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JBHuskers
11-13-2012, 12:25 PM
Forget about hide yo children, hide yo wife...hide your Teddy Bears!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/16/charles-marshall-teddy-bear_n_1602294.html

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/648886/thumbs/s-CHARLES-MARSHALL-TEDDY-BEAR-large.jpg

Once, twice, three times a lady. But four times with a teddy bear?

Charles Marshall of Cincinnati is accused of having sex with a teddy bear for the fourth time in the past two years, according to the Smoking Gun.

Marshall was arrested Wednesday after employees at a health clinic saw him masturbating with a teddy bear in an alley, according to a police report obtained by the Smoking Gun.

Marshall has three previous convictions for either public indecency or disorderly conduct with a teddy bear. This latest time he was hit with a disorderly conduct charge.

The Daily Mail notes that it's unclear whether Marshall used the same teddy bear on each occasion.

Cracked explains that people who are aroused by teddy bears can be diagnosed with Ursusagalmatophilia.

"This is also known as Plushophilia in some circles, although this term includes any stuffed animal and is not specific to teddy bears," Cracked notes.

JBHuskers
11-13-2012, 12:27 PM
I heard Charles had an accomplice....

http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt82/ram29jackson/3d-1.png

souljahbill
11-13-2012, 12:29 PM
This is just......sad.

psuexv
11-13-2012, 12:32 PM
I don't know. I bet the Teddy Bear wanted it

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/GIFS/ted.gif

psuexv
11-13-2012, 12:33 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6ovXnZcb_A&feature=related

JBHuskers
11-13-2012, 12:34 PM
:D :D :D

steelerfan
11-13-2012, 12:37 PM
I heard Charles had an accomplice....

http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt82/ram29jackson/3d-1.png

568

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psuexv
11-13-2012, 12:38 PM
Is his mug shot one of those optical illusions? His eyes are messing with me.

steelerfan
11-13-2012, 12:55 PM
Is his mug shot one of those optical illusions? His eyes are messing with me.

You're not a teddy bear, are you Eric? It sounds like you're falling under his spell.

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JBHuskers
11-13-2012, 12:57 PM
You're not a teddy bear, are you Eric? It sounds like you're falling under his spell.

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:D :D :D :sick: :D

psusnoop
11-13-2012, 02:55 PM
This is like smooth said.....sad :smh:

ram29jackson
11-13-2012, 04:50 PM
yep, Ohio says it all.

bdoughty
11-13-2012, 08:28 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FzlCA.gif

JBHuskers
11-13-2012, 09:03 PM
:D oh jesus

baseballplyrmvp
11-13-2012, 11:24 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FzlCA.gif

oh wow. lmao :smh::D

morsdraconis
11-14-2012, 05:06 AM
I'm scared now...

SmoothPancakes
11-14-2012, 05:19 AM
Oh goddamnit. I'm not gonna be able to sleep now tonight after seeing that. :D

souljahbill
11-14-2012, 06:18 AM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/11/14/ne9esa9e.jpg

ram29jackson
11-14-2012, 04:12 PM
this is appearing a tad vindictive...?

bdoughty
11-14-2012, 05:57 PM
Nah, it is all in good fun.

ram29jackson
11-14-2012, 08:39 PM
Nah, it is all in good fun.

:) ok, so, you made that too ?
is there a site for that thats free ? how you get the eyes in ?

bdoughty
11-14-2012, 09:43 PM
Yes, I made it. Just basic use of image editors. If you want to mess around with something online give pixlr.com a try. Free software is available, best I have seen are GIMP (really more for an advanced user) Photoscape and Paint.net.

and if anyone ever feels the need to use a transparent Ram head.

http://i.imgur.com/ikarK.png


http://i.imgur.com/sMHgd.gif

ram29jackson
11-14-2012, 11:13 PM
I uise pixlr for teambuilder logos but never noticed any options for moving gifs and such

bdoughty
11-14-2012, 11:18 PM
pixlr would be used for editing/pasting/free transform objects onto individual images, once you have split all the individual images from the animation. The other software I am pretty sure can be used to create animated gifs (offline). Online you can just do a search for "online animated gif creator and splitter."