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JBHuskers
04-03-2012, 01:10 PM
http://timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/bacon-coffin.jpg?w=600&h=400&crop=1

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/04/03/you-can-now-be-buried-in-a-bacon-coffin/


If your last dying wish would be to eat a plate full of sizzling bacon, there’s a coffin that may be your match made in heaven.

The bacon coffin retails at $2,999.99 plus shipping, but it’s a small price to pay for “those who love bacon to death.” Seattle-based J&D’s Foods (purveyors of all things bacon, including bacon salt and bacon lip balm) says its mission is “to put the ‘fun’ back in funerals.”

Alas, the coffins are not actually made from bacon, but painted to look like the mouthwatering strips. Inside the coffin are ivory crepe coffin linens, as well as a bacon memorial tube and a bacon air freshener.

As if to validate their foray into coffin design, J&D’s is quick to link to a post about 24 weird coffin designs. Would knowing that you could order a custom Star Trek, iPhone, or Pabst Blue Ribbon-themed casket make you feel better about ordering a bacon resting place?

morsdraconis
04-03-2012, 01:26 PM
That's ridiculous and WAY too much money for a casket not made out of actual bacon.

JBHuskers
04-03-2012, 01:26 PM
That's ridiculous and WAY too much money for a casket not made out of actual bacon.

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SmoothPancakes
04-03-2012, 02:02 PM
Plus it looks ugly as hell. That looks nothing like bacon to me, just some random art class project.

steelerfan
04-03-2012, 02:59 PM
At least JB (though unwittingly) was smart enough to call that a casket (which it is) and not a coffin (which it is not), unlike the jackass who wrote the article.

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steelerfan
04-03-2012, 03:04 PM
For the record, 20 gauge steel + crepe interior + stationary hardware = low end metal casket.

If this casket wasn't bacon-colored, it would be $1000 less, easily. These bacon people are planning to fuck the shit out of the few who buy that ugly POS.

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JBHuskers
04-03-2012, 03:43 PM
At least JB (though unwittingly) was smart enough to call that a casket (which it is) and not a coffin (which it is not), unlike the jackass who wrote the article.

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