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NatureBoy
10-05-2011, 09:51 PM
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OCTOBER 5--A naked 71-year-old woman and her equally clothes-free male companion, 54, were arrested last month for indecent exposure after a Michigan cop found them trysting in the back seat of a Buick Regal that was rocking gently and had its windows steamed over, according to a police report.

When the officer opened the vehicle’s rear door and asked the nude couple what they were doing, Tim Adams offered a concise answer. “I’m fucking this chick,” he said.

Yes, Adams referred to his septuagenarian consort, Rita Daniels, as a “chick.”

According to a City of Farmington Police report, Daniels’s 2002 Buick (license plate: DIVA 145) was in a shopping center parking lot, adjacent to a restaurant whose customers, including a 10-year-old-boy, apparently had a view of the illicit nighttime action on September 3.

Officer Andrew Morche noted that the car’s windows “were covered with heavy condensation,” and that Daniels was atop Adams “and the two were engaged in sexual activities.” The pair was parked in a spot outside the restaurants Luigi’s and Tre Sorelle (which can be seen in this Google Street View image).

A police investigation determined that the couple’s courtship was a brief one. They had met for drinks at a nearby bar “before moving to the back seat of the Buick.” When questioned by cops, neither Daniels nor Adams--both of whom were unsteady and smelled of booze--knew the other’s name. A Breathalyzer test recorded Daniels’s blood alcohol content as .15, nearly twice the state limit.

Daniels and Adams were busted for indecent exposure and disorderly intoxication and booked into the local jail, where they were held until sobriety returned. While in custody, cops noted, “Adams decided to strip to his underwear.”

Misdemeanor charges against Daniels and Adams, who are pictured in the above mug shots are pending in Michigan's 48th District Court.

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LINK (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/senior-citizen-car-sex-098713)

SmoothPancakes
10-05-2011, 10:03 PM
She looks way too happy in that picture. :D

morsdraconis
10-05-2011, 11:26 PM
(shudders)

That bitch looks CRAZY. That's straight up crazy eyes.

steelerfan
10-05-2011, 11:48 PM
:sick:

JBHuskers
10-06-2011, 08:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKPoHgKcqag

oweb26
10-06-2011, 08:45 AM
Man I hope when I am of there age I will still want to have sex in a car, I don't want to do it anymore at the age of 28, but I hope my libido is still going.

JBHuskers
10-06-2011, 08:48 AM
I don't think I'd want to do it in a car at that age, I'd break something.

psusnoop
10-06-2011, 08:55 AM
at that age you can easily break a hip doing shit like that.

Love his comment about what he was doing :D:D:D

JBHuskers
10-06-2011, 09:03 AM
I just found my self the title of my next album:

trysting in the back seat of a Buick Regal

oweb26
10-06-2011, 10:16 AM
at that age you can easily break a hip doing shit like that.

Love his comment about what he was doing :D:D:D

That's whats awesome about it, risk vs reward baby!. lol

Sinister
10-06-2011, 03:01 PM
hey at that age she got a younger guy so she can get so there you go. more power to her. but she still has her teeth granny gotta get them thangs out better for him she'll get more customers

JBHuskers
10-06-2011, 03:01 PM
So is she a cougar to him then?

Sinister
10-06-2011, 03:05 PM
17 years i'd say so

NatureBoy
10-06-2011, 07:39 PM
So is she a cougar to him then?;):nod: I think she will be a sabre tooth cougar.

Sinister
10-06-2011, 11:10 PM
304

she's flexible

JBHuskers
10-07-2011, 08:21 AM
I think you stared at that portion of the article too long :sick:

skipwondah33
10-07-2011, 09:38 AM
That is pretty impressive though to be able to get into that position at her age...let alone in a car lol