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JBHuskers
06-13-2011, 11:05 AM
http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/series/taboo/all/Overview#tab-Videos/10501_00

:D :D :D

The music on this video cracks me up.

"This man doesn't just adore his cars, he actually makes love to them."

JBHuskers
06-13-2011, 11:08 AM
what if he gets in a car wreck LOL

psuexv
06-13-2011, 11:08 AM
And they are not even cool cars.. A Ford Ranger....lol

JBHuskers
06-13-2011, 11:11 AM
hope it doesn't start to rust when he rails it :D :D

steelerfan
06-13-2011, 11:13 AM
:smh: What? The? Fuck? :smh:

JBHuskers
06-13-2011, 11:19 AM
Imagine if he was a mechanic...he would be tempted to cheat every day from 9 to 5 :D :D

Cody
06-13-2011, 11:21 AM
:SMH:

Nightmares

JBHuskers
06-13-2011, 11:22 AM
So what if this guy goes to see Cars 2 in the theatres?

psuexv
06-13-2011, 11:23 AM
So what if this guy goes to see Cars 2 in the theatres?

Yeah but that's animation, what really does it for him is probably Days of Thunder

psusnoop
06-13-2011, 11:24 AM
Imagine if he was a mechanic...he would be tempted to cheat every day from 9 to 5 :D :D

:D:D

WTF, he was really going after that crevasse

JBHuskers
06-13-2011, 11:25 AM
Yeah but that's animation, what really does it for him is probably Days of Thunder

Imagine Gone In 60 Seconds :D that would have a double meaning there :D :D

psuexv
06-13-2011, 11:25 AM
So I wonder if a car dealership is just a whore house line up for this guy?

psusnoop
06-13-2011, 11:37 AM
So I wonder if a car dealership is just a whore house line up for this guy?

He probably has been banned for life, hence the Ford Ranger.

steelerfan
06-13-2011, 11:42 AM
So what if this guy goes to see Cars 2 in the theatres?

He'd probably go "Pee Wee Herman". :smh:

JBHuskers
06-13-2011, 11:48 AM
So since he's doing a VW Bug and an old Ford Ranger....does that mean he likes to chase cougars?

psuexv
06-13-2011, 11:52 AM
The question would be which gender does he put on the Ranger... the Bug is obviously a female. If the Ranger is a male does he hit it from behind in the trailer hitch?

steelerfan
06-13-2011, 11:55 AM
The question would be which gender does he put on the Ranger... the Bug is obviously a female. If the Ranger is a male does he hit it from behind in the trailer hitch?

You know, I thought the same thing. I'd feel homo-erotic having sexual relations with a Ford Ranger. That's just ickey.

psusnoop
06-13-2011, 11:58 AM
You know, I thought the same thing. I'd feel homo-erotic having sexual relations with a Ford Ranger. That's just ickey.


LOL that is classic

psuexv
06-13-2011, 12:00 PM
Isn't the Bug's gas tank in the front? I guess that would be like getting a hummer?

psuexv
06-13-2011, 12:03 PM
I wonder if merp in your gas improves your gas mileage... Maybe he's onto something here..... But I'm assuming it probably just gums up the engine. Probably has a huge supply of STP Engine Cleaner

JBHuskers
06-13-2011, 12:21 PM
The question would be which gender does he put on the Ranger... the Bug is obviously a female. If the Ranger is a male does he hit it from behind in the trailer hitch?

Gives a whole new meaning to Rusty Trombone.

Nothingface
06-16-2011, 10:56 AM
Yay i didn't click on the link!

psuexv
06-16-2011, 10:59 AM
Yay i didn't click on the link!

It's ok, it's on the National Geographic website

JBHuskers
06-16-2011, 11:05 AM
It's one of the most odd f'n things I've seen in a while, and I see a lot of odd things :D

steelerfan
06-16-2011, 12:45 PM
It's one of the most odd f'n things I've seen in a while, and I see a lot of odd things :D

That's what she said.

ram29jackson
06-16-2011, 03:01 PM
I thought national Geo only did important stuff..now they branch into stupid crap.

and secondly, you are really dumb if you are into this and then dont mind the world seeing your face as being known for it.

thirdly - this is crap because if you really want to prove it, - explain/show the actual extremes he has gone through

JBHuskers
06-16-2011, 03:03 PM
I thought national Geo only did important stuff..now they branch into stupid crap.

and secondly, you are really dumb if you are into this and then dont mind the world seeing your face as being known for it.

thirdly - this is crap because if you really want to prove it, - explain/show the actual extremes he has gone through

That's the world of cable now a days, they let go of their roots to try to make more money. *cough* G4 *cough*

ram29jackson
06-16-2011, 03:06 PM
That's the world of cable now a days, they let go of their roots to try to make more money. *cough* G4 *cough*

what did G4 do - or use to do or be ?

JBHuskers
06-16-2011, 03:10 PM
what did G4 do - or use to do or be ?

Used to be a great channel 100% (or close to) dedicated to video games.

Sinister
06-27-2011, 03:15 PM
I wonder if he likes big headlights or small headlights.

JBHuskers
06-27-2011, 03:22 PM
I wonder if he likes big tailpipes or small tailpipes.

Better question ^^^^

Sinister
06-27-2011, 03:30 PM
Better question ^^^^

anytime you start thinking that then you need to stop thinking that.

ram29jackson
06-27-2011, 04:23 PM
another thing...its glorified to a degree as some sort of amusement. What he has is severe mental issues and needs a life...besides the possibility of how bogus or fake it is anyway....

JBHuskers
06-27-2011, 04:29 PM
another thing...its glorified to a degree as some sort of amusement. What he has is severe mental issues and needs a life...besides the possibility of how bogus or fake it is anyway....

Just like it took people forever to realize reality shows weren't really reality...it was still a script.

Sinister
06-27-2011, 04:35 PM
reality tv would be so much better if they had it on cinemax or hbo at least we would get to see their boobs and ass

SmoothPancakes
06-27-2011, 04:37 PM
reality tv would be so much better if they had it on cinemax or hbo at least we would get to see their boobs and ass

Turn on National Geographic and watch the shows about the tribes in Africa and the Amazon. :D

Sinister
06-27-2011, 04:42 PM
yea i've done that too. that's my motto when women say they are too hot i say lets take it back to africa and walk around with your shit off.

ram29jackson
06-27-2011, 04:46 PM
Just like it took people forever to realize reality shows weren't really reality...it was still a script.

I was skeptical from day one of that mtv crap. Reality tv just means- actors we dont have to pay that much to haha

SmoothPancakes
07-25-2011, 11:34 PM
This guy has competition when it comes to car loving.

http://www.hooptywagon.com/img/ani/ed_11-26-05a.gif

JBHuskers
07-26-2011, 12:42 AM
That dude is just doing it for sex.....the other guy is doing it for love.

buckeye02
07-26-2011, 01:43 AM
Just like it took people forever to realize reality shows weren't really reality...it was still a script.

Sports is real reality TV.