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psuexv
06-21-2011, 11:48 AM
WTF - 16 years old, how do her parents let this happen? Of course she doesn't look 16. I've never heard of her.

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/ht_doug_hutchinson_courtney_alexis_stodden_ll_1106 21_wg.jpg

May-December romances aren't unusual. But when the bride can't yet vote and the groom is eligible to join AARP? That's extreme, even for Hollywood.

"Green Mile" and "Lost" actor Doug Hutchison, 51, revealed on Monday that he wed aspiring country singer Courtney Alexis Stodden, 16, in May.

"We're aware that our vast age difference is extremely controversial," the couple told E! News in a statement released by their spokesperson. "But we're very much in love and want to get the message out there that true love can be ageless."

Stodden's mother gave parental consent so the two could wed in Las Vegas.

"We are totally supportive of this marriage," Krista Stodden told RadarOnline.com. "Doug is a wonderful man and we love him."

She added, ""Courtney was a virgin when she married Doug. She is a good Christian girl."

So, how did the two get involved? The fact that Stodden is signed to Hutchison's production company, Dark Water, might have something to do with it. A former beauty pageant queen (she competed for the title of Miss Teen Washington USA last year), Hutchinson is trying to make it as a country music crooner.

Celebuzz compiled a variety of her YouTube videos, including one where she talks for nearly seven minutes about overcoming bullying and explains that she wrote the song "Don't Put It On Me" (whose video features a pink-haired dog) to support victims of bullying.

Character actor Hutchison is probably best known for playing problematic prison guard Percy Wetmore in "The Green Mile." He also played DHARMA Initiative leader Horace Goodspeed in the TV drama "Lost" and has appeared in "Law and Order: Special Victims Unit," "Guiding Light" and "24."

He's also an author. According to his website, Hutchison recently penned a 99-page memoir titled "Hey, Guess What? Tom Hanks's S**t Smells, Too! (My Adventures in the Toilet of Tinseltown)." He is currently writing a children's book series based on his chihuahua, Everette.

psuexv
06-21-2011, 11:49 AM
We know LT wouldn't card her... :D

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2011520//300.Hutchison.Stodden2.tg.062011.jpg

JBHuskers
06-21-2011, 11:54 AM
I'd hit it....16 is legal in NE with consent :nod: :sf:

psusnoop
06-21-2011, 11:54 AM
16, hmm very nice but VERY YOUNG

JBHuskers
06-21-2011, 11:55 AM
Does she have fake titties at 16????

psusnoop
06-21-2011, 11:59 AM
it certainly appears so, but I'm going to guess no those are the real deal :drool:

psuexv
06-21-2011, 11:59 AM
Does she have fake titties at 16????

Apparently no


His bride is singer Courtney Stodden, who says she is (a) 16 (b) a good, Christian girl (c) all natural and (d) yes, really, married to That Guy. She also (e) looks 30 in bikini shots but (f) apparently really is 16, if her entry in a 2010 teen beauty pageant is any indication. So has Hutchison tied the knot with jailbait? Here's what I can tell you:

steelerfan
06-21-2011, 12:06 PM
She's probably a B cup. That blue tank top pic looks like all padding to me.

Whoever invented these god-damned deceptive bras should be shot in the head.

AustinWolv
06-21-2011, 01:02 PM
Wow, I didn't know that actor was that old. I would not have guessed he was 39-40 during The Green Mile.

If she looks that old at 16, how old will she look at 30? Grandma!

psuexv
06-21-2011, 01:04 PM
If she looks that old at 16, how old will she look at 30? Grandma!

Interesting theory.

steelerfan
06-21-2011, 01:08 PM
If she looks that old at 16, how old will she look at 30? Grandma!

True, but when she's 30, he'll be 65, so....

Plus, he (allegedly) got to break the seal and de-flower.

psuexv
06-21-2011, 01:10 PM
Plus, he (allegedly) got to break the seal and de-flower.

No way.... looking like that someone else did a long time ago.

probably Daddy

steelerfan
06-21-2011, 01:13 PM
No way.... looking like that someone else did a long time ago.

probably Daddy

Well, that's why I said "allegedly". ;)

AustinWolv
06-21-2011, 01:25 PM
At the minimum, her lips looked worked over, so not sure I believe the all-natural bit.

Even if a virgin, this chick looks like the product of those crazy pageant moms, given that yeah, she was a pageant girl before.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dn57P3opCgM/TAchENxYN7I/AAAAAAAAAfo/A_Vo78085I0/s320/pageant+girl.jpg

JBHuskers
06-21-2011, 01:36 PM
She's probably a B cup. That blue tank top pic looks like all padding to me.

Whoever invented these god-damned deceptive bras should be shot in the head.

Yeah on top of that she's sticking her chest out on every damn photo to make them look larger :D

steelerfan
06-21-2011, 01:37 PM
Even if a virgin

I hear you, but he is 51. Who gets to de-virginize (legally, though arguably unethically) at that age, lol?

steelerfan
06-21-2011, 01:38 PM
Yeah on top of that she's sticking her chest out on every damn photo to make them look larger :D

Yep, her shoulders are behind her ass. :D

psusnoop
06-21-2011, 01:58 PM
LOL, they are :D:D

psusnoop
06-21-2011, 01:59 PM
At the minimum, her lips looked worked over, so not sure I believe the all-natural bit.

Even if a virgin, this chick looks like the product of those crazy pageant moms, given that yeah, she was a pageant girl before.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dn57P3opCgM/TAchENxYN7I/AAAAAAAAAfo/A_Vo78085I0/s320/pageant+girl.jpg

LOL saw the preview about this last night and one little girl was getting her eyebrows waxed :smh:

SmoothPancakes
06-21-2011, 02:05 PM
I've seen a bunch of promos for that TLC show. I swear, every single mother who puts their child through that shit all deserve to be shot. However young and these kids are plastered in makeup, dressed up looking like some easy slut, and other shit like that. The people who think up these ideas for these stupid shows deserve to be shot too. And the people who actually put on these pageant crap. :fp:

psusnoop
06-21-2011, 02:11 PM
:up:

Completely agree

AustinWolv
06-21-2011, 02:12 PM
The people who think up these ideas for these stupid shows deserve to be shot too.
Agreed.

Agreed with the rest of the post too, but especially that part.

steelerfan
06-21-2011, 02:13 PM
+1

JBHuskers
06-21-2011, 02:19 PM
One of the NCAA community days (I think it was for NCAA 11), there was a talent agency that rented out the big conference room of the hotel we stayed at. So there were a lot of "stay at home moms" dragging their kids out to this hotel to hope they have the next Bieber or something :fp:

steelerfan
06-21-2011, 02:24 PM
So there were a lot of "stay at home moms" dragging their kids out to this hotel to hope they have the next Bieber or something :fp:

Did you take cdj over there?

psuexv
06-21-2011, 02:30 PM
Did you take cdj over there?

To hit on the moms or be the next Bieber?

JBHuskers
06-21-2011, 02:31 PM
To hit on the moms or be the next Bieber?

Both.

AustinWolv
06-21-2011, 02:33 PM
Did you take cdj over there?

He was probably too busy trying to find a date amongst the contestants.........

:sick:

SmoothPancakes
06-21-2011, 02:39 PM
The last 20 minutes of this thread - :fp:

JBHuskers
06-21-2011, 02:49 PM
The last 20 minutes of this thread - :fp:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HChzRB8h6LU

psuexv
06-21-2011, 02:59 PM
He was probably too busy trying to find a date amongst the contestants.........

:sick:

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk185/paolalodde/PedoAlert.gif

psusnoop
06-21-2011, 03:13 PM
Oh my this is :D:D:D

JBHuskers
06-21-2011, 04:17 PM
Liiike oh my god and stuff :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSUQcX9EMPs

ram29jackson
06-21-2011, 04:22 PM
Liiike oh my god and stuff :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSUQcX9EMPs


cyber bullying is a dumb non topic for weak minded fools...like idiots who think spanking a child is abuse

ram29jackson
06-21-2011, 05:56 PM
she must be petite because he is pretty short from what I saw in Green Mile

ram29jackson
06-21-2011, 05:58 PM
I'd hit it....16 is legal in NE with consent :nod: :sf:

what the hell does that mean? as long as you get a written note from the parents ?

NatureBoy
06-21-2011, 07:51 PM
16? She looks 40 to me. She is not going to age well. Here's her video. Hold your ears, it's going to be rough.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOrD5kqyov0&feature=player_embedded

ram29jackson
06-21-2011, 08:02 PM
16? She looks 40 to me. She is not going to age well. Here's her video. Hold your ears, it's going to be rough.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOrD5kqyov0&feature=player_embedded


now its time for; compare-contrast, disturbed women from different era's ! and at least Tex is in her 20s haha..well, she was at the time...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwCw24CnsH8

JBHuskers
06-21-2011, 09:57 PM
Trust me the local radio show I listen to every morning played it. That's how I found the PSA she did...holy shit. :fp: welcome to Facepalm City.

psuexv
06-22-2011, 08:14 AM
LOL the name of her song is don't put it on me. That's probably what she said to him the first time they meet :D

JBHuskers
06-22-2011, 08:36 AM
LOL the name of her song is don't put it on me. That's probably what she said to him the first time they meet :D

Not til they're married....now Doug is playing this song for her.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2og7YuSg08

psusnoop
06-22-2011, 08:43 AM
16? She looks 40 to me. She is not going to age well. Here's her video. Hold your ears, it's going to be rough.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOrD5kqyov0&feature=player_embedded

:fp::fp::fp:

psuexv
06-22-2011, 09:35 AM
Is it just me or does this video and song not match up with the music. Her style and "rapping" don't flow with the music.

JBHuskers
06-22-2011, 09:43 AM
Is it just me or does this video and song not match up with the music. Her style and "rapping" don't flow with the music.

I thought she was an aspiring country singer? :fp: She just thinks she can ride the Bieber / Ke$ha wave.....marrying a 51-year old man gets her in the press. But Jesus H. Christ, if you watch that PSA, even if she is genuine, she comes off fake because she pronounces real by saying "rill". :fp:

psusnoop
06-22-2011, 10:04 AM
She is full of :fp: but Doug is full of :)):)) :clap::clap:

souljahbill
06-22-2011, 10:06 AM
16? She looks 40 to me. She is not going to age well. Here's her video. Hold your ears, it's going to be rough.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOrD5kqyov0&feature=player_embedded

D-d-d-d-d-don't listen to this shit. That DEFINITELY isn't country. She sounds like a bad Paris Hilton.


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psusnoop
06-22-2011, 10:06 AM
Doug is probably telling her everything a young 16 yr old wants to hear, ending the night with well you get the idea. I'm sure most of us have been there (excluding Ram maybe :D:D I kid I kid).

JBHuskers
06-22-2011, 10:10 AM
She is full of :fp: but Doug is full of :)):)) :clap::clap:

Don't get me wrong, I'd rail the shit out of her....but if I had to hangout with her for more than 10 minutes outside of sex, I'd put a Colt .45 to my brain.

psusnoop
06-22-2011, 10:11 AM
Don't get me wrong, I'd rail the shit out of her....but if I had to hangout with her for more than 10 minutes outside of sex, I'd put a Colt .45 to my brain.

:nod:

psuexv
06-22-2011, 10:16 AM
Anyone listen to this one...:fp: I only made it about 30 seconds in.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_KxErquUs4&feature=player_embedded

gschwendt
06-22-2011, 10:22 AM
Rebecca Black has officially tweeted that she hates Courtney Stodden's music.

SmoothPancakes
06-22-2011, 10:24 AM
I now TRULY understand the meaning of the saying "having your ears raped". :(

psusnoop
06-22-2011, 10:25 AM
Rebecca Black has officially tweeted that she hates Courtney Stodden's music.

:D:D

psusnoop
06-22-2011, 10:25 AM
Anyone listen to this one...:fp: I only made it about 30 seconds in.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_KxErquUs4&feature=player_embedded

That was terrible, just terrible.

JBHuskers
06-22-2011, 11:40 AM
Jesus christ...I made it to the first auto-tuned syllable. Not to mention the over produced finger snapping.

At least T-Pain realizes autotune blows and is giving up on it....

souljahbill
06-22-2011, 12:19 PM
Anyone listen to this one...:fp: I only made it about 30 seconds in.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_KxErquUs4&feature=player_embedded

Wow! This dude obviously didn't marry her for her singing talent. Those lyrics were...........:fp:


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psusnoop
06-22-2011, 12:25 PM
No singing, or talking policy would be in full effect :D

JBHuskers
06-22-2011, 12:26 PM
No singing, or talking policy would be in full effect :D

For rill....

psusnoop
06-22-2011, 12:44 PM
for rill....

JBHuskers
06-22-2011, 12:47 PM
"My breasts are rill, my teeth are rill, my hair are rill"

:fp: x http://www.coopertoons.com/education/diagonal/infinity.jpg = Courtney Stodden

ram29jackson
06-22-2011, 02:45 PM
Doug is probably telling her everything a young 16 yr old wants to hear, ending the night with well you get the idea. I'm sure most of us have been there (excluding Ram maybe :D:D I kid I kid).

yes, I havent had sex with minors or miners for that matter. You have ?

JBHuskers
06-22-2011, 02:47 PM
yes, I havent had sex with minors or miners for that matter. You have ?

How bout Chilean miners?

ram29jackson
06-22-2011, 02:54 PM
How bout Chilean miners?

my best friend is Chilean:D but he isnt a miner

steelerfan
06-22-2011, 02:58 PM
:fp:

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psusnoop
06-22-2011, 03:00 PM
:D I was more talking about our own youth adventures but I guess I can see where they may have came across differently.

psusnoop
06-22-2011, 03:01 PM
my best friend is Chilean:D but he isnt a miner

:fp:

But is he a minor then?

ram29jackson
06-22-2011, 03:02 PM
:fp:

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steelerfan
06-22-2011, 03:13 PM
:fp:

But is he a minor then?

Lol. :D

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skipwondah33
06-23-2011, 08:11 AM
She doesnt look 16 at all.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/courtney-stodden-doug-hutchison-2.jpg?w=500&h=755
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/courtney-stodden-doug-hutchison-6.jpg?w=500&h=548

I thought I remembered that guy from Bait and Punisher

JBHuskers
06-23-2011, 08:46 AM
The more I see the more I'm convinced she's just doing this to try to further her career. Just listen to her PSA (as painful as it is), she has a song about the troops that to me is hollow, says she's an aspiring country artist, nothing she's done has been close to country. Or cunt-ree. She should just go to porn in two years.

She's pushing Bieber in terms of annoying. At least she's fun to look at :D

cdj
06-23-2011, 08:50 AM
She doesnt look 16 at all.

Parts of her may be 16 years old.

Clearly, she was a huge LOST fan and is hoping Horace can show her how to find Jacob's cabin. She seems like the type that would enjoy a thought-provoking television program. ;)

JBHuskers
06-23-2011, 08:59 AM
Parts of her may be 16 years old.


No, she said herself that her breasts are rill :D


Clearly, she was a huge LOST fan and is hoping Horace can show her how to find Jacob's cabin. She seems like the type that would enjoy a thought-provoking television program. ;)

She wanted to see a smoke monster up close.

SmoothPancakes
06-23-2011, 08:59 AM
She doesnt look 16 at all.

She looks like she's old enough to be using My New Pink Button (http://www.thegamingtailgate.com/forums/showthread.php?2466-My-New-Pink-Button.).

psuexv
06-23-2011, 09:08 AM
She wanted to see a smoke monster up close.

As Wyatt Earp would say "smoke that skin wagon and see what happens", I mean skin that smoke wagon and see what happens

psusnoop
06-23-2011, 09:27 AM
Parts of her may be 16 years old.

Clearly, she was a huge LOST fan and is hoping Horace can show her how to find Jacob's cabin. She seems like the type that would enjoy a thought-provoking television program. ;)

:D:D

AustinWolv
06-23-2011, 09:31 AM
Clearly, she was a huge LOST fan and is hoping Horace can show her how to find Jacob's cabin. She seems like the type that would enjoy a thought-provoking television program.
ROFL, nicely played.

ram29jackson
06-23-2011, 03:19 PM
she's a kid, it may take a while..but reality will hit here at some point