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JBHuskers
08-23-2010, 12:37 PM
...so you're saying I have a chance...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/13/article-1302744-0AC8B0BA000005DC-818_468x483.jpg

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1302744/Ive-sex-5-000-men-years-boasts-beauty-therapist-25.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

A beauty therapist, 25, has claimed to have slept with 5,000 men in just nine years - or 3,285 days.
Nikki Lee also boasts about having a ‘personal best’ of four men in one night and she claims she has never had sex with the same conquest twice.
In an admission that will shock most people, the blonde Essex girl has told how she has had casual sex in nightclubs, alleyways, parks, cinemas and teen discos since losing her virginity at 16.

Miss Lee, who also works as a model, admits to going on regular sex holidays, where she sleeps with men in clubs, on beaches and on balconies.
She averages having sex with two men every day and has kept the details of each of them in a little red notebook - all with scores.

psusnoop
08-23-2010, 01:22 PM
WOW, just WOW

Someone is a little dirty..... So much for sloppy seconds

oweb26
08-23-2010, 08:16 PM
I like her, easy and nasty my kinda girl! and she won't try to call you the next day. :smh:

Roy38
08-23-2010, 08:37 PM
One question: Why keep a little red notebook with scores if you never plan on hooking up with the same guy twice? Maybe its a blond thing? :dunno:

I wouldn't have sex with her, but she could eat my shit if she wanted to. :sick:

steelerfan
08-23-2010, 08:44 PM
Meh, big deal. I've had at least 50,000 chicks in my time.

Of course all but about 0.01% were on the internet. Or tv. Or in magazines. Or catalogs. Or on butter packaging. Or outside my window. Or imaginary. Or inflatable.

Anyway, she shares my surname and I have some English bloodlines. Maybe we're related! :sick:

AustinWolv
08-23-2010, 09:00 PM
She's a model? UK modeling must be hurting these days.

cdj
08-23-2010, 11:45 PM
She's a model? UK modeling must be hurting these days.

You probably recognize her work where she is usually identified as "Before."

It sounds like the Daily Mail believes anything.

Roy38
08-24-2010, 11:21 AM
She's 25? :smh: You can definitely see the mileage on those tires. I bet her transmission has stripped a few gears. Wonder what she's getting to the gallon?

JBHuskers
08-24-2010, 12:08 PM
This sums it up.

http://adobolife.typepad.com/.a/6a01127966dd8b28a40120a69b2535970b-500wi

CLW
08-24-2010, 04:55 PM
The appropriate follow up ? in this article should have been and how many STDs do you have?

Roy38
08-24-2010, 08:09 PM
This sums it up.

http://adobolife.typepad.com/.a/6a01127966dd8b28a40120a69b2535970b-500wi

Good God that's funny! How about creamed spinach?
http://www.tastingmenu.com/media/2003/20031209-delmonico/images/16%20Creamed%20Spinach.jpg

steelerfan
08-24-2010, 10:48 PM
LOL!

I bet it looks like a bulldog who stuck it's head in a mayonnaise jar! :sick:

jaymo76
08-24-2010, 10:50 PM
She's 25? :smh: You can definitely see the mileage on those tires. I bet her transmission has stripped a few gears. Wonder what she's getting to the gallon?

25???? Maybe if you divide by two (or three)!

NatureBoy
08-25-2010, 08:22 AM
:sick: :thumbsdown: No thanks.

JBHuskers
08-25-2010, 08:34 AM
So would it be a hummingbird down the Grand Canyon or a hotdog down a hallway with this chick?

skipwondah33
08-25-2010, 08:34 AM
This sums it up.

I'm going to hold off eating steak & cheese subs for a while thanks to you lol

JBHuskers
08-25-2010, 08:35 AM
I'm going to hold off eating steak & cheese subs for a while thanks to you lol

:D

SmoothPancakes
08-25-2010, 08:48 AM
I'm going to hold off eating steak & cheese subs for a while thanks to you lol

Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with this. Put in the context that JB put that picture in, steak & cheese subs probably aren't going to sound appealing to me for a good while. All I'll be able to think of is this chick and what that picture is supposed to represent. :(

Roy38
08-25-2010, 12:13 PM
Guy: "Damn, baby, I'm gonna work your shit tonight."

Girl: (Grabbing notebook) "Mmmmm, we'll see. What's, your name again, stud?"

Guy: "Lex"

Girl: (Scribbling in notebook) "Hey, that rhymes with sex! Cute! Let me see what you're going to punish me with."

Guy: (Starting to feel a little uneasy) "Uh...ok. (Whips it out) Get a load of this."

Girl: (Pauses, then proceeds to write a little more) "Mmmm, not bad. Now, do you want to get yourself hard, or do you want me to do it for you? The clock's ticking."

Guy: (Starting to think he's in over his head) "Well, I figured you'd want to rub on it a little. What are you writing in that notebook?"

Girl: "Oh, nothing really. Just taking notes for my memoirs. Here, you mind using this dildo to warm me up too?" (Reaches under the bed and grabs what appears to be a fire hydrant)

Guy: "Jesus! What the fuck is that? You use that thing?"

Girl: "Just to warm up with. I've got the real deal sitting in the garage."

Guy: (Scared to say anything)

Girl: "Are we gonna do this or not? I've got another date in an hour and a half."

I hate to even add this...but can you imagine how it must smell?

JBHuskers
08-25-2010, 12:27 PM
Fire hydrant :D :D

steelerfan
08-25-2010, 01:26 PM
LOL Roy!!!

The smell? Uggg! Like the dumpster at a fish market in August? :sick:

skipwondah33
08-25-2010, 02:44 PM
Ahh man the analogies keep getting worse and worse :smh:

My wife is making fish sandwiches for dinner too

Roy38
08-25-2010, 02:57 PM
Like the shit house door on a tuna boat.

HWill
08-25-2010, 07:02 PM
I will forever regret clicking on this thread. :smh::sick:

CLW
08-25-2010, 08:41 PM
:smh:

this thread is like a train wreck yet i keep checking it out.

:nod:

Roy38
08-26-2010, 01:50 AM
The story continues...

Guy: (Watching the girl undress in front of him) "You have another date? In an hour and a half?"

Girl: (Rolling her eyes as she reaches for the guys junk) "I guess you want me to start?"

Guy: (Feeling as though he walked into a back alley in Juarez, Mexico at midnight wearing a suit covered in $100 bills) "Uh..."

Girl: "Look. We're either doing this now..." (Spits her tobacco out on the floor) "...or never."

Guy: (Although scared shitless, he considers how long it has been since he's been with a girl) "I'm down. Hand me your jump starter."

Girl: (Looking pleased, she turns and hands him the device) "Finally! I was beginning to wonder if you were going to satisfy my third craving for the day for some man spunk."

Guy: (Her comment not registering) "Which end goes first? The bat handle or the spare tire end? You got any lube for this thing?"

Girl: "Give me the wide end. The handle is for you to jam it in and out. You don't need lube when you can make your own." (Performs the worst nose snort, throat clear, spit manuever ever into her hand)

Guy: (Beginning to wonder how long it would take for him to die if he slit his wrists) "What's that odor? It smells like an old gym sock stuffed with week old cottage cheese in here."

Girl: "That's the smell of sex. Don't you just love it?"

morsdraconis
08-26-2010, 04:05 AM
:drool:

Sinister
08-26-2010, 09:22 PM
yo roy that was funny as hell:D

ram29jackson
08-29-2010, 11:09 PM
wheres the follow up article about here troubled youth/upbringing.

and like someone said, you dont do it that often without possibly catching something..........