Never Sleeping Again! [Archive] - The Gaming Tailgate

dhook27

07-18-2013, 01:24 AM

bdoughty

07-18-2013, 05:07 AM

So in the middle of the night im just on YouTube when I feel something crawl on me in the DARK. Fucking creeped out as fuck i run to turn on my light and see a FUCKING EARWHIG i fucking HATE EARWHIGS. So then i just go down stairs and just sleep on the couch. So anybody have any similar experiences with some bug crawling on you and then you get creeped out?

Do a search for Brown Recluse bites and you might never close your eyes again. Had a friend who lived out the country that got bit by one who snuck in his work boot. Not a pretty sight.

This should help you sleep.

http://i.imgur.com/sqEdNib.jpg

countryboy

07-18-2013, 05:21 AM

One time I woke up in the middle of the night to a fat chick laying next to me. Gave up drinking and sleep after that. :)

oweb26

07-18-2013, 05:34 AM

One time I woke up in the middle of the night to a fat chick laying next to me. Gave up drinking and sleep after that. :)

I have had this exact same problem before!! :D

SCClassof93

07-18-2013, 06:58 AM

Do a search for Brown Recluse bites and you might never close your eyes again. Had a friend who lived out the country that got bit by one who snuck in his work boot. Not a pretty sight.

This should help you sleep.

http://i.imgur.com/sqEdNib.jpg

Not clicking that. They have something called the "Hobo" Spider out here B and apparently they are aggressive and love to move into basements and ground floors.

SCClassof93

07-18-2013, 07:00 AM

One time I woke up in the middle of the night to a fat chick laying next to me. Gave up drinking and sleep after that. :)

Sadly, back in college excessive drinking turned into an episode of "hoggin" for me also:fp: Never again :smh:

oweb26

07-18-2013, 07:35 AM

Everyone has been with that one chick they wish they wouldn't have...

souljahbill

07-18-2013, 08:02 AM

Everyone has been with that one chick they wish they wouldn't have...

My chick like that wasn't fat. In fact, she was fine as hell. She was just bi-polar. Not in a "she's loud when she's mad" way. I mean in the "a psychiatrist prescribes meds and has to go to counseling" way.

oweb26

07-18-2013, 08:17 AM

My chick like that wasn't fat. In fact, she was fine as hell. She was just bi-polar. Not in a "she's loud when she's mad" way. I mean in the "a psychiatrist prescribes meds and has to go to counseling" way.

She sounds like a good time to me....:D

Needless to say I have more than one under my belt

skipwondah33

07-18-2013, 08:21 AM

She sounds like a good time to me....:D
....until you really find out why she was diagnosed and prescribed meds for lol

Knew a chick in that situation too...man :smh:

souljahbill

07-18-2013, 09:14 AM

She sounds like a good time to me....:D

Needless to say I have more than one under my belt

Well, the good was REALLY good but definitely not worth the hassle of the bad because the bad was REALLY REALLY bad.

countryboy

07-18-2013, 06:02 PM

Sadly, back in college excessive drinking turned into an episode of "hoggin" for me also:fp: Never again :smh:

LOL..."hoggin"

countryboy

07-18-2013, 06:02 PM

Everyone has been with that one chick they wish they wouldn't have...

Hell..I married one chick that I wish I wouldn't have.

oweb26

07-18-2013, 06:31 PM

And....countryboy wins!!!! LOL

countryboy

07-19-2013, 05:25 AM

Yes!! :clap:

bdoughty

07-19-2013, 05:36 AM

Yes!! :clap:

Claim your prize.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/BCRoff/FatChicks.jpg

They broke the Official TGT Bumper Dumper, so unfortunately there will be no prize. :(

dhook27

07-19-2013, 10:27 AM

Claim your prize.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/BCRoff/FatChicks.jpg

They broke the Official TGT Bumper Dumper, so unfortunately there will be no prize. :(

Holy Shit talk about slow metabolism:D

SCClassof93

07-19-2013, 12:52 PM

Claim your prize.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/BCRoff/FatChicks.jpg

They broke the Official TGT Bumper Dumper, so unfortunately there will be no prize. :(

poor truck :fp:

psusnoop

07-23-2013, 06:22 AM

Well, the good was REALLY good but definitely not worth the hassle of the bad because the bad was REALLY REALLY bad.

Bill this is a perfect example of what bad could have been :smh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEPoO08IMog

steelerfan

07-23-2013, 07:02 AM

Fuck. That. Bitch.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

psusnoop

07-23-2013, 07:58 AM

Fuck. That. Bitch.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

Her ass would have been walking somewhere that's for sure. No way I'd listen to all of that!

oweb26

07-23-2013, 07:59 AM

I only watched like 2 min before I was thinking the same thing.

morsdraconis

07-23-2013, 09:36 AM

Wow. That bitch needs to die. Spoiled little cunt.

SCClassof93

07-23-2013, 09:47 AM

A day on the lake.

Small boat $4500
Pack of cigarettes for your wife $4
Ten concrete blocks $19
Some rope $8

Coming home alone Priceless

souljahbill

07-23-2013, 02:51 PM

Bill this is a perfect example of what bad could have been :smh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEPoO08IMog

*flashbacks to fits of mania*

.........Yeah, something like that.

skipwondah33

07-23-2013, 03:34 PM

Damn I'm late. Was coming to this exact thread to post this in for SB lol

Tell you what though....she must give one helluva mean BJ. I mean a helluva one

oweb26

07-23-2013, 04:52 PM

A day on the lake.

Small boat $4500
Pack of cigarettes for your wife $4
Ten concrete blocks $19
Some rope $8

Coming home alone Priceless

Classic

SCClassof93

07-23-2013, 04:54 PM

Classic

glad someone appreciates my feeble attempts at humor :D

:glare: at the rest of you

bdoughty

07-23-2013, 04:56 PM

She acted batshit crazy but he was egging it on a bit. I would have been more interested to see why he started the video at that exact point.

oweb26

07-23-2013, 05:27 PM

She acted batshit crazy but he was egging it on a bit. I would have been more interested to see why he started the video at that exact point.

AHHH stop over thinking the youtube video. HA HA

bdoughty

07-23-2013, 07:11 PM

AHHH stop over thinking the youtube video. HA HA

Thanks Ram (you know darn well that is what he would have posted) but this is a 30 year old woman, not a young male teen wearing long socks having a hissy fit about not making the first team on the tennis squad, so I do appreciate you filling in.