The TGT Zombie & End of the World Contingency Plan

[DariusLock]

And it BEGINS!! (http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html#storylink=twt)

Miami Zombie ‏@RealMiamiZombie
Fuck that Die In Your Arms song. I made a Die Under My Mouth track and it got no love.

Miami Zombie ‏@RealMiamiZombie
I can't do that song with Ross tho. Putting him in the studio would be like putting steak in a lion's cage.
(In response to a guy suggesting him and Rick Ross make a song titled "Eatin'")

Miami Zombie ‏@RealMiamiZombie
Where the fine bitches at? I'm hungry.

Miami Zombie ‏@RealMiamiZombie
Don't let the government fool you. Zombies are real and dangerous. They can never keep a fucking secret. Well, I guess this one's my fault.

Some chick said YAyyy! Miami has Zombies.
His reply: Where you at bitch?

Lol this guy is on a roll.

Miami Zombie ‏@RealMiamiZombie
When I say, "Eat a dick" I'm just telling you to help yourself to some lunch.

Miami Zombie ‏@RealMiamiZombie
So am I famous enough to be used by a Kardashian yet?

Miami Zombie ‏@RealMiamiZombie
Let it be known that #MiamiZombie eats pussy.
https://p.twimg.com/At9CbTaCQAApLUc.jpg

[Deuce]

Well, at the very least we'll have a new premise for a zombie apocalypse movie. ...Bath salts and cocaine psychosis. :fp:


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[morsdraconis]

Bah! That's just a bullshit excuse by the mainstream media to cover up yet another zombie apocalypse adverted by killing the first infected person.

[DariusLock]

They banned his Twitter account, spreading too much truth lmao. How can porn stars have twitter and talk about all kinds of stuff but this guy can't have a little Zombie fun?

[JBHuskers]

They banned his Twitter account, spreading too much truth lmao.

Further proof.

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[ram29jackson]

:glare: and they dont think stupid people are influenced by tv shows....? while its not guns but people who kill people.

you shouldnt show stupid people zombie movies...

[DariusLock]

:glare: and they dont think stupid people are influenced by tv shows....? while its not guns but people who kill people.

you shouldnt show stupid people zombie movies...

Oh shit...here we go lol.

[SmoothPancakes]

Oh shit...here we go lol.

:D Leave it to ram.

[ram29jackson]

:D Leave it to ram.

stupid people mimic what they see..why would this be any different?

Tyson bit a ear years ago....

[steelerfan]

Tyson bit a ear years ago....

So, you're trying to purport that Mike Tyson took a chunk out of Evander Holyfield's ear because he watched Night of the Living Dead?

:fp:

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[baseballplyrmvp]

this thread is full of win.....minus ram's posts. :D

[ram29jackson]

So, you're trying to purport that Mike Tyson took a chunk out of Evander Holyfield's ear because he watched Night of the Living Dead?

:fp:

http://img.tapatalk.com/a6cd0b67-a318-bb00.jpg

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no, i'm implying that he's dumb. But there were plenty of zombie movies out by that time anyway

[steelerfan]

no, i'm implying that he's dumb. But there were plenty of zombie movies out by that time anyway

Ok, I get that he's dumb, and that there were plenty of zombie movies out at that time. But, how are the two related, other than in your imagination?

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[ram29jackson]

Ok, I get that he's dumb, and that there were plenty of zombie movies out at that time. But, how are the two related, other than in your imagination?

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the same way you relate 1960s paper dolls to football uniforms :D

[DariusLock]

So basically we should give iq test and kill all the stupid people according to ram. Who wants to put the first bullet in ram?! Lol.

[baseballplyrmvp]

So basically we should give iq test and kill all the stupid people according to ram. Who wants to put the first bullet in ram?! Lol.there's a couple of other people who should be taken care of before him. ;)

[JBHuskers]

All signs point to a coverup.

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[steelerfan]

So basically we should give iq test and kill all the stupid people according to ram. Who wants to put the first bullet in ram?! Lol.

:D






there's a couple of other people who should be taken care of before him. ;)

:+1:

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[ram29jackson]

So basically we should give iq test and kill all the stupid people according to ram. Who wants to put the first bullet in ram?! Lol.

but I dont chew on people.

the fact is, I would score high on what ever aptitude test you give me. I always have.

...but where did I imply anything about IQ tests and killing people ?

[DariusLock]

You said they shouldn't make shows like this and let stupid people watch them. I say 'ef em I wanna watch it so just go ahead and execute em all so I can enjoy my shows without people saying it influences people.

[JBHuskers]

If Ram were president, I'd move to Juarez.

[Deuce]

If Ram were president, I'd move to Juarez.

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?


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[ram29jackson]

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?


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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
greatest movie of all time !!!!!!

34 seconds mark


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0O7_3o3BrI

and the UN, unnazied the world forever

[Deuce]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
greatest movie of all time !!!!!!

34 seconds mark


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0O7_3o3BrI

:D

Ahh ya! Good stuff.


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[morsdraconis]

Ram and I actually agree on something. I LOVE that movie. It worries me more and more as the years pass that it might become a reality.

[ram29jackson]

If Ram were president, I'd move to Juarez.

I would never move anywhere where the J is silent..thats just so wrong :D

[gschwendt]

Folks is getting vicious...
http://www.mercurynews.com/crime-courts/ci_20700878/northern-california-mma-fighter-competent-stand-trial-gruesome

Wyatt, 27, was arrested at a residence in Klamath in the early morning hours of March 21, 2010, and stands accused of killing Taylor Powell, 21, by ripping his still-beating heart from his chest after gruesomely beating and torturing Powell, his friend and sparring partner.
...
According to court records, Del Norte County sheriff's deputies and Yurok Tribal Police arrived at a home near the mouth of the Klamath River on March 21, 2010, to find Wyatt naked and covered in blood from head to toe. Wyatt told the officers “I killed him,” according to the documents, and said he'd cut out Powell's heart and tongue. After a search of the residence, officers reported finding Powell dead on the couch, with his chest cut open and his heart, tongue and the skin of his face removed. An autopsy determined that the organs had been removed while Powell was still alive, and what was later determined to be Powell's heart was found charred in a wood-burning stove in the residence, according to Dr. Neil Kushner, who performed the autopsy. Testimony at a hearing to determine if there was enough evidence in the case to hold Wyatt to stand trial indicated Wyatt and Powell had ingested psychedelic mushroom tea that night. Witnesses said the pair became preoccupied with the idea that a tidal wave was coming, that the end of the world was upon them and that a struggle between God and the devil was taking place.
:smh:

[ram29jackson]

Folks is getting vicious...
http://www.mercurynews.com/crime-courts/ci_20700878/northern-california-mma-fighter-competent-stand-trial-gruesome
:smh:

(( sigh))

[gschwendt]

(( sigh))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNbExvU42q4

[souljahbill]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
greatest movie of all time !!!!!!

34 seconds mark


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0O7_3o3BrI

and the UN, unnazied the world forever

I've never seen this whole movie. I saw it on tv and it was on the "electrolytes" scene but I never got the name of the flick. That scene was hilarious. Thanks!

[JBHuskers]

Bath salts are all the rage now a days.

[Deuce]

Bath salts are all the "rage" now a days.

Pun intended?

[JBHuskers]

Pun intended?

I spose. :whistle:

[gschwendt]

New Jersey Man Stabs Himself & Throws Intestines at Cops
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/30/new-jersey-man-throws-intestines-at-cops-after-repeatedly-stabbing-himself/

When he began throwing pieces of skin and intestines at the officers, they called in the Bergen County Police Department's SWAT team, Lloyd said.By the time they arrived, Carter's intestines were "literally" hanging out of his body, an unnamed police official told the Pilot.

[Deuce]

WTF?! Man, that is the very definition of 'bat shit crazy'.

[psusnoop]

WTF is going on with people. I gotta get a permit to carry a gun immediately. :D

[Deuce]

WTF is going on with people. I gotta get a permit to carry a gun immediately. :D

You don't need a gun. Just throw your intestines if you're in danger. :sick: :fp:

[ram29jackson]

thats enough with this crap...move on to something less intestin oriented already :fdown:

[SmoothPancakes]

The zombie virus is spreading!

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/harford/bs-md-ha-dismemberment-follow-20120531,0,4066697.story


Maryland man charged with killing, eating man's brain, heart

The 21-year-old college student allegedly told detectives that he hadn't just killed the man who'd lived with his family for months, but had eaten his heart and portions of his brain. The victim's severed head and hands were found in the men's Harford County home; more remains were left in a trash container outside a church...

[JBHuskers]

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1008/zombie-preparation-guns-zombie-mp5-demotivational-poster-1282109041.jpg

[SmoothPancakes]

I'm good. I've got multiple Army National Guard and Air National Guard bases within an hour or two drive of me. If anything, I'll find my way in and onto base, raid the armory and stock up for self defense.

One thing that picture is missing. Claymores. Unless you're traveling in a group of a bunch of people with at least one or two people awake and on guard/sentry duty 24/7, you're gonna want something that is not only going to wake you up, but kill anything that gets near you, while you're sleeping.

Small arms weapons are great, but you gotta go beyond that. Grenades are perfect for crowd control, and claymores are the best defense for perimeter security and security when sleeping, as well as an early warning system of sorts, as you'll know it's time to either bug out immediately or prepare to stand your ground when that thing goes off and you hear that explosion.

So I'd be carrying just as many grenades and claymores as I would small arms weapons and ammunition.

[JBHuskers]

I've got friends in low places.

[SmoothPancakes]

‎"When it started it was just a couple of weird stories on the news."

- Shane, The Walking Dead

:nod:

[JBHuskers]

Awesome pull! :D

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[cdj]

Latest: *** porn-star killer on run after killing and eating victim (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4349654/Cannibal-on-run-after-chopping-up-man-warned-The-Sun-I-cant-stop-killing.html)

Someone needs to ask Obama (http://www.usnews.com/pubdbimages/image/24440/obama_zombie_by_xxDinkMeekerxx-1400x487.jpg) and Romney (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxclywwEcv1qb5xolo1_500.jpg) what they plan on doing to stop this cannibal/zombie threat. The best answer may get my vote. This is getting crazy.

[ram29jackson]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo














do you mind? I'm trying to eat

[JBHuskers]

I'm putting the over/under on Ram's survival after the apocalypse reaches him to 3.6 days.

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[SmoothPancakes]

I'm putting the over/under on Ram's survival after the apocalypse reaches him to 3.6 days.

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I've already pegged Ram to be one of the first casualties in his area, solely because he doesn't believe any of this and probably wouldn't when it actually happens.

It'll go down like this. The people in the immediate vicinity of the zombie virus will be the first to go because they'll have no clue what the hell is going on but will randomly be attacked by a family member, friend, neighbor or stranger, starting the path towards the downfall of civilization as it will become impossible to contain the virus.

The non-believers will be the next ones to go, because they'll think it's just people with overactive imaginations, people on drugs, psychotic people, (and in ram's case) idiots who have watched too many zombies movies/tv shows. That is, until they're laying on the ground having their guts ripped out by a pack of zombies.

Next will be the fat and obese people, because they're slowest and will be the easiest for zombies to catch out of a group of people running for their lives.

After that will be the people without weapons or who are under-prepared, such as not having enough bullets, only have stuff like machetes and other close combat weapons, no or not enough food, water and other supplies to last on their own in the country and wilderness for more than a couple days or a week.

Then it'll become a matter of random people wandering into towns for supplies getting picked off by zombies, people getting lost and running into herds, people thinking they can "wait it out" or defend themselves in their homes, people trapped or stuck in large cities (great for supplies, worst place to be for surviving long term), and the gangs of humans who will kill other humans so they can pillage supplies.

[ram29jackson]

ohhh shut up you dweeebs :D

[SmoothPancakes]

ohhh shut up you dweeebs :D

You laugh because we believe in zombies. We laugh because you'll be the first to get eaten. :D

[souljahbill]

LMAO!

Confession: I won't last long either.


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[morsdraconis]

Same here. I'm fat. I'm a walking candy store to those motherfuckers.

Don't have much experience shooting guns either. I'm probably fucked.

[Deuce]

Same here. I'm fat. I'm a walking candy store to those motherfuckers.

Don't have much experience shooting guns either. I'm probably fucked.

Awesome. Me too. I'd be good for about 50 yards then I'm screwed. I'd just strap a bunch of grenades on and run into the pack. ...go out in style.

[Deuce]

The zombie virus is spreading!

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/harford/bs-md-ha-dismemberment-follow-20120531,0,4066697.story

That's a bit freaky. Did you see the guys picture? He's actually looks like a zombie.

[SmoothPancakes]

Same here. I'm fat. I'm a walking candy store to those motherfuckers.

Don't have much experience shooting guns either. I'm probably fucked.


Awesome. Me too. I'd be good for about 50 yards then I'm screwed. I'd just strap a bunch of grenades on and run into the pack. ...go out in style.

Yep, I'm right there with you guys. I'll survive the first two rounds, but I fall into the third category so unless I have a vehicle, or I'm able to run away from them fairly quickly (I can sprint for a little bit and run/jog for a decent distance/while), unless I'm able to lose them and get away from them in the first half a mile, I'm fucked.

But I'm sure as hell gonna put up one hell of a fight and make those fuckers work for their food, taking a good number of them along with me to a permanent death.

[Deuce]

I've got to let my wife read this thread. She loves this shit more than me. She recently bought some zombie survival guide book and watches all zombie movies and loves The Walking Dead.

[psuexv]

Just remember the rules and you'll be fine

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-D2gBiKuxwMk/TfsgwgovrGI/AAAAAAAABEA/VR8716MoKOo/s1600/zombieland-rule-set-survival-guide-complete-rules-to-survive-surviving-zombie-apocalypse-zombies.jpg

[psuexv]

JB is screwed with #21

[SmoothPancakes]

JB is screwed with #21

:D

[JBHuskers]

JB is screwed with #21

Well now that I know...

http://cupofzup.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/knowing-is-half-the-battle.jpg

[SmoothPancakes]

Well now that I know...

http://cupofzup.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/knowing-is-half-the-battle.jpg

Oh bullshit. You know you'd still be sitting there in the DJ booth playing music and watching that zombie ass swinging around on the poles.

[JBHuskers]

Oh bullshit. You know you'd still be sitting there in the DJ booth playing music and watching that zombie ass swinging around on the poles.

At least I'm safe up there....and I have this covered....

http://artzthings.com/e-pins/images/large/zombieland-rules22.jpg

[gschwendt]

Man rips off own arm and beats another man to death (http://www.kait8.com/story/18676519/arkansas-man-charged-in-deadly-beating-with-prosthesis)
It was a prosthetic arm.

[psuexv]

Oh bullshit. You know you'd still be sitting there in the DJ booth playing music and watching that zombie ass swinging around on the poles.

If you nail a zombie is that considered necrophilia?

[SmoothPancakes]

Man rips off own arm and beats another man to death (http://www.kait8.com/story/18676519/arkansas-man-charged-in-deadly-beating-with-prosthesis)
It was a prosthetic arm.

Damn that spoiler. :D

[JBHuskers]

If you nail a zombie is that considered necrophilia?

Yup.

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[psusnoop]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

[psuexv]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

Good-bye Ram

[JBHuskers]

Hey, did we mention that half the human population on Earth is infected with toxoplasmosa, and don't know it? Hey, maybe you're one of them. Flip a coin.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX3N8819GoU

[ram29jackson]

I've got to let my wife read this thread. She loves this shit more than me. She recently bought some zombie survival guide book and watches all zombie movies and loves The Walking Dead.

shame, shame

thats worse than a Star Wars or Star Trek geek

[DariusLock]

Awesome. Me too. I'd be good for about 50 yards then I'm screwed. I'd just strap a bunch of grenades on and run into the pack. ...go out in style.

Hehehe. I'm 24 189 lbs. 6'1 and I played football and won the state championship in hurdles, 400m relay, and 1600m relay. I think I'm good as far as running and obstacle dodging goes. Plus I bought a 9 a month ago lmao.

[psuexv]

Hehehe. I'm 24 189 lbs. 6'1 and I played football and won the state championship in hurdles and the 400m relay. I think I'm good as far as running and obstacle dodging goes. Plus I bought a 9 a month ago lmao.

Until the zombies get smart and start setting weed traps :D

[JBHuskers]

Until the zombies get smart and start setting weed traps :D

:D :D :D

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/135/sw50sw8sw578.gif

[Deuce]

shame, shame

thats worse than a Star Wars or Star Trek geek

She likes Star Wars too...no Star Trek though.

...but she's hot. She's way outta my league.

[DariusLock]

Until the zombies get smart and start setting weed traps :D

That's some smart ass zombies lmao.

[JBHuskers]

Oh bullshit. You know you'd still be sitting there in the DJ booth playing music and watching that zombie ass swinging around on the poles.

You know....this would probably be entertaining :D

[Deuce]

Hehehe. I'm 24 189 lbs. 6'1 and I played football and won the state championship in hurdles, 400m relay, and 1600m relay. I think I'm good as far as running and obstacle dodging goes. Plus I bought a 9 a month ago lmao.

6'1 189lbs?. Hell, you wouldn't need to run. They wouldn't waste their time on you. Probably chewy and not a lot of flavor. Fat is where the flavor is. :nod: :D

[DariusLock]

She likes Star Wars too...no Star Trek though.

...but she's hot. She's way outta my league.

Nothing better than a hot geek.

[Deuce]

Nothing better than a hot geek.

...and she loves beer. And not the light shit. We're talking Guiness and Sierra Nevada. :up:

[JBHuskers]

6'1 189lbs?. Hell, you wouldn't need to run. They wouldn't waste their time on you. Probably chewy and not a lot of flavor. Fat is where the flavor is. :nod: :D

Are you trying to say they wouldn't eat dark meat?

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/135/sw50sw8sw578.gif

[JBHuskers]

Just for Ram, we should start a Zombie Contingency Strategic Thread.

[DariusLock]

Are you trying to say they wouldn't eat dark meat?

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/135/sw50sw8sw578.gif

LMFAO how did I become black all of a sudden.

http://www.inflexwetrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/michael-jackson-white-sequin-glove.jpghttp://www.feelny.net/photo/Michael-Jackson-black35056.jpg

[Deuce]

LMFAO how did I become black all of a sudden.

http://www.inflexwetrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/michael-jackson-white-sequin-glove.jpghttp://www.feelny.net/photo/Michael-Jackson-black35056.jpg

He just assumed b/c you ran track and you were actually good. :D

[DariusLock]

He just assumed b/c you ran track and you were actually good. :D

Now THAT's racist lmao.

[psuexv]

Just for Ram, we should start a Zombie Contingency Strategic Thread.

This is about 20 minutes from my house and we have a camp there. Loading up my rifles and supplies and heading there. No people for miles :nod:

http://i1130.photobucket.com/albums/m521/psuexv/survival.jpg

[JBHuskers]

I might have to hop on a plane then at the first site of a major city going down.

[JBHuskers]

He just assumed b/c you ran track and you were actually good. :D

:+1: :D

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41eplDgVT1r2i2tqo2_400.gif

[psuexv]

I might have to hop on a plane then at the first site of a major city going down.

You might want to start planning now :D Plus my father in-law has a small arsenal too and knows how to reload his own shells. We'll never run out of ammo.

[morsdraconis]

...and she loves beer. And not the light shit. We're talking Guiness and Sierra Nevada. :up:

Holy fuck. Jackpot. You lucky bastard. :up:

[JBHuskers]

You might want to start planning now :D Plus my father in-law has a small arsenal too and knows how to reload his own shells. We'll never run out of ammo.

Actually an 18-hour drive down I-80 might be better. Assuming the threat starts in the south, I might be able to avoid the walkers in Chicago, Toledo, and Cleveland on the way to State College.

[Deuce]

Holy fuck. Jackpot. You lucky bastard. :up:

Yes. I am. :)

[JBHuskers]

I'll only leave this pic up for an hour. If she knew I posted a pic she'd kick me in the jimmy. ...but after 11 years I'm still proud.



I'm telling. :D

:up:

[psuexv]

Actually an 18-hour drive down I-80 might be better. Assuming the threat starts in the south, I might be able to avoid the walkers in Chicago, Toledo, and Cleveland on the way to State College.

That's true. Hit up a rent a car place 1st though and steal a truck in case I-80 gets to be a mess so you can go off-road.

[DariusLock]

I'll only leave this pic up for an hour. If she knew I posted a pic she'd kick me in the jimmy. ...but after 11 years I'm still proud.



We posting wifey pics?!

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/39151_1314422871339_1553711715_30685100_1538626_n. jpg

Edited so Deuce's wife doesn't kill him :)

[Deuce]

We posting wifey pics?!

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/39151_1314422871339_1553711715_30685100_1538626_n. jpg

Nice. Pretty girl. :up:

[DariusLock]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/15300_615836164164_193301531_34812521_1909701_n.jp g

No makeup and that's my little girl on the right. :nod:

BACK TO ZOMBIES.

Bout to put a add in the paper that I'm a Zombie killer.

[Deuce]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/15300_615836164164_193301531_34812521_1909701_n.jp g

No makeup and that's my little girl on the right. :nod:

BACK TO ZOMBIES.

Bout to put a add in the paper that I'm a Zombie killer.

Awesome! ...talking about your kid AND the ad in the paper.

[Deuce]

http://img.tapatalk.com/a693480f-2142-1617.jpg

[psuexv]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ :D :D :D :D

[morsdraconis]

Awesome stuff fellas. I'm jealous of both of you. :up:

[JBHuskers]

So who's starting the wifey thread :D

[SmoothPancakes]

:D :D :D Deuce.

[Deuce]

I had to take that pic down. I could feel the wrath of my wife coming at me. She knows shit w/o knowing.

...I can find a better pic always. ;)

[psuexv]

I had to take that pic down. I could feel the wrath of my wife coming at me. She knows shit w/o knowing.

...I can find a better pic always. ;)

Don't worry, I already saved it locally ;)

[JBHuskers]

I had to take that pic down. I could feel the wrath of my wife coming at me. She knows shit w/o knowing.

...I can find a better pic always. ;)

Too bad you don't have her linked via relationship on Facebook...I coulda had you sleeping in the doghouse tonight :D

[Deuce]

Don't worry, I already saved it locally ;)

For the love of god please don't post in the 'I'd Hit It' thread! :D

My wife really would kill me.

[Deuce]

Too bad you don't have her linked via relationship on Facebook...I coulda had you sleeping in the doghouse tonight :D

She hates Facebook and doesn't even have an account. Crazy huh?

[psuexv]

For the love of god please don't post in the 'I'd Hit It' thread! :D

My wife really would kill me.

LMAO, I was just kidding. But that would have been a good idea. Except based on JBs standards she's not manly enough to post in that thread

[SmoothPancakes]

For the love of god please don't post in the 'I'd Hit It' thread! :D

My wife really would kill me.

Deuce, Deuce, Deuce. :smh:

You really shouldn't give these sick degenerates any ideas. :D

[psuexv]

Deuce, Deuce, Deuce. :smh:


Shouldn't this be in the Doing your Business thread :)

[Deuce]

LMAO, I was just kidding.

Oh, I know. :)




But that would have been a good idea. Except based on JBs standards she's not manly enough to post in that thread

Awesome!

[Deuce]

Deuce, Deuce, Deuce. :smh:

You really shouldn't give these sick degenerates any ideas. :D

No kidding! That's actually the first thing I thought of when I posted the pic.

[JBHuskers]

She hates Facebook and doesn't even have an account. Crazy huh?

Damn. Sucks all the fun out of it.

[DariusLock]

I got pics from one of our freaky nights too haha...She played underwear model and I was snapping the pics and directing haha.

I think I can win the wifey thread with those...:nod:

[psuexv]

I got pics from one of our freaky nights too haha...She played underwear model and I was snapping the pics and directing haha.

I think I can win the wifey thread with those...:nod:

Might as well let us be the judge of that

[DariusLock]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/188833_1568546864280_922487_n.jpg

Eric's gonna get me in trouble. :fp:

That's the beginning lol.

[psuexv]

:)

[steelerfan]

Goddammit.

I started a new job a couple weeks ago and now I have to actually work and I can't spend half the day on TGT.

I missed all the fun in this thread today. :fdown:

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[steelerfan]

By the way, is it creepy that Eric texted me a picture of Deuce's lovely wife today? :D

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[psuexv]

By the way, is it creepy that Eric texted me a picture of Deuce's lovely wife today? :D

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:dunno: :whistle:

[steelerfan]

:dunno: :whistle:

:D

I'm glad you did though. Otherwise, I would have missed out.

Nice work, Deuce. :up: Don't worry, I'm not a creep like Eric, I won't be saving the picture anywhere. :)

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[steelerfan]

Oh, an "attaboy" goes out to Darius, too. :up:

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[steelerfan]

She hates Facebook and doesn't even have an account. Crazy huh?

Ok, now I officially love her too. :nod:

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[baseballplyrmvp]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/188833_1568546864280_922487_n.jpg

Eric's gonna get me in trouble. :fp:

That's the beginning lol.

http://www.w54.biz/images/smilies/banana.gif http://www.w54.biz/images/smilies/jerkit.gif

:D

[steelerfan]

:fp:

:D

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[SmoothPancakes]

Alright, time to make some responses that I was unable to yesterday. :D


Until the zombies get smart and start setting weed traps :D

:D Smart fuckers. Darius, don't fall for it!

http://cdn.onelargeprawn.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/clever-girl.jpg


You know....this would probably be entertaining :D

You'd probably like this movie then. :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVkQCDfIe38

Oh yeah, the movie takes place in the fictional city of Sartre in the good old state of Nebraska. :D


LMFAO how did I become black all of a sudden.

http://www.inflexwetrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/michael-jackson-white-sequin-glove.jpghttp://www.feelny.net/photo/Michael-Jackson-black35056.jpg


He just assumed b/c you ran track and you were actually good. :D


Now THAT's racist lmao.

:D :D :D


http://img.tapatalk.com/a693480f-2142-1617.jpg

:D :D :D


Goddammit.

I started a new job a couple weeks ago and now I have to actually work and I can't spend half the day on TGT.

I missed all the fun in this thread today. :fdown:

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I hear ya. I was busy at work most of the afternoon while all this was taking place and missed out on a lot of it during the time.


http://www.w54.biz/images/smilies/banana.gif http://www.w54.biz/images/smilies/jerkit.gif

:D

:D :D :D

[Deuce]

By the way, is it creepy that Eric texted me a picture of Deuce's lovely wife today? :D

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Shhh...just don't let my wife find out! ;)

[psusnoop]

Missed all the fun :)

Nice pics guys :D :up:

[ryby6969]

Damn, I need to check the threads everyday. :(

[psuexv]

I went back and watched the first season of the Walking Dead. I think I'm ready if it happens, got some good pointers.

[baseballplyrmvp]

here's a question for everyone......if you turned into a zombie, who's the first person on here that you go after? :D

[psuexv]

Since Mors said he's a walking candy store for zombies, him :)

[SmoothPancakes]

here's a question for everyone......if you turned into a zombie, who's the first person on here that you go after? :D


Since Mors said he's a walking candy store for zombies, him :)

Ram, if he's not already being digested by a bunch of zombies.

[ram29jackson]

with all due respect... I'm 6'1" 165..I'd obviously be faster than the big guys around here :)

[Deuce]

Not if I shoot you in the leg! ;)

[JBHuskers]

Not if I shoot you in the leg! ;)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4AXpDgkhr9g/TwN4aWEbdgI/AAAAAAAAAsI/Rna9B58v6FU/s1600/episode-3-shane-otis-ground.JPG

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2011/10/Walking-Dead-Shane-Otis-1320085999.jpg

[SmoothPancakes]

with all due respect... I'm 6'1" 165..I'd obviously be faster than the big guys around here :)

All it takes is one to bring you down (either a zombie catching up to you or a zombie being somewhere in front of you that you never see), and then dinner bell will be a-ringing.

[JBHuskers]

You could be the world record holder in the 100 yard dash, but when you are completely surrounded, speed isn't really going to come in handy.

[SmoothPancakes]

You could be the world record holder in the 100 yard dash, but when you are completely surrounded, speed isn't really going to come in handy.

This.

Plus, you tire out the longer you run. They don't.

[JBHuskers]

You can be as fast as you want, but if you don't know your way out...bye.

[SmoothPancakes]

You can be as fast as you want, but if you don't know your way out...bye.

Also this. One wrong turn that turns out to be a dead end, and well, you know.

[ram29jackson]

..notice,..its the fat guy who got shot..cause he was slow to begin with..and your last few posts have been really redundant..I get it, I get it..BUT YOU STILL LIVE LONGER MOVING FASTER !
:P you freakin' bunch of zombie dweebs

[JBHuskers]

..notice,..its the fat guy who got shot..cause he was slow to begin with..and your last few posts have been really redundant..I get it, I get it..BUT YOU STILL LIVE LONGER MOVING FASTER !
:P you freakin' bunch of zombie dweebs

Nah, I give you less than 3 days now.

[JBHuskers]

Cross off Deuce on surviving... :D :D

http://www.thegamingtailgate.com/forums/showthread.php?5112-E3-2012-Schedule-amp-Discussion&p=141949&viewfull=1#post141949

He'll go up to some random dude. "Hey bro how's it goi *BANG* (shot in the face)"

I'll still have him outlasting Ram though.

[Deuce]

Cross off Deuce on surviving... :D :D

http://www.thegamingtailgate.com/forums/showthread.php?5112-E3-2012-Schedule-amp-Discussion&p=141949&viewfull=1#post141949

He'll go up to some random dude. "Hey bro how's it goi *BANG* (shot in the face)"

I'll still have him outlasting Ram though.

Ha ha...especially if he has beer.

[steelerfan]

Ha ha...especially if he has beer.

I'll have beer. Just be sure to identify yourself first, so I don't shoot. :up:

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[steelerfan]

In fact, I'll probably try to wait it out at a local bar like in Shaun of the Dead. :D

:sf:

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[Deuce]

I'll have beer. Just be sure to identify yourself first, so I don't shoot. :up:

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I'll be the fat guy breathing heavy b/c of running from zombies. ...I'll also have my own beer mug.

[baseballplyrmvp]

I'll have beer. Just be sure to identify yourself first, so I don't shoot. :up:

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I997 using Tapatalk 2:smh: this is definitely a situation where you shoot first and ask questions later.

[Deuce]

In fact, I'll probably try to wait it out at a local bar like in Shaun of the Dead. :D

:sf:

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The Winchester. :up:

[Deuce]

:smh: this is definitely a situation where you shoot first and ask questions later.

No way...if the guy has a beer mug he must be cool.

[steelerfan]

I'll be the fat guy breathing heavy b/c of running from zombies. ...I'll also have my own beer mug.

My sentiments exactly!

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[steelerfan]

:smh: this is definitely a situation where you shoot first and ask questions later.

If he yells, "hey, :sf: , it's Deuce!" I won't shoot. His wife would be a welcomed addition to my group. :)

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[baseballplyrmvp]

No way...if the guy has a beer mug he must be cool.zombies cant carry beer mugs?

[steelerfan]

The Winchester. :up:

:nod:

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[Deuce]

zombies cant carry beer mugs?

No way man...they're not that sophisticated. ;)

[steelerfan]

No way man...they're not that sophisticated. ;)

Yeah. Zombies guzzle Busch Light. From the can.

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[Deuce]

His wife would be a welcomed addition to my group. :)

She can hang out with you when she's bitchy. ;)

[baseballplyrmvp]

No way man...they're not that sophisticated. ;)hmmm......good point.

good thing you're not visiting me then.....i'd have shot you before you could get a word out.

[steelerfan]

She can hang out with you when she's bitchy. ;)

:fdown:

I'm guessing that may be often during the Apocalypse.

Maybe I will shoot you. :P

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[Deuce]

:fdown:

I'm guessing that may be often during the Apocalypse.

Maybe I will shoot you. :P

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Ha ha. Awesome. :)

[JBHuskers]

I might have to head to Houston just for the show :D

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[morsdraconis]

I might have to head to Houston just for the show :D

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:D

You and me both. Sounds like one hell of a party for the end of the world.

[psusnoop]

:D

You and me both. Sounds like one hell of a party for the end of the world.

I'll be down too! I have been working on my jetpack so I can just hang out and watch this shit unfold :nod:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he2a4xK8ctk

I've got a little work to do yet :smh:

[JBHuskers]

:D

You and me both. Sounds like one hell of a party for the end of the world.

Well I plan on living. I think I'm heading up to State College, but maybe if the shit hasn't gone completely down in Houston, I'll witness this spectacle before going on lockdown :D

[baseballplyrmvp]

am i fucked living up here in the PNW? or do i have a fairly good shot at survival?

[Deuce]

am i fucked living up here in the PNW? or do i have a fairly good shot at survival?

Just climb one of those giant sequoia's and move in with the hippie tree huggers.

[psuexv]

Just climb one of those giant sequoia's and move in with the hippie tree huggers.

Not a bad idea. Might as well start building your platform now MVP.

[JBHuskers]

Just climb one of those giant sequoia's and move in with the hippie tree huggers.


Not a bad idea. Might as well start building your platform now MVP.

:+1: :D :D :D

Don't forget a pulley system to move your supplies up that high.

[Deuce]

I'm kinda liking this idea. We could throw our empty beer cans at the zombies and there would be chicks with no bras. SCORE!

[JBHuskers]

I'm kinda liking this idea. We could throw our empty beer cans at the zombies and there would be chicks with no bras. SCORE!

For some reason pissing on zombies from a treehouse amuses me.

[Deuce]

For some reason pissing on zombies from a treehouse amuses me.

Because it awesome?! ;)

[psuexv]

For some reason pissing on zombies from a treehouse amuses me.


Because it awesome?! ;)

Yeah it is :up:

[morsdraconis]

So, apparently, the CDC fielded something in the neighborhood of 1,000 calls in 3 days when all this shit went down and had to actually release an official statement saying that there weren't zombies.

:fp:

[psuexv]

So, apparently, the CDC fielded something in the neighborhood of 1,000 calls in 3 days when all this shit went down and had to actually release an official statement saying that there weren't zombies.

:fp:

So they would have you believe

Get that platform built MVP

[SmoothPancakes]

So, apparently, the CDC fielded something in the neighborhood of 1,000 calls in 3 days when all this shit went down and had to actually release an official statement saying that there weren't zombies.

:fp:

Government propaganda. Of course they're going to deny it.

I was talking about this with my friend last week. Think about it, if a zombie virus really did break out, do you think the government is going to come out and say it? The very second they said and confirmed there was a zombie virus and an outbreak of the virus (rendering it essentially uncontainable), this entire country would go fucking nuts. The economy would collapse off a fucking cliff, law would no longer matter or be recognized, it would become every man for himself mentality. You think if there was a government recognized outbreak of a zombie virus in Miami, that people in DC, Ohio, Texas, California, Nebraska, etc are going to fucking go to work and go about life like normal? Hell no.

There would never be any official government recognition of a zombie virus or outbreak until entire cities (not just bumfuck towns in the countryside but large, metropolitan cities) and states collapse and fall and the government had NO CHOICE but to officially recognize and announce any outbreak.

[JBHuskers]

So, apparently, the CDC fielded something in the neighborhood of 1,000 calls in 3 days when all this shit went down and had to actually release an official statement saying that there weren't zombies.

:fp:

Yeah cuz the CDC was a REAL help in The Walking Dead :fp:

[morsdraconis]

It's one thing to joke about it, but to actually think it's happening is ridiculous...

[Deuce]

It's one thing to joke about it, but to actually think it's happening is ridiculous...

Ya, thats an epic :fp:

[JBHuskers]

It's one thing to joke about it, but to actually think it's happening is ridiculous...

:D :D :D

[psuexv]

I change my vote from Ram being the first TGTer to go to Mors.

[JBHuskers]

I change my vote from Ram being the first TGTer to go to Mors.

Well he is a candy store.

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[psuexv]

Well he is a candy store.

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And is apparently only joking about the Zombie Apocalypse

[ram29jackson]

it would be interesting to note people who actually thought in their own minds that this was a realistic possibilty...like those people that associate actors characters as though they are real and actually like or hate them as though the actor is that person.

its like I've heard... i dont remember the source..but the human mind itself cant decide real from fake,it just takes in information... i think you,in your mind have to be more self aware then some idiot who might believe in zombies but there is obviously another aspect of your being that deciphers truth.. (I'm not getting into a debate about it and dont care what your view is but of course its another factor for me to believe in a creator)


but seriously though, that many people called about zombies? how many were just being trolls and kidding?...how many believed? ...and how many were so intellectually on the fence that they called wondering if this was possible and wanted who ever they called to admit it was happening so they didnt feel stupid thinking it was possible but would never say it out loud to friends?


while we're at it...there are no aliens either.

...we need a chupacabra smiley...there has got to be one somewhere ? :D




chupacabra-isnt in ispell either, this ispell spellcheck thing really sucks anyway..words always get blended and mixed in when you hit the correct button

[psuexv]

while we're at it...there are no aliens either.


If you truly believe that this is the only place in the entire universe that can possess life you are nuts. I don't buy the whole Hollywood, they are soooo much more intellectual than we are and can actually travel long distances through space or even have evolved or possess the same characteristics as life here, but there are definitely some type of living species out there.

[JBHuskers]

If you truly believe that this is the only place in the entire universe that can possess life you are nuts. I don't buy the whole Hollywood, they are soooo much more intellectual than we are and can actually travel long distances through space or even have evolved or possess the same characteristics as life here, but there are definitely some type of living species out there.

As long as there are 3-titted girls out there like on Total Recall.

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[SmoothPancakes]

If you truly believe that this is the only place in the entire universe that can possess life you are nuts. I don't buy the whole Hollywood, they are soooo much more intellectual than we are and can actually travel long distances through space or even have evolved or possess the same characteristics as life here, but there are definitely some type of living species out there.

:+1:

[DariusLock]

We need a nude section....

[JBHuskers]

Is it titted or tittied? Just re-read my post and that came to mind.

[Deuce]

I think 'tittied'.

[SmoothPancakes]

We need a nude section....

:+1: :+1: :+1: :+1: :+1: :+1: :+1: :+1: :+1: :+1:

Make it available only to subscribers in a hidden forum. :)

[JBHuskers]

Here's a nude section.

www.youporn.com

[cdj]

Bath-salt 'zombie' attack in Louisiana (http://www.examiner.com/article/drug-bath-salts-allegedly-involved-louisiana-zombie-face-biting-attack)

Yet another bizarre zombie-like attack has taken place in Louisiana, involving face-biting and the drug 'bath salts,' according to KATC.

Scott Assistant Police Chief Kert Thomas in Lafayette Parish told the local news media outlet that Carl Jacquneaux, 43, allegedly assaulted his neighbor, Todd Credeur by biting him.

“During the attack, the suspect bit a chunk of the victim's face off,” said Thomas.

Credeur told police that he was working in his yard when Jacquneaux appeared and bit him. Credeur escaped by spraying wasp poison in his attacker's face.

[SmoothPancakes]

Ah fuck, it's already spread to Louisiana. Looks like that road trip to Houston before all making our way over to State College is off.

[baseballplyrmvp]

damn....i better start my tree fort this weekend.

[Deuce]

damn....i better start my tree fort this weekend.

:+1:

[ram29jackson]

its got nothing to with zombies ..people in the South are just stupid.....:P







:whistle:

[baseballplyrmvp]

you realize that you live in the SOUTHwest, right?

[ram29jackson]

you realize that you live in the SOUTHwest, right?

....we dont have dumb,slow,hick,countryfied accents in the South West.......y'all

[Deuce]

....we dont have dumb,slow,hick,countryfied accents in the South West.......y'all

No, you just have dumb people.

[baseballplyrmvp]

....we dont have dumb,slow,hick,countryfied accents in the South West.......y'allya, but you said people in the south are stupid. you live in the south. you called yourself stupid.

[psuexv]

‎"When it started it was just a couple of weird stories on the news."

- Shane, The Walking Dead

:nod:

.

[ram29jackson]

No, you just have dumb people.


its not my fault people voted for a steroid infested German actor who's English is worse the some illegal aliens.

you know how Hitlers home was called the Eagles Nest...I made a joke once that the Governors home was called "The eagles Casa"..since its in California,even though its north :P

[steelerfan]

its not my fault people voted for a steroid infested German actor who's English is worse the some illegal aliens.

He's Austrian, not a real German.

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[ram29jackson]

He's Austrian, not a real German.

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:D shut the fuck up, :D its the same fricken thing :D

[JeffHCross]

:D shut the fuck up, :D its the same fricken thing :D:fp:

[steelerfan]

:D shut the fuck up, :D its the same fricken thing :D

No. It's not.

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[ram29jackson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvRCpjCPvH8

[ram29jackson]

:fp:

I'm making a joke/kidding around Jeff. Dont over-think it .

[cdj]

Cannibal Copycat? Police Say Man High On Bath Salts Threatened To Eat Officer (http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2012/06/06/cannibal-copycat-police-say-man-high-on-bath-salts-threatened-to-eat-officer/)

Brandon De Leon, 21, was arrested Saturday after getting into a fight at a local Boston Market and resisting arrest, but his threats of wanting to eat a Miami police officer followed by his attempt to bite the officer have raised more concern following the recent act of cannibalism in the Miami area that has made international headlines.

CBS News reports that North Miami Beach Police spotted De Leon arguing with Brian Yerdon, 33, outside a Boston Market on Saturday. The verbal fight reportedly blocked the entrance so no customers could enter or exit, according to police. WTVJ-TV reports that when police tried to break up the fight, De Leon gave them the middle finger, saying, “F— you,” in the process, according to police. De Leon and Yerdon were arrested at the scene, though De Leon was reportedly physically resisting arrest.

When he was finally detained by police, De Leon would repeatedly bang his head against the Plexiglas in the police car, yelling, “I’m going to eat you,” at a police officer, according to police reports. Media reports indicate that De Leon’s actions reached a level that police deemed it necessary to place the 21-year-old in a bite mask and leg restraints.

“Brandon growled and opened and closed his jaw,” the report said, “slamming his teeth like an animal would.”

Upon being arrested, police would find De Leon to be in possession of rum and a Four Loko. When he was transferred to the hospital for blood testing, it was discovered that De Leon was under the influence of “Cloud 9,” a type of bath salts. CBS News reports that his blood test also showed levels of Xanax and cannabis. The Daily Mail reports that De Leon’s blood-alcohol level was 0.29.

“I have no recollection of anything that happened that night,” De Leon said at his bond hearing Monday, according to CBS News.

[baseballplyrmvp]

I'm making a joke/kidding around Jeff. Dont over-think .ram gets major facepalms when he's telling jokes.....and when he's being serious.

how the hell are we supposed to know the difference if you're joking or not? :D

[Deuce]

I wonder of TGT will get credit for being the first to report on the zombie apocalypse after the world has turned to shit?

[SmoothPancakes]

I wonder of TGT will get credit for being the first to report on the zombie apocalypse after the world has turned to shit?

Shit. We need to stop talking about the SC, PA plan, otherwise we'll get there and there will be a thousand people wanting in on our group of survivors. We need to make a plan, such as only trusted TGT members and the first 150 get in the door free, the rest get shot. :)

[psuexv]

I'm making a joke/kidding around Jeff. Dont over-think it .

There was way too much thought into it to be a joke.

[Deuce]

Shit. We need to stop talking about the SC, PA plan, otherwise we'll get there and there will be a thousand people wanting in on our group of survivors. We need to make a plan, such as only trusted TGT members and the first 150 get in the door free, the rest get shot. :)

:nod:

[psuexv]

Shit. We need to stop talking about the SC, PA plan, otherwise we'll get there and there will be a thousand people wanting in on our group of survivors. We need to make a plan, such as only trusted TGT members and the first 150 get in the door free, the rest get shot. :)

Don't worry, I plan on being locked and loaded from the get go. Any non TGTers or non-approved TGTers get shot. You just better hope you look the way I think you all do :)

[baseballplyrmvp]

anyone have access to a .50 cal? i'm looking for a second in command. :D

[psuexv]

anyone have access to a .50 cal? i'm looking for a second in command. :D
You're not fighting alien spaceships. I'm looking for people with lots of ammo and some explosives.

[Deuce]

I have access to beer trucks.

[baseballplyrmvp]

You're not fighting alien spaceships. I'm looking for people with lots of ammo and some explosives.i'm thinking efficiency. .50 cals have enough firepower to go through 50 zombies before the bullet stops.

obviously tons of small arms ammo are needed too.

[psuexv]

I have access to beer trucks.

Sold!

[steelerfan]

I have access to beer trucks.

:sf: :up:

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[JBHuskers]

Shit. We need to stop talking about the SC, PA plan, otherwise we'll get there and there will be a thousand people wanting in on our group of survivors. We need to make a plan, such as only trusted TGT members and the first 150 get in the door free, the rest get shot. :)

A private donator's forum!

[morsdraconis]

:D :D :D

The TGT Zombie Party is set. Now, the waiting game begins. :cool:

[souljahbill]

So who's starting the wifey thread :D

http://img.tapatalk.com/63bcbdb3-b963-4423.jpg


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[Deuce]

http://img.tapatalk.com/63bcbdb3-b963-4423.jpg


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Nice Souljah! :up:

[JBHuskers]

I approve. :up:

[JBHuskers]

...but why are we posting wifey's in the zombie contingency thread? :D

[psusnoop]

...but why are we posting wifey's in the zombie contingency thread? :D

Quit asking questions that don't need asked. Just sit back and enjoy :nod:

Very nice Soul! :up:

[psusnoop]

Private forum, LMAO. That is great.

[DariusLock]

anyone have access to a .50 cal? i'm looking for a second in command. :D

I got a AK-47 and an AR-15....30-06 rifle, 30-30 rifle, multiple shot guns, and a Ruger 9mm pistol...can I join?

Also Souljah I'm willing to do a TGT version of Wife Swap with you :)

[souljahbill]

Also Souljah I'm willing to do a TGT version of Wife Swap with you :)
If only it were that simple. She won't take to kindly to your Ole Miss ties. She's a Golden Eagle, to the bone. LOL! :D

[JBHuskers]

Also Souljah I'm willing to do a TGT version of Wife Swap with you :)


If only it were that simple. She won't take to kindly to your Ole Miss ties. She's a Golden Eagle, to the bone. LOL! :D

All of a sudden we're becoming a swingers site :D

[psuexv]

All of a sudden we're becoming a swingers site :D

Looks that way..... :dunno:

[steelerfan]

:D

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[Deuce]

Speaking of ladies...I think JB is holding out on us. He works at a strip club and we haven't heard jack about him bringing some lovely ladies. What gives? ;)

[ram29jackson]

Speaking of ladies...I think JB is holding out on us. He works at a strip club and we haven't heard jack about him bringing some lovely ladies. What gives? ;)

the girls know to stay away from the DJ dweeb :D

[steelerfan]

Speaking of ladies...I think JB is holding out on us. He works at a strip club and we haven't heard jack about him bringing some lovely ladies. What gives? ;)

This.

JB, bring a bus-full of those whores for the good of us all!

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[DariusLock]

I mean we gotta repopulate right so we can have more little warriors...

Also why do we have no stripper pics from JB on here?

[JBHuskers]

This.

JB, bring a bus-full of those whores for the good of us all!

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You got it.


I mean we gotta repopulate right so we can have more little warriors...

Also why do we have no stripper pics from JB on here?

A while back I posted one of the ex-strippers....

[JBHuskers]

the girls know to stay away from the DJ dweeb :D

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y116/Rock-Star/GIF/e7dtte.gif

[psuexv]

:D Is that from Batman?

[JBHuskers]

:D Is that from Batman?

I think so...at the mascarade ball in Batman Returns.

[ram29jackson]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y116/Rock-Star/GIF/e7dtte.gif


:D one of my favorite actors cause he is just so freaking unusual.

think about it..he had to become an actor because if you met him doing anything else in real life..wouldnt he just freak you out a little bit?

[baseballplyrmvp]

I mean we gotta repopulate right so we can have more little warriors...

Also why do we have no stripper pics from JB on here?iirc, i drew a pic detailing the sights that jb sees whenever he dj's.

[baseballplyrmvp]

I got a AK-47 and an AR-15....30-06 rifle, 30-30 rifle, multiple shot guns, and a Ruger 9mm pistol...can I join?

Also Souljah I'm willing to do a TGT version of Wife Swap with you :):nod:

i think my neighbors might have started their transformations...........they cut down all their big maple trees this past weekend. they may be onto my little plan.

[gschwendt]

Tourist bus to show where zombie infestation all began
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/06/07/2838039/and-now-on-your-left-the-site.html

[JBHuskers]

Tourism. That is how the disease will spread.

[Deuce]

Tourist bus to show where zombie infestation all began
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/06/07/2838039/and-now-on-your-left-the-site.html

:smh: ...but funny

[psuexv]

Tourism. That is how the disease will spread.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g9WjcGdxuM