Doing Your Business at Your Place of Business Thread

[morsdraconis]

:smh:

[JBHuskers]

:D

[Sinister]

so i feel the build up its not goin to be pretty, the farts I'm lettin out in my office is ripe I can only imagine what the end result will be.

[psusnoop]

http://www.damnlol.com/watermarked/0fb0b0f58ded9c4309dbe66645c89b4d.jpg

[Sinister]

http://www.damnlol.com/watermarked/0fb0b0f58ded9c4309dbe66645c89b4d.jpg

that will be more in about 10 minutes waiting for it get to the edge

[JBHuskers]

All that dude is missing is an "I Fuck On The First Date" shirt.

[psuexv]

Weird... I don't remember eating corn yesterday :smh:

[steelerfan]

All that dude is missing is an "I Fuck On The First Date" shirt.

That, and a 10-pack of Doritos Cool Ranch tacos. :nod:

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[JBHuskers]

That, and a 10-pack of Doritos Cool Ranch tacos. :nod:

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Better make it regular Doritos Taco Bell Tacos....the Cool Ranch would blend in with that shirt.

[JBHuskers]

Right now, I can't tell if the guy in the stall next to me has a loud belt buckle, or if he is leading reindeer while on the shitter.

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[psuexv]

Right now, I can't tell if the guy in the stall next to me has a loud belt buckle, or if he is leading reindeer while on the shitter.

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Ask him

[JBHuskers]

Ask him

If we were both still on the shitter 75 minutes later, there is a problem.

[psuexv]

If we were both still on the shitter 75 minutes later, there is a problem.

Well for next time :)

[JBHuskers]

Well for next time :)

I wonder if we can get an actuary to calculate the time until I am in the stall next to the same guy from earlier.

[steelerfan]

If we were both still on the shitter 75 minutes later, there would be a Taco Bell with Doritos Tacos nearby.

Fixed.

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[psusnoop]

The day after Taco Bell
http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2117880/81905357.jpg

[steelerfan]

:nod:

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[JBHuskers]

Man I had to do the Usain Bolt to the shitter just now. :pw:

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[JBHuskers]

Someone in the stall next to me drops some nasty bombs. No courtesy flush, and doesn't even wash their hands after :smh:

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[steelerfan]

Someone in the stall next to me drops some nasty bombs. No courtesy flush, and doesn't even wash their hands after :smh:

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Do you work with Oprah???

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[JBHuskers]

:D

This dude sprints into a stall. Grunts for not even a minute like he's trying to pass a Tonka Truck. No result, gets up and leaves.

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[morsdraconis]

:D

This dude sprints into a stall. Grunts for not even a minute like he's trying to pass a Tonka Truck. No result, gets up and leaves.

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Maybe it was so big, it didn't splash, didn't wipe his ass, didn't wash his hands, and didn't flush?

[psuexv]

Maybe it was so big, it didn't splash, didn't wipe his ass, didn't wash his hands, and didn't flush?

One of the those that goes ass to water and eases into the bowl like an old man getting into a bath

[morsdraconis]

One of the those that goes ass to water and eases into the bowl like an old man getting into a bath

AKA the messy shits.

Everytime I take a shit like that, it's a pain in the ass to clean up. :smh:

[JBHuskers]

Sounded like there was no result :D

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[JBHuskers]

CNN is acting like this is a new phenomenon :D (http://t.co/nnuP6N3x)

[steelerfan]

Why doesn't that article have a link to this thread? C'mon, CNN!

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[JBHuskers]

Why doesn't that article have a link to this thread? C'mon, CNN!

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:+1:

[morsdraconis]

I hate big "news" places.

Taking a shit and reading a book/playing on your phone is the only thing you can do while taking a shit. What are you supposed to do? Listen to the fuckin' air conditioner/heater motor running, or, worse, the dude in the next stall having a fuckin' aneurysm tryin' to take a shit (or course, I normally refuse to take a shit in a bathroom with other people frequenting it - I would like to shit in peace).

[SmoothPancakes]

I generally read the newspaper while taking a shit. That's about the only time of day that I read the paper.

[morsdraconis]

I generally read the newspaper while taking a shit. That's about the only time of day that I read the paper.

I've gotten into the habit of reading a book while taking a shit. Takes a while to read the whole thing, but it's nice and relaxing and it's about the only time I'm not distracted by anything else to where I don't feel like reading.

[JBHuskers]

Went to drain the main vein, and there was someone in the handicapped stall. Not sure if he had a lot of gas or a kazoo up his butt :dunno:

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[psuexv]

The musical instrument or the little dude from the Flintstones


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-VnIwvY47c

[JBHuskers]

Nice pull :D

[JBHuskers]

Jesus Christ....dude rolls up in the stall next to me and just unloads....painting the toilet bowl....then after the initial detonation, a couple minutes later it sounds like he's emptying a ketchup bottle.

[oweb26]

Jesus Christ....dude rolls up in the stall next to me and just unloads....painting the toilet bowl....then after the initial detonation, a couple minutes later it sounds like he's emptying a ketchup bottle.

You should actually feel sorry for him, we have all been there where its actually painful to drop a duece. :D:sick:

[baseballplyrmvp]

i took a shit this morning and the long floater ended up in a question mark shape.

[JBHuskers]

You should actually feel sorry for him, we have all been there where its actually painful to drop a duece. :D:sick:

I don't think there was pain involved....from all the sounds it sounded like relief and luck that he didn't shit himself on the way there.


i took a shit this morning and the long floater ended up in a question mark shape.

You should have took a picture.

[gschwendt]

Declaration now. No turd pictures on TGT. First person to do it gets 1 week off.

[JBHuskers]

Declaration now. No turd pictures on TGT. First person to do it gets 1 week off.

:D :D :D

[morsdraconis]

Aww... And here I had one ready to upload. ;)

[SmoothPancakes]

:D :D :D

Leave it to G to go and spoil all the fun.

What if we were to put it in spoiler (or even double or triple spoiler) tags? ;)

[baseballplyrmvp]

so is this crossing the line?

http://www.myemoticons.com/images/humor/poop/stepping-in-poop.gif

[psusnoop]

Declaration now. No turd pictures on TGT. First person to do it gets 1 week off.

:D :D

[jaymo76]

Pet peeve... when at work going #2 why do people feel the need to talk to you through the stall? I'm busy... focus on yourself!

[steelerfan]

Pet peeve... when at work going #2 why do people feel the need to talk to you through the stall? I'm busy... focus on yourself!

Do you work with JB???

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[psusnoop]

Lol I was thinking the same thing :sf: :D

[JBHuskers]

I keep conversations to a minimum at the work restroom. Not the place to have one. :D Regardless if I'm shitting or pissing.

[SmoothPancakes]

This is my 5,000th post. In honor of my 5,000th post, I am hereby typing and posting it on my cell phone while sitting in a stall at work. Pictures to follow.

[baseballplyrmvp]

This is my 5,000th post. In honor of my 5,000th post, I am hereby typing and posting it on my cell phone while sitting in a stall at work. Pictures to follow.must be one long shit smooth is having.

[SmoothPancakes]

must be one long shit smooth is having.

Only the best for number 5,000. :D

[JBHuskers]

I've been at this job for over 9 years. I might be approaching my 2500th shit here.

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[DariusLock]

I had to shit 3 times at work today. Our toilet set up SUCKS! It's like from the 60's and I have to hold my junk so it doesn't touch the walls of the toilet.

[steelerfan]

I had to shit 3 times at work today. Our toilet set up SUCKS! It's like from the 60's and I have to hold my junk so it doesn't touch the walls of the toilet.

Last year, much to my dismay, I discovered that the toilets at the horse track soak my sack. There is nothing worse than being drunk after 18 hours of continuous drinking, being at the horse track, sitting down because you have to shit, and having your balls submerged in toilet water. :(

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[psuexv]

LMFAO at those last two posts

[JBHuskers]

LMFAO at those last two posts

No shit (pun intended) :D

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[JBHuskers]

I hate the molasses shits where you wipe your ass, let go of the toilet paper, and it is still stuck to your ass.

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[SCClassof93]

I keep conversations to a minimum at the work restroom. Not the place to have one. :D Regardless if I'm shitting or pissing.

Sure everyone has seen this educational video, if not, watch, listen and learn.:P


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw

[SCClassof93]

More for your education in poopology :))


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bristol_stool_chart.svg

[SCClassof93]

Just needed to check in for therapeutic reasons. Contractors will begin to demolish my bathroom here at the house in about 2 hours. My throne of some 15 years and I will part ways :(. Being self employed means that this particular throne is my personnel one....I don't share it....going to miss it :(. On the plus side it was very exciting last night to check the aisle with over 40 new thrones at Lowe's last night :)). Should have seen the guys face when I said I needed to sit on them first. This was a man of understanding :nod:

[JBHuskers]

Self employed. That explains how you can get so many rounds of Tiger Woods in. :D

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[SCClassof93]

Self employed. That explains how you can get so many rounds of Tiger Woods in. :D

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That and I don't play fifa, ssx, or hanna montana :D

[JBHuskers]

That and I don't play fifa, ssx, or hanna montana :D

Hanna Montana = http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110130152604/uncharted/images/1/18/Ps3_platinum_trophy.png

:nod:

[steelerfan]

Hanna Montana = http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110130152604/uncharted/images/1/18/Ps3_platinum_trophy.png

:nod:

http://img.tapatalk.com/62c401e2-1f47-d0a7.jpg

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[DariusLock]

More for your education in poopology :))


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bristol_stool_chart.svg

I think I created something new....

[JBHuskers]

http://img.tapatalk.com/62c401e2-1f47-d0a7.jpg

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She's 19 now :nod:

[SCClassof93]

I think I created something new....


run

[SmoothPancakes]

God I hate fucking splashback. :smh:

[SCClassof93]

God I hate fucking splashback. :smh:

+1
Sadly this is usually caused by excessive straining then that "pop" ejection of the material that hurls into the bowl at high velocity and causes "splashback".

[JBHuskers]

Just look at it as a complementary wash :D

[DariusLock]

People pay extra for that in France.

[Deuce]

So I was just doing my business at work and some dude (I assume it's a dude) sits down in the stall next to me...check out his shoes!! WTF!? Fur shoes?http://img.tapatalk.com/a69348a0-91c0-7e29.jpg


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[morsdraconis]

Be sure to berate that fuckin' loser on his *** as shit shoes.

:smh:

[Deuce]

There was no communication. Did not want any George Michael misunderstandings. :D


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[steelerfan]

Don't get caught taking photos in the Men's Room! :down: :D

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[JBHuskers]

Don't get caught taking photos in the Men's Room! :down: :D

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Woulda been fucking funny if he accidentally forgot the flash was on :D

[Deuce]

Ha. No shit. I was worried about the 'click' as well. I double checked both before I snapped the photo. :D

I will say though...if those were bowling shoes those would be bad ass!


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[steelerfan]

Ha. No shit. I was worried about the 'click' as well. I double checked both before I snapped the photo. :D

I will say though...if those were bowling shoes those would be bad ass!


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Fuck it. Let's go bowling. :nod:

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[JBHuskers]

I was going to post the Gutterballs dream sequence, but the fuckers at Universal made YouTube take it down :fp:

[SCClassof93]

I should have thought of this.

http://www.camtalent.org/pics/NOBREAKS.jpg

[SCClassof93]

http://forums.azbilliards.com//attachment.php?attachmentid=63773&d=1207703614

[SmoothPancakes]

I took a massive shit at work yesterday, stunk up the bathroom to high fucking hell. It was so damn bad, it stunk me out of there. Instead of leaving the door open and infecting the rest of the station with that smell, I shut the door and left a surprise for the next poor bastard to go in there. :D One of my co-workers went in there about 5 minutes later, came out not even 3 seconds later swearing up a storm. He didn't know who did it, but I'm sure he had some suspicions as there are only 11 guys working in our cluster of stations.

[baseballplyrmvp]

I took a massive shit at work yesterday, stunk up the bathroom to high fucking hell. It was so damn bad, it stunk me out of there. Instead of leaving the door open and infecting the rest of the station with that smell, I shut the door and left a surprise for the next poor bastard to go in there. :D One of my co-workers went in there about 5 minutes later, came out not even 3 seconds later swearing up a storm. He didn't know who did it, but I'm sure he had some suspicions as there are only 11 guys working in our cluster of stations.rofl

[SCClassof93]

I took a massive shit at work yesterday, stunk up the bathroom to high fucking hell. It was so damn bad, it stunk me out of there. Instead of leaving the door open and infecting the rest of the station with that smell, I shut the door and left a surprise for the next poor bastard to go in there. :D One of my co-workers went in there about 5 minutes later, came out not even 3 seconds later swearing up a storm. He didn't know who did it, but I'm sure he had some suspicions as there are only 11 guys working in our cluster of stations.

You are a sick man :up:

[SmoothPancakes]

You are a sick man :up:

:D Hey, it was either make one poor soul suffer, or make everyone (all 19 people in the building) suffer. Sometimes you have to sacrifice one to save the many, it's acceptable losses. Casualties will happen, it's a fact of life, what matters is how many casualties there are and if you can limit those casualties.

[JBHuskers]

http://forums.azbilliards.com//attachment.php?attachmentid=63773&d=1207703614

That's basically what's at work.

[SCClassof93]

:fp:

http://forums.azbilliards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=66397&stc=1&d=1209926357

[SCClassof93]

http://forums.azbilliards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=97034&stc=1&d=1242941726 http://www.misplaced.net/stfu/safetysigns/safety-trap.gif

[ram29jackson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp5FAbJvUEY

[SCClassof93]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp5FAbJvUEY

I was on the fence until they threw in the door hanger........ordered 3! Thanks:D

[SCClassof93]

I was telling a client friend of mine about this thread a couple of weeks ago and he told me a story about this big company he works for....this sums it up :nod:

http://lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/images/82755171384922831981.jpg

[psusnoop]

A quick, get the fuck outta here would be spewing from my mouth if that happened :D

[SCClassof93]

A quick, get the fuck outta here would be spewing from my mouth if that happened :D

He must have missed the men's room etiquettete video :dunno:

[psusnoop]

He must have missed the men's room etiquettete video :dunno:

:D or he was looking for a handout :dunno:

[SCClassof93]

:D or he was looking for a handout :dunno:

Like a crocodile, always looking for a handout :smh:

[SCClassof93]

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/2701/randome.jpg

[SCClassof93]

If I ever get off my butt and open a microbrewery/pub this will be the men's restroom :nod: There will however be a no pics policy :D

http://forums.azbilliards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=142746&stc=1&d=1277910278

[psusnoop]

:D:D at both pics

[baseballplyrmvp]

i took a massive shit when i got home from work today......and it feels like my pants are fitting way better.

[SmoothPancakes]

I just painted the bowl. Had Marcos pizza for dinner. It was like a rocket taking off, it came out with such velocity. :D

[souljahbill]

I was telling a client friend of mine about this thread a couple of weeks ago and he told me a story about this big company he works for....this sums it up :nod:

http://lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/images/82755171384922831981.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_0bvGo419g&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[SCClassof93]

Hope all of you will agree this fits in this thread :nod::D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76PU8lR5UIc

[Deuce]

Getting woken up at 2:30 AM by horrible shit pains sucks.

[steelerfan]

Getting woken up at 2:30 AM by horrible shit pains sucks.

:nod:

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[SCClassof93]

http://i.imgur.com/mDI2h.jpg

[SCClassof93]

An upgrade :nod:

http://bigteaparty.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/VaL/3_7_08_toilet_paper.jpg

[SmoothPancakes]

I achieved perfection this morning that I had only ever read about. Took a ghost shit and had a clean wipe afterwards. The perfect deuce.

[SCClassof93]

I achieved perfection this morning that I had only ever read about. Took a ghost shit and had a clean wipe afterwards. The perfect deuce.

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/fc3dae3c813df05c0feda1031430337f60a0ba61_m.gif

[baseballplyrmvp]

An upgrade :nod:

http://bigteaparty.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/VaL/3_7_08_toilet_paper.jpg

woman's bathroom? :dunno:

[SCClassof93]

woman's bathroom? :dunno:

Probably. While I like the idea of multiple choice rolls, they are WAY to close to the action for my comfort.

[Deuce]

The perfect deuce.

:fdown:

[JBHuskers]

Man, we missed the 1-year anniversary of this thread by over a month :D

I hate having to take a piss, walking up to the urinal, and then all of a sudden the bathroom is like the stock exchange.

[SmoothPancakes]

:fdown:

:D Sorry about that man.

[steelerfan]

Just squeezed a nice triple flush in the only men's bathroom in our office. Enjoy fellas!

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[Deuce]

:D Sorry about that man.

:D

[JBHuskers]

Man, lately when I'm going to the shitter, it's like travelling to the Land of 1000 Wipes.

[SCClassof93]

Man, lately when I'm going to the shitter, it's like travelling to the Land of 1000 Wipes.

Don't let Sheryl Crow know that. :smh:

[SCClassof93]

Ordered copies for all of us :))

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-f3u-F4jhGOY/TmvZyuXyQTI/AAAAAAAAFTs/FNoYMcjlGEQ/s512/YNLR6.jpg

[JBHuskers]

Sweet!

[baseballplyrmvp]

is that really a book that shows how many different positions you can be in, while on the shitter? :fp:

[SCClassof93]

http://www.amazon.com/Kama-Pootra-Mind-Blowing-Ways-Poop/dp/1402237146
is that really a book that shows how many different positions you can be in, while on the shitter? :fp:

yes it is:fp:, I know your asking, "where does he find this crap":D
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51IXyVwwmZL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg

http://www.amazon.com/Kama-Pootra-Mind-Blowing-Ways-Poop/dp/1402237146

[baseballplyrmvp]

how is it, that you can have 1 floater and 2 sinkers in the same shit? :dunno:

[souljahbill]

Show of hands:

Who looks into the bowl afterwards?

[steelerfan]

Show of hands:

Who looks into the bowl afterwards?

Unless it's a multi-flush job, always.

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[SCClassof93]

Show of hands:

Who looks into the bowl afterwards?

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-CCcX4aWDOKI/Tp3PwkcRlrI/AAAAAAAAGlM/sWcI8P1esXY/s320/301042_281062218580964_266484180038768_1008303_876 112601_n.jpg

[SCClassof93]

Hope this is not one of a kind :))

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-6rV7wbSiFkc/TqW1-EjjmPI/AAAAAAAAG5I/5BN2cMCmkTs/s512/white-trash-repairs-no-that-wasnt-the-leather-squeeking.jpg

[souljahbill]

Hope this is not one of a kind :))

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-6rV7wbSiFkc/TqW1-EjjmPI/AAAAAAAAG5I/5BN2cMCmkTs/s512/white-trash-repairs-no-that-wasnt-the-leather-squeeking.jpg

If only.....

[SmoothPancakes]

My only question is, does it recline? I like to shit relaxed and in style. :cool:

[SCClassof93]

My only question is, does it recline? I like to shit relaxed and in style. :cool:

+1, I was dreaming of color choices and dealer options. :nod:

[SCClassof93]

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-S_Sold0ZlIU/TsL2M8O-VoI/AAAAAAAAIe4/nm3nB51JtRc/s600/Funny%252520Demotivational%252520Posters.%252520Pa rt%25252059_7.jpg

[buckeye02]

I work in an aircraft hangar at night with about 30 other guys. We have 1 bathroom with 2 urinals and 1 stall. Like everything else in this hangar, everything is beat to shit. Even the stall structure. The door doesn't lock, (Hell, i'm surprised we even still have a door) and there is an oddly huge gap between the wall and the stall door. You can make eye contact with someone walking in the bathroom if you're sitting on the john.

[morsdraconis]

Wow. THAT sucks. I wouldn't be able to take a shit there AT ALL. Gotta have my privacy.

[SCClassof93]

Wow. THAT sucks. I wouldn't be able to take a shit there AT ALL. Gotta have my privacy.

:+1:

[JBHuskers]

Decided to do a little MS Paint work :D

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/achievement_unlocked_clogged.jpg

[baseballplyrmvp]

oh man....that steak that i had tonight must have still been alive. i do not feel good at all. stomach is curling over on itself. i've been on the toilet 4 times in the last 2 hours. the sharts are killin me. :sick:

[steelerfan]

Decided to do a little MS Paint work :D

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/achievement_unlocked_clogged.jpg

Almost got this achievement yesterday. I gave birth to an absolute monster just in time for lunch. :nod:

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[SCClassof93]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2263538_700b.jpg

[SCClassof93]

http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/job-fails-i-mean-its-basically-the-same-thing-right.jpg

[JBHuskers]

I'm having the most violent farts ever on the shitter here.

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[morsdraconis]

I'm having the most violent farts ever on the shitter here.

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:smh:

[buckeye02]

I actually took a shit that lasted 20 seconds.

[morsdraconis]

I actually took a shit that lasted 20 seconds.

Talk about a power shit. Damn.

[SCClassof93]

Sam's Club jumbo sized jar of creamy peanut butter deposited....carry on :up:

http://www.mtbshorts.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/peanutbutter.jpg

[SCClassof93]

Ever have one of those cake batter craps? Half a roll of toilet paper later and it is still there :smh:

[punter]

My favorite is being at work and getting a call for a pt who was had been constipated for 3 days. We get them in back of our ambulance,(BECAUSE THIS IS SOMETHING TO GO TO THE ER AT 3 AM FOR) then they shit themselves on the way there.
So I guess the moral of the story is if you can't shit call 911 at 3 in the morning and crap on a cot.

[SCClassof93]

My favorite is being at work and getting a call for a pt who was had been constipated for 3 days. We get them in back of our ambulance,(BECAUSE THIS IS SOMETHING TO GO TO THE ER AT 3 AM FOR) then they shit themselves on the way there.
So I guess the moral of the story is if you can't shit call 911 at 3 in the morning and crap on a cot.

Oh man, hate it for you :sick:

[JBHuskers]

My favorite is being at work and getting a call for a pt who was had been constipated for 3 days. We get them in back of our ambulance,(BECAUSE THIS IS SOMETHING TO GO TO THE ER AT 3 AM FOR) then they shit themselves on the way there.
So I guess the moral of the story is if you can't shit call 911 at 3 in the morning and crap on a cot.

Duly noted :D

[SCClassof93]

Women have no clue how bad our public restrooms are......KNOW THAT!

[baseballplyrmvp]

Women have no clue how bad our public restrooms are......KNOW THAT!

when using a public restroom, always use hover mode. cuz you dont know what that seat has touched.

[SCClassof93]

Depending on the style of beer I have had I can play Clapton, Hendrix or Page :D
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ML7BiV7jceo/T3odoKq8bZI/AAAAAAAAN9c/eoqDHxNl9UM/s512/acid_picdump_28.jpg

[JBHuskers]

Depending on the style of beer I have had I can play Clapton, Hendrix or Page :D
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ML7BiV7jceo/T3odoKq8bZI/AAAAAAAAN9c/eoqDHxNl9UM/s512/acid_picdump_28.jpg

Hopefully there isn't a Dragonforce option:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz6MManqikg

[steelerfan]

:fp:

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[SCClassof93]

Time for a new office :nod:
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-5dp5bh51gps/T38pG2lfFqI/AAAAAAAAOKM/Zn6W-AYVyfQ/s576/acid_picdump_62.jpg

[ram29jackson]

http://local.msn.com/events/america%E2%80%99s-best-restrooms-cool-commodes-and-lovely-loos-1

America's best restrooms

[baseballplyrmvp]

why does taking a shit have to be so hard when the seat is freezing cold?

[steelerfan]

Not my place of business, but I just had to defecate in a shithole of a bar. It was unavoidable. :(

Remind me to take 3 showers in the morning. :sick:

:sf:

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[jaymo76]

Not my place of business, but I just had to defecate in a shithole of a bar. It was unavoidable. :(

Remind me to take 3 showers in the morning. :sick:

:sf:

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You've gone this far... at this point you might as well go all the way...

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=69449,filename=steelersfan.jpg

[JBHuskers]

Not my place of business, but I just had to defecate in a shithole of a bar. It was unavoidable. :(

Remind me to take 3 showers in the morning. :sick:

:sf:

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NSFW :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN0XRkSyhwM

[SCClassof93]

Yeah, was in the rattlesnake wilderness recreation area http://www.fs.usda.gov/recarea/lolo/recarea/?recid=10277 this morning for a brief hike and BAM, that bacon, cheddar, jalapeno omelette from breakfast kicked in. :fp: So, there I am two miles into the forest (past those watch for Mountain Lion signs) and there is the port a potty. I kept thinking of that X-Files episode where the dude crawled through plumbing systems. No tissue BTW.

Just sharing my morning in nature.

[psusnoop]

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2104182/82974500.jpg

[SCClassof93]

Wish I would have found this informative article http://www.mountainenthusiast.com/2012/08/properly-pooping-in-port-o-potty.html sooner :D. Everyone should read it :nod:

[JBHuskers]

JESUS do we have some courtesy flushing violators in this company :sick:

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[steelerfan]

You should try the Spam Thread. Metal detecting is ***.

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[JeffHCross]

I'm legitimately intrigued. What are "white metal detectors"?

[JBHuskers]

I'm legitimately intrigued. What are "white metal detectors"?

Racists.

[plotty]

I live this thread every day, plain and simple. Problem is I can only shit in my own toilet unless I just do not feel good and just have to release. What's even funnier is that my wife drops deuces that are longer than mine....and she feels the need to share her performance with me. :smh:

[steelerfan]

What's even funnier is that my wife drops deuces that are longer than mine....and she feels the need to share her performance with me. :smh:

Pics?

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[SCClassof93]

This thread should be renamed......."Places to Poop" or "Places you had to Poop in" or just "The Poop Place Thread"

[SCClassof93]

http://forums.azbilliards.com//attachment.php?attachmentid=253218&d=1356215408

[steelerfan]

:D

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[psusnoop]

:D

[baseballplyrmvp]

then there will be another mess to clean up :D

[SCClassof93]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/543349_428895563850250_1935200462_n.jpg

[JBHuskers]

Man, someone walked into the handicapped stall and was hitting high C's on the trumpet while I was trying to fend off constipation from antibiotics. If the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket heard that he'd be like "WHY DON'T YOU UNPUCKER THAT BUTTHOLE SON!"

[steelerfan]

Man, someone walked into the handicapped stall and was hitting high C's on the trumpet while I was trying to fend off constipation from antibiotics.

Why were you both in the handicapped stall? :sick:

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[JBHuskers]

Why were you both in the handicapped stall? :sick:

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He challenged me to a duel.

[SmoothPancakes]

He challenged me to a duel.

That was what former Senator Larry Craig tried to say too. :whistle:

[steelerfan]

:D

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[SCClassof93]

http://forums.azbilliards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=258549&stc=1&d=1359385946

[SCClassof93]

http://forums.azbilliards.com//attachment.php?attachmentid=259316&d=1359869085

[SCClassof93]

Hope this is not a restaurant :glare:
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-96tH0gSu4Uo/T9kAf3g5U3I/AAAAAAAAS70/lH3YH7AJn9M/s650/demotivators_picdump_02.jpg

[steelerfan]

Hung over and shitting in the women's restroom.

Aren't you glad you work with me, bitch?

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[JBHuskers]

Hung over and shitting in the women's restroom.

Aren't you glad you work with me, bitch?

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:D :D :D :D

For real?

[SmoothPancakes]

I just unleashed an unholy shit at work. That toilet will never be the same after today. I also slightly feel bad for the sales staff back in that area. Man that is gonna stink all day.

[steelerfan]

:D :D :D :D

For real?

Yep.

Taking another shit now. In the men's room though.

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[JBHuskers]

Yep.

Taking another shit now. In the men's room though.

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What were you doing in the women's earlier? :D

[steelerfan]

What were you doing in the women's earlier? :D

Shitting.

To be clear, it's a one-toilet bathroom with a lock on the door. It's not like women were going in and out.

I just went in, shit, and left. Hopefully, the next user gagged and wondered what bitch could make such an aroma.

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[JBHuskers]

Shitting.

To be clear, it's a one-toilet bathroom with a lock on the door. It's not like women were going in and out.

I just went in, shit, and left. Hopefully, the next user gagged and wondered what bitch could make such an aroma.

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Wow. :D

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[Deuce]

So true...

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/05/08/yqe8uha9.jpg


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[JBHuskers]

Yeah I hate it when it's Grand Central Station when I need to shit.

[SmoothPancakes]

Goddamn I can't stop ripping today. Long, windy and reek to high hell. I think there might be an epic deuce building up for later tonight from what I'm ripping right now.

[Deuce]

Goddamn I can't stop ripping today. Long, windy and reek to high hell. I think there might be an epic shit building up for later tonight from what I'm ripping right now.

Fixed.


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[JBHuskers]

Fixed.


Typed by thumbs.

So who's up for dropping a deuce today? :D

[morsdraconis]

I prevent the grand central station epidemic by going to one of the bathrooms that only has one stall in it (of which there are two different ones). It has a urinal, but it's rarely frequented at the time that I normally have to take a shit.

[JBHuskers]

I prevent the grand central station epidemic by going to one of the bathrooms that only has one stall in it (of which there are two different ones). It has a urinal, but it's rarely frequented at the time that I normally have to take a shit.

Yeah all of ours have 3 urinals and 3 shitters. There is one that just has one and one, but it's all the way in the other building inside the gym.

[Deuce]

So who's up for dropping a deuce today? :D

That's just mean. :D


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[steelerfan]

That's just mean. :D


Typed by thumbs.

At least no one has requested a Deuce emoticon. Not yet anyway.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

[Deuce]

At least no one has requested a Deuce emoticon. Not yet anyway.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

:bright side: :D


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[JBHuskers]

At least no one has requested a Deuce emoticon. Not yet anyway.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

Don't tempt the guy who can put them into the system :nod:

[LeeSO]

Anyone ever tried throwing, let's say a pen cap etc, into the toilet and trying to keep your stream on it throughout your piss?

[JBHuskers]

Anyone ever tried throwing, let's say a pen cap etc, into the toilet and trying to keep your stream on it throughout your piss?

That's probably how the urinal games in bars got started.

[LeeSO]

I've also tried it with a staple. The staple presented more of a challenge.

[SmoothPancakes]

Anyone ever tried throwing, let's say a pen cap etc, into the toilet and trying to keep your stream on it throughout your piss?

Before or after drinking?

[LeeSO]

Before or after drinking?

Before, I hardly ever drink. I've also pissed in the sink at a past employer. (sober)

[steelerfan]

I pissed in the trash can at a pool hall once. Not a bathroom trash can either.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

[LeeSO]

I pissed in the trash can at a pool hall once. Not a bathroom trash can either.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.
Niiiiice. :up:

[steelerfan]

Niiiiice. :up:

Yep, it was a work function too. :D Long time ago.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

[JBHuskers]

I pissed in the trash can at a pool hall once. Not a bathroom trash can either.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

This surprises me zero. :D

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[countryboy]

I find I come up with my best sales pitches while sitting on the throne at work.

Some call it taking a dump, I call it a brainstorming session. :nod:

[steelerfan]

I find I come up with my best sales pitches while sitting on the throne at work.

Some call it taking a dump, I call it a brainstorming session. :nod:

:D

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

[SmoothPancakes]

So the other day I was at the gas station, and while I was looking for a drink, I got a sudden gassy feeling. So I grabbed my stuff and I start putting stuff on the counter and start the normal small talk and hand her my money.

So she starts giving me my change and by this time I can't handle the gassiness. So I grab my change and proceed to go to my car, and as I reach the car, I can't handle it anymore. I grab onto the car for dear life, and let out a fart that can barely be described in words. If I could describe it, it would be as so. My cheeks bloomed open like a spring flower and I let forth a mighty trump, the likes of which would make gods shake in fear. I'm hanging onto my side mirror of my car for dear life, as my swollen intestines forcefully deflate, causing my ass hams to thunderously clap together. The sound that came out would rival any Ricer's sub-woofer. As the rest of the noxious air blasted out of me, I was filled with a sudden rush of ectasy to finally get that out of my body.

I looked behind me to see the gas station attendant in utter shock. She then told me that she shorted me 2 dollars. I briskly jumped into my car and drove off. I don't think I'll ever be going back to that gas station again.

[JBHuskers]

She was probably turned on.

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[bdoughty]

First time visitor to this thread (only took two years) and I am amazed that this is 24 pages long. I think sometimes we share a bit too much of ourselves on the internet. If you guys start posting pics, seek help.

[countryboy]

First time visitor to this thread (only took two years) and I am amazed that this is 24 pages long. I think sometimes we share a bit too much of ourselves on the internet. If you guys start posting pics, seek help.

:D

The bolded part got me to laughing hysterically. Not sure why...but thanks, it was much needed.

[SCClassof93]

First time visitor to this thread (only took two years) and I am amazed that this is 24 pages long. I think sometimes we share a bit too much of ourselves on the internet. If you guys start posting pics, seek help.

Thanks man, you just gave me a great idea for the "something wonderful on Earth thread"......cheers :D

[JBHuskers]

First time visitor to this thread (only took two years) and I am amazed that this is 24 pages long. I think sometimes we share a bit too much of ourselves on the internet. If you guys start posting pics, seek help.

I think a few pages back someone instituted the rule of no pics of your epic dumps :D

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[countryboy]

Not sure whether to feel offended or a sense of accomplishment, but after I bombed porcelain harbor today at work, I noticed someone walking into the bathroom with air freshner. Followed up by a mass email to the entire staff about being polite and spraying air freshner in the bathroom after doing our business.

:)

[steelerfan]

Not sure whether to feel offended or a sense of accomplishment, but after I bombed porcelain harbor today at work, I noticed someone walking into the bathroom with air freshner. Followed up by a mass email to the entire staff about being polite and spraying air freshner in the bathroom after doing our business.

:)

:up:

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

[JBHuskers]

I had the clock in and go straight to the shitter day today. Thank god my drive to work is short, but the 5 mins seemed like 5 hours when all of a sudden at a stop light it hit.

[SCClassof93]

Not sure whether to feel offended or a sense of accomplishment, but after I bombed porcelain harbor today at work, I noticed someone walking into the bathroom with air freshner. Followed up by a mass email to the entire staff about being polite and spraying air freshner in the bathroom after doing our business.

:)
http://media.tumblr.com/4c86790fcb3acc1be506ea8522eb1798/tumblr_inline_mgo71tNfMj1r6x8yr.gif

[JBHuskers]

Not sure whether to feel offended or a sense of accomplishment, but after I bombed porcelain harbor today at work, I noticed someone walking into the bathroom with air freshner. Followed up by a mass email to the entire staff about being polite and spraying air freshner in the bathroom after doing our business.

:)

http://i978.photobucket.com/albums/ae262/Riggpoppa/9ungg4.gif

[countryboy]

Well...color me embarrassed.

Was in a meeting with a new account that I landed. This new account has one fine purchasing manager. I mean, this lady was built. Anyways, we are in the board room and myself, our sales manager, and the President of our company are giving our presentation on what we do, yada yada yada, when I drop my pen, bend over to get it and let one long nasty ass fart. I mean, it was so freakin loud, boats were coming off the ocean and docking. And not only was it loud, but it was raunchy. I mean, paint was immediately peeling off the wall, this thing was bad.

Needless to say, we had to cut our meeting short and evacuate the room. The purchasing manager and lead engineer left, without a sales friendly departure. They just bee-lined for the door and got the hell out of there.

Not sure if I'll hear from them again. Not sure I want to...:blush:

[SmoothPancakes]

Since even though something being wonderful is based on one's own perspective, not some universal guideline, and there are apparently restrictions on the shit we find wonderful, I'll post this here. I just took a giant fucking shit and it was fucking wonderful, both in mass and feeling of ecstasy afterwards. Maybe now I won't have to deal with dipshits bitching about something I personally find wonderful.

[steelerfan]

Since even though something being wonderful is based on one's own perspective, not some universal guideline, and there are apparently restrictions on the shit we find wonderful, I'll post this here. I just took a giant fucking shit and it was fucking wonderful, both in mass and feeling of ecstasy afterwards. Maybe now I won't have to deal with dipshits bitching about something I personally find wonderful.

If this didn't happen at work, it belongs in The Nothing Thread. ;)

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

[SmoothPancakes]

If this didn't happen at work, it belongs in The Nothing Thread. ;)

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

Yep, it was at work. Unfortunately I was the only one in the building, everyone else had already left for the day, so I couldn't share the wonderful stench with the sales staff. Maybe tomorrow.

[steelerfan]

Yep, it was at work. Unfortunately I was the only one in the building, everyone else had already left for the day, so I couldn't share the wonderful stench with the sales staff. Maybe tomorrow.

:up:

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

[JBHuskers]

Jesus. Hide the women and children.

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[SmoothPancakes]

Yep, it was at work. Unfortunately I was the only one in the building, everyone else had already left for the day, so I couldn't share the wonderful stench with the sales staff. Maybe tomorrow.

Mission accomplished.

I just bombed porcelain harbor. I felt this one coming on for a while, I could feel it brewing for at least a good two hours. Even with the HVAC at work, it was having a damn hard time keeping up with the smell. Oh those poor, poor bastards back in the sales staff. The bathroom is literally right down the hallway, 20 feet from where they work.

[JBHuskers]

The handicap stall door has been off it's hinges all week :D I guess someone had an ass-mergency to where they broke the door off doing the penguin walk to the stall.

[SCClassof93]

Mission accomplished.

I just bombed porcelain harbor. I felt this one coming on for a while, I could feel it brewing for at least a good two hours. Even with the HVAC at work, it was having a damn hard time keeping up with the smell. Oh those poor, poor bastards back in the sales staff. The bathroom is literally right down the hallway, 20 feet from where they work.

http://i1342.photobucket.com/albums/o763/5IVE5/Gifs/tumblr_lt376tpsdR1qcvly2o1_250_zps80834d4f.gif

[SmoothPancakes]

The handicap stall door has been off it's hinges all week :D I guess someone had an ass-mergency to where they broke the door off doing the penguin walk to the stall.

They should just be glad it wasn't out of order.

[JBHuskers]

They should just be glad it wasn't out of order.

The thing with it is there is probably a good three feet from the door to the front of the shitter, so yeah someone would walk right in on you :D

[SmoothPancakes]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/9348_497826200288313_1882286738_n.jpg

[countryboy]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/9348_497826200288313_1882286738_n.jpg

:nod:

:D

[JBHuskers]

Talking on the phone while on the shitter at work. Weird or not? I vote weird.

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[JBHuskers]

Additionally, I hate it when the cleaning people put the toilet paper on the roll upside down :fp:

[SmoothPancakes]

Additionally, I hate it when the cleaning people put the toilet paper on the roll upside down :fp:

Ugh, that fucking annoys me. Work or home, that shit has to be in the correct direction!

[JBHuskers]

Ugh, that fucking annoys me. Work or home, that shit has to be in the correct direction!

:nod:

[ram29jackson]

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-startup-that-brought-men-1-razors-is-now-launching-butt-wipes-2013-6


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FOae1V1-Xg

[countryboy]

Talking on the phone while on the shitter at work. Weird or not? I vote weird.

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LOL!

I take my phone into the shitter at work and send out emails and view incoming emails.

I don't make calls though, as I'm afraid someone will hear me dropping bombs. :)

[oweb26]

I am still having a hard time believing this thread has made it to almost 50 pages.

You nasty summ bitches....lol

Ha ha my post made the 50th page.

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[Deuce]

I am still having a hard time believing this thread has made it to almost 50 pages.

You nasty summ bitches....lol

Ha ha my post made the 50th page.

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We're 8 yr olds dude. I get offended (not really) when people refer to taking a dump as "dropping a 'deuce'". I'm a child.


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[JBHuskers]

Only page 25 here :D

[steelerfan]

Remind me to tell you about my grave marker.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

[countryboy]

I am on page 13....:)

And I don't know what I ate, but my co-workers are in for a long day. Whew...I have major gas.

[oweb26]

On tapatalk hd is page 50

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[SCClassof93]

We're 8 yr olds dude. I get offended (not really) when people refer to taking a dump as "dropping a 'deuce'". I'm a child.


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I thought that was the reason you were called Deuce :D

[Deuce]

I thought that was the reason you were called Deuce :D

:D


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[SCClassof93]

I am still having a hard time believing this thread has made it to almost 50 pages.

You nasty summ bitches....lol

Ha ha my post made the 50th page.

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http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR3fjz5DKZUGAFJhfgO1qDsViFzzANUl 0208A8l9Mn4yw9uk7RMRw

[JBHuskers]

Two shits that had endless wipes today, with work toilet paper. Should have brought some of these with me:

https://www.mountainside-medical.com/product_images/uploaded_images/tucks-medicated-cooling-hemorrhoid-relief-pads.gif