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JBHuskers
06-03-2011, 01:40 PM
@PimpBillClinton

Diamonds are a girl's best friend? Are we sure it's not their vibrator, their pulsating shower head or....DEEEZ NUUUUTTTS???!!!

cdj
06-03-2011, 04:55 PM
The good news is that none of @JBHuskers' tweets will be appearing in this thread.

:easy:

JBHuskers
06-03-2011, 05:18 PM
The good news is that none of @JBHuskers' tweets will be appearing in this thread.

:easy:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yl3UMO-TkE

Try the veal :D

psusnoop
06-05-2011, 06:35 AM
The good news is that none of @JBHuskers' tweets will be appearing in this thread.

:easy:

:D

JBHuskers
06-09-2011, 02:39 PM
:D

@denisleary
Ja Rule gets 2 yrs. Anything under 5 for a rapper ain't a sentence it's a career move.

NatureBoy
06-10-2011, 01:01 PM
@damienwoody - If u ask @KingJames for a dollar , he'll only give u 75 cents , he never gives you the fourth quarter #Ouch!!! :D:D:D:D

JBHuskers
06-22-2011, 04:08 PM
@PimpBillClinton
If @KimKardashian wants to make another sex tape with colored people I hope she picks the Blue Man Group.

psuexv
06-23-2011, 04:08 PM
This is a whole list of funny tweets.... Big fan of PSU but why the F is the Bell on Old Main tweeting Dings on the hour?
http://twitter.com/#!/OldMainBell

OldMainBell OldMainBell
ding. ding! Ding? Ding! ding. #PennState
7 minutes ago

Hey in case you didn't know it's 5 o'clock :fp:

JBHuskers
06-23-2011, 04:09 PM
Earlier today @Jesus_H_Christ tweeted "that's me in the corner"

:D :D

Not sure how many will get that.

Sinister
06-27-2011, 04:02 PM
Earlier today @Jesus_H_Christ tweeted "that's me in the corner"

:D :D

Not sure how many will get that.

Losing my religion.

JBHuskers
06-27-2011, 04:12 PM
Losing my religion.

:up:

JBHuskers
07-06-2011, 02:14 PM
I'm sure Obama will address this:

@PimpBillClinton #askobama Has Michelle ever tried to filibuster her way out of butt sex?

psuexv
07-06-2011, 02:35 PM
Not really funny but digging the profile pic

http://twitter.com/#!/MsPican

Edit - maybe NSFW

JBHuskers
07-06-2011, 02:37 PM
She sure looks like a fun gurl.

psusnoop
07-06-2011, 02:55 PM
Not really funny but digging the profile pic

http://twitter.com/#!/MsPican

Edit - maybe NSFW

:))

JBHuskers
07-25-2011, 01:27 PM
@KegsnEggs

That sound you can faintly hear through your computer is 1,000+ NFL players Googling "How to pass a drug test."

SmoothPancakes
07-25-2011, 01:37 PM
:D

morsdraconis
07-25-2011, 02:27 PM
:D

Nice!

psusnoop
07-26-2011, 07:44 PM
@KegsnEggs

That sound you can faintly hear through your computer is 1,000+ NFL players Googling "How to pass a drug test."

:D

psusnoop
07-27-2011, 08:14 AM
@mclassick Matthew Classick

Dammit that's a better hashtag than mine. RT @RobertDEdwards: It's okay if Casey Anthony wants to babysit your kid. #jerrymealssaysitssafe


@RobertDEdwards Rob Edwards

Go ahead Washington, let the debt ceiling deadline pass. It's cool because #jerrymealssaysitssafe.


@jonanddeek Derek Kastner

Waste your whole day today with #jerrymealssaysitssafe. Hey Terrell Pryor go ahead and sell those pants.#jerrymealssaysitssafe


@jasonr44240 Jason Richardson

Sweet! Making some cash today. Passing along my bank info to help out a prince today. #jerrymealssaysitssafe


@churchofbasebal Church of Baseball

"Hey Paco, let's cross the border into Arizona." "But we're undocumented and that American has a gun." "It's ok, #jerrymealssaysitssafe."


@ronnopwasky03 Ron Nopwasky

I think I'm going to walk around the prison today with no guards #jerrymealssaysitssafe

JBHuskers
08-10-2011, 04:31 PM
http://twitter.com/#!/owengood/status/101402839187857408

morsdraconis
08-10-2011, 07:38 PM
:smh:

psuexv
08-23-2011, 12:29 PM
So I guess what she is saying is that she's got burning loins.

ErinAndrews: The good news Green Tea doesn't stain and smells good..the BAD news it was a large, I hadn't taken a sip, and I have burns all over my legs

JBHuskers
08-23-2011, 12:49 PM
Probably the first time she has said that the bad news is it was large.

JBHuskers
10-07-2011, 12:39 PM
@MensHumor

Some girls are so hot, but raging sluts...I wish there was a "clear history" button for their vaginas.

steelerfan
10-07-2011, 12:58 PM
:D

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JBHuskers
10-18-2011, 03:00 PM
@DeathStarPR: Definition - Ackbarophobia (noun): The abnormal fear that somehow, some way, EVERYTHING is a trap.

morsdraconis
10-18-2011, 05:07 PM
@DeathStarPR: Definition - Ackbarophobia (noun): The abnormal fear that somehow, some way, EVERYTHING is a trap.

:D

That's excellent!

JBHuskers
10-25-2011, 04:14 PM
@PimpBillClinton
A vagina is the ultimate man cave.

psuexv
11-21-2011, 02:08 PM
From Infinity Ward on COD bans.

@IxJayJayxI Every ban unique to the level of douchiness of the offense. The greater the douche the greater the length. PermaDouche possible.

SmoothPancakes
11-21-2011, 04:11 PM
From Infinity Ward on COD bans.

@IxJayJayxI Every ban unique to the level of douchiness of the offense. The greater the douche the greater the length. PermaDouche possible.

Amen. Ban all the douche fuckers.

JBHuskers
12-19-2011, 09:53 AM
@KimJongIlinHell Kim Jong-il IN HELL

Hell is a funny place. Helen Keller can see, Gary Coleman is tall, and Michael Jackson is black. Weird stuff.

morsdraconis
12-19-2011, 09:54 AM
Why is Helen Keller in hell?

JBHuskers
12-19-2011, 09:56 AM
Why is Helen Keller in hell?

You'd have to ask Lucifer.

steelerfan
12-19-2011, 09:57 AM
Why is Helen Keller in hell?

The Bible wasn't in Braille? :dunno:

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psusnoop
12-19-2011, 01:10 PM
@KimJongIlinHell Kim Jong-il IN HELL

Hell is a funny place. Helen Keller can see, Gary Coleman is tall, and Michael Jackson is black. Weird stuff.
:D:D

JBHuskers
12-19-2011, 01:14 PM
I did a Google search for why is Helen Keller in hell, and all I got was "who the hell is Helen Keller".

psuexv
01-10-2012, 12:15 PM
TheFakeESPN: LSU is reportedly stuck in New Orleans, a 50 yard line was painted in front of the team bus

steelerfan
01-10-2012, 02:03 PM
TheFakeESPN: LSU is reportedly stuck in New Orleans, a 50 yard line was painted in front of the team bus

:D

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psuexv
02-02-2012, 08:58 AM
JPosnanski: Ate at same restaurant as Tim Tebow in Indianapolis last night. Contrary to Twitter reports, the water stayed in water form

psuexv
02-02-2012, 08:59 AM
shalisemyoung: Robert Kraft on possible SI cover jinx: "the only Sports Illustrated cover I care about is the swimsuit issue" Lmao

psuexv
03-21-2012, 11:59 AM
@mistermajorr The QB battle in New York is going to be like deciding who is the smartest retard on the short bus.

psusnoop
03-21-2012, 01:04 PM
@mistermajorr The QB battle in New York is going to be like deciding who is the smartest retard on the short bus.

:D

steelerfan
03-21-2012, 01:04 PM
@mistermajorr The QB battle in New York is going to be like deciding who is the smartest retard on the short bus.

http://img.tapatalk.com/62c401e2-182e-09d4.jpg

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JBHuskers
03-21-2012, 01:10 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/62c401e2-182e-09d4.jpg

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This is your phone wallpaper isn't it?

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morsdraconis
03-21-2012, 01:22 PM
:D :D :D

steelerfan
03-21-2012, 02:05 PM
This is your phone wallpaper isn't it?

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No.

This is.

http://img.tapatalk.com/62c401e2-2660-03a1.jpg

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psuexv
03-21-2012, 02:06 PM
:D :D :D :D :D

psusnoop
03-21-2012, 04:15 PM
:D:D

gschwendt
05-08-2012, 05:33 PM
http://twitter.com/#!/JBHuskers/status/199981978454462464 (http://lemmetweetthatforyou.com/t/do74w)

DariusLock
05-08-2012, 05:34 PM
:fp::fp:

JBHuskers
05-08-2012, 06:02 PM
http://twitter.com/#!/JBHuskers/status/199981978454462464 (http://lemmetweetthatforyou.com/t/do74w)

Looks like someone is really hoping.

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psusnoop
05-08-2012, 06:51 PM
Ouch :smh: :fp:

SmoothPancakes
05-08-2012, 07:52 PM
Ok..... Time to leave.

http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx305/SmoothPancakes/Gifs/3204840swsw.gif

psuexv
07-03-2012, 01:31 PM
So a friend of mine just posted this....
sxb176: this is so Eric... RT "@ManlyAsshole: If I've ever offended you, just know that from the bottom of my heart, I really don't give a shit."

Some people know me all to well :D :D

ram29jackson
07-03-2012, 02:58 PM
[Q


nevermind....

steelerfan
07-03-2012, 05:11 PM
[Q


nevermind....

Nice post, ram. :nod:

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steelerfan
07-03-2012, 05:12 PM
So a friend of mine just posted this....
sxb176: this is so Eric... RT "@ManlyAsshole: If I've ever offended you, just know that from the bottom of my heart, I really don't give a shit."

Some people know me all to well :D :D

ManlyAsshole? :sick:

You run with a strange crowd, bro.

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JBHuskers
07-03-2012, 05:14 PM
ManlyAsshole? :sick:

You run with a strange crowd, bro.

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:+1:

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SCClassof93
07-04-2012, 10:47 AM
Looks like someone is really hoping.

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And gives me another reason to continue avoiding twitter and facebook :D

psuexv
09-18-2012, 01:12 PM
PimpCartman: I bet the "YMCA" dance is harder to do in Chinese.

psusnoop
09-18-2012, 02:25 PM
:D

JBHuskers
10-04-2012, 02:25 PM
:D :D :D

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/notacop.jpg

gschwendt
11-28-2012, 09:01 AM
I'm writing this from the hospital. Don't worry, the doctors say I will be fine, but I must warn you - the Dyson ball cleaner has a very misleading name.

JBHuskers
11-28-2012, 09:15 AM
I winced a little there.

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psusnoop
11-28-2012, 10:42 AM
:D:D

steelerfan
11-28-2012, 01:06 PM
:D

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JBHuskers
06-18-2014, 12:54 PM
Twitter now supports GIFs! That will go downhill quickly, but this one made me chuckle

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skipwondah33
06-26-2014, 02:19 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/dar-today-421.jpg?w=550&h=546

JBHuskers
06-26-2014, 03:09 PM
:D Kurt Sutter's Twitter (creator of Sons of Anarchy)

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psusnoop
06-26-2014, 08:07 PM
:D Kurt Sutter's Twitter (creator of Sons of Anarchy)

482247597239726080

:sick:

gschwendt
08-15-2014, 09:09 AM
500272194304638976

cdj
10-01-2014, 09:13 PM
517476293697622016

Not sure how this will load/look, but it is a series of four pics showing a DM conversation this Twitter user allegedly had with a CNN producer. Read them all for a laugh.

JeffHCross
10-01-2014, 10:57 PM
Eh. Not that funny. Don't like that he posted her cell # either

gschwendt
12-09-2014, 12:49 PM
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cdj
01-30-2015, 09:10 AM
This is great.

561174931107774464

SmoothPancakes
01-30-2015, 11:11 AM
I'll give the guy props at least for handling it honorably and offering to donate $5,000 to a charity of his choice.

#TheScriptIsDead

cdj
02-11-2015, 07:19 PM
565679191119917059

JBHuskers
02-12-2015, 09:02 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q5NUBgMkR0

cdj
03-20-2015, 07:41 AM
578890026605391872

JBHuskers
03-22-2015, 05:24 PM
B-b-b-b-b-b-urrrrrrrrrrrn

JBHuskers
09-11-2015, 10:01 AM
Brilliant! :D :D :D

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steelerfan
09-11-2015, 03:20 PM
Lol.