My 2016 "Non-Ram Influenced" NFL Predictions

[JBHuskers]

Here they are!

AFC EAST	AFC NORTH	AFC SOUTH	AFC WEST
1. Buffalo	1. Pittsburgh	1. Jacksonville	1. Kansas City
2. New England *	2. Cincinnati	2. Indianapolis	2. Oakland *
3. Miami	3. Cleveland	3. Houston	3. San Diego
4. New York	4. Baltimore	4. Tennessee	4. Denver
NFC EAST	NFC NORTH	NFC SOUTH	NFC WEST
1. New York	1. Green Bay	1. Carolina	1. Seattle
2. Washington	2. Minnesota	2. Atlanta *	2. Arizona *
3. Dallas	3. Chicago	3. New Orleans	3. Los Angeles
4. Philadelphia	4. Detroit	4. Tampa Bay	4. San Francisco

WILD CARD

New England d. Jacksonville
Buffalo d. Oakland
Arizona d. New York
Seattle d. Atlanta

DIVISIONAL

Buffalo d. Kansas City
Pittsburgh d. New England
Green Bay d. Arizona
Carolina d. Seattle

CONFERENCE

Buffalo d. Pittsburgh
Green Bay d. Carolina

SUPER BOWL 51

Green Bay d. Buffalo

[steelerfan]

Buffalo? Wtf? You know it's not 1991, right?

Cleveland not being in 4th in the North just doesn't seem realistic either but that is years of conditioning, facts and bias speaking.

[JBHuskers]

Buffalo? Wtf? You know it's not 1991, right?

Cleveland not being in 4th in the North just doesn't seem realistic either but that is years of conditioning, facts and bias speaking.

Always gotta take a shot at someone in the NFL as usually someone comes out of nowhere. I'm not jumping on the Jacksonville bandwagon like everyone else. I think Buffalo has a lot of promise.

[bdoughty]

SUPER BOWL 51

Green Bay d. Buffalo

[ram29jackson]

delete

[SmoothPancakes]

Vikings // Saints // Giants // Cardinals
Packers // Falcons // Cowboys // Seahawks
bears // Panthers // Redskins // Rams
Lions / / Bucs // Eagles // Niners

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[ram29jackson]

1. Vikings
2. Packers+
3.Bears
4. lions
----------
1.Cardinals
2.Seahawks
3.Rams
4.49ers
-----------
1.Giants
2.Cowboys
3.Redskins
4.Eagles
-----------
1.Saints
2.Falcons+
3.Panthers
4.Bucs
----------
1.Steelers
2.Ravens+
3.Bengals
4.Browns
-----------
1.Colts
2.Jaguars+
3.Texans
4.Titans
----------
1.Bills
2.Patriots
3.Jets
4.Miami
---------
1.Raiders
2.Broncos
3.Chiefs
4.Chargers

wildcard
Ravens at Colts
Jaguars at Bills
Packers at Cardinals
Falcons at Giants
---------------
Div. Round
Bills at Raiders
Colts at Steelers
Giants at Saints
Cardinals at Vikings
--------------------
Colts at Raiders
Saints at Vikings

Colts

[steelerfan]

1. Vikings
2. Packers+
3.Bears
4. lions
----------
1.Cardinals
2.Seahawks
3.Rams
4.49ers
-----------
1.Giants
2.Cowboys
3.Redskins
4.Eagles
-----------
1.Saints
2.Falcons+
3.Panthers
4.Bucs
----------
1.Steelers
2.Ravens+
3.Bengals
4.Browns
-----------
1.Colts
2.Jaguars+
3.Texans
4.Titans
----------
1.Bills
2.Patriots
3.Jets
4.Miami
---------
1.Raiders
2.Broncos
3.Chiefs
4.Chargers

wildcard
Ravens at Colts
Jaguars at Bills
Packers at Cardinals
Falcons at Giants
---------------
Div. Round
Bills at Raiders
Colts at Steelers
Giants at Saints
Cardinals at Vikings
--------------------
Colts at Raiders
Saints at Vikings

Colts

Well, he has one division leader right. The Raiders.



Fucking moron.

[souljahbill]

Well, he has one division leader right. The Raiders.



Fucking moron.

According to him, being wrong proves nothing. It only means he didn't guess right. Also, he doesn't guess.


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[steelerfan]

1. Vikings
2. Packers+
3.Bears
4. lions
----------
1.Cardinals
2.Seahawks
3.Rams
4.49ers
-----------
1.Giants
2.Cowboys
3.Redskins
4.Eagles
-----------
1.Saints
2.Falcons+
3.Panthers
4.Bucs
----------
1.Steelers
2.Ravens+
3.Bengals
4.Browns
-----------
1.Colts
2.Jaguars+
3.Texans
4.Titans
----------
1.Bills
2.Patriots
3.Jets
4.Miami
---------
1.Raiders
2.Broncos
3.Chiefs
4.Chargers

wildcard
Ravens at Colts
Jaguars at Bills
Packers at Cardinals
Falcons at Giants
---------------
Div. Round
Bills at Raiders
Colts at Steelers
Giants at Saints
Cardinals at Vikings
--------------------
Colts at Raiders
Saints at Vikings

Colts

Good job, fucktard. You got 1 division winner right (Steelers). Statistically, a monkey could get 2 since you have 8 chances at a 1 in 4 probability.

5 of 12 playoff teams were right and only 1 of your 4 conference finalists made the playoffs. Both Super Bowl teams are OUT.

Idiot.

[souljahbill]

Good job, fucktard. You got 1 division winner right (Steelers). Statistically, a monkey could get 2 since you have 8 chances at a 1 in 4 probability.

5 of 12 playoff teams were right and only 1 of your 4 conference finalists made the playoffs. Both Super Bowl teams are OUT.

Idiot.

LMAO

Not guessing right doesn't mean they aren't scripted. He just doesn't understand their angle.

Man, he was such a moron.


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[SmoothPancakes]

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[ram29jackson]

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whats so confusing?

[bdoughty]

Pick four teams that should not make it to the AFC/NFC Championship game.
Hopes that one miraculously makes it to Super Bowl, not caring about the fate of the other three.
Thinks this will make him look like a genius.
Needs to think again.

[ram29jackson]

Pick four teams that should not make it to the AFC/NFC Championship game.
Hopes that one miraculously makes it to Super Bowl, not caring about the fate of the other three.
Thinks this will make him look like a genius.
Needs to think again.

again with your complete lack of critical thought.

I dont care who the Vikings and Colts go up against,theyll still win their games. But I doubt I'll be wrong about the majority of teams that make the playoffs.

dont have chance? lol youll try to say I was lucky when its over.
let see yours, you talking on the sidelines fool. Oh,thats right,you dont have the balls to do it. Or, like a child,youll make some random picks thinking that you're mimicking what I'm doing.
Nope, I picked those teams for specific reasons. My 12 that make the playoffs will be closer to what happens than anyone else's here.

miracles? you believe every miracle, every week in sports without questioning anything. When someone speaks truth to you you turn your head sideways like a confused puppy,
after years of Pavlovian bullpucky.

[Rudy]

I don't like keep the Buffalo pick either. They have quite a few injuries and I'm not sold on Rex Ryan there. He wrecked that defence in moving away from the 3-4 and Shady McCoy doesn't have much left imo. I think a more interesting team may be the Bucs. I think they won't finish last. I think Jax is not going to be as cool a pick come December. Bortles is getting too much love at the moment.

I'd love to say Miami will make the playoffs but that's really a stretch. I think the offence should be decent but the defence has too many question marks. Even on offence a guy like WR Parker is needed but can't stay healthy. He's immature at this point and not professional. They just found out he didn't normally eat breakfast and wasn't drinking enough. He needs to be smarter to avoid hamstring pulls and nagging things.

[SmoothPancakes]

Now for my "Hur durrrr, da NFL uz fixed, hur durr" Ramtarded picks.

AFC East
1. Buffalo Bills (3)
2. Miami Dolphins (5)
3. New York Jets
4. New England Patriots

AFC North
1. Cleveland Browns (2)
2. Baltimore Ravens
3. Cincinnati Bengals
4. Pittsburgh Steelers

AFC South
1. Jacksonville Jaguars (1)
2. Tennessee Titans
3. Houston Texans
4. Indianapolis Colts

AFC West
1. San Diego Chargers (4)
2. Oakland Raiders (6)
3. Denver Broncos
4. Kansas City Chiefs

NFC East
1. Philadelphia Eagles (4)
2. Washington Redskins
3. New York Giants
4. Dallas Cowboys

NFC North
1. Detroit Lions (2)
2. Minnesota Vikings (5)
3. Chicago Bears
4. Green Bay Packers

NFC South
1. New Orleans Saints (3)
2. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (6)
3. Atlanta Falcons
4. Carolina Panthers

NFC West
1. Los Angeles Rams (1)
2. San Francisco 49ers
3. Arizona Cardinals
4. Seattle Seahawks


Wildcard
Saints beat Buccaneers
Vikings beat Eagles
Chargers beat Dolphins
Bills beat Raiders

Divisional
Rams beat Vikings
Saints beat Lions
Jaguars beat Chargers
Browns beat Bills

Conference Championship
Saints beat Rams
Jaguars beat Browns

Super Bowl
Jaguars beat Saints

[SmoothPancakes]

Alright, going with my non-Ramtarded picks.

AFC East
1. New England Patriots (1)
2. Buffalo Bills (5)
3. New York Jets
4. Miami Dolphins

AFC North
1. Pittsburgh Steelers (2)
2. Cincinnati Bengals
3. Baltimore Ravens
4. Cleveland Browns

AFC South
1. Indianapolis Colts (4)
2. Houston Texans (6)
3. Jacksonville Jaguars
4. Tennessee Titans

AFC West
1. Kansas City Chiefs (3)
2. Oakland Raiders
3. Denver Broncos
4. San Diego Chargers

NFC East
1. New York Giants (4)
2. Dallas Cowboys
3. Washington Redskins
4. Philadelphia Eagles

NFC North
1. Green Bay Packers (2)
2. Minnesota Vikings
3. Chicago Bears
4. Detroit Lions

NFC South
1. Carolina Panthers (3)
2. Atlanta Falcons (6)
3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
4. New Orleans Saints

NFC West
1. Arizona Cardinals (1)
2. Seattle Seahawks (5)
3. Los Angeles Rams
4. San Francisco 49ers


Wildcard
Panthers beat Falcons
Seahawks beat Giants
Chiefs beat Texans
Bills beat Colts

Divisional
Cardinals beat Seahawks
Packers beat Panthers
Patriots beat Bills
Chiefs beat Steelers

Conference Championship
Packers beat Cardinals
Chiefs beat Patriots

Super Bowl
Packers beat Chiefs

[SmoothPancakes]

Alright, going with my non-Ramtarded picks.

AFC East
1. New England Patriots (1)
2. Buffalo Bills (5)
3. New York Jets
4. Miami Dolphins

AFC North
1. Pittsburgh Steelers (2)
2. Cincinnati Bengals
3. Baltimore Ravens
4. Cleveland Browns

AFC South
1. Indianapolis Colts (4)
2. Houston Texans (6)
3. Jacksonville Jaguars
4. Tennessee Titans

AFC West
1. Kansas City Chiefs (3)
2. Oakland Raiders
3. Denver Broncos
4. San Diego Chargers

NFC East
1. New York Giants (4)
2. Dallas Cowboys
3. Washington Redskins
4. Philadelphia Eagles

NFC North
1. Green Bay Packers (2)
2. Minnesota Vikings
3. Chicago Bears
4. Detroit Lions

NFC South
1. Carolina Panthers (3)
2. Atlanta Falcons (6)
3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
4. New Orleans Saints

NFC West
1. Arizona Cardinals (1)
2. Seattle Seahawks (5)
3. Los Angeles Rams
4. San Francisco 49ers


Wildcard
Panthers beat Falcons
Seahawks beat Giants
Chiefs beat Texans
Bills beat Colts

Divisional
Cardinals beat Seahawks
Packers beat Panthers
Patriots beat Bills
Chiefs beat Steelers

Conference Championship
Packers beat Cardinals
Chiefs beat Patriots

Super Bowl
Packers beat Chiefs

I'm surprised, I actually did somewhat decent with my picks.

I struggled with the division winners, only getting 4 of 8 right. I got 8 of 12 playoff teams right and 5 of 8 Divisional Round teams right.

I've still got 3 of 4 Conference Championship teams still alive and both Super Bowl teams are still playing.

Did much better than Nostradumbass!

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[morsdraconis]

Why is it that the Giants grab two corners and like two defensive lineman in Free Agency and the draft and, all of a sudden, a team that couldn't defend a high school offense is going to be the winner of the NFC East? People need to stop drinking the blue koolaid.

Redskins will win the NFC East. Dallas is screwed (Prescott is talented, but that was preseason - when the season starts, it'll be loss after loss again just like every other backup after Romo goes down). Philly will be the bottom of the conference. Dallas and the Giants will fight over second and the Skins will go 10-6.