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[baseballplyrmvp]

http://us9.memecdn.com/kindly-donate-money-to-that-poor-bitch_o_415214.jpg

[SmoothPancakes]

So I'm guessing that guy behind her is ***. How in the hell could you possibly be looking at something to your left when you have THAT right in front of you!?

[baseballplyrmvp]

So I'm guessing that guy behind her is ***. How in the hell could you possibly be looking at something to your left when you have THAT right in front of you!?

his wife is walking next to him on his left? :dunno:

[SmoothPancakes]

his wife is walking next to him on his left? :dunno:

That's about the only other explanation that would fly. He's with his wife/girlfriend, or he's ***. That's about it. :D There's no grey area in that photo.

[morsdraconis]

That's about the only other explanation that would fly. He's with his wife/girlfriend, or he's ***. That's about it. :D There's no grey area in that photo.

There's almost a little brown though. ;)

[baseballplyrmvp]

There's almost a little brown though. ;)

ya but you probably think she's a trashy hoe based on what she's wearing :D

[morsdraconis]

ya but you probably think she's a trashy hoe based on what she's wearing :D

No one that isn't a trashy hoe willingly wears something like that.

[psuexv]

That's about the only other explanation that would fly. He's with his wife/girlfriend, or he's ***. That's about it. :D There's no grey area in that photo.

Come on Smooth....he's looking

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51jx6yMwh5L._SL1024_.jpg

[DariusLock]

Come on Smooth....he's looking

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51jx6yMwh5L._SL1024_.jpg

You don't have to use em when you got sunglasses on like he does...maybe he's just a noob?

[psusnoop]

A bet that the Visor can be kicked off and hit the ceiling.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcSeG9pYHjw

Not sure if it's that funny or I'm still a little drunk but I've been LOLOL all morning at this one. His expression is priceless :D

[JBHuskers]

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/truckload.jpg

[psuexv]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ That may be the best Headline ever :up:

[SmoothPancakes]

That had to of been intentionally worded that way. :D

[psuexv]

That had to of been intentionally worded that way. :D

Absolutely... they knew what they were doing. :D

[SmoothPancakes]

Here's another one. They knew exactly what the hell they were doing. :D

http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx305/SmoothPancakes/165873_476152512414207_1206705541_n.jpg

[SCClassof93]

Double fail :D

http://i362.photobucket.com/albums/oo65/tracyrincon/th_1z1698i.gif

[JeffHCross]

Here's another one. They knew exactly what the hell they were doing. :DYou sure? I'm not so sure ...

I mean, I don't know how that would have gotten all the way through the announcement without some people snickering and letting it past ... but I can also see higher-ups being totally oblivious to the name change connotations.

[SCClassof93]

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/4219/tablebreakfailshf5.gif

[SCClassof93]

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/9729/1247507118962.gif

[SCClassof93]

:dunno:
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7065/1247506745918.gif

[SCClassof93]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d147/curlyscues/funny/761.gif

[baseballplyrmvp]

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/9729/1247507118962.gif

this brings back memories from high school. we didnt have any ramps or steps, just long hallways...... some teachers had a better sense of humor than others. :D

[gschwendt]

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/6303/53840438782905461650612.jpg

[baseballplyrmvp]

LOL. now that was funny. :D:D:D:D:D:D

[SCClassof93]

http://www.seekcodes.com/images/Mastercard-Priceless/seekcodes_priceless24.jpg

[SCClassof93]

http://forums.azbilliards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=121390&stc=1&d=1262395653

[jaymo76]

http://forums.azbilliards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=121390&stc=1&d=1262395653

You know the story has to be good as the cop has a grin on his face... probably telling the cop about the night before (refer to the "pricelss" pic above).

[SmoothPancakes]

You know the story has to be good as the cop has a grin on his face... probably telling the cop about the night before (refer to the "pricelss" pic above).

Yeah, that's definitely a funny story. The cop on the right is grinning and the cop behind the guy, standing in the door of the back cruiser has his hand on his head and you can see him laughing his ass off.

[SCClassof93]

Yeah, that's definitely a funny story. The cop on the right is grinning and the cop behind the guy, standing in the door of the back cruiser has his hand on his head and you can see him laughing his ass off.

Based on your avatar, you must be an old fart like me :cool:

[SmoothPancakes]

Based on your avatar, you must be an old fart like me :cool:

You talking about my old one, Judge Chamberlain Haller from My Cousin Vinny, or my current one, Sean Connery/Marko Ramius from The Hunt for Red October?

[SCClassof93]

either or both :nod:

[SmoothPancakes]

either or both :nod:

:D Well, I don't think I can claim old fart status yet, only 25 years old here. But I'm an old fart at heart and tend to take the old fart stance and POV on many things. :D

[JeffHCross]

Based on your avatar, you must be an old fart like me :cool:Nah, he's just weird.

[JeffHCross]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1203203/MossGiants1.gif.opt_medium.gif

[SCClassof93]

:D Well, I don't think I can claim old fart status yet, only 25 years old here. But I'm an old fart at heart and tend to take the old fart stance and POV on many things. :D

Thought you were at least 40 :fp:

[morsdraconis]

Thought you were at least 40 :fp:

The internet will do that to you. You probably think I'm older than 28 as well. ;)

[SmoothPancakes]

The internet will do that to you. You probably think I'm older than 28 as well. ;)

Yeah, we're both only in our 20s, yet we probably come across as the old guy down the road yelling at the kids to get off his lawn here on the forum. :D

[Deuce]

Thought you were at least 40 :fp:

Nope...that's me. I'm the old man of the group. :)

[SmoothPancakes]

Nope...that's me. I'm the old man of the group. :)

Now see, I thought you were back around the younger/middle crowd. I wonder what visions we all have of our ages. :D I have :sf: visioned as around mid-30s, psuexv early to mid-30s, JB right around 30 or very early 30s, Jeff early to mid-30s. Those are some off the top of my head.

[psuexv]

Now see, I thought you were back around the younger/middle crowd. I wonder what visions we all have of our ages. :D I have :sf: visioned as around mid-30s, psuexv early to mid-30s, JB right around 30 or very early 30s, Jeff early to mid-30s. Those are some off the top of my head.

I put Deuce in the mid to late 30s, 36ish. Spot on for me, 34 :up: I think you are right on JB and Jeff as well. Jeff maybe late 20s but definitely pushing 30.

Speaking of acting like an old person. Last night our neighbors who are in their mid 20s had some friends over and about 8:30 were still playing some music and tossing a frisbee out on the street. They were bouncing it and it kept making a scraping sound. I almost went out with my broom :D

[psusnoop]

I put Deuce in the mid to late 30s, 36ish. Spot on for me, 34 :up: I think you are right on JB and Jeff as well. Jeff maybe late 20s but definitely pushing 30.

Speaking of acting like an old person. Last night our neighbors who are in their mid 20s had some friends over and about 8:30 were still playing some music and tossing a frisbee out on the street. They were bouncing it and it kept making a scraping sound. I almost went out with my broom :D

Our neighbors (younger no children) insist about twice a month on having a party and cranking up their music in our development. Let's just say they aren't on my list of favorite people right now, especially when you have a 4 yr old that wakes up and the sound of a pin dropping and seems to have super sonic hearing unless you ask her to do something for you.

I had Smooth around the late 20's but Mors I had pegged for close to E and I.

[psuexv]

I had Smooth around the late 20's but Mors I had pegged for close to E and I.

I feel this sparking a new thread to guess everyone's age. :)

[psusnoop]

I like that idea :up:

Throw a mug pic and we'll be all set :nod:

[steelerfan]

Throw a mug pic and we'll be all set :nod:

Let's start with ram!

http://img.tapatalk.com/a69348a0-f2af-060b.jpg

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[psuexv]

Let's start with ram!

http://img.tapatalk.com/a69348a0-f2af-060b.jpg

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I say he is 47.

[JBHuskers]

I say 45 out of 48 guilty counts.

[steelerfan]

I say 45 out of 48 guilty counts.

:fp: :D

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[psuexv]

I say 45 out of 48 guilty counts.


:fp: :D

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Are you saying these should be his shoes?

http://i1130.photobucket.com/albums/m521/psuexv/Ram.jpg

[DariusLock]

Are you saying these should be his shoes?

http://i1130.photobucket.com/albums/m521/psuexv/Ram.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVgXGw_XhRQ


LOL!

[souljahbill]

http://img.tapatalk.com/63bcbdb3-16e3-81c4.jpg

[JBHuskers]

Nope. Can't say that I did.

[morsdraconis]

There's a Godzilla in that picture? All I saw was a hot blond with a pink bikini. ;)

[psusnoop]

There's a Godzilla in that picture? All I saw was a hot blond with a pink bikini. ;)

Lmao I thought that was a joke about Godzilla hahaha after two minutes I finally saw it!

I guess I should not be the look out for the Zombies! :D

[souljahbill]

http://img.tapatalk.com/63bcbdb3-66c1-1058.jpg

[ram29jackson]

Are you saying these should be his shoes?

http://i1130.photobucket.com/albums/m521/psuexv/Ram.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4XTwN6BPws

[JeffHCross]

Jeff early to mid-30s.Not yet. Subtract 5. I'm 28, like Mors.

[SmoothPancakes]

Not yet. Subtract 5. I'm 28, like Mors.

Really. I had you pegged for something like 31 or 32. Definitely some surprises between our various guesses and reality. I had you pegged as older than you really are and I had Deuce pegged as younger than he really is.

[morsdraconis]

Not yet. Subtract 5. I'm 28, like Mors.

I had a feeling you were around my age. Just something about the way you speak in posts.

[souljahbill]

http://img.tapatalk.com/63bcbdb3-ebdc-085b.jpg

[steelerfan]

:D

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[psuexv]

Not yet. Subtract 5. I'm 28, like Mors.

:nod:


Jeff maybe late 20s but definitely pushing 30.

[Deuce]

http://img.tapatalk.com/63bcbdb3-ebdc-085b.jpg

No shit man...how bout you sell the bible for some frigin rice.

[JBHuskers]

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/drunk.jpg

[AustinWolv]

http://img.tapatalk.com/63bcbdb3-66c1-1058.jpg

Right on, man. :)

[gschwendt]

https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/389158_10150937052389160_1675678284_n.jpg

[AustinWolv]

AHAHAHAHAHAA!

As a father of two little girls, much time has been spent pushing a swing, so I can appreciate that.

[ram29jackson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UayQzl2UJg&feature=g-vrec

[steelerfan]

http://img.tapatalk.com/a6934890-38c4-4891.jpg

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[steelerfan]

473

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[Deuce]

http://img.tapatalk.com/a6934890-38c4-4891.jpg

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Pure gold!

[steelerfan]

I think Rice-A-Roni has been replaced as the "San Francisco Treat". :smh:

474

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[ram29jackson]

I think Rice-A-Roni has been replaced as the "San Francisco Treat". :smh:

474

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that was made in San Fran ? or you're in San Fran?

or it was made in South Carolina ? :D

[steelerfan]

that was made in San Fran ? or you're in San Fran?

or it was made in South Carolina ? :D

http://img.tapatalk.com/62c401e2-b1e8-7fb3.jpg

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[SCClassof93]

that was made in San Fran ? or you're in San Fran?

or it was made in South Carolina ? :D

Your profile lists you as a Penn State fan and you want to make fun of my school's mascot?:D You want to make fun of any school's anything? :fp:

[SmoothPancakes]

Your profile lists you as a Penn State fan and you want to make fun of my school's mascot?:D You want to make fun of any school's anything? :fp:

He only lists Penn State because we can only list one. Otherwise, he'd be listing Penn State, USC, Alabama, Auburn, Florida, Ohio State, Wisconsin, Oregon, Texas, Oklahoma, and every other team in college football who routinely wins 10+ games a year and goes to BCS bowls.

[souljahbill]

He only lists Penn State because we can only list one. Otherwise, he'd be listing Penn State, USC, Alabama, Auburn, Florida, Ohio State, Wisconsin, Oregon, Texas, Oklahoma, and every other team in college football who routinely wins 10+ games a year and goes to BCS bowls.

ROFLMFAO!

[steelerfan]

He only lists Penn State because we can only list one. Otherwise, he'd be listing Penn State, USC, Alabama, Auburn, Florida, Ohio State, Wisconsin, Oregon, Texas, Oklahoma, and every other team in college football who routinely wins 10+ games a year and goes to BCS bowls.

Yep!

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[baseballplyrmvp]

He only lists Penn State because we can only list one. Otherwise, he'd be listing Penn State, USC, Alabama, Auburn, Florida, Ohio State, Wisconsin, Oregon, Texas, Oklahoma, and every other team in college football who routinely wins 10+ games a year and goes to BCS bowls.

not to mention every school that has more than 2 combinations of uniforms. oh wait.....:D

[steelerfan]

not to mention every school that has more than 2 combinations of uniforms. oh wait.....:D

And any team with a Native American mascot. :fp:

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[souljahbill]

And any team with a Native American mascot. :fp:

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Calling your team a Native American tribe is the highest compliment one can receive.

[steelerfan]

Calling your team a Native American tribe is the highest compliment one can receive.

I guess you are not familiar with ram's fixations. ;)

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[ram29jackson]

Your profile lists you as a Penn State fan and you want to make fun of my school's mascot?:D You want to make fun of any school's anything? :fp:

make fun of? no ,not like mocking...its more like word association is all.

sheesh,start a fire of crap for such simple comments around here :D

[ram29jackson]

He only lists Penn State because we can only list one. Otherwise, he'd be listing Penn State, USC, Alabama, Auburn, Florida, Ohio State, Wisconsin, Oregon, Texas, Oklahoma, and every other team in college football who routinely wins 10+ games a year and goes to BCS bowls.



I just found out Alabama was started by German settlers ! I like them now ! :D

[ram29jackson]

He only lists Penn State because we can only list one. Otherwise, he'd be listing Penn State, USC, Alabama, Auburn, Florida, Ohio State, Wisconsin, Oregon, Texas, Oklahoma, and every other team in college football who routinely wins 10+ games a year and goes to BCS bowls.


A- I hate ohio State :D...although I did read Jack Tatums autobiagraphy twice as a kid :)
B- My appreciation of sports and sports teams has nothing to do with who's a big winner. I just wont waste my time watching a team lose for 2-3-4 years like its a badge of honor.

if I had the NFL package, I would rather watch a Bengals vs Browns matc up then a Dallas vs Philadelphia match up any day.

[ram29jackson]

Calling your team a Native American tribe is the highest compliment one can receive.


I agree whole heartedly...I want to collect stuff from every indian team mascot I can in the future. In any sport

[SCClassof93]

Drinking is bad for you......


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg1cc8Y4Alk&feature=related

[psusnoop]

:D:D

Atleast it appeared to be fresh water :dunno:

[SCClassof93]

http://imgur.com/lqZDJ.gif

[baseballplyrmvp]

looks fake

[psusnoop]

looks fake

Just follow his skates :nod:

[SCClassof93]

Yeah but it looks good, check the top of the fence.

[psusnoop]

:D:D

[SCClassof93]

For all our Nebraska friends :D

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii273/kawiherder/Funny%20stuff/cornmazeforblonds.jpg

[SCClassof93]

I am getting NOTHING done today :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnjUMlQszNo&feature=related

[SCClassof93]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/13/4ce62a6f-0307-426b-a467-47ffc9928a43.gif

[psusnoop]

That was great LMAO. Like it was the Blondes fault she couldn't stay on the pole, hahahaha.

[JBHuskers]

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/Dora.jpg

[souljahbill]

http://img.tapatalk.com/63bcbdb3-527d-ac3a.jpg

[baseballplyrmvp]

lol. probably true

[baseballplyrmvp]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/563424_488482621181196_222714676_n.jpg

[ram29jackson]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/563424_488482621181196_222714676_n.jpg

haaaahaaaaa

[jaymo76]

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/Dora.jpg

:D My 3 year old was walking by and saw this pic and said "that is not Dora that is people!" I think that may be a sign he watches too much TV.

[psusnoop]

:D that's great

[JBHuskers]

I think Snoop is the plaintiff.... :D :D :D

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/rimjob.png

[psusnoop]

Lolol that is Eric freaking Misidentified informants.

[steelerfan]

:D

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[psusnoop]

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/166932/82582793.jpg

[psusnoop]

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/423054/82645639.png

[baseballplyrmvp]

:D

[psusnoop]

:D:D
http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2183782/82644394.png

[psusnoop]

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2183782/82642746.jpg

[morsdraconis]

Bitch expects all of that from me, she can go take a long walk off a short pier. Especially if the cunt isn't going to reciprocate occasionally.

[psusnoop]

Bitch expects all of that from me, she can go take a long walk off a short pier. Especially if the cunt isn't going to reciprocate occasionally.

:clap:

[JBHuskers]

Positioning is everything :D

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/acunt.jpg

[JBHuskers]

:D :D :D

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/seahorse.jpg

[JBHuskers]

This one had me rolling :D :D :D

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/toast.jpg

[jaymo76]

:D:D
http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2183782/82644394.png

As an educator, I must say, this is awesome!:D

[SCClassof93]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRo-uFIZl58

[JeffHCross]

While she probably got a concussion, the way she landed was practically the only way she could have avoided breaking something.

[AustinWolv]

Her fat ass is too big and old to be doing that. That was fun as hell as a kid though. The recess supervisors didn't think so though.

[souljahbill]

I don't usually condone ***=bad/lame/etc. comments but this made me laugh hard.
http://img.tapatalk.com/63bcbd05-ff06-654d.jpg

[SCClassof93]

nsfw


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3pjq0WAupc

[AustinWolv]

I like it. :)

[JBHuskers]

:D :D :D :D :D

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/duckshoes.jpg

[baseballplyrmvp]

:D

[JBHuskers]

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/lisabartolympics.jpg

[psusnoop]

That is funny, it does look exactly like that :D

[gschwendt]

Someone obviously colored that logo in to look like that.


Here's the alternate logo though.
http://mikedempsey.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/07/10/2012.jpg

[JBHuskers]

:D :D :D :D :D

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/stoner.jpg

[SCClassof93]

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-278.gif

[souljahbill]

http://img.tapatalk.com/63bcbd05-5351-9c0a.jpg

[steelerfan]

:D

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[SCClassof93]

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-257.gifhttp://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-248.gifhttp://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-236.gif

[JeffHCross]

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-248.gifWhat. The. Hell. My mind is blown. That just ... I would never expect a lion to do that. Ever.

[SCClassof93]

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-228.gif

[jaymo76]

http://img.tapatalk.com/63bcbd05-5351-9c0a.jpg

So what's on the menu? lol that's classic!

[SmoothPancakes]

So what's on the menu? lol that's classic!

Your choice of white meat or dark meat.

[jaymo76]

Your choice of white meat or dark meat.

Well, I am kind of in the mood for Japanese cuisine tonight...

[SmoothPancakes]

Well, I am kind of in the mood for Japanese cuisine tonight...

I'm sure that could be arranged. :D

[SCClassof93]

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/animalsbeingdicks/abd-08.gif

[SCClassof93]

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/animalsbeingdicks/abd-71.gif

Saw this and thought of this :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mTUMmJBXDw

[SCClassof93]

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/animalsbeingdicks/abd-13.gif

[JBHuskers]

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/rock.jpg

[jaymo76]

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/rock.jpg

I'll take her number... just sayin... :drool:

[AustinWolv]

Straight to the I'd Hit It thread we go........... :D

[JBHuskers]

I can't believe she's 26.

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[jaymo76]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic&feature=related

I just love the ending. It's so unexpected. Pretty catchy for this former Cdn Idol contestant...

[JBHuskers]

I can't believe you posted that abortion.

[jaymo76]

Sorry JB, I will post two versions you may better relate too and appreciate a little more.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AG0ZMnTNiE

:D



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE5qgFUx1Ns&feature=related

:fp:

[SCClassof93]

http://lulzshirts.com/sites/default/files/user_uploaded/ArnoldNoTeethDGDO_48f.gif

[JBHuskers]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdUzKZqvJnA

[psusnoop]

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/10701/82683734.png

[psusnoop]

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2077670/82679901.jpg

[psusnoop]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0bsorChpb8

I'm a fan :D

[AustinWolv]

ROFL at the guy at the end.

[morsdraconis]

:D

Man. That is one seriously smokin' hot hurdle runner. They normally don't look THAT hot...

[souljahbill]

:D

Man. That is one seriously smokin' hot hurdle runner. They normally don't look THAT hot...

No kidding. That was.......unexpected.

[jaymo76]

Note to self... visit Australia soon and get involved with hurdling.

[psusnoop]

Note to self... visit Australia soon and get involved with hurdling.

Really hoping she qualified for the Olympics. It may be my favorite sport :D

[morsdraconis]

Please, if you're there jebus, make this shit happen: (http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/366270/20120724/michelle-jenneke-youtube-video-photos-dancing-hurdler.htm)


Jenneke was even reportedly asked by Sex.com to pose nude, but for a charity of course. According to a press release on XBIZ.com (http://newswire.xbiz.com/view.php?id=151566), the website offered Jenneke an offer to pose nude for a "sizable donation" to the Australian Sports Commission (ASC)."She's the right amount of cute and sexy, not to mention her body is clearly in peak condition," Sex.com spokesperson Martin Ellison said. "Michelle Jenneke has shown a sex appeal that's uncommon in female athletes and we want Michelle to know that she can use her sexuality to not only raise her profile but also benefit athletes all over her country."

:drool:

[JeffHCross]

I'll take her number... just sayin... :drool:

Straight to the I'd Hit It thread we go........... :D

I can't believe she's 26.
And headline today: Carly Rae Jepsen Denies Rumored Sex Tape

[AustinWolv]

Please, if you're there jebus, make this shit happen: (http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/366270/20120724/michelle-jenneke-youtube-video-photos-dancing-hurdler.htm)



:drool:[/FONT][/COLOR]

I'm all for charity in this case.


Carly sex tape?
{perks up ears in interest}

[SCClassof93]

http://i.imgur.com/rfJw2.gif

[jaymo76]

Oh man that's terrible. He totally takes out that little girl.

[JeffHCross]

http://cdn-static.zdnet.com/i/story/70/00/001601/hdmiantivirus.jpg

http://gizmodo.com/5928934/is-there-anyone-stupid-enough-to-believe-that-this-cable-has-anti+virus-protection

[JBHuskers]

I fucking hate virus noises.

[steelerfan]

I fucking hate virus noises.

:+1:

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[morsdraconis]

I fucking hate virus noises.

I had some virus noises the other day... Then I took a shit.

[JBHuskers]

:D

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/ducttape.jpg

[SmoothPancakes]

I took this picture with my phone this morning, from last night's local newspaper. Now THOSE would be some fun Olympics to watch! :) :nod: :up: :)) :clap:

http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx305/SmoothPancakes/0728020654.jpg

[souljahbill]

I took this picture with my phone this morning, from last night's local newspaper. Now THOSE would be some fun Olympics to watch! :) :nod: :up: :)) :clap:

http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx305/SmoothPancakes/0728020654.jpg

I would like to sign up to be a judge in the BJ competition.

[SmoothPancakes]

I would like to sign up to be a judge in the BJ competition.

The Freestyle Fucking competition should be a real doozy. And the Team Relay. :D

[JBHuskers]

...and the gold medal in anal goes to....

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[JeffHCross]

I took this picture with my phone this morning, from last night's local newspaper. Now THOSE would be some fun Olympics to watch! :) :nod: :up: :)) :clap:Those are the Olympics we're watching ;)

[SmoothPancakes]

Those are the Olympics we're watching ;)

I know that, the whole 30th modern era Summer Olympics, etc, but you would think they could have found a different way to word it in the paper, instead of listing XXX Summer Olympics. It took me all of half a second to think of porn Olympics when I saw that in the paper, and I can guarantee I am FAR from alone. :D

[JeffHCross]

Games of the XXX Olympiad is the official title, I believe. Not much better.

[SmoothPancakes]

Games of the XXX Olympiad is the official title, I believe. Not much better.

True, not much better at all. :D

[jaymo76]

I took this picture with my phone this morning, from last night's local newspaper. Now THOSE would be some fun Olympics to watch! :) :nod: :up: :)) :clap:

http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx305/SmoothPancakes/0728020654.jpg

Gives new meaning to the "snatch lift" and "clean and jerk."

[JBHuskers]

Between women's diving and women's gymnastics last night, there was a lot of clean and jerk.

[SmoothPancakes]

Women's beach volleyball is on right now. And unlike the cunts on Team USA last night, Brazil and Germany are showing the skin. :nod:

[SCClassof93]

just trying to rescue this thread from the Olympics :nod:

http://forums.azbilliards.com//attachment.php?attachmentid=205410&d=1323059489

[psusnoop]

:D

[psusnoop]

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/530035_10151063358697365_1414364196_n.jpg

[SCClassof93]

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/530035_10151063358697365_1414364196_n.jpg


http://www.reoiv.com/images/random/bickle_clap.gif

[jaymo76]

just trying to rescue this thread from the Olympics :nod:

http://forums.azbilliards.com//attachment.php?attachmentid=205410&d=1323059489

Is hoola hoop an olympic sport? I thought one year it was a demonstartion sport. :fp:

[SmoothPancakes]

Is hoola hoop an olympic sport? I thought one year it was a demonstartion sport. :fp:

Yet baseball and softball get booted by the IOC. :fp:

[psusnoop]

Yet baseball and softball get booted by the IOC. :fp:

That still baffles me :smh:

[JBHuskers]

It's ridiculous. And hopefully soon skateboarding is in, since snowboarding is in the Winter.

[souljahbill]

Is hoola hoop an olympic sport? I thought one year it was a demonstartion sport. :fp:

I know Wii Fit Hula Hoop can be a sport. That shit is exhausting!

[psusnoop]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUnbQtoFfXE

[souljahbill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUnbQtoFfXE

Has to be fake but funny nonetheless.

[SCClassof93]

Has to be fake but funny nonetheless.

If it is not fake, there won't be any left for the rest of us :D

[psusnoop]

It certainly better be fake :D

[jaymo76]

Has to be fake but funny nonetheless.

Is this the sequel to When Harry Met Sally? ... aka When Sally Met Bacon

[JBHuskers]

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/needpants.jpg

[JBHuskers]

Word :up: :hump:

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/the-tri-force.jpg

[SCClassof93]

Meanwhile on planet stupid :fp:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MepwKAIrEiI&feature=related&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DlX qLZDw7kdo

[morsdraconis]

Pretty sure that was for a movie. Kinda sounded like they were filming on a movie set instead of just two idiots doing stupid shit.

[SCClassof93]

Pretty sure that was for a movie. Kinda sounded like they were filming on a movie set instead of just two idiots doing stupid shit.


Found more info :fp:
http://www.wotshappening.com/video-a-pair-of-russian-fishermen-learn-first-hand-the-dangers-of-grenade-fishing/

[morsdraconis]

I guess not. :dunno:

Best comment EVER though:


“First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. “

[JBHuskers]

:D :D :D :D :D

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/cam.jpg

[morsdraconis]

:D :D

I'd fapper to her.

:nod:

[souljahbill]

:D :D :D :D :D

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/cam.jpg

Why was this a news story?

[JBHuskers]

It's FOX News....enough said.

[SCClassof93]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwqw5zstk21qg39ewo1_500.gif

[baseballplyrmvp]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwqw5zstk21qg39ewo1_500.gif

we know. that was :sf: last christmas

[SmoothPancakes]

we know. that was :sf: last christmas

I was gonna say. I thought that was archived video footage of :sf:

[JeffHCross]

What makes you guys think it was Christmas? Or archived? :D

[baseballplyrmvp]

What makes you guys think it was Christmas? Or archived? :D

you're right. if :sf: is that drunk, he's likely to put on a santa suit any day of the week.

[JBHuskers]

Actually I think this is a live feed from Houston. He just keeps doing it over and over and over.

[jaymo76]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/come-at-me-ese.jpg

[jaymo76]

Classic.

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/working-at-night.jpg

[jaymo76]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/how-the-gentlemen-died-out.jpg

[SCClassof93]

Actually I think this is a live feed from Houston. He just keeps doing it over and over and over.

I normally would not post a private feed of :sf: from here at CTU but.....he started it, talking about me washing my balls :P

[steelerfan]

What makes you guys think it was Christmas? Or archived? :D

Exactly. Last night was Thursday afterall. That could have been last night, I really don't remember.

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[steelerfan]

you're right. if :sf: is that drunk, he's likely to put on a santa suit any day of the week.

This.

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[SCClassof93]

http://i.imgur.com/cawBs.gif

[SCClassof93]

:sick:
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2012/1/25/d6171729-55d3-4858-9272-ee65e3bdd35b_thumb.jpg

[AustinWolv]

SCClass, that is brutal!

[baseballplyrmvp]

are they supposed to be the two aunts from the simpsons? or whatever they were?

[SCClassof93]

:fp:
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyjagtmZlo1qm1s5co1_250.gif

[AustinWolv]

There are things you know are a bad idea before you do them. Check.

[SCClassof93]

There are things you know are a bad idea before you do them. Check.

:nod:

[SmoothPancakes]

And these people are allowed to fuck and repopulate. :fp: No wonder the cumulative IQ of this country is dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants.

[psuexv]

Ummm, did you see where he landed? I don't think he'll be repopulating anything :dunno:

[JBHuskers]

Ummm, did you see where he landed? I don't think he'll be repopulating anything :dunno:

He is probably was lucky he only coughed up one testicle as opposed to both.

[JBHuskers]

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/bicyclecops.jpg

[souljahbill]

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/bicyclecops.jpg

:D LOL!

[souljahbill]

http://img.tapatalk.com/a693781d-892c-22a5.jpg

[JeffHCross]

Anyone gets the reference ... well, we're better friends now than we were before.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/19136015.jpg

[morsdraconis]

Dr Who reference? Really? :smh:

[JBHuskers]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/funny-celebrity-pictures-what-if-im-using-the-wrong-meme.jpg

[psusnoop]

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2012/08/06/081417/82713376/1.jpg

[psusnoop]

I laughed

[morsdraconis]

:smh:

[JBHuskers]

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/pugs.jpg

[souljahbill]

http://img.tapatalk.com/a6937819-e0a6-f211.jpg

[morsdraconis]

Wait... What?

[souljahbill]

As a teacher, this is truth.
http://img.tapatalk.com/63bcbd05-20fe-4060.jpg

[JeffHCross]

Dr Who reference? Really? :smh:You don't count, because I already know you don't watch it.


As a teacher, this is truth.Sigh. Yes. :( :smh:

[morsdraconis]

Sigh. Yes. :( :smh:

It is VERY much the problem with this country's educational system. The responsibility is SOLELY on the teacher to get these morons to learn something instead of it being on the kids to actually pay attention and learn something. I firmly believe that this ADHD and ADD epidemic is total bullshit. It all stems from kids just not being disciplined at home to act like normal human beings and then continues in the classroom where they think being disruptive and acting out is a way to get attention and to prevent them from having to be held accountable for their poor learning patterns.

That's not to say that there are also awful teachers out there as well. I had a few in my day, but, for the most part, the real problem with the educational system starts at home.

[psuexv]

It is VERY much the problem with this country's educational system. The responsibility is SOLELY on the teacher to get these morons to learn something instead of it being on the kids to actually pay attention and learn something. I firmly believe that this ADHD and ADD epidemic is total bullshit. It all stems from kids just not being disciplined at home to act like normal human beings and then continues in the classroom where they think being disruptive and acting out is a way to get attention and to prevent them from having to be held accountable for their poor learning patterns.

That's not to say that there are also awful teachers out there as well. I had a few in my day, but, for the most part, the real problem with the educational system starts at home.

:+1:

Back in high school I was on the disciplinary committee as a student representative and at one of our meetings they were talking about an incident with the Principal and some chick. Apparently she was outside without permission and the Principal and someone else busted her and she grabbed the Principal by the shirt and got suspended. Mother came in and bitched that she got suspended and didn't understand why :fp:

[JBHuskers]

:D :D :D

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/baby.jpg

[morsdraconis]

:D :D :D

[SCClassof93]

http://forums.azbilliards.com//attachment.php?attachmentid=215450&d=1330049860

[SCClassof93]

More encouragement to start your day :fp:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHZGppAHYM8

[morsdraconis]

:fp:

:smh:

[JeffHCross]

I call fake.

[SCClassof93]

Grab tissue :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=lEvsr97b0WY

[steelerfan]

:smh:

Thin the herd...

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