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JBHuskers
07-24-2012, 01:31 PM
http://go.redirectingat.com/?id=33330X911642&site=gizmodo.com&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.gawkerassets.com%2Fimg%2F17tp x58ekm26ijpg%2Foriginal.jpg&xguid=9722eaf8898225718574b41c2fe7425d&xcreo=0&sref=http%3A%2F%2Fgizmodo.com%2F5928268%2Fan-urn-shaped-like-your-head-is-the-creepiest-way-to-spend-eternity

Some people spend their lives accomplishing great things so that when they die they're never forgotten. But the rest of us now have a more couch potato-compatible solution. A company called Cremation Solutions will create an urn that looks like your severed head, so your family and friends will never forget you as long as it's prominently displayed after your passing.

And it doesn't require a mould of your head to be created, or even a laser scan of your noggin. The company promises to create the urn using just a single photo of the deceased. But if you can provide photos from additional angles, it will help the final product to more closely resemble you.

http://go.redirectingat.com/?id=33330X911642&site=gizmodo.com&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.gawkerassets.com%2Fimg%2F17tp x58elguv6jpg%2Foriginal.jpg&xguid=9722eaf8898225718574b41c2fe7425d&xcreo=0&sref=http%3A%2F%2Fgizmodo.com%2F5928268%2Fan-urn-shaped-like-your-head-is-the-creepiest-way-to-spend-eternity

The Obama urn is a pretty close facsimile of the president given the company probably wasn't able to model him in person. But even with a steep price tag of $2,600, the results aren't always perfect. The poor fellow to the left is only going to be remembered for the awkward haircut he probably never had. And you'd think they'd at least digitally shave off that thin goatee so his inability to grow a thick beard wouldn't haunt him the rest of his afterlife. [Cremation Solutions via Coolest Gadgets]

psusnoop
07-24-2012, 01:39 PM
LMFAO :D:D

AustinWolv
07-24-2012, 02:47 PM
Now to animate it with robotics and include pre-recorded sayings, so your family can hear and see you talking as well.

Makes me think of the heads on Futurama.

JBHuskers
07-24-2012, 03:04 PM
Makes me think of the heads on Futurama.

That was my EXACT thought reading that :D

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steelerfan
07-24-2012, 05:50 PM
Sadly, I've seen worse products than that one, in my time. :smh:

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steelerfan
12-19-2012, 06:45 PM
I like Mexicans. They use sex to sell EVERYTHING.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAI3C6jIXWw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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morsdraconis
12-20-2012, 04:44 AM
:D :D

JBHuskers
12-20-2012, 09:51 AM
http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/GIFS/audrey.gif

psusnoop
12-20-2012, 10:04 AM
That is great :D:D

SCClassof93
12-20-2012, 11:17 AM
Never had sex in coffin :dunno:

steelerfan
12-20-2012, 06:52 PM
Never had sex in casket :dunno:

Fixed.

Those are caskets, not coffins. ;)

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SCClassof93
12-20-2012, 07:24 PM
Fixed.

Those are caskets, not coffins. ;)

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Never in a casket either......women rather put jewelry in those ;)

steelerfan
01-07-2013, 12:44 PM
Wtf?

http://www.hulu.com/watch/441630?playlist_id=1031

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