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JBHuskers
04-04-2013, 03:51 PM
:D :D :D :D

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2013/04/03/bored-59-year-old-in-china-inserts-length-of-wire-into-his-anus-ends-up-on-the-operating-table/

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Now here’s a tale that will have you squirming in your seat: a 59-year-old man from Xiaogan, China has ended up going under the knife after inserting a 20cm-long length of wire into his colon. When asked why he would do such a thing, the man commented that he had simply been “bored” but then found that he could not remove the wire once he had fed it all the way in.


In an incident that gives new meaning to the phrase “bored to tears”, a Xiaogan resident known only as “Mr. Yang” inserted the 8mm-thick length of wire into his anus in order to kill his tedium.

Unsurprisingly, the wire began to cause the anal experimenter severe discomfort shortly after the end disappeared into his sphincter. Despite the pangs of pain, Yang decided to leave the wire where it was in the hope that he would pass it out along with his next bowel movement. Alas, it was not to be; two days later the wire was still firmly lodged in place and the pain was worsening. Left with no other option, Yang took himself off to a nearby hospital and explained his embarrassing predicament to the medical staff there.

Unable to retract the wire, doctors resolved to send the man to neighbouring hospital whose specialist colorectal ward might be better equipped to handle its removal. There, an X-ray image was taken which revealed that the wire had become completely bent over, lodging itself firmly inside the man. It soon became clear that no amount of lubrication and pulling would work; it was time to operate.

After making a small incision in the man’s belly, surgeons were able to locate the wire inside him. The decision was made to enter the hole in his stomach and cut the wire in two, removing one half through the incision while pulling the remainder back the way it had originally been inserted.

According to Mr. Yang’s family, this was the second time that he had inserted a foreign object into his body, suggesting that he may be suffering from stress or some form of mental anguish. Let’s hope that this incident has taught the man that counselling and the full and frank discussion of our problems will always be far less painful and embarrassing than actions that result in major surgery.

Deuce
04-04-2013, 03:52 PM
WTF? :smh:

AustinWolv
04-04-2013, 04:10 PM
My wife is a RN. She and her friends/co-workers know of a laundry list of items that have had to been removed, and the X-rays are always a source of entertainment. If you are into black humor, cops and nurses are fun to hang out with...........anyway, most items weren't done out of boredom, unlike "Mr. Yang".

ram29jackson
04-04-2013, 04:27 PM
thats not boredom, thats mental illness and obsessive, childish behavior....you just dont do that...you just don't...ever...for any reason

HWill
04-04-2013, 04:31 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tlNUYWv27WA/T3ntTZCRKOI/AAAAAAAABHY/00j1IbsRgHs/s400/Nicolas+Cage+Laugh+GIF.gif

AustinWolv
04-04-2013, 04:43 PM
thats not boredom, thats mental illness and obsessive, childish behavior....you just dont do that...you just don't...ever...for any reason

Ever been to inland China?

It suuuuuucks, although I'm sure there are worse places.....

:sick:

ram29jackson
04-04-2013, 05:22 PM
Ever been to inland China?

It suuuuuucks, although I'm sure there are worse places.....

:sick:

lol why , what goes on there ?

AustinWolv
04-05-2013, 11:44 AM
It suuuuuuucks, that's what goes on there. Old world, depressing weather, bleak surroundings. Dreary environment. Just a shit hole really.

SCClassof93
04-05-2013, 03:31 PM
Ever been to inland China?

It suuuuuucks, although I'm sure there are worse places.....

:sick:

Detroit, Cleveland, New York, West Virginia? Take your pick :D

AustinWolv
04-05-2013, 04:42 PM
Pretty sure you meant all of Ohio. :D

SmoothPancakes
04-05-2013, 04:43 PM
Pretty sure you meant all of Ohio. :D

Hey!