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psuexv
07-06-2011, 08:36 PM
Argh me matey ;)

psuexv
07-06-2011, 08:38 PM
My favorites in no particular order: Yuengling, Rolling Rock, Grolsch.

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Rolling Rock is awesome. Local bar used to do a thing called the case race, all they would sell all day is cases of RR ponies. Everyone bought a case and got hammered, good times

psuexv
07-06-2011, 08:41 PM
I can drink about anything, if I'm in for the longhaul give me some Budweiser. Big fan of the Sam Adams' too. :nod:

Oh and Magic Hat, damn I'm thirsty

morsdraconis
07-06-2011, 09:15 PM
LOL how does that make you a pussy, enjoying a Zima makes you a pussy.

I've heard it's college beer (though I was too damn poor at college to buy it) and therefore pussy beer but I definitely agree with Zima is definitely pussy beer.

Rolling Rock and MGW are both great chillin' and crackin' open a few beers and are definitely interspersed with Killian's as well.

psusnoop
07-07-2011, 07:18 AM
I can drink about anything, if I'm in for the longhaul give me some Budweiser. Big fan of the Sam Adams' too. :nod:

Oh and Magic Hat, damn I'm thirsty

That there says it all, with all these smart phones flying around the tailgates this year things could get real ugly for some of us.

steelerfan
07-07-2011, 10:32 AM
That there says it all, with all these smart phones flying around the tailgates this year things could get real ugly for some of us.

Wait.

What?

:sf:

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psusnoop
07-07-2011, 01:40 PM
LMFAO :D:D I just reread that again and I can't stop laughing. I almost puked from laughing so hard. :D:D

ram29jackson
07-07-2011, 06:07 PM
Oldest brewery in the country :nod:

:D I doubt they are the first ones to say that..


so this is a- other side of the States thing ? I havent asked any friends out here if they heard of it , yet ..?

steelerfan
07-07-2011, 07:24 PM
:D I doubt they are the first ones to say that..


so this is a- other side of the States thing ? I havent asked any friends out here if they heard of it , yet ..?

It is recognized as the oldest brewery in America (1829), and yes, it's an East Coast beer.

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steelerfan
07-07-2011, 11:56 PM
For the record, I didn't get out tonight, but I had about 15 Yuenglings. Some friends came over to enjoy the brew.

:sf:

I'll be out tomorrow, with the potential for drama. Stay tuned!

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psuexv
07-08-2011, 09:32 AM
It is recognized as the oldest brewery in America (1829), and yes, it's an East Coast beer.

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:D I doubt they are the first ones to say that..


so this is a- other side of the States thing ? I havent asked any friends out here if they heard of it , yet ..?

Oldest operating brewery in the nation......

JBHuskers
07-08-2011, 10:14 AM
Oldest operating brewery in the nation......

Tell them to distribute to Nebraska, dammit!

psuexv
07-08-2011, 11:17 AM
Tell them to distribute to Nebraska, dammit!

I'll see what I can do :D

steelerfan
07-08-2011, 11:21 AM
I'll see what I can do :D

I'm sure Schaefer has a stranglehold on the Nebraska market. :nod:

psusnoop
08-03-2011, 03:57 PM
Bumping this because I'm hearing rumors for tomorrow night. :sf: is back and it could be a great night tomorrow night!! :D

JBHuskers
08-03-2011, 03:58 PM
:up: July is over so :sf: time :beer:

psusnoop
08-03-2011, 03:59 PM
:up: July is over so :sf: time :beer:

Perfect timing for :beer: :nod:

JBHuskers
08-03-2011, 04:00 PM
Perfect timing for :beer: :nod:

:+1:

Plus it's dart league / karaoke night :beer: so even better timing for tonight!

SmoothPancakes
08-03-2011, 04:03 PM
Bumping this because I'm hearing rumors for tomorrow night. :sf: is back and it could be a great night tomorrow night!! :D

I hear his buddy from prison has been missing hanging out with him in the bars. :D

psuexv
08-03-2011, 04:06 PM
I hear his buddy from prison has been missing hanging out with him in the bars. :D

LOL, forgot about the dude from prison....Awesome

JBHuskers
08-03-2011, 04:06 PM
I just love the usage of the TouchTunes app to play death metal :D

steelerfan
08-03-2011, 04:11 PM
I'm at a bar now. :D

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morsdraconis
08-03-2011, 04:15 PM
Cheating on Thursday man. :smh:

SmoothPancakes
08-03-2011, 04:16 PM
Cheating on Thursday man. :smh:

:+1:

:smh:

steelerfan
08-03-2011, 04:45 PM
July was a long month.

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steelerfan
08-04-2011, 09:09 PM
Ok. I'm at the bar.

I had some kind of sinus infection like 2 weeks ago and now, as of yesterday, I can't hear out of my left ear. I also can't tell how loud I'm talking so, with my offensive vernacular, it should make things interesting. :D

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Deuce
08-04-2011, 09:14 PM
Ok. I'm at the bar.

I had some kind of sinus infection like 2 weeks ago and now, as of yesterday, I can't hear out of my left ear. I also can't tell how loud I'm talking so, with my offensive vernacular, it should make things interesting. :D

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Hopefully you don't sound like Marlee Matlin. ;)


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steelerfan
08-04-2011, 09:24 PM
Some bulldyke played a bunch of dance music so I keep slipping Slayer songs into her lineup and she is baffled and people are asking her wtf. Lol. No one else has gone to the jukebox so they can't figure it out. :D

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steelerfan
08-04-2011, 09:32 PM
That didn't last long, lol. The dumbass bartender skipped one of my songs, so I started bitching. Lol.

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JBHuskers
08-04-2011, 10:19 PM
That didn't last long, lol. The dumbass bartender skipped one of my songs, so I started bitching. Lol.

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LMAO what did the bartender say?

psuexv
08-04-2011, 10:37 PM
Some bulldyke played a bunch of dance music

Those don't mix :smh:

steelerfan
08-04-2011, 10:42 PM
LMAO what did the bartender say?

He actually got scared, gave me a dollar, and asked if that made us "still friends". What a douche.

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JBHuskers
08-04-2011, 10:42 PM
He actually got scared, gave me a dollar, and asked if that made us "still friends". What a douche.

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LMAO "still friends"

baseballplyrmvp
08-04-2011, 10:43 PM
sounds like :sf: has a *** stalker

SmoothPancakes
08-04-2011, 10:52 PM
sounds like :sf: has a *** stalker

Thursday night escapades indeed. :D An old prison buddy, and a *** stalker bartender. :D

psuexv
08-04-2011, 10:57 PM
He actually got scared, gave me a dollar, and asked if that made us "still friends". What a douche.

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Lol when you first said stupid bartender I immediately thought it was a chick

morsdraconis
08-04-2011, 11:15 PM
Lol when you first said stupid bartender I immediately thought it was a chick

:D

I'd say fuck that bar and hit bar #2 (or 3? ;))

steelerfan
08-04-2011, 11:18 PM
:D

I'd say fuck that bar and hit bar #2 (or 3? ;))

I'm at #2 now. It's a relatively homo-free environment. :up:

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morsdraconis
08-04-2011, 11:19 PM
:up:

Fuckin' loser bar fucks with their dance music. Gah.

baseballplyrmvp
08-04-2011, 11:24 PM
if only there was a web video of :sf: singing dancing queen while hammered on stage.

steelerfan
08-04-2011, 11:58 PM
:up:

Fuckin' loser bar fucks with their dance music. Gah.

Yep. ***.

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steelerfan
08-05-2011, 12:00 AM
if only there was a web video of :sf: singing dancing queen while hammered on stage.

Not gonna happen. :D

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steelerfan
08-05-2011, 12:51 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4c_wI6kQyE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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steelerfan
08-05-2011, 01:16 AM
About to do Material Girl with my buddy's wife. Lol.

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steelerfan
08-05-2011, 01:36 AM
Didn't happen. Ran out of time.



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steelerfan
08-05-2011, 01:58 AM
If :sf: wants to touch your hair, let it happen.

/real talk from steelerfan

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morsdraconis
08-05-2011, 02:06 AM
That's what Bubba said...

SmoothPancakes
08-05-2011, 02:44 AM
Ahh, nothing like the escapades of a drunken :sf: to make for great Thursday night/Friday morning reading. :D

steelerfan
08-05-2011, 03:11 AM
Home.

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SmoothPancakes
08-05-2011, 03:25 AM
Well that's disappointing. No more escapades. :(

JBHuskers
08-05-2011, 08:42 AM
If :sf: wants to touch your hair, let it happen.

/real talk from steelerfan

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Oh lord.

ram29jackson
08-05-2011, 05:28 PM
If :sf: wants to touch your hair, let it happen.

/real talk from steelerfan

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or what ? you'll starting acting like Lenny from " Mice and Men "..?

steelerfan
08-05-2011, 06:25 PM
Lol. There's no interesting story there. Just saw some girl go psycho on some guy. She was young, and trashed.

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JBHuskers
08-05-2011, 06:50 PM
Lol. There's no interesting story there. Just saw some girl go psycho on some guy. She was young, and trashed.

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You shoulda introduced her to Slayer.

JerzeyReign
08-06-2011, 02:46 PM
My TGT bucketlist has been completed! I've finally found out who was :sf: !!

JBHuskers
08-06-2011, 02:49 PM
My TGT bucketlist has been completed! I've finally found out who was :sf: !!

:D

psusnoop
08-06-2011, 03:44 PM
My TGT bucketlist has been completed! I've finally found out who was :sf: !!

:D:D

morsdraconis
08-06-2011, 07:00 PM
:D :D :D

SmoothPancakes
08-06-2011, 07:36 PM
:D :D :D :D

JBHuskers
08-06-2011, 07:39 PM
:D :D :D :D :D

adding on to the pyramid I guess :dunno:

steelerfan
08-06-2011, 08:59 PM
:fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp:

morsdraconis
08-06-2011, 09:29 PM
:fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp:

JBHuskers
08-06-2011, 09:44 PM
On Tapatalk it looks like fap fap fap :D

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morsdraconis
08-06-2011, 09:55 PM
You messed up the reverse pyramid!

SmoothPancakes
08-06-2011, 09:57 PM
Leave it to JB. :fp:

JBHuskers
08-06-2011, 10:03 PM
You messed up the reverse pyramid!

Good :D

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steelerfan
08-06-2011, 11:35 PM
Good :D

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Fucker.

:fp:

JBHuskers
08-06-2011, 11:39 PM
Fucker.

:fp:

You brought her.

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psuexv
08-11-2011, 08:49 PM
What's the status tonight :sf:?

steelerfan
08-11-2011, 09:43 PM
What's the status tonight :sf:?

Contemplating whether to get out our not.

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steelerfan
08-11-2011, 10:24 PM
Ok. Bellied-up to the bar now. :up:

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SmoothPancakes
08-11-2011, 10:32 PM
Contemplating whether to get out our not.

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You pussy. Get your ass out there!

steelerfan
08-11-2011, 10:42 PM
You pussy. Get your ass out there!

Read the post right above the one where you called me a pussy, dumbass. ;)

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morsdraconis
08-11-2011, 10:44 PM
The poll that's still at the top of this is completely pointless (and probably horribly misleading considering it has no emoticons for the choices anymore). It makes this thread that much more silly. :sf:

baseballplyrmvp
08-11-2011, 10:45 PM
i never got a chance to vote :(

psuexv
08-11-2011, 10:45 PM
Read the post right above the one where you called me a pussy, dumbass. ;)

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:D it's going to be a good night

SmoothPancakes
08-11-2011, 10:47 PM
Read the post right above the one where you called me a pussy, dumbass. ;)

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Yeah, I saw that after I replied (since I was replying while still on the previous page). Just didn't feel like putting in the effort to make an edit and addition to my post. ;)

steelerfan
08-11-2011, 10:54 PM
Yeah, I saw that after I replied (since I was replying while still on the previous page). Just didn't feel like putting in the effort to make an edit and addition to my post. ;)

Lol.

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steelerfan
08-11-2011, 10:55 PM
Fuck the Ravens, btw.

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ram29jackson
08-11-2011, 11:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNRlcjz3acU

steelerfan
08-11-2011, 11:04 PM
Can't hear that video, but lol.

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ram29jackson
08-11-2011, 11:07 PM
Can't hear that video, but lol.

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you will later

JBHuskers
08-11-2011, 11:07 PM
i never got a chance to vote :(

Yeah, you were like two months too late :D

psuexv
08-11-2011, 11:08 PM
Fuck the Ravens, btw.

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And the Browns and Bengals

steelerfan
08-11-2011, 11:09 PM
And the Browns and Bengals

+1

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steelerfan
08-11-2011, 11:10 PM
My belches still taste like LJS. This could end badly, lol.

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psuexv
08-11-2011, 11:12 PM
My belches still taste like LJS. This could end badly, lol.

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:smh: he's repeating himself already

psuexv
08-11-2011, 11:13 PM
Have them line you up a hand grenade and get us a video

steelerfan
08-11-2011, 11:13 PM
:smh: he's repeating himself already

I said "still". ;)

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morsdraconis
08-11-2011, 11:13 PM
Have them line you up a hand grenade and get us a video

:+1: x billion

ram29jackson
08-11-2011, 11:14 PM
Rams in 2011 !!:D

JBHuskers
08-11-2011, 11:14 PM
:smh: he's repeating himself already

And he has the audacity to call me a post whore.

psuexv
08-11-2011, 11:30 PM
And he has the audacity to call me a post whore.

Lol, I can hear it now.... With a little slur, audio city? As :sf: turns to the girl on the barstool beside him, hey honey what the F is this word? Ok now let me touch your hair

steelerfan
08-11-2011, 11:36 PM
And he has the audacity to call me a post whore.

Lol. Bitch, you have 3x the posts I do. :D

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morsdraconis
08-12-2011, 12:03 AM
Lol. Bitch, you have 3x the posts I do. :D

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I know right? :smh:

steelerfan
08-12-2011, 12:25 AM
I know right? :smh:

Yep.

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psusnoop
08-12-2011, 06:23 AM
Son of a bitch, I pass out early last night and see what I miss. I knew I should have checked in after I got early information that a possible :sf: outing was in motion.

Damn damn damn.....

:D:D:D

steelerfan
08-18-2011, 05:21 PM
No bar hopping tonight.

My daughter's 10th birthday was yesterday so I picked her up last evening and she's spending a couple of days with me.

Steelers and Eagles tonight. :nod:

JBHuskers
08-18-2011, 05:23 PM
No bar hopping tonight.

My daughter's 10th birthday was yesterday so I picked her up last evening and she's spending a couple of days with me.

Steelers and Eagles tonight. :nod:

Shit. Just make her the DD :nod: she has GTA driving experience :up: :easy:

steelerfan
08-18-2011, 05:25 PM
Yeah, but most of that experience is driving a bus in the subway. :D

morsdraconis
08-18-2011, 05:46 PM
:D

psuexv
08-18-2011, 07:06 PM
Yeah, but most of that experience is driving a bus in the subway. :D

So it would be exactly like you driving home on a regular :sf: Thursday :easy:

psusnoop
08-18-2011, 07:25 PM
Shit. Just make her the DD :nod: she has GTA driving experience :up: :easy:

:D

:sf: Buses are cool have her pick up passengers and charge fees :easy: cheap night :+1:

psusnoop
08-18-2011, 08:04 PM
No bar hopping tonight.

My daughter's 10th birthday was yesterday so I picked her up last evening and she's spending a couple of days with me.

Steelers and Eagles tonight. :nod:

Happy Birthday!!!!!!

ram29jackson
08-18-2011, 09:31 PM
the NFL network isnt showing Eagles - Steelers..at least not right now

ram29jackson
08-18-2011, 09:34 PM
Shit. Just make her the DD :nod: she has GTA driving experience :up: :easy:

you let a 9 year old play GTA ?... I'll try to ignore that...

JBHuskers
08-18-2011, 09:56 PM
you let a 9 year old play GTA ?... I'll try to ignore that...

Ram. The moral compass of TGT.

steelerfan
08-18-2011, 09:57 PM
the NFL network isnt showing Eagles - Steelers..at least not right now

Check FOX, lol.

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steelerfan
08-18-2011, 10:07 PM
you let a 9 year old play GTA ?... I'll try to ignore that...

No, she's 10 now. :D

And she's very well adjusted. She makes A's in school, loves the Disney Channel, is a cheerleader, and a Girl Scout. She corrects me when I swear, she is a very good kid.

Now, mind you, she doesn't even know there are strip clubs and prostitutes on the game. I don't think she'd even know what those things are just yet.

As for violence in the game, she used to spend Spring Break at the funeral home with me. She's seen alot. She probably has a better grasp of life and death than 95% of adults.

My kid is fine.

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morsdraconis
08-18-2011, 10:18 PM
No, she's 10 now. :D

And she's very well adjusted. She makes A's in school, loves the Disney Channel, is a cheerleader, and a Girl Scout. She corrects me when I swear, she is a very good kid.

Now, mind you, she doesn't even know there are strip clubs and prostitutes on the game. I don't think she'd even know what those things are just yet.

As for violence in the game, she used to spend Spring Break at the funeral home with me. She's seen alot. She probably has a better grasp of life and death than 95% of adults.

My kid is fine.

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:up:

Sounds like an awesome kid.

steelerfan
08-18-2011, 10:23 PM
:up:

Sounds like an awesome kid.

Thanks, man. She really is.

I was really surprised when she told me that she wanted to stay in Girl Scouts (at age 7) because it will help her get a scholarship.

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SmoothPancakes
08-18-2011, 10:25 PM
Thanks, man. She really is.

I was really surprised when she told me that she wanted to stay in Girl Scouts (at age 7) because it will help her get a scholarship.

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Damn, that is an awesome kid. Most kids that age are too busy picking their nose, complaining about you not buying orange or grape drink (or whatever else) at the store, and watching whatever cartoon kids watch these days.

steelerfan
08-18-2011, 10:29 PM
Damn, that is an awesome kid. Most kids that age are too busy picking their nose, complaining about you not buying orange or grape drink (or whatever else) at the store, and watching whatever cartoon kids watch these days.

Lol, I know. When she said that, I was like wtf? Then I started thinking about beer, farting, and boobs. :D

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steelerfan
08-18-2011, 10:29 PM
This is certainly a different Thursday night for this thread. :D

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psuexv
08-19-2011, 10:12 AM
Thanks, man. She really is.

I was really surprised when she told me that she wanted to stay in Girl Scouts (at age 7) because it will help her get a scholarship.

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Wish I would have stayed in the Boy Scouts... I got kicked out for eating all the Brownies :D :D

steelerfan
08-19-2011, 10:21 PM
Making up for last night, tonight. :sf:

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baseballplyrmvp
08-19-2011, 10:50 PM
find a couple of beer buddies, have the bartender play AC/DC's "Have a Drink on Me"......then take a drink every time they say that line. lol

steelerfan
08-20-2011, 03:13 AM
I'm fucking wasted. :nod:

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Nothingface
08-20-2011, 03:28 AM
I drank 2 beers in 4 hours tonight. :))

steelerfan
08-20-2011, 08:17 PM
More :sf: tonight. :))

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jaymo76
08-20-2011, 09:13 PM
257

It's gonna be a good night...

steelerfan
08-20-2011, 09:32 PM
Lol. No.

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SmoothPancakes
08-20-2011, 09:47 PM
257

It's gonna be a good night...

So that's what Mrs. Steelerfan looks like. :D

steelerfan
08-20-2011, 09:57 PM
So that's what Mrs. Steelerfan looks like. :D

Uh, no. There is no Mrs. Steelerfan anymore. If that's the best I could do, there never would be either. :D

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psuexv
08-20-2011, 10:43 PM
Sister in laws wedding = :sf: :nod:

jaymo76
08-20-2011, 11:13 PM
So that's what Mrs. Steelerfan looks like. :D

If Steeler plays his cards right (and drinks say 23-24 beer) she could be the NEXT Mrs. Ex-Steelerfan :)

steelerfan
08-20-2011, 11:30 PM
If Steeler plays his cards right (and drinks say 23-24 beer) she could be the NEXT Mrs. Ex-Steelerfan :)

First, she looks Canadian. A big negative. Second, it would take alot more than a case. Guys on this site can bear witness that I'm still fully functional after such a measley amount. :sf: :D

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psusnoop
08-21-2011, 08:01 AM
No way a case would be enough, not even close!!!

SmoothPancakes
08-21-2011, 08:14 AM
I'm thinking a keg or two.

jaymo76
08-21-2011, 01:40 PM
I'm thinking a keg or two.

A buddy of mine always says that BIG women are kind of like MOPEDS... fun to ride but don't let your friends see you riding one...

SmoothPancakes
08-21-2011, 04:14 PM
A buddy of mine always says that BIG women are kind of like MOPEDS... fun to ride but don't let your friends see you riding one...

I have a buddy who says that same thing. :D

morsdraconis
08-21-2011, 10:04 PM
Big women need love too.... just not from me.

steelerfan
08-21-2011, 10:07 PM
Big women need love too.... just not from me.

:+1:

jaymo76
08-22-2011, 12:56 AM
Steeler buddy, I have been hard at work trying to find a girl for you for next thursday. Just give her a chance... she likes eating, short walks to the fridge and snuggling on the couch with a creight of brownies. She's a keeper...

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oh and don't worry, she's 100% American lol :)

SmoothPancakes
08-22-2011, 01:00 AM
:D and :sick: at the same time.

psusnoop
08-22-2011, 07:05 AM
I just ate muffins for breakfast, :sick: :sick:

Sinister
08-22-2011, 07:43 AM
I just spit my coffee out on my computer screen....I'm sick to my stomach now.

morsdraconis
08-22-2011, 08:22 AM
Motherfucker, why did I look at that?! Now I can't fuckin' unsee it!

Sinister
08-22-2011, 08:27 AM
you what's really sad, is that someone probable did hit that.:sick:

psuexv
08-22-2011, 08:30 AM
you what's really sad, is that someone probable did hit that.:sick:

yeah multiple times with a ball-peen hammer in the legs

psusnoop
08-22-2011, 10:02 AM
yeah multiple times with a ball-peen hammer in the legs

:D:D:D, come on now who wouldn't hit that once :sick:

Sinister
08-22-2011, 10:24 AM
just how many people did it take to make those underwear anyway?

SmoothPancakes
08-22-2011, 10:27 AM
just how many people did it take to make those underwear anyway?

http://thetyee.cachefly.net/News/2008/06/11/Sweatshop.png

psusnoop
08-22-2011, 10:31 AM
:D:D spot on :D:D

jaymo76
08-22-2011, 07:53 PM
you what's really sad, is that someone probable did hit that.:sick:

How would you know if you "hit that?" Seriously... think about the logistics... oh man I think I jst thhrew up a little.

Sinister
08-23-2011, 08:24 AM
Jay I'll leave that for you to ponder. I can't my dick crawls inside the more I think about.

psusnoop
08-23-2011, 09:02 AM
Go between the rolls and think of a monkey pounding a cupcake. Just go wild on that :nod:

morsdraconis
08-23-2011, 09:39 AM
:D :D :D

:smh: :smh: :smh:

:sick: :sick: :sick:

Sinister
08-23-2011, 10:05 AM
Thursday needs to come fast so we can change this conversation. thoughts starting to get really screwy in here.

jaymo76
08-23-2011, 03:26 PM
Thursday needs to come fast so we can change this conversation. thoughts starting to get really screwy in here.

No doubt. On a side note, you would be amazed how easy it is to find pics of PLANETOID-LIKE Pitt Steeler fans...

SmoothPancakes
08-23-2011, 03:29 PM
No doubt. On a side note, you would be amazed how easy it is to find pics of PLANETOID-LIKE Pitt Steeler fans...

Apparently there's a link between planetoid-like size people, and Pittsburgh Steeler fans. :D

Sinister
08-23-2011, 04:02 PM
I've seen them up close you can even see the rings and moons orbiting them....lol...ctfu

don't get too close or you'll be sucked into their gravitational pull

steelerfan
08-25-2011, 07:49 PM
Thursday night is here. :))

No earthquakes, no hurricanes, no free steaks, no bitching about patches, no fat chicks.

Just beer. :nod:

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ram29jackson
08-25-2011, 07:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SSbFjK_gnY

psusnoop
08-25-2011, 10:33 PM
So where you starting the night off local tavern or strip club? :D

SmoothPancakes
08-25-2011, 10:50 PM
So where you starting the night off local tavern or strip club? :D

Tavern. He's gotta go meet up with his prison buddy after missing their meeting last week.

psuexv
08-25-2011, 11:03 PM
Kind of quiet, no Slayer jukebox stories, no real talk from Steelerfan :dunno:

bdoughty
08-25-2011, 11:07 PM
No, she's 10 now. :D

And she's very well adjusted. She makes A's in school, loves the Disney Channel, is a cheerleader, and a Girl Scout. She corrects me when I swear, she is a very good kid.

Now, mind you, she doesn't even know there are strip clubs and prostitutes on the game. I don't think she'd even know what those things are just yet.

As for violence in the game, she used to spend Spring Break at the funeral home with me. She's seen alot. She probably has a better grasp of life and death than 95% of adults.

My kid is fine.



Congrats to her and her dad. Would not expect anything less from a fellow Steeler fan.

steelerfan
08-25-2011, 11:13 PM
Ha! Getting rolling...

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JBHuskers
08-26-2011, 12:16 AM
Drink one for me! 8/26/79!

steelerfan
08-26-2011, 12:19 AM
Drink one for me! 8/26/79!

Happy birfday, shitstain!

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SmoothPancakes
08-26-2011, 12:30 AM
Happy birfday, shitstain!

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:D :D :D

ram29jackson
08-26-2011, 12:50 AM
doesnt he mean- the drinks are on him ?!!!!

ram29jackson
08-26-2011, 12:59 AM
Aug 26 1979

box score-baseball game from that day

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/KCA/KCA197908260.shtml

another person born on that day

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1440820/

JBHuskers
08-26-2011, 12:59 AM
Happy birfday, shitstain!

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:D :D :D

steelerfan
08-26-2011, 02:22 AM
:D :D :D

At What-a -burger. \m/

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steelerfan
08-26-2011, 02:57 AM
I haven't watched any of ram's fucking videos. I'm sure it's 80's gayness. :smh:

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steelerfan
08-26-2011, 02:59 AM
Eric, I didn't misspell shit. You off me now? Including my Swype? Lol.


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steelerfan
08-26-2011, 03:00 AM
Homo.

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steelerfan
08-26-2011, 03:00 AM
Yeah, you Eric. Lol.

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psusnoop
08-26-2011, 06:14 AM
Homo.



:+1:

psuexv
08-26-2011, 09:32 AM
:+1:

Hey Snoop :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v242/eraser851/funny/FU.gif

morsdraconis
08-26-2011, 10:00 AM
:D

I fuckin' love this thread.

steelerfan
08-26-2011, 10:15 AM
:D

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psusnoop
08-26-2011, 10:17 AM
Hey Snoop :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v242/eraser851/funny/FU.gif


:D:D:D I love that gif!!! It can be used so many places

psuexv
08-26-2011, 10:28 AM
:D:D:D I love that gif!!! It can be used so many places

I was going to pull this one for you and :sf: audio NSFW


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp6olw9iaxE

psuexv
08-26-2011, 10:30 AM
:sf: at the local AA meeting getting up to talk about his addiction. Audio NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWQM6sOsd5k&feature=player_embedded#t=23s

steelerfan
08-26-2011, 10:51 AM
:sf: at the local AA meeting getting up to talk about his addiction. Audio NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWQM6sOsd5k&feature=player_embedded#t=23s

Yep. I felt like a dumbass on the stage after you stood up in the audience and described what you've done for coke. Thanks for showing me that I'm no addict. :up:

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psuexv
08-26-2011, 10:53 AM
Yep. I felt like a dumbass on the stage after you stood up in the audience and described what you've done for coke. Thanks for showing me that I'm no addict. :up:

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:D Nice try

psusnoop
08-26-2011, 01:16 PM
:D this is great stuff, I'm saddened because I actually had to do physical work today and couldn't really get in on this sooner. :D

psuexv
08-26-2011, 01:16 PM
:D this is great stuff, I'm saddened because I actually had to do physical work today and couldn't really get in on this sooner. :D

Physical work?

psusnoop
08-26-2011, 01:50 PM
Physical work?

I had to do the bottling area today :smh: not happy

psusnoop
08-26-2011, 01:52 PM
I had to do the bottling area today :smh: not happy


:fp: I'm quoting myself but anyways

**Physical Work" may be a little bit of a stretch for that area but I wasn't able to just sit around and follow the boards today. Anything preventing me from that has to be physical work right?

jaymo76
08-26-2011, 01:58 PM
Yep. I felt like a dumbass on the stage after you stood up in the audience and described what you've done for coke. Thanks for showing me that I'm no addict. :up:

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Classic!

JBHuskers
08-26-2011, 02:02 PM
Eric sucks dick for coke?

psusnoop
08-26-2011, 02:05 PM
Eric sucks dick for coke?

:D

steelerfan
08-26-2011, 02:05 PM
Eric sucks dick for coke?

That's what he said. Why? You got some you're looking to move?

JBHuskers
08-26-2011, 02:09 PM
That's what he said. Why? You got some you're looking to move?

Nah, Rick James bitch slapped me and took it all.

psuexv
08-26-2011, 02:16 PM
That's what he said. Why? You got some you're looking to move?

He'll be busy blowing Candles tonight

JBHuskers
08-26-2011, 02:17 PM
He'll be busy blowing Candles tonight

:sick: :smh:

steelerfan
08-26-2011, 02:22 PM
:D :D :D

morsdraconis
08-26-2011, 03:44 PM
:D :D :D

Again, fuckin' love this thread.

ram29jackson
08-26-2011, 05:01 PM
I haven't watched any of ram's fucking videos. I'm sure it's 80's gayness. :smh:

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youve seen zoolander before,..havent you ? :D

steelerfan
08-26-2011, 05:03 PM
youve seen zoolander before,..havent you ? :D

Nope.

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ram29jackson
08-26-2011, 06:23 PM
Nope.

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if you arent kidding, its pretty funny, you should see it. its stupid like alot of movies but Ben plays up the stupid model really well LOL

steelerfan
08-26-2011, 07:21 PM
if you arent kidding, its pretty funny, you should see it. its stupid like alot of movies but Ben plays up the stupid model really well LOL

I'm not kidding. That movie looks really dumb and way too homo-erotic for me. Glad you enjoyed it though. :up:

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SmoothPancakes
08-26-2011, 07:22 PM
I'm not kidding. That movie looks really dumb and way too homo-erotic for me. Glad you enjoyed it though. :up:

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Yeah, you're not missing anything.

ram29jackson
08-26-2011, 08:09 PM
I'm not kidding. That movie looks really dumb and way too homo-erotic for me. Glad you enjoyed it though. :up:

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LOL

baseballplyrmvp
08-26-2011, 09:09 PM
:sf: at the local AA meeting getting up to talk about his addiction. Audio NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWQM6sOsd5k&feature=player_embedded#t=23s

AA is for quitters. lol

ram29jackson
08-26-2011, 09:15 PM
AA is for quitters. lol

:D well, yeah,thats what its suppose to be for :D drum bang cymbal crash

baseballplyrmvp
08-26-2011, 09:44 PM
jeff dunham and :sf:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iMd8Pm-2EE

steelerfan
09-01-2011, 09:57 PM
Been at the bar since halftime of the Steelers game.

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JBHuskers
09-01-2011, 10:25 PM
Been at the bar since halftime of the Steelers game.

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:sf:

steelerfan
09-01-2011, 10:29 PM
:sf:

:up:

Got a Bat Signal from Honduras. Gonna leave the bar soon, lol.

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JBHuskers
09-01-2011, 11:21 PM
:up:

Got a Bat Signal from Honduras. Gonna leave the bar soon, lol.

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I'm sure you can think of more ways to call it than the Bat Signal :D

ram29jackson
09-02-2011, 12:29 AM
I think I have one Corona left..?

steelerfan
09-02-2011, 01:58 AM
http://tapatalk.com/mu/a6cd0f3a-7e50-8939.jpg

All credit to bdoughty. Still with Honduras...

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psusnoop
09-02-2011, 07:51 AM
:D:D:D

steelerfan
09-02-2011, 08:06 AM
Been a crazy night.

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JBHuskers
09-02-2011, 08:14 AM
Aye papi!

psusnoop
09-02-2011, 08:33 AM
Those are the best nights as long as the crazy night doesn't mean you spent the night in the slammer. :D:D

steelerfan
09-02-2011, 01:47 PM
No, no slammer. But I did just get home. Time for a nap. :sf:

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psusnoop
09-02-2011, 01:49 PM
No, no slammer. But I did just get home. Time for a nap. :sf:

Damn, nap hell time to sleep till tomorrow morning :D:D:D

steelerfan
09-02-2011, 01:59 PM
Damn, nap hell time to sleep till tomorrow morning :D:D:D

Nah. I may have to do it all over tonight. :sf:

Of course, now that I can - I'm wide awake. :fp:

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JBHuskers
09-02-2011, 02:27 PM
:D :D :D aye papi!

psusnoop
09-02-2011, 03:43 PM
Better start drinking again then, no sense in burning daylight.

steelerfan
09-03-2011, 04:52 AM
Just got home again. :sf:

Gonna be a long weekend. :nod:

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JBHuskers
09-03-2011, 12:04 PM
Just got home again. :sf:

Gonna be a long weekend. :nod:

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Football is on ... time to start drinking again! :sf:

steelerfan
09-08-2011, 10:10 PM
Son of a bitch. It's only 10 and I'm already hurting. :sf:

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ram29jackson
09-08-2011, 10:13 PM
what /whos, Honduras?

John Cappelletti is a super hero ?..........el oh el

steelerfan
09-08-2011, 11:45 PM
what /whos, Honduras?

John Cappelletti is a super hero ?..........el oh el

You took a what, in the what?

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ram29jackson
09-09-2011, 12:57 AM
huuh

psusnoop
09-09-2011, 07:53 AM
exactly

psuexv
09-09-2011, 08:13 AM
Yikes

JBHuskers
09-09-2011, 09:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PR_rzF8ofw

steelerfan
09-09-2011, 10:45 AM
Oh, Christ. What a fucked up night. Lol. :fp:

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SmoothPancakes
09-09-2011, 10:49 AM
Oh, Christ. What a fucked up night. Lol. :fp:

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Ran into your old prison buddy, eh? :D

JBHuskers
09-09-2011, 10:55 AM
Oh, Christ. What a fucked up night. Lol. :fp:

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What good is this post in this thread without details? :fp:

psuexv
09-09-2011, 11:15 AM
What good is this post in this thread without details? :fp:

Probably can't remember the details :whistle: or blocked them out

baseballplyrmvp
09-09-2011, 10:20 PM
Oh, Christ. What a fucked up night. Lol. :fp:

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is this any indication?

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/65/50702368.jpg

steelerfan
09-09-2011, 10:25 PM
Lol! That is awesome!

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psusnoop
09-12-2011, 10:02 AM
:sf: at his best :D:D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKeooubslwk

psuexv
09-12-2011, 10:16 AM
Anyone know this guy?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLtCs7b0Kao

psusnoop
09-12-2011, 10:26 AM
:D:D:D:D I was playing catchup all day!

ask gumper about me falling into the girls in front of me at the game :smh: damn students have to stand on the bleachers and I was in no shape to stand on something that small and high off the ground :D

Nice pull, we need more video's and pictures of our escapades.

**Also no phones for Nebraska, all bets are off and I may be divorced by Sunday morning if I end up passed out on the floor again for this one.

steelerfan
09-12-2011, 10:58 AM
Boy, you people drink too much. :smh:

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psusnoop
09-12-2011, 11:13 AM
Sensei we are trying to learn, the problem is the vicious repeat cycles we have to go through :nod:

psuexv
09-12-2011, 11:48 AM
I will say this, I don't have many great ideas but I knocked one out of the park for tailgating this year. Got one of these before the first game and we are pumping out Red Bull for Jager Bombs for pennies... http://www.sodastreamusa.com/drinksmakers.aspx :nod:

psusnoop
09-12-2011, 11:54 AM
Best idea of the year. :nod:


How are we doing on the bet? I've been unable to either remember or it's just a complete failure to comprehend during the tailgate so I'll ask now in hopes that you have any clue on where that stands right now.

psuexv
09-12-2011, 11:57 AM
Best idea of the year. :nod:


How are we doing on the bet? I've been unable to either remember or it's just a complete failure to comprehend during the tailgate so I'll ask now in hopes that you have any clue on where that stands right now.

We are 2 games in and halfway through the bottle of Red Bull syrup :nod: The bet is we won't go through a bottle before the year is up.... We're going to win

psusnoop
09-12-2011, 12:13 PM
Geez, it will be gone before we get to the home stretch this year. :easy:

steelerfan
09-30-2011, 06:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izDRx83dniQ

Just got home. Crazy night.

DariusLock
09-30-2011, 08:18 AM
No details? You tease!

baseballplyrmvp
09-30-2011, 08:31 AM
No details? You tease!

refer to post 480....

JBHuskers
09-30-2011, 08:35 AM
No details? You tease!

Here are the details:

http://clutch.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/beavis-and-butthead-dancing-gif.gif

JBHuskers
10-20-2011, 02:26 PM
:nod: :D

http://www.thegamingtailgate.com/forums/showthread.php?2136-The-GIF-Thread-SFW-(if-NSFW-use-spoiler-tags...)&p=111193&viewfull=1#post111193

JBHuskers
12-12-2011, 06:03 PM
This thread has been dormant for too long.

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steelerfan
12-12-2011, 06:49 PM
Bump :nod:

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Well, I went out to watch the Steelers game last Thursday night. I texted the bar owner a few days before to make sure they'd have the damn jukebox off during the game.

The owner turned the jukebox back on during halftime, which pissed me off because they were taking about Big Ben's injury, but I let it go.

At the start of the second half, I had some words with him about turning it off again. He relented, but I got pretty pissed, lol.

I was walking back to sit with my friends and some old bitch (50ish) with a bad Christmas sweater on asked me, "it's your fault we can't listen to music during the game?"

Already being agitated, I yelled, "it's a fucking sports bar!" and walked off.

When the game ended, I immediately bought $15 of credits on my jukebox app and kept that jukebox pumping out Slayer, Cannibal Corpse etc. Lol. Fuck them!

You wanted the jukebox on, now you got it. Deal with it!

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JBHuskers
12-12-2011, 07:14 PM
Well, I went out to watch the Steelers game last Thursday night. I texted the bar owner a few days before to make sure they'd have the damn jukebox off during the game.

The owner turned the jukebox back on during halftime, which pissed me off because they were taking about Big Ben's injury, but I let it go.

At the start of the second half, I had some words with him about turning it off again. He relented, but I got pretty pissed, lol.

I was walking back to sit with my friends and some old bitch (50ish) with a bad Christmas sweater on asked me, "it's your fault we can't listen to music during the game?"

Already being agitated, I yelled, "it's a fucking sports bar!" and walked off.

When the game ended, I immediately bought $15 of credits on my jukebox app and kept that jukebox pumping out Slayer, Cannibal Corpse etc. Lol. Fuck them!

You wanted the jukebox on, now you got it. Deal with it!

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:up: :D

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psusnoop
12-12-2011, 07:19 PM
Genius, :+1:

That's great!

morsdraconis
12-12-2011, 08:16 PM
Yeah. Fuck those motherfuckers. A jukebox in a sports bar is just fuckin' stupid to begin with. The WHOLE point of a sports bar is to watch the god damn games.