The How Many Times Can Ram Be Wrong Thread

[ram29jackson]

Now for my "Hur durrrr, da NFL uz fixed, hur durr" Ramtarded picks.

lol you keep trying to say I dont know what i'm saying and look above.
the first game of the year and I'm already right. How the hell can I just be lucky and picking for the hell of when I keep getting it right vs the majority? Why didnt the rest who think its not staged pick the Broncos? It must mean I have a system that actually works.

what makes you think your random joke picks have anything to do with my evaluation? I picked mine for very specific reasons that I've explained in full more than once.
how can you be so stupid to think that the first game of the year, with a fresh no name QB, can come down to the final seconds on national tv?
damn,those sponsors are just freaking lucky I guess, huh?

go back to the thread and put what you really think with your so called football knowledge. Or are you afraid?
of course youll cheat now and not involve the Panthers when I already said they'd be lousy a month ago.

[bdoughty]

I dont need proof. Something either actually happened or it didnt. You dont need to prove truth. Truth stands on its own.

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Since you like researching things so much. You might want to research the difference between "Truth" and "Fact."

[SmoothPancakes]

Who won the pick em last year bitch? Your "system" can suck my first place balls.

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[ram29jackson]

@Smooth


Wildcard
Panthers beat Falcons
Seahawks beat Giants
Chiefs beat Texans
Bills beat Colts

Divisional
Cardinals beat Seahawks
Packers beat Panthers
Patriots beat Bills
Chiefs beat Steelers

Conference Championship
Packers beat Cardinals
Chiefs beat Patriots

Super Bowl
Packers beat Chiefs

ok,thats better. The Chiefs is ridiculous but at least you are trying.:up:

[ram29jackson]

Who won the pick em last year bitch? Your "system" can suck my first place balls.

no thanks, I just had some nachos.

you winning doesnt mean football isnt staged.My losing doesnt mean its not staged.I'm not denying you won the contest and I thanked you after it anyway.
Beating you was never my ultimate goal nor point But I was getting more picks right than you, based on games being staged, up till the last couple weeks when I chose the wrong scenario.
You cant call it luck 13 weeks in a row.My so called system was obviously working with very little effort. Will your logical mind ever start to process yet?

[ram29jackson]

Quote Originally Posted by bdoughty View Post
Pick four teams that should not make it to the AFC/NFC Championship game.
Hopes that one miraculously makes it to Super Bowl, not caring about the fate of the other three.
Thinks this will make him look like a genius.
Needs to think again.

try this:
The Bengals,Patriots,Chiefs,Seahawks,Packers,Cardinals ...6 teams

none of these teams will make it to the SB this year. Thats 6 chances to be wrong using teams everyone believes have a chance.
Of course youll just call it luck afterwords.

I'm sure 8 of my 12 are making the playoffs. No one else here will have that success rate.I wouldnt be surprised if they let the Chargers,Rams,Raiders in the first round but i'm hoping they dont get that cheesy.

..youll just call it luck afterwords..get it? luck

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[ram29jackson]

LOL what a load of scripted stupidity.
the Cowboys have a rookie QB and half the defense is injured or suspended but somehow almost win a game?
what a load of bullpucky!

[bdoughty]

..youll just call it luck afterwords..get it? luck

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Giving up 39 points to the Detroit Lions and lose at home. Ladies and Gentlemen, Ram's Super Bowl Champion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[ram29jackson]

yep, the Patriots just beat the Cardinals...bullshit!

no Brady, No Gronk, a rookie QB,his first fucking game ( rookie enough,dont bother me about his bench time) against a so called great defense and Passing game.

you guys should be pissed. But you are sedated enough to just sit there like fools " derp,anything can happen,derp"
I believe what ever the all mighty nfl sells me :sf:

I'm still picking against the Pats the next 4 games because they have to pull the rug from under you at some point.
you dont think about the fact they have Brady coming back in the same game on the same night as Jeff Gordon. How lucky for the tv networks you worship..how lucky...

the Rams anD Vikings should win next week because they want to make sure the new fans in LA and the Minn home crowd in the new stadium go home happy and buy stuff.

[ram29jackson]

Giving up 39 points to the Detroit Lions and lose at home. Ladies and Gentlemen, Ram's Super Bowl Champion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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:up: nice gif selection lol.

you forget every year the dramatic stories? is it week 17 yet?
plenty of episodes left in the nfl show...I'm missing the zombie thing right now..
the Colts are getting there no matter whether its by 8-8 or 15-1.
plenty of days ahead.

[SmoothPancakes]

Huh, that's funny. I see a bunch of words, but all I hear is "blah blah blah, I'm a smelly, dirty pirate hooker".

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[ram29jackson]

Huh, that's funny. I see a bunch of words, but all I hear is "blah blah blah, I'm a smelly, dirty pirate hooker".

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because you are afraid of reality.You need to remain as ignorant as possible to stay happy. I'm a pirate who takes showers anyway.
Since when do you hear text? I wish I could..or maybe not,that would be annoying.


and another thing.
QB is real hard? its the hardest position in sports? it takes 3 years to learn a system? you have to dumb it down for the new guy?
and yet in game one: Osweiler,Wentz,the Broncos QB, Dak,Garrowhateverthef**kallo all have good showings and 4 of them win their first game? ( yes Osweiller isnt that new,i dont care)
come on guys,wake up! stop buying the bullshit.
dont give me the shit about this or that team has a great defense or whatever. Its a made up myth. all these teams should have been dead in the third qtr in the real world.

8 fucking games come down to the final minute on the first fucking Thursday/Sunday and you think that's real life? really?

theyre setting you up to believe everyone can be 8-8 and you have no clue who's good and why.

[SmoothPancakes]

Shower eh? I'm amazed, you finally grew out of being bathed by Mother! I'm shocked! Our little ram might actually be growing up! Enjoy the puberty years little bucko!

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[SmoothPancakes]

no thanks, I just had some nachos.

you winning doesnt mean football isnt staged.My losing doesnt mean its not staged.I'm not denying you won the contest and I thanked you after it anyway.
Beating you was never my ultimate goal nor point But I was getting more picks right than you, based on games being staged, up till the last couple weeks when I chose the wrong scenario.
You cant call it luck 13 weeks in a row.My so called system was obviously working with very little effort. Will your logical mind ever start to process yet?

Well, looks like Mama's wrong again!

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You see, unlike you, I like to actually show and use proof for my claims, not just pull crazy batshit conspiracies out of my ass and claim them as facts.

You were not getting more games right than me "up until the last couple weeks", nor were you magically more right than me for 13 straight weeks. I had more right picks 8 times, you had more right 5 times, and we had the same number right 4 times. I was ahead of you in the standings for 11 straight weeks. It took you until week 11 to finally catch up to and jump me, and even that only lasted for 3 weeks before I reclaimed 1st place permanently.

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So yeah, your so called system actually wasn't doing much of jack shit.

I look forward to seeing "your proof" that you and your "system" were doing so great for 13 straight weeks until the very end. I can't wait to see what retarded excuse you pull out of your ass this time. I look forward to handing out another bitchslapping.

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[bdoughty]

Shower eh? I'm amazed, you finally grew out of being bathed by Mother! I'm shocked! Our little ram might actually be growing up! Enjoy the puberty years little bucko!

He overheard his mom and sister talking about about how good "shower head" was, so he got pretty excited.


Then really disappointed.

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[ram29jackson]

Shower eh? I'm amazed, you finally grew out of being bathed by Mother! I'm shocked! Our little ram might actually be growing up! Enjoy the puberty years little bucko!

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address the rookie QBs doing well when its such a hard position.
You avoid even the most remotely intellectual conversation for the most trivial matters.
and your jokes are 3rd grade level unoriginal.

you of course believe the wrestling movie that is the nfl.

the Rams move to LA,get the first pick, get a QB that appears to not be that good. They are of course the team picked for the fake,highly edited Hard Knocks...then lose in the worst way possible in week one! the only team to ever be shut out in week one!?
this is obviously so they can make a big deal out of it when the Rams start winning and get to the playoffs and SB over the next few years.
this is perfect for their mind numbing documentary/retrospective dramas.
the only reason the Cardinals and Rams games went the way they did was because all the money was on them to win.
I knew theyd screw you but I keep forgetting that the world is already so dumb, theyll pick the most extreme bull instead of something less unlikely like Jaguars vs Packers.

[SmoothPancakes]

Well, looks like Mama's wrong again!

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You see, unlike you, I like to actually show and use proof for my claims, not just pull crazy batshit conspiracies out of my ass and claim them as facts.

You were not getting more games right than me "up until the last couple weeks", nor were you magically more right than me for 13 straight weeks. I had more right picks 8 times, you had more right 5 times, and we had the same number right 4 times. I was ahead of you in the standings for 11 straight weeks. It took you until week 11 to finally catch up to and jump me, and even that only lasted for 3 weeks before I reclaimed 1st place permanently.

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So yeah, your so called system actually wasn't doing much of jack shit.

I look forward to seeing "your proof" that you and your "system" were doing so great for 13 straight weeks until the very end. I can't wait to see what retarded excuse you pull out of your ass this time. I look forward to handing out another bitchslapping.

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[souljahbill]

the Rams move to LA,get the first pick, get a QB that appears to not be that good. They are of course the team picked for the fake,highly edited Hard Knocks...then lose in the worst way possible in week one! the only team to ever be shut out in week one!?
this is obviously so they can make a big deal out of it when the Rams start winning and get to the playoffs and SB over the next few years.
this is perfect for their mind numbing documentary/retrospective dramas.
the only reason the Cardinals and Rams games went the way they did was because all the money was on them to win.
For the sake of argument, let's say the Rams make it in 3 years. No one is going to care that they lost badly in week 1 of this year. Stories don't have a long tail like that and that's a very uninteresting beginning to a story.

[SmoothPancakes]

address the rookie QBs doing well when its such a hard position.
You avoid even the most remotely intellectual conversation for the most trivial matters.
and your jokes are 3rd grade level unoriginal.

you of course believe the wrestling movie that is the nfl.

the Rams move to LA,get the first pick, get a QB that appears to not be that good. They are of course the team picked for the fake,highly edited Hard Knocks...then lose in the worst way possible in week one! the only team to ever be shut out in week one!?
this is obviously so they can make a big deal out of it when the Rams start winning and get to the playoffs and SB over the next few years.
this is perfect for their mind numbing documentary/retrospective dramas.
the only reason the Cardinals and Rams games went the way they did was because all the money was on them to win.
I knew theyd screw you but I keep forgetting that the world is already so dumb, theyll pick the most extreme bull instead of something less unlikely like Jaguars vs Packers.

Man, you just can't get anything right.

2009
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2006
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2003
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2000
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I am honestly shocked it doesn't physically hurt to be that stupid.

Oh, and by the way, that 2009 Rams team that got shut out week one? 1-15. The Rams haven't won more than 8 games since 2003. They haven't won more than 7 since 2006. I for one look forward to this magical Super Bowl run the Rams are going to make in the next 3 years. :)

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[ram29jackson]

the Rams move to LA,get the first pick, get a QB that appears to not be that good. They are of course the team picked for the fake,highly edited Hard Knocks...then lose in the worst way possible in week one! the only team to ever be shut out in week one!?


49ers Beat Rams In Their First Season-Opening Shutout In Franchise History

fine, this above is actually what happened. are you happy the best you can do is correct a trivial mistake? guess what,you still dont realize its staged no matter what.

regardless, its still a sensationalistic happening for all the media around the Rams their first season in LA.

move to LA.
Number one pick.
tv show.
get shut out first game.
resign a losing coach..?
its all sensationalistic, fictional bull---- to make you waste time thinking about it.
so they can make a documentary about their great comeback over the next 3 years because they will of course start winning before or after or both, in the new stadium.
you see this crap over and over and you are so dumbed down, you think its new every time? wake up!

They made the Seahawks play poorly and Russell get his fake ankle sprain so this game is set up for the Rams to still look good for their first home game in LA. You cant see that?
you dont see that? the incredible fucking timing of Russell being injured and the team sucks at home against the Dolphins while the Rams look bad? you think that's all just a coincidence?
there is no such thing as coincidence or luck. Those things do not exist.
its impossible to script games? then it must be impossible to make movies too...

[ram29jackson]

That's the great thing about the NFL, it's nearly impossible to pick, that's why I went on a limb with Buffalo. I felt like the trio of Tyrod, Watkins, and Shady would be very solid this year and the defense would be above average. Then week one happened, but at least it's only week one, but it's hard telling how effective Watkins is going to be going forward.

lol nearly impossible? its the same teams every year. The
Colts,Steelers,Giants,Cowboys,Packers,Broncos,Rave ns,Vikings, recent history Pats, always get in playoffs.
Its not remotely hard at all.

[SmoothPancakes]

Well, even that is false if you're looking at the entire Rams history, including their St. Louis years. As I posted above, they were shut out by Seattle in week 1 of the 2009 season.

Now, if that headline is referring to the 49ers getting their first ever shutout win in week 1 of a season, I could buy that as I didn't find any shutout wins for the 49ers through 2000 (when I quit looking back through past seasons).

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[souljahbill]

Man, you just can't get anything right.

2009
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2006
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2003
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2000
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I am honestly shocked it doesn't physically hurt to be that stupid.

Oh, and by the way, that 2009 Rams team that got shut out week one? 1-15. The Rams haven't won more than 8 games since 2003. They haven't won more than 7 since 2006. I for one look forward to this magical Super Bowl run the Rams are going to make in the next 3 years. :)

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Shit like this is why I love Ram being here and it being football season! Week after week of hilarious FACTUAL retorts to silly opinionated conspiracy theories.

[SmoothPancakes]

lol nearly impossible? its the same teams every year. The
Colts,Steelers,Giants,Cowboys,Packers,Broncos,Rave ns,Vikings, recent history Pats, always get in playoffs.
Its not remotely hard at all.

Colts - 13 times since 2000 - :check:

Steelers - 10 times since 2000 - :check:

Giants - 2011 last season making the playoffs, only 7 times since 2000 - :red-x:

Cowboys - 2014 last time, 2009 last before that, only 5 times since 2000 - :red-x:

Packers - 12 times since 2000 - :check:

Broncos - Only 9 times since 2015, so I award you .5 :check:

Ravens - 10 times since 2000 - :check:

Vikings - Only 6 times since 2000, 2009 and 2012 the last times before last year - :red-x:

Pats - 13 times since 2000 - :check:

So you get only a half-bullshit award for the claim that those teams "always" get in the playoffs. But hey! We're making progress! You're finally making some claims that actually have facts behind, not just pulling stupid shit out of your ass like normal!

Also, every single team has been to the playoffs at least once since 1999. The Bills have the longest postseason drought at 26 seasons.

Only 4 teams have playoff droughts of 10 seasons or longer, the Bills (16 years), Raiders (13), Browns (13) and Rams (11).

Every other team has been to the playoffs at least once in the last 8 years. 20 teams have been to the playoffs within the last three seasons. That's 62.5% of the league. So no, it's not the same teams every single year. But nice try. Here's a pat on the head. Now go play there little buckaroo.

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[SmoothPancakes]

Shit like this is why I love Ram being here and it being football season! Week after week of hilarious FACTUAL retorts to silly opinionated conspiracy theories.
Well, I figure someone's gotta fact check Nostradumbass, so I may as well hand out some verbal ass whoopings while I'm at it. :)

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[ram29jackson]

well,look at that.
I picked the Rams and Vikings purely on having their first home games at new homes.
It had nothing to do with supposed better teams or odds or anything. I was right.

had this been 3 years ago, I would have picked the Packers and Seattle. That is after
all supposed to be the logical choice, right?

its a show,its a movie. Youve seen it many times before and yet you keep getting stumped.
and then you lower yourselves even further,making fun of someone older than you,like foul mouthed 12 year olds.
how dare he bash my sacred sports! lol

next week is just going to be a mess. Theyve succeeded in making you believe any outcome they give you.
theyve turned college into the same bull since they added their cheesy playoffs.

lol at the Patriots.

[ram29jackson]

Shit like this is why I love Ram being here and it being football season! Week after week of hilarious FACTUAL retorts to silly opinionated conspiracy theories.

I already explained the mistake that was made above. Do you still need more 3rd grade level guidance?



49ers Beat Rams In Their First Season-Opening Shutout In Franchise history
here,read again and put that college sheep education to some use.^

I made a simple mistake.
And its the only thing you know how to confront because the rest is too difficult for you. Youve been trained well by your tv to just be
a sleepy apathetic drone

[ram29jackson]

I agree. No offence Ram butall arguments in this thread need to be about logic.

The Giants looked bad in the preseason but their high priced defence is much improved and with Cruz healthy and that rookie WR they are a good team. If theDolphins don't pound the Browns this weekend I will be really pissed. I hope Byron Maxwell tries to play within 5 yards of a WR in this game instead of setting up in the parking lot and not defending anything.

Logic? All you are doing is guessing and hoping about something already predetermined.

I already said the Giants would be in the playoffs before the season started. How they "looked" in the preseason is an irrelevant shell game

the Giants are the playoffs every 2.7 years.

[ram29jackson]

And I'm telling you that they won't. Listen to me.

They. Are. Terrible.

I'm so confident that they won't make the playoffs that I'd make a wager with you. Saints get in, I'll stop posting for 6 months. Saints fail to make it, you don't post for 6 months.

Put you theory where your mouth is. Put up or shut up.

why would I need to bet anything when its here in print what Ive said?
its already a fact that games are staged whether you know it or believe it.
The only thing in question after that is how they decide to move the shells.
If the Saints didnt make the playoffs,games are still staged.
I've already put up. Its all over this forum. You are 2 years behind.

terrible? you just saw the defense hold the Giants to 16 points. they scored over 30 in the previous game and lost by one. You dont even know how to analyze the sport you supposedly like.

the sad, pathetic hilarity in the whole thing is that if I won, I wouldnt make you stop posting for 6 months. Theres no need for that. I dont hate you.
Its just trivial sports talk.
But for you, theres some kind of animosity like you are being attacked. You are taking something personal that is external and has nothing to do with you.
and attacking and making fun of someone simply for having a view you dont like. who's the rational adult here?
youve been taught to call people crazy just because they dont have the same view as others/you. But you are supposed to be a free thinking,educated,rational adult,right?

its just sports talk and you are acting like its the most important sacred thing on earth and must be defended? wheres that paycheck for watching pro sports on tv, for you?
derp I dont get what he's saying so I'm going to blurt out the word conspiracy and laugh at him because thats what i've been taught to do derp

fine, I'll take the so called bet. I dont really need to because when the Saints win ,youll still make excuses and call it luck or just your stupid "football stuff happened" crap reasons.
but what ever.

[ram29jackson]

I love her sassy

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yes, another fantasy you guys cant seem to see through.
a 3rd string QB with hardly any experience gets a win?
the other team magically fumbles twice on special teams plays?

it takes 3 years to learn a system as a Qb but the 2nd and 3rd stringer just magically step in and get wins?

"dude,its because Belichick is a great coach, bro"

the nfl is a copy cat league but he's able to fool people for 15 years when everyone knows the same crap?
if he's that good,why isnt he working for the govt? football is too easy.

he's coaching against guys who worked for him and learned his stuff but they cant figure it out or plan against it?
are you seriously that gullible? can you think for yourself for one damn moment,ever?

did you even pay the slightest attention to #29 just letting Brissett go past him for the TD?

[bdoughty]

fine, I'll take the so called bet. I dont really need to because when the Saints win ,youll still make excuses and call it luck or just your stupid "football stuff happened" crap reasons.
but what ever.

Saved to prevent you from backing out later this morning.

Go Saints Opponents!

[souljahbill]

why would I need to bet anything when its here in print what Ive said?
its already a fact that games are staged whether you know it or believe it.
The only thing in question after that is how they decide to move the shells.
If the Saints didnt make the playoffs,games are still staged.
I've already put up. Its all over this forum. You are 2 years behind.

terrible? you just saw the defense hold the Giants to 16 points. they scored over 30 in the previous game and lost by one. You dont even know how to analyze the sport you supposedly like.

the sad, pathetic hilarity in the whole thing is that if I won, I wouldnt make you stop posting for 6 months. Theres no need for that. I dont hate you.
Its just trivial sports talk.
But for you, theres some kind of animosity like you are being attacked. You are taking something personal that is external and has nothing to do with you.
and attacking and making fun of someone simply for having a view you dont like. who's the rational adult here?
youve been taught to call people crazy just because they dont have the same view as others/you. But you are supposed to be a free thinking,educated,rational adult,right?

its just sports talk and you are acting like its the most important sacred thing on earth and must be defended? wheres that paycheck for watching pro sports on tv, for you?
derp I dont get what he's saying so I'm going to blurt out the word conspiracy and laugh at him because thats what i've been taught to do derp

fine, I'll take the so called bet. I dont really need to because when the Saints win ,youll still make excuses and call it luck or just your stupid "football stuff happened" crap reasons.
but what ever.

I take it personal for 2 reasons:

1) your theory is an insult to my professional career. You claim injuries are fake out side of an occasional, "Whoops, this wasn't in the script but we did it too hard and someone accidentally got hurt." That somehow, every athletic trainer is some actor in this grand scheme to fool people for entertainment yet you have NO CLUE how many hours we have to put into this job. How many late nights followed by early mornings we have to put in to get people to play. You don't know what it's like to work for a coach who's delusional and thinks that a player can play with damn near any injury "if their tough enough" or "want it bad enough" when a player can move their leg or shoulder. You don't know how many family events we miss out on because it's scheduled on a game day or you can't leave practice because there's just too much to do. You don't know what it's like to be in a room when a doctor tells a senior that 2 games into the season, his season is over because he has a grade 2 MCL sprain that'll probably require surgery. You don't know about any of that shit so yeah, I take it personal when you imply that injuries are fake and a part of grand illusion .

2) I also take it personal because you outright called me a liar or too dumb to be in the know when I talked about working in the training room at a D-1, FBS-level university. We NEVER got anything remotely resembling a script. No injuries were faked for the sake of drama. No games were staged for the sake of drama. None of this bullshit happened so to insinuate that I'm either lying to protect the integrity of the illusion or I'm just too dumb to recognize the scheme when I was doing injury evaluations and coordinating rehabs is an outright insult to me.

If you told this bullshit theory to my wife, she'd slap you in the face because she knows how much shit I have to do at work and to say it's just a trick for entertainment is a complete falsehood.

So yeah, it's personal.

[ram29jackson]

LSU-AU

of course you guys think those fantastic finishes are just meant to happen naturally every weekend lol.

[ram29jackson]

Saved to prevent you from backing out later this morning.

Go Saints Opponents!

you're the one thats been backing out the last two years.
I've made a valid case throughout while the only thing you are capable of is "stop,its not true,I dont want to hear it,conspiracy,conspiracy waaaa"

I'm a skeptic and conspiracies arent theories. They are common place every day events. Actually look up the word for once.

you live as a coincidence theorist. There is no such thing as a coincidence.

[SmoothPancakes]

you live as a coincidence theorist. There is no such thing as a coincidence.

Yes there is. It's right there!

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[ram29jackson]

Yes there is. It's right there!

thats how ignorant you are.
its not remarkable if it keeps happening.
you keep excusing everything I point out as a coincidence.

youve been taught to believe anything you dont understand or cant explain is a coincidence.
Everything happens for a designed reason, Everything.

you need a couple semesters of logic classes taught by people that actually possess critical thought and logic before you can even hope to keep up with me.
and stop acting like a nine year old with the oversized crap.

you are a great example of a dumb down sheep,American education.
you are a coincidence theorist. I am a critical thinking skeptic. You need to learn to question things.

only fools believe in chance.


wasnt it just amazing how they go from Elliot hurdling a player in the game to immediately have footage of him hurdling in high school or college? How lucky lol. Its a pre-planned
tv show.


Smooth, didnt you say you were Catholic or Something?
I can guarantee that God doesnt believe in coincidence. Why would you? Its a false ,human created term.
it definitely doesnt happen at televised events that cost and make millions to produce.

[bdoughty]

I can guarantee that God

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[souljahbill]

0-3
*walks away*

[ram29jackson]

0-3
*walks away*


LOL
0-3 means the impossible will happen again as it always does in the nfl.
every year they say "such and such has never happened"...and then it of course does happen.

next week they'll win and still only be one game behind in their own division. possibly two games behind Falcons.
They are absolutely fine.

you saw the Falcons win six in a row and then falter last year. Youve already seen the rams lead the division with no fucking offense to speak of and score multiple points the next week with crap for a QB.
the impossible keeps happening and you think some how it will get realistic now? LOL you have so much to learn grasshopper and you disrespect the wisdom filled teacher willing to help you.
The Saints are making the playoffs. The so called impossible will happen again in the nfl for the 2000th freaking time.

dont count any chickens yet......

this was only episode 3 of the great nfl fake football show.

[SmoothPancakes]

Naturally, ignoring the fact that only 12% of teams in NFL history have reached the playoffs after starting 0-2, and that in the 51 years since the dawn of the Super Bowl era, a whole whopping FIVE teams have EVER successfully reached the playoffs after an 0-3 start, the last being the 1998 Bills.

But yep, the Saints are a shoo-in! Just like the Giants have been guaranteed to make the playoffs for the past three years according to Nostradumbass. If only they could actually win more than 7 games.

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[ram29jackson]

lol and of course JJ Watt is out for the season..not final yet but what ever.

Texans host SB therefore thats going to happen. He isnt injured. He's paid to do what he's told.

but of course the Texans may still beat the Titans because its all about screwing bettors over no matter what.

I already said the Texans werent making the playoffs before the season started.

[SmoothPancakes]

lol and of course JJ Watt is out for the season..not final yet but what ever.

Texans host SB therefore thats going to happen. He isnt injured. He's paid to do what he's told.

but of course the Texans may still beat the Titans because its all about screwing bettors over no matter what.

I already said the Texans werent making the playoffs before the season started.

Well, what do you know, absolutely zero evidence to support such a claim yet again. :coffee:

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[souljahbill]

Well, what do you know, absolutely zero evidence to support such a claim yet again. :coffee:

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And he insults the integrity of the players and the medical staff once again.

He keeps bringing up bettors. If there was an actual script, SOMEBODY would send a copy of it to some bookie or tell their 3rd cousin how to bet in order to make an instant fortune. The fact that that doesn't happen would be a red flag to anyone with sense that staging games can't work.

[ram29jackson]

Well, what do you know, absolutely zero evidence to support such a claim yet again. :coffee:

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where is your evidence of any injury ?

you have nothing but faith in media to support your belief in a claim.

when are you going to develop any critical thinking skills?

[ram29jackson]

And he insults the integrity of the players and the medical staff once again.

He keeps bringing up bettors. If there was an actual script, SOMEBODY would send a copy of it to some bookie or tell their 3rd cousin how to bet in order to make an instant fortune. The fact that that doesn't happen would be a red flag to anyone with sense that staging games can't work.

how do you know who's betting and how much? you dont. who is going to tell you about it?

lol there is no integrity in multi-billion dollar business.



The fact that that doesn't happen would be a red flag to anyone with sense that staging games can't work.

not work? thats all you are watching is staged games. How can you be so inept that you cant see defenders just letting receivers catch balls?

how can you be so childish that you think games are supposed to come down to the final seconds every week?
its pure fantasy

[souljahbill]

how can you be so childish that you think games are supposed to come down to the final seconds every week?
its pure fantasy
GTFOH
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[ram29jackson]

Soulja...are you seriously that childish of an adult? and scale down the crap,its too large.
did you not expect the Steelers to win big? I did. The fact is,if the games played out for real,the above would be the norm. Maybe not that big a score but it would obvious who was winning in the 3rd qtr already.
in the Real world,there are not a hand full of close games every week. How in the hell is that so hard for you to actually realize?


you of course wont bring up the Saints unrealistic fantastic finish.
you of course wont bring up the Rams winning with absolutely no offense to speak of. Youll just come up with some dumb fucking football cliche with no logic to explain it.
you of course are unable to address Russ Wilson supposedly having a bad ankle and bad knee but hopping around like a bunny today.
Hoyer winning with the Bears?
pro sports is just childish,unrealistic nonsense now but they've dumbed you down so much,youll buy any outcome.

if you know so much Smooth,why didnt you pick the Steelers, Saints and Pats and Falcons like me? the fact I got those right cushioned the blow of the games they let sorta play out semi realistically lol.
I dont even have to know who's good to play a numbers game of getting picks right. If I were just stabbing, I'd be 6 behind and not just 3.
your foolish thought is i'm just stabbing lol. If I were stabbing, I wouldnt pick the Steelers, Bengals and Cardinals like everyone else.
Since I know its staged, my thoughts are ,ok,which games are they trying screw you with and what story do they want to tell.
it was too obvious the Pats were losing today with injured back ups and a Bills getting a new offensive coach after a Thursday game.

the nfl will have a bunch of teams go 9-7 and we'll be picking the wrong teams every other week lol..
and youll still buy all the crap they sell you because you enjoy being fooled.

[SmoothPancakes]

And these magical picks of yours are where? Or is this another of your retarded "I picked these right!" claims made AFTER the games are over?

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[ram29jackson]

1) your theory is an insult to my professional career. You claim injuries are fake out side of an occasional, "Whoops, this wasn't in the script but we did it too hard and someone accidentally got hurt." That somehow, every athletic trainer is some actor in this grand scheme to fool people for entertainment yet you have NO CLUE how many hours we have to put into this job.


I didnt say occasional anything. Jocks get injured and the trainers are real. That doesnt mean injuries aren't fake/d.



Bridgewaters and Peterson's are fake, No question about it.
and dont be Surprised if Bradford ends up with an injury before the Trade deadline and Kaepernick shows up.

[SmoothPancakes]

I didnt say occasional anything. Jocks get injured and the trainers are real. That doesnt mean injuries aren't fake/d.



Bridgewaters and Peterson's are fake, No question about it.
and dont be Surprised if Bradford ends up with an injury before the Trade deadline and Kaepernick shows up.
No doubt about it, and yet, gasp!, still zero proof to back the claim up.

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[souljahbill]

I didnt say occasional anything. Jocks get injured and the trainers are real. That doesnt mean injuries aren't fake/d.



Bridgewaters and Peterson's are fake, No question about it.
and dont be Surprised if Bradford ends up with an injury before the Trade deadline and Kaepernick shows up.

Funny that you say Bridgewater's injury is fake yet in my professional circle, I'm hearing that it was so bad that Bridgewater won't be back by the start of next year since his lower leg was on top of his upper leg. I wonder who I'll believe...

[ram29jackson]

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[bdoughty]

Please do not use images quoting a book that you and the image creator obviously never read or just misunderstood. In the book Collin Kaepernick would never be allowed to take a knee during the anthem, as that is the individualism that the "inner party" persecuted as a thought crime. Even the NFL allows end zone celebrations, up to a point, which would once again be a no-no. I could list a few dozen more examples but it's not worth the time, especially since it is a heavily edited quote to begin with.

What was actually said...


“Heavy physical work, the care of home and children, petty quarrels with neighbors, films, football, beer, and above all, gambling filled up the horizon of their minds. To keep them in control was not difficult…. All that was required of them was a primitive patriotism which could be appealed to whenever it was necessary to make them accept longer working hours or shorter rations. And when they become discontented, as they sometimes did, their discontentment led nowhere, because being without general ideas, they could only focus it on petty specific grievances.”

The fact that you tried to have a thought is the only crime here.

P.S. Orwell was British, as was the setting of the book, so it's not even the right "Football Match" in the picture.

[souljahbill]

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[SmoothPancakes]

Savaged!

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[bdoughty]

The silence of the Ram.

Must be catching up on some reading. :popcorn:

[baseballplyrmvp]

The silence of the Ram.

Must be catching up on some reading. :popcorn:


Asian schoolboy sock porn?

[ram29jackson]

NY-GB

so lets get this straight..

the Giants have intercepted twice and the Packers are missing 2 starting CBs vs a team with 3 great wide receivers
but the Packers are winning as of now?

its amazing you buy these stupid narratives like children at story time LOL

at least they got the Falcons game right. You are supposed to win games when average almost 3o against a team with no offense.

so why didnt you football junkies pick that game right?

[bdoughty]

its amazing you buy these stupid narratives like children at story time LOL

This from a guy who posts literary quotes found on a Google image search. At least the children at story time were smart enough to listen and not speak.

[ram29jackson]

did you fools actually believe how Ginn just acted like he couldnt reach for the fumbled punt return?

why dont you actually rewind that a few times and study what poor acting looks like lol

its amazing how these millionaire elite jocks keep running into each other on special teams just like the Atlanta-Saints game.

[bdoughty]

why dont you actually rewind that a few times and study what poor acting looks like lol

Congrats on breaking the "Space Time Continuum."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc-xX0vvmxk

Pretty sore most people here have better things to do than rewinding a football game looking for plot holes.



you fools

Plato said it best, "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something."

[ram29jackson]

lol another unrealistic fantastic finish that you lick up like clueless dogs.

so basically,whether a game is exciting or boring by your pathetic standards they should all naturally come down to the final play?

this game should have been more boring but it was so convenient he missed the other field goals so the final moment had more drama!

and oh what convenient luck that the penalty was called right before that to bring them closer for the kick lol

but no, you dont bother thinking critically about it all. Nope,you need,need to believe the drama is real.

but hey,the Panthers suck like I said they would before the season started.

[ram29jackson]

how can you be so foolish to believe this was accidental?

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[souljahbill]

so basically,whether a game is exciting or boring by your pathetic standards they should all naturally come down to the final play?


Of the 14 games played in week 5, 1/2 were won by at least 2 scores.

So in half the games, the final play didn't even matter.

Half < All

[ram29jackson]

LOLOL

the Raptors played the Cavaliers in this last seasons Eastern conference finals and

now,look, what a coincidence. The Blue Jays vs Indians in the ALCS.

how dumb are you to think its just coincidence that these two cities get all the unicorns and rainbows.

you really think life is supposed to be that magically perfect? the same fucking cities twice in two sports in the same year,
with 3 leagues of about 90 teams to compete with for those spots?

Stop thinking like children.

[souljahbill]

LOLOL

the Raptors played the Cavaliers in this last seasons Eastern conference finals and

now,look, what a coincidence. The Blue Jays vs Indians in the ALCS.

how dumb are you to think its just coincidence that these two cities get all the unicorns and rainbows.

you really think life is supposed to be that magically perfect? the same fucking cities twice in two sports in the same year,
with 3 leagues of about 90 teams to compete with for those spots?

Stop thinking like children.

Unlike the Cavs and Raptors, no one cares about either team. MLB would make more money milking Big Papi and the Red Sox. Whoops!

[bdoughty]

now,look, what a coincidence. The Blue Jays vs Indians in the ALCS..

The Blue Jays were in last years ALCS. What is your point? Is there an a point? What great tragedies, outside of having live in the same city as the Browns have caused this rift in the AL Central that had the Royals and Indians flip the script?

[souljahbill]

The Blue Jays were in last years ALCS. What is your point? Is there an a point? What great tragedies, outside of having live in the same city as the Browns have caused this rift in the AL Central that had the Royals and Indians flip the script?

Ferguson was appeased.

[bdoughty]

Bill posted his reply at 6:15
I posted my reply at 6:16

Coincidence?

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[souljahbill]

Bill posted his reply at 6:15
I posted my reply at 6:16

Coincidence?

Powered by vBulletin, more like scripted by vBulletin.

No such thing as coincidence. Everything in life is controlled by someone.

[SmoothPancakes]

No such thing as coincidence. Everything in life is controlled by someone.
Such as Ram's computer being controlled by Mother and only allowed to be turned on for so long each week.

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[souljahbill]

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[ram29jackson]

Soulja fails to understand that applies to all of you. I'm the one giving the knowledge.

who got more picks right today? the guy who doesnt believe in coincidence.
the guy who thinks its predetermined.
lol you are the one having trouble with change.


Of the 14 games played in week 5, 1/2 were won by at least 2 scores.

So in half the games, the final play didn't even matter.

Half < All
you are like a simplistic 5 year old who takes things only literally. The fact of the matter is too many games come down to the final 2 minutes or closer
than would if the games were real. It should have been none of the games for a month. Real life isnt that exciting. You think half is low number? thats still too efing much if you are intelligent and grasp reality. You are proof college is a waste of money. You just go to learn to obey authority.

oh and today was just as unrealistic as ever...how lucky they are that the night game goes into overtime.

lol I just dont get it. You are supposed to be an adult and yet you need the most basic things explained to you in the most simplistic terms and you still dont have the reading comprehension
to figure it out. You went to college?

you dont know the difference between knowledge and just parroting back what someone told you to think. I'm the one actually thinking for myself and gaining knowledge.

[ram29jackson]

Congrats on breaking the "Space Time Continuum."

congrats on choosing to remain ignorant without doing any research

[bdoughty]

congrats on choosing to remain ignorant without doing any research

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[SmoothPancakes]

And yet, for all these picks you supposedly get right, you're not in first place yet again. You sniffed my ass all last season on the leaderboard and you're sniffing someone's ass again this season. Oh yeah, and you're tied with me currently in the standings. So much for your amazing all knowing picks and the rest of us just being a bunch of know nothing neanderthals. :eyeroll:

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[bdoughty]

You are proof college is a waste of money.

One can get you a job as an athletic trainer.
The other can get you a job selling athletic trainers.

[SmoothPancakes]

you dont know the difference between knowledge and just parroting back what someone told you to think.

Says the one who only believes this retarded shit because some con on the internet tricked your dumb ass into pissing away money on his books.

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[souljahbill]

Soulja fails to understand that applies to all of you. I'm the one giving the knowledge.

who got more picks right today? the guy who doesnt believe in coincidence.
the guy who thinks its predetermined.
lol you are the one having trouble with change.


you are like a simplistic 5 year old who takes things only literally. The fact of the matter is too many games come down to the final 2 minutes or closer
than would if the games were real. It should have been none of the games for a month. Real life isnt that exciting. You think half is low number? thats still too efing much if you are intelligent and grasp reality. You are proof college is a waste of money. You just go to learn to obey authority.

oh and today was just as unrealistic as ever...how lucky they are that the night game goes into overtime.

lol I just dont get it. You are supposed to be an adult and yet you need the most basic things explained to you in the most simplistic terms and you still dont have the reading comprehension
to figure it out. You went to college?

you dont know the difference between knowledge and just parroting back what someone told you to think. I'm the one actually thinking for myself and gaining knowledge.

1) You're not giving knowledge or spouting wisdom.

2) There's only 1 thing that's constant in the universe. Change. I'm comfortable with change. It happens.

3) I have a pretty exciting life. I travel regularly. I engage in conversation with intelligent people (you not being one of them). I teach kids how to think (not what to think) everyday. I have a great wife. Awesome dogs. Maybe your life isn't exciting but that's probably because you're dumb.

4) You clearly don't understand that the rules of sport leagues skew towards parity and Bell curves dictate that most things are in the middle with standard deviations towards both ends lessening. I learned that in college. A place I graduated from. Twice.

5) College encourages free thinking. You'd know that if you went. The military is about obeying authority.

6) Funny how you're telling me that I'm parroting how other people tell me how to think about sports when NO ONE has ever done that in my life. Wait. One person has. You. Hypocrisy at its finest.

7) If your theory was so concrete, I'm sure you would have convinced at least 1 other person, at some point, to see your line of thinking but you haven't. Do you know why? Because not 1, not a single 1, of your claims have had any merit or legitimate evidence to back it up.

8) You're a dumbass.

[gschwendt]

Serious question, I'll leave it up to the group:

Are we ready to ban ram yet? If so, I'm ready to do it.

I'll only take public replies here, no PMs. I'll take the results after 24 hours. If the vote is no, he's safe until the end of the NFL season. If it's yes, he's gone for a year.

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[souljahbill]

https://youtu.be/bT90D0GKZRM

[steelerfan]

Serious question, I'll leave it up to the group:

Are we ready to ban ram yet? If so, I'm ready to do it.

I'll only take public replies here, no PMs. I'll take the results after 24 hours. If the vote is no, he's safe until the end of the NFL season. If it's yes, he's gone for a year.

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Yes, please.

[ram29jackson]

--Can anyone explain to me why Sergio Romo was laughing prior to getting yanked just after he gave up Ben Zobrist's two-run double in the 9th inning the SF Giants historic Game 4 loss to the Chicago Cubs? Is this a legitimate reaction to what just occurred on the field, or a telltale sign of the reality of sports?
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[ram29jackson]

no call....

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[souljahbill]

no call....

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Play it in real time and I'm sure you'll see how easy it would be to miss by a human being.

[bdoughty]

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[SmoothPancakes]

Serious question, I'll leave it up to the group:

Are we ready to ban ram yet? If so, I'm ready to do it.

I'll only take public replies here, no PMs. I'll take the results after 24 hours. If the vote is no, he's safe until the end of the NFL season. If it's yes, he's gone for a year.

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You wouldn't think so, but to actually say yes is sort of a tough choice. I mean, I'm not going to mince words, we're a pretty damn small community here. With the death of the NCAA series, we've slowly whittled down to only a handful of regular posters outside of those taking part in the online dynasty forums. So to ban Ram would only make that number smaller.

On the other hand, looking at things objectively, would banning Ram hurt this site anymore than the declining number of posters over the years? You look around at the various threads and posts over the last year, two years, three years, what has Ram contributed to this site recently? Nothing but repeated conspiracy crap and various crap remarks at all of us.

Now I'm not going to play innocent, I've said many things to Ram over the years that could certainly be deemed personal attacks and other rule violations, but I at least do my best to contribute elsewhere, with the weekly college football threads, in the NFL thread, posting info on upcoming games, DLC and updates when I come across them, helping live post during E3 conferences and even using this site to post and share updates on my dynasties and franchises, when I could easily use OS or some other site.

All Ram ever seems to contribute is claims that we're all ignorant sheep and repeatedly blathering on about conspiracy this and fixed that without ever providing anything that would meet the standards of empirical and scientific evidence.

While Ram does at least stoke some discussion and debate with his nutjob thread, it doesn't mean that the discussion and debate is needed. It might make the place seem just a bit smaller without Ram posting every week without fail, but when those posts contribute nothing of value, I find myself voting for banning him and bring this conspiracy absurdity to a long needed end, at the very least, for the rest of the year/football season, if not for good.

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[gschwendt]

It is done. I am closing this thread because it's purpose is no longer needed.