :D

[bdoughty]

You might want to wait, if you're only considering it for The Journey. I'm not sure how deep the mode is and/or how scripted it is.

The biggest problem and I did not know this until today is that it only lasts one season. EA claims around 15 hours to play a season if you watch all cut scenes, do all the training, etc. Seems like an odd choice to limit it to one season. Of course you get to have Hunter on your FUT team at a locked in lvl 75 once you complete the season. FUT FUT FUT, all of the rewards for playing this mode are for FUT.

I just started mine and end up signing with West Brom, for no real reason outside of them offering the highest salary with the lowest expectations. Allowing you the option to play as a full team or individual player is a wise move. Picked full team as it gives me the ability to feed the ball into Hunter and get him more touches. The pacing is really slow and I kept asking the game to let me do something but instead we get grandpa this and grandpa that. Just let me kick a freaking ball.


Will play through it once but it does not seem to have very much replay factor as the story is scripted (http://www.thebitbag.com/fifa-17-the-journey-full-walkthrough-how-to-reap-max-rewards/186982) and you still play with Alex Hunter. A custom character would be a better choice, along with it lasting more than one season.

Fuck FUT

[bdoughty]

There still isn't a release date but they are still holding to their "Fall 2016" launch window. I can't fucking wait! I've waited my entire life for that game.

I did not even want to give you this news but the developer just posted (http://tinyurl.com/Friday-Coming-Summer-2017) that it will be a Summer 2017 release date.

[steelerfan]

I did not even want to give you this news but the developer just posted (http://tinyurl.com/Friday-Coming-Summer-2017) that it will be a Summer 2017 release date.
No.

[steelerfan]

New bumper sticker. [emoji38]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161001/cddef1c8c93ee7ef4d6e9af9340c0dc4.jpg

[steelerfan]

Tennessee. Wow!

[steelerfan]

First, let me thank the Raiders.

Second, Here We Go, Steelers!

[steelerfan]

Red. Dead. Redemption!

[SmoothPancakes]

Did I miss something?

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[steelerfan]

Did I miss something?

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It was a reference to the beatdown that the Steelers were laying on the Chiefs and to what Mike Tomlin was referring to as a "night of redemption" after their miserable performance in Philly.

You didn't miss anything. [emoji4]

[bdoughty]

Did I miss something?

Kansas City wears red and they beat us last year? Maybe redemption from the Philly blowout?

[SmoothPancakes]

Ah, I thought, maybe with a sprig of hope, that something new had come out about RDR 2.

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[steelerfan]

Ah, I thought, maybe with a sprig of hope, that something new had come out about RDR 2.

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I wish.

But in the meantime, I'll take a blowout win over the Chiefs. [emoji4]

[steelerfan]

New shirt came in today. [emoji38]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161003/2bd358a4ed2b09198d4fdde57ecd7031.jpg

[bdoughty]

Heh, I like that shirt.


Madden 17, where the sun sets in the East.

http://kotaku.com/newest-madden-puts-sun-on-wrong-side-of-the-sky-ea-vow-1787360101

From the comments:


Since EA loves to give features in their sports games official, proper names, let’s get some suggestions here for what they should call Madden NFL 18's expected accurate sun placement tech.


Solar Heliospace Implacement Technology.


That’s an easy fix. Promise it’ll be there and don’t include it in the game.

-Hello Games Dev Team

:D

[steelerfan]

:fp: :D

[bdoughty]

There is a new game out offending the tender snowflakes on Steam.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QaZPKmHYPc

[morsdraconis]

There is a new game out offending the tender snowflakes on Steam.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QaZPKmHYPc

It's not about whether or not it's offensive (which it is, the robot literally takes an extra action to climb things, ensuring that you get the shot you get in that video's thumbnail), it's about the fact that it is also trying to pass itself off as "art" when it is as far from that as Let's Play videos are art (they aren't).

That's the problem I have with it. It's not art. It's just a reason to have huge bouncy tits, a basically bare ass, and as close as you can get to showing vagina without actually showing it (might as well have the damn indentation to accentuate her pussy lips for god's sake). I love sex. I love porn. I love video games. That game is just dumb. No, I haven't played, but I've watched two different video reviews of it (that play through the game while reviewing it) and I watched Funhaus play through as far as they could get and it's not a good game at all. It's puzzles aren't hard and there are a few points that revolve around complete and utter luck to get through that point of the game.

[bdoughty]

It's not art.

Well pass me the grey poupon, Mr. Artsy Fartsy. Sorry but if this can be considered "art" and sell for 70 million (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Center_(Yellow,_Pink_and_Lavender_on_Rose)), then "art" is subjective because it looks like something I made in Kindergarten.

[SmoothPancakes]

I've seen better artwork in my toilet bowl after a night of Taco Bell.

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[morsdraconis]

Well pass me the grey poupon, Mr. Artsy Fartsy. Sorry but if this can be considered "art" and sell for 70 million (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Center_(Yellow,_Pink_and_Lavender_on_Rose)), then "art" is subjective because it looks like something I made in Kindergarten.

First off, what's art or not is, yes, subjective, but the reason why that travesty of a "painting" is "art" is because it's from a long dead movement (abstract) by one of the most popular artists of that movement (Rothko - literally only Pollock is more famous than him in the abstract movement) who, just like all artists who have their art be super expensive, died well before it became profitable (he died in '77).

Secondly, that game has none of those above qualities and will be forgotten just as quickly as it appeared because it's a low budget, low brow, fluff game with no real staying power. It's not art. It's social commentary and a weak example of it.

[steelerfan]

Nothing earth-shattering but here are a few images from Monday's play test.

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161004/97384c7671734f17b262bc727a47b03d.jpghttp://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161004/016b95e251b85f28d1f66fcebe017aea.jpghttp://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161004/8b452fec41b22d97b6f627b07ec796d8.jpg

[steelerfan]

Another play test today because Kane Hodder was in town. That is legitimately Kane playing as Jason in the one pic. [emoji4]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161004/8dc0e02cd69dc9142ed0434bed752b10.jpghttp://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161004/c6aa8c418056c03842248844a960f011.jpg

[bdoughty]

When I was in Kindergarten we had Art class, that was taught by an Art Teacher. She had us paste macaroni on a piece of paper. Mine was even hung up on the refrigerator. I was an Artist. Video games have Art Directors, Lead Artists and Artists. You should be seeing a trend here. No matter how much you dislike the Art, it does not make it any less Artistic.

Honestly you are digging a hole faster than Ram comparing the NFL to 1984.

[steelerfan]

Kane, back in his most comfortable role.

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161005/f22b926bde022e7fed4bd12a19720438.jpg

[steelerfan]

Part 6 Jason, unmasked.

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161006/1bc72d4d2ce78a3a22967e80aade4e86.jpg

[JBHuskers]

Going to see Atmosphere again tonight, can't wait!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul_SvctiuXY

And get to see Brother Ali for the first time tonight...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO18F4aKGzQ

[steelerfan]

A couple more play test pics.

Jason exiting after a kill.
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161007/2a725a3bcfed8d3181322fac7592f2c6.jpg

Jason waiting in the darkness for a counselor to walk into a cabin.
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161007/a0a7585108b4135e834058d45533f467.jpg

[jaymo76]

I'm gone for a few weeks and I come back to find the site has been replaced by one thread... and a Ram free thread at that! Wow! What amazing times we live in.

[steelerfan]

:D

[steelerfan]

Nice win for the Steelers yesterday. Hopefully they'll take care of business in Miami next week.

Here We Go, Steelers!

[Rudy]

Miami is 29 on offence, 28 on defence and 30 on turnovers. My only hope is Jeff Gilooly next week. Pitt will beat them without even trying (which is sort of how Miami plays).

Miami has to have the worst CBs in the league. LBs are close behind. OL close behind right now unless they get healthy next week which I think they will be. I expect to score more next week but zero hope of keeping Pitt under 30. I'd love to see the Vegas odds on how much Pitt is expected to score.

[steelerfan]

Miami is 29 on offence, 28 on defence and 30 on turnovers. My only hope is Jeff Gilooly next week. Pitt will beat them without even trying (which is sort of how Miami plays).

Miami has to have the worst CBs in the league. LBs are close behind. OL close behind right now unless they get healthy next week which I think they will be. I expect to score more next week but zero hope of keeping Pitt under 30. I'd love to see the Vegas odds on how much Pitt is expected to score.
https://youtu.be/4F4qzPbcFiA

[skipwondah33]

Am I missing something or does no one care about this Friday the 13th game that Steeler is posting about?

You just a fan following the production or actually working on the game SF? It looks nice!

Oh and love how the Steelers are playing. Haley is getting creative with the scheme the Offense is using.

Love how the backups tasked with starting are performing as well. Namely the plug in guys on the OL.

[steelerfan]

Am I missing something or does no one care about this Friday the 13th game that Steeler is posting about?

You just a fan following the production or actually working on the game SF? It looks nice!

Oh and love how the Steelers are playing. Haley is getting creative with the scheme the Offense is using.

Love how the backups tasked with starting are performing as well. Namely the plug in guys on the OL.

If you mean anyone "here", I would say that, in general, only myself, JB and bdoughty are really excited at all for F13. In general though, the game has received alot of hype (currently #2 on GameSpot's list of most anticipated games).

I'm simply a fan, following the development of the game. It's been great because the small teams at Gun/IllFonic have been very open with sharing things as the game is being developed. It's just something you don't see, at least to the level that they have done it.

I started watching the F13 movies when I was somewhere between 6 and 8 years old. I was terrified of Jason, lol. But as I got older, he became more of a villainous hero. By time I was in Junior High, my walls were covered with Jason posters.

So, for me, this game is THE game that I've wanted my entire life. Seeing how serious the devs are about everything they do (virtually every asset in the game - from chairs to lamps to rugs - has been taken from one of the movies) has been incredible for a lifelong fan like myself.

As for the Steelers, I have to give a tip of the hat to Haley. He has aggravated me at times, over the years, because he liked to get too cute in the Red Zone sometimes. This year, the Eagles anomaly aside, he has the Steelers machinery humming.

I agree, too, that the backups have performed well, even as the injuries mounted. 9 players were ruled out for the Jets game by last Friday. Hell, they had to put 2 guys on IR Saturday just to be able to have 46 healthy players to dress on Sunday. Hopefully they'll get healthier before the Patriots come calling in 2 weeks. [emoji4]

[jaymo76]

Just wishing Bdoughty a REAL Happy Thanksgiving!

He is one of the true Liberals out there and his love of Canadian healthcare is second to none.

[souljahbill]

Am I missing something or does no one care about this Friday the 13th game that Steeler is posting about?

You just a fan following the production or actually working on the game SF? It looks nice!

Oh and love how the Steelers are playing. Haley is getting creative with the scheme the Offense is using.

Love how the backups tasked with starting are performing as well. Namely the plug in guys on the OL.

Well, it's not that I don't care. I just don't have anything to contribute. I care because my friend cares (I do consider you guys friends).

[bdoughty]

Just wishing Bdoughty a REAL Happy Thanksgiving!

He is one of the true Liberals out there and his love of Canadian healthcare is second to none.

You have to watch a CFL doubleheader. That ain't real. Although... you do not have to watch the Cowboys on your Thanksgiving. We will call it a wash.

I am now a believer in Canadian Helath Care, as it saved the Jaymo family. I think I am going to go buy me some Obamacare now!

NO

[steelerfan]

Well, it's not that I don't care. I just don't have anything to contribute. I care because my friend cares (I do consider you guys friends).
I consider most of the guys on this site friends too. It's one of the nice things about smaller sites. At OS, it's just words on a screen because there are so many posters. It's impersonal. Here, I feel like I know quite a bit about everyone that posts regularly.

[SmoothPancakes]

Well, it's not that I don't care. I just don't have anything to contribute. I care because my friend cares (I do consider you guys friends).
Count me sort of in this category. I don't have anything to contribute in discussion of the game, but I am sure looking forward to it!

And yes, I consider many of you as friends. I've been friends with many of you on Facebook and Twitter for years, and have personally connected with you guys outside of this forum. I've texted with snoop, Jeff and others, talked via phone/bluetooth with a couple of you guys during our TGT nights on PS4.

Hell, I legitimately worry about you guys. When souljahbill posted those pictures of his home during the Louisiana flooding, I was truly concerned about his well being. Same with when natural disasters occur in other areas where we have guys living.

On OS, I know maybe 3 people on a "personal" level from playing The Division with them every night and being Facebook friends. Outside of that, I don't know a damn thing about anyone at OS. Here, we all have that personal connection that we can bullshit with each other, rile each other up, twist each others gears, and yet still get along just fine.

Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk

[steelerfan]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161011/a7ba7113617357fd110d6a4eb26f5838.jpg

Welp, looks like Cleveland is already eliminated from the playoffs. Thanks for playing and, next year, try to make it to mid-October before bowing out. [emoji38]

[bdoughty]

So um, Steeler and Smooth. Since OU did beat Texas, is there any way we can change the avatar to Obama minus the hook em?

Something like

http://i.imgur.com/HjA8aKX.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/5Zj84jb.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WGuzUcp.jpg

[Rudy]

I know nothing of the Friday game and have nothing to contribute either. But always enjoy the discussions guys!

[skipwondah33]

If you mean anyone "here", I would say that, in general, only myself, JB and bdoughty are really excited at all for F13. In general though, the game has received alot of hype (currently #2 on GameSpot's list of most anticipated games).

I'm simply a fan, following the development of the game. It's been great because the small teams at Gun/IllFonic have been very open with sharing things as the game is being developed. It's just something you don't see, at least to the level that they have done it.

I started watching the F13 movies when I was somewhere between 6 and 8 years old. I was terrified of Jason, lol. But as I got older, he became more of a villainous hero. By time I was in Junior High, my walls were covered with Jason posters.

So, for me, this game is THE game that I've wanted my entire life. Seeing how serious the devs are about everything they do (virtually every asset in the game - from chairs to lamps to rugs - has been taken from one of the movies) has been incredible for a lifelong fan like myself.

As for the Steelers, I have to give a tip of the hat to Haley. He has aggravated me at times, over the years, because he liked to get too cute in the Red Zone sometimes. This year, the Eagles anomaly aside, he has the Steelers machinery humming.

I agree, too, that the backups have performed well, even as the injuries mounted. 9 players were ruled out for the Jets game by last Friday. Hell, they had to put 2 guys on IR Saturday just to be able to have 46 healthy players to dress on Sunday. Hopefully they'll get healthier before the Patriots come calling in 2 weeks. [emoji4]Just was wondering because the game looks very solid already and hadn't heard or seen any posts about it until I read through the thread. Those images look great. Now I'm seeing it mentioned on Twitter.

I loved playing the game on Nintendo back in the day so I'll most likely check this one out.

Yeah Haley definitely has his moments. Those times when he rolls out the fake dive, double reverse from the 15-yd line or the WR Toss Pass. He out creates himself at times back then. When he's on though with Ben it's a thing of beauty to see them work. Really like what he is doing with the young TE's. Was unsure about that group, but I think both can be solid contributors. James has a chance to be really solid with his size receiving the ball.

The injuries are mounting up on both sides. Hopefully the Defense can weather the storm with Heyward out, namely the pass rush.

[morsdraconis]

First interview since I lost my job (yeah, I've been living off of unemployment for a while, but I've also been shooting for everything that could possibly not be IT Support). Sadly, it's IT Support, but, we'll see. I looked up the company and they aren't the best sounding stuff from their glassdoor profile, but we'll see. Not really nervous or anything. Just kinda hoping to find something I can enjoy doing and also pays well. Lacking college or certificates, $15-$18/hr is pretty good for me since the last job I had paid me 37k/year. Would be 31.2k to 37.4k/year which wouldn't be bad. Would get me back on track to being able to be financially secure again. But, I also worried about financial stuff over everything else last time I took a job and ended up miserable after 9 months or so because incompetence lead to my work load double or even sometimes tripling. I really hope that's not the case this time around and this place is as chill as my other place. That would be nice.

[steelerfan]

Good luck, mors.

[Rudy]

Good luck Mors.

[bdoughty]

Best of Luck Mors.


Also I found the perfect job for you, though it is in Maryland.

http://i.imgur.com/alN2889.jpg

[morsdraconis]

Best of Luck Mors.


Also I found the perfect job for you, though it is in Maryland.

http://i.imgur.com/alN2889.jpg

Damn... If I wasn't kind of stuck to WV right now, I would do that in a heartbeat!

[morsdraconis]

Good luck, mors.


Good luck Mors.

Thanks guys. It's only a temporary position, but it sounds like, if I bust my ass like I always do, I can easily get in as a permanent. They seem super disorganized though and it has me hesitant. But, like my friend told me, if nothing else, it gives me the ability to look for something else in the meantime and you always look more employable when you currently have a job.

[steelerfan]

:up:

[steelerfan]

So um, Steeler and Smooth. Since OU did beat Texas, is there any way we can change the avatar to Obama minus the hook em?

Something like

http://i.imgur.com/HjA8aKX.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/5Zj84jb.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WGuzUcp.jpg
I'd recommend this one.

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161012/ab56778a176b5996be5c8dd5b925cfa9.jpg

[bdoughty]

Nope, has to stay Obama. You had your chance to stick me with Hillary.

[SmoothPancakes]

Yeah, I'd probably only agree to a switch of a picture of Hillary doing the Ohio 'O'. :D

Though that Obama 'O' isn't bad.

Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk

[steelerfan]

Nope, has to stay Obama. You had your chance to stick me with Hillary.
Ok. I guess we'll just stand pat then. :)

[skipwondah33]

Best of Luck Mors.


Also I found the perfect job for you, though it is in Maryland.

http://i.imgur.com/alN2889.jpgSeen they also had a Network Admin position open as well. That wouldn't be a bad position for a company that sounds pretty cool to work for. Though I refuse to make the drive to even Frederick to work, let alone Rockville (which is about an additional 30 or so miles beyond). Know it doesn't compare to LA or NY traffic or some other cities, but that traffic on 70, 270 and 495 is brutal.

[steelerfan]

Nothing new but the video itself is.

https://youtu.be/FxLc-BCtteY

[bdoughty]

5 to 10 years ago, this would have been an Onion Article. Not an actual study.

http://heatst.com/world/your-pumpkin-spice-latte-is-overflowing-with-white-privilege-says-academic/

[jaymo76]

Thanks guys. It's only a temporary position, but it sounds like, if I bust my ass like I always do, I can easily get in as a permanent. They seem super disorganized though and it has me hesitant. But, like my friend told me, if nothing else, it gives me the ability to look for something else in the meantime and you always look more employable when you currently have a job.

So you were offered the position? If so, congrats!

[morsdraconis]

So you were offered the position? If so, congrats!

Yup. Offered yesterday and going through the process of filling out all the paper work and stuff. I wish I could find something not IT related to do with my life cause I'm kind of tired of working on help desks, but sadly, without all the other fancy paperwork saying I know how to do shit, it's what I'm relegated to.

[steelerfan]

Yup. Offered yesterday and going through the process of filling out all the paper work and stuff. I wish I could find something not IT related to do with my life cause I'm kind of tired of working on help desks, but sadly, without all the other fancy paperwork saying I know how to do shit, it's what I'm relegated to.
I'm glad to hear that you were able to land something, mors. As you said before, it gives you time to try and find something else (in a different field).


If you really despise what you do, don't give up trying to get out of it and into something different. I know how tough that can be. I've been through that. You'll break loose if you are persistent.

[steelerfan]

Friday the 13th has been delayed to early 2017 but a single player mode will be added, offline bots will be added, Tommy Jarvis will be a playable character, Packanack Lodge will be added.

Digital copy is now $40, up from $30.

http://m.ign.com/articles/2016/10/13/friday-the-13th-game-adds-single-player-will-be-delayed

[steelerfan]

To be clear, multiplayer will release early 2017 with Tommy Jarvis and Packanack Lodge. Single player DLC will release Summer 2017 with missions (taken from the movies) and offline bots.

[steelerfan]

If you preordered before today, you'll get the Summer 2017 single player DLC for free.

[steelerfan]

https://youtu.be/d3WVWgQ1iMw

[steelerfan]

Per that video above, EVERYONE who preordered before today's announcement will get 5 Beta keys.

[bdoughty]

Who called the 2017 delay? ------> This guy. I got my single player game, that is all I care about.

[bdoughty]

Forgot to add, just as in real life, Michael Myers beats Jason in video games too. You can actually play this DLC for Dead by Daylight when it arrives this Halloween.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVR5zTYx94Q

Halloween was a game on Atari 2600. Had to wait for the NES to play Friday The 13th. I like Jason but he can't hold a candle to Myers.

[steelerfan]

Who called the 2017 delay? ------> This guy. I got my single player game, that is all I care about.


Forgot to add, just as in real life, Michal Meyers beats Jason in video games too. You can actually play this DLC for Dead by Daylight when it arrives this Halloween.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVR5zTYx94Q

Halloween was a game on Atari 2600. Had to wait for the NES to play Friday The 13th. I like Jason but he can't hold a candle to Meyers.
Opinions are like assholes and you are one. :D

Michael is great but he's no Jason.

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161014/4d1b214dfb238ad3971bb4fe5e8bda06.jpg

Oh, and it was obvious a delay was coming. I'm just glad the delay is to add more content (which I will get for free) and will give me a Beta code which I was previously not eligible for. :)

[steelerfan]

By the way, you're wrong about waiting til NES for a F13 game. There was a 1985 or 86 game for Commodore 64, before that.

https://youtu.be/VPx2OTcatJ8

Oh, and it's so cute that Michael is DLC for a game not about him. Jason did that last year.

https://youtu.be/2sIOoxuWJg0

[steelerfan]

Fourth banner went up tonight.

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161014/6e7ce85c2b524dfe82db498b28a7b8ac.jpg

[emoji210] [emoji471] [emoji471] [emoji471] [emoji471] [emoji210]

[bdoughty]

By the way, you're wrong about waiting til NES for a F13 game. There was a 1985 or 86 game for Commodore 64, before that.

[url]https://youtu.be/VPx2OTcatJ8[/url

Never saw that one, nice catch.

This is the second DLC for Michael Myers. He was in COD a few years ago.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCyP2S6CZts

[steelerfan]

The is a Jason part 3 mod for Fallout 4. Just saw a clip last week.

[bdoughty]

The is a Jason part 3 mod for Fallout 4. Just saw a clip last week.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHEWJSqVHkA



Jason and Michael are both commonly seen in modded games.

[bdoughty]

Both have films coming out next year. I am more excited about Halloween (I say this with reservation as both appear to be reboots of moves that have already been rebooted) since John Carpenter is coming back to produce it and Rob Zombie and his crap-fests will have nothing to do with it. Still Friday still looks promising as we get to meet Jason's Dad and it goes back to the 80's but it feels like it might go down that Zombie hole where it becomes more about the family and Jason and less killing camp counselors and people having sex.

[steelerfan]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161014/09717f80065462a2c27f9ad72fc1a551.jpg

[steelerfan]

A couple of things today.

Chelsea were 3-0 winners over the fading champions, Leicester City, today. Good win for the Blues.

Also, Gun Media has said that the single player missions in F13 will be similar to Hitman. You will play as Jason and you will have targets to eliminate. Again, they said these missions will be lifted from the movies but I'm not exactly sure how that will work. The game will not have a full on campaign or story mode, they don't have the $ for that.

[bdoughty]

Also, Gun Media has said that the single player missions in F13 will be similar to Hitman. You will play as Jason and you will have targets to eliminate. Again, they said these missions will be lifted from the movies but I'm not exactly sure how that will work. The game will not have a full on campaign or story mode, they don't have the $ for that.

That is completely understandable. I was expecting something similar to the multiplayer with bots.

[steelerfan]

That is completely understandable. I was expecting something similar to the multiplayer with bots.
Well, yeah, there will be the multiplayer with bots. I didn't expect a full story mode, I was actually surprised to hear they were adding missions. I would have been completely content with an bot version of the multiplayer.

[steelerfan]

Heard about a bunch of tornadoes in Oregon. Hopefully, Nostradumbass didn't get swept away with Mama's trailer.

[steelerfan]

For clarity's sake, the F13 Game Twitter said that the release window is "Early 2017" (as the info graphic says) not "Spring 2017" (as the Kickstarter update said). "Spring" was a typo by Randy Greenback.

Hopefully, that means they intend to release the game before Spring.

[steelerfan]

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/10/16/sports/football/dennis-byrd-new-york-jets-dies.html?_r=0&referer=http://www.google.com/

[steelerfan]

Just when I praise Todd Haley, he let's me down again.

I'm not even close to blaming this loss on him, I'll put it on the mounting injuries and Tomlin LOVING to lose to ridiculous opponents every fucking year. However, the moment I knew Pittsburgh would lose today was the first series that Ben was out.

It was 3rd and 1 and fucking Haley decides it's a good idea to have Landry Jones throw the ball. Of course, Jones looked completely lost on the play and the Steelers had to punt. At that moment, it was 9-8 and I knew the Steelers were going to get beat. 3rd and 1 without Big Ben, run the fucking ball you idiot.

Shameful.

[Rudy]

I will take it! Shocked but happy. Not on TV in my market but followed it on twitter. Sounded like Miami players actually showed up! One thing I like about this coaching staff is they are benching players if they don't give good effort. Cut two bad OL after last week and benched Mario Williams at the start of this game for being lazy and soft last week. He's disappointed overall period.

[steelerfan]

Note my new signature.

Please go to Nostradumbass' thread and VOTE. NOW!

Together, we can make TGT great again!

[souljahbill]

Note my new signature.

Please go to Nostradumbass' thread and VOTE. NOW!

Together, we can make TGT great again!

LMAO

[bdoughty]

Can we presume that if Ram is banned you will allow this thread to be closed?

[steelerfan]

Can we presume that if Ram is banned you will allow this thread to be closed?
That is correct. I'll be happy to have that happen.

[Rudy]

Lol.

And Reshad Jones may be done for the year. One of the few great players on Miami. Best SS in the league imo. He's gotten better every year. Really improved his ball hawking the last two years. Great against the run. He played in Sunday with no practice due to a groin injury and now may have a torn rotator cuff.

[gschwendt]

Ram has now been banned. We now ask you to return to your regularly scheduled forum posting. I'm closing this thread.