Boy (from Steelerfan's Camp) Masturbates Himself to Death

[JBHuskers]

http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/09/04/boy-masturbates-himself-to-death/

Reports coming in from Brazil say that a 16-year-old boy has died after tossing himself off 42 times — without stopping.

The boy’s mother has told local newspapers in the Goiás region of Brazil that her son had an addiction to bopping the baloney, and she planned on getting him professional help so he could beat his addiction, and not his bishop. But the mother seemingly acted to late, because her unnamed son began a wank marathon at the stroke of midnight and reportedly tugged himself off 42 times. He was pronounced dead at the scene, the cause of death has not been released.

The boy’s school friends have spoken out about their friend’s addiction, some say he invited them to webcam with him. Following his death the boy’s room was searched and a large cache of jazz mags and bongo videos were discovered. The boy apparently had eclectic tastes and was easily aroused by any type of women.

[JBHuskers]

Wow....just wow....:fp: :D

[gschwendt]

I can't believe that's not an Onion article... :smh:

[SmoothPancakes]

I don't know whether to :D or :fp:

[steelerfan]

Fallen Comrade. :(

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[JBHuskers]

Fallen Comrade. :(

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This post made me :D :D :D :D :D

[bdoughty]

Has to be fake but the first thing one would ask is how did anyone know he wanked it 42 times?

[steelerfan]

Has to be fake but the first thing one would ask is how did anyone know he wanked it 42 times?

At my Camp, we run a right ship.

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[SmoothPancakes]

Has to be fake but the first thing one would ask is how did anyone know he wanked it 42 times?


The boy’s school friends have spoken out about their friend’s addiction, some say he invited them to webcam with him.

:sf:'s girlfriend was counting.

http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx305/SmoothPancakes/fatsteelerfan.jpg

[jaymo76]

:sf:'s girlfriend was counting.

http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx305/SmoothPancakes/fatsteelerfan.jpg

Well played Smooth, well played! lol :)

[JBHuskers]

Man, that chick could replace 2 OL on the Steelers.

[souljahbill]

1) How does one die from masturbating?
2) How do you even get to 42? The 2nd nut in a day takes a long time. The 3rd takes FOREVER. I've never been able to get 4 in a day, with or without help. 42 sounds ridiculous.
3) Seriously, how does anyone know he got to 42?



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[psusnoop]

all very intriguing questions :nod:

:D:D:D

[psusnoop]

Has to be fake but the first thing one would ask is how did anyone know he wanked it 42 times?

I just hope the Mom wasn't counting :fp: :sick:

[psuexv]

I'm sure he kept a log of how many times he did it since he was in a marathon session.

Other than the fact that I think it's impossible for 42 times in one day.... there had to be some major chaffing. I don't care how much lube you use. :fp:

[JBHuskers]

99% of the time, one is good enough for me.

[steelerfan]

I guess Ernest Bourgnine (sp?) was wrong. :down:

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[Sinister]

Yea I call bullshit on this one. I've tried three in a day and i was sore for a day. 42 either dude got forearms like popeye or mom dukes was helping out

[JBHuskers]

Yea I call bullshit on this one. I've tried three in a day and i was sore for a day. 42 either dude got forearms like popeye or mom dukes was helping out

Maybe he had some kind of Skynet system to assist with the insane amount of whack-offs. But in the end he was terminated.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o

[jaymo76]

I just hope the Mom wasn't counting :fp: :sick:

That's what I was thinking too... just so wrong!!!

[Paakaa10]

42?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrases_from_The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galax y#Answer_to_the_Ultimate_Question_of_Life.2C_the_U niverse.2C_and_Everything_.2842.29

[morsdraconis]

42?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrases_from_The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_the_Galaxy# Answer_to_the_Ultimate_Question_of_Life.2C_the_Uni verse.2C_and_Everything_.2842.29 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrases_from_The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galax y#Answer_to_the_Ultimate_Question_of_Life.2C_the_U niverse.2C_and_Everything_.2842.29)

My thoughts as well. Gotta be a hoax.

[JBHuskers]

My thoughts as well. Gotta be a hoax.

We're talking :sf: 's boy camp here. Anything is possible.

[steelerfan]

We're talking :sf: 's boy camp here. Anything is possible.

You're relentless digital handjob of the program will not earn you a badge, Scout. :P

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[JBHuskers]

You're relentless digital handjob of the program will not earn you a badge, Scout. :P

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:D

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