Ways to earn money

[DariusLock]

Yeah, I've fallen on hard times and can't seem to find a #### job! So any tips to make money would be appreciated. I've tried selling drugs, but I was just too damn nice. I was like, "Hey guys, wanna buy some drugs? Thank you have a nice day!" people started taking advantage of my niceness.

[SmoothPancakes]

Prostitution? :P

[JBHuskers]

Snuff film actor?

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[DariusLock]

I've already tried.

[mrh61988]

Professional hitman for the mob?

[JBHuskers]

I've already tried.

Oh :fp: :easy:

[morsdraconis]

Cut some grass. I'm sure there are plenty of yards around that need grass cut. Charge 'em 20-70$ a piece and you have some money.

There are plenty of menial jobs to be done anywhere. The lack of skilled laborers always creates a demand. Just look in the local papers in the classifieds for help wanted stuff.

[baseballplyrmvp]

visit the local sperm bank?

[SmoothPancakes]

I've already tried.

Just for the official record, which one have you already tried? Prostitution or snuff film actor?

:D

[steelerfan]

Just for the official record, which one have you already tried? Prostitution or snuff film actor?

:D

From what JB says, the ladder of success goes like this:

Prostitution >> snuff film actor >> drug dealer

Since we know Darius has dealt, I'd guess he's done all 3. :dunno:

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[DariusLock]

DING DING DING! We have a winner! J/k Haha, the drug dealer comment was a play on Will Ferrell in Talladega Nights. If I prostituted it would be cougars only...no Deuce Bigalow style girls for me and no Bob Saget in Half-Baked.

[steelerfan]

:D

[JBHuskers]

On top of that he probably watched and studied 8MM way too much....

[psuexv]

Well I'm sure JB would employ you. You could be his post bitch that he could pimp out. Probably pay you .10 a post and he could double up on his post count. :D