Iowa student called 'world's drunkest college student'

[JBHuskers]

http://www.ketv.com/news/local-news/iowa-student-called-worlds-drunkest-college-student/-/9674510/21757406/-/i5ynrhz/-/index.html

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Police said 22-year-old Samantha Goudie tried to get onto the field before the game Saturday, and they arrested her for public intoxication.

According to police, she registered a blood alcohol level of .341, more than four times the legal limit for driving.

She goes by the name Vodka-samm on Twitter, and has posted several tweets about the arrest, writing, among other things, "I'm going to get .341 tattooed on me because its so epic."

Now media outlets like the New York Post and the Daily Mail in the United Kingdom are proclaiming her "the world's drunkest college student."

Other Iowa students said the incident doesn't help Iowa's reputation as a party school.

An editorial in the Daily Iowan newspaper talks about the drinking culture in Iowa City, writing, "The unfortunate truth is that Vodka-samm isn't the problem, but merely a symptom."

The university has not commented.

[JBHuskers]

What is the over / under on the calendar that she:

a) dies

b) gets knocked up

Her Twitter feed seems to have disappeared already :D

[morsdraconis]

I don't know, she's fairly pretty so I'd say it's B and probably sometime soon. Her being "famous" and all means she'll probably get fucked by some useless fuck and get pregnant.

[steelerfan]

I'm on my way, young lady! I love you! :p

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

[psusnoop]

I'm on my way, young lady! I love you! :p

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

Lmao :D:D

[morsdraconis]

:D :D :D :D

[SCClassof93]

I'm on my way, young lady! I love you! :p

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

Careful, from the pic it looks like she plows through prescription meds and tums :D

[psusnoop]

Careful, from the pic it looks like she plows through prescription meds and tums :D

Never a concern for one evening :nod:

[SCClassof93]

Never a concern for one evening :nod:

Crazy does not need an entire evening :D
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[Stan HAMsen]

I hope she gets the tattoo. Some local shop should donate their work to make sure that this tremendous achievement is properly memorialized.

[steelerfan]

I hope she gets the tattoo. Some local shop should donate their work to make sure that this tremendous achievement is properly memorialized.

One Thursday night with :sf: and the tattoo would be taken care of.

I'd even be willing to send her back to Iowa with a :sf: Pediatric Health Facilitator.

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I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

[JBHuskers]

:D this thread wins. And I'd plow the shit out of her.

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[bdoughty]

http://i.imgur.com/qgsxeEj.png

Nice Mug Shot. Random tattage, so throwing another one is not going to hurt her image.

http://i.imgur.com/NN49Bi4.jpg

[cdj]

She is the Johnny Manziel of party schools. (http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/08/06/university-of-iowa-is-top-party-school/) Without her, Iowa likely isn't even in the top ten.


Also, her Twitter account is back up and running drinking (https://twitter.com/vodka_samm).

[JBHuskers]

Epic mug shot. What a hot mess :D at least they're near the unisex toilet.

[JBHuskers]

Burning question of the day....I'll let you know if I get an answer.

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[Stan HAMsen]

Her twitter is pretty funny if you scroll past all the post-publicity tweet/re-tweeets and stuff.

[oweb26]

Her twitter is pretty funny if you scroll past all the post-publicity tweet/re-tweeets and stuff.


:+1:

It is pretty damn funny!

I have to go with another poster, I would have loved to be with her for one night, she would probably be irritating for anything more than that though.

[JBHuskers]

I've heard from some locals that the Hawkeye Vodka she's posing with is like two steps below rail vodka. :D

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[Stan HAMsen]

Bottle looks plastic.

I think everybody knows that only really classy liquor comes in plastic bottles.

[SCClassof93]

I can't tell Stan.....a whole nickel to turn it in whatever it is :D
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/33/Hawkeye_vodka.jpg/254px-Hawkeye_vodka.jpg

[bjrod9]

:D this thread wins. And I'd plow the shit out of her.

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I might put the tip in and just leave. That's about it.

[Stan HAMsen]

If Hawkeye Vodka hasn't sent her, like, a case of those halter-tops/girly t-shirts/whatever with their logo, they're missing a huge opportunity.

[Stan HAMsen]

*This post has been brought to you by a slow day at the office.

To give a little perspective on .341, according to wikipedia (aka the most reliable source ever), the normal level for body water in the blood is .806.

[morsdraconis]

The dumb bitch is lucky she didn't die. That's VERY near death from alcohol poisoning.

[OSUCowboyofMD]

Who's willing to donate her a new liver? :dunno: lol

[JBHuskers]

If Hawkeye Vodka hasn't sent her, like, a case of those halter-tops/girly t-shirts/whatever with their logo, they're missing a huge opportunity.

Shit a case of that cheap ass vodka would make her happy. That's like $6 for a 1.75 :D


The dumb bitch is lucky she didn't die. That's VERY near death from alcohol poisoning.

I think past tolerance kept her from that. If she just out of the blue went .341, then near death.

[cdj]

Direct Message to JBHuskers: What in the hell did you tweet to her? She deactivated her account again.

[SCClassof93]

Direct Message to JBHuskers: What in the hell did you tweet to her? She deactivated her account again.

Something about latex, peanut butter, corn-on-the-cob and a yard gnome I bet. Sicko :D

[morsdraconis]

:D :D :D

[JBHuskers]

Direct Message to JBHuskers: What in the hell did you tweet to her? She deactivated her account again.

I posted what I tweeted.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s3vHFyybxk

[bdoughty]

Direct Message to JBHuskers: What in the hell did you tweet to her? She deactivated her account again.

Charlie Sheen was spamming her Twitter account trying to get her to come out to LA for an "audition."

[OSUCowboyofMD]

Ohh you guys man :D :D :D