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psusnoop
07-27-2011, 11:11 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/calif-man-attempts-self-surgery-butter-knife-173714880.html

GLENDALE, Calif. (AP) — A Southern California man stuck a butter knife into his belly in a failed bid at self-surgery to remove a painful hernia, police said Tuesday.

The wife of the 63-year-old Glendale man called 911 on Sunday night and told the emergency operator her husband was using a knife to remove a protruding hernia, Sgt. Tom Lorenz said.

"She said he had impaled himself with a knife," Lorenz said.

A hernia occurs when all or part of an organ or fatty tissue squeezes through a hole or a weak spot in a surrounding muscle or connective tissue. While the man said he was trying to remove a hernia, hernias are normally repaired by doctors in a hospital or medical setting involving some type of procedure to push the organ back in.

Officers found the man naked on a patio lounge chair outside his apartment with a 6-inch butter knife sticking out of his stomach. The man's wife told officers that her husband was upset about the hernia and wanted to take it out.

While waiting for paramedics, the sergeant said, the man pulled out the knife and stuffed a cigarette he was smoking into the bleeding, open wound.

"What he was thinking, I don't know. I don't know if he was cauterizing it (the wound)," Lorenz said.

The man wasn't screaming or showing any signs of pain, the sergeant said.

Based on his actions and statements from the wife, Lorenz said the man was placed on psychiatric hold and taken to Los Angeles County-USC Medical Center.

Because he's on psychiatric hold for up to 72 hours under the state Welfare and Institutions Code, Lorenz said the man's name and condition cannot be released.

"You just never know what to expect," said Lorenz, who has been on the police force for 29 years. "I've seen self-mutilation, but not a maneuver like this."

cdj
07-27-2011, 11:17 AM
While waiting for paramedics, the sergeant said, the man pulled out the knife and stuffed a cigarette he was smoking into the bleeding, open wound.

I can almost see where someone would operate on themselves (crazy enough), but the cigarette? I always thought even crazy people would reach a point where they say "you know, this may not be the smartest thing to do."


The man wasn't screaming or showing any signs of pain, the sergeant said.

This is begging for Larry the Cable Guy to star in Unbreakable 2.

texacotea
07-27-2011, 11:23 AM
That dude is a beast, not only to cut on yourself but then stick his Malbaro light in his wound....something aint right up there

jaymo76
07-27-2011, 12:27 PM
This is why you should be required to pass a test before having children...

psusnoop
07-27-2011, 12:43 PM
This is why you should be required to pass a test before having children...


:+1:

steelerfan
07-27-2011, 01:58 PM
That dude is a beast, not only to cut on yourself but then stick his Malbaro light in his wound....something aint right up there

The Government won't allow them to be called "Lights" anymore. It would have been a Marlboro Silver or whatever. :D

bdoughty
07-27-2011, 02:30 PM
Dude was just training for the BME Pain Olympics 3.

ram29jackson
07-27-2011, 03:17 PM
interesting,..silly,...dumb and wrong

psuexv
07-28-2011, 08:54 AM
That dude is a beast, not only to cut on yourself but then stick his Malbaro light in his wound....something aint right up there

Dude this bad ass doesn't smoke Lights... guaranteed it was a Menthol.

psusnoop
07-28-2011, 03:41 PM
Dude this bad ass doesn't smoke Lights... guaranteed it was a Menthol.

Lmao :D

ram29jackson
07-28-2011, 05:52 PM
odds are its an older white guy, but there is a majority Armenian population in Glendale as of the last 15 years or so