The Anything Thread

[Nothingface]

3 day Vegas trip Feb 25-28. Oh yeah...marriage on the 23rrd. Seriously tho, a vegas trip. Can't wait.

[JBHuskers]

I miss Vegas.

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[steelerfan]

3 day Vegas trip Feb 25-28. Oh yeah...marriage on the 23rrd. Seriously tho, a vegas trip. Can't wait.

Fuck yeah, buddy! Congrats too!

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[JeffHCross]

Is there any way we can have a thread specifically dedicated to JeffHCross and CLW fighting it out to the death or until someone succumbs to the other persons political agenda?That would be a very boring thread. I could barely care less about his politics. My "agenda", as it were, is more about calling out bullshit, as I see it, and has very little rooted in politics.

In other words, there are plenty of people here that would be more likely to "fight" him over politics.

[morsdraconis]

My brain can't handle that someone thinks like he and SCClass think like they do and that they are actually in political office and have say over what happens in this country. That is the ONLY reason why I post anything in retort to him, otherwise, I'd rather think that his thought process doesn't exist in this universe.

[JeffHCross]

My brain can't handle the way ANY of our politicians think, regardless of party affiliation. :D

[steelerfan]

My brain can't handle the way ANY of our politicians think, regardless of party affiliation. :D

:+1:

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[SCClassof93]

My brain can't handle that someone thinks like he and SCClass think like they do and that they are actually in political office and have say over what happens in this country. That is the ONLY reason why I post anything in retort to him, otherwise, I'd rather think that his thought process doesn't exist in this universe.

Perhaps there is much your brain can't handle?

[morsdraconis]

Perhaps there is much your brain can't handle?

Yeah. Stupid. Everything else is fine. ;)

[SCClassof93]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/521930_471515979578545_2004852342_n.png

[SCClassof93]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-EkSBc85jCM4/T8zlzQH5trI/AAAAAAAASlI/Aml_03wG08M/s500/fun-motivate-42.jpg

[CLW]

http://youtu.be/5GjSA1uz-tQ

[morsdraconis]

:fp:

Wow, you dumb bitch.

:smh:

[skipwondah33]

I miss Vegas.

Me too

Going back in June 26-30....wooooo

Will be my 4th time going. We haven't been in 4 years..longest span since I first went in 05.

Taking 2 Vegas newbs that drink ALOT...oh this will be great :D

[baseballplyrmvp]

Me too

Going back in June 26-30....wooooo

Will be my 4th time going. We haven't been in 4 years..longest span since I first went in 05.

Taking 2 Vegas newbs that drink ALOT...oh this will be great :D

i'll be there around the first of june. my dad is entering his semi truck into the annual truck show that they put on there, and he needs help cleaning his truck....

[NatureBoy]

http://i.imgur.com/3C8oOfw.jpg

:D

[psuexv]

:D that's awesome.

[JBHuskers]

Motorboat those sum bitches Ellen!

[Deuce]

Her boobs are jaw dropping.

[psuexv]

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/GIFS/jackjackoff.gif

[baseballplyrmvp]

Her boobs are jaw dropping.

:nod:

[JBHuskers]

Speaking of boobs....

Maybe SFW, but just in case, cuz those titties are POPPING out :drool:

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/13/13_kate-upton_14.jpg

[Deuce]

[QUOTE=JBHuskers;185046]Speaking of boobs....

Maybe SFW, but just in case, cuz those titties are POPPING out :drool:

Magnificent!

http://www.break.com/index/it-s-kate-upton-in-body-paint-so-just-watch-2415124

[bdoughty]

Magnificent top but she has no hips or ass.

That said for those who enjoy her. Give this album of her SI shots a peek (http://imgur.com/a/jqxsW#Mrv3oKQ) (NSFW Nipples).

[baseballplyrmvp]

Magnificent top but she has no hips or ass.

That said for those who enjoy her. Give this album of her SI shots a peek (http://imgur.com/a/jqxsW#Mrv3oKQ) (NSFW Nipples).

i would wreck her silly. :drool:

[skipwondah33]

Poor little Tink Tink (from a Katt Williams stand up)

http://todaynews.today.com/_news/2013/02/14/16960808-slain-models-publicist-she-and-pistorius-seemed-happy?lite

[bdoughty]

Poor little Tink Tink (from a Katt Williams stand up)

http://todaynews.today.com/_news/2013/02/14/16960808-slain-models-publicist-she-and-pistorius-seemed-happy?lite

The shit men will do to get out of buying a Valentines gift.

[bdoughty]

And we go pulling video and images from his website.

http://i.imgur.com/9LPrKLT.jpg

[NatureBoy]

Poor little Tink Tink (from a Katt Williams stand up)

http://todaynews.today.com/_news/2013/02/14/16960808-slain-models-publicist-she-and-pistorius-seemed-happy?lite

At least he took her out on Valentine's Day.

[morsdraconis]

It is sad that I enjoy talking about and thinking about video game theory (the math behind the systems in the game, etc) more than actually playing the game most of the time?

[bdoughty]

It is sad that I enjoy talking about and thinking about video game theory (the math behind the systems in the game, etc) more than actually playing the game most of the time?

I agree? :dunno:

[baseballplyrmvp]

I agree? :dunno:

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/18325537.jpg

[psusnoop]

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/188273_734200540849_1482519863_n.jpg

[SCClassof93]

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/188273_734200540849_1482519863_n.jpg

Just waiting for the self appointed, right not to be offended, forum police to smash you Snoop :D.

[SmoothPancakes]

Honestly, if that's the way he decides who stays and goes, based on bumper stickers for which candidate they support and not based on actual job performance and yearly reviews, I'd not want to work there and would be glad to be one of those let go, because instead of improving the company by removing the fucktards in the payroll that truly would have deserved to be laid off based on job performance, he instead decided to use his position as a way of getting revenge based on his political views. Definitely not someone I'd want to work for.

[NatureBoy]

Chubby Checker sues over manhood app.

The app is used to measure the size of a man's private parts based on his shoe size.

Singer Chubby Checker, 71, is in a twist over a software app that bears his name and is used to estimate the size of a man's penis based on his shoe size.

He's not dancing; he's suing.

The singer, whose real name is Ernest Evans, filed a trademark infringement lawsuit against Hewlett Packard and Palm Inc., in federal court in Fort Pierce, Fla., on Tuesday over the app called "The Chubby Checker."

An old listing for the app describes it like this:

"Any of you ladies out there just start seeing someone new and wondering what the size of there member is. Well now you can right now from your phone. All you need to do is find out the man's shoe size and plug it in and don't worry where your from because The Chubby Checker supports shoe measurements of different regions and types."

The Twist singer's lawyers says it was an unauthorized use of Checker's name and trademark and that it will "blur and tarnish" that trademark by associating the Checker name with "obscene, sexual connotation and images." Checker is seeking a half-billion dollars in damages and restitution.

"He's hurt," Checker's attorney Willie Gary tells AP. "He worked hard to build his name and reputation over the years."

HP issued a brief statement Thursday, noting that the app isn't available. "The application was removed in September 2012 and is no longer on any Palm or HP hosted web site," wrote Michael Thacker, HP's director of corporate media relations.

According to the Daily News, the .9-cent app was only downloaded 84 times.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2013/02/15/chubby-checker-sues-over-manhood-app-penis-measure/1922251/

[morsdraconis]

Just waiting for the self appointed, right not to be offended, forum police to smash you Snoop :D.

You post something of someone possibly fuckin' DYING from the backblast of a god damn RPG. Who wants to see that? It's not funny.

[JBHuskers]

No need for name calling here. Edited the post. Just drop it guys.

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[skipwondah33]

Honestly, if that's the way he decides who stays and goes, based on bumper stickers for which candidate they support and not based on actual job performance and yearly reviews, I'd not want to work there and would be glad to be one of those let go, because instead of improving the company by removing the fucktards in the payroll that truly would have deserved to be laid off based on job performance, he instead decided to use his position as a way of getting revenge based on his political views. Definitely not someone I'd want to work for.Pretty much

Wonder if he took a pay cut as CEO of the company?

[bdoughty]

Definitely not someone I'd want to work for.

He is not all bad, I mean even in this economy he is still going on with the Annual Company Picnic.;)

[SmoothPancakes]

He is not all bad, I mean even in this economy he is still going on with the Annual Company Picnic.;)

:D That did get a legitimate laugh out of me.

[bdoughty]

If you are going to study something, might as we be Porn Stars. (Not really safe for work but no nudity)

http://jonmillward.com/blog/studies/deep-inside-a-study-of-10000-porn-stars/

Some of the factoids in image form for those who hate to read.

http://jonmillward.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Deep-Inside-Infographic-1500px.jpg



Tom Byron has stared in 2549 films and slept on camera with 1,127 different women.

http://i.imgur.com/CUSTV4f.gif

[SmoothPancakes]

Why do they gotta put all the good stuff on TV on the same day? I was planning on playing some NCAA 13 today, keep knocking out games in my Tulsa dynasty, but woke up to Lord of War on IFC, and got sucked into Casino Royale from the very beginning at 11:30 on USA Network. Maybe I'll be able to actually start playing at 2:30/3pm when Casino Royale ends, doesn't look like anything on to watch after that.

[JeffHCross]

It is sad that I enjoy talking about and thinking about video game theory (the math behind the systems in the game, etc) more than actually playing the game most of the time?Nah. That's what I love about programming :D

[bdoughty]

Come on Canada I thought you were above this kind of crap.

http://www.thestar.com/sports/soccer/2013/02/16/ontario_youth_soccer_to_stop_keeping_score_standin gs.html

“You want them to try new things in game settings without the fear of failure,” said Chiet.

:fp:

[SmoothPancakes]

I don't see the problem with it. It's what most of the top soccer nations in the world do with regards to youth. Canada hasn't exactly been doing that great on the international scene in soccer with their current way of doing things. May as well try the successful methods of those nations in Europe and elsewhere that dominate international competition.

Kids under 13 should be focusing on their fundamentals and individual skills, then they can focus on the winning and losing as they get older. Instead, you have coaches and parents sitting there bitching because their 7 year old's soccer team lost or because they don't think Bobby is playing enough, and all it does is fuck up the developmental future of the kids. It's nothing but "win win win win win" these days. I need look no further than girls basketball with the local high schools. Some of the shittiest fucking basketball I have ever watched or listened to, no fundamentals whatsoever, can't shoot for shit or play any sort of a decent offense or defense. As a result, they win maybe 1 or 2 games a year out of a 20+ game schedule. Instead of being focused on winning at all costs as youths, maybe they'd actually be worth a shit if they had had much more work and focus on fundamentals and skill building.

[JeffHCross]

Kids under 13 are in middle school. You're able to be competitive by that age, IMO. In fact, I think that age is when I was the most competitive, mentally.

The only league I was ever part of where keeping score made no sense was when I was playing soccer at the age of 5. And by "soccer", I mean "every kid run to the ball and crowd around it". There's even video of me, as the "goalie", sitting on my ass picking grass. There was no competitive spirit, or, frankly, reason to give a damn. It was just fun to be out there.

I could maybe, maybe argue that under age 10, fundamentals should be the focus, not the score. But beyond that seems crazy to me. And it's not like the kids aren't going to be keeping score on the field anyway.

Same goes for those hypercompetitive parents you referenced.

[JeffHCross]

So, this thread probably isn't the right place to normally ask such a serious question ... but I think I'll be in need of a "financial planner" or "financial consultant" in the near future. So I was wondering who on here had experience with such professionals, and could give me a recommendation (or the opposite) for certain companies.

[bdoughty]

That is why they have practice, to work on the fundamentals and they have games to implement them in a competitive setting. All you are doing is indoctrinating children at an early age with a specific mindset. Wow Spain does this with some of their kids and what a fantastic soccer team they have. The same Spain that has...

http://www.latimes.com/business/money/la-fi-mo-spain-unemployment-20130124,0,7172325.story

26% Unemployment

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-21180371

55% Unemployment amongst youths.


But gosh those 20 or so National players who came out winners it was worth it. When 99.9% of soccer players won't go on to play professional soocer and have to live in the real world, fighting for jobs and such, I am going out on a short limb that the ends do not justify the means.

[bdoughty]

So, this thread probably isn't the right place to normally ask such a serious question ... but I think I'll be in need of a "financial planner" or "financial consultant" in the near future. So I was wondering who on here had experience with such professionals, and could give me a recommendation (or the opposite) for certain companies.

I hear good thing about EPL's but it really depends on what plans you are looking for. I listen to his radio show often and he does provide pretty sound financial advice. The rest of his site might be of help.
http://www.daveramsey.com/elp/home/?ictid=lmbb_elp

[SmoothPancakes]

Well, the methods here in the US and Canada are sure doing a damn good job. Outside of the CONCACAF Gold Cup, the US had done barely anything lately on the international scene. Canada is even worse. They haven't even been to a World Cup since 1986. They're REALLY tearing it up out there. If all these dipshits want to continue being the fucking laughingstocks of the entire soccer world, then be my guest. These people are trying the methods that have worked for years in places like Germany, the Netherlands and elsewhere. If they end up not working, hey, no great loss, the soccer programs in the US and Canada already suck ass.

As for the comments about youths as young as 7 or 8 already competitive and winning or losing mattering, well no shit. Look at our win at all costs society. Fucking parents already getting bent out of shape at fucking tee ball games and 7-9 year old football games, upset at this and pissed off at that. If parents would stop living vicariously through their damn kids in every fucking thing they do, they kids would be better off. But the parents have to shove their fat asses into everything.

[steelerfan]

So, this thread probably isn't the right place to normally ask such a serious question ... but I think I'll be in need of a "financial planner" or "financial consultant" in the near future. So I was wondering who on here had experience with such professionals, and could give me a recommendation (or the opposite) for certain companies.

Pre-Nup, Jeff.

If you have it now, make sure you have it later.

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[JeffHCross]

Pre-Nup, Jeff.
Not that kind of financial planning ... yet.

[SCClassof93]

So, this thread probably isn't the right place to normally ask such a serious question ... but I think I'll be in need of a "financial planner" or "financial consultant" in the near future. So I was wondering who on here had experience with such professionals, and could give me a recommendation (or the opposite) for certain companies.


Depends on your goals. If you have the time do it yourself. Start here http://www.sec.gov/edgar.shtml and read a lot. I prefer etrade.com for stuff I handle. Fidelity handles my "hands off" stuff like ira's etc.

[ryby6969]

Creating an ERD for a database is a pain in the ass! :(

[morsdraconis]

Uggh, I REALLY don't want to go back to work tomorrow... As much as I love 3 day weekends, I HATE the day back to work afterwards just as much...

[steelerfan]

Uggh, I REALLY don't want to go back to work tomorrow... As much as I love 3 day weekends, I HATE the day back to work afterwards just as much...

Shit, I had to work today and I'm glad I did. I thought it would be a shit day, but my team and I closed 9 deals - a record for us. :nod:

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[steelerfan]

So my daughter is selling Girl Scout Cookies which means, of course, I have a shitload of them here and I'm pimping them out to friends and co-workers.

It's going good, I've sold 53 boxes with very little effort - they sell themselves.

The problem is having them around and trying not to open a box and devour them (at $4 each mind you). Those damn lemon ones are just so good though. :(

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[JeffHCross]

Depends on your goals. If you have the time do it yourself. Start here http://www.sec.gov/edgar.shtml and read a lot. I prefer etrade.com for stuff I handle. Fidelity handles my "hands off" stuff like ira's etc.Just looking for financial advice, really. Not stocks or investments. Just want to make sure I don't make a stupid decision and dig myself into a monetary hole.

Most related to loans and college tuition, if that makes my initial question any clearer.

[steelerfan]

Just looking for financial advice, really. Not stocks or investments. Just want to make sure I don't make a stupid decision and dig myself into a monetary hole.

Most related to loans and college tuition, if that makes my initial question any clearer.

I can help, brother.

Send me your loot. When you need some, send me a requisition and, if I think you really need it, I'll send some back.

No need to go through all the red tape with those other guys. :)

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[JeffHCross]

Lmao. :D

[morsdraconis]

:D

I was gonna say the same thing :sf:, but thought better of it. ;)

[psusnoop]

That is a great plan and sounds advice :sf: Jeff I see no reason to delay this decision. Send :sf: all your cash within the next 24-48hrs to begin your lifelong journey :nod:

[steelerfan]

That is a great plan and sounds advice :sf: Jeff I see no reason to delay this decision. Send :sf: all your cash within the next 24-48hrs to begin your lifelong journey :nod:

This.

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[morsdraconis]

Next time I make a bitch cum, I'm going to scream, "Thar she blows!"

[steelerfan]

Next time I make a bitch cum, I'm going to scream, "Thar she blows!"

Reminds me of a squirter I know. It's kind of cool in the movies, not so much in real life - "bitch, do you realize I have to sleep in this fucking room?" :(

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[JBHuskers]

Reminds me of a squirter I know. It's kind of cool in the movies, not so much in real life - "bitch, do you realize I have to sleep in this fucking room?" :(

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There's a local stripper for hire named Naughty Nikki famous for squirting about 8 feet in the air :D

[HWill]

There's a local stripper for hire named Naughty Nikki famous for squirting about 8 feet in the air :D

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1266325/kobev.gif

[JBHuskers]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1266325/kobev.gif

That pretty much matched my reaction when I witnessed it at a buddy's bachelor party :D

[JeffHCross]

This is embarrassing, regardless of political party:
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2013/02/mcconnell-duffel-blog/

[morsdraconis]

This is embarrassing, regardless of political party:
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2013/02/mcconnell-duffel-blog/

http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Boards/468/15468/81547.gif

[morsdraconis]

I'm getting really fuckin' tired of listening to whiny ass tech and video game sites bitch and complain because people like me use adblockers that "hurt their business". :fp: Give me a fuckin' break! Come up with a way to support your god damn website besides outdated 90s internet ideologies cause I sure as fuck am not going to NOT block your meaningless fuckin' ads.

[psusnoop]

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/picture/1972857/83108982.jpg

[JBHuskers]

That either means set her up for the spike towards the middle, or put it in her ass.

[SCClassof93]

http://forums.azbilliards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=261356&stc=1&d=1361003284

[steelerfan]

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/02/22/priests-in-panties.html

609

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[SmoothPancakes]

Fuck you migraines. Fuck you.

[bdoughty]

The biggest douche bag in the world.

http://laist.com/2013/02/20/man_reunited_with_dog_turns_on_helper.php


Poor dog.

[SCClassof93]

Not for the squeamish :D

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/8639_485762408127306_1102884045_n.jpg

[SCClassof93]

There's a local stripper for hire named Naughty Nikki famous for squirting about 8 feet in the air :D

:dunno:
http://forums.azbilliards.com//attachment.php?attachmentid=262116&d=1361497263

[SCClassof93]

http://www.bromygod.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/silly-signs-009-02212013.jpg

[SmoothPancakes]

Well aren't I just the goddamn model of health here. Dealt with a migraine Thursday afternoon through when I went to sleep Friday night. Had to have someone cover my air shift this morning since I wasn't really up to spending 6 hours between when I left the house, got to work for my morning show, did the morning show, and got home, all with a migraine.

Well, I wake up this morning, the migraine seems to have finally went away, my head doesn't hurt like a bitch so much anymore. But now the rest of my body hurts. Aches, pains, stiffness, feeling very fatigued, slight chills, etc. Only one thing that I have personally experienced with all of that included. The flu.

What the hell did I do to piss off Jobu this week?

[morsdraconis]

Well aren't I just the goddamn model of health here. Dealt with a migraine Thursday afternoon through when I went to sleep Friday night. Had to have someone cover my air shift this morning since I wasn't really up to spending 6 hours between when I left the house, got to work for my morning show, did the morning show, and got home, all with a migraine.

Well, I wake up this morning, the migraine seems to have finally went away, my head doesn't hurt like a bitch so much anymore. But now the rest of my body hurts. Aches, pains, stiffness, feeling very fatigued, slight chills, etc. Only one thing that I have personally experienced with all of that included. The flu.

What the hell did I do to piss off Jobu this week?

:(

Definitely the flu. Start chugging orange juice!

[SmoothPancakes]

:(

Definitely the flu. Start chugging orange juice!

Yeah. Gonna have to try to run up to the store real fast. I have maybe a quarter of a glass of orange juice left in the fridge.

And here I was doing good. Had managed to avoid the flu all winter and stay clear of those with it, even when having to work in the same building as those who came down with it, only to come down with it out of nowhere. Other than the migraine the last two days, there was no warning of this hitting until I woke up today. And only people I've been near was a co-worker Thursday and Friday nights for three hours at work, and for 5 minutes in the store last night to pick up one thing. So I have no clue where or who the hell I got it from.

[Deuce]

Kids are in bed and I'm :sf:.

Today is a good day. :D

[steelerfan]

Kids are in bed and I'm :sf:.

Today is a good day. :D

:up:

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[psuexv]

Kids are in bed and I'm :sf:.

Today is a good day. :D

:up: we are getting ready to sell our house so my job is to clean up the liquor cabinet :)

Have been some interesting combos tonight, onto some Orange Vodka with OJ

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/02/24/3u7yra4y.jpg

[psusnoop]

:up: we are getting ready to sell our house so my job is to clean up the liquor cabinet :)

Have been some interesting combos tonight, onto some Orange Vodka with OJ

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/02/24/3u7yra4y.jpg

Nice, I will buy it for not a penny over 15K!!! What a deal loads of booze available with that cash in flow!!!!

Haha just kidding, did you start building yet?

[psusnoop]

Make yourself some LUNCHBOX's!!!

[gschwendt]

:up: we are getting ready to sell our house so my job is to clean up the liquor cabinet :)
I hope internet quality is one of the higher priorities for your new house... :)

[Deuce]

:up: we are getting ready to sell our house so my job is to clean up the liquor cabinet :)

Have been some interesting combos tonight, onto some Orange Vodka with OJ

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/02/24/3u7yra4y.jpg

:up:

[SmoothPancakes]

I hope internet quality is one of the higher priorities for your new house... :)

No personal experience with this, but from reading the various threads, be it TW, FIFA or NCAA, involving you guys and E's internet, this comment cracks me up. :D

[psuexv]

No personal experience with this, but from reading the various threads, be it TW, FIFA or NCAA, involving you guys and E's internet, this comment cracks me up. :D

I don't play FIFA :p

[JBHuskers]

No personal experience with this, but from reading the various threads, be it TW, FIFA or NCAA, involving you guys and E's internet, this comment cracks me up. :D

Just look up the row row row hamster video from AT&T. That will sum up Eric's internet :D

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[SmoothPancakes]

I don't play FIFA :p

Alright then, TW and NCAA. :P


Just look up the row row row hamster video from AT&T. That will sum up Eric's internet :D

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:D I remember seeing you post that gif a couple times here and there.

[steelerfan]

Who knew Eric was white?

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[psusnoop]

Who knew Eric was white?

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:D

[bdoughty]

I used to enjoy snow as a kid, now not so much. Just had 5 inches a few days ago here in the Texas Panhandle but today we are expecting over two feet. :smh:

[SCClassof93]

I used to enjoy snow as a kid, now not so much. Just had 5 inches a few days ago here in the Texas Panhandle but today we are expecting over two feet. :smh:

You guys are getting more snow than we are :D

[morsdraconis]

http://billmoyers.com/segment/susan-crawford-on-why-u-s-internet-access-is-slow-costly-and-unfair/


AMAZING talk about the state of internet connectivity in America and what needs to be done to fix it.

[steelerfan]

RIP shit thread. :(

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[SmoothPancakes]

RIP shit thread. :(

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No!!!!! That was a masterpiece of shit. Who shit on it? :(

[steelerfan]

No!!!!! That was a masterpiece of shit. Who shit on it? :(

Well, shit rolls downhill so I'm guessing someone up top.

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[SmoothPancakes]

Well, shit rolls downhill so I'm guessing someone up top.

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Well, there is one person up top who is the fullest of shit...

[steelerfan]

Well, there is one person up top who is the fullest of shit...

Yeah. No shit.

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[baseballplyrmvp]

you people are so full of shit. :smh:

[SmoothPancakes]

you people are so full of shit. :smh:

Well we've already acknowledged that. :D But that doesn't give the screws up top any right to take a shit on the shit thread. That was a true shrine to shit. What they did to the shit thread would be like me taking a shit on the Mona Lisa.

[baseballplyrmvp]

thought i would use/steal this from :sf: for my #3000 (since its such a great post).....with some tweaks. ;)



I want to thank all the people (including YOU) who made this possible. You know who you are, and without you, I may have only achieved 27 or 33 posts at this young age.

I want to thank my fellow TGT members for all of the banter we have shared. When the day comes that I no longer feel that I can post at the level I demand from myself and make that inevitable decision to call it quits, it is the comraderie of you all that I will miss most.

A special thanks goes out to the EA Sports NCAA staff for giving me something to occupy an otherwise monotonous existence and for accepting my ideas for what they are. I look forward to expressing my thoughts to you for NCAA 14 and beyond.

And not to be forgotten are the lurkers of TGT. You log on, but never sign in. However, I can feel your support and I know you go to war with me. You are the reason I get up every day and post small nuggets of wisdom to be ingested, digested and excreted by the NCAA community. Thank you for being the greatest lurkers on the 'net. Without you, I'm nothing. What is the point of posting if no one will read it?

Lastly, I want to thank the ownership of TGT. You gentlemen have made me feel welcome from day 1. You spotted potential the in me when I was posting on the minor league NCAA community circuit and made sure that I knew that you would give me a chance to flourish in your system. I am truly blessed to have the support of the greatest ownership group of all the NCAA Football Community Forums. Mr. cdj, Ms. JBHuskers, Mr. gschwendt...you 3 took me from toiling in the minors to enjoying the type of success that a young man from northwest washington, who grew up in a small dutch town and farming community, playing baseball by himself, could only dream of. You are the catalyst of who I am today, and I am forever grateful.

Here's to many, many more poignant, thoughtful, literate posts and to a few mindless rants that the future holds for us all!

Thank you.......

:up::up::up::up::up::up::up::up::up::up::up::up::u p::up:

[steelerfan]

:blush: :up:

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[morsdraconis]

:(

Goodbye valiant shit thread. You will be fondly remembered for all the shit you gave each and every one of us.

[SmoothPancakes]

:(

Goodbye valiant shit thread. You will be fondly remembered for all the shit you gave each and every one of us.

:+1: :clap:

[JBHuskers]

Is it odd that the first thing I thought of was "how many posts into the shit thread would Deuce show up?"

[Deuce]

Is it odd that the first thing I thought of was "how many posts into the shit thread would Deuce show up?"

Well, you gotta be known for something ...I guess I'm known for shit. :fp:

[JBHuskers]

Headline of the Day:

Miss Teen Delaware Resigns After Porn Surfaces

(link (http://www.tmz.com/2013/02/26/miss-teen-delaware-melissa-king-resigns-sex-tape/))

[morsdraconis]

Headline of the Day:

Miss Teen Delaware Resigns After Porn Surfaces

(link (http://www.tmz.com/2013/02/26/miss-teen-delaware-melissa-king-resigns-sex-tape/))

For anyone curious, it's ep 170 of girlsdoporn. PLENTY of torrents out there for it. ;)

[JBHuskers]

For anyone curious, it's ep 170 of girlsdoporn. PLENTY of torrents out there for it. ;)

:up:

I'll "research" it later.

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[JBHuskers]

So at work I type in "what does it mean". The first autofill option makes me wonder about this country sometimes :D

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/whatdoesitmean_zpsc0a63ee3.jpg

[morsdraconis]

If means they eat too much fuckin' shit and not enough vegetables. :smh:

[JBHuskers]

If means they eat too much fuckin' shit and not enough vegetables. :smh:

Yeah my inquiry was insurance related, f'n hilarious that this was the first auto fill.

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[psusnoop]

Audio NSFW

:D:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1tgre0mtDY

[morsdraconis]

:D

Fuck you popo.

[psusnoop]

:D that was funny

[psuexv]

Wasn't quite sure which thread to put this but pretty cool idea.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1660125404/overdog-play-your-favorite-athletes-in-your-favori


OverDog: Play Your Favorite Athletes in Your Favorite Games

by Hunter Hillenmeyer - OverDog, Inc


Our Story

OverDog is where athletes come to play. It’s simple: no mere mortal could hope to tackle Adrian Peterson or hit a David Price fastball, but when we put our favorite video game into the console, we are all equals.

OverDog connects fans (you!) with their favorite athletes via any video game title (Madden, FIFA, NBA2K, Call of Duty, HALO, just to name a few). We are working with athletes across all major sports (thanks to our friends at the NFLPA, MLBPA, NHLPA, MLSPA, NBPA, UFC, NCAA, and USOC) to build a premier gaming experience with the athlete in mind. Athletes are young, competitive, and tired after busy days at practice – it just makes sense that many of them spend that downtime playing hours and hours of video games.

At OverDog, we strive to make gameplay as easy as possible. Once you've downloaded our app, the Lobby page will show you which of your favorite athletes are playing right now (as well as highlighting some of the best videos and athlete profiles of the day). You'll be able to browse the existing challenge videos or wait until an athlete challenges you in your favorite game before you accept. Finally, if you're chosen to play, the OverDog system will "friend" you and the athlete via Xbox LIVE or PSN, send you into gameplay, and record the winner (so you have some proof when you brag to your friends).

Our challenge is building an experience that fans and athletes alike will embrace. This is where we need your help. To thank the Kickstarter community, we’re offering an amazing opportunity: until the full product launches in August, OverDog will be closed to the general public. That’s right, the only way to get access to OverDog this spring and summer is by supporting us through Kickstarter.

The OverDog team is putting the final touches on our Beta prototype, due out in April, which will allow athletes to send virtual and video challenges to their fans. The goal is to use the spring and summer months to test the product, build out remaining features, and deliver an amazing experience in August (just in time for the newest release of several of your favorite game titles). If we can raise $100,000, we will be able to green light the final product features on the development side: automated game results capture, leaderboards, athlete vs. athlete gaming, and fan vs. fan tournaments (for more on these features, please reads the FAQs at the bottom of the page). Your feedback will directly influence those remaining features. In addition, we’ll be able to finish an Android version of the app in short order. Your support will make this happen!

The OverDog prototype is going to be awesome, and we can’t wait to work with you to make the final app even better. Thanks in advance for your support.

Are you an OverDog?

[SCClassof93]

Practical art....that does mimic real life :D

http://www.damnlol.com/pics/628/16407ae845c9e6328ff01a31c0426a18.gif

[JeffHCross]

RIP shit thread. :(

No!!!!! That was a masterpiece of shit. Who shit on it? :(

Well, shit rolls downhill so I'm guessing someone up top.

Well, there is one person up top who is the fullest of shit...

you people are so full of shit. :smh:

Well we've already acknowledged that. :D But that doesn't give the screws up top any right to take a shit on the shit thread. That was a true shrine to shit. What they did to the shit thread would be like me taking a shit on the Mona Lisa.

:(

Goodbye valiant shit thread. You will be fondly remembered for all the shit you gave each and every one of us.

Well, you gotta be known for something ...I guess I'm known for shit. :fp:..... what the hell (shit?) did I miss?

[morsdraconis]

..... what the hell (shit?) did I miss?

The shit thread. It was epic, but, alas, it was over before it barely began. :(

[steelerfan]

The shit thread. It was epic, but, alas, it was over before it barely began. :(

We did hit 50 posts in like an hour-and-a-half though. Quite impressive really.

But then, our oppressors killed it. :(

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[baseballplyrmvp]

spring time has finally returned to washington state! and with spring, my little buddies return!

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn284/baseballplyrmvp/IMG_0062.jpg

[steelerfan]

You some kind of Bird Whisperer??

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[steelerfan]

As an aside, who knew mvp was white?

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[JBHuskers]

As an aside, who knew mvp was white?

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I assumed he was :D

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[steelerfan]

I assumed he was :D

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That was just a continuation of the remark about Eric when he posted a picture of his hand. ;) :D

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[bdoughty]

Puppies for cripes sake, who the hell burns little puppies?

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/men-burn-trash-bag-filled-dogs-brooklyn-warehouse-article-1.1280634

[psusnoop]

Puppies for cripes sake, who the hell burns little puppies?

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/men-burn-trash-bag-filled-dogs-brooklyn-warehouse-article-1.1280634

People that don't deserve to breathe.


*i didn't read article just based off bd's comment/question

[Deuce]

Vinyl night. Ah ya. :sf:

[steelerfan]

Vinyl night. Ah ya. :sf:

Vinyl? Or latex?

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[Deuce]

Ha ha...records man, only records.

[steelerfan]

;)

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[Deuce]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/03/10/u7ujytag.jpg

Some Deftones and a pale ale.

[bdoughty]

Makeup is an amazing thing. Porn stars before and after makeup.

Slightly NSFW

http://izismile.com/2013/03/08/porn_stars_before_and_after_their_makeup_makeover_ 93_pics.html


Give those makeup artists a raise.

[JeffHCross]

That site just seems like a "this ad gives you a virus" waiting to happen. And not just because of the content of that post. :D

[psusnoop]

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2117880/83155136.jpg

[SmoothPancakes]

All those systems and all that setup, with that small of a TV? Come on man!

[psusnoop]

All those systems and all that setup, with that small of a TV? Come on man!

I thought the same thing, if there was ever a time to go big this would have been it.

[JBHuskers]

Wonder if all the systems are connected via a switch or something.

[SmoothPancakes]

Wonder if all the systems are connected via a switch or something.

Most likely. No way in hell would I try to keep track of all those cord and sit there plugging them in and out every time I wanted to play. And without a doubt multiple switches, probably broken up by 2 rows or 3 columns to one switch.

[JBHuskers]

Someone posted that on my facebook wall a long time ago asking if it was my setup :D

I wish.

[bdoughty]

All those systems and all that setup, with that small of a TV? Come on man!

Dude is rocking the HD compared to...

http://www.destructoid.com/-dear-cosmo-i-own-every-game-ever-made-but-am-still-a-virgin-help--32835.phtml

http://i.imgur.com/rOur4iX.jpg

[JeffHCross]

I used to think that I didn't get jobs because my resume sucked.

Now that I have a decent resume, I'm convinced that my horrible cover letters are going to always sink me. God, I hate them.

Why do I get so damn nervous when I send out resumes? Two more sent out tonight. Probably more tomorrow. Wish me luck, gentlemen.

I'm doing the same thing, Jeff. I hate it. Especially when they don't respond. It's like your resume just went into a black hole (insert JB joke here).

Good luck fellas. I just went through that for a good solid 2 months before finally landing the job I have now. It was a pain in the ass and I HATE it but the only thing I hate more than sending out resumes is doing the damn interviews. Some of the questions they ask make me want to go insane.Well, a year (plus one day) to the day, and I finally have a new job. Received the offer last night and accepted it today. Don't know when I'll start, but when the time comes I will be moving to Saint Louis.

[morsdraconis]

Well, a year (plus one day) to the day, and I finally have a new job. Received the offer last night and accepted it today. Don't know when I'll start, but when the time comes I will be moving to Saint Louis.

Congrats man. Good luck with the new job.

[morsdraconis]

As an aside, yay for having to reinstall Windows again because of one of the most annoying issues I've ever had in my 10+ years of using Windows operating systems (.net framework just simply won't install - apparently I made the mistake of installing the beta version of 4.5 and when I tried to revert to 3.5 it totally borked everything and it basically isn't repairable without completely wiping the drive clean and installing a clean install).

[baseballplyrmvp]

Well, a year (plus one day) to the day, and I finally have a new job. Received the offer last night and accepted it today. Don't know when I'll start, but when the time comes I will be moving to Saint Louis.

congrats jeff!

[steelerfan]

Congrats man. Good luck with the new job.

:+1:

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[bdoughty]

Congrats on the job. Make sure and stay West of the Mississippi.

[JeffHCross]

Thanks guys. Though I'm curious, bdoughty: why?

[bdoughty]

Thanks guys. Though I'm curious, bdoughty: why?

East St Louis (http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-01-04/east-st-louis-cops-outgunned-as-cuts-let-killers-thrive.html). I once had to drive through it years ago on the way to Chicago. War zones in Third World Countries would make for a more comfortable drive.

You are moving to the 3rd most dangerous city to live in (http://www.businessinsider.com/the-25-most-dangerous-cities-in-america-2012-10?op=1) and a big part of that can be attributed to things that happen on the East side as they lump St Louis and East St Louis together as one city.

http://www.neighborhoodscout.com/il/east-st-louis/crime/

My chances of becoming a victim

in East St. Louis 1 in 17
in Detroit 1 in 46

When you are more than double less likely to be a victim in Detroit... That said even St Louis in general is pretty crime heavy. The whole drive through St Louis was a bit depressing and brought back memories of National Lampoons Vacation. Research those suburbs heavily.

[JeffHCross]

Got it, not West of it America-wise, just STL-wise. I'll be living on the west side.

[steelerfan]

The good news, Jeff, is that you're twice as likely to be raped as you are to be murdered.

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[morsdraconis]

The good news, Jeff, is that you're twice as likely to be raped as you are to be murdered.

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:up:

[SCClassof93]

Got it, not West of it America-wise, just STL-wise. I'll be living on the west side.

Congrats on the job and condolences on it being in St. Louis:D. BTW the casinos are better on the east side, just take a cab if/when you go.

[JeffHCross]

The reality is that I haven't lived in "safe" cities for the last dozen years. It's all about knowing which neighborhoods to avoid. I shouldn't have to go to East STL for any reason. And the suburb I'm going to be working in isn't all that different from where I am now.

But thanks for the info, guys.

[CLW]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/18/article-2295082-18BFDB35000005DC-609_634x380.jpg

[SCClassof93]

Pete Townsend you are not :D
http://gifs.gifbin.com/012012/1327593554_guitar_swing_fail.gif

[SCClassof93]

http://forums.azbilliards.com//attachment.php?attachmentid=265769&d=1363274486

[JBHuskers]

Pete Townsend you are not :D
http://gifs.gifbin.com/012012/1327593554_guitar_swing_fail.gif

Hope he had a backup.

[steelerfan]

http://forums.azbilliards.com//attachment.php?attachmentid=265769&d=1363274486

:smh:

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[JBHuskers]

Logged into my Capital One credit card account, and they popped up the option to add a custom photo for a new card. So I chose this :D

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/LebowskiCC_zps8ebf73b9.jpg

[Deuce]

Awesome!

[NatureBoy]

Man's arm will become his new penis

British man born without a penis is getting a helping hand from his arm.

Andrew Wardle, 39, will undergo three surgeries over the next year to craft a male sex organ out of a large flap of skin on his forearm, The Sun reported.

Wardle was born with his bladder outside his body, leaving him with just a small fold of skin where his penis would be.

Several operations have corrected his bladder and kidney problems, but doctors have been stumped about how to fix Wardle's missing male member until now, according to the UK's South West News Service.

Wardle hopes to have the first surgery this summer. The 12-hour procedure will take skin, muscle and nerves from his arm to build his appendage, according to The Sun.

The next two operations will connect the tubes in his penis to his uretha and testicles.

While rare, the procedure Wardle will undergo is not unheard of.

A Scottish man underwent a similar set of operations just last month after losing his penis in a car accident, according to the International Business Times.

http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/news/Man-s-arm-will-become-his-new-penis/-/4714498/19378466/-/5xuwfm/-/index.html

[steelerfan]

Meh. Big deal.

My hand has been my vagina since I was 12. :nod:

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[JBHuskers]

Meh. Big deal.

My hand has been my vagina since I was 12. :nod:

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http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/xx111/alcy0ne/citizen-kane-clapping-gif.gif

[SCClassof93]

Meh. Big deal.

My hand has been my vagina since I was 12. :nod:

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Late starter huh? :cool:

[JBHuskers]

Now this is a basketball game I'd want to see :D :D :D

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/IMG_0982_zpsf37d1059.jpg

[JBHuskers]

From Cracked :D

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/7/5/171575.jpg?v=1

[bdoughty]

Hopefully Jenny McCarthy sees that chart and goes after those evil Organic farmers. ;)

[SCClassof93]

http://forums.azbilliards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=265869&stc=1&d=1363312317

[SmoothPancakes]

I swear to God, I'm going to beat the fucking shit out of someone to within an inch of their fucking life. Woke up this morning to one of the windows on my car shot out, cops think it was a BB gun. Whoever the jackass is, they better pray to whatever God they pray to that I never find out who they are, and if I do, pray that the cops get to them before I do.

[morsdraconis]

I swear to God, I'm going to beat the fucking shit out of someone to within an inch of their fucking life. Woke up this morning to one of the windows on my car shot out, cops think it was a BB gun. Whoever the jackass is, they better pray to whatever God they pray to that I never find out who they are, and if I do, pray that the cops get to them before I do.

Fuckin' hoodlums man. :smh: Hope you have insurance.

[SmoothPancakes]

Fuckin' hoodlums man. :smh: Hope you have insurance.

Like I said, they better pray I don't find out who they are.

And yeah, I have insurance, but it's gonna be god knows how fucking long before the window is replaced. The insurance company likes to use some company down in Lima, so it would be tomorrow before getting it scheduled for them to come up and replace the window, and then for them to come up (with a winter storm moving through later today/tonight through tomorrow), it'll probably be Tuesday if I'm lucky before they get here to fix it.

Turns out though, I was the lucky one. It was my rear passenger window that got shot out. My neighbor (the mechanic who I usually take my car to to have worked on) had both driver and passenger windows on his truck shot out. And there was another car with the driver's window shot out. Cops had to make three separate trips to this block of the neighborhood. The same cop who came out for my car was back out here only a matter of minutes later for my neighbor's truck.

While here, the cop was asking, if they find out who it is and are able to get a confession, if I'd want to press charges. Hell yes. If they find out who did it, I'm gonna find out from the cops and DA every single possible charge I can file on these jackasses and file every single one against every damn one of them. Fuck forgiveness.

[morsdraconis]

Wow. Someone needs to get their asses kicked. Fuckin' useless scum.

[SmoothPancakes]

Wow. Someone needs to get their asses kicked. Fuckin' useless scum.

Yep. They had best not return to this neighborhood any time soon. There are a bunch of us around here who are pissed off all to hell at these jackasses and their safety would not be guaranteed.

[jaymo76]

Yep. They had best not return to this neighborhood any time soon. There are a bunch of us around here who are pissed off all to hell at these jackasses and their safety would not be guaranteed.

That sucks man! Probably a bunch of punk kids who think their tough. Let's hope they get caught and are dealt with harshly.

[steelerfan]

Yep. They had best not return to this neighborhood any time soon. There are a bunch of us around here who are pissed off all to hell at these jackasses and their safety would not be guaranteed.

They probably live in your neighborhood.

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[SmoothPancakes]

That sucks man! Probably a bunch of punk kids who think their tough. Let's hope they get caught and are dealt with harshly.

Yeah, that's my guess as well. A bunch of little wanna-be shits. They'll have plenty to face if they get caught. My friend, who is trying to become a police officer, if he can ever get on with a department, looked up the city ordinance. He figures we could at least files charges of criminal damaging (2nd degree misdemeanor) and criminal mischief (3rd degree misdemeanor), and possibly a third one. And I can guarantee I wouldn't be the only one to be filing charges of the shits. So yeah, they'd be facing potentially a minimum of 6-9 misdemeanor counts if they get caught, possibly more if there's anything else in the city ordinance that we could tack on.

Like I said, to hell with forgiveness. They get caught, I'm pressing every charge the police and AD will let me press. Had some jackass smash my windshield with a brick a couple years ago, now some shits shoot out a window with a BB gun. It's not even summer yet, when these stupid shits are outside until god knows when in the middle of the night and this crap actually happens often around this town. It was freaking mid-20s last night. This shit isn't supposed to be starting back up yet.

[SmoothPancakes]

They probably live in your neighborhood.

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Well, if they do, they had best lay low. Any noise I hear, I'm looking out the window, and anyone I see lurking somewhere outside, I'm going out the door and try to see what the hell they're doing. And if they're being a little shit, I'm chasing their ass off.

[jaymo76]

Yeah, that's my guess as well. A bunch of little wanna-be shits. They'll have plenty to face if they get caught. My friend, who is trying to become a police officer, if he can ever get on with a department, looked up the city ordinance. He figures we could at least files charges of criminal damaging (2nd degree misdemeanor) and criminal mischief (3rd degree misdemeanor), and possibly a third one. And I can guarantee I wouldn't be the only one to be filing charges of the shits. So yeah, they'd be facing potentially a minimum of 6-9 misdemeanor counts if they get caught, possibly more if there's anything else in the city ordinance that we could tack on.

Like I said, to hell with forgiveness. They get caught, I'm pressing every charge the police and AD will let me press. Had some jackass smash my windshield with a brick a couple years ago, now some shits shoot out a window with a BB gun. It's not even summer yet, when these stupid shits are outside until god knows when in the middle of the night and this crap actually happens often around this town. It was freaking mid-20s last night. This shit isn't supposed to be starting back up yet.

There's the real issue right there. Why the heck are kids allowed to be out in the middle of the night? I know I may sound old but has our modern world not heard of things like curfews and bedtimes? I work with kids everyday and the one thing they need... structure! Parents need to learn to raise their kids rather than be their best friend and let them do whatever they wish.

[SCClassof93]

1. I agree with steelerfan, most likely they live close by...
2. Thugs using bb guns?? :D
3. smooth, if you hear them and just have to go outside, please have more than a bb gun just in case they do too

[SmoothPancakes]

There's the real issue right there. Why the heck are kids allowed to be out in the middle of the night? I know I may sound old but has our modern world not heard of things like curfews and bedtimes? I work with kids everyday and the one thing they need... structure! Parents need to learn to raise their kids rather than be their best friend and let them do whatever they wish.

This unfortunately is the biggest problem in society these days. Parents either want to be the best friend, or when they want to be parents, they can't do jackshit to punish their kid without threats of child abuse or child services being called, thanks to the pussification of America. When I was a kid, and I did something wrong, I got my ass WHOOPED by my dad's belt. You ran and hid when that belt came out. You do that shit now, you're ending up in jail for abuse. End result, kids run wild like a bunch of wild asses. The belt needs to make a comeback and kids need to get their asses whooped. A day or two of not being able to sit down straight after receiving said ass whooping from said belt will cut some of this shit down damn fast.

[morsdraconis]

:nod: ;)

[JBHuskers]

According to a new book about Linda Lovelace, she got it on with Katharine Hepburn. Oh to have a time machine to witness that.

[JBHuskers]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/a3a6df3dcf9583d111d22217cbb99dd6/tumblr_mjwadgtnDA1qb5gkjo1_500.png

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b37cb76da58862a31cfdace17b0e7b23/tumblr_mjwadgtnDA1qb5gkjo5_500.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/4da7f4c34e753c197e08f4fe80aa44c3/tumblr_mjwadgtnDA1qb5gkjo2_500.png

http://24.media.tumblr.com/b1e930a4ec2b3f7411fd9f5664768c65/tumblr_mjwadgtnDA1qb5gkjo3_500.png

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[Deuce]

:sf:

[gschwendt]

Wow... I'm used to hotel internet connections being awful, even at places that make you pay. This hotel internet is free (wired & wireless) and gives better speed than what I pay $75 a month for at home.

http://www.speedtest.net/result/2618743615.png (http://www.speedtest.net)

[bdoughty]

http://blog.ap.org/2013/04/02/illegal-immigrant-no-more/

illegal immigration Entering or residing in a country in violation of civil or criminal law. Except in direct quotes essential to the story, use illegal only to refer to an action, not a person: illegal immigration, but not illegal immigrant. Acceptable variations include living in or entering a country illegally or without legal permission.

:fp: x :infinity:

[SCClassof93]

http://blog.ap.org/2013/04/02/illegal-immigrant-no-more/

illegal immigration Entering or residing in a country in violation of civil or criminal law. Except in direct quotes essential to the story, use illegal only to refer to an action, not a person: illegal immigration, but not illegal immigrant. Acceptable variations include living in or entering a country illegally or without legal permission.

:fp: x :infinity:

I prefer criminal. In other news I have been investigating moving to three different countries and how they want it done legally. None of them will permit me to move there illegally and have free education, meds, or jobs.:glare:

[CLW]

I prefer criminal. In other news I have been investigating moving to three different countries and how they want it done legally. None of them will permit me to move there illegally and have free education, meds, or jobs.:glare:

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[JBHuskers]

That GIF never gets old :D

[SCClassof93]

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/349/990/304.gif

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5869469696/h941860B2/

[SCClassof93]

I have the old coke ad theme in my head......."I'd like to buy the world a Coke"..........
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TkRODkMDjWY/TvW8FlkpVPI/AAAAAAAARao/uzA1BishSa8/s1600/NATALDOMAL.jpg

[psuexv]

And now on my list of places to never go...Sri Lanka

Oh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka

http://timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/dsc_0033.jpg?w=720&h=480&crop=1


Some thing may forever haunt our dreams. Like the words “spider” and “face-sized” used in a sentence together.


And yet here those words are, straight from northern Sri Lanka, where scientists say they’ve discovered a new type of giant tarantula with a leg span of up to eight inches. Grab your rulers and mirrors, because yep, that’s about the average length of a human noggin.

As if that weren’t frightening enough (or cool enough — you pick), this particular spider was found living in trees. Anyone who’s ever walked beneath a tree and wound up brushing away a tiny spider knows that some arachnids enjoy an arboreal life, dangling from silken threads to surprise unsuspecting trail-walkers. Now imagine one the size of a volleyball landing on you like one of the facehuggers from Alien.

And in case you were thinking they probably look far worse than they are, this one’s actually quite venomous. Oh, and fast — because of course it is. So now imagine being chased by a poisonous, sprinting, face-sized spider.

But okay, let’s focus on saying nicer things about this poor not-so-little spider for a moment. According to Wired:

Covered in beautiful, ornate markings, the spiders belong to the genus Poecilotheria, known as “Pokies” for short. These are the tiger spiders, an arboreal group indigenous to India and Sri Lanka that are known for being colourful, fast, and venomous. As a group, the spiders are related to a class of South American tarantula that includes the Goliath bird-eater, the world’s largest.

Yes, we know of at least two spiders bigger, not that that’s any consolation: The “goliath bird-eater” mentioned above (its name probably speaks for itself), and the appropriately cave-dwelling “giant huntsman,” the world’s largest spider, with an average leg span of — avert your eyes, arachnophobes! — a full 12 inches.

[morsdraconis]

Fuck THAT! Jesus christ. Nightmare fuckin' city right there.

[JBHuskers]

Fuck THAT! Jesus christ. Nightmare fuckin' city right there.

:+1:

I'm not afraid of spiders. UNLESS THEY ARE THAT FUCKING BIG!

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[psusnoop]

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/153485/83213838.gif

[psuexv]

I can't even express what a bad idea this is. Yes, I'm all for the right to carry a gun but in no way do I disagree with a ban on school campuses.

http://www.statecollege.com/news/local-news/nittany-lions-who-support-concealed-carry-on-campus-will-holster-up-this-week-1283691/


If you see anyone wearing a gun holster around campus this week, don’t be alarmed. As a part of a national movement, Penn State students who support carrying concealed weapons on campus will be wearing empty holsters all week to protest the campus ban on concealed weapons.

The national organization, known as Students for Concealed Carry (SCC), consists of “more than 43,000 college students, professors, college employees, parents of college students, and concerned citizens who believe that holders of state-issued concealed handgun licenses should be allowed the same measure of personal protection on college campuses that current laws afford them virtually everywhere else” according to its website. The organization was formed after the Virginia Tech shooting in 2007.

Alex Dawes, leader of the SCC on campus, supports the movement because it’s “something that helps raise awareness. These colleges don’t allow students who are attending to protect themselves and these empty holsters are a sign that we’ve been stripped of our rights.”

He then went on to add, “It’s a little asinine that you can carry it almost everywhere else in the state except where we, as students, spend most of our time. It’s all about protecting ourselves because criminals aren’t going to listen to those rules [about gun control] regardless.”

Dawes did wear his empty holster on campus yesterday, but he mentioned that it hasn’t garnered too much attention because he only had two classes. “I’ve gotten some strange looks, but no one’s asked me about it yet.”

image Catie Simpson

[SCClassof93]

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[morsdraconis]

Apparently an idiot teenager that can't spell is what "happend"

[SmoothPancakes]

Playing the Louisiana Tech game right now in my Tulsa dynasty, holy fuck I just got startled all to hell. I happen to look to my right, and right there on the arm of the couch, less than a foot away, is a giant fucking spider. This wasn't some common daddy long-legs house spider, this thing was fucking huge and hairy. I smashed him with some napkins and a book and he brushed it off like it was fucking nothing. Quickly crumpled his ass up in a couple napkins and threw his ass out of the front door. No way in hell is he just going in the trash can, shaking off a damn smashing from a book like nothing happened, crumpling him up in napkins probably didn't do a damn thing either. Fuck that, I want his ass outside the house.

I have no damn clue exactly what it was. Judging by the size of it, for the minute or two that I was looking at it before I killed it (or threw it the fuck out of the house if I only just pissed it off) it was probably about half the size of my palm, and I've got large enough hands to palm a basketball.

[morsdraconis]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m85cw0Ak291qf092io1_1280.jpg

[ryby6969]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3O-kYwM8qY

[psuexv]

I think this belongs in the Nothing Thread Ryby.

[SmoothPancakes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3O-kYwM8qY

:D

There is very, very little in this world that scares me. Hell, I want to go out to the panhandle some day and spend a month chasing freaking tornadoes. But spiders, hell no! Those things creep the shit out of me!

[ryby6969]

I think this belongs in the Nothing Thread Ryby.

We see enough half/full naked pictures of you and JB in here that this video cannot really hurt this thread.

[steelerfan]

We see enough half/full naked pictures of you and JB in here that this video cannot really hurt this thread.

:+1:

Enviado de meu SAMSUNG SGH I997 usando o Tapatalk 2

[SmoothPancakes]

:D

[baseballplyrmvp]

Playing the Louisiana Tech game right now in my Tulsa dynasty, holy fuck I just got startled all to hell. I happen to look to my right, and right there on the arm of the couch, less than a foot away, is a giant fucking spider. This wasn't some common daddy long-legs house spider, this thing was fucking huge and hairy. I smashed him with some napkins and a book and he brushed it off like it was fucking nothing. Quickly crumpled his ass up in a couple napkins and threw his ass out of the front door. No way in hell is he just going in the trash can, shaking off a damn smashing from a book like nothing happened, crumpling him up in napkins probably didn't do a damn thing either. Fuck that, I want his ass outside the house.

I have no damn clue exactly what it was. Judging by the size of it, for the minute or two that I was looking at it before I killed it (or threw it the fuck out of the house if I only just pissed it off) it was probably about half the size of my palm, and I've got large enough hands to palm a basketball.

why throw em outside and give them a chance to still live? just flush em down the toilet and drown them.

[SmoothPancakes]

why throw em outside and give them a chance to still live? just flush em down the toilet and drown them.

The toilet is on the entire other side of the house, I would have had to walk from the front end of the house clear to the back end of the house. The front door was 10 feet away. At the time, I just wanted to get him out of the room, out of the house and out of my hand.

[psusnoop]

We see enough half/full naked pictures of you and JB in here that this video cannot really hurt this thread.

:D:D

[JBHuskers]

Awesome.

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/JokerJoker_zps92601cab.jpg

[JBHuskers]

I might have just had the feel good shit of the year. :up:

[SCClassof93]

I might have just had the feel good shit of the year. :up:

At work? If sooooo, wrong thread :up:

[JBHuskers]

At work? If sooooo, wrong thread :up:

Nope it was at home.

[psusnoop]

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2303965/83229827.jpg

[psusnoop]

I've tried this and it works :up:

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2303965/83229849.jpg

[SCClassof93]

I'm sure this will be saved for just the right moment..........over and over
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_7Cpv8XbQxg/UWaX6Y98SAI/AAAAAAAAjqY/lFlqRN_CjLk/s400/download.gif

[SCClassof93]

http://forums.azbilliards.com//attachment.php?attachmentid=271260&d=1365826951

[SCClassof93]

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/1.gif

[JBHuskers]

Working on a life insurance policy on a woman, whos name is ... CACTUS :fp:

[bdoughty]

Working on a life insurance policy on a woman, whos name is ... CACTUS :fp:

She is obviously...

( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

A fan of pricks.

[JBHuskers]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GhKwoWjAVk

[psuexv]

Saw Bill put this on Twitter, definitely looks suspicious.

Search for 52.376552, 5.198303 in Google Maps-Satellite view and zoom in on the dock.

[SmoothPancakes]

Woo! First tornado watch of the year for NW Ohio. Should be a fun afternoon and evening.

[morsdraconis]

Saw Bill put this on Twitter, definitely looks suspicious.

Search for 52.376552, 5.198303 in Google Maps-Satellite view and zoom in on the dock.

Is that what is looks like? Oo

[psuexv]

Is that what is looks like? Oo

To me it does :dunno:

[psusnoop]

To me it does :dunno:

interesting

[baseballplyrmvp]

someone killed and left a blood trail?

[morsdraconis]

someone killed and left a blood trail?

Yup. That's what it looks like to me.

[psusnoop]

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/845160/83238108.jpg

[Deuce]

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/845160/83238108.jpg

:D

[SCClassof93]

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/845160/83238108.jpg

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[TomDawson]

Lingerie (http://www.robustbuy.com/womens-clothes-lingerie-sets-c-1083_1085_1088.html) Football League tryouts. Win.

lingerie football is awesome. Look at that player she looks in perfect shape

[SCClassof93]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6ocKfcpNm3U/UVnqv4Fr2iI/AAAAAAAALLY/Iq6asnzRM6Y/s1600/scratch-post.gif

[countryboy]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/157/122/f.gif

:D

[countryboy]

Marriage....Betting a woman half your stuff, that you will love her forever.


Divorce....Giving a woman half your stuff so she will leave you alone.

[JBHuskers]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/157/122/f.gif

:D :D :D :D

[gschwendt]

http://i.imgur.com/Ypt682B.jpg

http://www.fox19.com/story/22047563/police-union-billboards-spark-criticism

[psuexv]

Note to self, do not move to Memphis

[ram29jackson]

http://www.actionnewsjax.com/media/lib/1/7/a/d/7ad899a0-95bd-43ba-ba9a-d17af614de4a/Story.jpg

[Deuce]

For the few Canadians we have on this site. :)

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/04/26/nataju6u.jpg

[bdoughty]

Heh that is pretty good, of course when we burn ourselves with coffee we do not have to wait 4 weeks to have it looked at by a doctor. ;)

For now.

[bdoughty]

http://sfist.com/2013/04/25/california_mulling_soda_tax_because.php

California soda tax that will make Bloomberg blush. Apparently THIS will solve obesity in children. It has nothing to do with them sitting on their asses all day on the computer or in front of the TV. Parents? Oh we can't blame the parents but we sure tax the living fuck out of em.