The Nothing Thread (aka How To Survive The No Internet Apocalypse)

[JBHuskers]

Traded for a player to be named later, or better yet cash considerations?

[souljahbill]

Y'all are kinda harsh toward Ram. He's not THAT bad. He brings color to the forum.

[SCClassof93]

Y'all are kinda harsh toward Ram. He's not THAT bad. He brings color to the forum.

+1

[SmoothPancakes]

Traded for a player to be named later, or better yet cash considerations?

More like we'd have to pay someone to take him.


Y'all are kinda harsh toward Ram. He's not THAT bad. He brings color to the forum.

From one post to the next, maybe not. But when you string a bunch of posts together, spread out over each day and each week? Yes, yes he is that bad. I've met gnats that I find more preferable.

[oweb26]

Y'all are kinda harsh toward Ram. He's not THAT bad. He brings color to the forum.


:+1::+1:

[bdoughty]

souljahbill and oweb agreeing with each other? That can't possibly be. Say it ain't so, Joe.

TGT should trade Ram for a poster to be named later.

[SCClassof93]

souljahbill and oweb agreeing with each other? That can't possibly be. Say it ain't so, Joe.

TGT should trade Ram for a poster to be named later.

That is no biggie, but me agreeing with them :nod::hmm:

[ram29jackson]

Y'all are kinda harsh toward Ram. He's not THAT bad. He brings color to the forum.

the fact is I'm intellectually superior to most of these twits. I just ask a couple questions not claiming i'm correct about it and its not a deal breaker yet little gschwendt has a hissy fit like i'm hurting his wittle feelings. I walked on egg shells for a year for the little whiner and he still has some perceived accusatory personal problems with me without even being provoked by me. Yes gschwendt, video games are toys. You haven't matured enough to learn that yet ? and yet I have given just as many valid consumer opinions about the game for no pay so be thankful.

You don't get me, you don't understand me ? you don't understand how I use my smileys or think my jokes are funny ? Who cares, its just posts on a forum forgotten mere moments later. Worst forum poster ever in your experience ? LOL who cares, it doesn't matter because its forum posting.
of course you don't understand me, I'm 20 years older than a lot of you pinheads. I'm too mature to worry about all the stupid shit you still think is important. I say something that confuses you and you pile on like a bunch of dumb 10 year olds.You overthink and obsess over the stupidest shit constantly. I made a comment with no mean intentions and gschwendt's bent obsessive brain had to take it personal for no reason. That's his problem not mine. Of course we are talking about a guy who actually has an issue if someone walks onto Arkansas States campus wearing a Razorbacks t shirt like its something important to worry about.

you are a football knowledgeable , computer techy guy gschwendt. That's wonderful kid,good for you, I'm happy for you.
But you need to get off your falsely judgmental, self righteous, high horse and grow up. I didn't do a damn thing to you.

[gschwendt]

http://i.imgur.com/4i55oMv.jpg

[bdoughty]

http://i.imgur.com/8pZXE2f.gif

[souljahbill]

the fact is I'm intellectually superior to most of these twits. I just ask a couple questions not claiming i'm correct about it and its not a deal breaker yet little gschwendt has a hissy fit like i'm hurting his wittle feelings. I walked on egg shells for a year for the little whiner and he still has some perceived accusatory personal problems with me without even being provoked by me. Yes gschwendt, video games are toys. You haven't matured enough to learn that yet ? and yet I have given just as many valid consumer opinions about the game for no pay so be thankful.

You don't get me, you don't understand me ? you don't understand how I use my smileys or think my jokes are funny ? Who cares, its just posts on a forum forgotten mere moments later. Worst forum poster ever in your experience ? LOL who cares, it doesn't matter because its forum posting.
of course you don't understand me, I'm 20 years older than a lot of you pinheads. I'm too mature to worry about all the stupid shit you still think is important. I say something that confuses you and you pile on like a bunch of dumb 10 year olds.You overthink and obsess over the stupidest shit constantly. I made a comment with no mean intentions and gschwendt's bent obsessive brain had to take it personal for no reason. That's his problem not mine. Of course we are talking about a guy who actually has an issue if someone walks onto Arkansas States campus wearing a Razorbacks t shirt like its something important to worry about.

you are a football knowledgeable , computer techy guy gschwendt. That's wonderful kid,good for you, I'm happy for you.
But you need to get off your falsely judgmental, self righteous, high horse and grow up. I didn't do a damn thing to you.

And then this happened...

[SmoothPancakes]

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[oweb26]

souljahbill and oweb agreeing with each other? That can't possibly be. Say it ain't so, Joe.

TGT should trade Ram for a poster to be named later.


That is no biggie, but me agreeing with them :nod::hmm:


Hey we all mostly only disagreed in one thread!

[oweb26]

And then this happened...

:fp::D:bang:

So many things can apply to Ram's post.

[bdoughty]

:fp::D:bang:

So many things can apply to Ram's post.

Narcissist
Schizoid
Antisocial
Paranoid
Histrionic
Schizotypal

Pretty much a Psychiatrist's wet dream.

[Stan HAMsen]

I was in the "Ram isn't that bad" camp until this post:

the fact is I'm intellectually superior to most of these twits.

I really hope you're just trying to go full heel.

[SCClassof93]

I was in the "Ram isn't that bad" camp until this post:


I really hope you're just trying to go full heel.

You mean you did not know??? :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1nL7FV6pwE

[steelerfan]

Look! Ram is in the third row!

707

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

[Stan HAMsen]

You mean you did not know??? :D


:D :D :D

I love how David Crockett jumps in there like he is going to whip Tully's ass, haha.

[bdoughty]

Wraslin? :fp: The sport of men who eat Moon Pies and talk about taking dumps at work.

I am starting to think RAM might have a point. http://i.imgur.com/KVKmH2o.gif

[SCClassof93]

Wraslin? :fp: The sport of men who eat Moon Pies and talk about taking dumps at work.

I am starting to think RAM might have a point. http://i.imgur.com/KVKmH2o.gif

I don't eat sweets, I do enjoy discussing dump texture, frequency, odor, location etc with you :up:

[herropreese]

His intellect is superior and he loves philophy.


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[SCClassof93]

His intellect is superior and he loves philophy.


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[ram29jackson]

Wraslin? :fp: The sport of men who eat Moon Pies and talk about taking dumps at work.

I am starting to think RAM might have a point. http://i.imgur.com/KVKmH2o.gif

I thought you liked Wraslin too ?

[bdoughty]

I thought you liked Wraslin too ?

No I despise it. Right up there with Nascar and eating asparagus.

[steelerfan]

No I despise it. Right up there with Nascar and eating asparagus.

Nothing wrong with asparagus, dude.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

[bdoughty]

Nothing wrong with asparagus, dude.

Not only is the taste disgusting it makes your pee smell. Double whammy.

[ram29jackson]

I like asparagus with butter

http://herbivoracious.com/images/old/6a00e008d618bb88340134800238a0970c-800wi.jpg

[steelerfan]

Not only is the taste disgusting it makes your pee smell. Double whammy.

My comment was more aimed at acknowledging that I agree with you on wrestling and NASCAR. :nod:

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

[bdoughty]

My comment was more aimed at acknowledging that I agree with you on wrestling and NASCAR. :nod:.

:up:

[SCClassof93]

No I despise it. Right up there with Nascar and eating asparagus.

Elitist snob ;)

[ram29jackson]

AMC is showing the second Lord of the Rings movie now...I think its number 2 ?

[ram29jackson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WflM7m343k

[bdoughty]

AMC is showing the second Lord of the Rings movie now...I think its number 2 ?

:ram?:

[SCClassof93]

AMC is showing the second Lord of the Rings movie now...I think its number 2 ?

:zzz:

[bdoughty]

:zzz:

Randal is correct in his depiction of the LOTR movies.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxAEo3CWeq8

That said Star Wars fans are right up there with Nascar and Wraslin fans.

Yeah, I went there. Fuck you Lucas and the hoard of of zealots you shitty films created.

Flak Jacket is on.

[SmoothPancakes]

AMC is showing the second Lord of the Rings movie now...I think its number 2 ?

They've shown that exact movie probably 100 times since June. It seems like it's always on at least once or twice a week.

[morsdraconis]

That said Star Wars fans are right up there with Nascar and Wraslin fans.

Sorry man, but Star Wars is cool for this one reason more than anything:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdDRrcAOjA


Then you're able to have intellectual conversations about small things like that in a movie, it's far deeper than you think (this coming from someone that really only likes Empire Strikes Back, finds Return of the Jedi Lucas' first real attempt at selling merchandise for his franchise and nothing more, and thinks A New Hope is only ok).

[bdoughty]

Sorry man, but Star Wars is cool for this one reason more than anything.

I love Clerks but I would tune out when they started yammering about the Death Star, blah, blah, blah. Get back to all the dicks Veronica sucked.

[JBHuskers]

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the car! HEY! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!?

[Stan HAMsen]

I can agree with bdo that Star Wars sucks and SW fans are often embarrassing.

[steelerfan]

I can agree with bdo that Star Wars sucks and SW fans are often embarrassing.

:+1:

[SCClassof93]

I can agree with bdo that Star Wars sucks and SW fans are often embarrassing.

yeah but apparently you disagree on wraslin :D

[Stan HAMsen]

How about this...

While I enjoy pro wrestling, there are many, many wrestling fans that I don't want to be associated with.

[JBHuskers]

How about this...

While I enjoy pro wrestling, there are many, many wrestling fans that I don't want to be associated with.

Back in college when we'd go to Hooters for the PPV's, the backwoods were vacant because they came out of the woodwork to show up at Hooters :D

[souljahbill]

I was in college during the Attitude Era and wrestling on Monday night was the thing to watch. I can't watch it now. The wrestlers aren't interesting and the crowd seems dead most of the time.

[JBHuskers]

I was in college during the Attitude Era and wrestling on Monday night was the thing to watch. I can't watch it now. The wrestlers aren't interesting and the crowd seems dead most of the time.

Going to TV-PG killed the crowds because there are much more mom's and kid's, and it definitely killed the creativity.

[bdoughty]

I tend to think what made Wraslin' suck was the fact you had two large men, generally in tight shorts, oiled up and jumping on each other, with outcomes that were predetermined. Pretty much a softcore *** porn soap opera.

[psusnoop]

NSFW AUDIO


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muqEizUsGf4

[steelerfan]

Had to dig this thread up because I didn't think it would be appropriate to put this in the "My mother just died" thread.

Anyway, I evicted this motherfucker today as I now own his house (it's what I do). He left some shit there including a small deep freezer so I decided to go on craigslist to see what I could sell it for and if it was worth the hassle.

Instead, I found this:

http://houston.craigslist.org/bad/4479927888.html

Lolololol.

[JBHuskers]

Mmmmmmm

Sent from my DROID RAZR Maxx since I'm too lazy to get to the CPU.

[morsdraconis]

:smh:

[psuexv]

:smh:

I agree. There are banks and places you can donate that would be more suitable than Craigslist. This just seems shady.

[steelerfan]

Internet and cable have been out for over an hour. I can hear children playing outside and I'm considering exercising. Shit is getting bad over here.

[souljahbill]

Internet and cable have been out for over an hour. I can hear children playing outside and I'm considering exercising. Shit is getting bad over here.

http://youtu.be/WfVcvyxLj-s

[psusnoop]

Internet and cable have been out for over an hour. I can hear children playing outside and I'm considering exercising. Shit is getting bad over here.

Remain calm, don't over think things. Sit back, throw in some music and get yourself back to normal. Exercising can cause bodily harm, I repeat DO NOT DO THIS!!

[SmoothPancakes]

We need 5,000 CC's of hard liquor, stat!

[steelerfan]

This is ridiculous. It reminds me of Katrina. Fuck my life. :(

I called AT&T and they kept insisting that I must have a power supply box attached to a wall that is likely in my garage. I told them that I do not.

Two minutes later...

AT&T lady: Are you sure you don't have a power supply box?

Me: I promise, no such box exists in the garage or anywhere else. A technician was here 2 days ago and he probably failed to notice or install one.

A couple minutes later...

AT&T lady: Since you cannot locate the power supply box, I cannot help you over the phone. We will have to send someone out.

Me (agitated): Let's clear something up. THE BOX IS NOT HERE. You keep insinuating that it is and that I'm either too stupid to know it or that I can't locate it. I don't appreciate the implication.

Minutes later...

AT&T lady: Is there anything that you'd like me to note for the technician?

Me: Yes, I do not have any dogs.

AT&T lady: Ok. I will note it. (Types for a minute). I have noted this one. Is there anything else I can help you with?

Me: Yeah, so I will be without service for at least 24 hours. Is that reflected on my bill or do you not provide service and just keep the money? How does that work?

(She adjusts bill, something the customer should not have to request)

AT&T lady: Is there anything else I can help you with?

Me: I need to pass more information on to the technician. Can you go back to those notes?

AT&T lady (sounding exasperated): Give me a moment. (45 seconds pass) Ok, what else would you like noted?

Me: I have a teenage daughter who gets creeped out by prosthetic limbs. If you technician has like a prosthetic leg or wrist or something, he will need to wear a long pant leg or sleeve to hide it, too avoid any issues.

AT&T lady: Ok (2 minutes of typing) I have noted this one.

Me: Good. That will prevent any horrible situations that may embarrass us all.

[JBHuskers]

AND it's Thursday. Get your ass to the bar!

[steelerfan]

AND it's Thursday. Get your ass to the bar!
I have my daughter here, no can do.

[steelerfan]

7/30 at 7:30

I will never forget the moment the earth stood still. The other survivors and I have realized that we don't like each other that much. No Internet and no TV. How will we endure this hell?

[JBHuskers]

That's when the Go Fish marathon began....

[steelerfan]

That's when the Go Fish marathon began....
My daughter is playing GTAV. Offline. I'm not sure if she's able because she is on my Primary PS4 or what but I can't access anything but Rocket League. I don't want to boot her from the Primary PS4 either because I'm afraid that if I switch users it won't let me play and then won't let her either after she gets back on.

Now I know what suffering is. :(

[steelerfan]

Welp, even though I had already done it all I decided to try the old unplugging and resetting routine again. I got service for about 1 minute before it went out again. So, I reset it all again and it's been on for about 30 minutes now.

Fuck that bitch and her imaginary power supply box. :D

[SCClassof93]

Welp, even though I had already done it all I decided to try the old unplugging and resetting routine again. I got service for about 1 minute before it went out again. So, I reset it all again and it's been on for about 30 minutes now.

Fuck that bitch and her imaginary power supply box. :D

Are you certain it is not behind anything in the garage????

[JBHuskers]

You should have asked her if it was up her ass...

[steelerfan]

Are you certain it is not behind anything in the garage????
Yep. Those Fuckers have never been in my garage. I thought about keeping the appointment today and stapling a cardboard box to the wall in my garage, writing "AT&T Power Supply" on it and telling the tech "my bad, I found this last night and was able to get it working again".

[JeffHCross]

Me too... probably when we are talking about NCAA 15 :D:(
:smh:

[steelerfan]

Fuck Japan.

[baseballplyrmvp]

Fuck Japan.

We already did in 1945

[JBHuskers]

Fuck Japan.


We already did in 1945

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/tim_archer/loony-toons/nips8.jpg

[souljahbill]

I love you guys. :)

[steelerfan]

I love you guys. :)
Wtf?

[psuexv]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2650870/replacements-cheer-tryout-o.gif

[JBHuskers]

I love you guys. :)

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