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psuexv
07-18-2011, 12:30 PM
Believed to be originated from Australia, ‘Owling’ is the act of sitting in a perched position while looking off into the distance imitating the pose of an owl.


http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/181653/20110717/planking-is-yesterday-owling-is-trending-funny-planking-photos-owling-photos-videos-facebook-owl-soc.htm#page1

JBHuskers
07-18-2011, 12:48 PM
:fp:

SmoothPancakes
07-18-2011, 01:10 PM
I really no longer have any faith in humanity anymore. I'm convinced the majority of the people in the world are suffering from mental retardation, and just don't realize it. :fp:

Buckeyes551
07-18-2011, 03:34 PM
That...wow I can't even think of anything but I'm with SmoothPancakes on this one, are people retarded?

BearDownUofA
07-18-2011, 03:37 PM
I really no longer have any faith in humanity anymore. I'm convinced the majority of the people in the world are suffering from mental retardation, and just don't realize it. :fp:
Second.

Deuce
07-18-2011, 03:38 PM
To me, they look more like a cat taking a dump. Should be called 'catdumping'

souljahbill
07-18-2011, 06:07 PM
One of the kids staying at my house told me planking was out and owling is in just 3 days ago. He even did it on my couch. Even though he's 16, I told him, "Do that in front of a girl and you'll never get laid."


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Iron Dragon
07-18-2011, 06:28 PM
OK.. what's next?

SmoothPancakes
07-18-2011, 06:29 PM
One of the kids staying at my house told me planking was out and owling is in just 3 days ago. He even did it on my couch. Even though he's 16, I told him, "Do that in front of a girl and you'll never get laid."


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Ain't that the truth. :fp:

"It makes me look cool!"

No, it makes you look like a dumbass who was dropped on your head as a baby, and then later ate paint chips as a kid, and now you have the IQ of a fucking rock!

morsdraconis
07-18-2011, 08:24 PM
It's all the internet's fault. If it wasn't for dumb asses doing it because they thought it as cool, you wouldn't have a bunch of dumb asses doing it so that they can get their 15 seconds of fame on the internet.

SmoothPancakes
07-18-2011, 08:33 PM
It's all the internet's fault. If it wasn't for dumb asses doing it because they thought it as cool, you wouldn't have a bunch of dumb asses doing it so that they can get their 15 seconds of fame on the internet.

Sadly. Definitely one of those downsides to the internet existing. Before the internet, you just had the local village idiot. Now there is the internet. All of the village idiots in the world now are able to combine their forces of idiocy, no matter where they live at in the world. God help us all. :fp:

psuexv
07-18-2011, 09:08 PM
We need to come up with the next big thing. Something to make them look really stupid :D

souljahbill
07-18-2011, 11:40 PM
We need to come up with the next big thing. Something to make them look really stupid :D

Bridge jumping?


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morsdraconis
07-19-2011, 06:40 AM
Bridge jumping?


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With no bungie cord, into really shallow water.

:up:

SmoothPancakes
07-19-2011, 06:48 AM
With no bungie cord, into really shallow water.

:up:

:up:

JerzeyReign
07-21-2011, 06:48 AM
So I guess I should cancel my planking adventure around Germany, huh? Guess I'll go Owling then... man, I hate fads... they come and go so quickly ;)

JBHuskers
07-21-2011, 08:15 AM
Can't wait til we hear the first death by attempting to plank or owl....

psusnoop
07-21-2011, 08:46 AM
Can't wait til we hear the first death by attempting to plank or owl....

You missed this?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go_rvHgQ6tw

JBHuskers
07-21-2011, 08:48 AM
Well there you go! My deepest sympathies go out to the dumbass' family.

psusnoop
07-21-2011, 08:55 AM
Well there you go! My deepest sympathies go out to the dumbass' family.

I'm just waiting everyday checking news feeds to hear or read about some dumbass owling and frying himself on powerlines. I know it's coming, has to be.

:D:D

psusnoop
07-21-2011, 08:56 AM
And no I'm not rooting for someone to die or anything, I just know our society as a whole and this wouldn't surprise me one bit :smh:

steelerfan
07-21-2011, 11:36 AM
And no I'm not rooting for someone to die or anything

I am.

JBHuskers
07-21-2011, 11:39 AM
And no I'm not rooting for someone to die or anything, I just know our society as a whole and this wouldn't surprise me one bit :smh:

http://www.thegamingtailgate.com/forums/showthread.php?p=71896

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morsdraconis
07-21-2011, 11:42 AM
I am.

My thoughts exactly.

Fuckin' morons. Please die. One less fuckin' moron in our damn gene pool.

JBHuskers
07-21-2011, 03:15 PM
I met and partied with this girl last year at the EA SPORTS MMA community day...she's a professional photographer for MMA, and she came up with motorboat planking.....BRILLIANT! http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50356_2248254748_5192_q.jpg From her Google+ page :D

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-QqxeQjJKrTc/TihYf9-0mMI/AAAAAAAADq4/N-TlCON6TJk/photo.jpg

psuexv
07-21-2011, 03:17 PM
Well Owling is over... Now it's on to Leisure diving.... :smh: I think some of these are photoshoped.

http://www.leisuredive.com/gallery.php

http://www.leisuredive.com/images/gallery/normal/BlueSteelDive.jpg

gschwendt
07-22-2011, 11:59 PM
You can get fired for planking (http://www.joystiq.com/2011/07/22/wrup-planking-into-unemployment/).

JBHuskers
07-23-2011, 01:49 AM
You can get fired for planking (http://www.joystiq.com/2011/07/22/wrup-planking-into-unemployment/).

http://www.charlieglickman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/homer_doh.png

SmoothPancakes
07-23-2011, 02:26 AM
Ha! :D Serves the dumbasses right. They should have also received a friendly hard smack across the head, by a 2x4. :fp:

buckeye02
07-23-2011, 03:49 AM
What next possuming? Where you hang upside down off of shit?

JBHuskers
07-25-2011, 02:29 PM
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2011/07/plankinggamestop530.jpg

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/07/22/wrup-planking-into-unemployment/

Little did we know "planking" was grounds for firing from the GameStop corporate family. John Mazzocchi went planking for a moment last weekend and now finds himself unemployed after five years of service - turns out the the co-worker that took the photo was also canned. His planking tweet went up the GameStop corporate food chain and came back down with a pink slip.

morsdraconis
07-25-2011, 02:31 PM
Awesome. Fuck him. Fuckin' moron.

gschwendt
07-25-2011, 02:36 PM
http://www.joystiq.com/2011/07/22/wrup-planking-into-unemployment/

Little did we know "planking" was grounds for firing from the GameStop corporate family. John Mazzocchi went planking for a moment last weekend and now finds himself unemployed after five years of service - turns out the the co-worker that took the photo was also canned. His planking tweet went up the GameStop corporate food chain and came back down with a pink slip.Would have been funny had someone posted that two and a half days ago and even funnier had you quoted it.

psuexv
07-25-2011, 02:41 PM
Would have been funny had someone posted that two and a half days ago and even funnier had you quoted it.

How else do you think he gets to 10K :smh: :sf:

psuexv
07-25-2011, 02:44 PM
Would have been funny had someone posted that two and a half days ago and even funnier had you quoted it.

I'm still laughing about this. Not only did he quote it, but he went out and found a big ass Homer D'oh to go with it. Classic!

SmoothPancakes
07-25-2011, 02:49 PM
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2011/07/plankinggamestop530.jpg

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/07/22/wrup-planking-into-unemployment/

Little did we know "planking" was grounds for firing from the GameStop corporate family. John Mazzocchi went planking for a moment last weekend and now finds himself unemployed after five years of service - turns out the the co-worker that took the photo was also canned. His planking tweet went up the GameStop corporate food chain and came back down with a pink slip.


You can get fired for planking (http://www.joystiq.com/2011/07/22/wrup-planking-into-unemployment/).


http://www.charlieglickman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/homer_doh.png

:fp: :fp: :fp:

JBHuskers
07-25-2011, 03:04 PM
:up:

souljahbill
07-25-2011, 03:39 PM
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2011/07/plankinggamestop530.jpg

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/07/22/wrup-planking-into-unemployment/

Little did we know "planking" was grounds for firing from the GameStop corporate family. John Mazzocchi went planking for a moment last weekend and now finds himself unemployed after five years of service - turns out the the co-worker that took the photo was also canned. His planking tweet went up the GameStop corporate food chain and came back down with a pink slip.

Small world. I actually know somebody who knows both of the guys who got fired.


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baseballplyrmvp
07-25-2011, 07:57 PM
speaking of small worlds....remember the harold camping guy who said the end of the world was gonna happen earlier in the year, he has a nephew who used to own a dairy farm, like 3 miles outside of the town i live in.

ram29jackson
07-26-2011, 02:54 PM
LOL dumb kids growing up in the digital age who think fast and colorful info is to be expected and they facebook and tweet every dumb thing they do... the company doesnt want an idiot who falls and snaps his neck or something that causes a lawsuit etc

ram29jackson
07-26-2011, 02:56 PM
speaking of small worlds....remember the harold camping guy who said the end of the world was gonna happen earlier in the year, he has a nephew who used to own a dairy farm, like 3 miles outside of the town i live in.

the use to isnt because he believed his uncle, is it ?

oweb26
07-26-2011, 03:20 PM
How did they even know who the guys were? They had to be stupid and tell everyone about it. There is not enough information on the picture to get out to head people and for them to actually find out who it is, I quit working at gamestop part time a year ago and they still have me in there computer system, its not really that advanced of a company and for these two idiots to get fired means they showed the picture off and it got back to them.

gschwendt
07-26-2011, 03:35 PM
How did they even know who the guys were? They had to be stupid and tell everyone about it. There is not enough information on the picture to get out to head people and for them to actually find out who it is, I quit working at gamestop part time a year ago and they still have me in there computer system, its not really that advanced of a company and for these two idiots to get fired means they showed the picture off and it got back to them.
Probably they tweeted it or put it on Facebook or something like that and their manager got wind of it.

roccogator
07-26-2011, 03:37 PM
Any body else feel like we are getting closer to this. (http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/1/5/first-10-minutes-of-idiocracy-clip-1-204451)

Deuce
07-26-2011, 03:38 PM
Any body else feel like we are getting closer to this. (http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/1/5/first-10-minutes-of-idiocracy-clip-1-204451)

We're there man...

SmoothPancakes
07-26-2011, 03:44 PM
Any body else feel like we are getting closer to this. (http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/1/5/first-10-minutes-of-idiocracy-clip-1-204451)


We're there man...

We've been there for years and years. :fp:

morsdraconis
07-26-2011, 03:58 PM
At least 5 years now. The US is Idiocracy and it only gets worse.

ram29jackson
07-26-2011, 04:08 PM
Probably they tweeted it or put it on Facebook or something like that and their manager got wind of it.

for a corporate business, it isnt even hard for them to find out even if the manager didnt know

oweb26
07-26-2011, 04:53 PM
Wrong!! U give corporations to much credit they don't know shit they rely on people snitching. If no one knew they took that picture those guys wouldn't have gotten caught. They probably did post it on Facebook dumb fuckers

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steelerfan
07-26-2011, 08:20 PM
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2011/07/plankinggamestop530.jpg

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/07/22/wrup-planking-into-unemployment/

Little did we know "planking" was grounds for firing from the GameStop corporate family. John Mazzocchi went planking for a moment last weekend and now finds himself unemployed after five years of service - turns out the the co-worker that took the photo was also canned. His planking tweet went up the GameStop corporate food chain and came back down with a pink slip.

steelerfan
07-26-2011, 08:21 PM
Yes, I know it's been posted a couple of times, but I'm just trying to get to 10,000. :nod:

steelerfan
07-26-2011, 08:23 PM
Only 6,366 to go..

steelerfan
07-26-2011, 08:23 PM
http://www.charlieglickman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/homer_doh.png

Gotta include this too.

JB is a TGT Hero.

baseballplyrmvp
07-26-2011, 08:26 PM
the use to isnt because he believed his uncle, is it ?

no :D....i think it was too big of a farm for his liking, so he sold it to a neighboring farmer who could make better use of it. not sure though.

baseballplyrmvp
07-26-2011, 08:27 PM
http://www.charlieglickman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/homer_doh.png

Gotta include this too.

JB is a TGT Hero.apparently yours as well. lol

SmoothPancakes
07-26-2011, 08:28 PM
http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx305/SmoothPancakes/Gifs/worf.gif

steelerfan
07-26-2011, 08:28 PM
apparently yours as well. lol

:dunno:

baseballplyrmvp
07-26-2011, 08:31 PM
:dunno:

i dont know either. just forget i said anything.

morsdraconis
07-26-2011, 08:51 PM
http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx305/SmoothPancakes/Gifs/worf.gif

:D :D :D

ram29jackson
07-26-2011, 08:53 PM
intergalactic face-palm

steelerfan
07-26-2011, 10:31 PM
i dont know either. just forget i said anything.

Isn't JB everyone's hero???

baseballplyrmvp
07-26-2011, 10:44 PM
Isn't JB everyone's hero???mine is lane kiffin :nod::cool:

psusnoop
07-26-2011, 11:13 PM
mine is lane kiffin :nod::cool:

:fp: :D

SmoothPancakes
07-27-2011, 12:21 AM
My hero is Charlie Weis. Had command at Notre Dame when Navy finally broke the streak for their first win against Notre Dame since 1963. Almost made a miraculous comeback the next year, successfully pulling off two onside kicks and battling back from 27-7 to within 27-21 in the last 1:39 of the game. Then the 2nd win in 3 years to add on to the pile that helped finally give Weis the boot to the ass. :nod:

Navy already gave a great welcoming to Brian Kelly. We'll have to see. Kelly could become my new hero over the next couple of years. :nod:

JBHuskers
07-28-2011, 07:56 PM
:D dumbass


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3hSyf4RdeY

morsdraconis
07-28-2011, 08:19 PM
Damn, just missed running him over.

SmoothPancakes
07-28-2011, 08:38 PM
Damn, just missed running him over.

Yeah, it was close, such a shame. :smh:

psuexv
07-29-2011, 01:17 PM
That reminds me of this part in Jackass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2bccVCNC8Y&feature=player_detailpage#t=103s

morsdraconis
07-29-2011, 01:26 PM
Yeah. That was pretty much the same idea.

JeffHCross
08-01-2011, 08:46 PM
http://www.bustedtees.com/notplanking?utm_medium=emailED&utm_source=072711&utm_campaign=IfYouCanReadThisI'mNotPlanking

http://1.media.bustedtees.cvcdn.com/0/2/bustedtees.0e497de051a523addf5ef292d0d6e68d.gif

morsdraconis
08-01-2011, 10:30 PM
:smh:

buckeye02
08-04-2011, 06:57 AM
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SmoothPancakes
08-04-2011, 08:18 AM
deleted

You tease. ;)

JBHuskers
08-04-2011, 08:32 AM
Isn't JB everyone's hero???

:nod:

JBHuskers
08-25-2011, 11:54 AM
Top 25 Pictures of Athletes Planking. (http://www.chicitysports.com/2011/08/03/plank-this-top-25-funny-pictures-of-athletes-planking/)

Sinister
08-25-2011, 01:59 PM
Top 25 Pictures of Athletes Planking. (http://www.chicitysports.com/2011/08/03/plank-this-top-25-funny-pictures-of-athletes-planking/)

that can't be real all of them, what is the craze with planking anyway.

griffin2608
08-25-2011, 03:19 PM
Lmfao, my little brother in law told me about this shit just the other day and I find it on here. What happened to shit I used to do. Mail box smashing, dog shit on fire, tying cans to cat tails, garbage can ping pong, ect? These retards are squatting in a spot and laying flat across stuff? I don't get it.

ram29jackson
08-26-2011, 01:49 AM
Lmfao, my little brother in law told me about this shit just the other day and I find it on here. What happened to shit I used to do. Mail box smashing, dog shit on fire, tying cans to cat tails, garbage can ping pong, ect? These retards are squatting in a spot and laying flat across stuff? I don't get it.


..because the law or animal right dweebs can get on you about those other things

psusnoop
09-28-2011, 08:22 AM
Planking in Africa :D

http://www.epiclol.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Untitled-155.png

JBHuskers
09-28-2011, 08:23 AM
:D :D

morsdraconis
09-28-2011, 12:00 PM
:D

Nice one elephant. Those dumb ass internet fucks have nothing on him.