The Anything Thread [Archive] - Page 11

NatureBoy

01-17-2012, 10:39 AM

Woman with two vaginas who had to lose virginity twice :whoa:

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jan2012/2/8/hazel-jones-431505670.jpg

A 27-year-old woman revealed all today about a rare medical condition which means she has TWO vaginas side by side.

Hazel Jones was diagnosed with the "one in a million" condition uterus didelphys when she was 18, after suffering with difficulties from when her periods started at 14.

She had to lose her virginity twice, and also has to have two smear tests, but has decided not to have surgery to correct the condition.

The condition means a woman has two separate uteruses, two vaginas and two cervixes. It happens when a septum which usually breaks down between two tubes that form the uterus does not break down, leaving two uteruses.

Speaking on ITV1's This Morning, Ms Jones, from High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, said nobody realised anything was different about her until her periods started when she was 14.

"That wasn't fun," she told presenters Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield and doctor Dawn Harper, saying she bled from one side then the other.

"It wasn't nice. I had friends and I would try and explain to them, 'I'm having a problem' but they had no idea what I was doing. They looked even more confused than I did.

"I actually did ask a friend, I said, 'do you have any problem working out which hole to put them in' and she thought I was putting it up my bottom'.
"I think I pretty much kept my mouth shut after that for quite a while."

"If you are not aware that you have got this it can be really uncomfortable, I thought I was having cystitis, I thought I was having urine infections from a young age, when I wasn't. I was actually tearing the middle septum."

She was 18 when her first serious boyfriend noticed something was "different", prompting her to go to hospital where she was diagnosed with the condition.

"They did all the tests and they told me within a couple of hours what it was. But the lady had such a heavy accent I still didn't understand what she was telling me and I just sat there in the waiting room with these notes going, 'I have no idea what I have just been told'.

"As soon as I found out what it was I told everybody! I thought it was amazing. It's definitely an ice-breaker at parties. If women want to have a look, I'm quite happy to show them, it's not something I'm embarrassed by."

She will also have to be careful about getting pregnant - she told This Morning she could get pregnant in one then the other which could lead to problems, and also has an increased risk of breech birth and bleeding.

But she has declined surgery to change the situation, saying: "They offered to remove the septum but I refused to have the surgery.

"They have to treat you like they would a post-op transsexual because if you have something removed from an area like that there's a risk of healing back together. You have to have it separated all the time and it can be very uncomfortable and cause scar tissue."

Ms Jones is now happy to live with the condition, telling the show: "If I had three wishes it wouldn't be on the list of things to change."

She said she now has a long-term partner, and her sex life does not suffer because of the condition.

"I have never entered into a relationship without explaining the difference about me anyway, never had a bad reaction about it either. But so long as they are aware of what it is I have no issues whatsoever, I have a great sex life now."

And when jokingly reminded by Schofield that her boyfriend has a "choice", she quipped: "Most of them get one for the rest of their life, my fella has two."

Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/health-news/2012/01/11/woman-with-two-vaginas-had-to-lose-virginity-twice-115875-23694835/#ixzz1jja6XlEu

DariusLock

01-17-2012, 01:01 PM

I wanna see the porno.

steelerfan

01-17-2012, 01:25 PM

Wow!

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morsdraconis

01-17-2012, 01:31 PM

I wonder if one feels different than the other? If ones better than the other?

baseballplyrmvp

01-18-2012, 09:14 AM

no work for the 2nd day straight. gotta find an untouched parking lot for some serious fun in the snow! :D

Deuce

01-18-2012, 02:44 PM

I've lost 50lbs since Aug. Pretty happy about it.

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JBHuskers

01-18-2012, 03:13 PM

I've lost 50lbs since Aug. Pretty happy about it.

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Nice! What did you do? I'm thinking about getting my ass in gear myself eventually.

BCEagles

01-18-2012, 03:29 PM

Nice! What did you do? I'm thinking about getting my ass in gear myself eventually.
its gonna sound like a load of bullshit but try p90x. it worked for my brother hes lost 35 so far and still going.

psusnoop

01-18-2012, 04:15 PM

I've lost 50lbs since Aug. Pretty happy about it.

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Nice work Duece!

I'm not a big exercise fan :D

Deuce

01-18-2012, 05:42 PM

I've just been eating right and exercising. We have a free dietician at work and I've been goin to her for about 6 months. I eat about 1500-1800 calories a day and burn 300-500 walking and lifting light weights.
I use the myfitnesspal app to track everything.

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Deuce

01-18-2012, 05:42 PM

Nice work Duece!

I'm not a big exercise fan :D

I rival the dude as laziest person in the world. Been sittin on my ass for 20 years!!

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NatureBoy

01-18-2012, 06:04 PM

I wonder if one feels different than the other? If ones better than the other? :drool: I would like to find out.

morsdraconis

01-19-2012, 12:03 AM

I'm WAY too fuckin' lazy to actually do something like that. That, and I like food way too much to not be able to eat some things (not that I eat especially bad or anything, though working where I've been workin' for the past few months certainly hasn't helped with all the access to free soda and the ability to buy lots of bad junk food).

Of course, I say that and I just ate three soft tacos and a XXL grilled stuffed burrito for dinner. :smh:

ram29jackson

01-19-2012, 03:04 PM

guess what I got in the mail today !!!
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MY TGT bowl pool prize !!! and CDJ also sent me a TGT mug/can chiller/warmer, what ever the heck it is ! LOL

if your sick of the 2 or three posts ive made about this..tough flaming weenie

steelerfan

01-19-2012, 03:11 PM

flaming weenie

Your favorite flavor!

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JeffHCross

01-19-2012, 09:31 PM

its gonna sound like a load of bullshit but try p90x. it worked for my brother hes lost 35 so far and still going.One problem I've heard is that P90X is absolutely brutal on people that are really out of shape. If you're still in decent enough shape, it certainly works. But for the people that really need it, it's just too much too quickly.

ram29jackson

01-19-2012, 10:07 PM

Your favorite flavor!

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nope, I like Taco flavor Doritos.

and I mean that..no double meaning involved

JeffHCross

01-19-2012, 10:10 PM

Did anybody else notice that JB has now crossed the 15,000 post mark?

morsdraconis

01-19-2012, 11:19 PM

:smh:

The whore hath surpassed a milestone without even knowing thee did. Thus, thine true mark of whore is upon he.

steelerfan

01-20-2012, 01:01 AM

:smh:

The whore hath surpassed a milestone without even knowing thee did. Thus, thine true mark of whore is upon he.

:+1:

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psusnoop

01-20-2012, 06:42 AM

morsdraconis

01-20-2012, 08:54 AM

:nod:

That's some epic porn opportunities right there. And Viv Thomas is some classy stuff. Get some triple lesbo action goin' or somethin'.

ram29jackson

01-20-2012, 01:58 PM

Did anybody else notice that JB has now crossed the 15,000 post mark?

heres his rewards for that milestone

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SmoothPancakes

01-20-2012, 02:56 PM

It is incredibly ironic you being the one to make that post ram. :D

ram29jackson

01-20-2012, 05:15 PM

It is incredibly ironic you being the one to make that post ram. :D

:D yes, I realize that...

i'm sure we're similar in a few ways..we're communicators, reachers, want to be involved, or possible variations of such.

psuexv

01-20-2012, 06:30 PM

:D yes, I realize that...

i'm sure we're similar in a few ways..we're communicators, reachers, want to be involved, or possible variations of such.

I would agree Ram. You and JB seem similar in a lot of ways :)

steelerfan

01-20-2012, 08:01 PM

I agree, Eric. There have been numerous occasions where I thought ram and JB might be the same person. :nod:

ram29jackson

01-20-2012, 08:22 PM

sheesh you miss the point entirely

SmoothPancakes

01-21-2012, 02:43 AM

My faith and hope for the future of mankind continues to be further and further eroded. :fp:

http://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2012/01/19/utah-school-board-says-cougar-mascot-too-offensive-to-women/

Utah School Board Says Cougar Mascot Too Offensive To Women

DRAPER, Utah (CBS Las Vegas) – One Utah school district believes a cougar mascot would be insensitive to women.

The Canyons School District overrode the students top choice of a cougar mascot for their high school that is to be completed in 2013.

Would-be Corner Canyon High School students chose the Cougars as their mascot — a name principal Mary Bailey said carries an ugly connotation that is disrespectful to women.

In popular culture, the cougar is a sexually aggressive middle-aged woman who attracts younger men.

The school board, which consists of six men and one woman, thought the Charger would be more appropriate, which was on the ballot but failed to appeal to students as the cougar had.

Cougars — the large mountain cats — are popular in Utah. Brigham Young University, considered conservative, uses the cougar for its mascot.

Bailey said Corner Canyon’s close proximity to BYU was another reason to use the Charger.

She said the cougar was popular enough, while the charger gave the school an opportunity to have a unique mascot in Utah.

JeffHCross

01-21-2012, 01:01 PM

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Yet also :bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::b ang::bang::bang:

morsdraconis

01-21-2012, 03:12 PM

:smh:

God damn it, I hate people...

steelerfan

01-21-2012, 03:16 PM

If they didn't want Cougars to win: A) it shouldn't have been an option, and/or B) they shouldn't have left it up to a bunch of damn kids.

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JBHuskers

01-21-2012, 03:35 PM

Correct me if I'm wrong, but older women love to be called cougars.... :fp:

JeffHCross

01-21-2012, 03:50 PM

Correct me if I'm wrong, but older women love to be called cougars.... :fp:Only the ones you chase, JB. ;)

I imagine it's kind of like "nerd" or "geek". Some people own up to it, others don't.

The school also cited the fact that they share their color scheme with BYU as another reason not to use "Cougars". That should have been reason numero uno to not include it on the ballot in the first place.

steelerfan

01-21-2012, 07:50 PM

And for 5000.....

I wasted my 1000th post in the Mom of the Year thread. This is post 1001.

I want to thank all the people (including YOU) who made this possible. You know who you are, and without you, I may have only achieved 8 or 900 posts at this young age.

I want to thank my fellow TGT members for all of the banter we have shared. When the day comes that I no longer feel that I can post at the level I demand from myself and make that inevitable decision to call it quits, it is the comraderie of you all that I will miss most.

A special thanks goes out to the EA Sports NCAA staff for giving me something to occupy an otherwise monotonous existence and for accepting my ideas for what they are. I look forward to expressing my thoughts to you for NCAA 12 and beyond.

And not to be forgotten are the lurkers of TGT. You log on, but never sign in. However, I can feel your support and I know you go to war with me. You are the reason I get up every day and post small nuggets of wisdom to be ingested, digested and excreted by the NCAA community. Thank you for being the greatest lurkers on the 'net. Without you, I'm nothing. What is the point of posting if no one will read it?

Lastly, I want to thank the ownership of TGT. You gentlemen have made me feel welcome from day 1. You spotted potential the in me when I was posting on the minor league NCAA community circuit and made sure that I knew that you would give me a chance to flourish in your system. I am truly blessed to have the support of the greatest ownership group of all the NCAA Football Community Forums. Mr. cdj, Mr. JBHuskers, Mr. gschwendt...you 3 took me from toiling in the minors to enjoying the type of success that a young man from Parma, Ohio, who grew up in the suburbs of Houston playing 2 player games of Intellivision Baseball by himself, could only dream of. You are the catalyst of who I am today, and I am forever grateful.

Here's to many, many more poignant, thoughtful, literate posts and to a few mindless rants that the future holds for us all!

Thank you.

JeffHCross

01-21-2012, 08:20 PM

That was an awesome post the first time, and awesome yet again.

steelerfan

01-21-2012, 08:26 PM

That was an awesome post the first time, and awesome yet again.

It is tradition that I quote it every time I reach another 1000 posts. :nod:

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morsdraconis

01-21-2012, 08:29 PM

:nod: Good stuff as always :sf:

JeffHCross

01-21-2012, 10:24 PM

It is tradition that I quote it every time I reach another 1000 posts. :nod:Somehow I didn't recall this. Nicely done.

psusnoop

01-23-2012, 08:48 AM

Well said :sf: :up:

DariusLock

01-23-2012, 09:21 PM

That's gonna be hard to compete with. :blush: :fdown:

SmoothPancakes

01-24-2012, 04:36 AM

So, I'm debating growing a beard. I've had a sudden feeling of wanting to grow a beard for the last 2 or 3 weeks. I've only grown a true beard once before, back during the summer of 2007, which I eventually shaved off after about two months. Otherwise, I have constantly have a goatee/Van Dyke style facial hair. The last time I had a fully shaved face and didn't have my goatee, was back during my senior year of high school in 2005, when one of our football coach's requirements/rules was for us to be clean shaven before every football game. Otherwise, I feel naked without some sort of facial hair and while I may shave it down short at times, especially in the summer when it's hotter than a hooker's ass in Las Vegas, I never shave it off completely.

I already have a good four days or so of facial hair grown out on my cheeks and jawline from not shaving the last couple days, and while I decide whether to go for the beard or not, I've at least shaved off all the hair off my neck and partway up underneath my chin and up to my jawline, so it at least looks decent and so I don't look like a bum who just hasn't shaved for a week.

morsdraconis

01-24-2012, 11:06 AM

Heh, what a completely random thing to post Smooth. :D

I "grow" a beard out of complete laziness (like my current one that's a good month or so worth of growth because I just don't feel like shaving). But, I have two job interviews coming up so I'll be shaving that off soon.

JBHuskers

01-24-2012, 12:51 PM

Holy shit...look at this 8-year old girl shred. Not perfect....but jesus for 8 years old?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJmCKY1SR-E&feature=player_embedded

JBHuskers

01-24-2012, 12:55 PM

...and this is the band she's in?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=76TapKZ4_zM#!

JBHuskers

01-24-2012, 12:56 PM

I guess they did a viral vid of Enter Sandman that actually caught Metallica's attention.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXl4KYBKruo

JBHuskers

01-24-2012, 12:59 PM

...and finally here's Enter Sandman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CPHnZV0K-k

JeffHCross

01-24-2012, 10:30 PM

Would have been a lot more impressive as an instrumental :D

What do they hold out for in contract negotiations? More Milk & Cookies, or a later bed time?

I joke because I feel inferior.

SmoothPancakes

01-24-2012, 11:30 PM

I guess they did a viral vid of Enter Sandman that actually caught Metallica's attention.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXl4KYBKruo

Was this video shot before or after Lars sent the kids a cease and desist letter for playing Enter Sandman without their permission?

steelerfan

01-25-2012, 12:56 AM

Was this video shot before or after Lars sent the kids a cease and desist letter for playing Enter Sandman without their permission?

:+1:

Fuck Metallica.

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morsdraconis

01-25-2012, 07:17 AM

:+1:

Fuck Metallica.

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:+1: x :infinity:

Fuckin' sell out motherfuckers.

SmoothPancakes

01-25-2012, 07:33 AM

:+1:

Fuck Metallica.

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:+1: x :infinity:

Fuckin' sell out motherfuckers.

Wow. I just now realized that it was :sf: all along who first replied to my post. Here I was thinking it was mors who initially replied all this time. I don't know how I didn't notice it, considering the avatars aren't even close to each other. :fp:

psuexv

01-25-2012, 09:01 AM

Would have been a lot more impressive as an instrumental :D

What do they hold out for in contract negotiations? More Milk & Cookies, or a later bed time?

I joke because I feel inferior.

Agreed. I thought the kid singing would have been a little better. Maybe after he hits puberty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=DyooALwfxO8#t=32s

NatureBoy

01-25-2012, 07:41 PM

Miley Cyrus Goes to Town on Birthday Cake Genitally Speaking.

Miley Cyrus celebrated her boyfriend Liam's birthday last weekend by licking a birthday cake that would make most men feel ... just plain inadequate.

The massive phallic confection was rolled out Saturday night at Club Icon in Downtown L.A. -- and 19-year-old Miley quickly jumped at the photo op ... posing alongside the ... well, just click to see for yourself.

Liam probably wasn't into blowing out the candles so we're guessing Miley did the job for him.

Some party goers tell us they think 19-year-old Miley was drinking alcohol and partying all night.

Calls to Miley's reps were not returned.

NSFW: http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2012/01/miley_liam_birthday_cake_016_full.jpg
http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2012/01/miley_liam_birthday_cake_013_full.jpg

http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/25/miley-cyrus-penis-cake-photos/?adid=hero2#.TyBzvvmndXY

cdj

01-25-2012, 08:07 PM

Looks like she loves cake.

morsdraconis

01-25-2012, 10:24 PM

Looks like she loves cock.

;)

steelerfan

01-26-2012, 07:30 AM

:D

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JBHuskers

01-26-2012, 08:26 AM

Can't wait to see her first sex tape.

psusnoop

01-26-2012, 08:41 AM

psuexv

01-26-2012, 09:43 AM

So this local radio station does a news bit every morning where the dude tries to make funny comments about news events. Today's "On an upcoming episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians, discussions of Chloe's father come up...... My vote is it's the Phoenix Suns Gorilla"

morsdraconis

01-26-2012, 11:17 AM

....what?

steelerfan

01-26-2012, 12:00 PM

....what?

:dunno:

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psusnoop

01-26-2012, 01:01 PM

:dunno:

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:dunno: :smh:

JeffHCross

01-26-2012, 10:29 PM

Eric, why did you take the time to post a joke that obviously fell flat in the first place :D

JBHuskers

01-27-2012, 12:50 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U43Ate3Itjs

steelerfan

01-27-2012, 07:38 AM

:nod:

morsdraconis

01-27-2012, 08:17 AM

...Why 10 minutes for a 5 second clip?...

psuexv

01-27-2012, 08:20 AM

Eric, why did you take the time to post a joke that obviously fell flat in the first place :D

I thought it was actually pretty freaking funny. Isn't she the ugly one that looks like a gorilla?

morsdraconis

01-27-2012, 08:27 AM

She's certainly not supermodel hot or anything:

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/stylewatch/blog/110117/khloe-kardashian-300x400.jpg

But a gorilla? That seems a bit much.

psuexv

01-27-2012, 08:41 AM

She's certainly not supermodel hot or anything:

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/stylewatch/blog/110117/khloe-kardashian-300x400.jpghttp://www.womansday.com/cm/womansday/images/Xu/05-phoenix-suns-gorilla-1.jpg

But a gorilla? That seems a bit much.
.

SmoothPancakes

01-27-2012, 08:52 AM

.

I don't know. The cheeks and the overall size and dimensions of the face sort of remind me more of the gorilla from Trading Places.

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsM/41780-19933.gif

psuexv

01-27-2012, 08:56 AM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ :D :D "What's happening Lewis... Everything my man"

JBHuskers

01-27-2012, 09:18 AM

She's certainly not supermodel hot or anything:

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/stylewatch/blog/110117/khloe-kardashian-300x400.jpg

But a gorilla? That seems a bit much.

Well Eric isn't TOO far off. A local morning show here always calls her Kong. :D

psuexv

01-27-2012, 09:21 AM

One of these things doesn't belong here

http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/37985-khloe-kardashian-becomes-a-redhead/1294318495_khloe-kardashian-new-hair-290.jpg

JBHuskers

01-27-2012, 09:23 AM

...Why 10 minutes for a 5 second clip?...

Because it's funny to have it just play over and over and over and over...when the situation warrants.

JBHuskers

01-27-2012, 09:25 AM

http://youtu.be/WN3h_ljE9cg

JBHuskers

01-27-2012, 10:57 AM

Dammit. The two vagina chick doesn't want to do porn? That is a HUGE payday. :D

JBHuskers

01-27-2012, 11:06 AM

A shocker on that girl with two vaginas would take your whole hand :D

psuexv

01-27-2012, 11:10 AM

You'd have to go palm down with the thumb doing the dirty work

NatureBoy

01-27-2012, 12:04 PM

Tony Alleyne, has spent over ten years transforming his 500 square-foot UK apartment into the interior of the USS Voyager from "Star Trek." It has cost him around $150,000 to do so, and now because of a divorce, he is forced to rip everything down.

Some of the features of the apartment include hand-crafted furnishings, a high-tech bathroom, voice-activated blue lighting, air conditioning, a command console and his own transporter room.

Before we start blaming the wife, it's important to point out that Alleyne and his wife have lived in the apartment since 1994 and she has been paying the entire mortgage for it. Meanwhile, Alleyne has been skipping on the mortgage in order to spend all his money to turn their apartment into a "Star Trek" starship.

Now that they are getting divorced, the wife wants to sell the apartment and wants it back to how it was. And he doesn't have any money to buy the apartment from her. "To say I'm gutted is an understatement," said Alleyne. "It is my life's work - and it looks like it's going into a skip. I admit there were tears."

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/headlines/temp/temp3189.jpg

http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=23883&count=0

steelerfan

01-27-2012, 12:11 PM

:smh:

What a fucking dork.

psuexv, you interested in moving to the UK? Sounds like there is an apartment and a roommate there for you.

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psuexv

01-27-2012, 12:15 PM

:smh:

What a fucking dork.

psuexv, you interested in moving to the UK? Sounds like there is an apartment and a roommate there for you.

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Not a chance. Star Trek is ***. If that was the Millenium Falcon I might be in. Or at least Kramer it and get it transported to my house.

psusnoop

01-27-2012, 12:19 PM

:smh:

What a fucking dork.

psuexv, you interested in moving to the UK? Sounds like there is an apartment and a roommate there for you.

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:D

steelerfan

01-27-2012, 12:47 PM

Not a chance. Star Trek is ***. If that was the Millenium Falcon I might be in.

My bad. I get all that astro-gayness mixed up. I thought you were one of those Star Trek people.

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ryby6969

01-27-2012, 12:52 PM

:fp:I find it shocking that he is getting a divorce.

psuexv

01-27-2012, 12:53 PM

My bad. I get all that astro-gayness mixed up. I thought you were one of those Star Trek people.

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Easily confused. I'm probably a rare breed that doesn't like Star Trek.

morsdraconis

01-27-2012, 01:52 PM

Star Trek is cool and all, but, that's a bit ridiculous.

JeffHCross

01-27-2012, 08:04 PM

My bad. I get all that astro-gayness mixed up.Tell us how you really feel. ;) :sf: :popcorn:

Easily confused. I'm probably a rare breed that doesn't like Star Trek.Not among Star Wars fans. I really think it's about 50-50 between those who like both (but prefer Star Wars) and those who can't stand Star Trek.

steelerfan

01-27-2012, 09:14 PM

Tell us how you really feel. ;) :sf: :popcorn:

Not among Star Wars fans. I really think it's about 50-50 between those who like both (but prefer Star Wars) and those who can't stand Star Trek.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMMUYQp_XRA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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cdj

01-27-2012, 10:36 PM

Set your phasers to "evicted."

steelerfan

01-27-2012, 10:39 PM

Set your phasers to "evicted."

:D

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JeffHCross

01-27-2012, 10:56 PM

http://www.failepicfail.com/epic-fail/1201/-epic-fail-1326596149.jpg

SmoothPancakes

01-27-2012, 11:37 PM

Ah, I love Germany. :D

steelerfan

01-28-2012, 01:53 AM

Ah, I love Germany. :D

Me too!

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baseballplyrmvp

01-28-2012, 09:27 AM

why couldnt i have been asked to impregnate his wife? :(

JeffHCross

01-28-2012, 02:31 PM

Oh yeah man, Kate Mara is freakin' stunningly beautiful. She was barely in 127 Hours, but she was definitely noticed. :nod:Mors, I need a ruling here. I'm not even watching my TV (but, of course, it's on). So I change over to We Are Marshall just to see a few scenes with Kate Mara. Where's that rank on the pathetic scale?

morsdraconis

01-28-2012, 05:00 PM

Mors, I need a ruling here. I'm not even watching my TV (but, of course, it's on). So I change over to We Are Marshall just to see a few scenes with Kate Mara. Where's that rank on the pathetic scale?

:)

Barely a 6. If you went through all the trouble of getting the movie through other means (netflix, downloaded, DVD, etc) only to see her on the screen, then it would definitely be a 8+. Shit, I might go watch clips of it on Youtube just to see her now (definitely a 9).

Deuce

01-28-2012, 06:40 PM

Going on a date with my better half. Been too long. I'm sure we'll be home by 10:00 and she'll be asleep by 10:05. :(

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steelerfan

01-28-2012, 08:44 PM

Going on a date with my better half. Been too long. I'm sure we'll be home by 10:00 and she'll be asleep by 10:05. :(

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5 minutes? Will she have time to make you a post-workout sandwich? ;)

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JeffHCross

01-28-2012, 08:47 PM

Barely a 6. If you went through all the trouble of getting the movie through other means (netflix, downloaded, DVD, etc) only to see her on the screen, then it would definitely be a 8+. Shit, I might go watch clips of it on Youtube just to see her now (definitely a 9).Well, since I own the movie (received as a gift and I didn't even know who she was at the time), I don't think getting out the disc would be a 8+, but I otherwise accept your ruling. I'm sure you meant the 8+ for going to buy the disc just for her. :D

Deuce

01-29-2012, 08:43 AM

5 minutes? Will she have time to make you a post-workout sandwich? ;)

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No workout...no sandwich! Dammit.

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steelerfan

01-29-2012, 09:18 AM

No workout...no sandwich! Dammit.

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:smh:

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JerzeyReign

01-29-2012, 01:51 PM

When do the GameChangers from TGT go to Orlando for NCAA '13? The GCs from another forum didn't provide anything of importance and I know you guys normally come back with a plethora of details. What's on you guys' personal lists?

*Goes Back Into Stalker Mode* ;)

gschwendt

01-29-2012, 04:05 PM

DariusLock

01-29-2012, 04:22 PM

I need to be a game changer lol.

JerzeyReign

01-30-2012, 03:03 PM

We've already been once but last year & this year, with the way they're structured, no info comes out of the events. We can only start commenting once EA has unveiled features, then we can give all of the details we learned.

Cool. Hope they invite y'all multiple times -- you guys normally give great details/information once you're allowed too.

baseballplyrmvp

01-30-2012, 07:55 PM

Cool. Hope they invite y'all multiple times -- you guys normally give great details/information once you're allowed too.everyone except jb. he's too busy being a tease to actually provide us with great info. :D

JBHuskers

02-01-2012, 01:41 PM

Twisting a penis with pliers doesn't sound like a fun night.

St. Croix County (WQOW) - Two sisters face charges of sexually assaulting a man in western Wisconsin.

Amanda Johnson and Valerie Bartkey allegedly kicked and hit the 18-year old man at a home in Somerset. The women had allegedly been smoking marijuana, but the victim says he refused. He says they then forced him to drink a glass of their urine. The man says when he refused to have sex with Bartkey, she sexually assaulted him with a pair of pliers. He told investigators on a scale of 1 to 10, the pain was a 10.

Witnesses say while this was going on, Bartkey's four-year old daughter was awake and crying in the next room. The women will be in court in April.

http://wqow.images.worldnow.com/images/16645310_BG1.JPG

http://wqow.images.worldnow.com/images/16645310_BG2.JPG

So basically:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKX8v46Z11E

morsdraconis

02-01-2012, 01:48 PM

Jesus fuckin' christ people are fuckin' crazy. :smh:

psuexv

02-01-2012, 02:23 PM

Ummmm, how about walking out of the house. How does a dude let a woman assault him? And how do they make you drink urine? He sounds like a pussy.

psuexv

02-01-2012, 02:24 PM

That bottom one has messed up eyes.

morsdraconis

02-01-2012, 02:26 PM

Ummmm, how about walking out of the house. How does a dude let a woman assault him? And how do they make you drink urine? He sounds like a pussy.

Most definitely. Dude sounds like a pussy, but it doesn't change the fact that those bitches are fucked in the head.

JBHuskers

02-01-2012, 02:27 PM

That bottom one has messed up eyes.

She'll rip off your dick with her teeth, bare hands, or obviously pliers.

psuexv

02-01-2012, 02:29 PM

Most definitely. Dude sounds like a pussy, but it doesn't change the fact that those bitches are fucked in the head.

Oh they're completely messed up. Especially with a 4 year old there. :smh:

psusnoop

02-01-2012, 04:23 PM

Twisted fucks, but I agree that guy sounds like a complete pussy!

steelerfan

02-01-2012, 05:14 PM

Sorry, I'd have to rip that bitch's nipples off with salad tongs.

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cdj

02-02-2012, 09:12 AM

For all the adidas fans out there.... (http://www.shopadidas.com/product/mens-originals-str-aits-tee/DM568?cid=X31850&breadcrumb=u2Z1z13ybj)

morsdraconis

02-02-2012, 09:22 AM

Wow... Really Adidas? :rolleyes: (we REALLY need a better rollseyes emoticon - that one SUCKS).

This is the only adidas I like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KqCDFPM7YM

cdj

02-02-2012, 12:51 PM

Direct Message to JBHuskers: I expect you to halt any FourSquare check-ins at Taco Bell until this issue is resolved (http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/taco-bell-linked-to-salmonella-probe-after-68-people-fall-ill-in-10-states-report-says-ncxdc-020212).

JBHuskers

02-02-2012, 12:53 PM

psuexv

02-02-2012, 12:53 PM

steelerfan

02-02-2012, 01:32 PM

Great, it mainly affected Texas. :fp:

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steelerfan

02-02-2012, 01:34 PM

I ate there yesterday :D still standing.

Do you really check in on Four Square to let people know you're the Governor of Taco Bell and what not? That is sad.

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psuexv

02-02-2012, 01:35 PM

Gives a whole new meaning to Taco Shits

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsIASofR5-E

SmoothPancakes

02-02-2012, 01:50 PM

Fuck, while it's only one case, Ohio's on the list. Looks like I'm staying away from Taco Hell for a while. And I was even contemplating going there tonight on my way into work.

JBHuskers

02-02-2012, 02:03 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms5d9RN0WzY

SmoothPancakes

02-02-2012, 02:05 PM

I'd like to make her taco pop.

morsdraconis

02-02-2012, 06:38 PM

Thank god WV wasn't included cause I'm about to sit down and eat some Taco Hell.

JeffHCross

02-03-2012, 05:00 PM

I'd like to make her taco pop.Shawn Johnson and two Buckeyes. I'm a fan of that video. Even if it didn't have the Buckeyes, for that matter.

Nothingface

02-04-2012, 10:12 PM

gonna see underworld 3d tonight. im pretty drunk. Pretty sure i wont see anything.

morsdraconis

02-04-2012, 11:20 PM

gonna see underworld 3d tonight. im pretty drunk. Pretty sure i wont see anything.

That movie in 3D is a waste, but seeing it in 2D is actually worth it. Mrs Knightly is smokin' hot and the story is actually interesting.

baseballplyrmvp

02-04-2012, 11:27 PM

That movie in 3D is a waste, but seeing it in 2D is actually worth it. Mrs Knightly is smokin' hot and the story is actually interesting.:fdown: so its not worth seeing kate beckinsale in a latex suit in 3d?

morsdraconis

02-04-2012, 11:33 PM

:fdown: so its not worth seeing kate beckinsale in a latex suit in 3d?

No movie is worth the 3D bullshit unless it's 100% shot in 3D, which 95% of the movies that come out aren't cause it costs $500 million to make a fuckin' movie that way

Even then, I fuckin' hate 3D and I can't wait for the dumb shit to go away. It gives me a fuckin' headache trying to watch a movie in 3D.

SmoothPancakes

02-05-2012, 05:29 AM

No movie is worth the 3D bullshit unless it's 100% shot in 3D, which 95% of the movies that come out aren't cause it costs $500 million to make a fuckin' movie that way

Even then, I fuckin' hate 3D and I can't wait for the dumb shit to go away. It gives me a fuckin' headache trying to watch a movie in 3D.

:+1:

JeffHCross

02-05-2012, 10:26 AM

Mrs Knightlywat?

morsdraconis

02-05-2012, 10:43 AM

wat?

My bad, I thought she was married, but I guess she isn't. I don't keep track of that shit.

JeffHCross

02-05-2012, 10:45 AM

My bad, I thought she was married, but I guess she isn't. I don't keep track of that shit.Okay, let me try that again ...

Knightlywat?

morsdraconis

02-05-2012, 01:28 PM

Bah, it's missing an "e".

Knightley

Knightly

It's all the same in the end.

gschwendt

02-05-2012, 01:45 PM

Bah, it's missing an "e".

Knightley

Knightly

It's all the same in the end.I assume he's saying it because Ms. Knightley isn't in the Underworld series; Kate Beckinsale is. I've never seen any of the movies but I assume that's what he's saying.

psuexv

02-05-2012, 10:58 PM

I assume he's saying it because Ms. Knightley isn't in the Underworld series; Kate Beckinsale is. I've never seen any of the movies but I assume that's what he's saying.

:+1:

morsdraconis

02-05-2012, 10:59 PM

Yeah. I'm a complete fuckin' moron. Don't ever read anything I have to say again... :fp: :fp: :fp:

steelerfan

02-05-2012, 11:02 PM

Yeah. I'm a complete fuckin' moron. Don't ever read anything I have to say again... :fp: :fp: :fp:

Best post mors has made in a long time.

Well, except for the bouncing boobies.

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morsdraconis

02-05-2012, 11:06 PM

That said, it's definitely worth seeing (Underworld 4) if you saw the first two (don't really have to see the prequel to know what's happening).

And you want to see a DAMN sexy woman on the big screen:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hcQ9fuWsv04/ST84O8Fz3BI/AAAAAAAAA6U/HtNUXvXGHa4/s400/Kate_Beckinsale_21.jpg

psusnoop

02-06-2012, 08:31 AM

Smooth working his magic :D

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/202553/82258718.jpg

psusnoop

02-06-2012, 08:34 AM

Someone is pretty happy :D
http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/202553/82259310.jpg

psusnoop

02-06-2012, 08:35 AM

Just not the right temp yet to go swimming
http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2200346/82258198.jpg

SmoothPancakes

02-06-2012, 09:13 AM

Smooth working his magic :D

You gotta do what you gotta do to get the job done. :D

psusnoop

02-06-2012, 09:28 AM

DariusLock

02-06-2012, 11:11 AM

Lol...I love how they kept giving Mors more and more rope to hang himself lmao.

morsdraconis

02-06-2012, 12:15 PM

Lol...I love how they kept giving Mors more and more rope to hang himself lmao.

:fp:

Talk about dumb... :blush:

JeffHCross

02-06-2012, 08:18 PM

Lol...I love how they kept giving Mors more and more rope to hang himself lmao.I really wasn't trying to. I was trying to be subtle ...

baseballplyrmvp

02-06-2012, 08:36 PM

I really wasn't trying to. I was trying to be subtle ...then tommy had to go and spoil the fun. :smh:

steelerfan

02-06-2012, 08:55 PM

then tommy had to go and spoil the fun. :smh:

Just like with the boobies. :(

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JBHuskers

02-07-2012, 09:46 AM

Ind. police: Man tried to steal woman's dentures: http://bit.ly/wcAIEN

morsdraconis

02-07-2012, 10:09 AM

:fp:

NatureBoy

02-07-2012, 10:19 AM

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/q.e33I5KdZBIoSDY7FcLLA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMxMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/partner/470_2239710.0

Once upon a time, bacon was a side dish for eggs. Now it's a milkshake flavor.

The California-based fast food chain, Jack in the Box, is selling a limited-edition indulgence not everyone will want to try.

More totally insane fast food inventions here.

The Bacon Shake consists of vanilla ice cream, whipped cream, a maraschino cherry and "bacon flavored syrup." Based on the ingredients-sugar, preservatives, artificial flavors, a whole lot of salt-there's not an ounce of actual bacon in there.

But a 24-ounce cup does manage to pack a lot of calories. 1,081 to be exact. On the up side, it's got 17 grams of protein.

Supermarket standoff: how to find the best-tasting bacon in the meat section

But how does it taste? "Horrific" according to Brock Keeling, a blogger at SFist, who to took the meat-flavored milkshake for a test-drive. " A heavy, lingering bland with a touch of smoke that doesn't go away," is how he describes each gulp.

That assessment would suggest a fast food fail, but the fervent devotion for bacon flavor defies logic. Anything the smokey strip touches, even in name alone, becomes a phenomenon. Jack in the Box -- which rolled out a new ad campaign with the slogan 'If you love bacon so much, why don't you marry it -- isn't the first franchise wedded to the flavor. Denny's introduced a Maple Bacon Sunday, along with a whole menu of bacon-dressed meals, as part of a 'Baconalia' promotion. Wendy's Baconator burger, boasting six strips of the snappy meat, sold 25 million in the first eight weeks of the promotion.

Outside of fast food, Bacon has become a big favorite for dessert fiends with dare-devil palates. Artisan chocolate boutiques have added the smoke to their bars and morsels. Bacon-infused donuts, cookies and cupcakes are also making their way into bakeries across the country. No room left your stomach? There's a bacon-scented cologne to absorb through your pores, while you're busy digesting lunch.

One theory behind the cult of bacon: it's addictive. A recent study found that fatty foods like cheesecake, frosting and, yes, bacon, had a similar effect on the brain's pleasure center as cocaine. In an experiment on rats, scientists at the Scripps Research Institute found that overindulging on bacon releases the brain's 'feel-good' neurotransmitter, dopamine. When the initial sensation of euphoria passes, along with the indigestion, the craving for another fix kicks in. If your need to feed gets bad enough, you'll take your bacon flavor any way you can get it. Mainlining through a straw, however, may be a sign you've hit rock bottom.

http://shine.yahoo.com/shine-food/drink-bacon-milkshake-231500241.html

Deuce

02-07-2012, 12:29 PM

Look what I spelled on Bookworm. :D

http://img.tapatalk.com/a6cd0a6b-6d7f-f78f.jpg

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steelerfan

02-07-2012, 12:31 PM

:D

"People who annoy you".

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morsdraconis

02-07-2012, 01:46 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD4ARrX33yQ

psuexv

02-07-2012, 02:21 PM

I love related You Tube links

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=75dn-2864PA

steelerfan

02-07-2012, 02:58 PM

:smh:

psuexv

02-07-2012, 03:07 PM

lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=W_d61LOAFr4

psuexv

02-07-2012, 03:14 PM

:D I might have to start watching Family Feud again lololol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Z2CJMiwACUY#t=130s

psuexv

02-09-2012, 01:05 PM

http://loldwell.com/comics/2012-02-05-VGCURVE_web.jpg

SmoothPancakes

02-09-2012, 02:20 PM

Sounds and looks accurate to me.

bdoughty

02-09-2012, 07:41 PM

I'm going back to Cali, Cali, Cali
I'm going back to Cali.. hmm, I don't think so
I'm going back to Cali, Cali, Cali
I'm going back to Cali.. I don't think so

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/02/08/la-county-oks-1000-fine-for-throwing-football-frisbee-on-beaches/

LA County Updates Ordinance On Ball, Frisbee Throwing On Beaches

The updated rules now prohibit “any person to cast, toss, throw, kick or roll” any object other than a beach ball or volleyball “upon or over any beach” between Memorial Day and Labor Day without the authorization of a lifeguard.

a first-time offender will have to pay a $100 fine. For a second offense, beach-goers will face a $200 fine. Three or more infractions within one year will result in a $500 fine

Officials warned that any activities that could potentially harm “any person or property on or near the beach” should not be allowed during the peak summer season.

Oh there is more...

Your kids could also end up costing you big bucks. The ordinance prohibits digging any hole deeper than 18 inches into the sand, except where permission is granted for film and TV production services only.

wait there is more...

Exceptions allow for ball-throwing in predesignated areas, when a person obtains a permit, or playing water polo “in or over the Pacific Ocean”.

Still more and how on earth do you play water polo, without being in the water? This was the original plan until they figured out the public is only so stupid.

The Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors on Tuesday agreed to raise the fine for playing ball on the beach to $1,000.

SmoothPancakes

02-09-2012, 07:46 PM

In the words of Mors, I fucking hate people. :fp: Can we please just chop off the the land around LA and let it fucking sink into the ocean?

JeffHCross

02-09-2012, 08:00 PM

Sounds and looks accurate to me.It forgot MMOs. Though I'd actually put Adventure games higher than RPGs, but that's because of my level of suck at the former.

SmoothPancakes

02-09-2012, 09:13 PM

It forgot MMOs. Though I'd actually put Adventure games higher than RPGs, but that's because of my level of suck at the former.

Ah, yeah, I forgot about MMOs. I haven't played one in probably 7 years or so, so easy for me at least to forget about them.

baseballplyrmvp

02-10-2012, 08:53 PM

syfy movies are a guilty pleasure of mine......i always get a laugh at the crappy acting and shitty special effects. :D

Deuce

02-11-2012, 08:59 AM

In the words of Mors, I fucking hate people. :fp: Can we please just chop off the the land around LA and let it fucking sink into the ocean?

Learn to swim...:nod:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCEeAn6_QJo

morsdraconis

02-11-2012, 09:45 AM

Absolutely. Fuck L Ron Hubbard.

Deuce

02-11-2012, 07:53 PM

And IIIIIII...will always love you.

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SmoothPancakes

02-11-2012, 08:11 PM

And IIIIIII...will always love you.

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Yeah, I saw that. JB's running to go check his celebrity death pool to see if he had Whitney Houston or not. :P

steelerfan

02-12-2012, 10:03 AM

Good.

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ryby6969

02-12-2012, 04:43 PM

Skydiving is fun as hell but can be painfull if you are larger than an average person!! :D

JBHuskers

02-14-2012, 09:57 AM

Fuck Valentine's Day. That is all.

morsdraconis

02-14-2012, 10:07 AM

Fuck Valentine's Day. That is all.

:+1:

steelerfan

02-14-2012, 10:16 AM

Fuck Valentine's Day. That is all.

Ever notice that the initials for Valentine's Day are "V.D."? Coincidence? Doubtful.

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JBHuskers

02-14-2012, 10:22 AM

Learn to swim...:nod:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCEeAn6_QJo

Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.

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HWill

02-14-2012, 12:15 PM

This notice in the University of Alabama dorm lobbies, presented without comment:

https://p.twimg.com/AlocY-JCIAARl2u.jpg

EDIT: Apparently it's a hoax. (http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/02/14/this-alabama-prostitutes-dorms-story-has-to-be-a-hoax-right/)

morsdraconis

02-14-2012, 12:30 PM

And people say there aren't privileges to going to some schools over others...

steelerfan

02-14-2012, 12:44 PM

And people say there aren't privileges to going to some schools over others...

And, for guys like JB, it's a "UA Safe Zone".

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SmoothPancakes

02-14-2012, 01:18 PM

Fuck Valentine's Day. That is all.

Amen. Even if I wasn't single, I'd still be saying fuck Valentine's Day. Nothing but a goddamn cookie cutter Hallmark Card holiday to suck even more money out of your wallet. Well guess what Hallmark, you bitches, not only are you NOT getting any of my money, but as I'm working today and tonight, even more money will be going into my bank account in my next paycheck to be spent on ME.

JeffHCross

02-14-2012, 09:23 PM

Nothing but a goddamn cookie cutter Hallmark Card holidayBlame Chaucer, not Hallmark.

SmoothPancakes

02-14-2012, 10:50 PM

Blame Chaucer, not Hallmark.

I blame both. :D

psuexv

02-15-2012, 09:39 AM

http://media-cdn.pinterest.com/upload/121315783682162837_hwrY9FNN_c.jpg

psuexv

02-15-2012, 09:52 AM

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/14/article-2100775-11B9FB5A000005DC-700_634x501.jpg

psuexv

02-15-2012, 09:54 AM

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/14/article-2100775-11B9FB56000005DC-903_634x387.jpg

JBHuskers

02-15-2012, 09:54 AM

http://media-cdn.pinterest.com/upload/121315783682162837_hwrY9FNN_c.jpg

I need to get this on a t-shirt!

JBHuskers

02-15-2012, 09:55 AM

If I win the Powerball tonight. I'm going to do the Fuck You Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2hZuKfS4rA#t=5m47s) at work.

psuexv

02-15-2012, 09:57 AM

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/14/article-2100775-11B9FB2E000005DC-139_306x423.jpg

JBHuskers

02-15-2012, 10:02 AM

You gotta watch what you say and where you say it, Eric.

psuexv

02-15-2012, 10:05 AM

You gotta watch what you say and where you say it, Eric.

Tell me about it. :fp:

psuexv

02-15-2012, 10:13 AM

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-TfzGsUIsSco/TzsgMP7mgnI/AAAAAAAAKbc/L6uHTJ4GoZo/s885/430743_10150671750344042_600859041_11072588_188324 8362_n.jpg

JBHuskers

02-15-2012, 10:37 AM

That one is making the rounds :D someone emailed me that at work.

Deuce

02-15-2012, 12:22 PM

40 minutes from now I'll be speaking in front of 500 people. Damn, I hate public speaking. :sick:

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psuexv

02-15-2012, 12:27 PM

40 minutes from now I'll be speaking in front of 500 people. Damn, I hate public speaking. :sick:

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Just remember, start with your name and what you are addicted to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=uUPHlAbAf2I#t=13s

SmoothPancakes

02-15-2012, 12:39 PM

Who wants 3 free months of ESPN Insider? I got a code for preordering Grand Slam Tennis 2, but I'm already get ESPN Insider, so the code is of no use to me.

gschwendt

02-15-2012, 02:11 PM

Crank Yankers is on Comedy Central today... haven't seen this show on TV in forever.

bdoughty

02-15-2012, 02:43 PM

http://www.carolinajournal.com/exclusives/homemade-lunch-replaced-with-cafeteria-nuggets.html

A preschooler at West Hoke Elementary School ate three chicken nuggets for lunch Jan. 30 because a state employee told her the lunch her mother packed was not nutritious.

The girl's turkey and cheese sandwich, banana, potato chips, and apple juice did not meet U.S. Department of Agriculture guidelines, according to the interpretation of the agent who was inspecting all lunch boxes in her More at Four classroom that day.

Inspecting children's lunches? Chicken nuggets instead of what seems like a fairly nutritious meal?

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morsdraconis

02-15-2012, 03:42 PM

Wow. WTF? Nutrition Nazis gone awry.

:fp:

psuexv

02-15-2012, 03:46 PM

Wow. WTF? Nutrition Nazis gone awry.

:fp:

The article left out the picture of the agent

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTZdkTYSt8Z-7gNSaoqpB9_jw9Clh1n0x-1ehkcOyRaAbR3cjyS59-AU0fV

bdoughty

02-15-2012, 05:27 PM

:D

You could also include that twat, Jamie Oliver. i got a good laugh at how well his "nutritious cafeteria meals" went over in the LA schools.

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/01/19/lausd-students-roundly-reject-healthier-school-lunch-menu/

Rejecting healthful alternatives like vegetarian curries and tamales, quinoa salads and pad Thai noodles, students are throwing them in the trash by the thousands, bringing junk food from home and buying instant noodles and other decidedly unhealthy fare from the “black markets” that have begun to thrive at campuses across the district, according to the Los Angeles Times.

The complaints have been heard and LAUSD is planning changes to the menu, the Times reports. Burgers and (healthy) pizza are coming back, and dishes like quinoa salads and brown rice cutlets are out.

psuexv

02-16-2012, 01:14 PM

Ok, I'm thoroughly confused. I've purchased Lowe's and some other coupons on e-bay for less money than they are worth. I've even seen gift cards from time to time. So I went to look for Amazon Gift Cards today and every single one is selling for more than the value of the card. I can't fathom why you would purchase these when you can just order yourself a giftcard

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=m570.l2736&_nkw=amazon+gift+card

psusnoop

02-16-2012, 05:17 PM

Guess I'm confused as well. That seems retarded. Maybe I need to buy and list some amazon cards.

bdoughty

02-16-2012, 05:30 PM

People can get cash back on purchases that would offset the difference. Some are scams. I have seen people discussing how the cards are used in money laundering. International buyers are willing to pay more due to loopholes. etc, etc, etc.

JeffHCross

02-16-2012, 11:52 PM

Headline fail:

Romo settles on $1,575,000 contract with Giants
Yeah, 'cause when I saw that, I totally knew they meant some relief pitcher signing with the SF Giants.

(Not that the other one would ever happen, but ...)

SmoothPancakes

02-16-2012, 11:54 PM

Headline fail:

Yeah, 'cause when I saw that, I totally knew they meant some relief pitcher signing with the SF Giants.

(Not that the other one would ever happen, but ...)

That one is obvious without even having to think about it for more than a second or two. First, Romo signing with the Giants, yeah right, like Jerry would ever let him leave the Boys and sign with the Giants. And no way Romo would only sign for $1.575 million.

psuexv

02-20-2012, 03:59 PM

New York City confuses the hell out of me.

JBHuskers

02-20-2012, 04:06 PM

New York City confuses the hell out of me.

It's because it's riddled with Linsanity.

JeffHCross

02-20-2012, 08:43 PM

That one is obvious without even having to think about it for more than a second or two. First, Romo signing with the Giants, yeah right, like Jerry would ever let him leave the Boys and sign with the Giants. And no way Romo would only sign for $1.575 million.Well, it was obvious that it wasn't Romo ... but I wasn't aware of any other Romo currently looking for a contract. So it was more confusion than anything else.

JeffHCross

02-20-2012, 08:54 PM

I don't know if I just somehow didn't notice this before, or what ... but I was looking at the back cover for NCAA 10 this weekend (ignore the custom front cover) ... and the image they used to promote Teambuilder caught my eye ...

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh170/Icemonk_2008/GSUNCAA10Beauty.jpg

morsdraconis

02-20-2012, 09:39 PM

I must be missing it because I'm not seeing it...

baseballplyrmvp

02-20-2012, 09:56 PM

richmond spiders? what about them?

bdoughty

02-20-2012, 10:35 PM

Richmond was the FCS champions leading up to that game. I am not going to look for it but I recall when BCFX was coming out one of the EA DEVS posting at OS said that they had the rights to the FCS (questioning how BCFX has certain teams in it's game) and was was going to look into it. No matter, I am sure they paid Richmond something to throw them on the back of the cover.

baseballplyrmvp

02-21-2012, 09:19 PM

not sure if this qualifies as a nsfw, but i'll hide it just in case. better safe than sorry.

http://files.sexyandfunny.com/photos/img_orig/img4f433ccf6a0ef.jpg

morsdraconis

02-21-2012, 09:26 PM

:D

That's quite funny.

JeffHCross

02-21-2012, 10:04 PM

No matter, I am sure they paid Richmond something to throw them on the back of the cover.And that would be the part that I was wondering about.

JBHuskers

02-21-2012, 11:12 PM

Let's hope that's the belt.

morsdraconis

02-22-2012, 12:16 AM

Let's hope that's the belt.

It's her hand. It's positioned and clinched just right for it to look the way it does.

psuexv

02-22-2012, 09:25 AM

Let's hope that's the belt.

It's her hand. It's positioned and clinched just right for it to look the way it does.

I don't see it

morsdraconis

02-22-2012, 09:41 AM

I don't see it

Look at her shadow.

psuexv

02-22-2012, 09:49 AM

Look at her shadow.

Ahhh... thanks

That's fake. If you actually look at her left hand it's more open than the shadow. Also the way that shadow is casting and the position of her hand the shadow hand wouldn't stick that far out.

morsdraconis

02-22-2012, 10:08 AM

Yeah, it probably is, but it's pretty funny none-the-less.

And, her ass is VERY nice to look at. ;)

steelerfan

02-22-2012, 10:14 AM

And, her ass is VERY nice to look at. ;)

http://img.tapatalk.com/62c401e2-147e-51ea.jpg

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psuexv

02-22-2012, 10:17 AM

:D :D :D

JBHuskers

02-22-2012, 11:02 AM

http://img.tapatalk.com/62c401e2-147e-51ea.jpg

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Was this from Eric's 4th of July party too?

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psusnoop

02-22-2012, 11:55 AM

psuexv

02-22-2012, 12:00 PM

Was this from Eric's 4th of July party too?

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LOL, what?

psusnoop

02-22-2012, 12:00 PM

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2012/2/21/9c04cb1e-fc4c-40ef-848f-aae9933333be_thumb.jpeg

This is classic JB eating while playing B3 :smh:

I don't think he meant for the "lotion" to be visible :D

JBHuskers

02-22-2012, 12:25 PM

psusnoop

02-22-2012, 12:29 PM

:D I've only ate twice while playing BF3 :P

:D:D

JBHuskers

02-22-2012, 12:31 PM

:D:D

Once on mute, once not on mute :D

psusnoop

02-22-2012, 12:45 PM

Every damn time I get hungry for Chips and it's like 3 or 4 hours till I get up in the morning so I have to refrain the temptation of devouring a bag of Middlesworth chips. I would recommend you guys all try these, they are the best chips around hands down.

http://www.pasnacks.com/middleswarthchips.htm

http://www.pasnacks.com/images/1p75sco.gif

There are many others these just happen to be my favorite ones.

JBHuskers

02-22-2012, 02:22 PM

:nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod:

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/Garfield.jpg

psusnoop

02-22-2012, 02:51 PM

:clap: :nod:

NatureBoy

02-22-2012, 03:38 PM

http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/files/2012/02/whitney_enquirer.jpg

The National Enquirer will never be mistaken for Reader’s Digest, but this week they took the extraordinary step of running a photo of what they say is Whitney Houston in her open casket prior to her funeral on Saturday.

Not that it’s all that shocking, when you think about it, as the shot is reminiscent of the Enquirer front page featuring Elvis Presley’s open casket photo after The King died in 1977.

Did The Enquirer go too far, is this par for the course with today’s tabloid journalism, or both?

Read more: http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2012/02/22/national-enquirer-posts-whitney-houston-open-casket-photo-in-poor-taste/#ixzz1n9J2EhgB

psuexv

02-22-2012, 03:41 PM

Jewelry worth $500K. Somebody will be digging her up for sure.

morsdraconis

02-22-2012, 03:52 PM

Jesus christ, that is just fucked up. Journalism is all about sensationalism because these fuckin' papers only sell when people are dumb enough to read their completely off the wall bullshit.

DariusLock

02-22-2012, 05:38 PM

If I was the family I'd be starting a war with them.

JBHuskers

02-22-2012, 05:41 PM

Just got done with my first workout in at least two years.

JeffHCross

02-22-2012, 09:35 PM

Jesus christ, that is just fucked up. Journalism is all about sensationalism because these fuckin' papers only sell when people are dumb enough to read their completely off the wall bullshit.I'm more shocked that this surprises anyone. You knew someone was going to get photos. And you knew they'd run them.

morsdraconis

02-22-2012, 10:20 PM

I'm more shocked that this surprises anyone. You knew someone was going to get photos. And you knew they'd run them.

Shocked? Nah, definitely not. But I'm disgusted. Even though I don't believe in any of that afterlife shit or really even think there's any sanctity in death, it's just complete and utter crassness to take photos of a dead body like that. It's one thing to not believe in any of the retarded customs people have concerning dead bodies and all that, but it's something completely different to not have respect for them.

NatureBoy

02-23-2012, 10:51 AM

'Mr. Kruger' former Seinfeld actor attempts suicide.

Daniel von Bargen, also known as 'Mr. Kruger' from Seinfeld tried to kill himself Monday morning, February 20,1012. After an unsucessful attempt to commit suicide by gunshot to his head, 61 year old von Bargen called 911 asking for help.

"I've shot myself and I need help," von Bargen tells the 911 dispatcher.

TMZ has the released the actual 911 call on their website. The call is over six minutes long and von Bargen tells of what and why he did this.

The operator keeps von Bargen on the phone obviously to make sure he stayed alert and away until the paramedics arrived. von Bargen said he shot himslf in the temple because he was diabetic and supposed to go to the hospital to have a few toes amputated. He explains to the operator he has already had a leg amputated and was just "tired."

The operator continues to get more information from von Bargen for family members information. The last few seconds of the tape police can be heard entering his home and yelling for von Bargen to keep his hands where they can be seen.

Continue reading on Examiner.com 'Mr. Kruger' former Seinfeld actor attempts suicide - New Orleans Pop Culture | Examiner.com http://www.examiner.com/pop-culture-in-new-orleans/mr-kruger-of-seinfeld-attempted-suicide#ixzz1nDzJw9tR

baseballplyrmvp

02-23-2012, 07:12 PM

:smh: let him die. i know that sounds bad, but its dumbasses like this guy, who dont deserve medical care. this guy made the decision that he didnt want to live anymore, so why should we try to save him?

JeffHCross

02-23-2012, 10:48 PM

it's just complete and utter crassness to take photos of a dead body like that.Just to be clear ... your previous post was railing on sensational journalism. Do you think the tabloid asked people to take pictures, or someone took the picture and then looked to sell it? The latter is what I'd expect, since it was a private, invite-only service.

Then again, it's always possible that it's fake. That wouldn't surprise me either.

morsdraconis

02-23-2012, 11:02 PM

Just to be clear ... your previous post was railing on sensational journalism. Do you think the tabloid asked people to take pictures, or someone took the picture and then looked to sell it? The latter is what I'd expect, since it was a private, invite-only service.

Then again, it's always possible that it's fake. That wouldn't surprise me either.

I spoke of sensational journalism because of that is how those dumb ass magazines sell to begin with. They make up the most ridiculous stuff and sensationalize it to get people to actually read the crap (because people are inherently dumb as rocks).

And, there's no doubt that it was taken and sold to the tabloid, again, because people are dumb and horrible.

As for it being a fake, I wouldn't put it past them. It is the National Enquirer after all.