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JBHuskers
11-05-2010, 02:26 PM
http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/melissaleewilliamsmugshot.jpg

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a West Virginia motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

psuexv
11-05-2010, 02:54 PM
What's the consensus on what it smelled like - I bet it was like if someone vomited in your car on the way home from a bar and you didn't get a chance to clean it up until 5pm the next day and it sat outside an baked in 90 degree weather.

AustinWolv
11-05-2010, 03:07 PM
Excellent laughs in that article. This is also a case where 'thread is worthless without pictures' is NOT true.

jaymo76
11-05-2010, 07:29 PM
Oh my... my wife was killing her self laughing when I read it to her. Classic!

JBHuskers
11-05-2010, 11:23 PM
Excellent laughs in that article. This is also a case where 'thread is worthless without pictures' is NOT true.

Oh I think it's true cuz admit it Austin, you were picturing yourself going down on her :D

steelerfan
11-05-2010, 11:32 PM
Another "attaboy" to you, JB, for not putting this in your MILF thread. :sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick:

AustinWolv
11-06-2010, 12:23 AM
Oh I think it's true cuz admit it Austin, you were picturing yourself going down on her :D
Did anyone else just get reminded of the movie Kingpin?

I'd take a shot to the balls before ever approaching that thing.

psusnoop
11-08-2010, 09:27 AM
OH man, that is some funny stuff right there.

NatureBoy
11-12-2010, 07:25 PM
:D There are so many things that are funny about this story but the funniest part has to be the other guy was ready to eat her out before he got a whiff of her rotten fish.

JBHuskers
11-13-2010, 01:52 PM
:D There are so many things that are funny about this story but the funniest part has to be the other guy was ready to eat her out before he got a whiff of her rotten fish.

I think Naitch bumped this thread so everyone could see that hot mama's face again.

NatureBoy
11-14-2010, 12:24 AM
I think Naitch bumped this thread so everyone could see that hot mama's face again.;):nod::D How did you guess?

ram29jackson
11-14-2010, 01:12 AM
this has nothing to do with it but I am 45 and better looking.... I take more showers too..........its all just wrong