The Anything Thread

[bdoughty]

Anyone from the right care to chime in?

Posting a Salon article is the equivalent of posting something from The Blaze. Zealotry on both sites, hand picking sources and skewing results in their favor, hence I did not waste my time.

[souljahbill]

Posting a Salon article is the equivalent of posting something from The Blaze. Zealotry on both sites, hand picking sources and skewing results in their favor, hence I did not waste my time.

For the record, I never heard of the site before. I read a Huffington Post article and saw the headline at the bottom so I clicked through it. I wasn't making any statements by posting it. Only looking for feedback.

[bdoughty]

I read a Huffington Post article

Well now, there is your problem.

[souljahbill]

Well now, there is your problem.

LOL!

[CLW]

Meh Huff Post isn't the worst there is out there from the left.

[Deuce]

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[psuexv]

That looks DELICIOUS :drool:

[steelerfan]

That looks DELICIOUS :drool:

:nod:

[SmoothPancakes]

Well, from all the commotion by people and news channels around here, apparently the Apocalypse is happening tomorrow. It sounds like all of Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, southern Michigan, etc) will be wiped off the face of the Earth from an outbreak of tornadoes spawned directly from the deep, dark depths of Satan's own fiery, thorny anus.

Apparently the threats are an extreme/severe threat for damaging winds over 60 MPH, moderate threat for damaging winds over 74 MPH, moderate threat for tornadoes, low to moderate threat for strong tornadoes, etc, etc. We'll probably just end up with a couple sprinkles and a good blow job.

[morsdraconis]

Well, from all the commotion by people and news channels around here, apparently the Apocalypse is happening tomorrow. It sounds like all of Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, southern Michigan, etc) will be wiped off the face of the Earth from an outbreak of tornadoes spawned directly from the deep, dark depths of Satan's own fiery, thorny anus.

Apparently the threats are an extreme/severe threat for damaging winds over 60 MPH, moderate threat for damaging winds over 74 MPH, moderate threat for tornadoes, low to moderate threat for strong tornadoes, etc, etc. We'll probably just end up with a couple sprinkles and a good blow job.

:D :D :D

[SCClassof93]

:D

[SmoothPancakes]

Well, from all the commotion by people and news channels around here, apparently the Apocalypse is happening tomorrow. It sounds like all of Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, southern Michigan, etc) will be wiped off the face of the Earth from an outbreak of tornadoes spawned directly from the deep, dark depths of Satan's own fiery, thorny anus.

Apparently the threats are an extreme/severe threat for damaging winds over 60 MPH, moderate threat for damaging winds over 74 MPH, moderate threat for tornadoes, low to moderate threat for strong tornadoes, etc, etc. We'll probably just end up with a couple sprinkles and a good blow job.

Well, I was half right! Instead of a couple sprinkles, it was a downpour, so I guess it was a very sloppy blow job from Mother Nature. No tornadoes though. Was under a tornado warning for a bit, but the geniuses at the NWS didn't issue it until after the storms were already completely past us and clear into the next county over. So that was my fun for tonight. Mother Nature got me wet and gave me a good blow job.

And in typical Ohio fashion, we're going from 70 degrees, severe storms and tornadoes today, to low 40s tomorrow, to a chance of snow on Friday.

[skipwondah33]

It sound pretty bad lastnight here in Hagerstown. had to be atleast 30 mph if not more and raining.

I leave to go to work and it was 59 degrees at 7:30.

[psusnoop]

Penn State Grandma Tries to Beer Bong http://onward.st/1d9hSBZ via @OnwardState

[GatorfanStovy]

What is your guys though on a good computer school / good media usage ? Mainly laptop though . I'm looking at these laptops to get the gf for x mas. She will be entering school this year or next, next year will be full time for sure. I'm trying to find one that can be also a tablet. which is why I'm looking at these ones.

Here are my options.

1) XPS Ultrabook Convertible 12.5" Touch-Screen Laptop By Dell

2) HP - Split x2 Ultrabook 2-in-1 13.3" Touch-Screen Laptop

3) HP - EliteBook Revolve 2-in-1 11.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - 4GB Memory - 128GB Solid State Drive


Or other suggestions?

[psuexv]

What is your guys though on a good computer school / good media usage ? Mainly laptop though . I'm looking at these laptops to get the gf for x mas. She will be entering school this year or next, next year will be full time for sure. I'm trying to find one that can be also a tablet. which is why I'm looking at these ones.

Here are my options.

1) XPS Ultrabook Convertible 12.5" Touch-Screen Laptop By Dell

2) HP - Split x2 Ultrabook 2-in-1 13.3" Touch-Screen Laptop

3) HP - EliteBook Revolve 2-in-1 11.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - 4GB Memory - 128GB Solid State Drive


Or other suggestions?

Couple people I know have the Surface Pros and really like them

[GatorfanStovy]

Couple people I know have the Surface Pros and really like them

Never mind easy google search and found that is the Microsoft product. Um not sure if that would be right fit for her or not. She is looking for one of those that have a cd drive but willing to look into the attachable ones. However , she really likes the HP elite book one above.

[steelerfan]

I have an EliteBook 2540p i7 and it has been good for what I need it for (mostly work).

[GatorfanStovy]

I'm actually more curious about HP Spliy x2 Ultrabook though after browsing it. Looks very nice for a hybrid. Any one ever use one?

[steelerfan]

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Got these things in the oven now. :nod: Takes more bacon (2 to 2.5 strips per roll) than I would have thought. I'll give a report on the results later. :)

[Deuce]

Got these things in the oven now. :nod: Takes more bacon (2 to 2.5 strips per roll) than I would have thought. I'll give a report on the results later. :)

Sweet lord! Let me know! :up:


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[Stan HAMsen]

That picture is incredible.

[steelerfan]

Sweet lord! Let me know! :up:


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Well worth the little effort to make them. Just fry the bacon for a couple minutes so it's not raw and not crispy and roll it into the rolls. Have some friends coming over in the morning so I'm making 15 of them. Wanted to have a trial run tonight (promised my daughter we would make them this weekend) and I'm glad I did because I'm going to need another package of bacon.

[Deuce]

Well worth the little effort to make them. Just fry the bacon for a couple minutes so it's not raw and not crispy and roll it into the rolls. Have some friends coming over in the morning so I'm making 15 of them. Wanted to have a trial run tonight (promised my daughter we would make them this weekend) and I'm glad I did because I'm going to need another package of bacon.

Awesome. I'll have to make for my kiddos.


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[steelerfan]

Awesome. I'll have to make for my kiddos.


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That's my excuse too. :D

[psuexv]

Got these things in the oven now. :nod: Takes more bacon (2 to 2.5 strips per roll) than I would have thought. I'll give a report on the results later. :)

I made these tonight too but mine weren't as good. On a health kick so I did turkey bacon and gluten free cinnamon rolls :)

[Deuce]

That's my excuse too. :D

:D


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[GatorfanStovy]

Any her to PA yet to the deep fried twinkie burger yet?

[SmoothPancakes]

:confused:

[GatorfanStovy]

I meant that it is in Philly my bad.

This http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/philly-restaurant-unveils-deep-fried-twinkie-burger/story?id=20718440

[steelerfan]

Any her to PA yet to the deep fried twinkie burger yet?

There are guys who post in the FIFA forums at OS that do not speak English. Their posts make FAR more sense than this. :smh:

[SCClassof93]

Any her to PA yet to the deep fried twinkie burger yet?

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-30217-cheetah-in-the-rain-gif-Imgur-uMnH.gif

[SCClassof93]

There are guys who post in the FIFA forums at OS that do not speak English. Their posts make FAR more sense than this. :smh:

:D:D:D and :fp:

[Stan HAMsen]

I made the bacon cinnamon rolls this morning. Pretty good.

It takes more effort than that pic led me to believe but still worth it.

[souljahbill]

I made the bacon cinnamon rolls this morning. Pretty good.

It takes more effort than that pic led me to believe but still worth it.

I can dig it!

[Stan HAMsen]

My research suggests that the bacon cinnamon rolls are even better when they've been sitting at room temperature for a couple hours. :up:

[steelerfan]

My research suggests that the bacon cinnamon rolls are even better when they've been sitting at room temperature for a couple hours. :up:

Found the same to be true yesterday. My daughter also agrees with this analysis.

[jaymo76]

Got these things in the oven now. :nod: Takes more bacon (2 to 2.5 strips per roll) than I would have thought. I'll give a report on the results later. :)

Just showed this to the wife. She wants to try them on xmas morning. Plus, the kids love anything bacon!

[psusnoop]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/26/gu5ygu7y.jpg

Careful where you slide your wiener!!

[steelerfan]

No advice is better than that. :fb:

[SCClassof93]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/26/gu5ygu7y.jpg

Careful where you slide your wiener!!

Mine usually shrinks in the snow:fp::D

[GatorfanStovy]

So I tried an experiment today. My experiment was trying to get back onto OS forum. I was banned a few years back for troll. Back then I didn't even know what trolling was . but what ever. Any I created a dummy account on gmail. then signed up at OS with that email but same info as my hotmail,the one that got banned . then later tonight I was bannned already because they some how found I had the same user as before when I was banned for trolling. I mean come on now that is just dumb :fp:

[steelerfan]

Happy Lord Jeffrey Amherst Day!

[Deuce]

Happy Thanksgiving all! Enjoy your family and drink lots of wine so you don't say anything offensive to your annoying sister-in-law. :D


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[SCClassof93]

So I tried an experiment today. My experiment was trying to get back onto OS forum. I was banned a few years back for troll. Back then I didn't even know what trolling was . but what ever. Any I created a dummy account on gmail. then signed up at OS with that email but same info as my hotmail,the one that got banned . then later tonight I was bannned already because they some how found I had the same user as before when I was banned for trolling. I mean come on now that is just dumb :fp:


:whoa:

[steelerfan]

I mean come on now that is just dumb :fp:

I agree.

Creating fake accounts to try and get back on OS is definitely dumb. However, if even you agree it is dumb, why did you try it?

[SCClassof93]

I agree.

Creating fake accounts to try and get back on OS is definitely dumb. However, if even you agree it is dumb, why did you try it?

In an attempt to interpret his post I came to the belief that he was calling OS "dumb".................the comedy never ends :D

[GatorfanStovy]

NO NO guys u are getting it all wrong. I was saying it was dumb that OS had like already blocked my fake email account some how they tagged me with a username i created couple years back. I just think that was dumb . but what ever.

[gschwendt]

NO NO guys u are getting it all wrong. I was saying it was dumb that OS had like already blocked my fake email account some how they tagged me with a username i created couple years back. I just think that was dumb . but what ever.If you were to create a second account here, we'd ban both of your accounts. And yes, we have ways of knowing.

[SmoothPancakes]

If you were to create a second account here, we'd ban both of your accounts. And yes, we have ways of knowing.

:nod:

It's that way on a LOT of forums and sites. If you create a second account, both will be banned. If you get banned and try to create a second one, both will be perma-banned and you even risk an IP ban on some sites.

I was admin of a site years ago for a group of people. We were all in an alliance on a game and had a site/forum that we used for everything when it came to stuff in game/as an alliance. Had to deal with plenty of idiots over the 4 or 5 years I ran things as admin.

Nothing made me laugh more than the idiots I had banned for whatever reason, only for them to come back a month later and either use the same name (just with numbers substituted in for letters or a number added onto the end), or use the same email name (just different host, for instance smoothpancakes@abc.com instead of smoothpancakes@xyz.com), then would complain about how they were banned 5 minutes after registering and try to act like it was some grave injustice and they were some innocent person visiting for the first time.

[steelerfan]

If you were to create a second account here, we'd ban both of your accounts. And yes, we have ways of knowing.

This is GREAT advice, Gator. Give it a shot!

[SmoothPancakes]

This is GREAT advice, Gator. Give it a shot!

http://i616.photobucket.com/albums/tt247/graphene_gfx/Ryan%20Reynolds%20GIFS/SNICKER.gif

:D

[JBHuskers]

This is GREAT advice, Gator. Give it a shot!

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/352682/fall-over-laughing-o.gif

[SmoothPancakes]

I hate this time of year. All of the goddamn Christmas promos and sales spots show up in the log. Coming up at 6:45-6:50, 12 straight fucking minutes of spots. :fp: Hope no one around this city wanted to listen to music this morning, because between news, sports, weather and 12 straight fucking minutes of spots, they're shit out of luck.

[SCClassof93]

This is GREAT advice, Gator. Give it a shot!

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/yes/grand/easy_rider_yes_gif.gif

[GatorfanStovy]

Paul Walker was killed in a car wreck yesterday ..

RIP Walker. How will the fast and furious movies on now?


Sadness http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/30/showbiz/actor-paul-walker-dies/

[morsdraconis]

Sounds like an idiot driving a fast car fucked up and got himself and his passenger killed to me. It's unfortunate that Mr Walker was in the passenger seat, but, in the end, the fool doing the dumb shit with the car got what he deserved.

[gschwendt]

High of 75 today, winter apocalypse this weekend... :bang:

[SmoothPancakes]

High of 75 today, winter apocalypse this weekend... :bang:

:D Yeah, that's us here in Ohio too. Got up around 60, maybe a little higher today. We'll be back down to a high of 31 by Friday and won't even reach the mid-20s by Saturday. The snow won't be quite as bad here in Ohio as in other parts of the country. Depending on timing and location, we could see as little as an inch or two, to as much as half to three-quarters of a foot.

[steelerfan]

Yep. Fucking 80s this week and supposed 40s Friday. Stupid goddamn weather.

[morsdraconis]

Fuckin' 65 or so yesterday, 50 right now at 7am, and gonna be 35 and freezing rain by Sunday. :smh:

[JBHuskers]

60 on Monday, -8 wind chill right now.

[SmoothPancakes]

60 yesterday, 25 by Saturday and we'll reach clear down to near 7 degrees by Monday or Tuesday night. Mother Nature needs to take a goddamn Midol already.

[SCClassof93]

I have no sympathy for any of you. -2 this morning when I got up to run.....pass on that run:smh:. Saturday forecast high is 5 degrees with wind chill below -20. Hope the boys from Coastal Carolina spend a week practicing for The Griz in a deep freeze:D. Was offered a couple tickets for the game Saturday but thought about staying home instead....maybe cut off my hand or something less painful:D

[Stan HAMsen]

I have no sympathy for any of you.

Well, that is the price you pay for living so near to so much of our nation's most beautiful land. Those temps are brutal though.

[jaymo76]

-5 celsius right now. Wind chill tomorrow will make it feel like -17c. It NEVER gets that cold on the west coast (outside of vcr.)!!!

[souljahbill]

Here in Louisiana, 70's during the day, 40's tonight. I freeze in weather below 70. I can take weather in the 90's and 100's like a champ but a breeze under 70 sends me looking for a big coat.

[SmoothPancakes]

27 right now in NW Ohio. Gonna get down to 18 tonight. Saturday's high will only be 24, low 16. Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday nights, right now they're showing 12 degrees for the low on the site I'm looking at, but others are saying we're gonna get down to 5-7 degrees. For us here, that's pretty cold. We usually only see single digits, high or low, a couple times a winter, once every couple years, if that, will we actually drop into the negatives.

[CLW]

All you liberals complaining about the cold weather need to rethink your position on "global warming" maybe its not such a bad idea after all :nod:

[steelerfan]

728

[CLW]

Top Tier Hospitals Excluded from Obamacare
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/top-tier-hospitals-excluded-obamacare-191700528.html

Got Cancer? Well you cannot get care at the #1 or #2 hospitals on planet earth for cancer care. Just wait for the uprising next year when employers drop their employees into Obamacare and hundreds of millions of Americans find out what Obamacare is all about.

[morsdraconis]

Top Tier Hospitals Excluded from Obamacare


http://finance.yahoo.com/news/top-tier-hospitals-excluded-obamacare-191700528.html

Got Cancer? Well you cannot get care at the #1 or #2 hospitals on planet earth for cancer care. Just wait for the uprising next year when employers drop their employees into Obamacare and hundreds of millions of Americans find out what Obamacare is all about.

And I call bullshit. There isn't one hospital in the Tri-State area that is excluded from Blue Cross Blue Shield PPO which is available to me for a $500 deductible, $150 hospital copay, and a $35 general doctor copay for $318/month (which is only ~$100 more than what I was paying working for the State getting the best medical benefits you can possibly get in the state). And that PPO coverage includes Kings Daughter Medical Facility and West Virginia University Medical Center which are two of the best cancer hospitals in the entire US.

If a hospital isn't available to people via the Affordable Care Act, it's not the Act's fault, it's a hospital being a piece of shit. Just like doctors that stopped taking Medicare. It's not Medicare's fault that doctors want to be scumbags and stop helping government assisted senior citizens that are unfortunate enough to not have the money to provide healthcare for themselves without it.

[CLW]

LMAO yeah comparing the #1 Cancer Hospital in America versus the #1 Hospital in West Virginia. Basically the same thing. :nod:

http://health.usnews.com/best-hospitals/area/wv/west-virginia-university-hospitals-6350007

http://health.usnews.com/best-hospitals/area/tx/university-of-texas-md-anderson-cancer-center-6741945


Moreover, you ignore that your mesiah's promise of "if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor" has now also been broken as there are a number of patients that had health plans that included hospitals like Anderson they got booted onto Obamacare and now can longer see their doctor at Anderson.

Thanks for playin'

[steelerfan]

Anderson?

MD Anderson.

Tourist.

[psuexv]

All morticians should do this. :D :D :D

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[psuexv]

Of all the stupid stuff that we hear this one blows my mind. How do you label a 6 year old as a sexual harasser?

http://www.hlntv.com/article/2013/12/10/six-year-old-suspended-kissing-school-first-grade


Hunter Yelton is an energetic first-grader who has a passion for science and P.E., but it's his love of a classmate that now has him labeled as a "sexual harasser."

Hunter's mother, Jennifer Saunders, told HLN affiliate KRDO the Canon City, Colorado, 6-year-old has a crush on a girl in his class. Yelton told KRDO he kissed the student on the hand during reading group. That landed him a two-day suspension from school and an entry of sexual harassment in his school file.

Robin Gooldy, the superintendent of Canon City Schools, told HLN Tuesday that students aren't labeled sexual harassers after the first innocent grade-school kiss, but if unwelcome contact or touching continues, it will be noted in the student's file .

Yelton and his mom admit this isn't the first time Yelton has kissed his classmate. He's been suspended before for kissing the same student on the cheek, but Saunders insists the two are "boyfriend and girlfriend" and that the attention isn't unwelcome. Saunders is outraged that her son has been labeled a "sexual harasser," a label that will stay in his file as long as he is in the Canon City school district.

"How can you do this? How can you say this about my child? Remove sexual harassment, remove it from his record. I'm going to stand up and fight for him because that's not the case, that's not what happened at all," Saunders told KRDO.

But Gooldy said there are two sides to every story. "Our main interest in this is having the behavior stop because the story is not just about the student that was disciplined, it is also about the student receiving the unwanted advances. We have to think about both students in the situation."

Gooldy told HLN that Yelton's record won't follow him to other school districts, and the discipline will stop as soon as the kissing does.

[psusnoop]

Of all the stupid stuff that we hear this one blows my mind. How do you label a 6 year old as a sexual harasser?

http://www.hlntv.com/article/2013/12/10/six-year-old-suspended-kissing-school-first-grade

Adults ruining or at the very least screwing with a child's future for no reason at all. God forbid we talk to a child and explain what is right and what isn't accepted these days in society. Hell no lets fry him!!!!!! Freaking idiots!!!!

[steelerfan]

That is ridiculous. Sexual harassment? Bullshit. That boy's parents need to go after the school for bullying their kid.

On a lighter note, this reminded me of a song. I'll spare you all the actual song, but here are the lyrics. Enjoy!

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/I-Got-An-Office-Job-For-The-Sole-Purpose-Of-Sexually-Harassing-Women-lyrics-Anal-Cunt/1FFC0481869619A148256CE1007E6EAF

[morsdraconis]

Of all the stupid stuff that we hear this one blows my mind. How do you label a 6 year old as a sexual harasser?

http://www.hlntv.com/article/2013/12/10/six-year-old-suspended-kissing-school-first-grade

That's is fuckin' disgusting... :smh: Talk about a fucked up world. The US is out of fuckin' control with this shit. :smh:

[psusnoop]

The school has changed their position and removed the labeling of him and also reinstated him back into school.

[morsdraconis]

The school has changed their position and removed the labeling of him and also reinstated him back into school.

And I would IMMEDIATELY pull him from that school and ask for the resignation of everyone that's involved in getting him labeled as such. FUCK that school.

[ram29jackson]

where did he get the habit ? what's his mom look like ?

[bdoughty]

Of all the stupid stuff that we hear this one blows my mind. How do you label a 6 year old as a sexual harasser?

http://www.hlntv.com/article/2013/12/10/six-year-old-suspended-kissing-school-first-grade


School overacted, no shock there but they did a reversal as common sense came to the rescue.

BUT........ It is not as innocent as most of the stories made it (http://www.canoncitydailyrecord.com/news/canoncity-local-news/ci_24702103/mother-girl-involved-kissing-discipline-speaks-out).

"I had to put restrictions on her about which she was allowed to be around at school. I've had to coach her about what to do when you don't want someone touching you, but they won't stop."

Read the story on the link above and as usual, someone is either doing a horrible parenting job (as he has been in trouble for this on multiple occasions) or we have a future Ted Bundy.

[CLW]

Congrats to Obama on receiving the lie of the year:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymqnDUF6WtM

Unlike the Noble Peace prize he actually EARNED this one. :nod:

[bdoughty]

Congrats to Obama on receiving the lie of the year:


And the three runners up. All Republicans. (http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/12/12/and-the-top-lie-of-2013-goes-to/)

2 - Ted Cruz: Congress gets exception to Obamacare
3 - Michele Bachmann: IRS health care database
4 - Ann Coulter: Docs won't accept Obamacare


CLW - Always Fair and Balanced

[CLW]

And the three runners up. All Republicans. (http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/12/12/and-the-top-lie-of-2013-goes-to/)

2 - Ted Cruz: Congress gets exception to Obamacare
3 - Michele Bachmann: IRS health care database
4 - Ann Coulter: Docs won't accept Obamacare


CLW - Always Fair and Balanced

#2: http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/04/politics/reid-obamacare-staff/

#3 http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424127887324715704578481461934680982 and http://www.usnews.com/opinion/articles/2013/06/05/new-obamacare-database-could-mean-more-irs-scandal-style-abuse

#4 http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/994951f8-5e71-11e3-8621-00144feabdc0.html

Odd how the lie of the year and #4 are basically the opposite sides of the same coin so if #1 is the lie of the year #4 couldn't logically be all that bad of a statement. Just sayin'

[ram29jackson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wtfNE4z6a8

[ram29jackson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-0c-y5aN_g

[ram29jackson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNeN9ZU2CSM

[SCClassof93]

Ram, scenes, gifs etc are cool but please no trailers as I use those during the game and don't want any confusion. Thanks

[ram29jackson]

my cult favorite


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtkvGfJbmQA

[ram29jackson]

79' didn't even make top 20 gross


http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_696888&feature=iv&list=PL114375E185591883&src_vid=I6mpHW3SMcc&v=D3XYhRv-rBU

[ram29jackson]

1979 too, not top 20 gross, just a cult favorite of mine


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL0ipXUD-uU

[SCClassof93]

I think I am going on a self imposed exile for awhile.

[bdoughty]

I think I am going on a self imposed exile for awhile.

Dammit, fucking RAM strikes yet again.

[ram29jackson]

I think I am going on a self imposed exile for awhile.

you posted while I was in mid -post lol sorry

[steelerfan]

Dammit, fucking RAM strikes yet again.

Yep.

Thread Destroyer.

[Deuce]

Having Christmas with my in laws. My brother and sister and law are racist and bigots. Good times. FML. I'm upstairs with the kids drinking trying to avoid all the fuckery.


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[steelerfan]

Having Christmas with my in laws. My brother and sister and law are racist and bigots. Good times. FML. I'm upstairs with the kids drinking trying to avoid all the fuckery.


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[Deuce]

:up:

Good lord. It's brother and sister IN law. :fp:


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[bdoughty]

Yep.

Thread Destroyer.

Forum destroyer
IQ destroyer

I left in a huff because the mods seem to cater to his ignorant ass (pissed me off that he can't simply use a spoiler tag so they come up with an idiotic beware of spoilers in the thread title) and people still continue to use the spoiler tag. I only came back because there are people I genuinely enjoy discussing things with, even CLW on occasion.

Ram can go fuck himself, the jackass posts a trailer 30 minutes after he is asked not to and uses a lame excuse that he was in the middle of posting. LOL :fp:

[SmoothPancakes]

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

[ram29jackson]

Forum destroyer
IQ destroyer

I left in a huff because the mods seem to cater to his ignorant ass (pissed me off that he can't simply use a spoiler tag so they come up with an idiotic beware of spoilers in the thread title) and people still continue to use the spoiler tag. I only came back because there are people I genuinely enjoy discussing things with, even CLW on occasion.

Ram can go fuck himself, the jackass posts a trailer 30 minutes after he is asked not to and uses a lame excuse that he was in the middle of posting. LOL :fp:


oh ,go cry a river over trivial shit some more why don't you.
Spoilers are for 3 year olds who still believe in Santa Claus.

especially for stupid junk like so called zombie dramas LOL

and I didn't see SCCs request till later because I was too busy having fun ! stop whining

[bdoughty]

and I didn't see SCCs request till later because I was too busy having fun ! stop whining

You were in the middle of a post. No, you are now to busy having fun to notice. Next you will say you were busy cutting out pictures from the Boy's section of the JCPenney catalog for your wall collage and it slipped you pea brained mind. Just admit it, you were busy being a douche bag and probably doing the collage thing. I will stop whining when you are banned.

[steelerfan]

:popcorn:

[ram29jackson]

You were in the middle of a post. No, you are now to busy having fun to notice. Next you will say you were busy cutting out pictures from the Boy's section of the JCPenney catalog for your wall collage and it slipped you pea brained mind. Just admit it, you were busy being a douche bag and probably doing the collage thing. I will stop whining when you are banned.

LOL ok what ever kid, obsess over stupid stuff to your hearts content. I didn't pay attention to his post or the time stamp of his post because I didn't care and don't need to care. It wasn't important and after I noticed it I did stop LOL so stop whining

at least I care enough to tell you the truth. have a nice day
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/emoticon-smiley-face-6800043.jpg

[bdoughty]

LOL ok what ever kid, obsess over stupid stuff to your hearts content. I didn't pay attention to his post or the time stamp of his post because I didn't care and don't need to care. It wasn't important and after I noticed it I did stop LOL so stop whining

at least I care enough to tell you the truth. have a nice day


Give your mom a kiss goodnight, throw on your jammies and go to sleep. You screwed the countdown thread, ran off a valued poster, found a bunch of crappy videos to post in multiple threads and typed LOL for the umpteenth time today. That is a pretty full day for you. I am sure mom will give you a gold star on the fridge for your efforts, if you make it through the night without wetting the bed.

[JBHuskers]

Give your mom a kiss goodnight, throw on your jammies and go to sleep. You screwed the countdown thread, ran off a valued poster, found a bunch of crappy videos to post in multiple threads and typed LOL for the umpteenth time today. That is a pretty full day for you. I am sure mom will give you a gold star on the fridge for your efforts, if you make it through the night without wetting the bed.

You say we "cater to Ram". That means we cater to you too for allowing all the shit you talk about and all the fun you make of Ram. The difference is he handles it better.


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[ram29jackson]

cliché alert
http://www.debbieschlussel.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/cantwealljustgetalong.jpg

[bdoughty]

You say we "cater to Ram". That means we cater to you too for allowing all the shit you talk about and all the fun you make of Ram. The difference is he handles it better.

Yes, I go away when I reach a point of frustration. Ram stays to annoy another day. Kudos for the excellent observation. What is asinine is making a rule for one person. He is the only one not using spoilers in the Walking Dead thread, yet the brains of this operation give him free will to do so. Even in this thread he mocks the show that we love to talk about. So I am going to keep pounding down on RAM, just like the numerous other posters here, because he deserves no better.

If you have a problem with that, my IP is right in front of you and so is the ban button, click away.

LOL

[steelerfan]

This thread is full of awesome.

:popcorn:

[ram29jackson]

This thread is full of awesome.

:popcorn:

and full of angry poetry
http://harshikaram.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/angry.png?w=930
http://thedailyquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/every-minute-you-are-angry-lose-happiness-life-quotes-sayings-pictures.png

[bdoughty]

I remember a long time ago this was going to be a thread about The Top Movies of the 70's. Those were good times. Good times indeed.

[CLW]

Judge: NSA phone program unconstitutional
http://www.politico.com/story/2013/12/national-security-agency-phones-judge-101203.html

:nod: using that precedent could also strike down the net monitoring program as well :nod:

[oweb26]

Having Christmas with my in laws. My brother and sister and law are racist and bigots. Good times. FML. I'm upstairs with the kids drinking trying to avoid all the fuckery.


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You should invite me over would make classic awkwardness. Lol

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[oweb26]

Judge: NSA phone program unconstitutional
http://www.politico.com/story/2013/12/national-security-agency-phones-judge-101203.html

:nod: using that precedent could also strike down the net monitoring program as well :nod:

Was there ever anyone who believed it was constitutional? I just figured they didnt give a shit or at the least they would blanket it under some form of "act" ala the patriot act-ish .

[ram29jackson]

Originally Posted by Deuce View Post

Having Christmas with my in laws. My brother and sister and law are racist and bigots. Good times. FML. I'm upstairs with the kids drinking trying to avoid all the fuckery.



but what kind of racist bigots are they ? what odd/different views do you get from them ? is your immediate family mixed which makes it weird/difficult for you ?

[ram29jackson]

Judge: NSA phone program unconstitutional
http://www.politico.com/story/2013/12/national-security-agency-phones-judge-101203.html

:nod: using that precedent could also strike down the net monitoring program as well :nod:


it makes no difference. The government can monitor and follow who ever they want to when ever they want to without needing to comply to anyone or anything. Its ridiculous for the common man to think he knows crap about how the government operates under or over the table

[SCClassof93]

Has forum feedback been moved or closed? If so, is there any way to block threads by ignored users?

[steelerfan]

Has forum feedback been moved or closed? If so, is there any way to block threads by ignored users?

Who could you possibly be talking about?

:D

[bdoughty]

Has forum feedback been moved or closed? If so, is there any way to block threads by ignored users?

I don't make that many threads. :(

[SmoothPancakes]

Proof that people are fucking dumbasses. :D :D :D :D :D

Deadspin: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? (http://deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-this-year-1486766986)


Rectum: "PATIENT STATES HE WAS EXPERIENCING AN ITCHY RECTUM AND INSERTED A REMOTE CONTROL TO SCRATCH"

"BIG PURPLE DILDO"

LIT BOTTLE ROCKET; "IT DIDN'T GO WELL"


Deadspin: What Horrible Things We Did To Our Penises Last Year? (http://deadspin.com/what-horrible-things-did-we-do-to-our-penises-last-year-1487404095)


WAS AT A WATER PARK AND RAN INTO A POLE, FOREHEAD AND PENIS CONTUSION

WHILE PUTTING ON PJ'S HE HIT HIS PENIS AGAINST THE WALL

LACERATION TO PENIS USING SHOT GLASS TO MASTURBATE

SHOT WITH BB GUN BY BRO TO THE GENITAL

RUNNING WITH ERECT PENIS AND FELL ONTO FLOOR SUSTAINING PENILE FRACTURE

HEARD A POP TAKING OFF BOXERS

WAS SITTING ON COUCH @ HOME, WHEN SIBLING THREW A LARGE TOY TRUCK AT HIM HITTING PENIS. TRAUMA.

[SmoothPancakes]

Now that is what I call ringing in the new year. Sat down on the porcelain throne with today's local rag at 12:02 AM.

[SmoothPancakes]

And on the first day of 2014, I have reached the 11,000 post plateau. Happy New Year!


I think this might be a sign I spend too much time on here. :D

[morsdraconis]

I fuckin' hate my life right now. Had some money saved up to get the hell out of the hell hole apartment I'm living in at the moment but I just wrecked my fuckin' car into the creek bank (currently sitting at a 60 degree angle in the creek waiting to be towed) because of icy road conditions instead of staying home today like I should have. I fucking hate myself right now. FUCK.

[souljahbill]

I fuckin' hate my life right now. Had some money saved up to get the hell out of the hell hole apartment I'm living in at the moment but I just wrecked my fuckin' car into the creek bank (currently sitting at a 60 degree angle in the creek waiting to be towed) because of icy road conditions instead of staying home today like I should have. I fucking hate myself right now. FUCK.

At least you still have your life. Glad you're ok.

[morsdraconis]

At least you still have your life. Glad you're ok.

Thanks man.

Yeah, thankfully, I'm fine, but really pissed at myself for being stupid today.

[JeffHCross]

And on the first day of 2014, I have reached the 11,000 post plateau. Happy New Year!


I think this might be a sign I spend too much time on here. :DI'm 50 behind you + how long have I been gone? :D

[ram29jackson]

dude is playing ncaa 06 on twitch right now !

http://www.twitch.tv/nelekets

[SCClassof93]

At least you still have your life. Glad you're ok.

+1, the only really important thing.

[SCClassof93]

Anybody know baseballplyrmvp? Has not been around since 11/17.

[steelerfan]

Anybody know baseballplyrmvp? Has not been around since 11/17.

I asked the same thing a couple of weeks ago. Nobody seems to know. :dunno:

[SCClassof93]

I asked the same thing a couple of weeks ago. Nobody seems to know. :dunno:

I missed that, sorry. Getting a bit worried about him.

[JBHuskers]

Some people just leave the scene. I don't have him on social media or anything like that.

[steelerfan]

Typical Mobilehoma. :D

http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2014/01/death_by_atomic_wedgie_oklahoma_man_allegedly_kill ed_with_his_own_underwear.html

[bdoughty]

Typical Mobilehoma. :D

Chuck Norris does not approve of this message.

[JBHuskers]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ5w4MkFofc

[ryby6969]

I am taking a Web Site Development class this semester for college and it is already pretty interesting. Learning about HTML5 and XHTML. Pretty cool stuff so far.

[Stan HAMsen]

I was going to make the bacon cinnamon rolls again today, but the cinnamon rolls I got don't unroll. :dunno:

So I'm having bacon and cinnamon rolls. Not exactly the same thing.

[steelerfan]

I was going to make the bacon cinnamon rolls again today, but the cinnamon rolls I got don't unroll. :dunno:

So I'm having bacon and cinnamon rolls. Not exactly the same thing.

Get the Grand's ones. :up:

[SmoothPancakes]

You have got to be shitting me. :fp:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/01/11/pimp-nike-jordan-sue/4431131/


After brutally beating a man with his Nike Jordan shoes, a pimp is suing Nike for $100 million for lack of warning that shoes might be dangerous if used to beat someone.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, anyone who files a frivolous lawsuit should be laughed out of the court room by the judge as soon as it's gaveled into session, then taken out behind the courthouse and beaten with a rubber hose. Absolutely goddamn ridiculous. :fp:

[ram29jackson]

it doesn't say they are honoring his crap in any way. Just reporting he was dumb enough to complain

[SmoothPancakes]

it doesn't say they are honoring his crap in any way. Just reporting he was dumb enough to complain

It doesn't matter if they honor it or not. The fact that a court has to even waste a single second with this stupid crap is enough to take this douchebag out behind the courthouse and beat him with a rubber hose.

[bdoughty]

It doesn't matter if they honor it or not. The fact that a court has to even waste a single second with this stupid crap is enough to take this douchebag out behind the courthouse and beat him with a rubber hose.

Normally I would say that rubber hose should be taken to the lawyer(s) who take the case.


Clardy, who is representing himself

Score one for the lawyers in Eastern Oregon.

[SmoothPancakes]

Normally I would say that rubber hose should be taken to the lawyer(s) who take the case.



Score one for the lawyers in Eastern Oregon.

Yeah, this time the lawyers actually had some brains and stayed away from this one. I'm shocked. :D

Hell, Nike should counter-sue him for the simple fact of him being a mope and wasting the time of the court and some rookie, night shift, part-time unpaid college intern in Nike's legal department.

[steelerfan]

Yeah, this time the lawyers actually had some brains and stayed away from this one. I'm shocked. :D

Hell, Nike should counter-sue him for the simple fact of him being a mope and wasting the time of the court and some rookie, night shift, part-time unpaid college intern in Nike's legal department.

The lawyers didn't pass on it for the right reason (that it's stupid) though. They only passed because they knew it didn't have a shot at getting them paid. Lawyers are scum.

Speaking of which, I have to be in court on Thursday. It's for business reasons though and the law is fully on our side. Just a formality. :)

[steelerfan]

Putting this here so more guys will see it.

I have 3 different careers going in NHL 14. A Be a GM with Pittsburgh that I play the games in, a GM Connected with Dallas (TGTHL with snoop, JB, and Eric), and another BAGM with Calgary that is just a sim.

In the sim with Calgary, I just finished the 2016-17 season and a fictitious goalie in the draft has a disturbing name.

740

Harry Rimmer! :fp:

Of course, he's American. :smh:

[psusnoop]

Did you sign him to an "entry level" contract. :D

[psusnoop]

I bet he is looking for a short term contract :)

[steelerfan]

Did you sign him to an "entry level" contract. :D

No. :D

He was actually pretty good and I was hoping he'd fall to me in the second round. I had 3 picks in round 2 with the first being like ninth. Unfortunately, Carolina took him like 4th in the second round.

[steelerfan]

I bet he is looking for a short term contract :)

Not sure, but I do know he is open to a 2-way deal.

[steelerfan]

Hey, a real life Harry Rimmer.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Rimmer

Of course, he was a man of the cloth.

[psusnoop]

Lmfao

[jaymo76]

Took my oldest son to that movie "Walking with Dinosaurs." It's a g rated kids movie but I really enjoyed it. Hey who doesn't like dinosaurs right? Pretty cool memory to as it's the first movie I have ever taken him to by myself.

[steelerfan]

Took my oldest son to that movie "Walking with Dinosaurs." It's a g rated kids movie but I really enjoyed it. Hey who doesn't like dinosaurs right? Pretty cool memory to as it's the first movie I have ever taken him to by myself.

:up:

[bdoughty]

Hey who doesn't like dinosaurs right?

Pretty sure this dude.

http://i.imgur.com/brZ7lcM.gif

[SCClassof93]

First thing, I don't have a friggin clue what this is or why etc :dunno: Second, again no clue as to why youtube "suggests" stuff based on what you are searching for :dunno:. Third, searching for movie trailers brought me to this. Fourth, if you watch even just a little, you too can say, "I have seen it all now" :D


I kept thinking, it is hypnotic and is this an Al Snow tribute :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8erjtkX5MyY

[skipwondah33]

Crazy no mention of the chemical spill in WV

Majority of my family lives in Charleston and Dunbar. Can't drink, bathe, cook, wash hands, wash clothes or anything with the water.

Apparently the container that leaked the chemical hadn't been inspected in years

Guess they don't have to follow any regulations.

[ram29jackson]

Crazy no mention of the chemical spill in WV

Majority of my family lives in Charleston and Dunbar. Can't drink, bathe, cook, wash hands, wash clothes or anything with the water.

Apparently the container that leaked the chemical hadn't been inspected in years

Guess they don't have to follow any regulations.



http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2014-01-14/lawyers-aim-bigger-than-freedom-industries-in-west-virginia-chemical-spill

[skipwondah33]

Yeah it's crazy. My Mom was telling me that any restaurant that relies/depends (which should be all of them since they have to wash dishes) has been forced to close.

[steelerfan]

Incredibly huge day for my business today. Closed a SUBSTANTIAL deal this afternoon at a bar. :sf:

First of many BIG days to come. :up:

[JBHuskers]

Atta boy!

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[bdoughty]

He's a Pirate


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4JD-3-UAzM

Pretty damn awesome but I digress...


Yeah, pretty sure pirating stuff is against the TOS. (http://www.thegamingtailgate.com/forums/content.php?139-The-Gaming-Tailgate-Rules-Guidelines-amp-Vision)

- No illegal material or content will be allowed. This includes premium content from pay sites, guides related to hacking, piracy, illegal videos/photos, hardcore pornography, etc.

[SCClassof93]

How can I ever hope to catch JB in posts when mine keep getting deleted by the GMAN????:D

[SmoothPancakes]

How can I ever hope to catch JB in posts when mine keep getting deleted by the GMAN????:D

Being kept down by the man! :D

[ram29jackson]

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/01/14/r-b-i-baseball-will-return-in-2014/


R.B.I. Baseball was the most popular baseball video game for the Nintendo Entertainment System. It was not the best baseball game for the NES — that title belongs to Baseball Stars — but R.B.I. had player name licensing from the MLBPA and came out with yearly editions so it flourished over Stars and the also-under-appreciated Bad News Baseball and Bases Loaded during the late 80s and early 90s.

Now all you millions of R.B.I. Baseball fans get to take another ride. MLBAM, the league’s interactive media wing, has announced a spring launch for an R.B.I. Baseball reboot on all current-generation consoles and mobile devices. There isn’t much more information yet — only a Twitter feed, a one-page website and a logo — but the game is coming and will be the first attempt at a console product for the MLBAM folks.

We’ll assume that the R.B.I. Baseball 2014 presentation will be significantly different from the NES versions that hit North American shelves in 1988, 1989 and 1990. Which really is too bad …

[steelerfan]

:fp:

[souljahbill]

Little league coach is suing one of his players for half a mil over an accident.

Click here and begin eye-rolling (http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/1924774-little-league-coach-is-suing-his-player-for-more-than-500000)

[JBHuskers]

How can I ever hope to catch JB in posts when mine keep getting deleted by the GMAN????:D

Not going to happen anyways :D

[psuexv]

The reviews for these gummi bears are great.

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/dp/B000EVQWKC

This one in particular :D


I'm pretty sure Andrea (I'll call her) agreed to have dinner at my apartment only because I always spoke to her using nothing but my two-years-of-high-school German. Her English was perfect. Probably better than mine. But the fact that I could only ask her directions to the Autobahn or inquire about the health of her non-existent Tante Amelia, seemed to make me appealing to her in a sweet and non-threatening way.
My intentions, however, were considerably less child-like. Which is why the shopping that night was done at one of those upscale groceries with an international flair. Moules Marinieres is as much of a panty-peeler as anything I can cook, and isn't that hard to pull off. But still, I was busy tracking the recipe in my head when I found myself in the sweets aisle. And that, to my great chagrin, is why I didn't immediately notice the difference between Haribo Normal Gummi Bears (which are designed for human enjoyment) and Haribo Sugarless Gummi Bears (which are designed for use in maximum security prisons as a way to punish uncooperative inmates).
I shan't make that mistake again. (notice you can't spell SHAN'T without SHAT.)
Prior to Andrea's arrival, I sat in my living room, creating a playlist of make-out music and nervously binging on the Gummi Bears I had placed in a decorative bowl because I am fancy.
The doorbell rang, and within minutes we were standing in the kitchen, drinking beers and both of us probably worrying that we were about to exhaust my ability to communicate in her native tongue. But soon that would be the least of my worries. In the middle of trying to ask Andrea if she likes to dance to young people's music, I felt a flutter in my midsection, accompanied by a guttural pronouncement so loud it threatened to drown out my own voice.
Maybe it was because I was mentally refreshing my language lessons, but it suddenly struck me how much pre-diarrheal grumblings sound like German words.
"ENTSCHULDIGUNG!" was the next thing uttered by my rapidly clenching stomach. Appropriately, Andrea looked up in response.
"Sind Sie Kaffee machen?" she asked.
Am I making coffee?
I thought I must have mistranslated her at first, then finally I realized that yes, the loud, ominous gurgling coming from my gut could easily be mistaken for the percolating of some bachelor's crappy coffeemaker.
It's remarkable how quickly one knows that one is about to have a traumatic pottymaking experience. Maybe that's the body's way of buying you the precious seconds you need. I was already calculating the number of steps to the bathroom, speculating on whether I would have time to lift the lid to the toilet, when my own voice cried out loudly in my head.
She's going to hear EVERYTHING!
Thanks to an acoustical idiosyncrasy in my building, the hallway outside the bathroom works as an amplifier pointed straight at my living room-slash-kitchen. So that somehow even the gentlest tinkle sounds like I'm pouring lemonade out of a bucket.
With only half an idea of what I was doing, I grabbed Andrea's hand and pulled her roughly down onto my sofa. I must have looked like a madman as I booted up my iTunes playlist, plugged in the gigantic new headphones I had just bought to keep me looking young and hip, and clamped them down over her ears. (the sweat forming on my brow and upper lip couldn't have helped.) In response to her nervous expression, I kept shouting "You'll love this! You'll love this!"
I spun her around so that she was looking out the window. My "plan" was that she'd be so distracted by the modest 4th floor view, that it would allow me to pull my pants off while I sprinted down the hall, silently singing the praises of the noise-reducing quality of my new headphones. (this story will be reprinted in its entirety as a 5 star review on the Sony Beats Audio Amazon page.)
As I slammed the bathroom door shut, already half naked, it occurred to me that I had not been shouting "You'll love this!" at Andrea. I don't even know how to say that in German. In my desperation I had been saying "Ich Leibe Dich!" Repeatedly professing my love for her in a shaky and frantic voice. But maybe that was a good thing, because as I threw myself at the toilet, I figured the best I could hope for is that she would be so creeped-out that she would sneak out of the apartment, blissfully unaware of the carnage taking place in the next room.
What can I say about the ensuing white-knuckle bowel movement that hasn't been expressed in other reviews on this page? I'm pretty sure I haven't seen the adjective "Kafkaesque" used anywhere else.
By the end of Act One of this private little torture-porn movie, I was confessing to every unsolved crime in history. Praying I would stumble upon the one that would satisfy my invisible captors.
Quickly I realized that I had more than Andrea's sense of sound to worry about. Were she to get even the faintest whiff of the weapons-grade sluice that my anus was angrily shouting into the porcelain, I would have to change my name and move to another city.
And so I flushed. And flushed. And flushed and flushed.
And then I flushed and nothing happened.
I have never looked down into a broken toilet with more horror in my entire life. And I once stopped up George Clooney's crapper! (a true story for another time.)
I reached for the plunger, but my hand froze and my heart seized when I saw it on the floor, broken in two and covered in what looked like teeth marks. Apparently I had used the wooden handle to keep from biting my tongue off and had chewed clean through it. When did that happen? It seems my mind had already started the process of repressing this entire event.
Amid the feverish, fruitless dance I did across my tiny bathroom floor, it dawned on me that it had been more than a minute since my last soul-wrenching anal tantrum. Dear Lord, is it over? I asked, quite possibly aloud.
I may have been light-headed and delusional, but I began to imagine a non-ignominious resolution to this ordeal. I just needed to get her the hell out of here. If Andrea hadn't fled the building, vomiting in terror, then I supposed I could pull up my trousers and make a cavalier exit. As long as I could get her off premises and as far away from this post-apocalyptic commode as humanly possible. Assuming that the Diarrhistas had retreated to the hills temporarily, maybe I could even whisk Andrea away to a candlelight dinner at Bernardo's. How impulsive!
My first few steps back toward the living room were tentative. And not just because my sphincter felt raw and tattered. It was a slow approach to the Moment of Truth, especially when I saw her figure still planted on my sofa. I knew any look on Andrea's face other than her mouth agape would constitute a miraculous victory. And when she smiled at me, the wash of relief that engulfed me was more glorious than any throes of ecstasy I might have wished for at the beginning of the night.
And then I saw it.
The decorative bowl sitting in her lap. Down to just the last few sugarless Gummi bears.
"Du hast Haribo!" she said to me. Accompanied by a satisfied smile. A big, beaming Hansel and Gretel smile, that slightly turned down in one corner at the sound we both suddenly heard. A low rumble from deep within her GI tract that sounded like Gefahrrrrr.
The German word for Danger.
Her eyes shot past mine and refocused on the bathroom door just down the hall behind me.

[Stan HAMsen]

:D

Thanks for posting that.

[psusnoop]

That was great :D

[CLW]

Does Obama know about ANYTHING going on in his government?

http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/obama-claims-ignorance-extent-nsa-surveillance

[ram29jackson]

interesting month to say the least.

I live in Duarte not too far from these fires. Not in danger but the sky and air is bad all around and you feel it

http://www.oc-breeze.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Colby-Fire-20140116.png

http://www.oc-breeze.com/2014/01/17/45898_update-on-colby-fire-above-glendora/

I live 80 feet from the Rossi Murder and heard the shots that night

http://articles.latimes.com/2013/dec/24/local/la-me-1225-duarte-homicide-20131225

all this and I had laser eye surgery/lasik on my right eye last Friday

[Stan HAMsen]

Why am I kinda inebriated? I only had, like, 4 beers, I think.

[bdoughty]

Why am I kinda inebriated? I only had, like, 4 beers, I think.

It's not be the quantity of the beer but the size of the, er, eh. :hmm:


http://i.imgur.com/fXTAnlz.jpg

[SCClassof93]

Why am I kinda inebriated? I only had, like, 4 beers, I think.

Isn't that like "kinda pregnant"? :confused:

[Stan HAMsen]

Good show, bdo. :up:


Isn't that like "kinda pregnant"? :confused:

Unlike pregnancy, there are varying levels of intoxication.

[bdoughty]

Ooops, he done it again.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXpwflzSF4M#t=17

[Stan HAMsen]

Is mayor a real job in Toronto? Or is it one of those deals where city council makes all the decisions and the mayor is just the guy with the big scissors at the ribbon cutting?

[Deuce]

If The Big Lebowski Were An 8-Bit Video Game

http://view.break.com/2566686



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[gschwendt]

Fallout 4 is looking awesome!!!

http://i.imgur.com/WeXZCIl.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/omWL6yS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/pDOaKjS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/jv1mlSc.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/SGuHKIU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/gtZFpXF.jpg



Oh... wait... no... that's just riots in the Ukraine.

[steelerfan]

Suck it, Kraut. :down:

;)

[bdoughty]

Fallout 4 is looking awesome!!!


:D That was a classic.

[ram29jackson]

wow

[morsdraconis]

Holy fucking shit SSDs are AWESOME. Shit loads retarded fast. God damn it's amazing.

[cdj]

Be careful in this winter storm. Things could get messy!

http://cdn.nextimpulsesports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/BejJiCoIUAAK0B6.png

[steelerfan]

Be careful in this winter storm. Things could get messy!

Now I understand this "Black Ice" they keep talking about here. :up:

[bdoughty]

Now I understand this "Black Ice" they keep talking about here. :up:

8/10 :up:

[Stan HAMsen]

I want to think that it really says something else, but that logo looks like an anus. Do these names go in alphabetical order like the hurricanes do? Will the next one be Winter Storm Ballon Knot? Will they use the same logo? :hmm: :dunno:

[cdj]

I want to think that it really says something else, but that logo looks like an anus. Do these names go in alphabetical order like the hurricanes do? Will the next one be Winter Storm Ballon Knot? Will they use the same logo? :hmm: :dunno:

It says JANUS, but the J is basically the same color as the circle.

[punter]

:drool:

[steelerfan]

:drool:

You drooling over the word "Anus"?

[JBHuskers]

You drooling over the word "Anus"?

http://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y389/JBHuskers/GIFs/jack-confused-o_zps065a3bc1.gif

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[bdoughty]

You drooling over the word "Anus"?

He posted about his 500 year old razor in that post, only to edit it and make a new thread about the razor and cheap blades. Hence the drooling emoticon. He really likes old razors and cheap razor blades and the thought of making that new thread excited him.

It is possible that he is into anuses but that's for another time in another forum.

[steelerfan]

He posted about his 500 year old razor in that post, only to edit it and make a new thread about the razor and cheap blades. Hence the drooling emoticon. He really likes old razors and cheap razor blades and the thought of making that new thread excited him.

It is possible that he is into anuses but that's for another time in another forum.

Maybe the razors and anuses (I wish "ani" was a word) are to be used in tandem. :dunno:

[JBHuskers]

There we go. The plot to Saw VIII!

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[bdoughty]

There we go. The plot to Saw VIII!

Would probably be better than the plots to the last few. Speaking of horror I did catch a pretty gruesome movie on Amazon Prime called "Sweatshop (http://www.amazon.com/Sweatshop-Ashley-Kay/dp/B005MMYB3S/)". If you like tons of gore, some descent ta-ta's and more sexual innuendo than a porn, give er a shot. It is a super slow burn, so after watching the first 10 minutes just fast forward until you see a guy wearing a welders helmet. The ending is pretty damn good and answers a question you are thinking through most of the film.


What is going to happen when the rave kiddies come? Will they end it before that happens? Well they do not end it too soon and more smashing ensues. Hippie kids deserved it.


While I am rambling on, those of you who enjoy British TV, please check out the show called "The Syndicate (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00CL6KT6Q/)." Only one season, 5 hourly episodes and it is about a group of employees who win the lottery, deal with a burglary at their store and hidden secrets.

[punter]

He posted about his 500 year old razor in that post, only to edit it and make a new thread about the razor and cheap blades. Hence the drooling emoticon. He really likes old razors and cheap razor blades and the thought of making that new thread excited him.

It is possible that he is into anuses but that's for another time in another forum.

Sorry if your not old enough to shave yet, but the blades are cheap in price not quality.
I figured someone may enjoy saving money on blades, my bad.

[JBHuskers]

Hell, I was up late one night after DJ'ing and watched Zombies vs. Strippers on Netflix. Sweatshop is probably an Academy Award winner compared to that :D

[SCClassof93]

Brief review of last few posts: cheesy horror, razors and anuses. Carry on :))

[steelerfan]

Brief review of last few posts: cheesy horror, razors and anuses. Carry on :))

Welcome to The Anything Thread. :nod:

[SmoothPancakes]

Hell, I was up late one night after DJ'ing and watched Zombies vs. Strippers on Netflix. Sweatshop is probably an Academy Award winner compared to that :D

Here's another great movie to watch.

Zombie Strippers! (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0960890/)

Always a great movie to throw on late at night and just mindlessly laugh.

[JBHuskers]

Brief review of last few posts: cheesy horror, razors and anuses. Carry on :))


Welcome to The Anything Thread. :nod:

No shit! Well usually this much fun is in the Nothing Thread.


Here's another great movie to watch.

Zombie Strippers! (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0960890/)

Always a great movie to throw on late at night and just mindlessly laugh.

Another movie that is an Academy Award winner compared to Zombies vs. Strippers.

[punter]

For all of those who smoke cigarettes if you started rolling your own it will only cost you around $30 a month.

[punter]

You can buy a machine like this for under 10 dollars on ebay, I've seen them as low as $2.50 and they will last 2-3 years.
You can buy filters for them at most tobacco stores if you perver filters.
A 16 oz of tobacco is about $18 and rolling papers 99 cents.
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm294/punterking/automatic-tobacco-roller-box-cigarette-roll.jpg (http://s299.photobucket.com/user/punterking/media/automatic-tobacco-roller-box-cigarette-roll.jpg.html)

[bdoughty]

For all of those who smoke cigarettes if you started rolling your own it will only cost you around $30 a month.

No new thread? No pictures of wrapping paper that you found for the Civil War era?

http://i.imgur.com/60tvKSB.jpg

[punter]

[QUOTE=bdoughty;231385]No new thread? No pictures of wrapping paper that you found for the Civil War era?

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm294/punterking/41ofeneUhUL.jpg (http://s299.photobucket.com/user/punterking/media/41ofeneUhUL.jpg.html) :up::up::up::up:

[bdoughty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdSyBXXeDTI

[Stan HAMsen]

I watched Sweatshop last night. I guess I was hoping bdo was underselling the tits. :D

I wasn't crazy about the ending. On the one hand, I sort of liked that Charlie stood there and listened to what was happening on the other side of the door. On the other, she was a bad person even to the end, when she was only worried about saving herself, and I was hoping that the Beast would get her too.

Of course, this is only one of many, MANY things I disliked about the movie.

[JBHuskers]

I watched Sweatshop last night. I guess I was hoping bdo was underselling the tits. :D

I wasn't crazy about the ending. On the one hand, I sort of liked that Charlie stood there and listened to what was happening on the other side of the door. On the other, she was a bad person even to the end, when she was only worried about saving herself, and I was hoping that the Beast would get her too.

Of course, this is only one of many, MANY things I disliked about the movie.


I looked at your post all confused because I know some Dakota and bdo is a word :D then I understood what you're talking about.

[JBHuskers]

http://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y389/JBHuskers/1796541_3964997018811_1119400592_n_zps307e0140.jpg

[bdoughty]

I watched Sweatshop last night. I guess I was hoping bdo was underselling the tits. :D

I wasn't crazy about the ending. On the one hand, I sort of liked that Charlie stood there and listened to what was happening on the other side of the door. On the other, she was a bad person even to the end, when she was only worried about saving herself, and I was hoping that the Beast would get her too.

Of course, this is only one of many, MANY things I disliked about the movie.



The tits part (ones that were actually worth looking at) was a thinly veiled reference to the last cheesy horror film I watched and posted, Babysitter Massacre (http://www.amazon.com/Babysitter-Massacre-Erin-R-Ryan/dp/B00FRZP008). If you watch, you will understand but hate me later.

The trailer will give you a glimpse at the udders I was referring to.

NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTNfWgmPrVI

As for the movie.

Gotta have the carnage at the end, cut back to the girl to early. I had no problem seeing her survive because there are plenty of ho's out there needing her assistance at future raves. :P Like I said, the gore was the reason I even mentioned it, since most Indie horror flicks on Amazon make this look like John Carpenters Halloween in comparison. The only quality horror movie that I would actually recommend and have truly enjoyed in the past few years is "The Descent." The genre is being taken over by every horror fan who wanted to make a movie.

[SmoothPancakes]

http://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y389/JBHuskers/1796541_3964997018811_1119400592_n_zps307e0140.jpg

:D They would lose their flipping minds here in Ohio. So far we've 40 inches of snow just in this month alone. And they're calling for another 1 or 2 inches of snow sometime between Thursday and Friday. Here, it takes a foot of snow or temperatures/wind chills reaching -20 or lower to shut things down. Down there, it just has to get to 32 degrees for schools to cancel. :fp:

[bdoughty]

:D They would lose their flipping minds here in Ohio. So far we've 40 inches of snow just in this month alone. And they're calling for another 1 or 2 inches of snow sometime between Thursday and Friday. Here, it takes a foot of snow or temperatures/wind chills reaching -20 or lower to shut things down. Down there, it just has to get to 32 degrees for schools to cancel. :fp:

You are all a bunch of wimps. You want weather, move to the Texas Panhandle. Plenty of snow in the winter and then usually a month of 100+ degree weather with no rain in the summer. Oh and dust storms and tornado's to boot.

http://i.imgur.com/fELgRPz.jpg

[souljahbill]

:D They would lose their flipping minds here in Ohio. So far we've 40 inches of snow just in this month alone. And they're calling for another 1 or 2 inches of snow sometime between Thursday and Friday. Here, it takes a foot of snow or temperatures/wind chills reaching -20 or lower to shut things down. Down there, it just has to get to 32 degrees for schools to cancel. :fp:

It's not really the snow, it's ice. We aren't used to icy roads. When the icy/sleet mix first came down, just walking was a challenge.

[psuexv]

It is kind of funny how similar it looks

http://c7.nrostatic.com/sites/default/files/walkingdeadvssnow.jpg

[JBHuskers]

:D :D :D

[gschwendt]

Here's a full comparison of TWD to Atlanta Snowpocalypse
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/atlanta-is-literally-an-episode-of-the-walking-dead-right-no

[psuexv]

People seriously sleeping in stores?

[JBHuskers]

People seriously sleeping in stores?

Some children had to stay overnight at schools too.

[psuexv]

Some children had to stay overnight at schools too.

Now the real statistic to watch will be if in 10 months teen pregnancy is up

[bdoughty]

What the heck kind of shoddy shredding wood chipper is this?

http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2014/01/30/washington-man-survives-going-through-wood-chipper/

[steelerfan]

Keep my daughter in your thoughts. She is going through hell right now with her mother and has been for a good 6 months. It has recently escalated and it's time for me to get her out of that situation.

[morsdraconis]

Keep my daughter in your thoughts. She is going through hell right now with her mother and has been for a good 6 months. It has recently escalated and it's time for me to get her out of that situation.

Sorry to hear Matt. Hope it works out for you and her man.

[steelerfan]

Sorry to hear Matt. Hope it works out for you and her man.

Thank you, brother.

[psuexv]

Keep my daughter in your thoughts. She is going through hell right now with her mother and has been for a good 6 months. It has recently escalated and it's time for me to get her out of that situation.

Good luck, at least she should be old enough that her opinion matters. Unfortunately a lot of the times it doesn't.

[steelerfan]

Good luck, at least she should be old enough that her opinion matters. Unfortunately a lot of the times it doesn't.

It does, she's 12 and that is the age in Texas. That, of course, only means her opinion will be considered.

The way things are heading right now, her mom is heading toward having her taken away or at least having a clinical recommendation that she live with me.

It's going to be a grueling process and I only care that my daughter is healthy and happy, no matter where she lives.

Thank you for the concern, Eric.

[bdoughty]

Keep my daughter in your thoughts. She is going through hell right now with her mother and has been for a good 6 months. It has recently escalated and it's time for me to get her out of that situation.

Best wishes that you can get her out of that situation.

[steelerfan]

Best wishes that you can get her out of that situation.

Thank you, my Steelers brother.

[Stan HAMsen]

Good luck steelerfan.

[souljahbill]

Best of luck, Steelerfan

[steelerfan]

Good luck steelerfan.


Best of luck, Steelerfan

Thank you both. I appreciate it.

[JBHuskers]

Keep my daughter in your thoughts. She is going through hell right now with her mother and has been for a good 6 months. It has recently escalated and it's time for me to get her out of that situation.

Hope you do man.

[steelerfan]

Hope you do man.

Thanks buddy.

[jaymo76]

Thanks buddy.

Good luck Matt! I hope everything works out for your daughter.

[steelerfan]

Good luck Matt! I hope everything works out for your daughter.

Thank you, brother.

I'm in for a long, horrible fight but I have to protect my child.

[CLW]

http://dinarvets.com/forums/uploads/gallery/album_950/gallery_37551_950_6770.jpg

Filed my taxes and reminded once again how much I "miss" W. :nod:

[bdoughty]

Filed my taxes and reminded once again how much I "miss" W. :nod:

I miss many things, "W" is not on that list.

[SmoothPancakes]

I miss many things, "W" is not on that list.

:nod:

[souljahbill]

I miss many things, "W" is not on that list.

So much this.

I don't want to get political but outside of how he ran the country in the immediate aftermath of 9/11 (which I'll always give him props for), "W" was a hot ass mess.

[JBHuskers]

http://www.securitronlinux.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/george-bush.jpg

[bdoughty]

Do as I say, not as I do.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552518/Animal-house-horrors-Investigation-reveals-PETA-killed-nearly-2-000-shelter-animals-2013-alone.html

[SmoothPancakes]

Yep, can't say I feel too bad about telling PETA and their band of nutjobs to go fuck off every time I come across them or see them and their ads online.

[SCClassof93]

Revised upon secret info :D

[psuexv]

430527349969256448

[steelerfan]

Revised upon secret info :D

No fair.

[JBHuskers]

430527349969256448

:D :D :D

[psusnoop]

430527349969256448

:D :D

[steelerfan]

430527349969256448

:D