Thursday Night Drunken Escapades of Steelerfan

[JBHuskers]

b) http://fun.resplace.net/Emoticons/Alcohol/DrunkBanana.gif THE WINNER!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/epic-fail-photos-drunken-walking-fail.gif

[psuexv]

The banana is hilarious....LMAO. I need to think about this one.

[SmoothPancakes]

It's currently between B and E for me.

[psuexv]

It's currently between B and E for me.

yeah I really like A, but I think B and E really give you a sense of what he's like after a Thursday night.

[SmoothPancakes]

yeah I really like A, but I think B and E really give you a sense of what he's like after a Thursday night.

Yeah, that's why B and E instantly stood out to me. A is a good one that I like as well, but B and E work perfectly for the "after bar" Steelerfan.

[morsdraconis]

I personally like C, but mainly because it's more simple, but still gets the idea across.

[psuexv]

The other question is what is the syntax going to be :sf: , :matt: , :thursdaynightdrunkenescapadesofmatt:

[SmoothPancakes]

I like :thursdaynightdrunkenescapadesofmatt:, but that might be a little hard for him to type while falling down stairs. Though it would be hilarious as hell to see what he comes up with while trying to type that out. :D

[psusnoop]

I like :thursdaynightdrunkenescapadesofmatt:, but that might be a little hard for him to type while falling down stairs. Though it would be hilarious as hell to see what he comes up with while trying to type that out. :D
:D:D:D

This is great, I voted B but I liked E as well.

I'm with Smooth, I want to see him type that out then look at the end result. :D:D

[JBHuskers]

I like D if it was smaller....my vote is for the fallen down banana :D

I was trying to find one where the smiley falls down, I guess that doesn't exist...

[morsdraconis]

:D :D

Definitely a fan of :thursdaynightdrukenescapadesofmatt: for the syntax of it.

:up:

[steelerfan]

Wow. :smh: :D :D :D :D

[JBHuskers]

LOL that syntax is too f'n much....I'm thinking more....

: thursnitesf :

[JBHuskers]

The banana with another vote.....I'll give this til later tonight so we can use it while Steelerfan is out :D

I guess we can just use this thread for the Thursday Night Escapades of Steelerfan....I will change the title after I close the vote :D

[cdj]

E looks like he is oversleeping and that's what I am looking for.


D will never get added on this forum, so don't vote for that one! ;) (It looks like he is having drunk Olympic dreams.)

[morsdraconis]

LOL that syntax is too f'n much....I'm thinking more....

: thursnitesf :

Awww, that sucks. Not nearly as fun. :D

[SmoothPancakes]

LOL that syntax is too f'n much....I'm thinking more....

: thursnitesf :

NOOOO!!!! How many characters are allowed for the syntax? We need to find a syntax that uses the max number. :D


The banana with another vote.....I'll give this til later tonight so we can use it while Steelerfan is out :D

I guess we can just use this thread for the Thursday Night Escapades of Steelerfan....I will change the title after I close the vote :D

That third banana vote is me. Like snoop, I really like E, but B is just drawing me in more. Probably because of the banana, but either way it ended up getting my vote.

[steelerfan]

For the record, I'm not voting, lol.

I totally understand the syntax sentiment, but I think SWYPE would probably keep me in line. Although, Tuesday I was trying to type "hammered" to describe myself in a text and got "committed". Luckily I didn't hit send, wouldn't want anyone getting the wrong idea. True story, lol.

[JBHuskers]

(It looks like he is having drunk Olympic dreams.)

HAHAH it does!

[JBHuskers]

Awww, that sucks. Not nearly as fun. :D

I don't use the smiley links often, I type in the syntax and sure as hell don't want to type that all out everytime LOL but I think I can add multiple syntax....I'll look into it ;)

[psuexv]

Went with the banana :D

[JBHuskers]

I might just have to close the vote now huh? :D

[psuexv]

Went with the banana :D

That's what she said :D

[JBHuskers]

That's what she said :D

You just that's what she said'd yourself in a forum post :D I guess that's okay when I do it verbally all the time :D

[JBHuskers]

I guess that's okay when I do it verbally all the time :D

That's what she said.

[psuexv]

You just that's what she said'd yourself in a forum post :D I guess that's okay when I do it verbally all the time :D

HAHA yes I said. I left it out there for a little to see if anyone would pick it up. It was like the God Bless You Seinfeld episode

[psuexv]

That's what she said.

There you go

[JBHuskers]

Okay with five votes to 1, 1, 0, 0....the banana wins...

[psuexv]

Okay with five votes to 1, 1, 0, 0....the banana wins...

Now that's what she said!

[Nothingface]

What is this thursday night thing?

[JBHuskers]

Okay smiley is uploaded! :drunksfthurs:

: drunksfthurs :

Unfortunately there is only so much space for syntax on the admin side of things so the official title of the smiley is Thursday Night Drunken Escapades of Matt

:D

Thread title changed too....

[JBHuskers]

What is this thursday night thing?

Every Thursday night, Steelerfan gets piss cock drunk :D

[Nothingface]

Can he start now or no?

[steelerfan]

Every Thursday night, Steelerfan gets piss cock drunk :D

He's right. :o

[JBHuskers]

So the story has evolved out of the Anything and Nothing threads into his own GIF, then his own vote for an official smiley, and now his own thread :D

[psuexv]

See here for a preview from Tuesday night http://www.thegamingtailgate.com/forums/showthread.php?425-The-Anything-Thread&p=68511&viewfull=1#post68511

[psuexv]

So the story has evolved out of the Anything and Nothing threads into his own GIF, then his own vote for an official smiley, and now his own thread :D

So since it came out of the Nothing thread, you could say he's a spin off of Jeff

[JBHuskers]

b) http://fun.resplace.net/Emoticons/Alcohol/DrunkBanana.gif THE WINNER!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/epic-fail-photos-drunken-walking-fail.gif

First post now :nod:

[SmoothPancakes]

Every Thursday night, Steelerfan gets piss cock drunk :D

You can add Tuesday and Wednesday nights to that list, at least that's the case for this week. :D

[steelerfan]

My legend is really staggering sometimes, lol.

Last night, I was out with some friends watching the SCF and some friends of theirs came in. I got introduced to some dude in that group and he was like, "I know who you are." I'm like, "oh yeah?" He goes on to tell everyone how, about 2 years ago, his "division 1" dart team was short a player and they plucked me right from the barstool I had occupied all afternoon and I opened a can of whoop ass on the best player in the league. He said they all still talk about it and some still think I was some sort of ringer, lol.

The funny thing is, I rarely throw darts. I'm pretty good at it, but not great. I don't know if I've even played again since then. I just have a "zone". Somewhere between, say, 12 and 16 beers I play way better than usual. Under 12 beers, I'm good. Over 16, I'm horrible. Between 12 and 16, I'm legendary, lol.

[steelerfan]

You can add Tuesday and Wednesday nights to that list, at least that's the case for this week. :D

Sunday was the same, this week. :o

[JBHuskers]

This thread has hit 3 pages already :D

[morsdraconis]

My legend is really staggering sometimes, lol.

Last night, I was out with some friends watching the SCF and some friends of theirs came in. I got introduced to some dude in that group and he was like, "I know who you are." I'm like, "oh yeah?" He goes on to tell everyone how, about 2 years ago, his "division 1" dart team was short a player and they plucked me right from the barstool I had occupied all afternoon and I opened a can of whoop ass on the best player in the league. He said they all still talk about it and some still think I was some sort of ringer, lol.

The funny thing is, I rarely throw darts. I'm pretty good at it, but not great. I don't know if I've even played again since then. I just have a "zone". Somewhere between, say, 12 and 16 beers I play way better than usual. Under 12 beers, I'm good. Over 16, I'm horrible. Between 12 and 16, I'm legendary, lol.

Sounds like we are gonna have some GREAT off camera time during our show!

[steelerfan]

This thread has hit 3 pages already :D

My liver is not happy about this. :D

[psusnoop]

I'm starting to feel like I don't drink enough :D:D

Is the pressure building yet? The question will be always, can I live up to this thread. You'll have to keep asking yourself that everytime you think you should leave.

[steelerfan]

I'm starting to feel like I don't drink enough :D:D

Is the pressure building yet? The question will be always, can I live up to this thread. You'll have to keep asking yourself that everytime you think you should leave.

What's bad is that I'm dragging ass already after having 3 episodes in the last 4 days. I have no idea how tonight will end up, lol.

[JBHuskers]

My liver is not happy about this. :D

Yeah no pussing out tonight because you now have your own thread and smiley....you can't back out on drinking tonight!

[steelerfan]

Yeah no pussing out tonight because you now have your own thread and smiley....you can't back out on drinking tonight!

I'm game. It'll work out, no worries.

[psusnoop]

By now I'd be still laying on the couch not moving for sure.

[JBHuskers]

Okay since I already forgot what I had for the syntax of the smiley, I'm changing it to this : sf :

:sf:

[steelerfan]

Okay since I already forgot what I had for the syntax of the smiley, I'm changing it to this : sf :

:sf:

:sf:

[JBHuskers]

It's a LOT easier to remember :sf:

[psusnoop]

That it is :sf:

[JBHuskers]

Because we all know by the time Steelerfan stumbles home : sf : will be a lot easier to remember; though he'll probably still forget.

[psusnoop]

I can't help but think the first thing that comes to his mind isn't SF but rather S&M followed by a :fp:

[SmoothPancakes]

I can't help but think the first thing that comes to his mind isn't SF but rather S&M followed by a :fp:

I just hope in that case, that it's referring to the S&M Show, and not some "club" he visited during the night. :fp:

[psusnoop]

:D

[morsdraconis]

:D :D

[ram29jackson]

so what are you saying ? you live near a bar or you take a taxi or someone else drives or what ?

[JBHuskers]

so what are you saying ? you live near a bar or you take a taxi or someone else drives or what ?

Duh Ram, he does this :D :sf:

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/epic-fail-photos-drunken-walking-fail.gif

[JBHuskers]

:sf: :sf: :sf: :sf: :sf: :sf: :sf:

[psuexv]

Aren't you supposed to be on a date

[steelerfan]

Ok, guys. Just finished up a game of The Show while doing some laundry. Time for the 3 S's and then it's on. :sf:

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[JBHuskers]

Aren't you supposed to be on a date

Tomorrow lol

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[steelerfan]

Having beer number 1 at bar number 1. :nod:

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[SmoothPancakes]

Having beer number 1 at bar number 1. :nod:

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I find your lack of drunkenness disturbing.

[steelerfan]

I find your lack of drunkenness disturbing.

Me too. 3 beers in now. May have to switch bars soon to dial it up a notch.

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[JBHuskers]

Thank god for Tapatalk!

[steelerfan]

At least 8 beers in now. Gonna switch bars before long.

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[JBHuskers]

I'm going to crack beer #1 right now :D

Been cleaning out the old place and just showered and shaved.....so now it's beer time.

[steelerfan]

Leaving bar 1 NOW. APPARENTLY, I had 11 beers per my tab. Ooops!

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[JBHuskers]

Leaving bar 1 NOW. APPARENTLY, I had 11 beers per my tab. Ooops!

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Miscount of beers = :sf:

[steelerfan]

At bar 2.Only about 10 people here. Fuck that. Will give it a little to pick up, then I'm on to bar 3, lol.

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[JBHuskers]

At bar 2.Only about 10 people here. Fuck that. Will give it a little to pick up, then I'm on to bar 3, lol.

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This thread was the greatest idea I've had this week :up:

[Nothingface]

So steelerfan what do you really think about me? lol.

I can't believe i have no alchy in my house right now.

[steelerfan]

Was my idea originally. ;) Doubt the other admins agree, lol.

:sf:

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[steelerfan]

Just saw that Jack Lambert, my favorite Steeler of all time was number 8 among "most feared tacklers" of all time per NFL Network. Lame.

58 Forever!

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[morsdraconis]

Just saw that Jack Lambert, my favorite Steeler of all time was number 8 among "most feared tacklers" of all time per NFL Network. Lame.

58 Forever!

Yeah, that's some bullshit. I guarantee none of the other LBs on that list would fuckin' clothesline you for coming across his area of the field. Lambert was the fuckin' man and about the only LB to be more feared than him (because of his pass rush) would be LT.

[steelerfan]

Some guy just came in and knows my name. Apparently, he did 20 years in the pen. Now, a large gentleman, who is black, and a bouncer at another local establishment is telling him, "whatever you did in the privacy of your cell, is your business." This could go bad, lol.

I have no idea how this guy knows my name.

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[SmoothPancakes]

Some guy just came in and knows my name. Apparently, he did 20 years in the pen. Now, a large gentleman, who is black, and a bouncer at another local establishment is telling him, "whatever you did in the privacy of your cell, is your business." This could go bad, lol.

I have no idea how this guy knows my name.

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I just hope in that case, that it's referring to the S&M Show, and not some "club" he visited during the night. :fp:

You heard it here first. :fp:

[Flav]

Went bowling tonight. Unfortunately when all of your friends are under 21 you don't get to participate in thirsty thursday :/

[JBHuskers]

I have no idea how this guy knows my name.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHjlM5A1jME

[steelerfan]

Put 5 bucks in the juke box and played nothing but Cannibal Corpse and Deicide. People are pissed, lol.

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[JBHuskers]

Put 5 bucks in the juke box and played nothing but Cannibal Corpse and Deicide. People are pissed, lol.

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Before you leave, play $5 of Rick Astley.

[steelerfan]

Wonder if they have Chocolate Rain, lol.

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[JBHuskers]

Wonder if they have Chocolate Rain, lol.

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Are you talking about the juke box or your prison buddy?

[ram29jackson]

Before you leave, play $5 of Rick Astley.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw

[JBHuskers]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw

Hell yeah!

[steelerfan]

Kill the Christian is playing now. Folks are unhappy. Ooooops.

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[SmoothPancakes]

Kill the Christian is playing now. Folks are unhappy. Ooooops.

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Way to give them a song that pretty much gives them an idea of what to do with you. :D

[steelerfan]

Lol. My songs are done. Half the bar left. Rush of money to the jukebox. Time to close and go to bar 3.

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[steelerfan]

Ok. Had 5 at bar 2.Time for bar 3.

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[SmoothPancakes]

Ok. Had 5 at bar 2.Time for bar 3.

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5? That's it!? If you were my son, I'd disown your ass right now. :fp:

[steelerfan]

5? That's it!? If you were my son, I'd disown your ass right now. :fp:

Thankfully, your man-penis had never been near a relative of mine. ;)

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[JBHuskers]

Hey Steelerfan, is Honduras with you tonight?

[morsdraconis]

Kill the Christian is playing now. Folks are unhappy. Ooooops.

I'm normally not much for this type of music (straight up death metal), but this isn't bad (I like my drums to be less blast beats and more technical stuff but not crazy math metal technical).


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pou6RrQDbbc

[steelerfan]

Hey Steelerfan, is Honduras with you tonight?

No. I walk alone. ;)

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[morsdraconis]

Fixed the damn video link... Stupid p being next to the [...

[steelerfan]

Jaegerbombs flowing now. :sf:

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[steelerfan]

Fixed the damn video link... Stupid p being next to the [...

Thanks for that, buddy. Lolololol.

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[JBHuskers]

Jaegerbombs flowing now. :sf:

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Get a lunchbox :D

[steelerfan]

4 more songs and I do Material

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[JBHuskers]

4 more songs and I do Material

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Yessssssssssss! Someone needs to take video of this and upload it.

[steelerfan]

Girl with some chick I just met. Karaoke. Meet Cannibal Corpse. Lolololol.

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[steelerfan]

She's a big gal. Lolololol.

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[steelerfan]

Try to get video.

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[steelerfan]

Just needed a partner/victim. ;)

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[JBHuskers]

Just needed a partner/victim. ;)

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I'm going to bed. Try not to fall on a grenade. lololol

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[steelerfan]

I'm going to bed. Try not to fall on a grenade. lololol

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Never!

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[SmoothPancakes]

Jaegerbombs flowing now. :sf:

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We really need to change that syntax, even if you can't remember it JB. We just missed a potentially very great post if the syntax had been :thursdaynightdrunkenescapadesofmatt: :fp:

[steelerfan]

Ok. I hou video. Got, not hou. I'll see if it's worthy.

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[morsdraconis]

We really need to change that syntax, even if you can't remember it JB. We just missed a potentially very great post if the syntax had been :thursdaynightdrunkenescapadesofmatt: :fp:

I know right? Disappointed, but such as it is.

[steelerfan]

At What-a-burger. Just flipped off some Taco Bell bitch because they are closed.

:sf:

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[SmoothPancakes]

At What-a-burger. Just flipped off some Taco Bell bitch because they are closed.

:sf:

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Aww, that's sweet, going to What-a-burger to share some 3am food with your prison butt buddy. :D

[steelerfan]

I walk alone, lol.

That chicken finger basket was pretty good though. Time to sleep.

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[steelerfan]

:sf:

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[psusnoop]

Son of a bitch, I feel asleep on the couch and missed all the damn fun last night. :fp:

[steelerfan]

I hate you, 7 am.

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[SmoothPancakes]

I hate you, 7 am.

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:D

[psusnoop]

I hate you, 7 am.

Ouch, I wasn't expecting to hear from you till much later in the day. Damn I'd be worthless today in your position.

[SmoothPancakes]

Ouch, I wasn't expecting to hear from you till much later in the day. Damn I'd be worthless today in your position.

:sf: got woken up early by his long lost prison buddy. :D

[JBHuskers]

I hate you, 7 am.

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Damn LOL

[JBHuskers]

:D :D :D

This thread has 600 views and it's not even 24 hours old.

[SmoothPancakes]

:D :D :D

This thread has 600 views and it's not even 24 hours old.

It has also knocked off the Nothing Thread for number of pages within 24 hours. Nothing Thread only managed 5 pages in a full 24 hours. We're already up to 7 with an entire hour still to go.

[psuexv]

Ok. I hou video. Got, not hou. I'll see if it's worthy.

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:D :D

[JBHuskers]

Yeah :D

Somehow he got punctuation in there.

[morsdraconis]

Drunk posting/texting is the fuckin' best.

:up:

[steelerfan]

Drunk posting/texting is the fuckin' best.

:up:

Lol. I should be good to go again next Thursday, but in July I will have my daughter virtually all month so I won't be getting out much, if at all. My liver, kidneys, and wallet deserve a break.

:sf:

[steelerfan]

his long lost prison buddy. :D

I have no clue how that fucking guy knew my name. I've never been locked up (well, not more than 12 hours or so). Somehow it seems that everyone I talk to remembers me. :smh: I did LMAO when that black dude told him "what happened in the privacy of your cell is your business."

:D :fp: :sick:

[JBHuskers]

So did you HAVE to get up at 7am or just woke up then?

[steelerfan]

So did you HAVE to get up at 7am or just woke up then?

Both, lol.

[steelerfan]

Just looked at my bank statement. 7 of my last 9 purchases are at bars. Lol.

:sf:

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[ram29jackson]

so you took a taxi last night or what ?

[ram29jackson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kfUPPq8noQ

[steelerfan]

so you took a taxi last night or what ?

Or what.

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[ram29jackson]

Or what.

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Whats the or what ?

[steelerfan]

I'm kidding, man.

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[ram29jackson]

I'm kidding, man.

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i'm kidding = you took a cab ?

[JBHuskers]

i'm kidding = you took a cab ?

No it means he drove in reverse all the way home.

[ram29jackson]

No it means he drove in reverse all the way home.

which is believable at this point

[steelerfan]

No it means he drove in reverse all the way home.

Actually, I drove sideways. :D

:sf:

[ram29jackson]

Actually, I drove sideways. :D

:sf:

was it 4 wheel drive ?

[steelerfan]

was it 4 wheel drive ?

I do have a 4 wheel drive, as a matter of fact. :)

[SmoothPancakes]

I do have a 4 wheel drive, as a matter of fact. :)

Isn't that requirement to live in Texas? 4 wheel drive vehicle, preferably a truck. Have a gun rack install on said truck. Cowboy hat, preferably ten gallon size. Cowboy boots. Minimum 3 guns per person, at least two must be hunting rifles, then you must prove that yours is bigger than anyone else's and you are willing to go as far as is required to prove it. Listen to country music. Enjoy looking at cattle (dirty thoughts about the cattle are permitted but must be kept to one's self). Willing to learn to play the banjo.

I'm probably forgetting some others, but that's a pretty good start. :D

[ram29jackson]

Isn't that requirement to live in Texas? 4 wheel drive vehicle, preferably a truck. Have a gun rack install on said truck. Cowboy hat, preferably ten gallon size. Cowboy boots. Minimum 3 guns per person, at least two must be hunting rifles, then you must prove that yours is bigger than anyone else's and you are willing to go as far as is required to prove it. Listen to country music. Enjoy looking at cattle (dirty thoughts about the cattle are permitted but must be kept to one's self). Willing to learn to play the banjo.

I'm probably forgetting some others, but that's a pretty good start. :D

haha enjoy looking at cattle. That line is funny in and of itself without trying to imply any crass innuendo.

someone say banjo?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htTLWC1unMc

[steelerfan]

Isn't that requirement to live in Texas? 4 wheel drive vehicle, preferably a truck. Have a gun rack install on said truck. Cowboy hat, preferably ten gallon size. Cowboy boots. Minimum 3 guns per person, at least two must be hunting rifles, then you must prove that yours is bigger than anyone else's and you are willing to go as far as is required to prove it. Listen to country music. Enjoy looking at cattle (dirty thoughts about the cattle are permitted but must be kept to one's self). Willing to learn to play the banjo.

I'm probably forgetting some others, but that's a pretty good start. :D

I drive a Trailblazer, no gun rack, no cowboy hats or boots (in fact I often ask people why they think it is socially acceptable to dress thess this way, I wouldn't run around dressed like a pirate, viking, Red Coat etc), I don't own a gun, I don't hunt (not against it, just not a hillbilly), I don't care if mine's the biggest as long as it's bigger than the last guy's was, I hate country music, don't care about any form of live stock, and - banjo? - I think that's rural Ohio, West Virginia, and Tennessee.

[psuexv]

I don't care if mine's the biggest as long as it's bigger than the last guy's was,

Exactly :nod:

[jaymo76]

I feel the need to defend Steeler here. He may be a drunk, a womanizer, an alcoholic.... but he is not a communist! ... :)

[steelerfan]

I feel the need to defend Steeler here. He may be a drunk, a womanizer, an alcoholic.... but he is not a communist! ... :)

Thank you, I think. :D

[psusnoop]

:D

[SmoothPancakes]

haha enjoy looking at cattle. That line is funny in and of itself without trying to imply any crass innuendo.

Well, I could have said and gone with something else about the cattle. Such as: http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx305/SmoothPancakes/Smilies/e289085.gif

;)

[JBHuskers]

Well, I could have said and gone with something else about the cattle. Such as: http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx305/SmoothPancakes/Smilies/e289085.gif

;)

http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx305/SmoothPancakes/Smilies/e289085.gif

:fp:

[SmoothPancakes]

Or Steelerfan and his prison buddy he ran into. http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx305/SmoothPancakes/Smilies/e289087.gif

:D

[steelerfan]

You have a lot of homo-erotic fantasies, Smooth. It's not healthy, and quite disturbing. You should seek some sort of counseling (not from a priest). :smh:

[JBHuskers]

You have a lot of homo-erotic fantasies, Smooth. It's not healthy, and quite disturbing. You should seek some sort of counseling (not from a priest). :smh:

Either that or he has fantasies of two bananas going at it....either the fruit or the member.

[JBHuskers]

What is today? :up:

[psusnoop]

Game time!!

[psuexv]

What is today? :up:

October???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFuU8b_6xnQ&feature=player_detailpage#t=105s

[JBHuskers]

October???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFuU8b_6xnQ&feature=player_detailpage#t=105s

:D haha IT'S NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY!!!!!!!!!!

[steelerfan]

What is today? :up:

Thursday!!!!!!!!!!!

And with the day I've had...... :sf:

[psuexv]

And with the day I've had

Someone wake up on your table?

[steelerfan]

Someone wake up on your table?

Lol, no. I've been out of that business for 3+ years.

[psuexv]

Lol, no. I've been out of that business for 3+ years.

Ahhh... what are you doing now? I've got a whole list of mortuary jokes I need to rewrite :fp:

[JBHuskers]

We can still pretend that he works at the mortuary. We can write it into S&M.

[psusnoop]

Oh now that would certainly fit in there well too. :D

[steelerfan]

We can still pretend that he works at the mortuary. We can write it into S&M.

I maintain my licensing. ;)

[steelerfan]

Ok. Beer number 1 is in hand. :sf:

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[Deuce]

Ok. Beer number 1 is in hand. :sf:

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May the force be with you.

[JBHuskers]

Ok. Beer number 1 is in hand. :sf:

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:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

[ram29jackson]

how much money you make to waste it on 30 beers on an evening out ?..its gotta be between 3 and 6 bucks a beer..?

[psusnoop]

Money shit, :sf: has fans like yourself to buy for him all night!

[SmoothPancakes]

Money shit, :sf: has fans like yourself to buy for him all night!

Including prison buddies.

[ram29jackson]

Money shit, :sf: has fans like yourself to buy for him all night!

:Dunemployed people with no money pay for his drinks ?:D I'm a fan?...:D

I guess I am cause he gets to do stupid stuff while I sit here...

[psusnoop]

Lol :D:D

[JBHuskers]

how much money you make to waste it on 30 beers on an evening out ?..its gotta be between 3 and 6 bucks a beer..?

Why / How is Ram the moral compass of this thread? :dunno:

[ram29jackson]

Why / How is Ram the moral compass of this thread? :dunno:

morals ? i'm talking expenses:D

[psusnoop]

Update update update

[steelerfan]

My usual bar trip is around $75, fwiw. Yes, I usually get done free drinks. No, SP, no prison guys. Keep your filth in the Hobbit thread. :sf:

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[JBHuskers]

Keep your filth in the Hobbit thread. :sf:

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:D :D

[psusnoop]

:D:D

[steelerfan]

Just discovered there is a My Touch Tunes App. I can play the jukebox from my phone, lol. These fuckers are in trouble, lol.

:sf:

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[psuexv]

Just discovered there is a My Touch Tunes App. I can play the jukebox from my phone, lol. These fuckers are in trouble, lol.

:sf:

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Awesome... Bring out the New Kids

[psusnoop]

:D:D new kids lol

[JBHuskers]

Just discovered there is a My Touch Tunes App. I can play the jukebox from my phone, lol. These fuckers are in trouble, lol.

:sf:

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:D :D :D I am getting that app!

[baseballplyrmvp]

now he can do karaoke anytime he wants.

[JBHuskers]

Just discovered there is a My Touch Tunes App. I can play the jukebox from my phone, lol. These fuckers are in trouble, lol.

:sf:

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Dammit, I can't find the app?

[steelerfan]

Dammit, I can't find the app?

Go to the android app store, search: my touch tunes.

:sf:

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[JBHuskers]

Go to the android app store, search: my touch tunes.

:sf:

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I did....nothing :sf:

[JBHuskers]

Go to the android app store, search: my touch tunes.

:sf:

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I took out the "my" just Touch Tunes :up:

[steelerfan]

I took out the "my" just Touch Tunes :up:

I guess it doesn't like your touch as much as mine.

:sf:

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[steelerfan]

Gonna head to bar 2 soon. This place is about to start a DJ. He'll be laying down some dope beats. Lame.

:sf:

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[JBHuskers]

I guess it doesn't like your touch as much as mine.

:sf:

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:D imagine if we go to another community day the havoc we can unleash

[steelerfan]

:D imagine if we go to another community day the havoc we can unleash

:smh:

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[JBHuskers]

:smh:

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C'mon...tell me you wouldn't want to alternate Barry Manilow with death metal...

[steelerfan]

C'mon...tell me you wouldn't want to alternate Barry Manilow with death metal...

You said, "man-a-low".

:sf:

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[ram29jackson]

C'mon...tell me you wouldn't want to alternate Barry Manilow with death metal...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYd58fpaEws

[ram29jackson]

chipmunks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdFQ7q6j2qE&feature=related

[steelerfan]

Closed st bar 1, per the tab, 11 beers.

:sf:

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[JBHuskers]

Closed st bar 1, per the tab, 11 beers.

:sf:

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:up: :sf: :sf: :sf: :sf: :sf: :up:

[ram29jackson]

do this at karaoke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gma5IUNMTn0&feature=related

[psuexv]

:up: :sf: :sf: :sf: :sf: :sf: :up:

:deadhorse: :D

[steelerfan]

This shit is outta hand. Lolololol

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[psuexv]

This shit is outta hand. Lolololol

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Lol carbombs FTW :up:

[steelerfan]

Ok. SP'd boy was here. Found out he's a dealer. Oooops! Honestly don't knoe how the fuck he knew me. Don't roll like that!

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[steelerfan]

:sf:

Fuck yeah!

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[JBHuskers]

This shit is outta hand. Lolololol

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Time for a LUNCHBOX!!!!!!!!!!!

[ram29jackson]

Ok. SP'd boy was here. Found out he's a dealer. Oooops! Honestly don't knoe how the fuck he knew me. Don't roll like that!

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who/whats that ?

[psusnoop]

I second the lunchbox, let's end this night with a boom!

[JBHuskers]

Been an hour and a half since we last heard from Steelerfan :o :D :sf:

[ram29jackson]

is lunchbox a slang term or a place ?

[JBHuskers]

is lunchbox a slang term or a place ?

It's a shot....a very hefty shot.

[ram29jackson]

time and again, why do people try potent shots after already having enough beer ? its never a good idea :D

[steelerfan]

I'm hammered. :sg:

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[ram29jackson]

I'm hammered. :sg:

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and miss firing the smileys :D

[steelerfan]

If what it is......

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[ram29jackson]

If what it is......

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:D yes it is

[JBHuskers]

I'm hammered. :sg:

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If what it is......

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:fp: :D :sf: http://www.w54.biz/images/smilies/iconsex-poundit.gif

[JBHuskers]

On the phone w/ :sf: @ 3am while he is in a Whataburger drive thru :D

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[steelerfan]

Ok., Soo, tomorrow night, steelerfan is going g to a party. Bartender + chicks. Fuck yeah.

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[ram29jackson]

Ok., Soo, tomorrow night, steelerfan is going g to a party. Bartender + chicks. Fuck yeah.

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think youll be awake for it ?

[psusnoop]

Ok., Soo, tomorrow night, steelerfan is going g to a party. Bartender + chicks. Fuck yeah.

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FTW!! Nice.

Lol at this ending of the night, well done :clap:

[psusnoop]

think youll be awake for it ?

I don't really know anyone that wouldn't be able to do this. Party with chicks....:easy:

[SmoothPancakes]

Money shit, :sf: has fans like yourself to buy for him all night!


Including prison buddies.


My usual bar trip is around $75, fwiw. Yes, I usually get done free drinks. No, SP, no prison guys. Keep your filth in the Hobbit thread. :sf:

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Ok. SP'd boy was here. Found out he's a dealer. Oooops! Honestly don't knoe how the fuck he knew me. Don't roll like that!

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No prison guys eh? http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx305/SmoothPancakes/Smilies/e133147.gif

And anyone seeing a connection here? Steelerfan used to work in a mortuary. He knows someone who used to be in prison. That person turns out to be a dealer. Hmm... A little extra curricular activities with ex-prison buddy dealers while you working in the mortuary there steeler?

[psuexv]

And anyone seeing a connection here? Steelerfan used to work in a mortuary. He knows someone who used to be in prison. That person turns out to be a dealer. Hmm... A little extra curricular activities with ex-prison buddy dealers while you working in the mortuary there steeler?

And he lives in Texas... someone might have been stuffing "goods" into the bodies to get them over the border.. hmmmm

[psuexv]

No escapades tonight?

[steelerfan]

No escapades tonight?

Doubt it. I think I'm going to settle in with NCAA 12.

This thread may be dormant for a while. I have my daughter virtually all of July.

[JBHuskers]

With the NCAA 12 madness I forgot all about this tonight :D

[ram29jackson]

With the NCAA 12 madness I forgot all about this tonight :D

big dealll, youll miss an evening of a guy drinking and tapatalking drunk banana smileys all night :D

[JBHuskers]

:sf: tomorrow?

[steelerfan]

:sf: tomorrow?

No. I have my daughter all month. She goes home for one weekend (supposed to be this coming weekend) so I'll be :sf: then.

I just had a couple cases of Yuengling arrive from Orlando last night, so I'll be taking care of that if nothing else. :nod:

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[JBHuskers]

mmmmmmmmmmm Yuengling

[psuexv]

I just had a couple cases of Yuengling arrive from Orlando last night, so I'll be taking care of that if nothing else. :nod:

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mmmmmmmmmmm Yuengling

LOL, you take it for granted being able to get it anytime that you want. Toured the brewery once and it was awesome.

[ram29jackson]

I'VE never even heard of it ?

[psusnoop]

Your missing out Ram, good stuff.

[Deuce]

Just had some this past weekend at my parents house.

It's from the oldest brewery in America, correct?

[JBHuskers]

It needs to be in Nebraska (and Texas) dammit!

[psuexv]

I'VE never even heard of it ?

Oldest brewery in the country :nod:

[psusnoop]

Just had some this past weekend at my parents house.

It's from the oldest brewery in America, correct?

That would be correct, we are very spoiled here in PA.

JB guess you guys need to come up to a PSU vs NEB game and we will make our tailgate just a Yuengling fest so to speak.

[Deuce]

It needs to be in Nebraska (and Texas) dammit!

I'll have to ask my dad where he got it. I can't imagine OKlahoma has it...hell, if you want Texas beer in Ok you have to buy it from a liquor store.

[SmoothPancakes]

My favorite beer, and one of the best I've ever had, Negra Modelo, imported from Mexico. Goddamn that beer is good!

[JBHuskers]

That would be correct, we are very spoiled here in PA.

JB guess you guys need to come up to a PSU vs NEB game and we will make our tailgate just a Yuengling fest so to speak.

:sf:

[Deuce]

Sierra Nevada or Stella is my fav.

[psusnoop]

I could only imagine that tailgate, E would be in real trouble and I myself have been known to have issues when we play Nebraska :D:D:D

[morsdraconis]

I'm a pussy that enjoys ice cold Killian's Irish Red as my beer of choice.

[JBHuskers]

I'm a pussy that enjoys ice cold Killian's Irish Red as my beer of choice.

LOL how does that make you a pussy, enjoying a Zima makes you a pussy.

[psuexv]

LOL how does that make you a pussy, enjoying a Zima makes you a pussy.

Only if you put a Jolly Roger in it

[JBHuskers]

Only if you put a Jolly Roger in it

Roger or Rancher? :sick:

[psuexv]

Roger or Rancher? :sick:

Lol rancher....jolly roger is when the Buccos win. Since they've been doing that a bunch I guess it's on my mind

[steelerfan]

My favorites in no particular order: Yuengling, Rolling Rock, Grolsch.

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[JBHuskers]

Lol rancher....jolly roger is when the Buccos win. Since they've been doing that a bunch I guess it's on my mind

I think you were just thinking about banging a pirate and hoping he'd spike your Zima with a rufi.