The Anything Thread

[bdoughty]

Please excuse the link to Fox news but they did break the story.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/02/28/guantanamo-detainees-get-new-750g-soccer-field/

At a time of record deficits, a new soccer field for detainees at Camp 6 in Guantanamo Bay is just getting the finishing touches -- at a cost of $750,000 to taxpayers.

In addition to an indoor recreation field and the existing outdoor recreation field, the new soccer field -- selected because it is such a popular sport with detainees -- is half the size of an American football field.

The new field has been specially constructed so that the detainees "have maximum access" -- about 20 hours a day. Special passageways allow the detainees to pass into the new recreation yard without being escorted by the military.

[plotty]

One problem I've heard is that P90X is absolutely brutal on people that are really out of shape. If you're still in decent enough shape, it certainly works. But for the people that really need it, it's just too much too quickly.

This. You really have to be careful and start slow if/when doing P90X. If you jump in right away going balls to the walls...especially with Plyo, Kenpo and/or the resistance workouts, you do risk injury. But I too have tasted success from P90X...between that workout program, the Insanity series (really hardcore) and George St. Pierre's Rushfit, I've lost 92 pounds. I did put a little back on during the holidays before I started P90X2..which is the program of choice right now. But now I'm back down to 218 (was 208 in December) and have lost 16.5 total inches, mainly around my hips/waist.

[psusnoop]

This. You really have to be careful and start slow if/when doing P90X. If you jump in right away going balls to the walls...especially with Plyo, Kenpo and/or the resistance workouts, you do risk injury. But I too have tasted success from P90X...between that workout program, the Insanity series (really hardcore) and George St. Pierre's Rushfit, I've lost 92 pounds. I did put a little back on during the holidays before I started P90X2..which is the program of choice right now. But now I'm back down to 218 (was 208 in December) and have lost 16.5 total inches, mainly around my hips/waist.

Nice, I think I've found a few of those inches you've lost :smh:

[psuexv]

Nice, I think I've found a few of those inches

We talking about weight gain here? :dunno:

[steelerfan]

We talking about weight gain here? :dunno:

http://img.tapatalk.com/62c401e2-44af-05cc.jpg

:sick:

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[psuexv]

That's just wrong

[psusnoop]

so wrong :sick:

[SmoothPancakes]

Did you have to post that? :sick:

[DariusLock]

HOMO!

[steelerfan]

HOMO!

This from a guy that goes by "HottyToddy". :sick: :D

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[psuexv]

This from a guy that goes by "HottyToddy". :sick: :D

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:D :D

[JeffHCross]

Jesus, at least put a spoiler around that!

Over at TheScore.com, they've started a "Greatest Sports Games Ever tournament".

Original post, with initial bracket, can be found here: http://www.thescore.com/buzz/articles/237940-the-greatest-sports-games-ever
First and second round results were determined by their staff, and can be found here: http://www.thescore.com/buzz/articles/238377-greatestsportsgameever-results

The nostalgia in me is strong. Lots of games I loved when I was younger in that tournament. Sadly, no NCAA (or college football at all) representation.

[bdoughty]

To quote Charles Barkley, "That list is just turrible."

As you already mentioned no college games whatsoever. Coach K and Bill Walsh are crying as we speak. Then in some cases they just throw out a series but not the year and in other cases they do. How in the heck do you have Winning 11 and Pro Evolution Soccer on the same list? They are the same freaking game. Which NBA Street are you referring to and on and on and on and on.

Turrible.


Edit: They do list one college basketball game (generic NCAA Basketball) I am assuming they are referring to one of the last EA NCAA basketball games and if so, the list is the ultimate in failure.

[JeffHCross]

A Massachusetts woman who says she was duped into posing her 10-year-old daughter nude over a webcam for a man she thought was a professional photographer has been jailed.

...

The woman says she was looking for modeling work when an Iowa man persuaded her to pose the girl naked.:fp:

[steelerfan]

:fp:

:fp: :fp: :fp:

[morsdraconis]

Can't fuckin' wait for 2012. :fp:

[JeffHCross]

It is 2012 ;)

The most :fp: worthy part is that I actually believe her claim. I can see someone being stupid enough to be duped like that. But, for some reason, I'm more skeptical that you would make up that story. So I believe the claim.

[morsdraconis]

It is 2012 ;)

Yes. Yes it is. ;)

[JeffHCross]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2109374/BGSU-students-Rebekah-Blakkolb-Sarah-Hammond-Christina-Goyett-die-wrong-way-crash.html?ICO=most_read_module


A driver travelling the wrong way on a road crashed head-on into a car carrying five students going away for spring break, killing herself, three of the students and leaving two other students injured.

The three Bowling Green State University sorority sisters heading out of town were killed in the accident this morning at 2:30am on Interstate 75 south of Toledo, Ohio, just miles from the campus.
Damn.
:smh:

[steelerfan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7N81H8KF9c&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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[steelerfan]

LMAO!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2109728/Adam-Bard-shaves-half-hair-beard-opposite-sides-unique-driving-licence-photo.html?ICO=most_read_module

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[JBHuskers]

So it seems like Olivia Munn's cell phone was "hacked"? :nod: (http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/03/this-is-not-a-hacked-cell-phone-picture-of-olivia-munn/) NSFW

[SmoothPancakes]

So, was I the only one not able to get on TGT for the past 3-4 hours?

[gschwendt]

So, was I the only one not able to get on TGT for the past 3-4 hours?Should have only been about 2 but it did indeed effect everyone. Our provider was having network issues.

[steelerfan]

Should have only been about 2 but it did indeed effect everyone. Our provider was having network issues.

Glad to hear that. I was ready to smash my phone, lol.

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[SmoothPancakes]

Should have only been about 2 but it did indeed effect everyone. Our provider was having network issues.

I was hoping it wasn't just me. And yeah, I wasn't sure how long it was going on, only just tried to get on around 11-11:30.

[JBHuskers]

Yeah it was a bad switch or something I guess. Affected a pocket of the websites they are providers for.

[steelerfan]

Yeah it was a bad switch or something I guess. Affected a pocket of the websites they are providers for.

If it happens again, I want a prorated portion of my $9 back. This is unacceptable bullshit.

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[SmoothPancakes]

If it happens again, I want a prorated portion of my $9 back. This is unacceptable bullshit.

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:+1:

[gschwendt]

If it happens again, I want a prorated portion of my $9 back. This is unacceptable bullshit.
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:+1:

I understand your frustration and assure you we will do our best to prevent it from happening again. As a courtesy, I've credited your account the $0.0005 to which you're entitled. Please take this as a promise from us to do better in the future.

[steelerfan]

9 / 730 = 0.0123287671 / 24

=0.0005136986

This is what an hour of TGT sets me back. Get those refund checks ready!

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[JBHuskers]

If it happens again, I want a prorated portion of my $9 back. This is unacceptable bullshit.

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:+1:


I understand your frustration and assure you we will do our best to prevent it from happening again. As a courtesy, I've credited your account the $0.0005 to which you're entitled. Please take this as a promise from us to do better in the future.

Hell you're being generous....I was just going to get them one of these.

http://mostodd.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/monopoly_money_1.jpg

[steelerfan]

I understand your frustration and assure you we will do our best to prevent it from happening again. As a courtesy, I've credited your account the $0.0005 to which you're entitled. Please take this as a promise from us to do better in the future.

That won't cut it. I demand 2 hours of credit for time lost and 2 hours for pain and suffering. :nod:

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[SmoothPancakes]

That won't cut it. I demand 2 hours of credit for time lost and 2 hours for pain and suffering. :nod:

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:nod:

[steelerfan]

:nod:

Where is CLW when we need him?

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[JBHuskers]

Where is CLW when we need him?

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He's off making photocopies of this for you.

http://mostodd.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/monopoly_money_1.jpg

If we have another outage again, you'll be close to buying Baltic Avenue I think.

[steelerfan]

He's off making photocopies of this for you.

http://mostodd.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/monopoly_money_1.jpg

If we have another outage again, you'll be close to buying Baltic Avenue I think.

Nevermind. I will represent myself. I don't want CLW taking 33% of my payday.

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[JBHuskers]

Nevermind. I will represent myself. I don't want CLW taking 33% of my payday.

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If you are representing yourself, the verdict has just came in.

http://www.whiteeagleantiques.com/images/GavelAnimated.gif

In favor of TGT, please pay $9,000 for legal fees and slander. :nod: :easy:

[steelerfan]

Good luck with that! Smooth is the judge and he emphasizes with the plight of us commoners. :nod:

I feel confident that he won't let the big, nasty TGT corporation bully us.

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[SmoothPancakes]

Good luck with that! Smooth is the judge and he emphasizes with the plight of us commoners. :nod:

I feel confident that he won't let the big, nasty TGT corporation bully us.

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Damn straight!

[steelerfan]

Damn straight!

Should have said "empathizes", not "emphasizes". Damn Swype!

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[bdoughty]

So it seems like Olivia Munn's cell phone was "hacked"? :nod: (http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/03/this-is-not-a-hacked-cell-phone-picture-of-olivia-munn/) NSFW

So back to the whoreage. She and the IGN chick, Jessica Chobot should just go ahead and get it over with. The porn industry is a calling.

[JBHuskers]

So back to the whoreage. She and the IGN chick, Jessica Chobot should just go ahead and get it over with. The porn industry is a calling.

:nod: :popcorn:

[morsdraconis]

Yes, they most definitely should.

BTW, apparently those pics of her are fake. Whether or not that's true, I don't know.

[JBHuskers]

Yes, they most definitely should.

BTW, apparently those pics of her are fake. Whether or not that's true, I don't know.

Yeah they came out and said that the nude ones are fake. Now if that is true or not, like you said....it's hard telling. You could easily throw in some nude pics on some other pics that you have obtained....or they're trying to :bp:

[NatureBoy]

Edit.

[JBHuskers]

http://images.yuku.com/image/jpeg/e8c35c45403d8a4ea43b42b59e4f11af5e3f990.jpeg

[steelerfan]

LMAO!

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[bdoughty]

Hey I won a million dollars in the lottery, bought a new home with cash and still get FOOD STAMPS ($200.00 a month).


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTjEwuuBRBE

[SmoothPancakes]

Lmao. Listen to her sit there trying to make it sound alright. Oh, well I took the lump sum so it was only $700,000, and after taxes, it was only half. But I still had no problem buying a second house with cash and buying a new car, but oh, I have bills and no job, and so I'm going to keep using this money because "I'm struggling". Give me a fucking break.

[bdoughty]

Internet Justice is swift. No more Food stamps for you Amanda Clayton.

http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20120308/METRO/203080386/State-cuts-lottery-winner-s-benefits?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|FRONTPAGE

Amanda Clayton, 24, won $1 million in the lottery in September and until recently was still receiving $200 a month in food stamps to feed her and her two children.

Late Wednesday, the state Department of Human Services said Clayton is now no longer getting food stamps after department officials took her off the program.

:up:

Like Mother like Daughter.

"I'm not saying it's the right thing to do," Euline Clayton said of her daughter's use of food stamps. "But it's nobody's business if she's not breaking the law."

:down:

[SmoothPancakes]

I'll be damned, something actually got done.

[morsdraconis]

Good. Fuck that bitch.

[JBHuskers]

Good. Fuck that bitch.

:nod:

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[psusnoop]

That bitch needs slapped

[bdoughty]

Time travel = double suicide.

http://blogs.wsj.com/chinarealtime/2012/03/08/double-suicide-revives-china-time-travel-debate/?mod=google_news_blog

Two young girls in China’s coastal Fujian province have allegedly committed suicide after having been inspired by a television series about traveling back into the Qing Dynasty, according to a report by state-owned China Daily.

The children, both 12, drowned in a pond near their homes in the Fujian city of Zhangzhou last week, leaving behind a suicide note in which one girl indicated her death was motivated by dreams of traveling to space and of shooting a film with the emperor of the Qing Dynasty, the report said.

The China Daily report also said that one of the girls who committed suicide was fearful of going home because she had lost the remote control to her parents’ garage.

:fp:

[morsdraconis]

Jesus christ this world just keeps getting dumber and dumber.

:smh:

[Deuce]

Actually, with those two gone the world probably just got smarter. ;)


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[SmoothPancakes]

Actually, with those two gone the world probably just got smarter. ;)


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Deuce has a point. The sooner these dumbasses in this world do shit like this, the better the future and the gene pool of the world gets.

[morsdraconis]

Deuce has a point. The sooner these dumbasses in this world do shit like this, the better the future and the gene pool of the world gets.

2 down, ~3 billion more to go.

[Deuce]

2 down, ~3 billion more to go.

Touché. :)


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[JeffHCross]

I used to think that I didn't get jobs because my resume sucked.

Now that I have a decent resume, I'm convinced that my horrible cover letters are going to always sink me. God, I hate them.

[psuexv]

I used to think that I didn't get jobs because my resume sucked.

Now that I have a decent resume, I'm convinced that my horrible cover letters are going to always sink me. God, I hate them.

You might as well post it and let us critique it. ;)

[steelerfan]

You might as well post it and let us critique it. ;)

:+1:

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[baseballplyrmvp]

i sliced my finger way open today working with some stainless steel flashing. it hurt.

[JeffHCross]

You might as well post it and let us critique it. ;)Yeah, that has about as much likelihood as me getting a date with Kate Mara.

[JBHuskers]

Yeah, that has about as much likelihood as me getting a date with Kate Mara.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V3CfD8TPac

[steelerfan]

Yeah, that has about as much likelihood as me getting a date with Kate Mara.

:(

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[JeffHCross]

0.0But I have a great personality!

:D

[steelerfan]

But I have a great personality!

:D

Not really. :smh:

;)

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[JBHuskers]

Not really. :smh:

;)

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:deadhorse: :popcorn:

[JeffHCross]

Nicely done, Steeler.

Though that was a pretty fat pitch over the heart of the plate.

[steelerfan]

Nicely done, Steeler.

Though that was a pretty fat pitch over the heart of the plate.

;)

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[psusnoop]

:D

[baseballplyrmvp]

i lol'd first time i saw this

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/4463/cvr9a18391.jpg

[bdoughty]

The Food Police is back. No salt for you homeless family.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/opinion/opedcolumnists/no_kugel_for_you_N4VuTrqavfOiApSHngxuMJ

So much for serving the homeless.

The Bloomberg administration is now taking the term “food police” to new depths, blocking food donations to all government-run facilities that serve the city’s homeless.

In conjunction with a mayoral task force and the Health Department, the Department of Homeless Services recently started enforcing new nutritional rules for food served at city shelters. Since DHS can’t assess the nutritional content of donated food, shelters have to turn away good Samaritans.

[SmoothPancakes]

After spending the last however many months dealing with a wireless mouse that had the left button going bad and sometimes double clicking when I'd only click the button once, I finally got around to going out and buying a new wireless mouse. It's so nice to not have emails randomly opening up in a separate window when I click on them, or my browser sitting there minimizing and opening right back up because the mouse double clicked, etc. Now I can finally jump head first back into Civ IV, Civ V, Rome: Total War, Empire: Total War, and Wargame: European Escalation without having to deal with my mouse fucking things up in-game.

[psusnoop]

Glad your wireless "mouth" is getting better. Can't wait to see the new and improved ones :D

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTzugYEAr_MJrnCuDJIxH9ZA2bWS-Lg8dyxPQx-q7o8hORwOgrDsg

[SmoothPancakes]

Fuck. :fp:

That's what I get for typing at 4am. :D

[psusnoop]

:D:D

[JeffHCross]

I used to think that I didn't get jobs because my resume sucked.

Now that I have a decent resume, I'm convinced that my horrible cover letters are going to always sink me. God, I hate them.

You might as well post it and let us critique it. ;)
Why do I get so damn nervous when I send out resumes? Two more sent out tonight. Probably more tomorrow. Wish me luck, gentlemen.

[steelerfan]

Why do I get so damn nervous when I send out resumes? Two more sent out tonight. Probably more tomorrow. Wish me luck, gentlemen.

I'm doing the same thing, Jeff. I hate it. Especially when they don't respond. It's like your resume just went into a black hole (insert JB joke here).

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[morsdraconis]

Good luck fellas. I just went through that for a good solid 2 months before finally landing the job I have now. It was a pain in the ass and I HATE it but the only thing I hate more than sending out resumes is doing the damn interviews. Some of the questions they ask make me want to go insane.

[SmoothPancakes]

Thank god I got hired at my job before some employers started doing this bullshit.

http://www.wtol.com/story/17196850/job-seekers-getting-asked-for-facebook-passwords


Job seekers getting asked for Facebook passwords

Posted: Mar 20, 2012 3:18 AM EDT Updated: Mar 20, 2012 9:43 AM EDT

By MANUEL VALDES and SHANNON MCFARLAND
Associated Press

SEATTLE (AP) - When Justin Bassett interviewed for a new job, he expected the usual questions about experience and references. So he was astonished when the interviewer asked for something else: his Facebook username and password.

Bassett, a New York City statistician, had just finished answering a few character questions when the interviewer turned to her computer to search for his Facebook page. But she couldn't see his private profile. She turned back and asked him to hand over his login information.

Bassett refused and withdrew his application, saying he didn't want to work for a company that would seek such personal information. But as the job market steadily improves, other job candidates are confronting the same question from prospective employers, and some of them cannot afford to say no.

In their efforts to vet applicants, some companies and government agencies are going beyond merely glancing at a person's social networking profiles and instead asking to log in as the user to have a look around.

"It's akin to requiring someone's house keys," said Orin Kerr, a George Washington University law professor and former federal prosecutor who calls it "an egregious privacy violation."

Questions have been raised about the legality of the practice, which is also the focus of proposed legislation in Illinois and Maryland that would forbid public agencies from asking for access to social networks.

Since the rise of social networking, it has become common for managers to review publically available Facebook profiles, Twitter accounts and other sites to learn more about job candidates. But many users, especially on Facebook, have their profiles set to private, making them available only to selected people or certain networks.

Companies that don't ask for passwords have taken other steps - such as asking applicants to friend human resource managers or to log in to a company computer during an interview. Once employed, some workers have been required to sign non-disparagement agreements that ban them from talking negatively about an employer on social media.

Asking for a candidate's password is more prevalent among public agencies, especially those seeking to fill law enforcement positions such as police officers or 911 dispatchers.

Back in 2010, Robert Collins was returning to his job as a security guard at the Maryland Department of Public Safety and Correctional Services after taking a leave following his mother's death. During a reinstatement interview, he was asked for his login and password, purportedly so the agency could check for any gang affiliations. He was stunned by the request but complied.

"I needed my job to feed my family. I had to," he recalled,

After the ACLU complained about the practice, the agency amended its policy, asking instead for job applicants to log in during interviews.

"To me, that's still invasive. I can appreciate the desire to learn more about the applicant, but it's still a violation of people's personal privacy," said Collins, whose case inspired Maryland's legislation.

Until last year, the city of Bozeman, Mont., had a long-standing policy of asking job applicants for passwords to their email addresses, social-networking websites and other online accounts.

And since 2006, the McLean County, Ill., sheriff's office has been one of several Illinois sheriff's departments that ask applicants to sign into social media sites to be screened.

Chief Deputy Rusty Thomas defended the practice, saying applicants have a right to refuse. But no one has ever done so. Thomas said that "speaks well of the people we have apply."

When asked what sort of material would jeopardize job prospects, Thomas said "it depends on the situation" but could include "inappropriate pictures or relationships with people who are underage, illegal behavior."

In Spotsylvania County, Va., the sheriff's department asks applicants to friend background investigators for jobs at the 911 dispatch center and for law enforcement positions.

"In the past, we've talked to friends and neighbors, but a lot of times we found that applicants interact more through social media sites than they do with real friends," said Capt. Mike Harvey. "Their virtual friends will know more about them than a person living 30 yards away from them."

Harvey said investigators look for any "derogatory" behavior that could damage the agency's reputation.

E. Chandlee Bryan, a career coach and co-author of the book "The Twitter Job Search Guide," said job seekers should always be aware of what's on their social media sites and assume someone is going to look at it.

Bryan said she is troubled by companies asking for logins, but she feels it's not a violation if an employer asks to see a Facebook profile through a friend request. And she's not troubled by non-disparagement agreements.

"I think that when you work for a company, they are essentially supporting you in exchange for your work. I think if you're dissatisfied, you should go to them and not on a social media site," she said.

More companies are also using third-party applications to scour Facebook profiles, Bryan said. One app called BeKnown can sometimes access personal profiles, short of wall messages, if a job seeker allows it.

Sears is one of the companies using apps. An applicant has the option of logging into the Sears job site through Facebook by allowing a third-party application to draw information from the profile, such as friend lists.

Sears Holdings Inc. spokeswoman Kim Freely said using a Facebook profile to apply allows Sears to be updated on the applicant's work history.

The company assumes "that people keep their social profiles updated to the minute, which allows us to consider them for other jobs in the future or for ones that they may not realize are available currently," she said.

Giving out Facebook login information violates the social network's terms of service. But those terms have no real legal weight, and experts say the legality of asking for such information remains murky.

The Department of Justice regards it as a federal crime to enter a social networking site in violation of the terms of service, but during recent congressional testimony, the agency said such violations would not be prosecuted.

But Lori Andrews, law professor at IIT Chicago-Kent College of Law specializing in Internet privacy, is concerned about the pressure placed on applicants, even if they voluntarily provide access to social sites.

"Volunteering is coercion if you need a job," Andrews said.

Neither Facebook nor Twitter responded to repeated requests for comment.

In New York, Bassett considered himself lucky that he was able to turn down the consulting gig at a lobbying firm.

"I think asking for account login credentials is regressive," he said. "If you need to put food on the table for your three kids, you can't afford to stand up for your belief."

[psusnoop]

Thank god I got hired at my job before some employers started doing this bullshit.

http://www.wtol.com/story/17196850/job-seekers-getting-asked-for-facebook-passwords

:fp: :smh:

[steelerfan]

:fp: :smh:

I'm happy that this won't be a problem for me. :)

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[morsdraconis]

I'd tell them to suck my dick. I don't need your fuckin' job that bad.

[JBHuskers]

I'd tell them to suck my dick. I don't need your fuckin' job that bad.

No shit. Fuck that.

[psusnoop]

I'd tell them to suck my dick. I don't need your fuckin' job that bad.

Completely agree, there isn't a chance in hell I'd willing give anyone access to my personal shit.

[morsdraconis]

Completely agree, there isn't a chance in hell I'd willing give anyone access to my personal shit.

Exactly. Facebook is strictly personal shit. I have nothing to hide but I sure as hell don't think a job should be investigating my personal life. If I'm not working for the fuckin' United States Government, I don't expect to have to worry about things like that.

[psuexv]

Good Luck JHC and :sf:

That Facebook shit is ridiculous. It's one thing to do background checks on law enforcement or teachers but screw that for everything else.

[steelerfan]

If your shit is set to Private, I don't think it is any of their business. If not, it is absolutely their business.

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[bdoughty]

Now I have officially seen everything. Stop the world, time to shut it down.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2118300/Rebecca-Helen-Elder-accused-raping-man-breaking-house-stand-trial.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Woman, 39, accused of breaking into house and raping man - Australian Rebecca Elder 'performed oral sex' on alleged victim

Prosecution documents, filed with the court, allege both offences took place at a suburban location between September 20 and September 23 last year.

They will also say she broke in with the intention of committing a further offence of rape.

Finally, prosecutors will accuse Elder of raping the man by performing an act of oral sex without his consent.

:D

[ryby6969]

The man had to be married or something. Only way I could see him complaining about this.

[psusnoop]

The man had to be married or something. Only way I could see him complaining about this.

No way he stopped her from finishing the job

[ryby6969]

Ohh, I agree. If he even protested, I am sure it was like "oh no, please stop!"

[JeffHCross]

Thank god I got hired at my job before some employers started doing this bullshit.Considering what I do, and I don't have to do this ... that is absolutely ridiculous.

[JeffHCross]

I recall someone complaining that UPS was delivering packages to their local post office, and claiming it was delivered. I can't find the thread or comment though. Turns out this might actually be a "feature".


With USPS/UPS Basic service, UPS will ship your order to your nearest U.S. postal office which will then deliver the package to your home.

Please note: UPS will mark your shipment "delivered" when it arrives at the U.S. Postal office. It does not track delivery to your home.

[baseballplyrmvp]

at least this guy knows his flop was bad. he told reporters after the game he was gonna go into acting after his basketball career is over. :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HzyEuylYSgs

[steelerfan]

at least this guy knows his flop was bad. he told reporters after the game he was gonna go into acting after his basketball career is over. :D

:D Check out the comment from LinkThatLove. :D


It was hard, but I managed to masturbate to that video

JB, is that your YouTube alias?

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[JBHuskers]

:D Check out the comment from LinkThatLove. :D



JB, is that your YouTube alias?

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Shhhhh.

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[psuexv]

Minnesota Teen Can't Bring Porn Star to Prom

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/minnesota-teen-cant-bring-porn-star-prom-221942746--abc-news.html



A Minnesota high school senior who asked 600 porn stars to prom on Twitter will not be allowed to bring the one who said yes, his school said.

Mike Stone, 18, tweeted to his prospective dates: "i have dinner hotel and ill give u a massage to."

The teenager told ABCNews.com he turned to Twitter after several girls at Tartan High School in Oakdale, Minn., turned him down.

"I didn't expect this to get blown up. It's great. Everyone at my school is supporting me," Stone said.

But school administrators didn't think so. They banned Megan Piper, 19, who is a Los Angeles-based adult entertainer, from attending prom.

Stone, whose mother said he has special needs, didn't tell her about his porn star date at first.

"I was a little upset at first and I feel like I'm on my kids and know what they're up to," Diven Stone said. "But I support him and I don't understand what her profession has to do with anything."

In a statement released to ABC affiliate KSTP, Tartan High School said Piper's attendance "would be prohibited under Tartan's standard prom procedures and would be inconsistent with two school district policies." Those policies prohibit activity that may lead to disruptions.

Piper said she is disappointed the school banned her from being Stone's prom date, especially since she never attended her own high school prom.

"I can make this kid's dream prom experience come true and get a chance to go to prom," she told ABCNews.com. "It was a win for both of us."

Mike and his date said they plan to throw their own "alternative prom" and invite the Tartan High School students to attend it instead.

As for that promised massage?

"If it happens, it will happen," Stone said.

[morsdraconis]

Good for him and way to go porn actress I've never heard of. Hell of a way to promote yourself.

[JBHuskers]

We gotta sign her up! :D

One Armed Pole Dance Wins Tournament (http://edition.myjoyonline.com/pages/oddity/201203/83345.php)

http://photos.myjoyonline.com/photos/news/201203/800033713_731068.jpg

An Australian pole dancer took first place at the International Pole Championship - despite having only one arm.

Deborah Roach won the disabled division of the championship, which was staged in Hong Kong.

"I actually got into an underground Goth scene in my teenage years because I didn't fit into normal society," she said.

"And I loved dancing the night away on the dance floor, and that led to stage dancing in clubs."

She took up pole dancing after being inspired by a circus themed double act she saw at a club she was dancing in back in 2006.

In 2009, she won a pole dancing competition against able-bodied dancers which spurred her to quit her job in IT and become a personal trainer.

[psuexv]

Deborah Roach won the disabled division of the championship:fp:

[Marlowe]

Good Luck JHC and :sf:

That Facebook shit is ridiculous. It's one thing to do background checks on law enforcement or teachers but screw that for everything else.


http://www.theverge.com/2012/3/23/2897143/facebook-responds-to-employers-soliciting-passwords

[steelerfan]

Deborah Roach won the disabled division of the championship:fp:

http://img.tapatalk.com/62c401e2-b738-a276.jpg

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[JBHuskers]

:D

[morsdraconis]

God damn I'm so out of practice when it comes to asking a woman out on a date. I haven't done this shit in like 5 years. Doesn't help that I'm thinking about it WAY too much cause I indirectly work with her.

I'm fuckin' sad I tell ya. :smh:

[psuexv]

God damn I'm so out of practice when it comes to asking a woman out on a date. I haven't done this shit in like 5 years. Doesn't help that I'm thinking about it WAY too much cause I indirectly work with her.

I'm fuckin' sad I tell ya. :smh:

here you go bud


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa1IN1GN4Q4

[Deuce]

God damn I'm so out of practice when it comes to asking a woman out on a date. I haven't done this shit in like 5 years. Doesn't help that I'm thinking about it WAY too much cause I indirectly work with her.

I'm fuckin' sad I tell ya. :smh:

My advice is to do it quickly...act like you're in a hurry or doing something. Real quick say..."what are you doing this weekend? ...wanna get together?" ...and try and say it when you are basically walking away from her. Makes it seem informal and if she says no you can just say ok an keep walking.

...never really worked for me. I paid a hypnotist to follow me around an he made girls like me. :dunno:


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[JeffHCross]

http://riptapparel.com/ript/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/detail-120324.jpg

http://riptapparel.com/

[morsdraconis]

Well. Finally got the nerve to ask her out this weekend. No go. She's busy. But "rain check". Not sure if that's good or bad... We shall see.

[bdoughty]

Welcome to the Friend Zone.

[bdoughty]

I am sure some of you are following the Trayvon Martin case. Feel free and pull out the old barf bags, this is humanity at it's finest.

http://news.yahoo.com/trayvon-martins-mom-files-trademark-papers-212249143.html

The mother of slain Florida teenager Trayvon Martin has filed papers seeking to trademark two slogans based on his name.

The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office filings by Sybrina Fulton are for the sayings "I Am Trayvon" and "Justice For Trayvon." The applications were filed last week.

[morsdraconis]

:smh:

[morsdraconis]

Welcome to the Friend Zone.

Maybe. I forgot to say that she said she already had plans to go to her sisters for the weekend.

She's clearly at least semi-interested and we have a few things in common (both REALLY like Terry Pratchett books and reading in general and both enjoy Italian food) so we'll see. I'll give it a week and ask again and if she blows me off again, then oh well.

[bdoughty]

You have already asked her out and she had a previous engagement. Since she obviously knows you are interested in her, put the onus on her and let her ask you out or bring it up. If she does not ever bring it up, it was never meant to be.

[JeffHCross]

The mother of slain Florida teenager Trayvon Martin has filed papers seeking to trademark two slogans based on his name.I am okay on this only in one way ... she wants to protect against others making money off her son's name. However, in every other way, this sickens me. Especially because I can't legitimately believe that my first point is reality.

[NatureBoy]

:whoa: I'm not going to lie, I would shit in my pants and drop dead if I ever seen one of these things in my house.

When it comes to giant rat infestations, New York gets all the attention.

But a breed of giant, Gambian rats have been rapidly reproducing in the Florida Keys despite a decade-long effort to wipe them out. KeysNet reports the invasive, African native species first began showing up between 1999-2001 after a local exotic animal breeder released eight of the rats into the wild.

"We thought we had them whipped as of 2009," said Scott Hardin, exotic species coordinator for Florida's Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. "We think they have not moved far but they clearly reproduced," he said.

The rodents, officially known as the Gambian pouched rat, are the largest known breed of rats in the world. They can grow up to three feet in length and weigh as much as nine pounds. Wildlife officials fear that if the large-sized rodents make it to the Florida mainland, they could devastate local crops if they reach the Florida mainland.

The U.S. Department of Agriculture has been working with Florida officials to wipe out the rodents, and there are only an estimate few dozen at large, but they can reproduce quickly and do so only five months after being born. After producing a litter, the Gambian rat only has to wait another nine months before having another litter, bearing up to six babies at a time.

Officials thought they had successfully gotten rid of all of the Gambian rats back in 2008, but several of the burrowing creatures recently began showing up in the yards of local residents. "We were skeptical but went back and talked to people and [saw] there were rats that we missed," Hardin told KeysNet.

Using cantaloupe and peanut butter as bait, officials say are planning another to distribute another 200 traps in an effort to clear the keys of the Gambian rats, some of which are larger than the average house cat.

"We're going to try to trap at least that often until we see signs that we have knocked them back," Hardin said.

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/6F.I8R7VXUQi3YsrO0_yBQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD00MjI7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/152/2012/03/26/RTR194DO-jpg_202856.jpg

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/giant-nine-pound-gambian-rats-invading-florida-keys-210522485.html

[SmoothPancakes]

That's fucking awesome! :D

[JeffHCross]

a local exotic animal breeder"Well there's your problem!" ~ Adam Savage

[psusnoop]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGIkLQPT2Wg

[JBHuskers]

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/6F.I8R7VXUQi3YsrO0_yBQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD00MjI7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/152/2012/03/26/RTR194DO-jpg_202856.jpg

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/giant-nine-pound-gambian-rats-invading-florida-keys-210522485.html

Jesus Christ, you could ride that thing off into the sunset John Wayne style.

[JBHuskers]

Living Social is getting quite naughty with their discount offerings.....

Actual deal in the Cleveland area from today:

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/LivingSocial.jpg

[SmoothPancakes]

Jesus Christ, you could ride that thing off into the sunset John Wayne style.

That thing would be fucking awesome to have as a pet!

[JBHuskers]

That thing would be fucking awesome to have as a pet!

Only if it was trained to get me a beer.

[psuexv]

That thing would be fucking awesome to have as a pet!

Screw that, you'd wake up in the middle of the night and it would be chewing on your skull

[steelerfan]

Screw that, you'd wake up in the middle of the night and it would be chewing on your skull

From my days in the funeral business, I can tell you that rodents, cats, and small dogs (for sure) go for soft tissue like ear lobes, nostrils, eye lids, and scrotums.

Edit: I also saw rats eat a woman's finger tips once, too.

http://img.tapatalk.com/62c401e2-215e-f60c.jpg

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[JBHuskers]

From my days in the funeral business, I can tell you that rodents, cats, and small dogs (for sure) go for soft tissue like ear lobes, nostrils, eye lids, and scrotums.

Edit: I also saw rats eat a woman's finger tips once, too.

http://img.tapatalk.com/62c401e2-215e-f60c.jpg

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:smh: :sick:

[steelerfan]

:smh: :sick:

Yeah. That was a badly decomposed guy in a trailer with, apparently, hungry chihuahuas. :sick:

http://img.tapatalk.com/62c401e2-2825-c252.jpg

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[SmoothPancakes]

That's what a giant cage is for, you neanderthals. :fp:

[JBHuskers]

That's what a giant cage is for, you neanderthals. :fp:

Since when have you seen me carrying around a club and dragging a woman by her hair (well, except for last weekend).

[JeffHCross]

Since when have you seen me carrying around a club and dragging a woman by her hair (well, except for last weekend).I was about to say ...

[DariusLock]

Sucks they go for the scrotum :(

[steelerfan]

Sucks they go for the scrotum :(

Just don't die naked, in a place no one will find you for a while (or in a life where no one will care about not seeing you for a while), with animals around. If you avoid that, your sack is reasonably safe from being Devoured by Vermin.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVdVUUUlrqc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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[JeffHCross]

http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2012/03/26/minorleagueguy.jpg

Nicely done. :5star:

[NatureBoy]

:sick: Here's something even nastier than the giant rats in Florida. Steven Tyler in sandals.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/319825_10150682365014454_58275314453_8956703_13946 49709_n.jpg

[DariusLock]

Yeah, it's from him dancing on the stage and the little things he does with his feet that caused that.

[SmoothPancakes]

Oh what a surprise. Clear Channel's laying off more people today. :fp: This is becoming a 4-6 month tradition for them. They laid off people last spring, laid off more in October and now today. At this rate there's not going to be anyone left. I sort of hope a rival company like Maverick Media or someone would buy out our market so we no longer have to deal with this shit 2-3 times a year.

[JBHuskers]

Oh what a surprise. Clear Channel's laying off more people today. :fp: This is becoming a 4-6 month tradition for them. They laid off people last spring, laid off more in October and now today. At this rate there's not going to be anyone left. I sort of hope a rival company like Maverick Media or someone would buy out our market so we no longer have to deal with this shit 2-3 times a year.

Why all the layoffs?

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[SmoothPancakes]

Why all the layoffs?

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Debt most likely. Clear Channel is swimming in debt. They have a big payment coming up soon (early 2013 if I am not mistaken). They have been buying up markets left and right all over the US over the years, adding divisions left and right over the years (CC Outdoors, television stations through the 90s and most of the 2000s, CC News Network, CC Traffic, their subsidiaries in Fox Sports Radio, Premiere Radio Network) and it's been catching up to them recently in the debt they have amassed.

Everything has been changed over the years. Corporate now runs the music cycles, so you theoretically could hear the same song being played on two different Clear Channel stations with the same genre at the same time (barring time differences from commercials, liners, etc), almost everything is voice tracked these days (the only live in studio air shifts for our market is the morning drive on all three stations and an afternoon drive show on our Hot AC station from 2-6pm), everything else during the day is voicetracked by Premiere Network talent (a single person voicetracking for loads of stations in a given genre all over the nation) and syndicated programming at night.

Some things have been changed for the better, but a lot for the worse. We're already running on a skeleton crew in our market. We have four stations in our market, three of them here in town and one in the next town over. For our three stations here in town, we literally have three people to do the morning shows and that's it. If someone wants to take vacation or is sick or something, our country station guy shifts over to either of the other stations (whichever one is without an on air talent that day), and I come in and fill in on the country station. Beyond that, there is no one else. We have the three guys for the mornings shows and me as backup for them and that's it, no one else in line to jump on air when/if needed.

Same thing in our other station in the next town over. There's the one morning show guy, and the only backups are me (which I usually fill in on the morning show for holidays and the sort as they do the morning show there every weekday, holidays or not. I've filled in on the morning show over there on Christmas, on Thanksgiving, on the Fourth of July, on New Years, etc) and the guy who does the midday shift from 9am-2pm. Generally, the midday guy would shift to the morning show and I or one other person would fill in on the midday show with no one else after us as an option to fill in. That's how bare bones we are in our market. It's starting to become like that all over with all of these layoffs.

[skipwondah33]

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/iraq-vet-uses-rear-naked-choke-stop-robbery-130652301.html

Choke him out

[baseballplyrmvp]

what a fucking shitty, pain in the ass kind of day. it starts out pouring down rain, and of course i had to work outside....it got kind of better when the sun came out for a couple of hours.....but then i got the word at lunchtime that i was being laid off until further notice....and then it started pouring down rain again. :down:

[morsdraconis]

what a fucking shitty, pain in the ass kind of day. it starts out pouring down rain, and of course i had to work outside....it got kind of better when the sun came out for a couple of hours.....but then i got the word at lunchtime that i was being laid off until further notice....and then it started pouring down rain again. :down:

Oh fuck man. Sorry to hear man. :(

[JBHuskers]

I find it funny when you search for something with scam next to it, the entire search is filled with marketing ploys denying that it is a scam, plus a link to pay for their marketing tips LOL

Case in point. Body by Vi or Visalus. Everyone is on Facebook gloating about a free BMW they just got from the company. Just do a Google search for "body by vi scam" and the results are hilarious. If it isn't someone's site to sign you up for Body By Vi, it's some dude claiming to be a marketing insider and siding with them, yet titling their web page (Body by Vi is a Scam)

If it's too good to be true, eventually it will go up in smoke.

[Nothingface]

Time for my boy to start with his potty training. I wanted a new activity for him so i guess i found it every hour. Pullups and askin if he is in the mood to take a shit. GRAND.

[baseballplyrmvp]

Time for my boy to start with his potty training. I wanted a new activity for him so i guess i found it every hour. Pullups and askin if he is in the mood to take a shit. GRAND.lol good luck with that.

[baseballplyrmvp]

i hate family get-togethers. i'm the oldest of all the grandchildren who isnt married yet, and i have a lot of cousins who are less than 10 years old so needless to say, my parents made me play as the babysitter. all night long, i had to play crazy ninja, or scare the girls, or lets run around in a 20x20 foot room and play tag, or some other stupid shit that i'm too old for. i had one little cousin bugging the shit out of me, asking if he could play my xbox, or with all my old Lego models that i still have together, or asking if i could set up the wii for him to play, or going through all of my xbox games and asking which ones i dont play anymore so that i could give them to him. fucking little twit.....pissed me off all night long.

[JeffHCross]

you theoretically could hear the same song being played on two different Clear Channel stations with the same genre at the same timeI've actually heard this more than once.


i'm the oldest of all the grandchildren who isnt married yetI know your pain. My older cousins have been married since I was little, while my younger cousins are all 7 years or more younger than me.

[psuexv]

If you're going to steal a truck, don't stop at a convenience store and make a credit card purchase while doing it :fp:


The State College Police Department now has a better idea of the man they are looking for in connection with the theft of a delivery truck that later crashed.

At 1:36 a.m. on Saturday, a 1997 Chevy box truck was reported stolen from the 500 block of East Warning Avenue, police said. The keys had been left out in the open on the dashboard, police said.

Later, an officer on duty saw the truck at the 2000 E. College Ave. Sheetz, but when the officer pursued, the driver attempted to flee before crashing the truck into some trees and an electrical pole at Spring Creek, only a short distance away, police said.

The driver got out of the car and ran in the direction of Lemont, leaving a shoe in the bed of the truck, police said.

Yesterday, police received a call from an individual who said that they might have given a lift to the drive police say went on the joyride. An individual called police and said they picked up a college-aged man early Saturday morning who was described as a white, college-aged man light hair, wearing no shoes, had wet feet and minor facial injuries, police said.

The man told the driver his name was Matt, he was from Erie, and asked the driver to drop him off at the Pollock Residence Halls, police said.

Police said they could not confirm if the man's name is actually Matt, but they are in the process of identifying him via video surveillance at Sheetz and a credit card purchase he made there, if he does not turn himself in first, police said.

[psusnoop]

:D:D:D

Here's your sign, it's number 948642 jackass!

[JBHuskers]

Drugs are bad mmmmmmk.



That 70's Show star Lisa Robin Kelly, who played Laurie Foreman on the hit sitcom, was arrested for domestic violence yesterday afternoon.


http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Lisa-Robin-Kelly-Mugshot-1-500x325.jpg

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201231//293.lisaann.cm.4112.jpg

[psuexv]

Good lord... what's wrong with her?

[morsdraconis]

:o

Holy hell.

[gschwendt]

I remember something about when she was on the show she had a bad run-in with drugs and that's why there was a fake Laurie for a season.

[psusnoop]

I remember something about when she was on the show she had a bad run-in with drugs and that's why there was a fake Laurie for a season.

DAMN, that's scary

[psusnoop]

As someone who is a big fan of the pringles sour cream (small container) this item would be better if it was designed like this.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/picture/2189473/82419327.jpg

[JBHuskers]

As someone who is a big fan of the pringles sour cream (small container) this item would be better if it was designed like this.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/picture/2189473/82419327.jpg

That would be an awesome invention. But then Pringles would be $3 a can :smh: I'm pissed off enough that they're $1.50 instead of $1.00 nowadays. :D

[steelerfan]

This idea is better, for the Pringle's can.

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=1759465

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[JBHuskers]

This idea is better, for the Pringle's can.

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=1759465

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:fp: :D

[baseballplyrmvp]

over/under on 5 being the number of people who try that? :D

[SmoothPancakes]

I'm more wondering where and how :sf: found a thread on a random forum from 2006 talking about using a Pringles can to jack yourself off with. You try that yourself in the past :sf:? :P

[baseballplyrmvp]

I'm more wondering where and how :sf: found a thread on a random forum from 2006 talking about using a Pringles can to jack yourself off with. You try that yourself in the past :sf:? :Pthats what i was thinking.....he had to have known about that from somewhere. there's no way he could have randomly stumbled across that. lol

[steelerfan]

I'm more wondering where and how :sf: found a thread on a random forum from 2006 talking about using a Pringles can to jack yourself off with. You try that yourself in the past :sf:? :P

Nope, but it's been a running joke of a friend of mine's for a long time so I thought I'd Google it.

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[psusnoop]

LOLOL now that's classic :D:D:D

[morsdraconis]

(sigh)

Chick at work blew me off again today. :fdown:

Guess it just wasn't meant to be.

[Deuce]

(sigh)

Chick at work blew me off again today. :fdown:

Guess it just wasn't meant to be.

That sucks man...what a bitch! ;)


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[JBHuskers]

Did the world really need this?

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/souljah.jpg

[steelerfan]

Did the world really need this?

Never heard of this dude.

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[JBHuskers]

Never heard of this dude.

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You're better off for that.

[morsdraconis]

That sucks man...what a bitch! ;)


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Yeah. It's officially "friend" territory, which, while she's a good looking woman and intelligent, I don't really need anymore friends.

Que sera sera.

[steelerfan]

Yeah. It's officially "friend" territory, which, while she's a good looking woman and intelligent, I don't really need anymore friends.

Que sera sera.

Good for you!

99.4% of women aren't worthy of friendship. They know it, you know it, why pretend?

Fuck her. On to the next. :up:

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[JBHuskers]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqee2eI6M41qdetkvo1_500.jpg

[JeffHCross]

Chick at work blew me off again today. :fdown:I do have sympathy, but after reading the previous 7 or so posts, this just had a totally different meaning ...

[morsdraconis]

I do have sympathy, but after reading the previous 7 or so posts, this just had a totally different meaning ...

;)

I knew it would, thus the wording.

[Deuce]

Allow me to vent...

Major fucking layoffs today at my company. They have been 'teasing' us with it for several months making our lives hell wondering what's going to happen. Several months ago our suits mentioned that they would need to cut out $200M in salary from the home office...guess what our top 5 exec's will make this year...$150M!!!!! Fuck me! These assbags came in and spoke about 'kindness', 'integrity', and treating people 'fair and square' ...what a crock of fucking bullshit. My wife and I both work here and are both probably safe but many good, hard working people are being kicked to the curb while a few dick's sit on their mountain of money.

...I guess it's the way of the world which is just sad.


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[JBHuskers]

I had to live through that crap a couple years ago....and that crap lasted for two years too, walking on eggshells, etc. It blows.

[baseballplyrmvp]

i'm going through that right now deuce. i do have a work option available in which i could most certainly get on, but it'd be working 7-12 hour shifts a week for the next year. the money would probably be excellent, but i'm not sure i want to work every day for the next year. i'm debating that or go back to school for a new career.

[Deuce]

600 people just got let go. Fuck me.


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[JBHuskers]

We had 1100 people let go during that period. Management had the balls to call it "Focus To Win".

[SmoothPancakes]

Clear Channel has downsized 4 times in the last two years. Each spring and each fall, on a every 4-6 month cycle. Yet the execs keep getting more and more money in raises, bonuses, etc every fucking year.

The "I'm talking out of my ass" reasoning for this past round of cuts a week or two ago:


"We are constantly evaluating our organization and structure to make sure we are as well positioned as possible to continue to lead in the evolving marketplace.

"We’ve been looking closely at our business to ensure that we are properly staffed and operating as efficiently as possible with the right balance of services and personnel to meet the needs of our listeners/consumers. Like every successful business, our strategy continues to evolve as we move forward as a company and that creates some new jobs, and unfortunately eliminates others.

I fucking hate corporate America.

[morsdraconis]

Not to turn the conversation away from how fucked up corporate America is, but, stupid bitch goes from having a nice conversation with me one day to thinking I'm a fuckin' stalker and telling my boss. WTF?!

Talk about fuckin' crazy. :smh:

[ryby6969]

Sounds like an attention whore and wants the boss to feel sorry for her.

[SmoothPancakes]

Not to turn the conversation away from how fucked up corporate America is, but, stupid bitch goes from having a nice conversation with me one day to thinking I'm a fuckin' stalker and telling my boss. WTF?!

Talk about fuckin' crazy. :smh:

Never met one who wasn't/isn't. They're all fucking crazy.

[JBHuskers]

She probably blew the boss.

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[ryby6969]

Speaking of corporate America, I work for a Large Grocery chain in the south, and they just recently lifted the $.15 raise an hour maximum we have had for close to 2 years. In this time, we receive annual statements keeping us up to date on the company's performance. Each quarter, we were up around 3-7% in net profit(in the hundreds of millions), but we were still only able to get an extra $.15 an hour every 6 months, no matter what your job performance was. I actually take a pay cut each year, because they have eliminated virtually all OT, and the bonuses we receive every 3 months have gotten smaller. This is why I am now going back to school, because working at 3am every day until god knows when just to be sent home early another day so you do not get overtime, blows!

[ryby6969]

Never met one who wasn't/isn't. They're all fucking crazy.

Agreed, they just have different levels. Crazy to Psychotic.

[Deuce]

Fuck all those greedy bastards and fuck that bitch that told her boss. What is wrong with people!!!??

I need to listen to Aenima!


I told my boss I'm taking half day tomorrow to go drink beer and watch my Rangers play some opening day baseball. fuck'm!


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[steelerfan]

Not to turn the conversation away from how fucked up corporate America is, but, stupid bitch goes from having a nice conversation with me one day to thinking I'm a fuckin' stalker and telling my boss. WTF?!

Talk about fuckin' crazy. :smh:

:fp: :smh:

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[baseballplyrmvp]

Not to turn the conversation away from how fucked up corporate America is, but, stupid bitch goes from having a nice conversation with me one day to thinking I'm a fuckin' stalker and telling my boss. WTF?!

Talk about fuckin' crazy. :smh:whatever you do, do not tell your boss that you have a shrine of this chick in your bedroom that you secretly worship every night before bed.

[psuexv]

Mors I think this pretty much sums it up. And since you're a big fan of the show I thought it was perfect

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=BaM5B0MBAoA#t=42s

[baseballplyrmvp]

at least mors isnt attached to an object by an inclined plane that's wrapped helickly around an axis.

aka screwed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsWqRCC0FLY)

[psuexv]

at least mors isnt attached to an object by an inclined plane that's wrapped helickly around an axis.

aka skrewed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsWqRCC0FLY)

LOL, that show is awesome

[JBHuskers]

Mors I think this pretty much sums it up. And since you're a big fan of the show I thought it was perfect

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=BaM5B0MBAoA#t=42s

Just as I'm catching up on Mors and the hooch he works with, Crazy Bitch comes up on Slacker :D

[SmoothPancakes]

Oh well, would you look at that. Clear Channel and iHeartRadio have another $10+ million to spend on another iHeartRadio Music Festival in September, but yet Clear Channel just laid off loads more people last week, the second time since October. What a surprise. Corporate continues to fuck over the hard working people in this company, but they have no problem spending tens of millions on a two day music concert. :fp:

I swear, if I had another job lined up somewhere or at least didn't need the money from my current paychecks for a month or two, I'd quit and get the fuck out of this company and go somewhere else. I am fucking sick of this never-ending bullshit from corporate.

[morsdraconis]

Well, I'm pretty lucky now that I have a job working for a state agency. Means I pretty much have to kill someone or fuck the wrong crazy bitch to get fired (guess I got saved from that this time :smh:).

But, I worked for a company that was doing the exact same thing, but on a MUCH smaller scale well before the real economic stability started. It was a local ISP here in Charleston that was basically an 11 man show during it's hayday. 3 years after I joined, it was down to 4 people (including myself) and quickly diminishing (I got laid off about a year later and then the business finally shutdown in another year or so). I worked for a whole year, not knowing when my job would be over and then, I was given a week's notice before it hit with no severance package of which to speak. It fuckin' sucked.

[JBHuskers]

Slick Deals has this deal on THIRTY SIX pairs of boxers. Some of the comments are hilarious. :D

http://slickdeals.net/permadeal/72092/hanes-36pairs-of-hanes-mens-tagless-boxer-briefs-w-comfortsoft-waistband-assorted-colors?token=AAUBBQAAAAAFOz-68g

[baseballplyrmvp]

Slick Deals has this deal on THIRTY SIX pairs of boxers. Some of the comments are hilarious. :D

http://slickdeals.net/permadeal/72092/hanes-36pairs-of-hanes-mens-tagless-boxer-briefs-w-comfortsoft-waistband-assorted-colors?token=AAUBBQAAAAAFOz-68g

lol...."laundry day just extended by 4.5 weeks."

[JBHuskers]

How long before this gets autotuned?

http://kfor.com/2012/04/08/okc-apartment-complex-catches-fire-5-units-damaged/

[JBHuskers]

So in a report by CNN on the Tulsa shootings, the on-site reporter read a Facebook post by one of the suspects, and actually read it verbatim on air. The posting included the f-bomb and the n-bomb. Kind of interesting. Do you think it's good that the reporter was giving the story straight up without being PC? The only problem I had with it is you really don't get that much of a fair warning that sensitive language is coming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ISLcJuzysg

[steelerfan]

:smh:

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[JBHuskers]

So the little girl from Family Matters:

http://wwwc.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/Jaimee.jpg

Now doing porn :D

You can do your own search for the porn.

[psuexv]

She's been doing porn, where have you been? More Black Dirty Debutantes 30 in 2000 was her first one.

[JBHuskers]

Well it's the first I've heard of this :D

[psuexv]

Well it's the first I've heard of this :D

Aren't you in the industry? :dunno:

[steelerfan]

Well it's the first I've heard of this :D

:fp:

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[morsdraconis]

:smh:

[JBHuskers]

Aren't you in the industry? :dunno:

Got out of the stunt cock business a long time ago.

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[baseballplyrmvp]

Got out of the stunt cock business a long time ago.

Sent from my DROIDX using Tapatalk 2:confused: is that where they see how much pain a guy can tolerate, while the chick stands on his cock? :dunno:

[psuexv]

I see this thread going downhill in a hurry :smh:

[JBHuskers]

:confused: is that where they see how much pain a guy can tolerate, while the chick stands on his cock? :dunno:

:fp: go watch the movie Orgazmo.

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[SmoothPancakes]

I never thought I'd see the death of The Anything Thread. She'll be missed. :(

[DariusLock]

Orgazmo?

[souljahbill]

Orgazmo?

It's a live-action movie from the creators of South Park.

[NatureBoy]

Miley Cyrus Shops Without a Bra, Flashes Side Boob!

Miley Cyrus' Tuesday started out innocently enough.

The 19-year-old starlet tweeted this adorable shot of her and her mom, Tish, taking a java break during a girls' shopping trip in the L.A. area. "I [love] Mommy and me days. She makes me so happy," Miley tweeted.

But that's where the PG rating ends, because the LOL star then proceeded to flash a whole lot of sexy skin when the ladies hit the boutiques for some retail therapy.

Talk about mammary overload—check out the pic!

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/news/miley_cyrus_shops_without_bra_flashes/308316#ixzz1rsRnsQzZ

[baseballplyrmvp]

perky set she has there. :nod:

[steelerfan]

Like that cunt knows anything about Maiden. Lol.

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[JBHuskers]

Like that cunt knows anything about Maiden. Lol.

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:D

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[morsdraconis]

Like that cunt knows anything about Maiden. Lol.

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Yeah. That shit pisses me off. I was listening to Iron Maiden before that cunt was born.

[steelerfan]

Yeah. That shit pisses me off. I was listening to Iron Maiden before that cunt was born.

Yep.

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[steelerfan]

Happy Friday the 13th.

http://img.tapatalk.com/62c401e2-7171-d154.jpg

Jason Lives. :nod:

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[JBHuskers]

:D :D :D

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/arod.jpg

[baseballplyrmvp]

lol

[JBHuskers]

Awesome...

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/99problems.jpg

[steelerfan]

:D

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[SmoothPancakes]

Is JB and cdj still alive after all the fun so far today in the plains?

[JBHuskers]

Is JB and cdj still alive after all the fun so far today in the plains?

Yep. DJ'ing right now. Lincoln is in a bowl so we avoid tornadoes in town. If one got in town, the entire town would be fucked.

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[SmoothPancakes]

Yep. DJ'ing right now. Lincoln is in a bowl so we avoid tornadoes in town. If one got in town, the entire town would be fucked.

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Nice. Yeah, I was wondering, because at one point in the afternoon yesterday, there was some insane shit going on in Nebraska.

[JBHuskers]

Nice. Yeah, I was wondering, because at one point in the afternoon yesterday, there was some insane shit going on in Nebraska.

A guy that was a few years younger than me, but went to the same high school lost his house :fdown: as he was heading downstairs, the roof came off.

[steelerfan]

A guy that was a few years younger than me, but went to the same high school lost his house :fdown: as he was heading downstairs, the roof came off.

Jesus!

That is terrible. :(

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[morsdraconis]

Feel bad for people that have things like that happen to them.

[psuexv]

This is pretty cool of Trent Richardson


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yUlBK_MyzaM

[JBHuskers]

Did he hit it?

[SmoothPancakes]

Did he get the "I just cleaned my rifle" talk from dad?

[psusnoop]

Baby born with 6 legs

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2130729/Six-legged-baby-born-Pakistan-Doctors-battle-save-million-baby-boy.html

[baseballplyrmvp]

Baby born with 6 legs

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2130729/Six-legged-baby-born-Pakistan-Doctors-battle-save-million-baby-boy.htmlthats what happens when the parents are cousins

[steelerfan]

I didn't see any mention of the Indian people thinking this baby was some sort of god like they did with that other mutant kid a few years ago. Is their no six-legged god in India?

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[psusnoop]

I didn't see any mention of the Indian people thinking this baby was some sort of god like they did with that other mutant kid a few years ago. Is their no six-legged god in India?

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Unacceptable India, just unacceptable :smh:

[baseballplyrmvp]

unacceptable how? no 6 legged god? or they allowed cousins to marry and have a baby? :D

[gschwendt]

I didn't see any mention of the Indian people thinking this baby was some sort of god like they did with that other mutant kid a few years ago. Is their no six-legged god in India?

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I997 using Tapatalk 2You need to go back to English class :cool:

[baseballplyrmvp]

Technically, Gschwendt, you forgot the period after that statement. :D

[steelerfan]

Technically, Gschwendt, you forgot the period after that statement. :D

:+1:

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[ram29jackson]

LOL the site loads a little slow today.. I wonder why ?

[SmoothPancakes]

LOL the site loads a little slow today.. I wonder why ?

The site loading a little slow makes you laugh out loud? :confused:

[baseballplyrmvp]

not loading slow for me.....must just be ram's new computer. lol

[ram29jackson]

naw,the fact is,this site loads slower then anyone else at present..I assume because of the new info day that it is?..yet still, when posting,hitting the enter button to finish a post or transfering to another page seems to take longer on this site.

[SmoothPancakes]

naw,the fact is,this site loads slower then anyone else at present..I assume because of the new info day that it is?..yet still, when posting,hitting the enter button to finish a post or transfering to another page seems to take longer on this site.

It all loads perfectly fine and fast as hell for me, just like it does everyday. It must be you.

[baseballplyrmvp]

:nod: its just ram. :D

[ram29jackson]

This is pretty cool of Trent Richardson


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yUlBK_MyzaM


cant hate that